Walter | All Over the Map | JEFF DUNHAM
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- Опубликовано: 25 июл 2015
- Walter visits England, Iceland, and Australia, in this clip from my 2014 special "All Over the Map."
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"can I call you Bob?"LOL
It's funny how the guy puts his thumbs upXD
😂😂😂😂
XD
mandinhapareja pretty much if you can’t say a name of someone just say can I call you bob from walter
I read this as he said it
“I broke a leg”
“Oh that’s must have hurt”
“Wasn’t my leg”
OMG finally someone who’s here in 2020
@@davinci_9032 2021
😂😂😂
@@thelastoftheanglosaxons.3724 Well, I'm 2022
2:57
Jeff: "Here, a woman's lifespan is 90-100 years."
Walter: *"Send my wife home IMMEDIATELY."*
😂
I want to like this but I can't
'Stop trying to push me in'
@@sovereign4535 why
@@jessiciahmendez1552 it was 69 at the time and I'm immature
@@sovereign4535 we good now
"You cannot speak Icelandic without moving your lips, I'm tellin' ya."
I lost all my sides right here
He's the only ventriloquist that makes me believe that there's 2 people up there. My favorite ventriloquist!! Keep doing you Jeff!!!!!
Ebony Williams same
Thanks so much for your quick reply and I will send you the
Extremely talented!
wait there’s not two people?!?!
same
Walter is the old guy everyone wants to be friends with!
Laura B he acts like my uncle😂
Walter is the old guy I want to be when I'm that age.
and stan lee
Laura B Yep true that he may seem nice but he can pack a mean punch which is funny if he compares anyone to a celebrity or something like that idk
INFINITE AnimationNation R.I.P. STAN LEE
Walter: Cusses at audience*
*Everybody liked that*
literally underrated
"We should've called our country Crazy Assholes with Guns"
With the way our nation is right now, we might as well take Walter's advice.
Your terms are acceptable
You’re not lying.
Sounds like America.
"I'll be darned."
"What?"
"I married a volcano."
LOL
Nate Dawg I think all married people figure that out eventually 😂
@@goldeneyespectre8447 My dad figured that out 2 HOURS into his marriage. 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@TramNguyen-qw2kp UK
"send my wife home IMMEDIATELY!!! what is this... HELL on Earth..." LOL im dead
Rama Syahputra 😂😂😂😂
Lol
Me too
Walter: Might as well be!
Lol, I saw this comment as he said this
"nebeial, naboole, holy crap... can I call you bob?" That is too fucking funny.
he needs to make one of Walter's wife that would be hilarious
Yes that would be great but I don't think he has any female puppets so that would make it extra great!!
I would also like to meet Walters wife
But would she fit on the stage because she is a valcano like walter said
That would mean Jeff working on some convincing female voice
What would make it better is if her name was Karen
Walter is just out right rude, peanut is offensive and bobba j is dumb 😂 😂 Loving it!
What are your thoughts about Achmed? 🤔
@@keonroshdieh2497 and jose'
@@keonroshdieh2497 He's cool!
@@marshamariner7897 on a stick
Lol..."Stop trying to push me in"
Dan Holland hkk
ya estando
a random gamer105
Poole Brady yep. thats me! aka UrbanerRhyme105 (xbox 360 gamertag)
The Gamer's Holy Word h
“I’ll be darned, I married a volcano” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of the best Walter lines ever. 😂
Just convinced my younger brother that all the dummies are alive and talk out of their own free will
I'm pretty sure this is chaotic neutral at it's best
You just created his life time fear
Then show him toy story
Bruhlliant!
I did that to my sister too. Mwahahahaha
I don't care how many times I see Jeff Dunham. No matter my mood he still makes me laugh. I'm forever in his debt.
i love how jeff dunham's jokes are so funny he needs to resist laughing when giving it.
To me its like he's laughing at Walter's joke and not his own so it's more like Walter's making the joke.
Flynn Tom yeah I love it
Jeff needs to resist yes but what if he were to actually ably to start to laugh historically.
He’s just laughing at the puppet to make it seem more realistic
Yes 🙌 I love ❤️ it.
Jeff is just WAAAY too cool. And I mean that with the biggest compliment. The voices he does for all his puppets, and the way he does all their movements, makes ya really think the damn things are alive.
Omg yes
I love how his ventriloquism is so natural. When he asks a person his reaction is with natural and he makes it like there’s another person up there
3:02 - "SEND MY WIFE HOME IMMEDIATELY." XDLMAO!!!
Lol
+T. G. Wolven
4:40 - "oh yea, on Iceland, it's legal to whale hunt" xDDD
+T. G. Wolven What is this, hell on earth?
I fricking lost it
ikr
"Send my wife home immediately"
😂😂😂
That will be a sexist Arabian joke for women
Andrew Johnson Boss “What is this, hell on earth?!”
Isn’t it life
Jeff is one of the sort list of entertainers that truly deserves to be wealthy. He's earned it man!
Fantastic entertainer.
3:48 is actually kind of true, they named the land with warm weather Iceland to ward off raiders and the freezing wasteland Greenland to encourage raids there where the raiders wouldn't survive.
The more you know.
Fax
No.
Greenland (or at least its south) was green until the mid-1500s. There were still Viking settlers living (and farming) there at that time, but the climate changed dramatically and most settlements were given up.
Iceland, on the other hand, isn't just called Iceland in all languages. That's the English version.
The first part of the name is ''Is-'' in Icelandic, and that has two meanings in Germanic languages (Icelandic is a Northern Germanic language, like Danish, Norwegian and Swedish).
The word ''is'' can mean ''ice'', but also ''iron'' - and in case of Iceland, the name derives from the latter.
During the Middle Ages, when other Europeans first heard about Iceland, it was rumoured to be a magnetic island (and this idea was actually used to ward off intruders).
For example, in the German national epic ''Nibelungenlied'' the king and his fellows have to travel to Iceland to pick up his future queen (who is a renegade valkyrie and had been imprisoned there behind a wall of fire) and everyone is really concerned about getting close to Iceland.
People thought, the magnetism would pull the nails out of the ship and they'd sink in front of the coast. Weapons made of steel would be useless and they wouldn't even be able to construct a new ship, because tools would be magnetised as well and just cling to the rocks.
How much of this was made up by crazy Vikings, who wanted to be left alone, is unclear - but they really value their privacy there.
Iceland horses are a breed of horse, that has not been influenced by foreign blood for more than a thousand years. Icelanders still keep all foreign horses out, and even horses that were born in Iceland and left the island, are banned from ever returning.
They absolutely mean it, when they tell you to stay away from their upside down steam clothing iron land. I wouldn't be surprised to find out, that this whole magnetic island bs was planted in some chronicles to prevent their own Norwegian relatives from showing up for hakarl and mead.
@@Darth234Ravenous
And knowing is HALF the battle!
@@AntasmaTheBatKing G.I. JOE!!!
Stop trying to push me in!
Super California Refrigerator Extra Delicious Lotions , That is really kinky eh
Alex Bashedet I lost it!! That shit was funny.
So TRUE. !!!!!!
theres another reference from that joke but not in poppins
XP, not extra
Jeff is a very gifted ventriloquist. He's one of my all time favorites.
Hello.. how are you doing.
Yes Walter, Australia is also too welcoming as well, should have called it Crazy Ass**** Without Guns
‘With Boomerangs’ that’s the difference. England it’s ‘With the Bad Teeth’.
Just so you know has over 3 million guns.
@@andrewskinner8560 shoot, that’s equivalent to the amount of weaponry here in my town of Texas. Of course, my town has a population of 36,000.
I think "Crazy Giant Insects" is more like it! 😂
Omg leokimvideo is here
you cannot speak Icelandic without moving your lips ever LOL
I can
I can
I can....
I can.....t
I looked for this comment so could like it
Walter reminds of Red Foreman from That 70's Show
Hehe I thought I was the only one that watched that
I have a feeling that red foreman was designed to be walter.....
@@libertyjohnson8736 I also watch it I love listening to red always yelling dumbass
Foots in asses
Same
1:30 when the guy said "I'm from Iraq" and Walter said "Oh your from Iraq, what the f*ck" that had me dieing throwing in a "what the f*ck"
"Super California refrigerator ex the delicious lotion, something like that." xD
😂😂😂
"Oh you're from Iraq, WHAT THE F***"
XD
you know what I love in good comedians like him? they go "fuck youtube's copyright bullshit, I'll post my stuff MYSELF for people to enjoy"
+MrKlausbaudelaire considering how now, i can post these vids on my page then report jeff for stealing my vids
Gassy Goddess
M
I think the real reason why jeff was surprised to see that Nabeel was from is because he’s white. Even though a lot of middle eastern people really are white. It’s only a stereotype to think all middle easterners look Indian.
I love Walter he's hilarious I don't care if this is a puppet show or not Jeff Dunham is a legend in ventriloquist
He’s the real master of puppets! 😊
To : Jeff , Walter , Peanut , Achmed , Jose J & Sweet Daddy thanks for all the great laughs over the years , you guys are the best !!
BadCat you forgot Melvin and bubba j
You forgot the Irish baby
It's not jeff it's jeff fa fa
You forgot Bubba J
Mostly ahcmed
"Super-california-refirigerator-something-delisious lotion"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This cracked me up
"I'll be darned. I married a volcano!"
Hey lets give mad props to Nabeal there for being such a good sport about it😂. That was by far the funniest part of the entire video
Thank you for the kind words sir.
Regards
Baghdad Bob
"Do you know how much tactic it takes to kill somebody with a fricken boomerang?"
Lmfao love this guy
Pretty sure he said "practice"
@@professionalcommentstealer5271, shh, don't confuse him/her with the truth.
"I was the first guy to get in her Chim Chim Cher-ee"
Deaddy Fazpool I make the same comment a year ago and some how you've been here for 2 months with 41 likes Birmingham England and ya get the asshole from Iraq in the first row
Mmmwah! Goodnight, everybody!
Tree? You mean jungle?
Deaddy Fazpool: In her what? 😯
Deaddy Fazpool 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Walter: I dated her for a while.
Jeff: You dated Mary Poppins?
Walter yes I did
You dont think he is just feeding us a bag of koala poop do you?
That's what he said...
Jeff needs to make Walters wife puppet
+Collin H his wife in dinner for smhucks was going to be walters wife but he retired her
+Collin H Be careful, because Walter says he's married to a volcano! No doubt about it, she would erupt onstage.
I was literally thinking that, when hearing the very last joke about Walter's wife. I was like: "Huh. Jeff should make a Walter's wife puppet up so she could have a voice finally".
csgrambauer
his wife was going to be his wife in dinner for shmucks
Gassy Goddess
Oh, okay.
is it bad that I'm crying from laughter?
oh my god I almost died from drinking water and laughing at the same time
It's called laughing so hard.
kaden sauce no
kaden sauce nope it's Jeff and Walter
kaden sauce not all I am the same lol
Walter is the best! A grumpy old man but i believe with a good heart. 🥰
I've been binge watching these clips and I kept wondering where the puppets microphones are before it finally hit me 🤣🤣 he's so good 😂😂
0:58 I just couldn't control my laugh here:
Walter: "OK, what was your first name again?"
Jeff: "What? N-Nabil?"
Walter: "Is that like a first name or something to take medicine to get rid of? Is that a family name or just parents drunk?"
"Eughhh... Oh I'll just name him Lebbiur, UGHH... *burp* "
Walter: "Is that a common English name? No?"
Nabil: "No, I'm from Iraq!"
Walter: "Oh you're from Iraq? WHAT THE F**K?!
What are the odds... Bring him in England and get the asshole from Iraq in the front row! It's just...
OK, now I forgot your name, is it Abdul?"
Jeff: "Habu..."
Walter: "Nabnuh... Nabul."
Nabil: "Nabil."
Walter: "Nabil! Holy crap... Can I call you Bob?"
You should write comedy, pretty good piece you wrote there.
FG47 Oh well" guess it was HIS time..........
he crossed that narrow line........
Was not funny, ANYMORE
I think he said Birmingham, not bring him in England.
IGGY!! POLNAREF!! LOOK OUT!!!
Counties music
i was eating sunflower seeds while watching this and almost choked and died on the boomerang part
Probably why Jeff doesn't perform at any 'dinner and a show' places.
Dude at the start is the most non-Iraqi-looking Iraqi I've ever seen.
L0
.
What are iraqis supposed to look like lol
Lol I'm Iraqi too. We come in different shapes and colors. Not sure why people think we all look Indian..
Its like Jamaica, not all people are black there, its great to get educated on different cultures
“We shoulda called our country crazy assholes with guns” felt that
I mean, he’s not wrong
Walter: I'll be darn..
Jeff: what
Walter: I married a volcano...
"I was the first man to get into her chim-chim-chiree!"
EEEEWWW, WALTER! XD
Greninja Storm should have said that he was the first to “come down” her chim chim chirie.
Great Greninja name and pic bud!
2 yr old
We need to see Walter's wife in a future show.
“Yes I did, Yes I did” Jeff is unbelievably talented and innovative as well as unprecedented! I have not seen such thing! So so so beautiful and enjoyable!
Took me a while to realise that Jeff said 90 to 100 years. Not 92 hundred years. Holy shit. :D
I just realized he said that when you mentioned that you realized that XD
UberLukario
Same thing and thought it was stupid of him to overstate for the sake comedy. English remains problematic.
The Tool Guy I didn't mention any hatred, besides he's the greatest ventriloquist I've watched. The problem is with English; people who know several languages know that. Thanks for the 'idiocy' thing.
Greg Jonson LMFAO SAME
Warning: Do not eat while watching.
but why?
+Ella anderson If you laugh too hard: choking or spitting food/drink out.
+Andrew Lynn oh right
And don't drink either, I laughed so hard that I snotted Coke out of my nose.
Too late 😂😂😂
Is not only a great ventriloquist, he is also one of the best comedians I've ever seen.
All, and by all I mean ALL jokes are just on point
I say this everytime my neighbor and his wife argue at twelve in the morning 6:50
OH GOD the bit about Australia is so accurate
Rhiannon Gray that’s what I was thinking
You can come over and watch
She kept saying the same thing over and over
''What?''
Stop trying to push me in.
Had Me So Weak😭😭
Over the past 20 years, Walter has transformed from a grumpy guy to a funny guy! 😃 ❤
The belly dancing t-shirt was a dead give away 😂
xD still the fucking best comedian ever,or what u guys think xP?
He's great!
well him and Gabriel Iglesias
Don't forget Ismo Leikola. the Funniest man in the world
Whenever I rewatch Spark of Insanity, when Jeff does stand-up before bringing out Walter, I still split my sides with laughter. XD
ffunn6
“Holy crap, can I call you Bob?”
😂
"Well don't be. It's not you, or us. It's Iceland. There's nothing else to do here."
Makes me laugh every time
"What is this, Hell on Earth?"
Me: I thought title went to Sah-na-tah Ah-na?
I'm 3 years late but LMFAOO...
Nabil is actually noble in Arabic
I'd bob r u name too lol
he said nobio bitch
Bob it is
How very interesting.
when he started mocking the poodle flying out of the window i nearly shit myself laughing
“You guys are the drinkin’ champions of the world!”
Me and my Czech blood: “Am I joke to you?”
😂
Walter: we should've named our country "Crazy Assholes with Guns"
sad part is he's right
thekillerdueler46 good point
2ND AMENDMENT - Bitches!!!! Long Live the CONSTITUTION and the Bill of RIGHTS!
ikr
dont like it then leave.
+Edward Carlson your words proves his point.
I married a VOLCANO
Walter is without a doubt one of my favorite character.
I love how he makes himself laugh at 6:12
Ok why does “I married a Volcano.” Sound like one of those WEBTOON comics.
Anyone else always think of red forman when he brings out Walter
+TheJonas973 I do
+Madison Stewart and do +TheJonas973 take +Madison Stewart as your beloved wife?
Wait da fuck u say
More like Frank Ramone
YES
Jeff and Walter, you two are too funny!
When Walter said "I married a volcano" that's funny cause it's true. Don't want to insult anyone, but still.
Anyone else notice when it bleeps out the f-word it goes fu-beep-ck?
Or ass*bleep*
it's censored for kids, achmeds censored name is jack shit
David Crawford And asshole is censored assh*le
I love Walter. In fact, I love all of the “people” that Jeff has. He is just fantastic. He is a great ventriloquist. 🥰🥰🥰
I love this guy. He cracks me up!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love Walter! He cracks me up!
Anyone else from crazyassholewithguns🇺🇸🔫
From the C.A.W.G. :)
I am an I'm happy
ayye
Me. 🔫
Me I am
Jeff is the perfect blend of style, incredible talent, and a pretty twisted sense of humor. If you don't laugh, you must be dead...
Walter: well the volcanoes... imagine something that can irrupt at any moment and take out everything in it's path....I be Darn
JEFF: what?
Walter: I married a volcano.
Me: hahaha that's funny 😂😂
*erupt
Having a great sense of humor is one of the best qualities that someone can have...like Nabil 😁
I should not drink while watching this, I almost spat my coffee out " Can I call you bob?" LMAO
"can I call you Bob?"
"Super California Refrigerator Expi Delicious Lotion" Hilarious
I was the one to get into her chin chin cheree......love it lol best one yet
Walter cracks me up. 😂😂😂 Jeff is a really great ventriloquist. 😂😂
Dark Long Winter Land Where the Weather is Shit... LOL!!!!!!!!!!
I dont get tired of this guy
Jeff dunham is the first and only ventriloquist I have ever seen in person.Peanut and Walter are my favorites only because if I have had a bad day I watch some of the videos of Jeff my day is better.😁👍
"You're from Irac? What the Fuck?!" Omg XD HAHA I'm dying right now lol.
《 Parts that killed me 》
" I was the first man to get into her 'chim chim cherrie' "
" Super Cali - Fornia, Refrigerator, XP, Delicious Lotion. "
"She was a kinky chick I'll tell you that"
What about “Holy crap! Can I call you Bob?”
I don't know why but I keep listening to the poodle part 🤣
crazies assholes with guns! XD i lost it right there.
Me too
'Nothing the damn thing grabbed my wife's poodle and flew out the window'
'I love this country!' XDXDXDXDXD
Is it bad that i now want to go to Australia?
I really want to see this happen to my friend's chihuahua!
Hell nah, id PAY to see that!
If you do get to see that, videotape it for us and put it on RUclips! 😂
Trust me wait till u see the bloody mosquitos there so much bigger.
You don't even need to leave the continent for that. Just take the little barker to Alaska. The bald eagles will do the rest.
''Thank you for coming! WRRRRRR!'' LMAO!