Achmed The Dead Terrorist | Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @WolfJhon
    @WolfJhon 5 лет назад +2079

    His reaction when Jeff says "we're in Israel" and Achmed was like "...whAt!?".
    PRICELESS!

    • @scout_princess
      @scout_princess 3 года назад +47

      Ah...well, I’m already die, so what the hell!

    • @mikey980610
      @mikey980610 3 года назад +19

      1:50 priceless

    • @Ahlem_DMC
      @Ahlem_DMC 2 года назад +23

      Love from Israel, to everyone

    • @danielclaw
      @danielclaw 2 года назад +1

      At least he already died! hahaha

    • @shaneobrien148
      @shaneobrien148 3 месяца назад

      @@Ahlem_DMC🇵🇸

  • @nostradamusofgames5508
    @nostradamusofgames5508 5 лет назад +3262

    "i went to where they have all those useless wax figures"
    "ah the wax museum"
    "no no pariliament!"
    totally accurate especially today

    • @bornagainliars7556
      @bornagainliars7556 5 лет назад +20

      Priceless!

    • @ToaCody1
      @ToaCody1 5 лет назад +20

      @@bornagainliars7556 I think you mean "timeless".

    • @RRaptor86
      @RRaptor86 4 года назад +33

      I’d want Jeff and Achmed go back to Washington, DC and see where all of useless wax figures are. I’m not talking about a wax museum, I’m talking about Congress.

    • @trungduyle4192
      @trungduyle4192 4 года назад +7

      Yes, exellent joke....

    • @SKULL_REA
      @SKULL_REA 4 года назад +3

      😂😂💔

  • @avellinklater3566
    @avellinklater3566 9 лет назад +2763

    "well I'm already dead, what the hell"

  • @er1810an
    @er1810an 4 года назад +573

    I'm from Israel and i was at that show. I couldn't breathe when achmed was on stage. Jeff actually took achmed to Jerusalem and took photos of them with israli police

    • @TheEldad669
      @TheEldad669 2 года назад +25

      מצחיקים אותי אלה בתגובות שאומרים שהוא היה צריך אומץ רב כדי להופיע עם אחמד כאילו אנחנו כמוהם נפגעים מכל דבר

    • @ghazilakhal9588
      @ghazilakhal9588 2 года назад

      shut up trash

    • @HAJSENBURG
      @HAJSENBURG 2 года назад +13

      i didnt know he was there but "what with all the jews" and his 👀 killed me in very beginning of the show 😂😂😂

    • @beanstalk842
      @beanstalk842 Год назад

      Yes you are, youre isreali

    • @monique4540
      @monique4540 10 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂

  • @ipKonfig
    @ipKonfig 5 лет назад +1290

    "what's with all the jews?!" I lost it LOL

    • @lukeWiz44
      @lukeWiz44 4 года назад +13

      Well ya better find it

    • @Enterprise-D666
      @Enterprise-D666 4 года назад +21

      (Laughs) That’s so funny. Yeah, okay, Israel. (Laughs) Yeah, that’s really funny, we’re...What?

    • @HLHReviews
      @HLHReviews 3 года назад +8

      @@Enterprise-D666 We’re in Tel Aviv.

    • @Enterprise-D666
      @Enterprise-D666 3 года назад +11

      @@HLHReviews (Starts panicking) As in Israeli army? Holy shit. Well what the hell, I’m dead anyway.

    • @CarpeNoctem0917
      @CarpeNoctem0917 3 года назад +5

      I want to see the whole show

  • @giatsu4229
    @giatsu4229 8 лет назад +757

    I DIDNT DO IT, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS SH*T! " that fckin killed me XD

    • @MrJlee93
      @MrJlee93 8 лет назад +42

      "Bagpipes have existed since the 14th century" "that is probably around that when the murder rate went up." DEEE DEEE DEEEE DE DEEE DEE-BOOM

    • @skulllight0
      @skulllight0 7 лет назад +6

      Giatsu Akenori Scotland is my favorite part

    • @denisechelseapereyra4073
      @denisechelseapereyra4073 7 лет назад

      Mrjlee93 hg

  • @LoversMunky
    @LoversMunky 8 лет назад +546

    "well.. Im already dead, What the Hell.." Damn LOL

  • @carlybear9647
    @carlybear9647 5 лет назад +341

    “DO NOT SPIT ON MY FACE, YOU UGLY AMERICAN!” Dead I’m literally dying bc of that line 😂😂

    • @SKULL_REA
      @SKULL_REA 3 года назад +6

      Common line dat one

  • @andyrrafaelthebeastemperor8709
    @andyrrafaelthebeastemperor8709 5 лет назад +2277

    The balls to bring Achmed to Tel aviv, and the first thing he says is "What's with all the jews?"

    • @Heavenly-Drakian
      @Heavenly-Drakian 4 года назад +211

      to be fair, each of his puppets takes jabs at various cultures including the USA itself with walter

    • @janaki2387
      @janaki2387 4 года назад +89

      They're just for entertainment
      So u should just consider it as that

    • @ShadowFoxSF
      @ShadowFoxSF 4 года назад +73

      @@Heavenly-Drakian Walter is old people
      Bubba J is the US in general.
      I'm looking forward to his millennial puppet.

    • @Heavenly-Drakian
      @Heavenly-Drakian 4 года назад +80

      @@ShadowFoxSF let's all be honest, what we have all been really waiting for is for him to make a puppet of walters wife

    • @urafaget5202
      @urafaget5202 4 года назад +74

      Achmed makes fun of muslim extremists, I can't think of a better audience for that than Israel.

  • @Smithsta02
    @Smithsta02 5 лет назад +265

    “You call it an X-ray, I call it a selfie”

  • @ahmadirsyadadli
    @ahmadirsyadadli 9 лет назад +1329

    I thought French was the language of love
    "Oui, and I LOVE to talk shit" XD

    • @nightinggale1168
      @nightinggale1168 9 лет назад +80

      I love to blow up shit *

    • @ahmadirsyadadli
      @ahmadirsyadadli 9 лет назад +3

      Rafi udang Thanks lol

    • @bellaplays9885
      @bellaplays9885 6 лет назад +2

      Blow up $#!+

    • @astudemardeflu2144
      @astudemardeflu2144 6 лет назад

      Icad Adli .

    • @Persona1996
      @Persona1996 5 лет назад

      Irsyad Adli it’s also the language of ‘we’re not gonna help the US win their Independence against a Country we really hate unless they win a major battle’

  • @samus88
    @samus88 9 лет назад +2682

    Holy shit, the guts to perform in Israel and start with "what's with all the jews?".

    • @kanda1092
      @kanda1092 8 лет назад +65

      +willprogresivo oh thats because they're for a dead terrorist, it was in Malaysia where he had more issues cause of religious reasons, because of this, jeff had to make obvious changes for achmed. and by accident he made a small violation. of course with him being in the united states, it went better than expected

    • @BasilBonehead
      @BasilBonehead 8 лет назад +27

      +kanda what was the violation? You weren't specific on the Malaysia violation jeff made

    • @kanda1092
      @kanda1092 8 лет назад +50

      Basil Bonehead stated in the dvd, he was asked to avoid saying the named achmed. but while he was reading question cards, he said the name by accident

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 8 лет назад +17

      +Basil Bonehead
      The Malaysia Ministry of Culture & Arts thought Achmed was too offensive to Muslims, and if its considered offensive by them, they are not to be used.

    • @GarySmith-bt7od
      @GarySmith-bt7od 8 лет назад +8

      +Jarock316 well my name is gary and how many times is that used on the telly whats the difference you have no choice thats life

  • @stevenchoza6391
    @stevenchoza6391 8 лет назад +5383

    The Malaysian government and that religious leader must've been pissed at how easily Jeff got around that ban on Achmed.

    • @dapablo3498
      @dapablo3498 8 лет назад +535

      As a muslim malaysian i was pissed how stupid is the goverment like dude the let achmed do the act in abu dhabi.Thanks to a dumbass.

    • @stevenchoza6391
      @stevenchoza6391 8 лет назад +59

      Nexus 97
      That was stupid...

    • @natemcdermott2967
      @natemcdermott2967 8 лет назад +60

      +Nexus 97 triggered

    • @BenjaminWirtz
      @BenjaminWirtz 8 лет назад +141

      I was wondering what he was going to do with Achmed in a Muslim country.

    • @maggiemccauslin1084
      @maggiemccauslin1084 8 лет назад +20

      oh no it's a butt hurt person

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 4 года назад +3629

    Pretty interesting how Malaysia didn’t allow Achmed while everyone in the audience wanted him included

    • @TheFoxVampire
      @TheFoxVampire 4 года назад +404

      Because the Malaysian government are apparently a bunch of snowflakes who can't seem to take jokes...

    • @justind5183
      @justind5183 4 года назад +298

      Correct me if I'm wrong but from what I've noticed Israel and Malaysia both practice the same if not similar religion and yet Israel still let Achmed be in the show

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 4 года назад +160

      @@justind5183 and yet only one of them required Achmed becoming Jaques Shit

    • @razlanzone5388
      @razlanzone5388 4 года назад +33

      Malaysian goverment is??

    • @rekc_bcq4816
      @rekc_bcq4816 4 года назад +39

      The people probably don’t get a say in the matter

  • @hereschica
    @hereschica 5 лет назад +487

    I wonder how pissed the Malaysian government was that Jeff had found a loop
    hole in the agreement they had and manege to bring Achmed with him?

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 5 лет назад +50

      I'm sure they didn't care. He is Jeff Dunham. He's not a revolutionary. He's Jeff Dunham. He spends 90 minutes talking to himself and takes in a quarter million dollars. Good money if you can get it

    • @SonnyBubba
      @SonnyBubba 3 года назад +18

      It wasn’t a loophole, it was a negotiated settlement.

    • @Snoflakes_1
      @Snoflakes_1 3 года назад +1

      I thought I heard he's no loger allowed to perform there now but that's probably just a rumor

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 3 месяца назад +1

      It’s more the terror groups that have plagued the nation that they were worried about. Didn’t want him to get hurt by a Jihadist.

  • @htwown456
    @htwown456 8 лет назад +4539

    keep forgetting achmed isn't a real person

    • @greninjastorm6734
      @greninjastorm6734 8 лет назад +82

      Achmed appeared in his own animated special,and now I wonder if Jeff did the Achmed voice or if Achmed voiced himself. XD

    • @-themeepqueen3984
      @-themeepqueen3984 7 лет назад +9

      ooh u don't say

    • @kendroprinceofthenight3468
      @kendroprinceofthenight3468 7 лет назад +3

      Isaiah H im dead yoy idiot!

    • @بطاطبطاطس-ف7ت
      @بطاطبطاطس-ف7ت 6 лет назад +1

      Isaiah H omg same

    • @TheHansolo426
      @TheHansolo426 5 лет назад +3

      So👏🏻is👏🏻the👏🏻rest👏🏻of👏🏻the👏🏻guys👏🏻in👏🏻the👏🏻box👏🏻

  • @Vinatus
    @Vinatus 8 лет назад +664

    I'm French and find Jacques Merde hilarious! Thank you for all this laugh Monsieur Dunham.

    • @cloverharvest1145
      @cloverharvest1145 8 лет назад +10

      Vinatus SILLENCE JE TE TOU

    • @girlofsteel55
      @girlofsteel55 7 лет назад +9

      Vinatus U DON'T KNOW JACQUES SHIT

    • @KubatheChangeling
      @KubatheChangeling 6 лет назад +17

      I'm glad that you like Jack Shit. Because I like Jack Shit as well. X3

    • @smc1942
      @smc1942 4 года назад +9

      Vive Jacques Merde!
      (Damn auto correct keeps changing my Vive! to give.)

    • @AM-jw7kf
      @AM-jw7kf 2 года назад +5

      I'm also french and not only Jacques was hilarious but Achmed was incredible too !

  • @Torterra625
    @Torterra625 9 лет назад +4261

    Achmed in Israel... Hilarious.

    • @ajikhan4937
      @ajikhan4937 9 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @210daved1
      @210daved1 8 лет назад +149

      +Yassine Saffi last I saw palistine isnt a country either

    • @kokainkalle
      @kokainkalle 8 лет назад +83

      +Yassine Saffi I call that bullshit. Do you even know what a country means? Also there are no Palestina land ...

    • @hayderakif
      @hayderakif 8 лет назад +2

      i want to see that show

    • @yassinesaffi8732
      @yassinesaffi8732 8 лет назад +21

      +Aislinn Fallen Angel of Protection and Healing there is a Palestine &there is an occupation name's Israel. read history.
      #Free_Palestine

  • @saintfisuto1072
    @saintfisuto1072 4 года назад +300

    Jeff Dunham is the greatest ventriloquist of the century.

  • @BaguioCityMe
    @BaguioCityMe 5 лет назад +91

    1:50 the most real "what?" I've ever felt from a puppet 😂

  • @Tom_The_Cat
    @Tom_The_Cat 8 лет назад +3454

    You mean as in... Israeli Army?.... Holy crap....

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer 6 лет назад +186

      Well...im already dead, what the hell?

    • @Persona1996
      @Persona1996 5 лет назад +76

      Tom The Cat it’s funny how he got into Israel but not Malaysia

    • @brianjohnson9804
      @brianjohnson9804 5 лет назад +25

      Well I’m already dead so what the hell

    • @michaelheath2866
      @michaelheath2866 5 лет назад +50

      @@Persona1996 Well actually the Jews would not be offended since you know...They like dead terrorists. It's funny that Arabians had no trouble at all. Jeff brought Achmed to the Middle East and they all died (metaphorically). You should look up Gabriel Iglesias, he has a funny story from his time in Saudi Arabia that mentions it, I died (metaphorically).

    • @Persona1996
      @Persona1996 5 лет назад +13

      Michael Heath ok. I just thought because of the 6 days war and the hatred between Muslims and Jews he wouldn’t be aloud. I also didn’t know Malaysia was a Muslim Country. I thought it would be Christian because of the British occupation for nearly 200 years

  • @Stephie2007
    @Stephie2007 8 лет назад +1400

    I wonder if Achmed was banned from Malaysia some time ago and that's why he decided to dress up as a French guy. 😆

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 8 лет назад +115

      There's a bit in the full special in which some Malaysian government agency that regulates entertainment told Jeff almost at the last minute before performing that Achmed wasn't allowed. I don't remember the bureaucratic reason given, but I think it was because things that make fun of Islam aren't allowed.

    • @jaxman682
      @jaxman682 8 лет назад +130

      Yeah it was something about religious views that Achmed wasn't allowed, like he was taken to a very important person who asked him not have Achmed. So Jeff was like "Well when I say that I can't have Achmed they're going to boo me, it won't be directed at me it's going to be directed at the people who made the decision." and also was like "They have Achmed on the poster, how can I show up without him?" plus they have youtube in Malaysia so a lot of people had already watched his Achmed bits, so he was like what the crowd wants they'll get even if I have to go through a loophole.

    • @atticusshadowmore3263
      @atticusshadowmore3263 8 лет назад +13

      Yes actualy

    • @phile1832
      @phile1832 7 лет назад +14

      Wasn't Achmed a catholic in one video lol

    • @davidpurvis2485
      @davidpurvis2485 7 лет назад +13

      Gassy Goddess its a puppet it's just a laugh

  • @subjectdelta4758
    @subjectdelta4758 7 лет назад +582

    Achmed: **wide eyes** I DIDNT DO IT, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS SH*T!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @haleighcrawley7713
      @haleighcrawley7713 6 лет назад +1

      Haleigh: of course you didn’t do it, you were so busy with your training. *hugs the Dead Terrorist*

    • @wokinmale4184
      @wokinmale4184 6 лет назад

      Subject Delta that was funny

  • @DonShei
    @DonShei 5 лет назад +427

    "Francee is always hot, hot, hot, hot! Like a desert hot. Yes, you have been there before. There are pyramids, sands." Clearly shows he is not really French. He is an Arab, with a short term memory loss. The genius of Jeff Dunham!

    • @Plusle843
      @Plusle843 4 года назад +18

      Or maybe not memory loss, but tries to play as being French, and just doesn't know jack shit about France. X)

    • @amifeeth
      @amifeeth 4 года назад +11

      @@Plusle843 you mean Jaques Shit

    • @Plusle843
      @Plusle843 4 года назад +5

      @@amifeeth His name is Jaques Merde, not Jaques Shit. Apparently you don't know jack shit too. X)

    • @chrismaguire3667
      @chrismaguire3667 2 года назад +5

      Well, the French had the Foreign Legion in certain North African countries, and Napoleon did invade Egypt... Think Achmed was channelling a 'past-life' experience there?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elizabethramos4293
    @elizabethramos4293 5 лет назад +46

    I truly appreciate Jeff and his amazing humor. Walter and Ackmed have really made me laugh til I cried. Thank you, Jeff Dunham!

  • @jonathansim4799
    @jonathansim4799 8 лет назад +426

    Jeff: "Dear Achmed..."
    Jacques:...It was nice knowing you! Kumbaya...

  • @DW_Death
    @DW_Death 9 лет назад +548

    Jaque Merde..... Jack shit. I saw what you did there...

  • @robmitchell7570
    @robmitchell7570 8 лет назад +412

    @3:32: "Do Not Spit on my face you ugly American" comedy gold right there lol XD!

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi 4 года назад +124

    I liked how scared Achmed got in Israel.

  • @HazySkies
    @HazySkies 3 года назад +35

    1:49 It's moments like these where the acting is so good it truly feels like they're alive and are genuinely worried. Also this is my favourite Achmed moment.

  • @areaiisecretary2255
    @areaiisecretary2255 9 лет назад +34

    This guy, Jeff, is unbelievable and so entertaining in a lost and dying world.

  • @zabouclaoue2092
    @zabouclaoue2092 8 лет назад +436

    I'm half French, so the Malaysian segment completely killed me!!!! GOD, I'm nearly crying!!

    • @LchanOtakudom
      @LchanOtakudom 8 лет назад +8

      Only nearly crying?! You better watch it again and cry this time!
      (I think I watch too much of Peanut)

    • @robmitchell7570
      @robmitchell7570 8 лет назад +7

      You're rational and open minded person. I like that!

    • @zabouclaoue2092
      @zabouclaoue2092 8 лет назад +6

      You've got good taste! Besides, anyone who doesn't like Jeff Dunham and Achmed needs their head examined ;)

    • @wildicecream4911
      @wildicecream4911 7 лет назад +1

      I'm half french to so it was funny af!!

    • @jesusamaya8545
      @jesusamaya8545 7 лет назад +2

      Zabou Claoue Is it OT in france? 😂😂

  • @JedaqiaAngel
    @JedaqiaAngel 8 лет назад +825

    The 'Jachmed' issue in Malaysia was due to some government officials that banned Achmed for the stupid reason of 'offending' Malaysian. It's stupid really because fans of Jeff are well aware of Achmed and had no problem of it. Sometime the government are just so idiotic that it's embarrassing. Like they like to make issues out a non existent molehill. Sheeesh...
    BTW, I'm Malaysian.

    • @DHWOW
      @DHWOW 8 лет назад +19

      +Jedaqia Angel Thx for the info. Was wondering why Acmed dress like a french in Malaysia.

    • @terrymcginnis4633
      @terrymcginnis4633 7 лет назад +15

      they know its just a puppet -.-

    • @SuperBuildsInMC
      @SuperBuildsInMC 5 лет назад +5

      Jacque merde**

    • @julianreyes2849
      @julianreyes2849 4 года назад +6

      Omg same 😂

    • @aldrinebelayong255
      @aldrinebelayong255 4 года назад +9

      @Freda Childress hi freda. Just to let you know, most of malaysian in the peninsula malaysia is muslim. 60%(maybe more) of malaysian are muslim. I'm from malaysia, and im not muslim.

  • @allanmoral3867
    @allanmoral3867 2 года назад +73

    I've lost count how many times has Achmed told Jeff, "I'll keel you!" And Jeff is so alive and well.

    • @stefs3460
      @stefs3460 Год назад

      Well Achmed isn't the most skilled terrorist 😂

    • @spencergsmith
      @spencergsmith Год назад

      To be fair, Achmed is a poor terrorist. That’s why he blew himself up in 4 seconds 😂

  • @kenhollis6197
    @kenhollis6197 4 года назад +503

    Amazing, look at that, he made jokes about Parliament, Jews, and Scottish culture, and everybody laughed instead of going into crybaby mode.

    • @aa-uz5gv
      @aa-uz5gv 3 года назад +34

      Because these people actually have a sense of humor. Unlike the leftist snowflakes on twitter.

    • @twanhams2635
      @twanhams2635 3 года назад +13

      And five years ago the humour was much more 'offensive', just look at filthy Frank, maxmofoe and all other RUclipsrs from 5 years ago. they would've been cancelled before you can say snowflakes.

    • @carolcalf2032
      @carolcalf2032 3 года назад +8

      Absolutely. People seem to have lost their sense of humour

    • @rileywagner5788
      @rileywagner5788 3 года назад +7

      @@aa-uz5gv Yes... Cuz the 6 foot tall pumpkin that got upset cuz some people in tik tok made fun of him isn't a snowflake... There are bitches on both ends of the political spectrum.

    • @yoholup19
      @yoholup19 3 года назад +3

      I mean its because they are funny
      I've met funny people who do offensive jokes about my culture its hilarious when they aren't funny they should stop

  • @justinemcgraw6634
    @justinemcgraw6634 8 лет назад +272

    I love Achmed's French name.

    • @Codex_0613
      @Codex_0613 8 лет назад +4

      it's Jacques

    • @jamiemaster101
      @jamiemaster101 8 лет назад +14

      which translates to jack shit

    • @keithh9025
      @keithh9025 8 лет назад +5

      Justine Mcgraw does anyone agree at that part he looked like hitler?

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 7 лет назад +3

      Jacques Merde

    • @JacquesDufrene
      @JacquesDufrene 7 лет назад +3

      yall dont know Jacques Merde

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 6 лет назад +32

    I love Achmed.
    “... well I’m already dead so what the hell”

  • @Emikero
    @Emikero 6 лет назад +128

    Jeff: Bagpipes have existed in Scotland since the 14th century.
    Achmed: That's probably about the time the murder rate went up.

  • @harleyrobertson73
    @harleyrobertson73 5 лет назад +92

    Taking achmed home to Israel was a ballsy move

  • @CosmicTroubles
    @CosmicTroubles 5 лет назад +36

    3:26 I love how he makes himself laugh and immediately recovers with Achmed

  • @paytynking8191
    @paytynking8191 8 лет назад +166

    "So you strongly agree?" "No! I have to go Wee Wee!"

  • @RQviiist
    @RQviiist 8 лет назад +52

    "It's not always hot in france?"
    "No"
    "Fuck. OKAY"
    xD

  • @carbon_no6
    @carbon_no6 2 года назад +6

    Making people laugh (genuine laughter and happiness) are amongst the most important and fulfilling things you can do in your life! It unfortunately doesn’t fix everything or always remain for long durations, but literally just making someone crack-a-smile can be an enormous benefit to that person!

  • @trishcooning8086
    @trishcooning8086 6 лет назад +75

    Achmed talking in French is funny as hell.

  • @skat1140
    @skat1140 Год назад +13

    His racism is _SO_ funny! Mr. Dunham, you are making comedy great again!

  • @jacksongrantham4848
    @jacksongrantham4848 6 лет назад +49

    "you call it an x-ray, i call it a selfie" im friggin done! jeff dunhamm is the best comedian/ventriloquist to ever exist

  • @MrJlee93
    @MrJlee93 8 лет назад +65

    "I got to see the useless wax figures." "Madame Tussauds?" "No, parliament." lol

  • @matthewadair4507
    @matthewadair4507 8 лет назад +665

    He accidentally said achmed while he was in Malaysia. He must've thought "oh shit" when he said that.

    • @greninjastorm6734
      @greninjastorm6734 8 лет назад +111

      "When ze show is done, RUN!"

    • @matthewadair4507
      @matthewadair4507 8 лет назад +35

      Bruno Sousa the Malaysian ministry called him up and said that achmed was offensive. Jeff couldn't show the puppet or say his name.

    • @matthewadair4507
      @matthewadair4507 8 лет назад +14

      Bruno Sousa Malaysia is a Muslim country

    • @marionponcet209
      @marionponcet209 8 лет назад +5

      I think we saw the same video but I can't find it any more. Maybe you have the link somewhere? :)

    • @justaclasher1634
      @justaclasher1634 7 лет назад +2

      Marion Sth search google (jeff dunham all over the map)

  • @selvaseelanganeshpandiyan7850
    @selvaseelanganeshpandiyan7850 Год назад +4

    Many people laugh and you are the reason. Great job and God bless you man 💓. May you live long.

  • @kayz8806
    @kayz8806 5 лет назад +25

    I love how most people dont realise that it's Jeffs reactions that make you laugh more. When he laughs it makes you think that he's actually talking to someone real and they made him laugh.

  • @supervegito2277
    @supervegito2277 8 лет назад +81

    You call it an xray i call it a selfie. Amazing.

  • @ernanv24
    @ernanv24 7 лет назад +70

    the Israel part is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @otakugirl5512
    @otakugirl5512 5 лет назад +66

    Jeff: Scotland is the murder capital of Europe.
    Achmed: I DIDN'T DO IT!

  • @TheRealArtimusKnight
    @TheRealArtimusKnight 6 лет назад +360

    The Israeli’s really enjoyed him, just goes to show comedy brings everyone together

    • @ars5047
      @ars5047 5 лет назад +13

      Occupiers have the right to laugh too...isn't it?

    • @sammyn9345
      @sammyn9345 3 года назад +13

      @@ars5047 There's no Palestine in history. Also, if peace is ever to exist, Hamas must be destroyed. They are the evil criminals...You are supporting terrorism and murder.. Shame on you..

    • @parkourperson28
      @parkourperson28 3 года назад +8

      @SultanGaming The jews had rights to the land as far back as the roman empire.. Judea it was called back then though. In todays world i've seen little to no actual evidence of expansion from Israel, their border hasn't changed in 30 years, where it shrank slightly in the north east.
      Obviously the occupation must be internal in the segregated sectors if at all ~ However the complete ignorance and stupidity of people like you is somewhat amazing to me - Not only are you defending a terrorist organization which uses civilians as human shields.. uses UN hospitals and residential buildings to stockpile weapons and launch indiscriminate rocket barrages at a civilian city killing children (which i'm confident goes against the geneva convention) BUT you also imagine that it's Israels fault?
      L M A O. Hamas, Iran and every other muslim country has the absolute intention of destroying israel or at least displacing the jews - iran's leader openly states intention to nuke them... And lets do some math on that regard.
      The jews have 1 country, israel.
      Muslims have 50 majority islamic countries, 30 have 90+% islamic majority and 10 have 99+%. Through mass persecution, intollerance and murder but that's an issue for another time, what's your plan for the jewish people and their holy land that was stolen from them over 2 thousand years ago?

  • @bon7029
    @bon7029 4 года назад +8

    "My name is Jaques Merde" Perfect.

  • @johnstjohn3595
    @johnstjohn3595 7 лет назад +66

    Achmed gets a laugh in Israel? Jeff Dunham is a fucking genius...

  • @RachelAlmarane
    @RachelAlmarane 4 года назад +21

    Ok, as a French, the "Silence ! Je te tue !" in the french bit killed me XD

  • @laurayochim1372
    @laurayochim1372 Год назад +23

    Absolutely love Achmed!!

  • @mckdgz4994
    @mckdgz4994 4 года назад +232

    clearly Malaysians can't take a joke ..when even Islamic Arabs welcome Achmed and just laugh at his sentiments/ jokes.

    • @FallenOne669
      @FallenOne669 4 года назад +53

      To be fair, it was the government that wanted to restrict Achmed. The Malaysian people clearly had a blast with his brother.

    • @roannesarabia657
      @roannesarabia657 4 года назад +1

      @@FallenOne669 are you telling me your government is stupid?

    • @FallenOne669
      @FallenOne669 4 года назад +21

      @@roannesarabia657 All governments are stupid in some respect.

    • @roannesarabia657
      @roannesarabia657 4 года назад +2

      @@FallenOne669 oh ok

    • @justsomeone1757
      @justsomeone1757 3 года назад +1

      Uhh the official religion in Malaysia is Islam so it is also a Muslim country lol

  • @goddessgia9869
    @goddessgia9869 4 года назад +3

    Jeff Dunham you are AWESOME

  • @hyperion1028
    @hyperion1028 8 лет назад +520

    I'm Malaysian and I am not happy with my goverment at all.They are too easily offended.

    • @ericpulu2382
      @ericpulu2382 6 лет назад +17

      Hyperion try going to America

    • @ihavenoclevername8300
      @ihavenoclevername8300 5 лет назад +10

      @@ericpulu2382 don't it worse over here.....say one wrong thing and everybody hates you place the racist and all that ..and we got measles again....

    • @thepotatoking2504
      @thepotatoking2504 5 лет назад +3

      Well maybe in RUclips you can't even get away from them because there everywhere in the comment section

    • @sonicmiku3009
      @sonicmiku3009 5 лет назад +3

      Don`t worry, your not the only one. Americas Government is the same way.

    • @ryank1273
      @ryank1273 5 лет назад +5

      In 2019, Everyone gets offended.

  • @jesusamaya8545
    @jesusamaya8545 7 лет назад +97

    "No no, *Parliament* "

  • @rrssmooth6643
    @rrssmooth6643 2 года назад +8

    Damn Jeff can make people laugh around the world, talented comedian.

  • @davidbaker2587
    @davidbaker2587 2 года назад +5

    I enjoy when Jeff cracks upat his own jokes. Makes believe he truly enjoys his work.

  • @andrejzalec4512
    @andrejzalec4512 2 года назад +6

    JEFF DUNHAM is a genius. Seriously.💪

  • @marysheffield190
    @marysheffield190 Год назад +3

    Jeff Dunham is the best!

  • @lyricrogersofficial
    @lyricrogersofficial 9 лет назад +35

    Jacques Merde for life!

  • @isaiahbaggett2758
    @isaiahbaggett2758 9 лет назад +595

    "silence! je toi tue!" = silence! I kill you!

    • @YoyoIoana
      @YoyoIoana 7 лет назад +51

      isaiah baggett actually it's Je te tue ! But close enough and still funny 😂

    • @Blazekickz
      @Blazekickz 6 лет назад

      ... 245 likes on a wrong sentence... waw

    • @mikehunt6253
      @mikehunt6253 6 лет назад +3

      ....actually, it's "wrong spelling". yes, 251 likes on that, nothing on yours. sorry

    • @vy223
      @vy223 6 лет назад

      DeluxeTux5249 je parle francais :)

  • @problem4625
    @problem4625 Год назад +4

    The israel one😂😂😂😂 he's the best

  • @mohammadabuelhawajordanian1765
    @mohammadabuelhawajordanian1765 4 года назад +19

    0:59 the boom sound was hilarious 😂

  • @dylandylanson4448
    @dylandylanson4448 8 лет назад +522

    For all the people watching, here's a list of literally everything in the comments:
    -Arguments about Palestinian sovereignty,
    -Arguments about Israel's status as a country,
    -and also a bunch of "well I'm already dead, what the hell" comments.

    • @tristankapsiak105
      @tristankapsiak105 7 лет назад +3

      I heart Lyoko thx

    • @nickmenter9699
      @nickmenter9699 7 лет назад +7

      I heart Lyoko well I'm already dead, what the hell

    • @marcelob.678
      @marcelob.678 7 лет назад +3

      a very green gamer I actually havent found any comments yet about the first 2 things.

    • @TomiKaski
      @TomiKaski 6 лет назад +12

      Wow, things have changed in a year since you commented, now it's:
      -How Jeff managed to get around the ban of Achmed
      -About the Malaysian govenrment
      -a bunch of "well, I'm already dead, what the hell"

    • @DarkLink1996
      @DarkLink1996 6 лет назад +4

      Imagine how XANA would really react if he got into the internet

  • @jameskearney3226
    @jameskearney3226 7 лет назад +5

    The funniest comedian I've ever heard. I love his characters. I just found Jeff on RUclips belatedly.

  • @barfkat05
    @barfkat05 8 лет назад +105

    I love ho he could say fuck, but shit was censored at the end XD

    • @AHHHHHHHHHHHHl
      @AHHHHHHHHHHHHl 8 лет назад +15

      Shit was censored but jack shit wasn't.

    • @greninjastorm6734
      @greninjastorm6734 8 лет назад +1

      On the TV, they censored "Jaques'" last name, but not on RUclips. Hearing it now, I really didn't know his last name translated to "shit" in English until watching this.

    • @JurianvanderTol
      @JurianvanderTol 8 лет назад +8

      Also, if you pronounce Jacques Merde fast, it sounds a little like Achmed.

    • @thevirgonerd6885
      @thevirgonerd6885 7 лет назад

      I realized that too!

  • @jackbruce4046
    @jackbruce4046 5 лет назад +25

    Achmed and Peanut, even Walter would make great dignitaries

  • @LoveTemplado
    @LoveTemplado 5 лет назад +18

    It’s funny how Jeff tried to compose himself with his own jokes 😂🤣😂😂🤣 (with achmed voice)

  • @ictpilot
    @ictpilot 5 лет назад +8

    I just wished we could see the whole Achmed in Israel skit. I bet he was the favorite character there in Israel.

  • @genenco1
    @genenco1 3 года назад +6

    This shows everyone that if you truly, openly, intensely love doing something, you can make it your career.

  • @orezbuss
    @orezbuss 3 года назад +7

    2:16 anybody heard “Bonjour, American Pig”?

  • @XeroGravity_Orange
    @XeroGravity_Orange Год назад +4

    Grandpa was telling me how funny Achmed is and he was right!

  • @barcrrt850
    @barcrrt850 4 года назад +9

    Jeff Dunham would be a great guy to hang out with.

  • @e.e.e
    @e.e.e Год назад +6

    I am from Paris, 🗼 France, and I am amazed that Jeff's French accent is flawless, sounds pretty much like a native to me! Chapeau! Also Jacques Merde is crazy funny. 🤣 Merci for the laughs!🗼🏴‍☠ 💋.

  • @sunilantonies
    @sunilantonies 5 лет назад +6

    Everyday I see achmeds videos again and again...Jeff please we need more episodes...I laugh a lot

  • @wilfriedbeuzit9950
    @wilfriedbeuzit9950 3 года назад +13

    As a French myself, I couldn't stop laughing with the part in Malaysia!

  • @sammencia7945
    @sammencia7945 3 года назад +53

    2:36
    Must point out that Jeff can perform in French (well), and that the Malay audience is educated enough to know enough French to understand the jokes in a 2nd language.

  • @MavrikUSMC
    @MavrikUSMC 4 года назад +7

    Jeff showing his skill keeping stereotypes funny, even to the people hes making jokes about. True professional.

  • @comettamer
    @comettamer 6 лет назад +22

    I do hope to see Jeff make it to Cheyenne one day.
    "Oui oui!"
    "So you strongly agree?"
    "No, i have to go wee wee!"

  • @joshuamlee98
    @joshuamlee98 5 лет назад +6

    Achmed’s impression of the bagpipes cracks me up every time

  • @ramersheila7269
    @ramersheila7269 5 лет назад +8

    He is a genius😂😂 i keep coming back to rewatch it. Also how he handled the problem in malaysia, very smooth😂😂😂

  • @FAM0US-M0NSTERS-
    @FAM0US-M0NSTERS- 3 года назад +5

    Omg the Malaysia skit had me rollin'

  • @18karatgold6
    @18karatgold6 2 года назад +3

    “It has been nice knowing you.”
    “When the show is done… *run.”* 😂😂😂

  • @Yuurei21
    @Yuurei21 3 года назад +4

    Laughter makes the world go round or at least it should. Jacques Merde is my favorite part. I hope I am not the only one who thinks that Achmed and Jacques must meet. LOL

  • @majestycle9148
    @majestycle9148 3 года назад +15

    I love how this 14 year old girl told me this was racist yet the people of the Arab nations laughed harder than me

  • @macbison9501
    @macbison9501 7 лет назад +7

    "I am Jack shit?" That keeled me!

  • @mineshgovender6310
    @mineshgovender6310 2 года назад +6

    The classics never get old. Love the shows Jeff. I did have a thought though. Ahmed would be perfect at doing a tales from the crypt show. Ever think about doing your own version of that?

  • @michaelboydston313
    @michaelboydston313 2 года назад +3

    I love how Jacque is just Achmed in disguise to get around censorship and heavily imply it's Achmed

  • @JNSStudios
    @JNSStudios 7 лет назад +38

    The second I saw the words Israel on the screen I thought "This is gonna go well"

  • @haoyoudoingx
    @haoyoudoingx 7 лет назад +4

    “ I Kilt you” followed by the high pitched “haha!” Killed me lol

  • @chanchan-yf1fi
    @chanchan-yf1fi 6 лет назад +8

    Every reactions he made is genuine can’t stop laughing 😂

  • @beverlydaniels-reeves729
    @beverlydaniels-reeves729 5 лет назад +10

    I adore Jaque!! That was hysterical😁...his moustache and accent..love love love him!
    Half the time I forget they are puppets...seem so real Jeff Dunham you are a genius...p.s. The Malaysia people were dying laughing...love you jeff❤

  • @frootsnacc6790
    @frootsnacc6790 5 лет назад +14

    I just realized Jacque Merde sounds like Achmed, it’s not just a joke, it’s a pretty clever joke