Some of the Best of Achmed | JEFF DUNHAM

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

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  • @cris_j
    @cris_j 4 года назад +3355

    Achmed's parts falling off has to be one of the funniest non-intentional recurring bits on a stage anywhere.

    • @TheMokubaCosplayer
      @TheMokubaCosplayer 4 года назад +113

      That high-pitched scream killed me

    • @lindamay9064
      @lindamay9064 4 года назад +111

      When the stage hand comes out with duct tape to "fix" his legs.

    • @ElshazamReformed
      @ElshazamReformed 4 года назад +64

      I'm pretty sure those are intentional.

    • @morgancutler3900
      @morgancutler3900 4 года назад +31

      As well as Peanut getting thrown out of Jeff’s hands

    • @lynpowell8532
      @lynpowell8532 4 года назад +17

      @@lindamay9064 that was hysterical. Poor Marnell. It would be cool if Jeff designed green alien to be with Achmed ( A c phlegm ) , Walter or even Bubba J. Bubba J might use the flying saucer as a dinner plate.

  • @Pr0Camp3r
    @Pr0Camp3r 4 года назад +4142

    Jeff Dunham is the only person that can make people cheer when saying “there’s a terrorist with us” 😂

    • @TheDeadSkeletonShow
      @TheDeadSkeletonShow 4 года назад +21

      Ha!

    • @curtandlisa1190
      @curtandlisa1190 4 года назад +7

      Ok

    • @lynpowell8532
      @lynpowell8532 4 года назад +49

      Isn't that the truth. I love the skit where Achmed says he has pillow is. Guitar guy lost it as Jeff did. You hear Jeff saying to Brian " dont look at me". Both of them totally lost it. Jeff is dynamite at his craft.

    • @yusefdelacruz4811
      @yusefdelacruz4811 4 года назад +7

      Never thought I'd meet my long lost bro here

    • @paulaewen5503
      @paulaewen5503 4 года назад +2

      Love it

  • @krishanuphukan80
    @krishanuphukan80 2 года назад +220

    That last 'I kill you' is the funniest of them all. Achmed is pissed. 😅

    • @CorrineMitchell-n2v
      @CorrineMitchell-n2v Месяц назад +2

      Yea the more pissed he gets.....the higher the"I keel you" gets.....it gets me every time

  • @Amanapanthulu
    @Amanapanthulu 4 года назад +3850

    Achmed has more expressions than lots of actors today

    • @smc1942
      @smc1942 4 года назад +100

      ...and a better personality!😄

    • @jakestickerson_1254
      @jakestickerson_1254 4 года назад +60

      More expressions then everyone in the live action Mulan.

    • @justsad-1392
      @justsad-1392 3 года назад +12

      Too troo.. acphlegm!

    • @jobob47
      @jobob47 3 года назад +13

      does not need the botox?

    • @camwinston5248
      @camwinston5248 3 года назад +14

      And a much wider range...plus you always know where he stands on an issue.

  • @scribbledoodle2003
    @scribbledoodle2003 4 года назад +3321

    Imagine Achmend being a librarian.
    Some guy: *makes a sound*
    Achmend: Silence! I k i l l y o u !

    • @kidawesome5577
      @kidawesome5577 4 года назад +96

      Actually that'd be pretty affective. Library would be quiet asf.

    • @treztube
      @treztube 4 года назад +21

      Scribble Doodle I keel you!

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor 4 года назад +25

      @@kidawesome5577
      No it wouldn't everyone would keel over laughing

    • @reneliebregts64
      @reneliebregts64 4 года назад +30

      Achmed: *grabs a bomb and lights a lighter* dont make me do it

    • @gretchenlockrey5453
      @gretchenlockrey5453 4 года назад +11

      That would be so freaking hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @F21012013R
    @F21012013R Год назад +174

    Achmed is hilarious. His face expressions are so good. And ' I kill you!' makes me laugh so hard everytime.

    • @lotuscabrio2937
      @lotuscabrio2937 6 месяцев назад

      Me too

    • @neilapam
      @neilapam 22 дня назад

      I watched Achmed for the first time in 2007, since then I still laugh at him every single time. 😂

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 4 года назад +667

    I can't get over how stunned Achmed looked when Jeff removed his ribs.

    • @cutiepatootie4094
      @cutiepatootie4094 3 года назад +27

      How would you feel if someone disconnected your you know what without it hurting? Yea, stunned and pissed

    • @niveth1
      @niveth1 Год назад

      *”I k i l l y o u”*

    • @carolwenzel3170
      @carolwenzel3170 Год назад +2

      😂

  • @suzannerust8658
    @suzannerust8658 2 года назад +752

    "The last time I had this much plastic on my chest, it exploded"
    I laughed way too hard at that line! One of the many reasons I love Achmed and Jeff.

    • @Sum_TypaWeigh
      @Sum_TypaWeigh Год назад +9

      For sure lol that was genius 🤣

    • @cutiepatootie4094
      @cutiepatootie4094 Год назад +4

      To be honest, that joke had wrote itself

    • @the_good_citizen
      @the_good_citizen Год назад

      Yeah this line was particularly funny..😂😂

    • @shadow__bubby
      @shadow__bubby 10 месяцев назад

      Frick you I was scrolling through the comments and that line popped up after I read your comment lmfao

  • @LKs_myFavs2022
    @LKs_myFavs2022 2 года назад +127

    I love all the dummies...but Achhhhmed is my FAV!!! Side-splitting funny!

  • @haleighcrawley7713
    @haleighcrawley7713 4 года назад +260

    Even though he’s a terrorist, I still love him for being a sweetheart towards some audience.

    • @monsoon3816
      @monsoon3816 2 года назад +4

      @@clydeandfriends *aggressive staring*

  • @julieclearythefeistyrebelg5660
    @julieclearythefeistyrebelg5660 4 года назад +306

    The final part of the show is beyond hilarious and Jeff being so professional kept on going on and made it even more hilarious!! Love this man, his humor and his talent!!!

  • @rickevans4226
    @rickevans4226 2 года назад +296

    I love how Jeff Dunham can screw up and still make people laugh and make it seem like it's part if the show.

    • @CurlyFromTheSwirly
      @CurlyFromTheSwirly Год назад +4

      Silence! It's still funny.

    • @TrainsCatsOtherStories
      @TrainsCatsOtherStories 9 месяцев назад +3

      Honestly I feel like ever since the "screw ups" first happened he incorporated them into the act. So there more on purpose now than screw up.

  • @hawkeyegamer8231
    @hawkeyegamer8231 4 года назад +304

    Marnel!!! MARNEL BRING DUCT TAPE!! Jeff "oh he actually brought duct tape" Achmed: "surprised look"

  • @paigepriddy7715
    @paigepriddy7715 4 года назад +707

    Achmed is the reason I have such fun memories of running around yelling “I keel you!” As a 7 year old

    • @justsaiyanv9150
      @justsaiyanv9150 4 года назад +10

      Same

    • @antiqueunique2871
      @antiqueunique2871 4 года назад +9

      same, I was trying to remember where I saw it

    • @Asmith-1111
      @Asmith-1111 4 года назад +7

      Did you ever run into a wall?
      LOL not really.

    • @lovemojiheartkiss
      @lovemojiheartkiss 3 года назад +8

      So how was the mental hospital after doing that?

    • @cutiepatootie4094
      @cutiepatootie4094 3 года назад +13

      Yea my teachers where so confused. Then my dad explained it to them. And they where even more confused and worried for my mental state-

  • @rickmcdonald1557
    @rickmcdonald1557 2 года назад +296

    Jeff is the greatest ventriloquist that ever lived and we are so lucky to have him in this generation and each and everyone of his videos are Pure Gold~!!

    • @davidsoto1472
      @davidsoto1472 2 года назад +6

      saw him in person 🙂 Great show he introduced URL that night lots of fun, I highly recommend spending the money it's worth it !!!!!!

    • @djtbone001a
      @djtbone001a Год назад +1

      Nope. Jay Johnson is way better. I like Jeff but I grew up watching Jay on Soap. 😂

    • @rickmcdonald1557
      @rickmcdonald1557 Год назад +3

      @@djtbone001a I don't know who Jay Johnson is but I'll Google him and thanks for the reply.

    • @Hodaris_Darlin
      @Hodaris_Darlin Год назад +1

      He's not bad, but he's not as good as David Strassman with Ted E. Bare & Chuck Wood.

    • @John-nz5vd
      @John-nz5vd Год назад +2

      Of all the great ventriloquists that were mentioned no one compares to the amazing Paul Winchell.

  • @rayoko_tube
    @rayoko_tube 2 года назад +57

    His scream at 8:02 had me rolling HAHA was not expecting that 😂

  • @RaptorRecordz
    @RaptorRecordz 3 года назад +74

    The greatest thing about Jeff is the fact that he does this so fluently so few others would ever be able to reach his level the man's a comedic genius ... Imagine having puppets as a kid and his parents thinking it's a phase to see him make absolute gold out of something viewed so mediocre ... Have and always will be a massive fan of this guy if he ever comes to liverpool or even the UK IL be there if I gotta buy the whole family tickets to see his genius in person 😁👏🏻

  • @allenlovell1604
    @allenlovell1604 2 года назад +63

    How Jeff is able to keep a straight face and avoid irreversible tongue tangling is beyond me ! I love his characters, maybe he could something with some former and current politicians ? That would hilarious

  • @NERGYStudios
    @NERGYStudios 4 года назад +296

    The only guy who can integrate a technical difficulty so seamlessly into the main act!

    • @gedjones5977
      @gedjones5977 3 года назад +4

      It’s more than likely that was written and rehearsed after a malfunction during rehearsals, the duct tape bit looked too practised and the stage hand was laughing when he first came on.

    • @apocalypse2819
      @apocalypse2819 3 года назад +10

      @@gedjones5977 you sound like such a fun person...

    • @dionlindsay2
      @dionlindsay2 2 года назад +2

      @@apocalypse2819 I'm with @Ged Jones on this one. It makes it even more fun that JD has thought it all through and rehearsed it. He's a performer.

  • @dollydxrkness
    @dollydxrkness 4 года назад +240

    To think that this is the dude who changed jeff dunhams career for the better
    I love achmed❤

    • @unknownalien3459
      @unknownalien3459 4 года назад +1

      it talks jeff not achmed cmon

    • @SaleBSGN
      @SaleBSGN 4 года назад +1

      @@unknownalien3459 Really??? OMG!

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 4 года назад +1

      and to think it was one of his original prototypes look up dead osama.

    • @oldgoat7089
      @oldgoat7089 Год назад

      Actually, I think that when we elected a president who looks like Walter, Jeff's career/fame was made!

  • @suhasiniukey1805
    @suhasiniukey1805 21 день назад +67

    Who is here in 2025??? 🎉🎉

  • @cb4337
    @cb4337 4 года назад +229

    ribs getting caught on the spine; rib cage coming off... Jeff's expression...PRICELESS!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @harissououro4335
    @harissououro4335 4 года назад +156

    What a talent! I have great respect for you Jeff. Your name will down in the books as one of the best ventriloquist of all times. Bravo!

    • @charleshewitt5169
      @charleshewitt5169 2 года назад +1

      Are you kidding me even at twelve Darcy out performed him

    • @Ghostbusternyc
      @Ghostbusternyc Год назад +1

      @@charleshewitt5169yeah, no one knows who you’re talking about. Jeff is the best.

    • @jennyfindley1514
      @jennyfindley1514 Год назад +2

      You are an extremely talented man. My favorite puppet is Achmed the dead terrorist
      I would hope you'll be written in the school drama class for years to come 😅😅

  • @tessiet.santos3291
    @tessiet.santos3291 10 месяцев назад +8

    Of all Jeff Dunham characters I love Achmed!

  • @JackSilver1410
    @JackSilver1410 4 года назад +95

    His ability to play off puppet malfunctions is legendary.

  • @jamesmorrissey2297
    @jamesmorrissey2297 3 года назад +186

    Jeff's ability to stay in character, is amazing. Always, there are two people on stage.😀👍

  • @rodolfobaliga7577
    @rodolfobaliga7577 2 года назад +54

    This guy jeff dunham is a multi talented when it comes in jokes entertainment, he makes your kidney blown up of laughing outloud.

    • @charleshewitt5169
      @charleshewitt5169 2 года назад

      And yet you can see his lips and throught move he Ned's to take lessons from Darcy Lyn farmer she is the best

    • @scrappydoo7887
      @scrappydoo7887 Год назад

      @@charleshewitt5169 you're really dull .
      Can't you just enjoy an act without turning it into a pissing contest?

  • @jamielyndriscoll3691
    @jamielyndriscoll3691 3 года назад +487

    “SILENCE I KILL YOU!” Gets me everytime I love it 💀

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 3 года назад +14

      When Achmed loses his arm or leg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jean-mi1825
      @jean-mi1825 2 года назад +6

      Someone should sample it and use it when people are being lound in movie theater !

    • @userslinx6865
      @userslinx6865 2 года назад

      If I say that line in PUBLIC like Achmed... some body call 911. Don't try because I already test it!

    • @dalehood1846
      @dalehood1846 2 года назад +3

      Great dating line. "SILENCE, I KILL YOU!". At least for the first time.

  • @silverphantom9675
    @silverphantom9675 3 года назад +39

    I love how when most comedians talk about issues, Jeff Dunham uses actual characters and has conversations with them. It makes everything a hell of a lot more funny. Great stuff, I enjoy listening to your shows on Apple Music.

  • @miryssaduncan9615
    @miryssaduncan9615 2 года назад +75

    I love how Jeff talks to them like they are real but then I remember it's all him 🤣😂

  • @seemslegit6203
    @seemslegit6203 3 года назад +468

    "Last time i had this much plastic on my chest, it exploded" i was laughing at that for far too long

    • @cutiepatootie4094
      @cutiepatootie4094 3 года назад +5

      Imagine your mom walking in on you watching this, not even a teenager, laughing at a shmecks joke. Yea that happened once. Not gonna say when, but I got slapped so hard my cheek is still sore T.T

    • @Tree_e888
      @Tree_e888 2 года назад +1

      @@cutiepatootie4094 sorry about that man, my parents let me watch family Guy when I was 5 years old so that would never be a problem for me!

    • @monsoon3816
      @monsoon3816 2 года назад

      @@cutiepatootie4094 ok

  • @kenhurley4441
    @kenhurley4441 4 года назад +70

    A person who talks to himself,,,,, using a puppet and making things up as he goes is totally awesome! Jeff's having more fun than the audience!

  • @shellyoliver6173
    @shellyoliver6173 4 месяца назад +2

    I just can't believe that I have not heard of you until today. Since COVID my husband had brain tumors and passed away two years ago and a year and two months ago a tornado hit my house and I have been living all this time in a hotel but things are finally coming to an end and I should be home by next month. Sorry I am going somewhere with all this. I haven't laughed in a long time but my new friend sent me a link to your video and for four hours now I have been laughing my self to tears watching all the videos of you I can find. You my friend are a genius in your field! Your talent is outstanding and if I can find you close enough to see you live I'm going to be there! Achmed is my favorite well and Walter is great too well all are! I'm in Tulsa Oklahoma and hope someday you'll come! I just am blown away watching your genius!!

    • @CindyJohnston-oo5zx
      @CindyJohnston-oo5zx 4 месяца назад +1

      I'm so sorry for your loss. I lost my mother during COVID. What a tragic time!
      Like you, I recently discovered Jeff, and he has really lightened up my life! I watch his videos over and over, and laugh just as hard each time. I love Achmed, Peanut, and of course Walter!
      At least now I know where to go whenever I need a pick me up!

  • @jonevans5084
    @jonevans5084 4 года назад +177

    After Walter, (I’m a 63-year-old curmudgeon myself) Achmed is my favorite!😉👍🏻❤️🇺🇸

  • @sillyoldfrog
    @sillyoldfrog 3 года назад +204

    Seeing Jeff perform live is number one on my bucket list.

    • @Michaelmyersbae
      @Michaelmyersbae 2 года назад +6

      My parents saw him on a cruise ship before he got famous

    • @roxannerobinson2398
      @roxannerobinson2398 2 года назад +3

      Mine too. He was here a few months back and I missed it. Hope he comes back soon.

    • @charleshewitt5169
      @charleshewitt5169 2 года назад +1

      You must have a short bucket list

    • @ryankelly9032
      @ryankelly9032 2 года назад +1

      Saw him at Winstar. He’s hilarious.

    • @Killagorilla57
      @Killagorilla57 2 года назад +3

      He is actually better live

  • @T05H18A1037
    @T05H18A1037 Год назад +9

    7:34
    “Your ribs are caught on your spine. One second.”
    Not a sentence you hear everyday! 😄

  • @morganleo625
    @morganleo625 4 года назад +200

    "The last time I had this much plastic on my chest,it EXPLODED!" LOL

  • @callmestubz
    @callmestubz 4 года назад +328

    Can’t wait for this and the best of Jose

    • @maulzy18_yt13
      @maulzy18_yt13 4 года назад +6

      Same lol

    • @electric98yt98
      @electric98yt98 4 года назад +3

      Same here

    • @auggieinsane
      @auggieinsane 4 года назад +2

      same

    • @Jbot004
      @Jbot004 4 года назад +10

      Best of José, on a stick

    • @deadponic117
      @deadponic117 4 года назад +8

      i dont know if he can post those jokes because of the current political situation, but it cant hurt if it makes people laugh.

  • @sergehusson7000
    @sergehusson7000 2 года назад +1

    un super talentbravos💗💗💗

  • @lazylot9560
    @lazylot9560 4 года назад +57

    After watching all of Jeff Dunham's performances I feel like all his puppets are real and like they share a bond like family....Thank You Jeff Dunham 👍😂

  • @yarningchick
    @yarningchick 4 года назад +273

    Whatever else Jeff might be dealing with, the main point is that he will always have someone to talk to, even in quarantine.

  • @-Connor_Is_Strange-
    @-Connor_Is_Strange- Месяц назад +1

    Jeff, you're an amazing dude. You take actual problems and fears and turn them into something less dark that we can enjoy.
    You cheer so many people up on some sad days with your work, including me. You've got some real talent, buddy. Keep it up!❤

  • @SailorV1234
    @SailorV1234 3 года назад +57

    I give Jeff more props over everything else for being able to make jokes about accidents that happen during a show.

  • @Panwere36
    @Panwere36 4 года назад +46

    Achmed is the reason that you are one of (if not still THE) most popular comedians in the Middle East! Thank you and God Bless you for "allowing" Achmed to be in your act!!

  • @annedorris5899
    @annedorris5899 2 года назад +17

    This guy is the best, Achmed & Peanut are my favorites

  • @kenr7715
    @kenr7715 4 года назад +26

    OMG, I LOVED THIS!! Can't wait to show my wife this evening. She works in healthcare field and could really use the laughter. Thank you!!!

  • @Caduceus0508
    @Caduceus0508 4 года назад +837

    Sometimes I think the characters are real and Jeff is the dummy

  • @catalinache
    @catalinache 2 года назад +51

    excellent show.... Loving so much both Achmed & Achmedina :)

  • @SW-fb1wh
    @SW-fb1wh 4 года назад +74

    When I went to a Jeff Dunham show he accidentally threw Peanut, and I think he took Achmeds arm off, and he sang Jingle bombs and my dad started laughing so hard. He actually couldn't stop, and when Achmed Said I KEEL YOU, he was chuckling. Gonna be honest Peanut was one of my favorite parts of the show

  • @lilsunflower5146
    @lilsunflower5146 4 года назад +40

    0:01 "ladies and gentlemen, there's a terrorist among us". audience applauds

    • @NightmareYT_real
      @NightmareYT_real 7 месяцев назад +3

      "Ladies and gentlemen, there's a terrorist among u-" (explosion)

    • @BOKC_SkivMalarky
      @BOKC_SkivMalarky 5 месяцев назад

      I even read this when Jeff was saying it 😂

  • @brenredhead3482
    @brenredhead3482 Год назад +11

    It's the eyes that gets you when he says, "Silence I Keel You."

  • @kanehawkins7008
    @kanehawkins7008 4 года назад +43

    Jeff Dunham is the only person on the planet who can say on a massive stage "there is a terrorist among us" and it get an applause

  • @thehigh-plainspiper9143
    @thehigh-plainspiper9143 4 года назад +230

    Never would have known that people would have cheered when someone says, “there is a terrorist among us”.

  • @debbiebammann8444
    @debbiebammann8444 2 года назад +20

    Oh he's soooo funny. God bless you Jeff and your whole family. Thanks for making us laugh!

  • @kerriproper5843
    @kerriproper5843 4 года назад +33

    Every time I hear Achmed's " Jingle Bombs" song, I always crack up during his verse of the song🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @unogazzy84
    @unogazzy84 4 года назад +88

    Jeff: How do you spell your name?
    Achmed: A... C... Phlegm.
    Hahahahahahaha I'm crying here.

  • @ellencoelho16
    @ellencoelho16 2 года назад +10

    I watch these shows over and over again and still laugh till I cry! Love Achmed the best!

    • @CindyJohnston-oo5zx
      @CindyJohnston-oo5zx 4 месяца назад

      I never get tired of watching Jeff's videos! Achmed cracks me up!

  • @local_ace_case
    @local_ace_case 4 года назад +17

    My dad introduced me to this, and Achmed was the first puppet I ever reacted to. So thank you for producing the best terrorist ever!

    • @local_ace_case
      @local_ace_case 4 года назад +1

      One more thing: Do you think you could ever do Peanut and Achmed on stage one day?

  • @Orca19904
    @Orca19904 4 года назад +29

    I hadn't seen that bit from Controlled Chaos yet; the part where Jeff accidentally pulled Achmed's entire ribcage off had me absolutely laughing my ass off! XD

  • @jaiengore2908
    @jaiengore2908 2 года назад +36

    I’ve recently broken my femure and on nights that I can’t sleep I’m listening to Jeff. I often wonder if he realizes how many people he makes smile, even during the bad times?

    • @raquelgarcia7424
      @raquelgarcia7424 5 месяцев назад +1

      Oh no! My brother had leg injury 3 weeks ago. Femur, tibia and ankle surgery. Speedy healing to you and keep laughing/smiling! 🫶🏽

    • @jaiengore2908
      @jaiengore2908 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@raquelgarcia7424 thank you! I pray that your brother is recovering from all his injuries. I’ll keep y’all in my prayers. 🙏🫶

    • @raquelgarcia7424
      @raquelgarcia7424 5 месяцев назад

      @@jaiengore2908 🙏🏽thanks!

  • @rbaileyrb
    @rbaileyrb 4 года назад +35

    2:18 me when i see a spider

  • @razorsedg3563
    @razorsedg3563 4 года назад +1074

    We actually sang Jingle Bombs constantly in December while in Afghanistan. Needless to say, Al Qaeda weren't happy(the ones who understood English) It was funny!!

  • @rachelgarcia4301
    @rachelgarcia4301 2 года назад +22

    A+ for originality. I LOVE it!

  • @zekesteed4185
    @zekesteed4185 4 года назад +23

    That song jingle bombs always gets me where it hurts.
    I love how melodramatic Achmed is.

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 года назад

      I love Achmed’s Amamata, Alquaida High!

  • @komrade_8352
    @komrade_8352 4 года назад +236

    Counter Terrorist Units:His hitbox is smaller since he is just a walking skeleton, get the biggest guns you can.

    • @haroldhahn7044
      @haroldhahn7044 4 года назад +7

      Don't be silly! He is already dead! Just keep reminding yourself that Jeff can make anything including a road kill, or a baked thanksgiving turkey, talk, and be funny!

    • @Nighthawke70
      @Nighthawke70 4 года назад +2

      They tried to catch him, but he left a false trail by throwing an arm and his rib cage at the cat. And so kitty being greedy, ran for it carrying his bits all over the place.

  • @jogallagher3680
    @jogallagher3680 Месяц назад +2

    Jeff NEVER fails to make me laugh. There are times in our current world that we NEED this.
    Audrey rounds this out with her great recipes and cook books. Check em out. 😊

  • @finiteionews
    @finiteionews 4 года назад +293

    🤔 “ ...hmmm, when Achmed farts does he ring like a wind chime?!”
    - Anthony Aaron

    • @jaynamooney9745
      @jaynamooney9745 4 года назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣 And now I have to clean up the coffee I spewed all over, but it was worth it!!!🤣🤣😍😍😍

    • @Ghostrob2023
      @Ghostrob2023 4 года назад +4

      Jeff should have that in his next show which I think would make everyone laugh so hard they end up doing it as well. Lol!!!

    • @mikerose1441
      @mikerose1441 4 года назад +6

      @@jaynamooney9745 Coca-Cola here, stings for a few minutes... had to rewind after clean-up

    • @magpieone9390
      @magpieone9390 4 года назад +5

      Thank goodness I'm drinking water right now 😆😆😆😆

    • @jaynamooney9745
      @jaynamooney9745 4 года назад +4

      @@magpieone9390 Right!!🤣🤣🤣🥛

  • @jonathankennedy
    @jonathankennedy 4 года назад +61

    SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!

  • @MCB_GS
    @MCB_GS 6 месяцев назад +5

    Jeff Dunham is the number one comedian in Saudi Arabia. And it's not even a joke

    • @jeffdunham795
      @jeffdunham795 6 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you so much for your love and support it keeps me going.

  • @neotheresa
    @neotheresa 4 года назад +26

    Watching these specials on tv is one of the most vivid and beloved memories of when I was a kid (which probably lead to my more mature sense of humor at that age) and, even after a little over a decade I am still blown away by the skill

  • @Pr0phetless
    @Pr0phetless 2 года назад +65

    Goes to show the talent Jeff has where his props break unintentionally, and the crowd goes crazy

  • @SHARKASS-r7u
    @SHARKASS-r7u 15 дней назад +2

    Jeff’s first puppet: Walter. Jeff’s best puppet: achmed

  • @LD-hs9iv
    @LD-hs9iv 3 года назад +32

    "SILENCE! I KILL YOU!"
    Those words have remained with me ever since I was a child 😂

  • @levibrechbiel2183
    @levibrechbiel2183 4 года назад +288

    WHEN HE SAID FLESH WOUND I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THE BLACK KNIGHT FROM MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL

    • @TheMokubaCosplayer
      @TheMokubaCosplayer 4 года назад +1

      Basically

    • @smc1942
      @smc1942 4 года назад +2

      Me too!😄😄😄

    • @ieatchildren7863
      @ieatchildren7863 4 года назад +5

      *Ţ̠̫̳̳͉̙̘͔̌̊̋͑ͯ͆̉͛ͦ̍͊͛̓͝¡̡̰͇̱̜̩̩̩̼̗̫͍̩̞̙̊ͬͭ̏̓̽͂̄̅̌͛ͥ́͛̇ͣ̇̀͡§̛̘̮̳ͮ͆̅ͫ̎͂͗̊̍͒̔ͥ͊ ̨̧̼̞̜̽̽͛̎̔́͌͗͆̂ͮ̂̎̄̽̆͟b̠̠͉͈̲͍̻̟͚̼̖̹͎͈̤̺̻ͣ̀̏ͤͬͯ͠u̙͎̞̞̩̼̘̘̰ͭ͊̔͐ͦ̕ͅt̋̑̎ͨͩ͌̌҉̢̪̞̮̩͈̹̼̱̬͉̦͠ ̸̨̳̖̬̞̺̱̹̭͕͚͓̥ͧͭ͌̈ͤ̾̒͑̕͞Æ̶̛̼͕̘̤̦̹̘͈̙̖̣͈͚̏ͫ͊́́͘ ̢̲̼̣͔̪̌͗̌̿̌͗̋ͪ̋ͯ̓͌̔̀S͑͒͊̅ͩͦ͗ͯ́҉̶̹͍͉̮̹̠͖͔̫̪͓͝ͅç̵͈͕͔̳̘̳̹̳͈͙̳̺̺̳̎̾̈́̎̋͐̒ͦͩ̏͒̒͊̇̒͟͞ͅr̨̢̫̱̖̮̮͉͐͊̇̓͌̌̍͒̄̏̉͗̉͊̄̚Ā̞̥͎͎̘̩̜̫̣͇͍̜̬̣̜̋̿̈́̽ͤ̈̈̂́ͤ͊͠ţ̸̷̸̦͔̤̠̼̖̞͔͍̫̲͖͉̗̃͌̊̎͂͐̓̓ͣ͋̚̚Č̵̡̠͓̱͍̱̮̪͙͚̟̰̤̤̽̌͋̂͑̑̽̿ͦ̎ͩ̏ͧ̎̎̀̚͜h͎̞̝̞͕̯͎͉͈̙͔͑̌̔̇̈́͂̒͐ͭͥͫ̊̅͊̽̀́̕͟*

    • @tradewins
      @tradewins 4 года назад +1

      All comedians steal material from others. It's just amazing to me that Jeff apparently thought nobody would notice he stole that line!

    • @oxtailpuncake1211
      @oxtailpuncake1211 4 года назад +2

      i think all of us did

  • @jacquetrosper274
    @jacquetrosper274 8 дней назад +1

    Never get tiredof this😮😅

  • @audry-annaedwards6903
    @audry-annaedwards6903 4 года назад +12

    8:24
    Whar is a skeleton (ACHMED) favorite snack?
    SPARE RIBS!!!!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Achmed: I kill you.
    Me:Then I have a bone to pick with you!!!!

  • @Kazeshini11
    @Kazeshini11 4 года назад +17

    My first time watching a Dunham sketch in 3 years since a relative of mine who enjoyed this very much with me passed away. Strange feeling to have. Mixture of laughter and sadness combined. Hard to describe. I want to thank you for the years of entertainment you have given me and my relative over the years. Walter was by far his favorite but can't bring myself to listen to a Walter sketch yet. Thank you for the good memories you provided me with.

  • @samasonedderman
    @samasonedderman 2 года назад +6

    I love Achmed ❤️!

  • @nickb3987
    @nickb3987 4 года назад +97

    Achmed is love achmed is life

    • @burnoutlegend0185
      @burnoutlegend0185 4 года назад +3

      But he's dead tho.

    • @sudeshkaruppan3607
      @sudeshkaruppan3607 4 года назад +1

      @@burnoutlegend0185 xd
      I can't breath

    • @gnashawits4368
      @gnashawits4368 4 года назад

      @@burnoutlegend0185 wait... I uhhhhh... Okay I win

    • @your_boy_jeff_
      @your_boy_jeff_ 4 года назад

      Nick B Normally people say that about Shrek but I’ll let it slide those this time!

    • @charleshewitt5169
      @charleshewitt5169 2 года назад

      Achmed is just a plastic puppet

  • @bunniebabyidol08
    @bunniebabyidol08 4 года назад +9

    8:36
    DAMN IT!!!! You cut the best part! I say it to my mom all the time: *I KEEL YOOOOOU!!!! I keel you till you're DEAD... and that's worse!* which follows with my mom saying every single time: _"Shut the hell up"_ . It's our thing!
    True story when my mom looks for something and asks where it is, I always said "Over there, over there and up there" which brings my mom to scold me for being a smart ass when we CLEARLY watch the Christmas special EVERY YEAR! She says she doesn't care. 😂😂😂

  • @sleepymoo6130
    @sleepymoo6130 Год назад +8

    Jeff is just awesome....the way he gets offended at his puppets is just so endearing lol x

  • @tobiasripper4124
    @tobiasripper4124 4 года назад +31

    after all these years im still laughing so hard at "poliosis".. that was just brillant. "help! im twisted and i can't get up!"

    • @christinab.2864
      @christinab.2864 4 года назад

      Oh you mean the whole I can set up now, actually no you can’t?

    • @tobiasripper4124
      @tobiasripper4124 4 года назад +3

      @@christinab.2864 no i don't think it was that. it was a christmas special in milwaukee. guitar guy was there... he was CRYING! and jeff could barelly keep it together himself because of that one. then jeff goes "i forgot where we were" and achmed "milwauwkee you asshole!".

  • @nicolestewart
    @nicolestewart 4 года назад +34

    This never gets old 😂

  • @legoman22-767
    @legoman22-767 5 месяцев назад +2

    Never get tired of Achmed
    He's bloody hilarious😂😂😂

  • @thetrashcansystem
    @thetrashcansystem 4 года назад +47

    omg i died when his ribs came off xD the technical difficulties with the puppets are the funniest. i notice most of em happen with Achmed xD

    • @MegaRazorback
      @MegaRazorback 4 года назад +5

      "Well maybe if you fed me a sandwich every once in a while THIS SHIT WOULDN'T HAPPEN!!!!!!!

  • @The_Freestyle_Skater
    @The_Freestyle_Skater 4 года назад +88

    my favorite achmed is when he was dressed up in minding the monsters

  • @ClaiborneSmithJr
    @ClaiborneSmithJr 9 месяцев назад +1

    The funniest 😂 stuff I have seen it never goes old just love the way he does this

  • @coolstreetman
    @coolstreetman 4 года назад +83

    his version of jinglebells is the most patriotic thing ive heard LOL

  • @VoloKinProject
    @VoloKinProject 4 года назад +18

    Jeff the first time I've seen Achmed was like 15 years ago. I still laugh. Thank you

  • @larrybennettsr8048
    @larrybennettsr8048 2 года назад +24

    You got to be the funniest comedian I've ever seen acting it is funny he's hilarious all your other funny man I can watch him over and over and I get a kick out of your your pretty slick throwing your voice man I like it when you throw down in the box with Walter you're pretty good man I ain't seen nobody better than you you don't need to be on America's Got Talent you got that beat hands down

  • @jorgeneves7969
    @jorgeneves7969 4 года назад +85

    Achmed's voice actually sounds kinda intimidating when he is serious like Batman+Achmed (Batmed? Achman? BatAch?)

  • @itsmebryangh0stboi277
    @itsmebryangh0stboi277 4 года назад +18

    1:46 SILENCE I KEEL YOU

  • @J.o.g0705
    @J.o.g0705 27 дней назад +1

    J.D. the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @belinda8278
    @belinda8278 4 года назад +188

    Hi Jeff when can we see more of monsieur jacque merd 😂. He’s famous here in France. Please more French joke.

    • @roadking99jokerst60
      @roadking99jokerst60 4 года назад +10

      I do know ,,, Jack Shiet.

    • @TheGrocerboy
      @TheGrocerboy 3 года назад +1

      Translated loosely as Jack Shit. Most Americans would not get it!

  • @bubbagaming1337
    @bubbagaming1337 4 года назад +34

    "I'm a terrifying terrorist" "Rawr" "are you scared" "No" just then I got a Kohls ad and I shit my pants a little

  • @adolfsbasthian
    @adolfsbasthian 2 года назад +4

    I luv Achmed... 🥰🥰🥰

  • @vintagebrew1057
    @vintagebrew1057 4 года назад +56

    Achmed, in a bizzare way, you have got me through the lockdown. Cheers from UK

  • @MatthewMorris-ms2pd
    @MatthewMorris-ms2pd Месяц назад +1

    Jeff: "There's a terrorist amongst us."
    Audience: *cheering*
    Me after the audience cheers: "WTF???

  • @trevorblair9062
    @trevorblair9062 4 года назад +17

    Lol I still laugh at these Jeff. You are so funny. I've enjoyed your humor for a very long time. Thank you for bringing happiness and laughter to my life over the ages. You really brought the world of ventriloquism to a brand new era.

  • @pamelaharnage
    @pamelaharnage 4 года назад +7

    Achmed one of my favorites. I will be downloading this on to my phone when it becomes available