Some of the Best of José Jalapeño... on a Steek! | JEFF DUNHAM

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  • @jonathanschmidt5823
    @jonathanschmidt5823 4 года назад +759

    #NotificationSquad! Don't forget to destroy that Like button! And Subscribe with the notification bell turned on so you never miss another upload! Or else, Jose will hit you with his Steek!

    • @christianm5364
      @christianm5364 4 года назад +8

      Done

    • @khans.6097
      @khans.6097 4 года назад +2

      @peanut bat nut you check yoh bst gat shush

    • @notmee2388
      @notmee2388 4 года назад +1

      I've been reading background surrounding influences for Silence of the Lambs, and found a weird link to Jeff Dunham and a serial killer who inspired Hannibal Lector. From Wikipedia:
      The character Patrick Bateman, in the 1991 novel American Psycho and its 2000 film adaptation, mistakenly attributes a quote by Edmund Kemper to Gein, saying: "You know what Ed Gein said about women? ... He said 'When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right ... [the other part wonders] what her head would look like on a stick'.

    • @cuteizombi6946
      @cuteizombi6946 4 года назад +1

      I have a video idea for you have everyone react to their own dolls I tried to find a acmed doll but the one I found look nothing like him

    • @mikeleming9107
      @mikeleming9107 4 года назад

      Noch Problem my Model 500 Smit an wessen is Waiting för him Bang baang!! Or shoüld i say Kaa boom!!?

  • @Wouter10123
    @Wouter10123 4 года назад +1154

    Please please please, Jeff-fa-fa, whatever you do, never ever retire this duo. They are comedy gold. I'll never get enough of them.

    • @bryanjjones4163
      @bryanjjones4163 3 года назад +17

      Agree with you on that

    • @servinebetterson8982
      @servinebetterson8982 3 года назад +18

      Hahahaha jeff-fa-fa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂but yeah don't change this dou u really have talent

    • @servinebetterson8982
      @servinebetterson8982 3 года назад +7

      Hahahaha jeff-fa-fa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂but yeah don't change this duo u really have talent

    • @cutiepatootie4094
      @cutiepatootie4094 3 года назад +2

      Not related to the comment, but I thought your pfp was a pig nose-

    • @anthonyfinch2124
      @anthonyfinch2124 3 года назад +2

      @@cutiepatootie4094 lol

  • @Zypher_Fox
    @Zypher_Fox 4 года назад +846

    Jeff: "What makes you happiest in life?"
    Jose: "My BMW"
    Peanut: "Yeah, Big Mexican Woman"
    Jose: "On a StĘĒk"

    • @raymesummers2021
      @raymesummers2021 4 года назад +11

      Happiest not happies.

    • @dnieto1466
      @dnieto1466 2 года назад

      😂

    • @haileyburrus1416
      @haileyburrus1416 2 года назад

      I loved this part 😂😂😂😂 specially when Jose said I do not use those but your mother did

    • @jimmybeanchugger1832
      @jimmybeanchugger1832 7 месяцев назад

      When he said on a stick he basically ruined the joke & it was pretty funny when he said Big Mexican women. That final unnecessary “on a stick” shows just how unfunny this Jeff Guy really is.

    • @glicthmonkey0
      @glicthmonkey0 Месяц назад

      @@jimmybeanchugger1832great so get lost nobody needs your negativity

  • @miyaatsumu9396
    @miyaatsumu9396 3 года назад +217

    *"i kill you"* and *"on a stick"*
    Will forever be iconic 🤠✨

    • @kassidymcintosh8118
      @kassidymcintosh8118 3 года назад +2

      😂🤣🤣🤣omg i can image that now🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jacksonlarson9466
    @jacksonlarson9466 4 года назад +612

    It's funny how in the shows Jose and peanut can speak Spanish, but jeff can't

    • @lugialover2496
      @lugialover2496 4 года назад +56

      José Jalapeño: *hums the Twilight Zone theme*
      Peanut: Picture if we would.

    • @christianparrish6647
      @christianparrish6647 3 года назад +4

      @@lugialover2496 hehe

    • @jorgeperez3227
      @jorgeperez3227 3 года назад +4

      That was the best one I've ever heard from the duo.

    • @shadowangel3995
      @shadowangel3995 5 месяцев назад

      @@jorgeperez3227That’s one of my favorite parts. Similar to Terry Fator and Winston on AGT. Winston knew Italian but Terry didn’t.

  • @tetsu5658
    @tetsu5658 4 года назад +824

    “You were supposed to take him to the spa”
    “I took him to the S🅿️A”

    • @yashsingh1631
      @yashsingh1631 4 года назад +18

      How he did that is still mystery

    • @Daddy-ue1du
      @Daddy-ue1du 4 года назад +43

      “He 🅿️ut me in the veget🅰️🅱️le ste🅰️mer.”

    • @maksphoto78
      @maksphoto78 4 года назад +9

      @@yashsingh1631 🅿️🅰️🅿️🅰️?

    • @spiercephotography
      @spiercephotography 4 года назад +14

      @@yashsingh1631 If you're wondering about how to get the P popped? I believe, if you watch Peanut's shoed foot as Peanut said that, the sound of his shoe hitting the stand quickly caused the "pop". Barely noticeable unless you're looking closely, but there, and a great extra touch!

    • @Daddy-ue1du
      @Daddy-ue1du 3 года назад +4

      @Darth_ Madara It’s not the same thing!

  • @pato-ju8pz
    @pato-ju8pz 3 года назад +274

    I love how jeff laughs at his own jokes, it makes everything more hilarous

    • @wulf-3596
      @wulf-3596 3 года назад +9

      He has even lost his place sometimes because of that. You can see it sometimes on the specials he does.

    • @officialbroadwaylukesonnan6987
      @officialbroadwaylukesonnan6987 2 года назад +1

      @@wulf-3596Can you give us an example?

    • @Toxivello
      @Toxivello 2 года назад +3

      @@officialbroadwaylukesonnan6987 Fun Fact : He cannot.

  • @maxwellcolocousis6549
    @maxwellcolocousis6549 4 года назад +1222

    I love when peanut makes fun of Jose and then Jose says that not what you’re mother said

    • @aaronwebb6802
      @aaronwebb6802 4 года назад +32

      Achmed will be like
      Silence, I Keel You

    • @billgreen1861
      @billgreen1861 4 года назад +15

      @Maxwell Colocousis
      ON A STICK!

    • @conconcrete
      @conconcrete 4 года назад +13

      His mother
      On a steeek

    • @vocaflame
      @vocaflame 4 года назад +6

      He always have an answer 🤣🤣

    • @eburel506
      @eburel506 4 года назад +7

      Yeah I’m always like “peanut you need some I ointment for that burn”?

  • @marilynsnider8183
    @marilynsnider8183 4 года назад +132

    Jose's one liners crack me up. He doesn't get much air time, but he gets out some good ones.

  • @cynthiamccullough3718
    @cynthiamccullough3718 4 года назад +28

    My best friend (she died 14 years ago) and I used to watch you on tv together. She loved you, and especially liked Peanut. Jose and the curmudgeon are my favorites. Thanks for sharing these compilations, and giving us all a few laughs.

  • @tylerbenox18
    @tylerbenox18 4 года назад +172

    I expected the time when Jeff felt left out of the conversation because he doesn't speak Spanish.

  • @DamonNomad82
    @DamonNomad82 4 года назад +245

    Jose is hilarious. I'd love to see him interact with Achmed, Walter or Bubba J sometime!

  • @djlamar2
    @djlamar2 4 года назад +209

    *Jose and peanut start talking Spanish*
    Jeff: Don't do that.
    Peanut: Why not?
    Jeff: Because it makes me feel left out.
    Peanut: What?
    Jeff: I don't speak Spanish. *Peanut and Jose look at him*
    Jose: Do do do do do
    Peanut: Picture if you will
    Best peanut and Jose moment ever XD

  • @Zypher_Fox
    @Zypher_Fox 4 года назад +368

    Jose: "He slammed my steek in the door. And now I have a sore steek"
    Jeff: "Well did you apologize peanut?"
    Peanut: "Ah-" Wheezing noises "No" Weezing snorting
    Jeff: "Why"
    Peanut: "I couldnt I couldnt BREAAAATH!"
    Jeff: "Why couldnt you breath"
    Jose: "Senior he was laughing too hard"
    Peanut: More wheezing snorting "Oh you shouldve seen him he looked like a hood ornament from Taco Bell!"
    Jeff: "You have to apologize"
    Peanut: "Ok ok ok. Jose. Im sorryyyy"
    Jose: "It ok"
    Jeff: "Ok"
    Jose: "I hope you die"

    • @OverWims
      @OverWims 4 года назад +2

      breathe not breath

    • @n.f.lcobra6878
      @n.f.lcobra6878 4 года назад +4

      OverWims nobody cares, ok? Stop being the dick who always corrects people, Yes I’m assuming idc lol

    • @stumpDD978
      @stumpDD978 4 года назад +1

      Ñèèd to breathe

    • @raymesummers2021
      @raymesummers2021 4 года назад +1

      * should've

    • @OverWims
      @OverWims 4 года назад +1

      @@raymesummers2021 you forgot couldn't

  • @mathewgodfrey1517
    @mathewgodfrey1517 4 года назад +56

    I love the "other steek" bit.
    "Did you know he had another stick?"
    "I had no idea"

    • @ajoliver714
      @ajoliver714 4 года назад +5

      Do you know what that means
      What?
      It means that one comes O U T

  • @lindaholt9434
    @lindaholt9434 4 года назад +88

    Is JOSE a celebrity in his home garden.? Lololol

  • @samoyedpups4673
    @samoyedpups4673 4 года назад +100

    If Josè roasts Peanut, does he (Peanut) become a roasted peanut? 😂😂😂 Ahhaha!😂😂😂😂

  • @dawnpierce3862
    @dawnpierce3862 4 года назад +23

    Back when the Lock Down started, I was heart broken that Jeff's Show in Nashville, TN was postponed til
    a later date.
    I have been watching EVERY Video and Live Chat and it has helped to ease the Stress we all have been facing. A HUGE Thank you to Jeff and the Fella's (Country Slang.. lol 😂) for Thinking and Loving your Fans as much as we Think and Love all of you 😉 Just my thoughts😊
    Jeff, when you do get to come to Nashville, TN
    I will be there down in the Front Row 😉👍

    • @jeffdunham272
      @jeffdunham272 4 года назад +1

      Thanks Pierce,
      When you get to the front row raise a written note indicating that's it's you, you're indeed a super fan, much love 🌹

    • @Michael-yv9wk
      @Michael-yv9wk Год назад

      Lucky you

  • @db47studios48
    @db47studios48 4 года назад +34

    I just love the dynamic between Jose and Peanut - it's almost as if they're in a perpetual game of chess with each other!

  • @xDECAFx
    @xDECAFx 4 года назад +98

    I'm just waiting for clips of Jose mentioning Peanut's mother......Gotta love Jose

    • @TheAntHar1
      @TheAntHar1 3 года назад

      You mean "On a Steek!"

    • @NoNo-hk5np
      @NoNo-hk5np 3 года назад

      We need his mother in the show.

    • @theratman6468
      @theratman6468 2 года назад +1

      What about Peanut’s seester?

  • @flainfan
    @flainfan 3 года назад +77

    The reason these two work well together is because José is the one who can get under Peanut’s skin.

    • @richard40x
      @richard40x Год назад +2

      Yes, Jose is the one who can hit peanut with some really great one liners.

    • @AntasmaTheBatKing
      @AntasmaTheBatKing Год назад +1

      @@richard40x
      Whack! Ole.

  • @shirleypena4133
    @shirleypena4133 4 года назад +12

    My two all time favorite puppet characters! I confess that Peanut stole my heart forever years ago...and he hasn't given it back to me since. Jose Jalapeño is sheer genius, and I have no idea why anyone would consider him a "racist" character. I'm part Mexican and he makes me laugh til I cry, every time. Keep up the great job, Jeff! 👏👏👏

  • @tommydrawsforever3510
    @tommydrawsforever3510 4 года назад +382

    Jeff: So Jose what do you want for Christmas
    Peanut: I think he needs a bigger stick 😂
    Jose : That’s not what you mother said
    Peanut: 😲

    • @Phantom_Of_Fury
      @Phantom_Of_Fury 4 года назад +16

      BUURRRRRRRRNNNNNN!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

    • @raymesummers2021
      @raymesummers2021 4 года назад +3

      He says your mother not you mother. Also it's José not Jose.

    • @SUGAR_XYLER
      @SUGAR_XYLER 3 года назад +1

      😁 A bigger stick is probably Jeff's wish

    • @keynanmartinez
      @keynanmartinez 3 года назад +1

      That was a awesome burn.

    • @NoNo-hk5np
      @NoNo-hk5np 3 года назад +1

      @@SUGAR_XYLER I think he's got a decent one. What woman wants to marry a ventriloquist?

  • @LynxSouth
    @LynxSouth 2 года назад +8

    I'm sitting here crying, snorting, wheezing, coughing, and my ribs hurt. I've seen this routine a dozen times, and I feel great! Thank you. Bless you.

  • @diegoserrano3161
    @diegoserrano3161 3 года назад +56

    As a native Spanish speaker, I approve José the jalapeno...on a stick!! XD. Every one of the puppets of the crew make me laugh, but with José is so unique.

    • @Alexgt117
      @Alexgt117 2 года назад

      We disown you. Shame on you. Go with your white friends that don't know what funny is

    • @richard40x
      @richard40x Год назад +1

      Jose can fire back at peanut, with some great one liners, despite being on a stick with no arms.

    • @Jimmy_Jam_VelazquezBoi
      @Jimmy_Jam_VelazquezBoi Год назад +1

      ​@@richard40xsteek!!

  • @drelizabethmarsh8752
    @drelizabethmarsh8752 4 года назад +10

    How can you not love both Peanut and José Jalapeño... on a Steek. They are simply great together. Peanut: Did you know José had another stick?
    Jeff: I had no idea
    Peanut: You know what that means?
    Jeff: What?
    Peanut: That means that one comes out !

  • @lugialover2496
    @lugialover2496 4 года назад +67

    Peanut does some great roasts, but José Jalapeño happens to have some great comebacks.
    José Jalapeño: Olé.

  • @JmacJSGuru
    @JmacJSGuru 4 года назад +124

    Jeff “you were supposed to take him to the spa”
    Peanut “I took him to the spa”
    José “he put me in da vegetable steamer”
    That part always get me rotfl!

  • @boyfangirl6321
    @boyfangirl6321 4 года назад +40

    "Yes we kkhhaaadd...A GREAT FRIKKIN DAY!"

  • @roxannelauzon2426
    @roxannelauzon2426 2 года назад +15

    I absolutely love these two. I have been watching them for 15 years now and I still laugh just as much watching them.. 🤣🤣 really changes my crappy days around.. thanks for the hours of laughter

  • @SolaricAngel116
    @SolaricAngel116 4 года назад +15

    Timestamps On The Timeline Of The Best Of José Jalapeño On A Steek (Stick):
    Arguing With Myself (2006): 0:39
    Spark Of Insanity (2007): 5:17
    Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special (2008): 3:42
    Minding The Monsters (2012): 1:40

  • @frankiehta
    @frankiehta 4 года назад +11

    I came to your show when you were in Melbourne Australia doing the Australian tour and I yelled out peanut you rock I wish you would bring out some of the Melbourne Australia that you did it was funny as hell and the funny thing was my brother got a speeding ticket because we were running late getting to the show but we got there in time anyway thanks for the great memories Jeff

  • @castiels._.honeybee4666
    @castiels._.honeybee4666 4 года назад +190

    I just now realize that Jose is only with peanut and never on his own

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 4 года назад +5

      deadpan.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 4 года назад +13

      He was always that way, because he isn't a main character. He was also with Archie, Ollie, Clyde, and the other earlier guys.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 3 года назад +15

      because he's not a strong enough puppet to stand on his own

    • @amethyst1826
      @amethyst1826 3 года назад +2

      @@SmashLiXs
      I see what you did there 🤣🤣

    • @SandsOfArrakis
      @SandsOfArrakis 3 года назад +4

      Well he is Peanut's sidestick.

  • @jeanmcfarlane7394
    @jeanmcfarlane7394 3 года назад +9

    Josè jalapèno on a steek has my heart thank you Jeff for bringing him back. Peanut and Josè all ways make the best endings to your great performances thank you.
    And remember everything is better on a steek

  • @Phantom_Of_Fury
    @Phantom_Of_Fury 4 года назад +107

    José: I couldn't find a mask that looks like your sister.
    Me: BUUURRRRRRNNNNN!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

    • @stefanbrouwer459
      @stefanbrouwer459 4 года назад +4

      Jose is making his being completely viable since he has the best burns

    • @Phantom_Of_Fury
      @Phantom_Of_Fury 4 года назад +3

      @@stefanbrouwer459
      José is funny as hell, you don't really know what he's going to say to Peanut whenever he messes with him 😂😂😂

    • @moonrose221
      @moonrose221 4 года назад +3

      Of course he burns. He a jalepeño of a stick.

    • @Phantom_Of_Fury
      @Phantom_Of_Fury 4 года назад +3

      @@moonrose221
      *Wheezing* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BoyReimo
    @BoyReimo 4 года назад +45

    José is the most savage out of everyone

  • @liuwei6573
    @liuwei6573 Год назад +5

    “I could not find a mask that looked like your sister” Got me dying 😂 3.31

  • @BobMinelli
    @BobMinelli 3 года назад +4

    Talented? Yes. Genius? Of course.
    Bravo Jeff D...your work is solidified in all our consciousnesses.

  • @tararoyle4484
    @tararoyle4484 4 года назад +19

    Absolutely amazing, I love it when Peanut & Jose argue with each other. How you keep from laughing Jeff, I will never know.

    • @Michael-yv9wk
      @Michael-yv9wk Год назад

      I get tickles in my belly every time seeing Jeff

    • @celestewilson9139
      @celestewilson9139 Год назад

      He’s the one who created it all, practiced it all, he is brilliant.,

  • @HAMF9666
    @HAMF9666 4 года назад +40

    "Si senor." José the jalapeno on a stick

  • @davidleahy8770
    @davidleahy8770 3 года назад +7

    I Love When Peanut Calls Jose And Jose Calls Peanut A Muppet Reject.....Owch !!

  • @loganmorse5041
    @loganmorse5041 4 года назад +8

    I’ve loved this guy since I was two and now that I’m watching him again 14 years later I’m finding him so much more funny😂😂😂

  • @raymesummers2021
    @raymesummers2021 4 года назад +35

    "Did you know he had another stick?" - Peanut

    • @lugialover2496
      @lugialover2496 4 года назад +3

      That one comes *out.*

    • @sloane.2747
      @sloane.2747 4 года назад +2

      @@lugialover2496
      I thought it was just stuck up his ass!!!

    • @wulf-3596
      @wulf-3596 3 года назад

      @@sloane.2747 It was a horrible Pogo accident.

  • @aaronrowell6943
    @aaronrowell6943 Год назад +3

    José Jalapeño... on a Steek has become my favorite of the bunch! Gotta love the deadpan counter to Peanut's insanity

  • @ruijunior2910
    @ruijunior2910 4 года назад +13

    Peanut:"how did he get on the steek? "
    :"i don't know"
    Peanut:"maybe a horrible pogo accident"
    Me :😅😅😅

  • @jackyboi5621
    @jackyboi5621 4 года назад +15

    I went to a show in Wisconsin and jeff had a special puppet, it was one of those characters where they are twins stuck together for live, and the funny thing was one was a Democrat and one was a republican, and they practically hated each other. Imagine if this was the case for Jose and peanut XD

  • @TheAntHar1
    @TheAntHar1 3 года назад +4

    2:53 Jeff's face is like "Did I just say that!"

  • @Outcast-jd6gf
    @Outcast-jd6gf 4 года назад +4

    This is by far the best duo you could ask for,they will always be my favorite along with Walter. The day they retire is the day I stop watching comedy lol keep doing what you do jeff-fa-fa

  • @JoyfulJester6371
    @JoyfulJester6371 4 года назад +6

    I just love the deadpan delivery of his jokes it makes me laugh so hard my stick cracks

    • @wulf-3596
      @wulf-3596 3 года назад

      ^ sees what you did there.

  • @StaardustQun
    @StaardustQun Год назад +8

    Am I the only one who thinks José and Peanut act like siblings??

  • @aaronsims8080
    @aaronsims8080 4 года назад +4

    Peanut and Jos’e are a great pear for back and forth banter. I love how Jos’e is always makes jokes about peanut’s mother or sister. That’s some funny shit.

  • @nathancruz9172
    @nathancruz9172 4 года назад +8

    0:56 I remember watching this Jeff Dunham on 📀 for the first time ever, when I was 15 years old.

  • @melissack7779
    @melissack7779 4 года назад +14

    Pretty funny stuff. That one wasn't long enough lol lol lol.

  • @sarahwatkins4520
    @sarahwatkins4520 3 года назад +6

    I love how Jeff genuinely looks pissed off at Peanut when he picks on José lol.

  • @jodiemarlow5043
    @jodiemarlow5043 4 года назад +3

    I love it when you can watch it over and over and still laugh. Awsome 🤗🤗

  • @jacoblewis2221
    @jacoblewis2221 3 года назад +21

    I love how Jeff always looks at Peanut like he did it.

    • @TheAntHar1
      @TheAntHar1 3 года назад +1

      Technically he did!

  • @LchanOtakudom
    @LchanOtakudom 3 года назад +6

    One of my favorite José quotes: “Who’s the piñata now, bitch?”

  • @clarewillison9379
    @clarewillison9379 4 года назад +8

    It’s impressive how that skeleton can make any sounds with no lips or a tongue😉😂👍🏼

  • @brianerney8119
    @brianerney8119 4 года назад +11

    Peanut and Jose jalapeno on a stick great rivalry my favorite characters

  • @feraltaco4783
    @feraltaco4783 3 года назад +5

    I couldn't find a mask that looked like your sister.
    I'm dead! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @daisyarwine1245
    @daisyarwine1245 3 года назад +4

    I reallyyyyy, really enjoy Jeff's show everytime...❤️🤭😂

  • @gaberushing7494
    @gaberushing7494 3 года назад +7

    Love it when peanut makes that inhale noise2:23

  • @brenredhead3482
    @brenredhead3482 Год назад +1

    When Peanut laughs, his whole body laughs. Shake Shake Shake Peanut.😅

  • @snowflakeflame5629
    @snowflakeflame5629 3 года назад +7

    These todo always make me cry of laughter my eyes get swollen because of them they always make my day I love them

  • @mrthorian8096
    @mrthorian8096 4 года назад +1

    best comedic duo ever, I love José, he alongside Peanut are the best moments of the show, I love it

  • @janesterk1942
    @janesterk1942 3 года назад +5

    José is such a mood🤣😂😂

  • @CreativeButterfly
    @CreativeButterfly 4 года назад +4

    I'm super duper excited! Just love Jose! Lol! He's Crazy! The thumbnail is the best! Just tells the whole story!

  • @dontreadmyprofilepicture507
    @dontreadmyprofilepicture507 4 года назад +11

    Can we talk about how he made that noise without moving his lips... 1:09

    • @ajoliver714
      @ajoliver714 4 года назад +4

      I've tried to do it like that
      Really fucking hard to do

  • @aaronninjahunter2213
    @aaronninjahunter2213 3 года назад +1

    The costume episode. "Whos the pinata now biotch" lol

  • @mattmorgan1503
    @mattmorgan1503 4 года назад +4

    Bat it and Rubin the true Dynamic duo

  • @austintucker1586
    @austintucker1586 15 дней назад +1

    Jose always been my favorite

  • @Tiger69420
    @Tiger69420 4 года назад +26

    I’m glad he’s not a pickle on a pole, wrapped in bacon and deep fried. It would be too American, especially with Bubba J in the lineup. Though I’m wondering, with your sense of humor, if that was a concept for him at one point. It would be pretty funny if that’s true. I’m actually kinda hoping it’s true.

    • @lahlybird895
      @lahlybird895 4 года назад

      He started as a pizza toping

    • @davidnissim589
      @davidnissim589 4 года назад +1

      The original Jose was black and a lot smaller

  • @WarriorMigs24
    @WarriorMigs24 2 года назад +2

    So good i love it

  • @derp8575
    @derp8575 4 года назад +9

    Oh man. Dunham is going to have one hell of an apology tour in 10 years when the left demands he apologize.

  • @YEARNINGHEARTGuitargirl226
    @YEARNINGHEARTGuitargirl226 4 года назад +1

    Jeff I know you'll never see this comment, but I have loved your shows so much, more than anything and no matter how many times or how many shows I watch I still see your puppets as "real"...... LOL. I watch them instead of you, (as I'm sure you want people to do) not really.. I watch you too..♥. they seem so real... and You ARE amazing ♥

  • @summer-c7i
    @summer-c7i 2 года назад +3

    Jeff’s facial expression is always like, “I’m surrounded by idiots.”

  • @Hufflepuffozian
    @Hufflepuffozian 18 дней назад +1

    “so you had a good day?”
    “yes”
    “no”
    “you were supposed to take him to the spa!”
    “i took him to the spa!”
    “he put me in the vegetable steamer”
    “it’s the same thing! first it gets hot, then it gets steamy, then it goes ding”

  • @paulreynolds1510
    @paulreynolds1510 4 года назад +6

    Had my 3 year old daughter laughing 😂 She loves peanut

  • @chrisgomez1840
    @chrisgomez1840 Год назад +2

    i love Josè roasting Peanut😂

  • @CecilieC86
    @CecilieC86 4 года назад +3

    Haha some of this i forgot about 😂😆 that just made me laugh so much, i love when José and peanut is on stage together 👏🏻❤️🤩😂

  • @paniconelmstreet6838
    @paniconelmstreet6838 Год назад +1

    Lol this was actually some of the best of peanut

  • @nattonep8788
    @nattonep8788 4 года назад +6

    Jeff: *I don't speak Spanish*
    José: *Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo...*

  • @wickedbird1538
    @wickedbird1538 Год назад +2

    😂😂It is hysterical that Peanut and Jose can speak Spanish, but Jeff does not.

  • @AarronH
    @AarronH 4 года назад +4

    Thanks Mr. Dunham for the “The Best of”

  • @omarayonke3887
    @omarayonke3887 3 года назад

    Jeff this is CA calling well kind of the youth need you back and I am saying it for them and you got to miss the role playing and knowing your act you can bring the crowds out of there seats and on to the floor laughing historically
    P.S.
    thanks for your diversity and laughs we shared with you and all your puppt pals
    From lowlow

  • @poppyz6816
    @poppyz6816 4 года назад +6

    Jose has the steeeeeek!

  • @damienmaynard8892
    @damienmaynard8892 4 года назад +1

    Gracias, senhor Jose Jalapeno on a steek! I needed this!....... (Peanut, btw - "I can't find those keys on the keyboard, either!")

  • @tundra314
    @tundra314 4 года назад +23

    I want to go to a Jeff Dunham Show so bad I can't stand it.

    • @tundra314
      @tundra314 4 года назад

      @Tom Peterson Thanks for the tip.

    • @jennah1569
      @jennah1569 4 года назад

      Tom Peterson I went to his Columbia one and omg it was amazing

  • @kerryknauf8196
    @kerryknauf8196 4 года назад +1

    Thanks for sharing love it when peanut and jose pick on each other 😂 pepper spray 😂

  • @hptrrs5251
    @hptrrs5251 4 года назад +3

    Peanut and Jose are the best 😂😂

  • @alexisbrantley87
    @alexisbrantley87 4 года назад +2

    I love how Peanut and Jose always give each other a hard time on every topic they talk about... I also love that guacamole joke.
    Peanut: I'll turn your ass into guacamole!
    Jeff: Stop it!
    Peanut: I'll stir you with your own stick!
    Jeff: Stop it!
    Peanut: This is the way we stir the guac, stir the guac, stir the guac OLLAY!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alexisbrantley87
      @alexisbrantley87 4 года назад

      @Jeff Dunham Sure! Comedy has mean everything to me. Dad and I have always adored your jokes. My favorites are peanut, Walter, and Jose; some of Walter's jokes sound like he's giving advice. Peanut and Jose are just too funny to listen to. Dad likes Achmed when he says, Silence! I kill you! 😂😭😂

    • @alexisbrantley87
      @alexisbrantley87 4 года назад

      @Jeff Dunham I'm sorry I don't have a WhatsApp account, my father doesn't want me to talk to strangers. I'm just not sure if you're the real Jeff Dunham, I mean, I wrote the comment because dad and I are inspired by your comedy and sometimes we pretend to say the jokes to each other and watch your movies on Netflix from time to time. But, I'm thrilled to receive a comment from you.

    • @alexisbrantley87
      @alexisbrantley87 4 года назад

      @Jeff Dunham but I'm really happy to hear from you! I'm so grateful that you created a new form of comedy that makes me feel better when times are rough❤️

  • @austinurban7860
    @austinurban7860 4 года назад +4

    Josè always had the best zingers ever.

  • @janetschultz1718
    @janetschultz1718 2 года назад +1

    0:35 Steek
    0:44 yes no yes no
    1:11 he put me in the Vegetable Steamer

  • @socalautisticman1975
    @socalautisticman1975 2 года назад +8

    Peanut the funniest especially when José Jalapeño🌶️ is on scene. The contradictory arguing of Peanut & José Jalapeño if they had a great day or not was hilarious 0:40

  • @raccoonking2010
    @raccoonking2010 4 года назад +2

    "Its just a jalapeno!"
    "On a steek"
    "I KNOOOW!"

  • @trishawilkerson2934
    @trishawilkerson2934 4 года назад +10

    Love Jose Jalapeno!,,he's why l have a Mexican Husband

  • @ashlynwilson3125
    @ashlynwilson3125 4 года назад

    I love those two togather. I am in tears right now

  • @JasonVanPatten
    @JasonVanPatten 4 года назад +4

    Awesome clips. A few from the tail end of "Beside Himself" would have topped this right off perfectly.

  • @ghoulredeyedemon2024
    @ghoulredeyedemon2024 4 года назад +1

    Jose Jalapeño For President

  • @gerard1954
    @gerard1954 4 года назад +4

    When peanut looks at you throws his head back like what dont you get it . Funny like that time he said you need a tic tac .