Walter's Wife is Aging Like Milk - Jeff Dunham

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  • @jsapcakrrow
    @jsapcakrrow 3 года назад +493

    I love how Jeff can look embarrassed by the things Walter says🤣🤣

    • @stache297
      @stache297 3 года назад +22

      He’s been doing this ever since he was 8 and 50 years later he’s never looked back

    • @alexcorrinth5041
      @alexcorrinth5041 2 года назад +11

      And laughs at the characters jokes 😂

    • @willowsverge3046
      @willowsverge3046 2 года назад +9

      Hes just adorable when he does that. You can feel the ornery just flowing! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @cherylcoffey4646
      @cherylcoffey4646 2 года назад +8

      We all want to meet Walter's wife!! 😅🤣

    • @dcmoore8937
      @dcmoore8937 Год назад +2

      That’s because he never knows what he is going to say

  • @eliasyoussef7037
    @eliasyoussef7037 3 года назад +1189

    The fact that jeff laughs at walter's jokes makes u really think that there are two people talking to each other

  • @q09876543
    @q09876543 3 года назад +616

    As a comedian, it's not easy coming up with new material. But Walter still has it!

    • @donaldduke2233
      @donaldduke2233 3 года назад +18

      That's not Walter. That's Joe Biden.

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 2 года назад +10

      Walter's the embodiment of boomer humor.

    • @timtripp4222
      @timtripp4222 2 года назад

      Are you kidding me....
      The last several years have been easy picking Political corruption & woke-ness material everywhere!

    • @joeleboeuf
      @joeleboeuf Год назад

      @@donaldduke2233 No, if that's Biden, he'd be wanting to nuke Russia.

  • @lukeypup95productions53
    @lukeypup95productions53 Год назад +41

    0:15 Walter: "She's aging like milk!!!" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @ogundareajani5484
    @ogundareajani5484 3 года назад +494

    Jeff is on another level. I still think they're two people on stage. It's just nuts!!

    • @scootover7
      @scootover7 3 года назад +17

      As far as ventriloquist comedians Jeff I think is the best.

    • @ogundareajani5484
      @ogundareajani5484 3 года назад +8

      @@scootover7 I totally agree with you

    • @glennroberts3069
      @glennroberts3069 3 года назад +3

      You mean there isn't two on stage?

    • @ogundareajani5484
      @ogundareajani5484 3 года назад +4

      @gleen nope

    • @David-Zita
      @David-Zita 3 года назад +2

      ME TOO, I THINK THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE ON THE STAGE

  • @marksauck8481
    @marksauck8481 3 года назад +352

    I'm amazed at Jeff Dunham's talent. Just creating Walter was genius.

    • @Dr.Bright568
      @Dr.Bright568 3 года назад +10

      No Walter is the puppeteer Jeff is the dummy according to his brain

    • @Morningstar91939
      @Morningstar91939 3 года назад +9

      Yeah, we’ve all known someone like Walter in our lives.

    • @nightmarefuel8537
      @nightmarefuel8537 2 года назад +5

      @@Morningstar91939 soo true my dude

    • @donaldjohnson7207
      @donaldjohnson7207 9 месяцев назад +1

      Walter resembles #45 without the "Tumbleweed" up top and Walter needs a orange tan😅😂

  • @sarahwatkins4520
    @sarahwatkins4520 3 года назад +29

    "Jumped on her menstral cycle" 😂😂

  • @michaelcesco2970
    @michaelcesco2970 Год назад +120

    Jeff Dunham is at a level above the average " ventriloquist ". A lot of them stand at the mic and speak into it while trying to minimize lip movements. Jeff doesn't need a mic. He knows how to ' throw ' his voice into his characters and it looks like they're actually the ones doing the talking. BRILLIANT !

    • @robertjebediahfreeman
      @robertjebediahfreeman Год назад +2

      Can’t you just watch the video and not type out a well thought out fucking essay?

    • @davidstratton696
      @davidstratton696 Год назад +1

      @@robertjebediahfreeman What’s your problem? Geez.

    • @ninademci1500
      @ninademci1500 2 месяца назад

      @michaelcesco2970, if I remember right, he started doing Ventriloquism when he was eight.

  • @princesslollypop7764
    @princesslollypop7764 3 года назад +633

    I want to meet Walter”s wife

  • @Anjisen
    @Anjisen 3 года назад +282

    "Women age like fine wine"
    "She's ageing like milk" XD

  • @markgrube4592
    @markgrube4592 Год назад +15

    ” shes ageing like milk ” kills me 😂

  • @mysterymayhem7020
    @mysterymayhem7020 3 года назад +84

    Walter's jokes are like a good episode of MASH. Always Funny no matter how many times you've seen it.

  • @terbailey9978
    @terbailey9978 3 года назад +166

    Jeff is the best. He does countless sell out shows. His humor and talent at puppetry are the bomb.

  • @theapachewarrior6293
    @theapachewarrior6293 3 года назад +152

    Walter is the BEST! Always brings a smile to my face.

    • @yinli7377
      @yinli7377 3 года назад +10

      Walter is the BEST! Always brings a smile to my face.

  • @DadJeff-jo7pm
    @DadJeff-jo7pm Год назад +22

    I was married for 38 years b4 my wife passed, and this is STILL TFF!!!! I LOVE WALTER, cause he tells the TRUTH, FUNNILY!

  • @ricardocastillo5485
    @ricardocastillo5485 3 года назад +218

    His jokes aside, the ventriloquism skills are so insane it's it's almost painful to watch, it must be such a strain on the vocal cords.

    • @phyllisgarber7997
      @phyllisgarber7997 Год назад +7

      Did you see the one where somebody got up from the audience to go to the bathroom and Walter is yelling at that person hey sit down where are you going and then Walter AKA Jeff is talking to the wife/girlfriend about whether the guy was coming back and when they found out he was Walter said okay we'll wait and they did and it was so darn funny

  • @leokimvideo
    @leokimvideo 2 года назад +342

    The Walter character was a daring move to create. It's as if Walter is controlling Jeff and leading the way with the jokes.

    • @LynxSouth
      @LynxSouth 2 года назад +20

      Peanut, too. That's how Jeffafa gets away with continuing to perform real comedy that melts snowflakes.

    • @Cruelmonkey24
      @Cruelmonkey24 2 года назад

      foreplay is wake up b# tch

    • @Cruelmonkey24
      @Cruelmonkey24 2 года назад +12

      yes seeing his wife named would give me a heart attack too😂😮😅

    • @karimaniii
      @karimaniii Год назад +3

      Nc

    • @lisacabana6058
      @lisacabana6058 Год назад +5

      It sure does.he"s very funny.

  • @niveth1
    @niveth1 Год назад +10

    1:26
    “Walter, what exactly IS marriage to you?”
    “It’s like drinking a slurpe.”
    “Slurpe?”
    “First couple of sips is like ‘Boy this is really good! I’m glad I did this!’ and you keep drinking it and it goes right to your head and you go *’OW OW OW! THE HELL WAS I THINKING?! SOMEONE KILL ME PLEASE!’*
    “It eventually stops hurting”
    “Yeah, then you’re stupid enough to take another frickin’ sip!”

  • @Taztixs
    @Taztixs 2 года назад +35

    Jeff is so good he makes me think they are real people

  • @bettycogswell9851
    @bettycogswell9851 Год назад +11

    Jeff is a Comedy genius.

  • @kevindepew5705
    @kevindepew5705 Год назад +7

    Gotta love walter

  • @louhoggard4508
    @louhoggard4508 3 года назад +50

    I think we need to meet Mrs. Walter!

  • @queenbraniya6762
    @queenbraniya6762 2 года назад +19

    Jeff: women age like fine wine
    Walter : she’s aging like milk

  • @fatdad64able
    @fatdad64able 3 года назад +107

    In Germany we had this joke where they asked an old man about his happiest time during his 50 years of being married and without hesitation he replies:"My five years as POW in Russia."

  • @bobthered313
    @bobthered313 Год назад +11

    0:10
    I like how after Jeff says the 'Fine Wine' line, Walter looks at him, like he was saying "Really? You're setting me up for that joke? Alright." before proceeding to say the 'Milk' response.

  • @kevinmalumane3565
    @kevinmalumane3565 2 года назад +38

    This is just crazy, the way I’m actually enjoying this. I watch Walter more than Jeff himself, it’s just crazy really

  • @SonnyBubba
    @SonnyBubba 3 года назад +24

    “The fruit of life is sweet when it’s fresh off the vine.
    But don’t live too long. The taste turns bitter.”

  • @sanfordteed3851
    @sanfordteed3851 Год назад +5

    I love Walter he makes me laugh

  • @FnafTheory-
    @FnafTheory- Год назад +4

    “She’s aging like milk”

  • @YTWarrior100
    @YTWarrior100 3 года назад +5

    "47 years ago." 😂😂😂

  • @jarredsdad
    @jarredsdad 3 года назад +21

    Jeff and any character on RUclips is a stop and watch moment.

  • @maritessojenal7639
    @maritessojenal7639 Год назад +3

    Achmed and walter are so funny. Actually all of them 😂😂😂

  • @madkittyjoey70
    @madkittyjoey70 2 года назад +11

    Jeff: Walter, I know you know better than I do, but is there any kind of foreplay for you guys?
    Walter: Foreplay??? At our age? It's come down to, "Hey! Wake up!"
    LOL

  • @roberthaynes4695
    @roberthaynes4695 3 года назад +109

    This has to be my favorite Walter skit. LMAO

  • @user-be7zz4ow8d
    @user-be7zz4ow8d 9 месяцев назад +2

    I laughed so much at walter

  • @charlestice1636
    @charlestice1636 3 года назад +38

    Now I'm seeing all these other guys trying to be like Jeff. He's still the best and he started something

  • @Fultonfalcons86
    @Fultonfalcons86 2 года назад +10

    Jeff is by far the greatest ventriliquist on the planet......

  • @matthewdouglas3567
    @matthewdouglas3567 3 года назад +27

    Jeff Dunham is a true master at what he does. His characters are awesome, too.

  • @iainstewartmasonbailey3495
    @iainstewartmasonbailey3495 3 года назад +10

    That dog squeal was impressive

  • @gregory8414
    @gregory8414 3 года назад +47

    This guy is very real with his humor and the good part is Jeff isn’t bad either I’m glad Walter keeps him going!

  • @zacharycosta7386
    @zacharycosta7386 3 года назад +127

    Jeff: how long have you been married
    Walter: uh what is it now 46 years
    Jeff: Ah when was the happiest moment of your life
    Walter: 47 years ago
    Me: *laughing so hard*

    • @CraftageNate
      @CraftageNate 3 года назад +12

      How long you've been married?
      15 years
      YOU'LL SEE.

    • @zacharycosta7386
      @zacharycosta7386 3 года назад +8

      @@CraftageNate
      Jeff: I'll see what?
      Walter: remember when you said till death do us part?
      Jeff: Yeah
      Walter: later you realize you're actually setting a goal

    • @mrrequenes6222
      @mrrequenes6222 3 года назад +3

      The sad part of it is, it’s showing the average American life. Marriage is kissing your life away. Either with the wrong or right person.

    • @LucasHopkins2006
      @LucasHopkins2006 Год назад

      I love how there was just one guy that nearly collapsed from that

  • @kaseyreed797
    @kaseyreed797 3 года назад +151

    Jeff needs to make a wife for Walter I would love to see that:) Jeff is amazing for one person on stage. I have a bad day I listen to JD. Thank you :) Jeff

    • @InweTaralom
      @InweTaralom 3 года назад +12

      And she should be absolutely drop dead gorgeous.

    • @thomaskelley5180
      @thomaskelley5180 2 года назад +8

      I agree.I know I speak for everyone when I say let’s meet Mrs. Walter.

    • @mavahuth5044
      @mavahuth5044 2 года назад +2

      This is very true.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 2 года назад +2

      He does ....her name is Edna....the gal w Edna won AGT and went on tour w Jeff Walter and his wife!💖🌹🇺🇸

  • @patriciaarold1270
    @patriciaarold1270 3 года назад +76

    Walter is incredible! I know that Jeff is a ventriloquist, but sometimes you think there is 2 people on stage. WOW! I think Walter is my favorite dummy that Jeff does, but I do like Peanut and Achmed too.

  • @jimtruscott5670
    @jimtruscott5670 Год назад +5

    This guy is the best ventriloquist ever and a great comedian.😁😁😁👏👏👏

  • @matthewdouglas3567
    @matthewdouglas3567 3 года назад +33

    He is really good at what he does..... I love all of his characters.

    • @Alexi-Raener93
      @Alexi-Raener93 3 года назад +5

      Love how he's able to change voices so quickly

  • @carlmorgan2859
    @carlmorgan2859 2 года назад +10

    Can't Stop Laughing 😂😂

  • @jonijenkins8006
    @jonijenkins8006 3 года назад +5

    Walter is the best!

  • @rickyparrish8310
    @rickyparrish8310 Год назад +8

    Jeff is really good at his craft and can make you think his puppets are real he cracks me up and brings tears to my eyes

  • @thorpizzle
    @thorpizzle 3 года назад +27

    This was the first Jeff Dunham special that I ever saw. I think I was still in high school. Still funny all these years later.

  • @patriciakeith6164
    @patriciakeith6164 Год назад +2

    I love to watch him he is so funny.

  • @jenniferlancaster3655
    @jenniferlancaster3655 2 года назад +7

    I am so thankful that my children and I got to see him in Tulsa this year!!!

  • @CommodoreFloopjack78
    @CommodoreFloopjack78 2 года назад +4

    Walter is my hero.🤣👍

  • @jamesmclaren1893
    @jamesmclaren1893 2 года назад +7

    Jeff Dunham is a amazing person and so is walter

  • @phyllisgarber7997
    @phyllisgarber7997 Год назад +14

    I love love this guy jeff. I have watched everything possible that he has done and he has to be the greatest ventriloquist ever

  • @user-bk1ld8to7v
    @user-bk1ld8to7v 10 месяцев назад +2

    I'm actually waiting for Jeff to create Walter's wife😂

  • @jonathancarter4334
    @jonathancarter4334 3 года назад +10

    Man Jeff and Walter need a Netflix special!

  • @zentafergiefergie7044
    @zentafergiefergie7044 3 года назад +15

    I can watch him after a hard day at work and love it

  • @thomasleguilcher8319
    @thomasleguilcher8319 3 года назад +8

    Not even married. Walter gives the best advice

  • @arizonajohn4894
    @arizonajohn4894 Год назад +2

    This guy is the greatest

  • @johnalderman9899
    @johnalderman9899 2 года назад +10

    Love this guy I laugh everytime.

  • @chipblock2854
    @chipblock2854 3 года назад +12

    I believe Walter is Jeff's best character. I also believe he believes so too!

  • @georgemaster4225
    @georgemaster4225 2 года назад +4

    Walter All Over The Map is the most hilarious one!

  • @valerieostopoff2171
    @valerieostopoff2171 3 года назад +1

    He needs to create Walters wife

  • @jefffaulkner4576
    @jefffaulkner4576 3 года назад +11

    Jeff needs to have Walter and his wife up there at the same time.

    • @thomaskelley5180
      @thomaskelley5180 2 года назад +6

      You know, that would be an interesting conversation. I would love to see it.

  • @michaelgraham5934
    @michaelgraham5934 2 года назад +4

    Mr. Dunham, your material is FANTASTIC with all of your "friends".

  • @paulguzman1634
    @paulguzman1634 3 года назад +120

    Walter is a Scream! I have been watching Jeff Dunham's routines for years now as part of my daily humor fix and he is Truly a gifted comedian. These days as I get older and more cynical at times, I fear that I am becoming more and more like Walter! Is that a bad thing? I think Not! :)

    • @hans2406
      @hans2406 3 года назад +5

      It is called reality.

    • @johngullo9420
      @johngullo9420 3 года назад +9

      Just turned 65 today and I agree. The older I get the more sense Walter makes. 😀

    • @salihfreeman
      @salihfreeman 3 года назад +3

      Paul Guzman not bad at all .

    • @reddiz
      @reddiz 2 года назад +2

      Im 29 and im like walter

    • @mikefrost2404
      @mikefrost2404 2 года назад +2

      If you become old WITHOUT acting like walter, there's probably something wrong with you lol

  • @wendynadin3685
    @wendynadin3685 3 года назад +13

    I am a carer for 2 people and even though I love my job ,it does get stressful and watching Walter at the end of the day helps me to relax 👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @shelleykaplan8601
    @shelleykaplan8601 3 года назад +10

    Why don't Jeff make a wife for Walter so those two have a conversation together. It would be a riot

  • @suetaylor6949
    @suetaylor6949 2 года назад +13

    Love this guy, great jokes, I love Walter he’s the best 👍

  • @katrinawest5182
    @katrinawest5182 2 года назад +1

    "She's age like Milk!" funny

  • @poornimavijayagopalan7674
    @poornimavijayagopalan7674 3 года назад +3

    Superb

  • @alexkeating4238
    @alexkeating4238 3 года назад +13

    Who else watches Jeff after meltdowns😂😂😂

  • @Blue-God
    @Blue-God 3 года назад +3

    Talented guy

  • @rangavembar
    @rangavembar Год назад +1

    Absolute genius

  • @T_157-40
    @T_157-40 3 года назад +12

    Jeff you should have a doll of Walter’s wife so she can fairly defend herself vs Walter. That would be funny.

    • @LC-jw2cd
      @LC-jw2cd 3 года назад +2

      She would be so big that he would need 2 hands

  • @nancyvillarreal8578
    @nancyvillarreal8578 3 года назад +10

    He should make Walters wife...that would really be funny

  • @ameliawarfield5637
    @ameliawarfield5637 2 года назад +4

    Oh, my gosh!! Walter is so funny 🤣!! LoL 😆.

  • @desaraygreen9423
    @desaraygreen9423 Год назад +2

    I feel Walter’s pain…

  • @patriciasaenz4852
    @patriciasaenz4852 3 года назад +4

    Walter. Is so funny.

  • @jovaannyjah8145
    @jovaannyjah8145 3 года назад +21

    This man is on fire damn

  • @donnariggs4747
    @donnariggs4747 3 года назад +11

    🤣🤣🤣 oh this is so my dad 😭😭🤣🤣 expecialy welcome to Walmart git your s___ and git out

  • @swat1710
    @swat1710 11 месяцев назад +1

    Jeff is just a different level altogether

  • @Tincan53
    @Tincan53 3 года назад +11

    Jeff Dunham is the Johnny Carson of the ventriloquist world. No one comes close.

    • @Shadow-7773
      @Shadow-7773 9 месяцев назад

      Michael Winslow who makes sounds, Willie Tyler, are right up there and Michael Harrison

  • @jackiechan8256
    @jackiechan8256 2 года назад +4

    I always hear ppl complain about marriage I'm not married but I'm praying to God that I will find myself a good wife and we can grow old together 🙏

  • @jayrinehart8621
    @jayrinehart8621 3 года назад +1

    Like to see Walter and his wife "al-lah" Achmed and his son

  • @reddeath707
    @reddeath707 Год назад +2

    It's plesant to see all the respect for Jeff on all these clips. Grew up watching him here and there, but a lot of people I brought him up to were harsh on him.

  • @BrandonHardaker
    @BrandonHardaker Год назад +4

    Jeff is an awesome comedian! The characters he creates are spectacular and his jokes are funny as hell!

  • @miked6426
    @miked6426 Год назад +1

    Too funny. I needed this..

  • @cheryljames6343
    @cheryljames6343 3 года назад +2

    Very funny

  • @tomsheldrick2428
    @tomsheldrick2428 3 года назад +26

    I’ve seen this guy twice. BOTH show’s were GREAT

  • @chrisgriffith7633
    @chrisgriffith7633 4 года назад +18

    Always a favourite walter spot on

  • @TheAlamadis
    @TheAlamadis 3 года назад +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheCshea224
    @TheCshea224 3 года назад +18

    I love this guy, one of the best vantrilliquists ever.

  • @balajikondagari
    @balajikondagari Год назад +2

    Walter is the BEST! Always brings a smile to all peoples

  • @joesepulveda1824
    @joesepulveda1824 10 месяцев назад +2

    So darn Funny Walter!

  • @rosedeakins8796
    @rosedeakins8796 3 года назад +4

    Walter is my favorite ❤

  • @jc.264
    @jc.264 2 года назад +1

    1:00 that guy celebrating is gonna have a long car ride home

  • @ro3784
    @ro3784 2 года назад +2

    The best of best. But Fluffy & Walter would be neck and neck. "You run to the end of your chain and just bark." "Dam"

  • @kathyshelton9708
    @kathyshelton9708 2 года назад +2

    Always, for a good time!!!!

  • @timothyfoeks6446
    @timothyfoeks6446 3 года назад +3

    She aged like milk LMFAO !!!!