"Meet Achmed the Dead Terrorist" | Spark of Insanity | JEFF DUNHAM

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
  • Watch Jeff Dunham’s Scrooged Up Holiday Special NOW and all season long! www.amazon.com...
    Get to know Achmed, the Dead Terrorist, in this clip from my 2007 special "Spark of Insanity." Enjoy!
    Give the gift of laughter! Get your tickets to the JEFF DUNHAM: STILL NOT CANCELED tour NOW!!!: www.jeffdunham...
    Stream my brand new comedy special, “Jeff Dunham: Me The People” on Paramount+ NOW! www.paramountp...
    You can order the full special on DVD from my webstore!: bit.ly/dunhamstore
    Stream my comedy special, "Jeff Dunham: Beside Himself" on Netflix NOW! Woo hoo! smarturl.it/Bes...
    Stream my comedy special, "Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster" on Netflix! bit.ly/JeffDunh...
    Like me on Facebook: / jeffdunham
    Subscribe to my RUclips: bit.ly/Subscrib...
    Follow me on Twitter: / jeffdunham
    & Follow me on Instagram: / jeffdunham
    ~-~~-~~~-~~-~
    Click here to watch: "Introducing Achamedes! The Greek God of Keeler Love! | JEFF DUNHAM"
    • Introducing Achamedes!...
    ~-~~-~~~-~~-~

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @jeffdunham
    @jeffdunham  2 года назад +545

    Give the gift of laughter! Get your tickets to the JEFF DUNHAM: STILL NOT CANCELLED tour NOW!!!: www.jeffdunham.com/tours/

    • @Mo9ala7
      @Mo9ala7 2 года назад

      Stfu
      U think u can go around living happy life after insulting Islam and Muslims?
      You are wrong, you will know it soon!
      Keep an eye
      You don't even regret this, its been 7 years and u still didn't delete the video which offends 2 Billion people around the world!

    • @christiankedenburg5489
      @christiankedenburg5489 2 года назад +5

      ❤️

    • @bientiu6256
      @bientiu6256 2 года назад +3

      l

    • @elouiegautane7137
      @elouiegautane7137 Год назад

      Hahahahahahahahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jennifer4083
      @jennifer4083 Год назад +1

      ​@@christiankedenburg5489 of❤

  • @evanneal1039
    @evanneal1039 3 года назад +3104

    I love how in the beginning, Achmed's voice sounds legit menacing before getting higher as his insecurities started to show.

    • @AC-mp7cx
      @AC-mp7cx 3 года назад +7

      u should be ashamed

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 3 года назад +7

      @@CorrinsNohrianScum 😂😂😂

    • @pandaqueen813
      @pandaqueen813 2 года назад +33

      STOP TOUCHING MEEEE!

    • @ChrisAndCats
      @ChrisAndCats 2 года назад +4

      @@AC-mp7cx ? Who should be?

    • @EziixPked
      @EziixPked 2 года назад +1

      Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning

  • @aussieaction5307
    @aussieaction5307 5 лет назад +4828

    When he says I kill you, he sounds like he’s about to cry

  • @claraschubert8327
    @claraschubert8327 5 лет назад +8422

    Our teacher showed us this video, because he was a little bit disappointed as nobody answered “I kill you“ when he said “SILENCE“ during a german lesson

  • @AlanPaul-o6h
    @AlanPaul-o6h Год назад +60

    The eyebrows, the eyes, all the deft movements and timing!
    So awesome!
    Sooooo easy to forgett that jeff is doing anything at all!!

  • @ajheath9094
    @ajheath9094 4 года назад +4001

    It’s cool how he was able to throw, and change, his voice from Achmed to Walter.

    • @kerryedavis
      @kerryedavis 4 года назад +56

      That might be detectable if you're up close, but not in a stage show, and certainly not on youtube.

    • @SesameCake
      @SesameCake 4 года назад +30

      Oscar worthy acting.

    • @TheAntHar1
      @TheAntHar1 4 года назад +20

      That is the art!

    • @nightfire-qx6my
      @nightfire-qx6my 3 года назад +43

      And makes it sound slightly muffled. Great ventriloquist

    • @samschmit7181
      @samschmit7181 3 года назад +9

      Man, I'm so jelly! (That's a slang term for jealous.)

  • @disturbedpyro4511
    @disturbedpyro4511 5 лет назад +2896

    "STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEE"!! 😂😂😂

  • @MegaTamer111
    @MegaTamer111 8 лет назад +4807

    been several years and it's still as funny as the first time

    • @jimd1783
      @jimd1783 8 лет назад +3

      nope no song

    • @imanerd7360
      @imanerd7360 8 лет назад +4

      GameBros Ⓡ same

    • @niggasbetripping481
      @niggasbetripping481 8 лет назад +11

      GameBros Ⓡ this was funny af Back in the Days but now All I See is a Big audience bein brainwashed on what to thibk about the middle East... more than 50% of the stuff bein Said here is Not true... let alone what the politicians say

    • @bcanaloglu
      @bcanaloglu 8 лет назад +7

      f.ck you !! I live in middle east and all of them are true !!

    • @liiahornah431
      @liiahornah431 8 лет назад +1

      .

  • @paulhaugen1341
    @paulhaugen1341 Год назад +440

    Jeff Dunham has the ability to make you believe his puppets are real and alive. Such talent!

    • @RSMR7.
      @RSMR7. 4 месяца назад +1

      Exactly, very talented 😮

    • @Milutin-y7j
      @Milutin-y7j Месяц назад

      Pa I žive su

  • @100DaysExile
    @100DaysExile 2 года назад +649

    This has to be the greatest ventriloquist acts of all time. The mixture of humour and dark comedy combined with the expressions of *Achmed* is so entertaining. This puppet has all sorts of facial movement that only a human and animated cartoon can have. Marvellous job my Dunham.

    • @LForULmao
      @LForULmao 2 года назад +5

      It was really funny

    • @KaluchYT2678
      @KaluchYT2678 2 года назад

      Why thank you ♥️ kindly message me on telegram for your giveaway prize 🎁🎁🎁

    • @beccabbea2511
      @beccabbea2511 Год назад +9

      I keep asking myself 'how on earth can a skeleton be so expressive?' Between the laughter that is. A video of Achmed every day is the perfect antidote for any blues.

    • @richard40x
      @richard40x 10 месяцев назад +5

      He also has one of the best comedy tag lines ever invented "Silence, I keeel you". Every time I hear that line, it totally cracks me up. Its as good as Rodney Dangerfields fav line "I dont get no respect".

    • @JuanJoseReyes-wg1ck
      @JuanJoseReyes-wg1ck 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yes Indeed he is

  • @jakebitler9897
    @jakebitler9897 4 года назад +5628

    Sometimes I forget he’s talking to himself

  • @connorclemmons8698
    @connorclemmons8698 5 лет назад +2962

    And to think this little doll truly skyrocketed Jeff’s career...

    • @shelbehave2780
      @shelbehave2780 5 лет назад +22

      Ohhhhh noooooooo

    • @beespeas9935
      @beespeas9935 4 года назад +31

      I think it was walter or Bubba J maybe Peanut

    • @bulicabritto3162
      @bulicabritto3162 4 года назад +5

      @@beespeas9935 )

    • @mcdonaldthyrniang4300
      @mcdonaldthyrniang4300 4 года назад +78

      @@beespeas9935 definitely Ahmed bro. Happened with me I started due to Ahmed

    • @Heavenly-Drakian
      @Heavenly-Drakian 4 года назад +69

      @@beespeas9935 he had a good career with walter, Bubba J and Peanut but when he made achmed, his popularity exploded because it honestly is his best puppet

  • @arizonaranger527
    @arizonaranger527 Год назад +187

    Pure gold when it came out ,had my grandma who was in her 70s in tears of laughter

  • @kellyluvsya121
    @kellyluvsya121 7 лет назад +8961

    Once when I was in sixth grade our science teacher was so mad at us he just yelled "SILENCE" and the guy behind me whispered "I keel you." Yeah we got in a lot more trouble for laughing 😂😂

  • @tomski787
    @tomski787 9 лет назад +3227

    I've watched this several times. Maybe I'm just easily amused, but I still laugh every time. Especially at that high-pitched "I keel you!"

    • @pradeepkandel1244
      @pradeepkandel1244 9 лет назад +38

      you're not alone mate

    • @VKDM8687
      @VKDM8687 9 лет назад +18

      +Tom Foyle Definitely not alone dude

    • @nomoremaybes
      @nomoremaybes 9 лет назад +17

      +Tom Foyle you clearly are easily amused, this is the furthest thing from comedy there possibly is.

    • @tomski787
      @tomski787 9 лет назад +31

      +nomoremaybes
      You, on the other hand, are clearly a humourless person who wouldn't recognise comedy if someone slapped you in the face with a dead fish...

    • @treshydbhweirdo1054
      @treshydbhweirdo1054 9 лет назад +15

      +Tom Foyle this is amazingly amusing especially the "Fleash wound" and "What happend to my feet!?, son of a beach!"

  • @6ated491
    @6ated491 6 лет назад +3337

    "Silence, i kill you!" That part always makes me laugh

  • @Hebarchan
    @Hebarchan Год назад +106

    I still think this is the best Achmed performance he’s ever done.

  • @hetaes
    @hetaes 6 лет назад +14349

    Strangely, he's immensely popular in Saudi Arabia. The Arabs have a sense of humor. That's great.

    • @peachout6227
      @peachout6227 5 лет назад +619

      i know that after watching Mr Fluffy =))))))

    • @thefuckisjustiny.1609
      @thefuckisjustiny.1609 5 лет назад +56

      hetaes we do lmao

    • @juphouse1965
      @juphouse1965 5 лет назад +33

      a kid from mason ohio is being treaten

    • @janpietervonk1016
      @janpietervonk1016 5 лет назад +332

      Of course good muslims will see the humor in it...... They also hate suïcide bombers so??? What should be the problem?? I am a Christian but work a lot with muslims. I donnt have problems with them. There are more White "so called Christina " i have more problems with. Because they think Black and White. 😉

    • @AWlpsSHOW36
      @AWlpsSHOW36 5 лет назад +212

      That's great! It's so annoying how the ones that are 'offended' are not even in that group.
      They need to bring the full version back. Political Correctness is so dumb!

  • @asmerX100
    @asmerX100 3 года назад +2189

    the ability to make a muffled sound of walter inside the box is just pure genius

    • @BrocktonLazarus3397
      @BrocktonLazarus3397 3 года назад +8

      😄

    • @rodriguez6266
      @rodriguez6266 3 года назад +5

      Bro whatever.

    • @Cosmic_Bald-e
      @Cosmic_Bald-e 2 года назад +4

      Walthu walter 🚬

    • @EziixPked
      @EziixPked 2 года назад +1

      Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning

    • @Nurse66
      @Nurse66 Год назад +6

      It’s a tape recorder… in a small box…on a stick!!!😂😂😂

  • @JorgeLeitner
    @JorgeLeitner 5 лет назад +1865

    I haven't watched this in years, just remembered this sketch randomly this morning, hahaha.

    • @paulaewen5503
      @paulaewen5503 4 года назад +8

      Achmed is the best
      Walter also. Feels so good to laugh. Thankyou

    • @bpneuma
      @bpneuma 4 года назад +3

      me too!!

    • @ayhamshaheed7740
      @ayhamshaheed7740 4 года назад

      Yeah same lol

    • @chaneykane3828
      @chaneykane3828 4 года назад +2

      Omg that’s exactly me. I just woke up and thought of it after like 10 years 😂

    • @elite943able
      @elite943able 4 года назад

      ME TOO!

  • @thetriggerhappypwner
    @thetriggerhappypwner Год назад +35

    3:04 - "You idiot, you dont have an ass!" That was the point where I spat out a mouthful of tea!!! Hilarious!

    • @isaacblanco160
      @isaacblanco160 9 месяцев назад +3

      You were already taking a sip before he said that.😂

    • @freshprince374
      @freshprince374 5 месяцев назад +2

      Damn!

  • @Glennmedicall
    @Glennmedicall 2 года назад +1345

    Seven years later and it’s still hilarious! Truly timeless!

  • @vinicius131
    @vinicius131 6 лет назад +3528

    Oh my, eleven years later, i notice that achmed has a beard!

  • @allin2815
    @allin2815 2 года назад +1265

    The "silence,I kill you" really gets me cracking like crazy.......😂😂

    • @PANDA_SPEAKS101
      @PANDA_SPEAKS101 2 года назад +1

      i keel u

    • @allin2815
      @allin2815 2 года назад +3

      @@PANDA_SPEAKS101 Silence 😂😂😂😂

    • @EziixPked
      @EziixPked 2 года назад +4

      Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning

    • @jayddt4183
      @jayddt4183 2 года назад +2

      You must be easily pleased…

    • @MicroageHD
      @MicroageHD 2 года назад +1

      Way back when, when I was in school here in germany, we would always shout out "silence, I kill you" in class as loud as we could :D

  • @alexpro60798
    @alexpro60798 Год назад +128

    “Silence I kill you” gets me every time 😂

  • @rihannajoiner9837
    @rihannajoiner9837 4 года назад +636

    Jeff: but your all bone
    Achmed: It's a FLESH wound
    🤣I can not

    • @jdanoob8468
      @jdanoob8468 3 года назад +4

      yesh

    • @arwua
      @arwua 3 года назад +4

      Wich is more of a Monthe Python joke 😅

    • @ElGringoLatscho
      @ElGringoLatscho 3 года назад +3

      @@arwua well that‘s just the reference

    • @leomccarron9621
      @leomccarron9621 3 года назад

      Monthe Python

  • @stratospherestudios5374
    @stratospherestudios5374 4 года назад +455

    "But you're all bone."
    "Just a flesh wound."
    Achmed, The Black Knight

    • @Morningstar91939
      @Morningstar91939 3 года назад +17

      Achmed: Tis but a scratch.
      Me: A scratch?! Look at you, you’ve got no skin left!

    • @DALEKCHANNELYT
      @DALEKCHANNELYT 3 года назад +10

      @@Morningstar91939 it's a flesh wound

    • @ravenmoon5111
      @ravenmoon5111 3 года назад +1

      I'll have your leg!

    • @mr.classicragememerook96
      @mr.classicragememerook96 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Morningstar91939Just a flesh wound. >:)

  • @VickyP-kp8uz
    @VickyP-kp8uz Год назад +36

    I love Walter "you idiot, you don't have an ass" 😂😂😂😂

  • @LynnAlexandria
    @LynnAlexandria 7 лет назад +376

    This never gets old. Think I've watched this a hundred times.

    • @lilocole9465
      @lilocole9465 7 лет назад +1

      Omg ikr it s just so awesome.

    • @kl9996
      @kl9996 7 лет назад +1

      How about you watch “Lowkey-Ahmed”

    • @ishratmalik8657
      @ishratmalik8657 7 лет назад +1

      Lynn-Alexandria Springer McKendrick me 2

    • @walterinc397
      @walterinc397 7 лет назад +1

      Me too

    • @carreviewer6345
      @carreviewer6345 Год назад +1

      My favorite part is god dammit oh I mean allah dammit

  • @notnow4285
    @notnow4285 3 года назад +599

    “ᴵ ᵏᶦˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ”

    • @wldgamez1960
      @wldgamez1960 3 года назад +17

      1:41

    • @nnaline2735
      @nnaline2735 3 года назад +2

      You have to read about islam and im proud to be muslim

    • @notnow4285
      @notnow4285 3 года назад +1

      @@nnaline2735 I'm not saying it in a mean way

    • @Turbo_G.T.Blackwing63
      @Turbo_G.T.Blackwing63 3 года назад +3

      WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY FEET?!?!?!?!

    • @notnow4285
      @notnow4285 3 года назад +2

      @@Turbo_G.T.Blackwing63 STOP TOUCHING MEEE

  • @lukeskywalker1840
    @lukeskywalker1840 9 лет назад +584

    Never gets old does it???!!!!!

    • @MrTheil
      @MrTheil 9 лет назад +1

      nope

    • @lovigne100
      @lovigne100 8 лет назад +1

      yeah never gets old

    • @MrLegija84
      @MrLegija84 8 лет назад +2

      Nope...5 yrs ago and still funny as hell....especially now with ISIS

    • @lukeskywalker1840
      @lukeskywalker1840 8 лет назад +2

      +Night Raven Maybe even more so now

    • @MrLegija84
      @MrLegija84 8 лет назад +5

      Dana H Whenever I see ISIS in the news I see Achmed :)

  • @EastStoneGamesTV
    @EastStoneGamesTV 5 месяцев назад +74

    Anyone still watching in 2024 🙌🏻

  • @sabertx3273
    @sabertx3273 4 года назад +730

    The thing I love about Achmed is his ability to show his emotions through his face even though it's a skull.

    • @bluntlyhonest6803
      @bluntlyhonest6803 2 года назад +18

      Eyes and eyebrows give that abilitt

    • @lauramaccready7709
      @lauramaccready7709 2 года назад +11

      It's a flesh wound! 😂

    • @akIndia10
      @akIndia10 2 года назад +8

      @@lauramaccready7709 Silence 🔕...

    • @sabertx3273
      @sabertx3273 2 года назад +1

      @@akIndia10 as much as i would love to say a certain quote, i dont want to get banned

    • @KaluchYT2678
      @KaluchYT2678 2 года назад

      Why thank you ♥️ kindly message me on telegram for your giveaway prize 🎁🎁🎁

  • @daeb0780
    @daeb0780 6 лет назад +846

    "IS A FLESH WOUND" IM WEAK LMAO

  • @allanmoral3867
    @allanmoral3867 2 года назад +600

    Achmed just kills it each time I watch him.🤣

    • @patrickkarroum5299
      @patrickkarroum5299 2 года назад +9

      oh yeah he does

    • @EziixPked
      @EziixPked 2 года назад +3

      Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning

    • @kkunalkamthan1530
      @kkunalkamthan1530 2 года назад +2

      He really dose

    • @ildart8738
      @ildart8738 2 года назад

      He is a terrorist, that's kind of his duty to kill you.

    • @Sirenzzzz
      @Sirenzzzz Год назад +1

      Literally kills it

  • @hughjanus2
    @hughjanus2 Год назад +44

    16 years later and this is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever watched

  • @tacobobthecat
    @tacobobthecat 4 года назад +2284

    Ever notice how jeff's arm moves achmed's head? It seems suspicious. Kinda like jeff is controling achmed. i dont know its just a theory

    • @angelgirl0948
      @angelgirl0948 4 года назад +202

      hmm maybe he’s just helping him since he’s a skeleton

    • @tacobobthecat
      @tacobobthecat 4 года назад +74

      @@angelgirl0948 oh yea thats possible too

    • @angelgirl0948
      @angelgirl0948 4 года назад +17

      XD

    • @unidentifiedobject6913
      @unidentifiedobject6913 4 года назад +19

      HOLY CRAP

    • @ghstbug
      @ghstbug 4 года назад +34

      He's holding his neck so he won't get stuck inside his own body.

  • @beggajul4793
    @beggajul4793 6 лет назад +351

    Jeff:do u spell it?
    Acmed: what?
    Jeff: how do u spell ur name?
    Acmed: oh let’s see, a,c, flem
    😂😂😂😂

    • @SpeccyMan
      @SpeccyMan 5 лет назад +15

      er, that's phlegm!

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code 5 лет назад +1

      @@SpeccyMan to be fair, until I was like 19, I didn't realize it was spelled with a PH either, never mind a silent G. Who even thought that was a good spelling for the word, anyway?

    • @Rajamarzuki
      @Rajamarzuki Месяц назад

      No, no, no. It’s Flemkch.

  • @peggyrider2364
    @peggyrider2364 4 года назад +669

    He gets me every time with "Issa flesh wound."
    😂

  • @jonahking4832
    @jonahking4832 Месяц назад +124

    Anyone here in 2025

  • @lakeitron
    @lakeitron 7 лет назад +368

    Achmed's expressions look the realest out of all the puppets lmao

  • @Narikvp
    @Narikvp 5 лет назад +148

    The first and second time he says “silence! I kill you!” are the best lines, except for his “holy crap!” realization. That steals the show.

  • @aniricward9211
    @aniricward9211 4 года назад +929

    THIS DOESN'T GET OLD.

  • @alexthephotographer9314
    @alexthephotographer9314 Год назад +27

    0:13, “A terrifying…… *Whispers* terrorist.” 🤣🤣

  • @kimadams6489
    @kimadams6489 5 лет назад +390

    To be a ventriloquist and be able to do so many different voices is amazing . Love it

    • @AC-mp7cx
      @AC-mp7cx 3 года назад

      ur vile

    • @KaluchYT2678
      @KaluchYT2678 2 года назад

      Why thank you ♥️ kindly message me on telegram for your giveaway prize 🎁🎁🎁

  • @-Lei.Obv-
    @-Lei.Obv- 5 лет назад +409

    “Stop touching MEEEEEEEEEE!”

    • @thegamingcat1524
      @thegamingcat1524 4 года назад +10

      *Looks at audience looks back at you* I KEEL YOU!

    • @sarahwatkins4520
      @sarahwatkins4520 4 года назад +7

      I always crack up really bad when he says that 🤣

    • @Nobody-ks2fd
      @Nobody-ks2fd 3 года назад +4

      Achmed:stop touching MEEEE!!!
      9 second of silence of achmed
      Achmed:I KEEL YOU!
      Meh:WTF🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
      @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 9 месяцев назад

      2:44 🤣🤣🤣

  • @leroybaxter4045
    @leroybaxter4045 6 лет назад +1709

    SILENCE I KEEL YOU
    Edit: XDDDDDDDDD

    • @inlydiad9138
      @inlydiad9138 5 лет назад +15

      I went to a Jeff Dunham show last night and he made a new thing “silence I touch you” and he kept saying it, it was quite funny

    • @darkvoid8263
      @darkvoid8263 5 лет назад +7

      @@zjoskesel890 it's a joke

    • @peytonvlogss
      @peytonvlogss 5 лет назад +1

      @Zjoske Sel its a joke

    • @notme5501
      @notme5501 5 лет назад +2

      Lol xd

    • @reddoesthings6225
      @reddoesthings6225 5 лет назад +1

      STOP TOUCHING ME

  • @PalashTiwari-w8q
    @PalashTiwari-w8q Месяц назад +4

    Me and my friend used to watch this video and laugh many years back. He died back in 2016 and I am watching this today after a very long time (it's Dec 2024) sitting nostalgic as how we laughed our ass off watching this. Thank you so much for the wonderful memories, Jeff!! 🙌🏻

  • @stefanogrisendi1048
    @stefanogrisendi1048 6 лет назад +4710

    someone still here 2019? 🤔

  • @valerierae76
    @valerierae76 2 года назад +128

    My history teacher played this, not for anything history related though. He asked us randomly if we knew Jeff Dunham and most of our class - 8th grade - didn’t know so he played a couple videos of Achmed and we had a blast. We forgot it was supposed to be a class and just enjoyed jokes and riddles. We miss him very much 😞 Sometimes, my old classmates would say SILENCE or I keel you to remember the times with him.

    • @KaluchYT2678
      @KaluchYT2678 2 года назад

      Why thank you ♥️ kindly message me on telegram for your giveaway prize 🎁🎁🎁

  • @cassandrasummer5362
    @cassandrasummer5362 6 лет назад +629

    This day my class was so annoying that I shouted "Silence!" and my friend shouted "I kill you!" back. We needed to explain and well we ended the lesson watching this😂

  • @Jolly_juice99
    @Jolly_juice99 9 месяцев назад +10

    1:23 “How do you spell it?”
    “WUT??!” 😂

  • @notrowleyjefferson1951
    @notrowleyjefferson1951 5 лет назад +1481

    Jeff Dunham is the number one comedian in all of the Middle East. Ironic isn’t it?

    • @jessep1257
      @jessep1257 5 лет назад +40

      @Catherine Hazur Israel is in the middle east...

    • @bassmaster117
      @bassmaster117 4 года назад +23

      Mr.Fluffy told me that too

    • @heydaddy4415
      @heydaddy4415 4 года назад +15

      No he isn't the majority of the middle east don't even know him

    • @the-nomad-show
      @the-nomad-show 4 года назад +7

      @@bassmaster117 I came here from Fluffy 😅

    • @benardneza7714
      @benardneza7714 4 года назад

      he has perfectly displayed their stigma in a funny way

  • @AndersonNeo12
    @AndersonNeo12 3 года назад +67

    Ahmed at a BBQ.
    "so Ahmed.. what do you think of the meat?“
    “Silence! I'll grill you!"

    • @AndersonNeo12
      @AndersonNeo12 3 года назад

      @@gordonrossier7897 🤗 Ty. Would be funny to see, "hear" that in a video, cause meat now a, days it grills so, fast

    • @matheustelles2116
      @matheustelles2116 3 года назад

      That was actually Funnier than the show

    • @AndersonNeo12
      @AndersonNeo12 3 года назад

      @@matheustelles2116 maybe Jeff reads the comments and impliments in a show: "Jeff & Friends at a BBQ". Would be awesome to have a szene with Jeff, Ahmed, Walter at a Picknick 😊

    • @rickyronny4019
      @rickyronny4019 3 месяца назад

      @@AndersonNeo12😂😂😂

  • @RykerRider46
    @RykerRider46 7 лет назад +455

    "Stop touching me!!!!" 😂😂

  • @nenblom
    @nenblom Месяц назад +2

    ACHMED’S expressions are AWESOME!! 😂😂

  • @cynthiasn6435
    @cynthiasn6435 2 года назад +369

    That never gets old. I still laugh my heart out

    • @EziixPked
      @EziixPked 2 года назад

      Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning

    • @darwinbaquero9591
      @darwinbaquero9591 2 года назад

      Im a new follower achmed

    • @deb1544
      @deb1544 2 года назад

      This so called comedian is a creep playing with puppets and making stupid so called jokes, luckily I only seen a bit of his terrorist act. He has no talent as you can even see his lips move what a load of crap he is.

  • @afifzahiruddinrohaizan52
    @afifzahiruddinrohaizan52 4 года назад +658

    Achmed is one of my favourites for his psychotic, temper trigger and Arabian accent and mannerism. As a Muslim myself I can relate and understand this very well.

    • @Nawa11YT
      @Nawa11YT 3 года назад +21

      His accent is as Arabian as it is polish

    • @Nawa11YT
      @Nawa11YT 3 года назад

      @Rodney Smart ??

    • @finallyinnerpeace8043
      @finallyinnerpeace8043 3 года назад +2

      Isn't this racist portraying Arabs as terrorists??!

    • @Nawa11YT
      @Nawa11YT 3 года назад +3

      @@finallyinnerpeace8043 it is. But no one cares.

    • @kuusoukikuo-8558
      @kuusoukikuo-8558 3 года назад +3

      @@finallyinnerpeace8043 it is, but racism against arabs and muslims is so normalised these days .

  • @SuperSoldier26
    @SuperSoldier26 4 года назад +80

    3:02-3:07 WHOOAAAAA!! That was really good

  • @carolinegarlington
    @carolinegarlington Год назад +7

    “Goddamit... Oh, oh i mean Allahdammit” 🤣 DEAD!

  • @alanabegg196
    @alanabegg196 4 года назад +246

    This never get old lol it still makes me laugh. "is that Walter.... He scares the crap out of me "

    • @AC-mp7cx
      @AC-mp7cx 3 года назад

      ur vile

    • @KaluchYT2678
      @KaluchYT2678 2 года назад

      Why thank you ♥️ kindly message me on telegram for your giveaway prize 🎁🎁🎁

  • @lt.spartanbeast861
    @lt.spartanbeast861 8 лет назад +593

    "What the hell happened to my feet"?

  • @SamsungTab-om5eq
    @SamsungTab-om5eq Год назад +54

    Achmed: "I will not move my ass!"
    A few seconds later...
    Walter: "You idiot! You don't have an ass!"
    😂

    • @sooners2037
      @sooners2037 Год назад +5

      Is that Walter?
      Yes.
      He scared the crap out of me

  • @ZombieQueen819
    @ZombieQueen819 11 месяцев назад +3

    Achmed ,, there’s nothing worse then a Walter fart 💨 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @greenlee7smythe
    @greenlee7smythe 5 лет назад +363

    “I NEED SOME LIGAMENTS!” Lmao 😂

    • @bigh7136
      @bigh7136 5 лет назад +3

      greenlee7smythe wait something is backwards holy crap.

    • @acrowolf7408
      @acrowolf7408 5 лет назад

      LoL

    • @oldman8996
      @oldman8996 4 года назад

      280th like

  • @noural-khaledy7470
    @noural-khaledy7470 5 лет назад +742

    He’s very famous to arabs... we love him. He’s hilarious.

    • @ameen.m9675
      @ameen.m9675 4 года назад +5

      @@mariallm3852 Ahkhmad ?

    • @noural-khaledy7470
      @noural-khaledy7470 4 года назад +36

      Maria Llm you could make fun of anyone named Ahmed. If I call my cousin Ahmed stupid, that doesn’t mean I’m calling the prophet bad things. It’s a puppet.

    • @mohammadalkhodari6945
      @mohammadalkhodari6945 4 года назад +9

      @@noural-khaledy7470 I agree. But this has some limits. Because when he said go damnit and then corrected himself to Allah damnit. That... That was racist.

    • @noural-khaledy7470
      @noural-khaledy7470 4 года назад +22

      Maria Llm I’m Arab and Muslim and it’s true many Muslims find his jokes funny. I can totally understand where you’re coming from now thank you :)

    • @rempireal
      @rempireal 4 года назад +30

      @@mariallm3852 its just a joke. If you continue taking this seriously just move your arse somewhere else, ur ruining the vibe y know

  • @sanstheskeleton5378
    @sanstheskeleton5378 8 лет назад +268

    2:34 "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    😂😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😀😁

  • @TECH2SHARE
    @TECH2SHARE 3 месяца назад +160

    whos watchin in 2024

  • @pretzellstixx240
    @pretzellstixx240 8 лет назад +447

    Jeff Dunham is the #1 comedian in Saudi Arabia.

  • @markmacneil8816
    @markmacneil8816 5 лет назад +153

    I love how he says “Good evening” in that deep, dramatic voice at the start.

    • @kodiibearv
      @kodiibearv 5 лет назад +1

      Ben Dallas trying to trick us into thinking he was threatening 😆

  • @carliannchidester2219
    @carliannchidester2219 3 года назад +169

    Achmed is one of my favorites. I especially love his famous lines "Greetings infidels" and "Silence I kill you...Silence I KILL YOU...Stop touching meeeee...I KILL YOOOOUUU". Jeff Dunham knows how to make people better with a good laugh. Jeff Dunham is #1!!!!

    • @oxfanblink4115
      @oxfanblink4115 2 года назад +2

      Also his reaction to his feet being backwards 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @danielekaputra
      @danielekaputra Год назад +3

      And when he appeared in Saudi, he said "Greetings infid... Oh, hello folks" 😂😂😂

  • @AndySandyBe
    @AndySandyBe Год назад +8

    I love this guy. So talented, funny

  • @aspenfaye
    @aspenfaye 8 лет назад +729

    I'm just now noticing his beard.

  • @christianraphael3521
    @christianraphael3521 4 года назад +288

    I saw this when I was high school on a friend's phone
    Now I'm a University Graduate
    Legendary

    • @luuchoo93
      @luuchoo93 4 года назад +5

      Same. I just found an old pic of me in New York with an Achmed plush in the background and I came here to rewatch this video..

    • @es8428
      @es8428 3 года назад +2

      Same, my english teacher back at that time showed me this video like 4-5 years ago. I watch it every year like once. It became like a tradition, just to remember how far i’ve got.

    • @kaladappanimi4269
      @kaladappanimi4269 3 года назад +1

      Same as me..

    • @etluxintenebris
      @etluxintenebris 3 года назад

      time flies, huh... it's sad and also beautiful how ephemeral we are

  • @Netsaver
    @Netsaver 10 месяцев назад +5

    I just love how he just goes on and on as Jeff fails to put his feet back.
    "Son of a bitch- what the hell!? Ohwaitaminutewhatthellwhatareyoudoingwhatthestopitwhatthewhatareyoudoing... STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEEE!!!"

  • @craigharris7808
    @craigharris7808 5 лет назад +86

    I’m still amazed at how he threw Walter’s voice from the suitcase whilst reacting as Achmed and reacting as Jeff

    • @KaluchYT2678
      @KaluchYT2678 2 года назад

      Why thank you ♥️ kindly message me on telegram for your giveaway prize 🎁🎁🎁

  • @Weirdchicken04
    @Weirdchicken04 8 лет назад +44

    I just love it when Achmed says:
    "Silence! I kill you!"
    And then he looks at a person in the audience with his eyebrows raised, looks away, looks back again.

    • @briannamallen80
      @briannamallen80 Год назад

      Someone better put that clip with vine booms anytime he does that

  • @luvvy69
    @luvvy69 6 лет назад +1658

    sometimes i forget it is a puppet😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Omg thanx for all the likes

    • @DanielSilva-jy9gd
      @DanielSilva-jy9gd 5 лет назад +8

      Well. Jeff hand is controlling achmed

    • @O.LEO.N
      @O.LEO.N 5 лет назад +4

      Such a good comment, yet ruined by a stupid edit!

    • @rickjames547
      @rickjames547 5 лет назад +1

      Daniel Silva I forget its Jeff all the time! It’s like a trick being played on my mind!😂😂😂this stuff is so great Jeff Dunham is the best!!!

    • @JoeJoe-wp1vv
      @JoeJoe-wp1vv 5 лет назад +1

      Watch this high AF

    • @Lost9am-5pm
      @Lost9am-5pm 5 лет назад +2

      No thank you for not putting edit when u have already edited your comment

  • @M4RCM0NT31R0
    @M4RCM0NT31R0 Месяц назад +2

    0:47 , 1:10 , 1:39 , 2:16 “ *SILENCE!!!* i KEEL u”
    2:34 “ *STOP TOUCHING ME!!!* “
    2:43 “I *KEEL* U!!”

  • @joeycon5931
    @joeycon5931 5 лет назад +444

    Your all bone
    It’s a flesh wound

  • @anniemela5265
    @anniemela5265 4 года назад +30

    2:43 when my classmate were trying to get my pen
    😂😂😂

  • @charlotterivera-mx1lg
    @charlotterivera-mx1lg Год назад +5

    Jeff Dunham and all his characters are so funny 😂😂😂 just love them.

  • @SadhguruAnd
    @SadhguruAnd 5 лет назад +1237

    Totally loved the slap on Heavens and Virgins 😂👏👏

    • @user-jq8qw1mp6u
      @user-jq8qw1mp6u 4 года назад +7

      Yezzz ! 🤣😆😂

    • @AhmedGamal-ui4gs
      @AhmedGamal-ui4gs 3 года назад +26

      @@user-jq8qw1mp6u You have every right to mock our religion, our customs, our culture, our history, and even our names, but the mistake is not yours.
      The mistake is for those who have distorted the image of Islam and Muslims in the world
      The mistake is for those who spread the Bedouin Arab customs and the culture of beards, robes, niqabs and hijabs in the name of Islam
      The mistake is for those who blow himself up in the name of Islam
      The mistake is on those who spread myths in the name of Islam and make people believe that God in Islam promises criminals to marry a virgin in heaven
      Islamic nation suffers from a guilt complex, and this is because of the hadiths, stories and myths attributed to the Messenger since the era of the Abbasid state who portrayed for us the god is fickle-tempered hate women, hating people and trolling them with mistakes.
      Thousands of false hadiths were attributed to the Messenger, in order to subdue Muslims to the ruler and keep them weak, divided, and warring, in order to easily rule them with a policy of divide and rule
      In ancient times we suffered from the oppression of the Persians and the Romans, in the Middle Ages, from the oppression of the Crusades, and in modern times with wars, occupation and tyrannical regimes.
      Only death, enslavement, occupation and tyranny, and now we are called terrorists, and our names have become a title for terrorism and murder, even though we are more peoples Persecuted

    • @MilitaristTurkcu
      @MilitaristTurkcu 3 года назад +5

      @@AhmedGamal-ui4gs agreed the media is just a brainwashing platform

    • @dedeadam9698
      @dedeadam9698 3 года назад +1

      Did we ask

    • @MilitaristTurkcu
      @MilitaristTurkcu 3 года назад +3

      @@marsponce3370 then don't read it maybe , did you learn respect from your parents you arrogant dirtbag??

  • @shubhrojit_
    @shubhrojit_ 3 года назад +58

    Loud noises inside the classroom!
    Teacher: "Silence"
    Me: "I keel you"
    Whole class broke down into uncontrollable laughter! 🤣

  • @wannysams1523
    @wannysams1523 8 лет назад +777

    One of my favorite.
    Good job.
    I'm a Muslim & I don't get offended by it. Instead, i'm loving it!
    On a side note: If you like to take things personally, then you should stop watching this kind of videos.
    Go and read a book

    • @its_a_poncho
      @its_a_poncho 8 лет назад +21

      i praise you

    • @tjasse010
      @tjasse010 8 лет назад +42

      Thank you! After reading 10.000 comments of butthurt Muslims complaining about this, it's good to see someone that can actually take a joke..

    • @howayedahowayeda7253
      @howayedahowayeda7253 8 лет назад +8

      +West Ham ICF me too , is just funny !

    • @mooseshadows2000
      @mooseshadows2000 8 лет назад +27

      I'm Muslim to and I love this

    • @tjasse010
      @tjasse010 8 лет назад +5

      +Disturbedgaming Then in my book, you're awesome

  • @fw.chris219
    @fw.chris219 Год назад +7

    LOL the part when it said “God Dammit, OH OH I mean uh, Allah Dammit. 😂 what a joke bro IMAO

  • @zoiehotaling1598
    @zoiehotaling1598 6 лет назад +775

    "I NEED SOME LIGAMENTS"😂😂😂😂IM DEAD

  • @michaelrussell3890
    @michaelrussell3890 8 лет назад +56

    If this is paradise, I've been screwed!

  • @Cyberbrickmaster1986
    @Cyberbrickmaster1986 Год назад +23

    The voice crack when he says his catchphrase is what kills it every time!

  • @lachithavithanage9994
    @lachithavithanage9994 3 месяца назад +3

    That "son of a bitch" got me rolling on the floor🤣🤣 2:26

  • @jaygonzalez8309
    @jaygonzalez8309 7 лет назад +142

    2:19 Does NO ONE else notice that that entire part with the leg was improvised. Quick thinking on Jeff's part.

    • @Prognosis95
      @Prognosis95 7 лет назад +10

      Jay Gonzalez yeah it very good it's funny though xD

    • @rubyfyre9601
      @rubyfyre9601 6 лет назад +6

      He pressed a button! (I think)

    • @halleys.comett
      @halleys.comett 6 лет назад +4

      Ruby Castillo no, its all spark of the moment

    • @anil3315
      @anil3315 6 лет назад +22

      Jeff is very good at improvising with his puppets, but there is an early version of achmed where he does the same thing. So this part wasn't improvised at all.

    • @robinking1601
      @robinking1601 6 лет назад +6

      If you watch closely he grabs the puppets leg and moves it forward. It was part of the act.

  • @LonePhantom756
    @LonePhantom756 4 года назад +97

    4:10 "Are you my virgins?"
    ...
    "I hope not."

  • @jumar322
    @jumar322 3 года назад +340

    Can't stop laughing. He's the best ventriloquist ever.

    • @tormap999
      @tormap999 2 года назад

      Paul Zerdin is better

    • @bwolos
      @bwolos 2 года назад +4

      Paul is not better.

    • @gills6506
      @gills6506 2 года назад

      Nina Conti is better :)

    • @KaluchYT2678
      @KaluchYT2678 2 года назад

      Why thank you ♥️ kindly message me on telegram for your giveaway prize 🎁🎁🎁

    • @王子-x2f
      @王子-x2f Год назад

      腹語術

  • @hcn6708
    @hcn6708 5 месяцев назад +9

    How did people find that funny? 9/11 man, the casualties were 3000 lives and 300 million brains

    • @InfamousTub
      @InfamousTub 5 месяцев назад +2

      Gonna cry???

    • @hcn6708
      @hcn6708 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@InfamousTub Having hundreds of millions collectively lose their minds is worth crying over, freak

    • @meganwilliams1297
      @meganwilliams1297 4 месяца назад

      The fact that you are trying to police what other people find funny is also worth crying over.

    • @hcn6708
      @hcn6708 4 месяца назад

      @@meganwilliams1297 I think you people are just sick in the head

  • @M4RYN4T4
    @M4RYN4T4 4 года назад +206

    When i was a child i was so scared when my sister watch this. Now i can't stop laughing

  • @ashchrou5815
    @ashchrou5815 5 лет назад +815

    you know this is so funny when even muslims laugh at it without feeling offended...good job man 👍

    • @ishmamalam4183
      @ishmamalam4183 5 лет назад +9

      How can you laugh at someone mocking your own people

    • @ishmamalam4183
      @ishmamalam4183 5 лет назад +20

      @@thewavefafa obviously, however it enforces a negative stereotype about muslims that affects people everydat

    • @sign543
      @sign543 5 лет назад +35

      Ishmam Alam - It’s comedy. You are free to keep surfing and watch something else. In America, while it lasts, we enjoy freedom of speech and expression, that means that you have no right to have an offense-free path paved before you.

    • @ivomanthei1269
      @ivomanthei1269 5 лет назад +6

      Why would Muslims be offended? 😂

    • @ysammo214
      @ysammo214 5 лет назад +13

      @@ishmamalam4183 that's your own problem

  • @LuckyBadger
    @LuckyBadger 8 лет назад +738

    OMG, he killed me (with laughter!)

  • @AgusPutrawanYT
    @AgusPutrawanYT 14 часов назад +1

    Any One here 2025? Old but Gold 👑

  • @yinglaithao6927
    @yinglaithao6927 8 лет назад +33

    Achmed is my favorite character when he say silence I kill you lol

  • @cherryblossom.7777
    @cherryblossom.7777 7 лет назад +232

    "he has gaaass" 😂😂😂😂

    • @gogokris85
      @gogokris85 7 лет назад +1

      Rose ibtissem Saddam Hussein's mustard gas is nothing compared to a Walter fart. 😂😂😂

    • @chrismusiclover9893
      @chrismusiclover9893 7 лет назад +2

      gogokris85 😂😂💀

    • @gogokris85
      @gogokris85 7 лет назад +1

      Chris Dominik Achmed: It's not funny. He will kill us all. 😂😂😂💀

    • @chrismusiclover9893
      @chrismusiclover9893 7 лет назад +2

      gogokris85 achmed: sometimes i like to leave them under Walters pillow so when he wakes up it scares the crap out of him. Walter: YOU SON OF A BITCH ILL KICK YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW 😂😂💀☠