My favourite episode of ‘Mystery Diners’ is the one where an employee is taking live lobsters from the lobster tank and freeing them in the ocean. The climax is Charles and some people chasing this man holding a live lobster across a beach. Truly the pinnacle of modern television.
I saw someone online come up with a pitch for a Reality Show. Watching the process of people trying to edit 40+ hours of footage to fit an episode of a random reality show.
do you think if they cloned Charles Stiles and introduced Charles Stiles to Charles Stiles that they would get stuck in an infinite loop of saying "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"?
To be fair, considering the rest of shit that sends you to hell in their mythology, that would probably qualify to be honest I mean a baby saving fireman that isn't part of the cult goes to hell, a pedo priest is a shoe-in because he donates, confesses and is part of the club haha Hell it even says not to eat shellfish, and stone your daughter if she misbehaves He's the ramblings of ancient hobos Cheating on Cheesys challenge is almost as bad as opening a rival food cart, and in that case their god would be even more pissed since theyre Islamic, and call him a different name but otherwise have the same religion haha
The only time I've ever wanted to go to Iraq was when I found out just now that they just have foot carts on the street selling Iraqi food. Middle Eastern food is amazing. Basically everything from the Mediterranean to the Middle East to Persia to India is fucking delicious. I'd stab a guy for some fucking shwarma or a falaffel and fried cauliflower pita sandwich right now. I've been making vodka cocktails with everclear instead, yes.
In an alternate reality, Destiny hits Ralph up, laughs at his jokes, and they end up getting married. Ralph and Charles are now family and a Mystery Diners reboot is launched with Ralph directing the show.
This became a running joke with my friends and I. Every time we would see each other we would say "Charles Stiles mystery diners". This went on for probably 2 months. I went to work one day after the 2 months and I was meeting the new CFO of the company I work at and I accidentally introduced myself "Charles Stiles mystery diners". This was the most horrific moment I've had in my professional career. Ralph, I blame this on you.
Not sure if you mean that you r company has been getting a new owner of if you were applying for a new job but in the case of the last one I would hire you before anyone else could apply
Well Charles, people have been coming out of the women’s restroom with an item very similar to our delicious, mouth watering tostitos naked crunchy wrap, and we don’t know how people are getting them. Our food supplies are lower than I expected and I suspect someone might be doing something in there, but I just don’t know who could be and how!
Ever seen the episode where a militant vegan employee steals the live lobsters, and after he's caught and fired, they show the police running after him when he attempts to free the lobsters back in the ocean? Boy, that sure was... it sure was.
I recently saw a clip of it--the police don't chase the dude, but Charles and a couple others do, which is even more hilarious. Anyway, I think it's s11 e9, Lobster Looting.
@@konankid2340 part of the reason South Park is so good is because it has the guts to go after lots of stupid stuff in real life that nobody else will but you can have your opinion
The Avengers go back in time to get the infinity stones so that they can undo the decimation that was caused by John Gotti, played by John Travolta. Now, it was supposed to be an easy grab, but it ain't no easy grab, cause they got T. So the Avengers bring Bruce Willis from the past into the future so they can figure out where John Travolta has T.
You own an Iraqi restaurant in Oregon. Some employees want to make a food cart for the business but you decline. Suddenly an Iraqi food cart opens up down the street and you start losing food 🤔🤔🤔🤔
"I just cant believe hes gone" "Well, I just know Charles will honor their life with the eulogy." "Hi, Charles, Mystery Diners. This funeral is pretty sad, and not in a good way, so I put TWO cameras in the coffin, FOUR cameras in the bathro-"
A lot of restaurants featured on this show and similar ones closed because it turns out the real issue was bad management. In reality, if Cheesies was losing money, it's not because of the contest, it's because of other issues.
Honestly, the one episode that really upset me was the episode where the guy was about to fire his mother for donating 200 burgers to a homeless shelter once a month, and She paid for them out of her own checks. Made me hate the show that much more.
I thought the mother was donating the burgers to a church for a picnic or something? Unless this is from an episode I didn't see. Even so, probably could've asked what she was doing with the burgs rather than just automatically assume it was stealing.
“Hey, Charles.” “Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners.” “I know who you are, Charlie, we’ve been best friends for years.” “I’m from a little company called Mystery Diners, ever heard of it?” “You were the best man at my wedding.” “DANGIT!” “Why do you do this to me, Charlie? You need serious help.”
Fans: this show isn't fak- Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners: Danny, upload the restraunt's data to the Mystery Diners computer, then disable the restraunt's security with an EMP-equipped military drone with machine guns
Do you think Charles Stiles' daughter refuses to go on dates with people because she knows her dad has every restaurant in town with cameras and microphones?
I remember Mystery Diners almost did an episode at this coffee place by where I live, it’s called “Ron’s Coffee”. They cancelled it because the owner got arrested for child pornography :/
For some reason i thought you meant real as in it existed and felt so insulted until I realized there are actually people who would think this was real
Cheer Whiner the point is that the show is so dumb and see-through that it would be a shock if a grown adult couldn’t gauge the fact that this was all lies and genuinely believed in the crappy acting and outlandish scenarios. Don’t compare Charles Stiles Mystery Fucking Diner to the art of theatre.
Pokey Oat It’s a way to tell a story... there are many ways to tell a story... which one meets your approval? Movies? Books? Theater? 🤔 The bottom line is... it’s a fun show to watch.
3 cameras for the Elven-kings under the sky 7 for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone 9 for Iraqi carts, doomed to die, 1 for the Charles Styles on his dark throne.
Afterwards, I would recommend escaping to a small Irish county and live out the rest of your life as a cow. Those Iraqi food trucks are part of some of the most lethal Hitman groups in modern history.
If destiny is single I imagine its because she knows her father has cameras every where. Destiny - "lets have sex". BF - "ok". Charles - "release the drones!"
Whenever I’m having a bad day, traveling somewhere, or just am bored, I watch this. I’ve been watching it since it was released. I was in high school and now I’m graduating college soon. This video has been with me through it all
And aparently someone is "stealing" the recipe and selling it to other restaurants like 1. it's not a super basic idea and 2. like it would be popular enough for that.
"I've received multiple complaints that someone hasn't been flushing the toilets in the restrooms" "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners" "20 cameras have been placed in the restrooms"
We have noticed a frightening number of customers leaving the restaurant without pushing in their chairs. It's very suspicious and could cause future problems.
"Charles Stiles? A label created by the restaurant owners to give voice to their destruction. In the end, what they choose to call us is irrelevant. We simply are."
*Charles in his fancy home but walks into a dark figure watching outside his window* "I am Charles Stiles..." "You think you're the only Mystery Diner in this world ? You've become part of a bigger universe and you just dont know it yet." Charles: Charles Stiles Mystery Diners, I have some sush concerns of who you are ? "Names Iraqi Food Cart Guy. I'd like to talk to you about the Mystery Diners Initiative."
If I made Mystery Diners, I would turn it into a full parody of Mystery stories. Like, give the people really insane, over the top motives. "Why'd you steal my food and sell it in a food stand across the street?" "BECAUSE YOU KILLED MY FATHER, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
@top 10 anime accounts It's not. He has the chatlogs and all the chatlogs and convictions not featured on the show are on perverted-justice.com. They are still catching people and, on the show, almost every predator was convicted and are on the national sex offender registry except a few like genericwhitemale and bayjones and the ones who died.
13:53 This scene popped up in my mind while I was at my miserable job last night - I had to choke back my own laugh so hard. How is this still so hilarious after 5 years!?
The seven deadly sins 1: cheating on the cheesy’s challenge. 2: setting up an Iraqi food cart outside of an Iraqi restaurant 3: steal 2 dollars from the pianist as a magician 4: reading dumb stuff for poetry night 5: releasing the drone! 6: getting Charles to “fix” your restaurant 7: watching mystery diners
"Hi, Charles!" "...Charles Stiles, Mystery Diner?...." "Idk, are you?" "Am I?" "..........ok, so someone cheated on our Cheesey Challenge and..." "CHEATED ON THE CHEESEY CHALLENGE!?!!?!? CHEATED ON THE CHEESEY CHALLENGE!?!?"
I only now just realized that the "mystery diners" are referring to the people Charles sends in to eat at these restaurants and not the restaurants themselves
Anyone else notice how it’s always two people who are guilty? Like, every time there’s two people working together, excluding the magician. The formula for this show is ridiculously consistent
So I was on vacation with my family, and one night we decided to see what was on TV. I checked the Food Network and Mystery Diners was on, so naturally I went "Hey, you gotta see this, it's the dumbest thing ever." BUT I UNDERESTIMATED THE SHOW'S DUMBNESS. The episode premise was that some workers were taking customers to the attic of a restaurant and making it seem like it was haunted with ghosts or whatever. Standard Mystery Diners stuff, right? WRONG. COMPLETELY WRONG. They brought in some lady who claimed to be a psychic medium or whatever and she went "there's the spirits of two girls who were murdered here and they don't like the workers bringing people into the attic." So the subplot of the episode became laying the spirits of the two girls to rest or whatever, and Charles Stiles was just like "Yep, that's what we gotta do, nothing weird about that, I'm Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners." So it's just assumed that ghosts are real and the attic is actually haunted, but the workers are still doing whatever up there and they get fired. BUT IT GETS BETTER. At the end there's an epilogue where you expect the narrator to go "Bill Blankins has been doing great ever since Charles Stiles set up fifty cameras in his restaurant," but instead he goes "unfortunately, the ghosts kept doing stuff and it drove customers away, causing Bill to have to relocate." My family was shocked that this was on the Food Network. I was too. EDIT: The episode is S5E10, "Paranormal Activities." As far as I can tell it was the only episode to feature a paranormal element. Release the drone.
@@Eddyforshort Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Stiles the Mysterious? I thought not. It's not a story the Iraqi would tell you. It's a Diners legend.
Isahi Magdaleno God I had a math teacher exactly like that. Primary coloured button ups with suspenders and black pants + the ever unfunny "the math that don't kill you makes you stronger".
Release the Drone!
review breaking bad.
Dang it!
+Jason Solis he did
nice Hodor reference
Nah
70% of the budget went to 3d mapping every single restraunt
Charles Stiles has some syshconcerns about that statistic.
Lol that's fucking hilarious
It’s so fucking extra
Another 20% on all the camera installation
1% Went to the acting
"Hey Charles, how are you?" "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners" It's like an Oblivion conversation
haha if I bring up his age it is a funny insult
Sputnik it’s fucking Bill Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Nicholas Brown that joke is as old as your grade in elementary school.
Landon Frank yes.
@Joseph Ellis
But that drone didnt look so stable, im sure it wasnt ok
My favourite episode of ‘Mystery Diners’ is the one where an employee is taking live lobsters from the lobster tank and freeing them in the ocean. The climax is Charles and some people chasing this man holding a live lobster across a beach. Truly the pinnacle of modern television.
That sounds amazing
Name of episode please
Freeing captive animals is terrorism so that's actually legit that dude was probably al queada
@@quantumblauthor7300 It's called 'Lobster Looting.'
Ahh yes I remember that sh*t show of an episode
I pass by Cheesies every day on my way to work and I always feel like I’m passing a sacred location
Do they still do the challenge?
You are!
You better not cheat in cheesy's challenge
@@SnepperStepTVcheating on the Cheesies Challenge gets you a death sentence according to the US constitution
@@IAmCipeRamo😂😂😂😂
i swear i end up rewatching this vid every 6 months or so when i can’t find any good new content
me too
As do i
I as well
Glad I'm not the only one that keeps rewatching this for absolutely no reason
Me too
Cheating on the cheesy’s challenge is the only unforgivable sin.
Set up a camera in the sinner's asshole
@@siangchengpang772 release the drone instead
Punishable by death.
I'd disown anyone who cheats in the Cheesy's Challenge.
Doctorispie Or a lego set that has missing pieces.
"Starla Childs, Distillery Miners"
2023 edit: Changed it from "Starles Chiles"
Charles Stiles, God of Stromboli
That’s how Dyslexic Daddy Derek would say it
Emmanuel Moreno Marles Diles Chystery Stiners?
The real Famas Probably idk Telease de rone
I see you with that Chilean Mining Accident reference, I see you
2 cameras in the main hall
4 cameras in the kitchens
32 cameras in the womens bathroom
3 cameras in the parking lot
*cut to scene from SVU*
Hahahahahaha 32 cameras
"Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"
"Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration"
falx94 good one! 😉
hank hill, propane and propane accessories
Awesome!
I respect you sir
"Art Vandelay, Vandelay Industries"
I swear all US reality shows are all edited by the same dude
Lewis Sowerby I can confirm this.
Charby thank you, I can now sleep.
I saw someone online come up with a pitch for a Reality Show. Watching the process of people trying to edit 40+ hours of footage to fit an episode of a random reality show.
Just one dude in his mom's basement. He gets a call from a TV network "dude we need you to edit 5 episodes or Survivor stat!"
Kyman102 I would unironically watch that...
do you think if they cloned Charles Stiles and introduced Charles Stiles to Charles Stiles that they would get stuck in an infinite loop of saying "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"?
if that did happen it would end all life as we know it and all that would be left in black bold text is CHARLES STILES MYSTERY DINNERS
Queen Eaddy along with a grilled cheese sandwich.....
Harry Buttwhisker and a bit of dang it mixed in
To stop that loop,someone must r E L E A S E T H E D R O N E
Harry Buttwhisker i think this happen every morning when he look himself at the mirror
"Sarah why are you crying"
*pans to girl who is clearly not crying*
All the fake tears budget got used for extra cameras
@@shinyagumon7015 and the drone
"Sarah why are you crying?"
Sarah: 😐
@@zombifiedpariah7392 🗿
@@anperson7303 Lol yup even better 😂
What if
You wanted to go to heaven
But god said
You cheated on the Cheesy’s Grilled Cheese Challenge
I'd show him the video footage i collected from the 30 cameras i set up in the waffle iron and the drone outside
To be fair, considering the rest of shit that sends you to hell in their mythology, that would probably qualify to be honest
I mean a baby saving fireman that isn't part of the cult goes to hell, a pedo priest is a shoe-in because he donates, confesses and is part of the club haha
Hell it even says not to eat shellfish, and stone your daughter if she misbehaves
He's the ramblings of ancient hobos
Cheating on Cheesys challenge is almost as bad as opening a rival food cart, and in that case their god would be even more pissed since theyre Islamic, and call him a different name but otherwise have the same religion haha
It's cheesys cheesiest grilled cheese challenge
I would say no you
i love that this video still has traffic this frequently
*TWENTY THREE CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP IN THE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH*
There are over 9,000 cameras, and they're all recording children.
LMAO +TheMrMojoRisin67
10 cameras have been set up in the toilet.
*DEADASS?*
I was laughing so hard I couldn't keep my mouse straight to like the comment!!
I don't even think there are Iraqi food carts in Iraq.
Payton Tate you should make more smexuals
Payton Tate we actually have them, thank you very much
Oh, learn something new every day.
do you have whatever country youre from food carts in your country
The only time I've ever wanted to go to Iraq was when I found out just now that they just have foot carts on the street selling Iraqi food. Middle Eastern food is amazing. Basically everything from the Mediterranean to the Middle East to Persia to India is fucking delicious.
I'd stab a guy for some fucking shwarma or a falaffel and fried cauliflower pita sandwich right now. I've been making vodka cocktails with everclear instead, yes.
In an alternate reality, Destiny hits Ralph up, laughs at his jokes, and they end up getting married. Ralph and Charles are now family and a Mystery Diners reboot is launched with Ralph directing the show.
I wish it actually happened
That is the world I want to live in.
Ralph Sepe: Into the Wattpadverse
Do you think Charles would introduce himself as "Charles Stiles, father-in-law"?
"I didn't tell you to setup five cameras in the ladies restroom"
"You didn't have to"
Only five? Must have been a slow day for Mystery Diners.
“I also installed 9 cameras in the men’s bathroom as well. Was able to get a urethral POV shot set up!”
This became a running joke with my friends and I. Every time we would see each other we would say "Charles Stiles mystery diners". This went on for probably 2 months. I went to work one day after the 2 months and I was meeting the new CFO of the company I work at and I accidentally introduced myself "Charles Stiles mystery diners". This was the most horrific moment I've had in my professional career. Ralph, I blame this on you.
I want to honor you for doing that.
Not sure if you mean that you r company has been getting a new owner of if you were applying for a new job but in the case of the last one I would hire you before anyone else could apply
YOU CHEATED AT THE CHEESY'S CHALLENGE.
I wish viewers had the choice to love comments, because this comment definitley deserves it.
gordyvision same but with me and my dad.
99 cameras have been set up in the ladies restroom
Zing! 😂😂
Anthony what a nice zinger NIGGA
99 cameras have beem set up behind another camera
OVER 9000 cameras in the grease trap.
Well Charles, people have been coming out of the women’s restroom with an item very similar to our delicious, mouth watering tostitos naked crunchy wrap, and we don’t know how people are getting them. Our food supplies are lower than I expected and I suspect someone might be doing something in there, but I just don’t know who could be and how!
9 circles of hell
1. Limbo
2. Lust
3. Gluttony
4. Greed
5. Wrath
6. Heresy
7. Violence
8. Fraud
9. Cheating on the Cheesy’s challenge
You forgot Charles Stiles.
Ever seen the episode where a militant vegan employee steals the live lobsters, and after he's caught and fired, they show the police running after him when he attempts to free the lobsters back in the ocean? Boy, that sure was... it sure was.
Bre B PLEASE TELL ME WHAT EPISODE THAT IS, I don't even like Mystery Diners but that actually sounds pretty entertaining!
I recently saw a clip of it--the police don't chase the dude, but Charles and a couple others do, which is even more hilarious. Anyway, I think it's s11 e9, Lobster Looting.
s11? good lord theres at least 11 seasons of this shite?
Bre B *smashes face against tv screen*
They went full fucking Bollywood on that one.
This doesn't feel like a real show
This feels like a South Park parody of a real show
@_ Danllco _ I bet you look like butters
As soon as south park became real life the TV show south park started to suck
HE WAS AN AVERAGE GUY, BUT ONE DAY HE WOKE UP AS A TALENTLESS MOUSTACHED MAN! ROB SCHNEIDER IS CHARLES STYLES, MYSTERY DINER! RATED PG-13
@@konankid2340 part of the reason South Park is so good is because it has the guts to go after lots of stupid stuff in real life that nobody else will but you can have your opinion
“White people renovating houses”
I watch this every month
Why?
Why?
Did you watch it this month?
Why?
I watch it every day
The rewatchability here is unparalleled
forreal i’ll watch it a couple time a year lol
@@TheShahofIrannsame here friend its comforting to rewatch good stuff for me
yes oml
Yeah this a holiday for me honestly
I’m legit floored that this is 8 years old because I remember when a RUclips video was 8 years old it meant it was from like 2008
"I am inevitable"
"And I... am... Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"
Kimba lmao
The Avengers go back in time to get the infinity stones so that they can undo the decimation that was caused by John Gotti, played by John Travolta. Now, it was supposed to be an easy grab, but it ain't no easy grab, cause they got T. So the Avengers bring Bruce Willis from the past into the future so they can figure out where John Travolta has T.
😂😂
‘Release the drone!’
‘But sire our mystery diners’
‘Just do it!!!’
Ah yes kimba the white lion from the lion king
The man who called Charles Stiles a D-list Sherlock Holmes owns my heart and soul
Damn, do you need help getting ownership of those back?
@Johnny Eyeball AHAHAHAHAHA
They took T
@@aarondavis8943 it was supposed to be a simple drop
That is SUCH a good burn, I pray I can use it someday
You own an Iraqi restaurant in Oregon. Some employees want to make a food cart for the business but you decline. Suddenly an Iraqi food cart opens up down the street and you start losing food 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Clearly an alien stole the food...not the employees wishing to open up an IRAQI FOOD CART!
Hmm... you're onto something stranger.
It's time to call Charles
Hm.... Yup it's a stumper, there's no clear answer... better call Charles Stiles
Hmm, I think we're gonna need Charles and nasa on this one.
"I just cant believe hes gone"
"Well, I just know Charles will honor their life with the eulogy."
"Hi, Charles, Mystery Diners. This funeral is pretty sad, and not in a good way, so I put TWO cameras in the coffin, FOUR cameras in the bathro-"
"While we mourn your friends passing, our cameras caught him stealing boxes of food and giving them to the Iraqi food cart"
@@redcomet_622
Overreacting Owner: “That bastard faked his death for a Iraqi food cart! I want his shirt! I want his pants! Get him!”
applause emoji
I'm Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, and closeted homosexual.
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. I just can't even
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome and also a closeted homosexual!?
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? Well I'll be Dimmadamned
Tristan Horta
Dimmadamn!!!
8000 cameras have been setup in the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
I watch this video at least once a month.
It's so good
Kyle Kennedy same tbh
S A M E
Kyle Kennedy I can't stop watching lol 6 days straight #releasethedrone
Same
that drag episode has the same story as the little panda fighter
You're kidding right? I could've lived without knowing that... How I would, I'll never know.
EDIT: It actually is, that MUST be intentional.
Ain't that a kick in head. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I have to go handle some personal private business privately
MartianManHunter2258 DANG IT!
MartianManHunter2258 Old Thunderbutt himself!
T H A T. J E R K
I live in Austin and the bar with the poetry night was closed within a year of Charles Stiles visiting
Now it's bar is truly a mystery diner
He cheated on the cheesies challenge
With the cringe zoom ins with the overdramatic "boom" music
A lot of restaurants featured on this show and similar ones closed because it turns out the real issue was bad management. In reality, if Cheesies was losing money, it's not because of the contest, it's because of other issues.
Any idea what happened to the man, named BRI-AN?
Honestly, the one episode that really upset me was the episode where the guy was about to fire his mother for donating 200 burgers to a homeless shelter once a month, and She paid for them out of her own checks. Made me hate the show that much more.
Misa Kei June what episode is this
If it's any consolation I'd say 100% of the scenario you just described was made up by the writers of the show
@@PrismTheKid Only the shit writers of the show would think, that plot is a good idea. Shows what they know.
@@PrismTheKid Yep, faker than Mrs. Stiles' orgasms
I thought the mother was donating the burgers to a church for a picnic or something? Unless this is from an episode I didn't see. Even so, probably could've asked what she was doing with the burgs rather than just automatically assume it was stealing.
“Hey, Charles.”
“Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners.”
“I know who you are, Charlie, we’ve been best friends for years.”
“I’m from a little company called Mystery Diners, ever heard of it?”
“You were the best man at my wedding.”
“DANGIT!”
“Why do you do this to me, Charlie? You need serious help.”
Joseph Cocks it’s funny how this have 150 likes and no replies
F*ck the English language
Something122 why does no one reply? Well, I’ll tell you why, because my name’s Charles Stiles, and I’m from a company called Mystery Diners.
Joseph Cocks why doesn't charles stiles open up his own mystery diner?
Alex Herrera well, let me tell you who I am, my name’s Charles Stiles, and I’m from a company called Mystery Diners. Ever heard of it?
STING STANG STUNG
100 cameras have been set up in Charles Stiles moustache to carry out the sting
Katherine Small Oh those aren't set up, his mustache just naturally grows cameras.
*R e l e a s e t h e d r o n e*
Katherine Small god damn you...bet your working with those grilled cheese bandits!
:100: :ok_hand:
Katherine Small and ThatManinWhite
Best comments ever.
Ralph's Bad Reality Show arc truly was the peak of his craft
Looking back now, it really was.
"I'm Ralphthemoviemaker, world renowned film critic and closeted homosexual"
"Destiny, if you're watching this, hit me up"
WHICH IS IT RALPH??
he's playing with our hearts
He did say closeted...
He might want to be "just friends and nothing else" with destiny
Easy, he’s a woman
Ellis Dee Uh, not to be that person but you know what closeted means right?
I like how Ralph smirks a little after saying “and closet homosexual.”
Hes loffing
he knows he's playing with our hearts
he knows he's got the gays on the edge of their seats
@Aaron Heych "agggggghhhhhh I'm edging"
Cooper Petersen skeet skeet skeet!
He got that classic boomer energy.
*at funeral*
random person: "What is your relation to this man?"
Charles Stiles from Mystery Diners: "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"
H
8 years later and I'm still baffled that they faked a drone crash for the sake of drama and couldn't even make it convincing.
Fans: this show isn't fak-
Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners: Danny, upload the restraunt's data to the Mystery Diners computer, then disable the restraunt's security with an EMP-equipped military drone with machine guns
Sorry, who's Charles Stiles? I'm pretty sure the host of this show is named "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners".
@@nearlyNonexistent charles diners mystery Stiles
diners stiles mystery charles
@@ravaniphoenix5431 diner style ninjistu
He used Google maps to disable the engine
Do you think Charles Stiles' daughter refuses to go on dates with people because she knows her dad has every restaurant in town with cameras and microphones?
"two cameras have been set up inside my daughter's vagina"
What if his daughter was a walking camera with a wig on?
this is getting too meta.
Charles Stiles is always watching with some shoosh conserns
"19 cameras have been set up in the guys dickhole"
I remember Mystery Diners almost did an episode at this coffee place by where I live, it’s called “Ron’s Coffee”.
They cancelled it because the owner got arrested for child pornography :/
I bet Charles Stiles released a drone on him
lmao im trying not to laugh the whole day and your comment is challenging me
'Charles Stiles, why don't you have a seat over there.'
'What is this, a crossover episode?'
Hol up
The Fat Man and the place had rly good WiFi
every year i come back to this video its truly timeless
Man this channel was so so good
@@bkc6873 yeah now its boring as hell
It’s such a good video
I tee off and drive the ball hard!
People over the age of 18 who think this show is real should not be allowed in public unless accompanied by a court appointed chaperone.
Lmfao! Exactly.
It doesn’t matter if it’s real... is theater real ? 🙄
For some reason i thought you meant real as in it existed and felt so insulted until I realized there are actually people who would think this was real
Cheer Whiner the point is that the show is so dumb and see-through that it would be a shock if a grown adult couldn’t gauge the fact that this was all lies and genuinely believed in the crappy acting and outlandish scenarios. Don’t compare Charles Stiles Mystery Fucking Diner to the art of theatre.
Pokey Oat It’s a way to tell a story... there are many ways to tell a story... which one meets your approval? Movies? Books? Theater? 🤔 The bottom line is... it’s a fun show to watch.
I've got 99 problems and an Iraqi food cart ain't one.
Dylan Page By 99 problems, do you mean 99 cameras?
Dylan Page I've got 99 problems and an Iraqi food cart ain't one.
Its all 99 of them.
Dylan Page "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"
Dylan Page Because I released the drone.
by 99 problems, you mean 99 winners on the cheesie's challenge?
3 cameras for the Elven-kings under the sky
7 for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone
9 for Iraqi carts, doomed to die,
1 for the Charles Styles on his dark throne.
This comment is a year old and it's fucking amazing lol
@@chopperjoe1998 what does the age of the comment have to do with anything
Holy shit I needed this today. 😂
Dark Drone*
@@dsnever3041 Yes!
This is the best video Ralph has made. I come back to this multiple times a year. Cheers.
This, love on a leash, and the ghost hunting vid
Lol same😂😂
The comments alone are so worth it 😂
I'm scared, there's an Iraqi food cart outside my house
qualivia well I guess its goodbye, tell my mom I love her
ICR1 EVREITIEM Good idea wish me luck
Afterwards, I would recommend escaping to a small Irish county and live out the rest of your life as a cow. Those Iraqi food trucks are part of some of the most lethal Hitman groups in modern history.
James White Thanks for the advice man
The Guy who Sleeps in your attic make sure it isn't following you
73 cameras have been set up in the bathroom.
No One these cameras have been set up to see if the food is giving the people the shits
One camera has been set up in Destiny's sex dungeon
69 cameras have been set up inside destinys bedroom
69th like
Edit: Shit, I'm the 70th.
Linctonamor ! HOMOSEXUAL SPOTTED.
Get it to 690
Nice
By far the most rewatchable episode on the internet.
The fact they added in post an alarm when the drone crashes is absolutely hillarious.
*D A N G I T !*
What's funny is it's just stock alarm sound effect so you even hear it in halo
and the useless DRONE_CAM🔴 to make it seem more high tech when it’s just a normal video feed that doesn’t need that crap
You know a drone like that......is hella loud
@@thesaltmerchant4564 Yeah, I'm pretty sure the helicopters in GTA 4 make that sound sometimes too.
If destiny is single I imagine its because she knows her father has cameras every where.
Destiny - "lets have sex".
BF - "ok".
Charles - "release the drones!"
Brayden J “5 cameras have been set up in my daughters’ pot head boyfriends’ van”
😂
Brayden J I imagine it would kill the mood pretty quick... :)
*The drone was to get audio*
"Put a tracking device in the wheel well of that truck."
Okay I'm not a lawyer but I'm like 85% sure that's illegal
10-minute ad revenue It's so blatantly illegal it honestly hurts
Eric Bishton i
Whenever I’m having a bad day, traveling somewhere, or just am bored, I watch this. I’ve been watching it since it was released. I was in high school and now I’m graduating college soon. This video has been with me through it all
Kid puts soda in water cup. Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners
RELEASE THE DRONE
Gabriel C I have sum
Shush concerns if that is true then
we put 3 cameras in the soda machine
we put 2 cameras in the water and soda cups
3 cameras have been placed on the child
Seventeen cameras have been placed on the soda dispenser, 300 on the counter
Hi my name is Mystery Diners, and Im with a company called Charles Styles
Skrt skrt
Hi my name is Company Diners and I'm the stiles of Charles Owner
That's "Bames Nond's having a stronk" level amusing.
Skrt skrt Hi my company is Charles Mystery, any owner name my Diners Styles
Charles styles mystery dyles.
Skrt skrt The show is fake, the restaurants are real.
"IF THAT DRONE GOES DOWN OUR MISSION COULD BE COMPROMISED"
*Cue footage of drone going down like an action movie helicopter*
"Dang it."
NovaThief *Dang it.
It's not even dammit it's just a resounding dang it.
puffnisse *D A N G I T*
23:43 Often overlooked in this incredible video is how fucking disgusting the Torpasta dish looks
Okay this is what I was looking for. Wtf is happening over there in that kitchen
that looks good
And aparently someone is "stealing" the recipe and selling it to other restaurants like 1. it's not a super basic idea and 2. like it would be popular enough for that.
“a man named Bri-AN” always kills me
The guy can barely keep a straight face lol
They try to make us laugh at Charles when he listens to bad poetry. But it makes us feel exactly like Charles Stiles when he listens to bad poetry.
“This poetry *blows* ”
Shit was Beyond cringe 😬
i'm picturing brian from family guy watching mystery diners.
"I've received multiple complaints that someone hasn't been flushing the toilets in the restrooms"
"Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"
"20 cameras have been placed in the restrooms"
UnknownAnon 29 cameras have been placed in the toilets in the women's washroom
We have noticed a frightening number of customers leaving the restaurant without pushing in their chairs. It's very suspicious and could cause future problems.
Carter Feeler but how would the two employees betray mr. Owner man?
And a anal probe for good measure.
@@carterfeeler3408 Well, time to fire someone
“I am inevitable.”
“I’m Charles Styles Mystery Diners.”
"Charles Stiles? A label created by the restaurant owners to give voice to their destruction. In the end, what they choose to call us is irrelevant. We simply are."
Fake
Real
James Charles mystery whiners.
"I'm Charles Stiles, with a company called Mystery Diners."
"I don't even know who you are."
I think about Ralph in a fake mustache, yelling about 9 winners in the cheesiest challenge at least once a month and every time I laugh.
“Charles Styles, Mystery Diners”
“Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration”
Meredyth Costa Top 10 Anime Crossovers
So what kinda work you in Charles?
Chris Hansen, MSNBC News
Meredyth Costa what line of work are you in, Bob?
What line of work are you guys in?
Guy: I cheated at the cheesies challenge
Priest: that is a sin not even god can forgive
Jacob Irvin so true
Even the Devil will disrespect you
@Xx_Qui Gon Jinn_Xx No you won't get a moist meter for the Lego starwars series.
Can we get a Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners extended cinematic universe?
200 cameras have been set up in the Infinity Gauntlet.
Move aside big chungus
@Metsarebuff 22
He is seeking to eliminate half of all food carts on earth.
"Perfectly balanced"
*Charles in his fancy home but walks into a dark figure watching outside his window*
"I am Charles Stiles..."
"You think you're the only Mystery Diner in this world ? You've become part of a bigger universe and you just dont know it yet."
Charles: Charles Stiles Mystery Diners, I have some sush concerns of who you are ?
"Names Iraqi Food Cart Guy. I'd like to talk to you about the Mystery Diners Initiative."
@@johnk.7523 But what about the Schwarma carts??? We need those!!
I love that this video has outlived the show itself. I enjoy sharing this with friends who have never viewed it.
he makes a better weatherman than reality show host
0Axel0 "3 cameras have been placed in the clouds"
RELEASE THE WEATHER BALLOON
that one is better, upvoting and deleting mine
Fat6amer IM FUCKING DEAD
0Axel0 The blizzard is coming in from the east and it’s creating some shush concerns
i’ve seen this video at least 10 times now and it never gets old
*S A M E!!!!!!!*
I’ve been watching this shit, and every other video he’s every made for the past two years. He’s a comedy genius.
I’m at least on 15-20...CLASSIC content!!!
Neither does mystery diners! Mystery diners rules!
Same
If I made Mystery Diners, I would turn it into a full parody of Mystery stories. Like, give the people really insane, over the top motives.
"Why'd you steal my food and sell it in a food stand across the street?"
"BECAUSE YOU KILLED MY FATHER, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
I'd watch it. Make it like Diagnosis: Murder, except instead of Dick Van Dike it's CHARLES STILES.
"BECAUSE I'M CHARLES STILES MYSTERY DINERS."
Harmon Lanager I wish you were a TV show producer
"Why'd you do it, Gianni?
Why did you kill Sara Clark?"
"She was going to ruin our pizzaria.
*_NO ONE_*_ out-pizzas the hut."_
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD AN IRAQI FOOD CART
I lose it every time when Ralph screams “an Iraqi food cart?!” 😂
7:01
I want you to count the number of Iraqi food carts you have seen in your entire life
I live in Portland and honestly I’ve seen like 4. It’s pretty good food
Prosecutor: Did you or did you not have sexual relations with this underage girl?
Charles: Charles styles Mystery Diners?
"she said she was 18, I always believe what children say."
Oh god. Imagine a pokemon of charles stiles, CHARLES STILES, USE DRONE STRIKE!
They say Jesus died for all your sins, but he would never die for someone who cheats on the Cheesy’s Challenge.
Theres a special layer of hell for those who cheat the cheesys challenge
He died for our Cyn-thi-as!
Cheating on cheese's challenge is the ultimate sin
@@anthonygavin1425 t
@@evoken1216 o
So basically the show is like “To Catch a Predator” but for food?
To catch a predator wasn’t fake though
No to catch a predator actually impacted society in a good way
top 10 anime accounts tcap is somewhat real, theyve actually helped put a couple people behind bars. Many got off without any charges however
@top 10 anime accounts It's not. He has the chatlogs and all the chatlogs and convictions not featured on the show are on perverted-justice.com. They are still catching people and, on the show, almost every predator was convicted and are on the national sex offender registry except a few like genericwhitemale and bayjones and the ones who died.
One of the comments here said they didn't air an episode because the owner of the restaurant had child porn. So I guess they were TCAP
13:53 This scene popped up in my mind while I was at my miserable job last night - I had to choke back my own laugh so hard. How is this still so hilarious after 5 years!?
Because he's a genius! (Ralph, I'm clearly not referring to Charles)
But why is it called mystery diners? There is no mystery. A better name would be insignificant theft diners.
The mystery is why this show is still going
C H A R L E S S T I L E S M Y S T E R Y D I N E R S
Nah it shloud be called a mystery why this shows still going
Moritz R CHARLES STYLES, INSIGNIFICANT THEFT DINERS
The seven deadly sins
1: cheating on the cheesy’s challenge.
2: setting up an Iraqi food cart outside of an Iraqi restaurant
3: steal 2 dollars from the pianist as a magician
4: reading dumb stuff for poetry night
5: releasing the drone!
6: getting Charles to “fix” your restaurant
7: watching mystery diners
And selling the torpatty
@@brandona1140 The torpatty is an affront to God and nothing will change my mind on this. It's not even a tortilla, it's a baguette.
We need a show about this with Charles Style Mystery Diners in the role of Meliodas
I wish that was accurate then this would be a religious video
Watching Mystery Diners isn't as sinful as watching those gay ghost hunters and loving them.
I love how some of his greetings sound like a question. “Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners?”, like he doesn’t remember what he’s doing.
Cause he doesn’t know what he’s doing
@@lilyshould4602 ''SOME SUH CONCRES.''
Oh he remembers, he's just trying to forget.
"Hi, Charles!"
"...Charles Stiles, Mystery Diner?...."
"Idk, are you?"
"Am I?"
"..........ok, so someone cheated on our Cheesey Challenge and..."
"CHEATED ON THE CHEESEY CHALLENGE!?!!?!? CHEATED ON THE CHEESEY CHALLENGE!?!?"
*all not some
I keep coming back to this video. Cannot believe its 7 years old.
I can't believe the cheesys grilled cheese challenge was rigged.
shocking aint it
It really do be like that sometimes...
They say it don't, but it do.
It broke my heart and faith in humanity.
I honestly don’t know how they said it with a straight face
You could tell, the grab was too easy
All 2.6k dislikes are from all of Charles Stiles cameras lol
I thought he had more, honestly.
@FuturePants r/iamveryrandom
@FuturePants
Holy shit really?
FuturePants lol bait
or "fans"
“I am gay”
“I am Charles stiles, mystery diners”
Hi gay, I'm Charles Stiles, mystery diners.
I am Inevitable....
I...am Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners.
That's literaly what's on his ID Card: Charles Stiles Mystery Diners (last heir of the great DINERSty XD)
"I am steve rogers."
Same thing
I only now just realized that the "mystery diners" are referring to the people Charles sends in to eat at these restaurants and not the restaurants themselves
Anyone else notice how it’s always two people who are guilty? Like, every time there’s two people working together, excluding the magician. The formula for this show is ridiculously consistent
Cheating on the cheesys challenge is not a single person task
There was this one episode with only one guilty guy. Some nephew of the owner who sold the recipe to a rival restaurant.
C H A R L E S S T l L E S
@@reillymcwriting Now That sounds like a actual problem, not cheating on a Cheese Sandwich Contest
@@Predator20357 Hey buddy… don’t you DARE talk bad on the Cheesey’s Challenge you sunovabitch.
Restaurants tht can’t be fixed
Charles Stiles : *release the nuke*
So Charles is the man responsible for Fallout.
@@redwolfe7049 That would be a better story than fallout 76
Three cameras have been set up in the Ultra Luxe Kitchen....oh...oh dear thats unsavory.
@@MediumRareOpinions lmao The Ultra Luxe.
"destiny, would you release the mustard gas please, thank you."
This is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen... who would corrupt the sanctity of the cheesies challenge by cheating.
Pepe Sylvia R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E
Truly a RUclips classic, there's a reason I keep coming back to this video
Fr I’m not even sure how many times I’ve watched this now lol
"We have to put an entire van out of commission 'cause somebody stole the Krabby Patty formula."
I'm Mr. Krabs, Mystery Diners
Charles Diners, Mystery Stiles.
fiddlestyxify 3 cameras have been set up in the office
4 cameras have been set up in Turkish Airlines
5 cameras in the diner
8 cameras have been set up in the main room, to give an overall perspective and feel of the diner.
2 cameras have been set up in the pot of soup.
Help me, Charles Stiles from Mystery Diners has put 76 cameras in my bedroom and 14 cameras in my bathroom.
Serves you right for eating food late at night!
He put 99 Cameras in my house from my living room to bedroom
Charles put 69 cameras up my arse
@@turtleanton6539 sure but it will bore you. Trust me, I saw it
Your room can fit 76 cameras?
“Say my name.”
“…Charles Stiles Mystery Diners..”
*”You’re goddamn right.”*
So I was on vacation with my family, and one night we decided to see what was on TV. I checked the Food Network and Mystery Diners was on, so naturally I went "Hey, you gotta see this, it's the dumbest thing ever." BUT I UNDERESTIMATED THE SHOW'S DUMBNESS.
The episode premise was that some workers were taking customers to the attic of a restaurant and making it seem like it was haunted with ghosts or whatever. Standard Mystery Diners stuff, right? WRONG. COMPLETELY WRONG. They brought in some lady who claimed to be a psychic medium or whatever and she went "there's the spirits of two girls who were murdered here and they don't like the workers bringing people into the attic." So the subplot of the episode became laying the spirits of the two girls to rest or whatever, and Charles Stiles was just like "Yep, that's what we gotta do, nothing weird about that, I'm Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners." So it's just assumed that ghosts are real and the attic is actually haunted, but the workers are still doing whatever up there and they get fired.
BUT IT GETS BETTER. At the end there's an epilogue where you expect the narrator to go "Bill Blankins has been doing great ever since Charles Stiles set up fifty cameras in his restaurant," but instead he goes "unfortunately, the ghosts kept doing stuff and it drove customers away, causing Bill to have to relocate."
My family was shocked that this was on the Food Network. I was too.
EDIT: The episode is S5E10, "Paranormal Activities." As far as I can tell it was the only episode to feature a paranormal element. Release the drone.
OH SHIT i think this got covered in ralph's ghost show video
Lol
@Rosalee Rogan
‘couldn’t have told my feelings for this comment better
*T H E S E G U Y S A R E S T E A L I N G M Y M E A T*
#THESEGUYSARESTEALINGMYMEAT
*T H E S E G U Y S A R E S T E A L I N G M Y C U S T O M E R S*
*T H E S E G U Y S A R E S T E A L I N G M Y B U S I N E S S*
D A N G I T
*R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E*
Is it just me or did u guys realize that every time it’s 2 people getting busted?
Otherwise they might have to change the sound effects and zoom ins.
its not every time its two people
@@lojosol yeah that is true, but a majority of employees getting in trouble on that show is mainly just two people
Always two, there are. No more, no less.
@@Eddyforshort Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Stiles the Mysterious? I thought not. It's not a story the Iraqi would tell you. It's a Diners legend.
I basically watched every single episode of this show growing up and charles stiles is my sleep paralysis demon
Why isn't on hulu anymore???!!...shit!
I hope Charles Stiles releases the drone at my funeral
People are arriving at you funeral and it's very quiet and some guy just starts introducing himself "Charles Stiles, mystery diners".
DaNgIt!
But not if it crashes into the mourners...
Darng-it!!!
And the wake is held at Cheesies.
Charles Stiles just reminds me of those high school math teachers that wear the same shit everyday and try to crack at the same joke every week.
Isahi Magdaleno God I had a math teacher exactly like that. Primary coloured button ups with suspenders and black pants + the ever unfunny "the math that don't kill you makes you stronger".
I've had that type of teacher. Nice guy, but those jokes and puns he made were cringey.
Isahi Magdaleno then Charles Stiles belongs in a school
Isahi Magdaleno I’m in high school and this comment was really relatable wtf
Starbucks Cashier: Your name please?
*Mynamescharlesstilesimwithacompanycalledmysterydiners*
Starbucks cashier: _writes _*_Charlie, the guy who bit that kids finger_*
GD FuN *Sounds like a fetish*