If the older brother knew what can be done with hookers in that game, his head would explode like Chris Griffin when he found the porn stash on the curb.
@@duck6872 Deadass, there was a time when I had to put a blanket up with stuff in front of it so if people tried walking in I'd be alerted to it and could cover up fast. Balls of graphite XD
…so, according to all suggestions, NOT this freakin' kid. I like the "porn as beard" plot suggestion in one of the top comments. I'd probably watch that movie.
When your grandfather asks you to delete his search history because a bunch of porn ‘randomly’ appears on his tablet even though there is evidence that shows that he intentionally looked up porn.
The mom in the first movie is genuinely unsettling. She’s always just staring at her son in this really creepy manner. And the way she’s so fixated on her son’s budding sexuality isn’t helping matters either.
@@devilsummoner2163 They could just say they watched it as a joke. My friends and I used to watch all sort of midget and hentai porn as a joke (basically anything that was too gross to be actually hot). The only thing you'd make fun of someone is if they either said they had never watched porn or if you found out they watched gay porn. A common joke was going on a gay porn sites on friends' computers, so you could act like you found it in their browser history, then you'd call them gay.
That's sad... But it says a lot about people who truly enjoys this trash! Heck, until Ralph brought it up I wasn't even AWARE of that channel's existence(I stopped watching tv 10 years ago) and I never thought it could get THAT BAD! 😱
To be fair to Lifetime, I think they were trying to imply that he was looking at harder stuff, while also showing as much as their network would allow them to. It was the same thing that screwed over the 50 Shades series, which marketed itself on the "extreme" BDSM but then showed fairly toothless sex acts in order to get its desired MPAA rating.
Cyber Seduction is a movie that shouldn't exist. Why? Because it's dumb. It doesn't even know what's puberty is and it doesn't know that sexual urges exist. That is part of being a human. And there's nothing wrong with that.
I remember I had to watch Cyber Seduction with my parents when I was 12 because my parents walked in on my downloading a Minecraft mod, which they claimed was obviously porn. They told me I was going to become addicted and kill myself if I kept downloading porn, this was 2011, after like people stopped downloading porn too.
Whatever, don't act like you weren't downloading lewd Minecraft mods. Shame on you for making your parents look bad instead of admitting you're addicted to porn.
Funny, that the bullies are the ones that represent societal values. When in reality, they represent the opposite. What, with the bullying other people, and belittling them to feel better about themselves and assert themselves as superior and what not.
Imagine at the end of Blue Lagoon they never get found and they end up building a house on the island, and in the distance you see the cyber seduction kid swimming towards the island and everything comes full circle.
When I was 14 my parents found out I was smoking weed and they sent me to a mental hospital for a year. One day we watched a Lifetime movie about a girl who starts smoking and drinking and her parents send her away to a mental hospital. It ended up being an actual portrayal of how my teenage years turned out. I talked to my mom about it. She said she saw the movie, and every decision she made, like sending me to wilderness programs and therapeutic boarding schools, were all because of it. The worst experiences of my life that ended up giving me a trauma disorder were all because of a Lifetime movie.
No offense, but what's wrong with your parents? Movies aren't real life and shouldn't be copied...That's like one of the first things you learn as a kid when it comes to entertainment. Also did you tell your parents off or how you felt? I hope you did .
"Hear you're a real freak though. Into the real twisted stuff." "Come on you guys, I'm just fooling around, this whole porn thing's a joke." "You're the joke, leatherboy." "... says you're the new king of porn." "KINKYYYYYYY, THE CLOWN." this has got to be some of the funniest dialogue I've heard in a while from something trying to be serious.
1st Lifetime Original Movie: Scolds the protagonist for looking at pictures that would only be considered mildly sexy. 2nd Lifetime Original Movie: Has a cover that is infinitely sexier than anything in the 1st movie.
Bones The flashback would've made more sense if it showed that his parents realized the problem in a particular scene with good pacing. Along with the girlfriend finding out why he didn't want to do that. And that his parents still love him from the beginning of the movie (again, good pacing), and stops his suicide attempt and learns his lesson. Addictions can prevent you from spending time with people you love.
Not only that but the openly celebrate the murder of a drug dealer in front of their mom in order to cover for it because GTA murder is better than SC porn!
That's parenting in the 21st century, bobs and vaganas bad. Murder, rape, kidnapping, drug dealing, vandalism terrorism and torture is A-Okay though.. pathetic parents.
An Iraqi food cart bar is having problems. It likes to air gay porn on its T.V. and the owners are worried that customers may be addicted...RELEASE THE DRONE
"You have a problem son, and the best way to convince you is to beat the shit out of you." - Father of the year. And yet the issue here is with the internet, what??
It honestly pisses me off how genuinely horrible his parents and peers are, and yet the people who made this crap are implying that they're all 100% right. The movie never says that his family and friends bullying him is in any way wrong. It's like they're saying, "Stop watching porn, or else society will basically bully you into committing suicide." That's fucking terrible! How the fuck do the filmmakers believe that they have any sort of moral high ground?
+Super Mutant Sam and Mas because they're the martyr mother that's just protecting their child and obviously their "mother's intuition' is always correct
Okay, so by the time this shitfest came out, the most well known GTA was San Andreas, right? In that game, drug dealers are practically just regular npcs that drop cash, they ain't even a fucking challenge since most of the time they don't have weapons! Sure, it's some kid's bluff at the dinner table, but it's still stupid!
It's "Red on Yellow, kill a fellow. Red on Black, venom lack." for snakes. The coral snake to be exact. It's hard to get bitten by them because their mouths are so small, but caution around any snake never hurt anyone.
The Pregnancy Pact pisses me off on so many levels. Not only does it glorify teen pregnancy; but vilifies anyone who isn't supporting a bunch of kids having babies. WTF, Lifetime!?!
it kinda makes me sad, honestly like anybody who has a kid at 16 has to try really hard to actually be successful in life, it's pretty much a life of misery and mediocrity
Madame Fluffy Yeah. That movie should actually be a short film with a girl or two later regretting what they had done because they can't go to school, how their parents feel towards them, and the last parts of the SF could end them off accepting their responsibility of taking care of their baby sons. I also think TLC's Unexpected glorifies that too. Even though they have a website to prevent that THEN WHY WON'T THEY MOSTLY TALK TO THE TEEN ABOUT THAT?! And the blonde girl is pregnant again.
"Pact? I don't even know what that word means!" Honestly, something I would expect to hear from someone who willingly made a pact to get pregnant at sixteen. 10/10 for realism.
If the movie wasn't so amusingly bad, I'd be pretty disturbed that people actually believe its message. That's the message that caused me to sexually repress myself to the degree of psychological damage
Well, it would make sense if it would be the same universe as Pregancy Pact, because you had to be a pretty pathetic low life to watch porn in a school were every girl wants to get pregnant so bad...
Tissan Young I don't remember people bonding because of the porn they watched when in High school but again I was the only freak that didn't watch porn at the time...
Oh, they call this boy Kinky the Clown when he is the most vanilla you can get XD Actually, maybe even beyond vanilla because actual sex doesn't seem to be part of it- he's just looking. Might as well be at an art museum. I'm personally imagining Kinky the Clown as some kind of leather clad dominatrix with black and white mime make-up.
I imagined the Kinky the Clown character being a shirtless male with clown makeup, and the crazy hair, with tight pants, so reflective you could see the thong, ballsack hair and leg hair, and he would have a whip and whip your ass, then makes a balloon fleshlight and uses it for several nasty purposes.
I uhhh...I'm gonna have to see if your idea of kinky the clown exists out there. I mean I like mimes, and I like s&m so why not see how combining the two works, right?
Blargen Flargen cool. You do you, and proud. I imagine you'll make some niche performers very happy. Whatever combination of things you think someone might do, they've been at least written, almost certainly drawn, and very probably filmed. It's like proof of quantum physics; it doesn't exist unless observed, but always exists. (Seriously, you can just try making up random stuff, and then you go looking for it, and it's there. Like… Batman/MLP high school alternate universe things probably exist. I'm too chicken to check.)
Nobody has finished watching this video yet. We all share many characteristics, but this one is temporary. Sometime soon, we will be divided again, but now? We are one and the same.
What about the Movies24 films? And just when you think the torture is finished there, just wait until you gaze your eyes at the Nickelodeon "original" movies! Mwahahahahahahaaah!
I had to watch Pregnancy Pact in my home economic class. I guess it was supposed to scare us into not getting pregnant but no one took it seriously and everyone was laughing at it the ENTIRE MOVIE. Congrats Lifetime you made a movie that even the dumbest people in my class understood how idiotic it was.
Otaco Girl Really?! You're lucky, I WISH they would've showed that in one of my classes! I'm sure my friends and I would've been quoting it to each for the rest of the year, lol.
There is nothing wrong with either porn or violent video games... if you are of an appropriate age. But the mother is upset about the son viewing exaggerated depictions of a natural physical act, but not upset about the exaggerated depictions of violence, illegal drugs, and murder. I think she should be more concerned about the one depicting something that is *actually illegal*. Her priorities are skewed. Even if I don't think that either of those things are bad, I can understand it if she had an issue with the violence, or both of them. But just the porn? I don't understand this character's motivations.
AusSP - Hell, the older kid wasn't even looking at porn; he was browsing cheesecakes, at best! Whuch makes it all the more laughable that she was so distraught over her teenaged son ogling the female body.
"Lifetime Original" is a movie company, where everyone working there happens to be an average mommy, who at least is above their 40s, with life time creating Pregnancy Pact, do you think they would understand modern media?
The IRL Pregnancy Pact happened in 2008 at Gloucester High School in Gloucester, Massachusetts. You can read more about it here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloucester_High_School_(Massachusetts)
Generik though the teens-now adults- interviewed claim there was no pact beforehand, that EIGHTEEN high school girls in a small town all just HAPPENED to get pregnant the same year… … Mmhm. Okay, even if I believe there was no pact, something else was happening, because otherwise that just doesn't make sense. the nurse at the school says girls were asking for tests repeatedly and crying over negative results, and it was 400% of the teen pregnancy rate from the PREVIOUS YEAR. They claim the pact was an aftereffect, to support each other once they found they were pregnant, and the town was Irish Catholic-sex ed was sh**. I dunno. Still seems suspect to me. Someone must have intended it, somewhere.
I don't even know anyone who does drugs and I feel a new level of disgust that Lifetime thinks they have the right to say they can help people with drug addictions. Like they clearly have no idea what they're on about
Trust me, lifetime couldn't help anyone with a drug problem. I've known addicts, and I nearly got my dumbass hooked on opiates years back. Lifetime television makes me wanna drink myself to death, not stay sober.
14:14 That funeral was for grandpa Stan. Stan is a little known character in the full house lore that was acquitted for serial murder despite being guilty. Everyone loved him because his grilled cheese sandwiches and stories were amazing. He was a Vietnam vet, which is what killed him because he died years after the war due lead and agent orange poisoning.
I'm sorry, is this a joke ?! There's no mention in the wiki or anywhere on the internet about "serial murder". What in the hell are you talking about ??!
My dad once told me and I quote, "It's not bad to watch porn because, even though everyone denies it, everyone has seen it at least once in their life."
There was once a study or.... was supposed to be. Essentially to see how people differ from people who have never seen porn and who have. Problem was, they didnt get anyone who has never seen porn in their life.
23:18 I never get dancing and kissing in the rain. Do you know how fucking cold rain is? Do you know how heavy clothing gets when its wet? Are you trying to get pneumonia?
@@clawzx1195Also, it’s kind of the only one worth commenting on. As someone who has watched this video through, repeatedly, I can safely say the rest aren’t nearly as noteworthy.
if there's one thing that lifetime is about is to give your parents something to lecture you on. its retarded. im a teenager, but in lifetimes eyes, im a psychopathic drug and porn addict who hates his parents. That's lifetime for you, m8
This is the kind of video I've been waiting for my whole life. I've been fascinated with the awfulness of Lifetime Movies since I was twelve and I've seen most of these and it's hilarious to see them get the shit ripped out of them.
Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life has been a friend on mine and I's favorite terrible movie since at least 2010 or so, and I'm so glad to have found this review. It truly is the greatest film ever made. My favorite scene is when they confront Peter Pan in the library, and as loud as he can, the dad says "What were you looking at!?" and Peter Pan says "PORNOGRAPHY, GEEEEEZ." Oscars.
You're being sarcastic, right? You'd know that no one is this stupid to type ''I's'' instead' ''my''. If you're not sarcastic then that is even sadder, honestly.
honestly there's no reason to give a fuck what I say, but you're nailing these reviews. Every time you are improving on not only the structure but on the framing of the shots. awesome job again!
Wait... So he tried to commit suicide by drowning himself? He's not even trapping himself underwater or anything? I thought it was impossible to force yourself to hold your breath until you faint/die if you can prevent it. Or maybe not? I don't know.
Yeah, it is more efficient to tie a brick or something to the foot, to make sure you can't fight it on reflex. Of course it is probably a very foolish way to go about the job, as CO2 is readily available in many forms and containment methods that kills painlessly, and efficiently. Not saying anyone should do that, but if you were a hitman, this stuff can, ironically, make your living. Follow your dreams kids!
No, that's if you are in air. Like some people can force themselves to pass out like that but most can't. Underwater, it's not like you're body involuntarily swims to the surface. Maybe you'll try to take a breath, but then water just gets in your lungs.
I remember a lifetime film where a woman is an abusive relationship. And her husband threatens to murder her so her father breaks out of jail and saves her. Then the father molests her in an abandoned train yard. I noped out at that point. I assume that the movie ended with her being abducted by a circus run by murder clowns and getting molested by herself from the future while sad violin plays. WTF?
3:27 "How'd you like if we watched naked guys?" Because no woman in the history of anything ever has looked at porn. I know it's less common (or they're at least more discreet about it), but the idiocy is astounding. The common thread I notice in these films is that the writing isn't just incompetent, they have no comprehension of how people behave. You think if you want to do stories about addictions you should look into how addictions tend to play out?
I like women who are clothed... It leaves to my imagination. Or they're wearing something sexy like a short plaid skirt and stockings. Cat stockings, because cute can be sexy :3
"I don't really care if I live or die, all I wanna do is take drugs and get high." Literally the only thing I remember back when my Mom watched Lifetime.
The version that all the teenagers want to see with the social networks and the accurate American teenager slang and the totally not forced happy ending
your only hating on it because you can relate so what is it, heroine? asscrack? porn? pacts? swimming? porn? pr0n? bumbumbumbuuumbumbum? nnnnnnnnnnnnn? dont lie to me
“A pact? You mean, like the Warsaw Pact?” That joke is so old, last time I heard it, I fell off of my dinosaur, and got expelled from the League of Nations!
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It ends in blue. It is thematic because he will forever have blue balls.
Jeremy Dirr fucking genius
🤣
Bild of you to assume he has balls
EpicHashBrown *B* *I* *L* *D*
This is the funniest comment I have seen in a while
"It's not as good as Cyber Seduction, but it's better than Pregnancy Pact." is my new favourite sentence of all time.
Vilkku *Uses it to describe Scientology*
Shoulda gotten Kinky the Clown from Cyber Seduction to impregnate all the girls from Pregnancy Pact.
So you're telling me that the 9 year old is allowed to play GTA but the 16 year old can't watch porn?
If the older brother knew what can be done with hookers in that game, his head would explode like Chris Griffin when he found the porn stash on the curb.
Bruh
He defeated the drug dealer, didn't you hear? He defeated! Wow! Such video game!
Parents must have some effed up priorities.
I know it’s stupid.
"Who watches porn with the door open"
People with balls made of titanium, Ralph.
I don't even have a door, not joking
@@duck6872 Deadass, there was a time when I had to put a blanket up with stuff in front of it so if people tried walking in I'd be alerted to it and could cover up fast. Balls of graphite XD
Thatdoylekid 42 Absolute Chads.
People who live with their significant other / friend they're incredibly comfortable around?
…so, according to all suggestions, NOT this freakin' kid. I like the "porn as beard" plot suggestion in one of the top comments. I'd probably watch that movie.
I hate when my Internet browser randomly shoots its load and displays all images whenever someone enters a room.
This is my jammity jam!
Well that's the thing- you aren't looking at porn- you ARE the porn!
When your grandfather asks you to delete his search history because a bunch of porn ‘randomly’ appears on his tablet even though there is evidence that shows that he intentionally looked up porn.
Upvoted because profile pic
Laser Blast Studios does this actually happen to u?
“He just looks at the porn, and like doesn’t do anything.”
Ralph Sepe 2016
I don’t appreciate people describing my lifestyle.
Silly Ralph, everyone does that.
WHERE'S THE MEAT?
It's ridiculous. He doesn't even furiously squeeze his balls. How's he meant to cum?
That is a pretty funny observation. Just drinking Monster energy drinks and just WATCHING the porn and that's it.
The mom in the first movie is genuinely unsettling. She’s always just staring at her son in this really creepy manner. And the way she’s so fixated on her son’s budding sexuality isn’t helping matters either.
Yeah. She's beyond stupid. And a lousy actress, to boot!
She looks like Lori from The Walking Dead, but addicted to meth.
TheLastHylianTitan she looks busted
She's like the creepy waiter/waitress that just hovers around you and watches you while you eat.
It's the start to a porno. Next thing you know she'll catch him jerking off and it shall begin...
The first movie seems like something they'd show in a middle school health class.
Elijah Cook
A middle school health class in the Bible Belt.
IAN 4000 not even that, I grew up in the Bible Belt and they taught us guys to masturbate to help with abstinence
Haha. I remember watching Pregnancy Pact in a school health class.
@@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK I'm ten steps ahead of that class!
@@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK what kind of backwards logic is that
I've never heard of anyone getting bullied at school for looking at porn, that's a pretty bizarre concept.
Unless it's bukkake hentai furry porn
@@devilsummoner2163 They could just say they watched it as a joke. My friends and I used to watch all sort of midget and hentai porn as a joke (basically anything that was too gross to be actually hot).
The only thing you'd make fun of someone is if they either said they had never watched porn or if you found out they watched gay porn. A common joke was going on a gay porn sites on friends' computers, so you could act like you found it in their browser history, then you'd call them gay.
Fuckin' Catholic Schools, man...
If the makers of this movie are anything like my sister, porn=evil and you're a total pervert for looking at it
+Jesse Wìlliams
How did you know what I was looking up last night? :0
Cyber Seduction would be a good name for a Synthwave band
Hold out for my EP, coming next whenever.
VHS Sex 00110010: Cyber Seduction Boogaloo
This is my jammity jam!
Damn you're right. *writes down on paper*
As you are reading this I am securing the royalties to that name.
I believe the funeral was the "actor's" careers.
What career?
ChloeNyan AJ Why are you asking me? I wasn't invited.
ba da tsss
its a metaphor
I literally LOL'd at this
My mother used to HATE Lifetime movies.
Then she developed severe dementia... now she loves Lifetime movies. I think that says it all.
That's sad... But it says a lot about people who truly enjoys this trash!
Heck, until Ralph brought it up I wasn't even AWARE of that channel's existence(I stopped watching tv 10 years ago) and I never thought it could get THAT BAD! 😱
That makes so much sense
Damn I'm sorry to hear about your mom, no one deserves that fate
I hope she gets better soon.
From Dementia?
Never heard of Cyber Seduction, but it looks pretty damn dumb. Victoria's Secret ads are more pornographic than what that kid was looking at.
To be fair to Lifetime, I think they were trying to imply that he was looking at harder stuff, while also showing as much as their network would allow them to. It was the same thing that screwed over the 50 Shades series, which marketed itself on the "extreme" BDSM but then showed fairly toothless sex acts in order to get its desired MPAA rating.
@@geneparmesan8748 "harder stuff".
MW3 on recruit is harder than that
@@shepard1175 how bout veteren
Cyber Seduction is a movie that shouldn't exist. Why? Because it's dumb. It doesn't even know what's puberty is and it doesn't know that sexual urges exist. That is part of being a human. And there's nothing wrong with that.
I remember I had to watch Cyber Seduction with my parents when I was 12 because my parents walked in on my downloading a Minecraft mod, which they claimed was obviously porn. They told me I was going to become addicted and kill myself if I kept downloading porn, this was 2011, after like people stopped downloading porn too.
Jack Sack what was the mod?
Azau
This needs an answer, I won’t be able to sleep until it is
Squorch974 how's your insomnia going?
Gornad Huckshucxgod
kill me
Whatever, don't act like you weren't downloading lewd Minecraft mods. Shame on you for making your parents look bad instead of admitting you're addicted to porn.
I don't know. Kinky the Clown is a pretty good name.
Joe Greenwell thats what my town calls me
Funny, that the bullies are the ones that represent societal values. When in reality, they represent the opposite. What, with the bullying other people, and belittling them to feel better about themselves and assert themselves as superior and what not.
Funnily enough it's a name some people would be proud to be called. 😅
Imagine at the end of Blue Lagoon they never get found and they end up building a house on the island, and in the distance you see the cyber seduction kid swimming towards the island and everything comes full circle.
"I'm swimming for the booty, get the fuck out of the way!"
And then his mom follows him on a jetski, yelling "STAWP, YOU'RE ADDICTED TO PAWRN!"
Yes
So you’re proposing……
Lifetime cinematic universe??
Virgil Lewis Indeed
Then someone in the jungle farts and the laugh track and music starts
When I was 14 my parents found out I was smoking weed and they sent me to a mental hospital for a year. One day we watched a Lifetime movie about a girl who starts smoking and drinking and her parents send her away to a mental hospital. It ended up being an actual portrayal of how my teenage years turned out. I talked to my mom about it. She said she saw the movie, and every decision she made, like sending me to wilderness programs and therapeutic boarding schools, were all because of it. The worst experiences of my life that ended up giving me a trauma disorder were all because of a Lifetime movie.
No offense, but what's wrong with your parents? Movies aren't real life and shouldn't be copied...That's like one of the first things you learn as a kid when it comes to entertainment. Also did you tell your parents off or how you felt? I hope you did .
John Beckmann your parents sound fucking awful. Fuck 'em sorry.
Instead of talking to other parents or (school) parenting help they went full mental.
It's all good though, we're cool now.
That's fucked up
John Beckmann I hope it's true and it's not because they guilt trip you...
"He just defeated the drug dealer in grand theft auto."
*what*
You know the drug dealer from that GTA game
Evangelista Steopic yeah that one the Drug Dealer from the “Grand Theft Auto” game
I mean, explaining GTA to your mom like that kinda makes sense
I wish we could put pictures in comments, because the "wat" lady would've brought this to a HNL
Idk you do that in San Andreas, which came out prior to the movie's release
4:18 _"What's going on here?"_
"Let me tell you what's going on here. My name's Charles Stiles, I'm with a company called Mystery Diners."
*R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E*
dang it
Some shush concerns
"Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"
we have placed 94 cameras up his asshole and four cameras up mine
"Hear you're a real freak though. Into the real twisted stuff."
"Come on you guys, I'm just fooling around, this whole porn thing's a joke."
"You're the joke, leatherboy."
"... says you're the new king of porn."
"KINKYYYYYYY, THE CLOWN."
this has got to be some of the funniest dialogue I've heard in a while from something trying to be serious.
Its like the kind of conversation a group of characters in an RPG with really bad acting talking to each other.
@@8stormy5 Well, doesn't that generally depend on the subject of said porn?
Oblivion_dialogue dot MP4
Someone Nonexistent its really gold
"Hey, the leatherclub's two blocks down"
Ralph’s one-man rave was crazier than the drug party in Perfect High
Mister Misanthropic of Gulf City, I regularly come back to this video just to rewatch that scene
@@giovannizerbini3119 something about it just makes me so happy
Ye
"and then she tries meth"
as you do
"and then she tries heroin"
might as well
@@JoJoJoker Gotta wash the meth down with some heroin
@@sychosebastian9551 and clear out your nose with some good ol Colombian powder.
And then everyone clapped
@@TheM-qo8zs what
@@sychosebastian9551 It's a reference to a story that sounds crazy and made up and ends with everyone clapping, which makes it even more unbelievable
"How would you feel if we looked at naked dudes?"
I'd feel like you are normal teen girls honestly.
Kirk Findlay pretty much
Kirk Findlay I would be proud. They would be women of culture.
Or a gay teen boi
@cosmosspring Yes they do.
@cosmosspring true it's mostly fanfic, manips, amvs
8:18 That kid only swam frantically out of the pool because he forgot to delete his internet search history, he still plans to off himself.
I prefer this interpretation
The first command in any man's will is to delete his browser history.
director's cut
Unfortunately he got permanently freeze-framed so he never got to delete it. Now his mom knows everything.
3:34 "This is hilarious. These people are freaks," says the woman in a large group of people looking at censored internet porn during a party.
WatrDragn In college, a bunch of guys had me over and they put on porn. Like really disturbing traumatising torture porn.
Mitchell George Saw or a Serbian Film or Hostel or Human Centipede?
4:18
✔ MULTIPLE Lights on
✔ Computer facing the door
✔ Door open
✔ Mom still awake
✔ Not listening to environment
50 Shades of Amateur
Even amateurs know better
I don't think he was even listening to anything, I think he was just looking at pictures. There's no excuse for him not listening.
It's a well-known fact that when masturbating or watching porn, the most sensitive part of a man's body is his ears.
He wanted to be spotted, he's into it
Even at 11, I knew how to shut the door before looking up "big breasted women" on bing.
"This is one of the best movies outta the bunch. It's not as good as Cyber Seduction, but it's better than Pregnancy Pact."
Brilliant.
Scotaku ... I don’t get it
@@IAmNumber4000 he means in the so bad it's good category
The cast of the Full House movie looks like they're from a Full House porn parody.
*BEND OVER, MICHELLE.*
snackfan you got it dude
Dominic
NOT THE CHILDREN
OH SHIT, OH GOD OH FUCK
Real Human bean minus the children. Porn companies never show actual children for obvious reasons
Fuck House
1st Lifetime Original Movie: Scolds the protagonist for looking at pictures that would only be considered mildly sexy.
2nd Lifetime Original Movie: Has a cover that is infinitely sexier than anything in the 1st movie.
NO JOKE THE TITLE SCREEN OF LIZ AND DICK TURNED ME ON MORE THAN ANYTHING SHOWN IN CYBER SEDUCTION
One thousand likes and a single reply (excluding mine)
I've got a lust for bust.
Adam musty busty babes
Adam I can only get off when they wear at lest 3 layers of clothing
Adam I've got a bust for lust
I've gotta lust that makes me bust because I must feed my lust for bust.
Adam SUCH A LUST FOR BUST!
Wait, so flashbacks to pain and humiliation made him want to live again? I guess he really is into the kinky shit.
KINKY THE CLOWN!
He's into that humiliation porn
Neco Risborg Humiliation porn? Wow, I keep learning new things every day...
Bones The flashback would've made more sense if it showed that his parents realized the problem in a particular scene with good pacing. Along with the girlfriend finding out why he didn't want to do that. And that his parents still love him from the beginning of the movie (again, good pacing), and stops his suicide attempt and learns his lesson. Addictions can prevent you from spending time with people you love.
Pregnancy pact is 100 percent some dudes fetish
That got approved because the publishers needed something to help evade taxes
@@suwacc3237 And then Lifetime made a movie about evading taxes.
Ironic, ain't it?
@@pootispower304 I believe you mean: "Oh no, not you again."
Buuussteeeeddd
6:19 He Mentions his brother plays GTA. THATS WORSE THAN SOFT CORE PORN!
Not only that but the openly celebrate the murder of a drug dealer in front of their mom in order to cover for it because GTA murder is better than SC porn!
@@phreakinpher I like how unnatural that sentence sounds. like any video game mention in a movie really
@@greentaigo2552 "yo dude I finally won the boss in level four!"
"Whoa! Nobody wins level four!"
@@HeyitsTom999 "but it should be no problem for you, the master of unlocking".
7:47 I mean, I'd make fun of him too. That shit's so vanilla it's practically ice cream.
Ha
That shits so soft you could prevent someone from dying of hitting the ground too hard with it
@@PETRIXXXX It's practically kid friendly.
They make out it's so twisted though
Os ot practically chocolate ice cream?
I go on igram all the time as well as clicksters on my Xbox computer.
is bill 2GAY2LIFT?
You sir, are truly a legend
Austin Mangrum :)
Bill Engelhuber U Toob is where I get my JaMmY jAmS
LegoMelonz15 also vyn
Mom: stop looking at the internet
Also mom: yes small 9 year old play gta it is suitable for you
It seems like they put that in to make her seem like a cool mom, but all it actually did was make her look like an idiot.
That's parenting in the 21st century, bobs and vaganas bad. Murder, rape, kidnapping, drug dealing, vandalism terrorism and torture is A-Okay though.. pathetic parents.
*rich couple gets married*
LIfetime: BaSeD oN a TrUe StOrY
An Iraqi food cart bar is having problems. It likes to air gay porn on its T.V. and the owners are worried that customers may be addicted...RELEASE THE DRONE
good one bro
Stephen Brown the drown's going down!
Kinky Clown, Mystery Diners.
some shush concerns
My name's Charles Stiles, I'm with a company called Turkish Airlines.
"You have a problem son, and the best way to convince you is to beat the shit out of you." - Father of the year.
And yet the issue here is with the internet, what??
also this kid plays gta? the game with drug dealers and prostitutes? how has he just discovered internet porn NOW
It honestly pisses me off how genuinely horrible his parents and peers are, and yet the people who made this crap are implying that they're all 100% right. The movie never says that his family and friends bullying him is in any way wrong. It's like they're saying, "Stop watching porn, or else society will basically bully you into committing suicide." That's fucking terrible! How the fuck do the filmmakers believe that they have any sort of moral high ground?
+Super Mutant Sam and Mas because they're the martyr mother that's just protecting their child and obviously their "mother's intuition' is always correct
Dat epic moment when you're pumped up because you beat The Drug Dealer in an unspecified GTA game.
Yeah don't you remember that one time you beat that one game? That was such an epic gamer moment.
Okay, so by the time this shitfest came out, the most well known GTA was San Andreas, right? In that game, drug dealers are practically just regular npcs that drop cash, they ain't even a fucking challenge since most of the time they don't have weapons! Sure, it's some kid's bluff at the dinner table, but it's still stupid!
@@Densester Might've been Big Smoke, he's a pretty big drug dealer
boy: white and yellow kill a fellow, purple and blue good for you
girl: ....... but the berry's red
That's for snakes dumbass.
Just remember the #1 rule whenever you're questioning if a berry is poisonous or not:
YOLO
My rule for Berry's:
If it's black and yellow, Barry B Benson will kill you.
It's "Red on Yellow, kill a fellow. Red on Black, venom lack." for snakes. The coral snake to be exact. It's hard to get bitten by them because their mouths are so small, but caution around any snake never hurt anyone.
For berries, it's, "If it tastes like burning, DON'T FUCKING EAT IT!!!"
The Pregnancy Pact pisses me off on so many levels.
Not only does it glorify teen pregnancy; but vilifies anyone who isn't supporting a bunch of kids having babies.
WTF, Lifetime!?!
But HOW DARE YOU WATCH PORN!
it kinda makes me sad, honestly
like anybody who has a kid at 16 has to try really hard to actually be successful in life, it's pretty much a life of misery and mediocrity
Apparently looking at a boob is bad but being pregnant as a teenager is perfectly fine.
Madame Fluffy Yeah. That movie should actually be a short film with a girl or two later regretting what they had done because they can't go to school, how their parents feel towards them, and the last parts of the SF could end them off accepting their responsibility of taking care of their baby sons. I also think TLC's Unexpected glorifies that too. Even though they have a website to prevent that THEN WHY WON'T THEY MOSTLY TALK TO THE TEEN ABOUT THAT?! And the blonde girl is pregnant again.
You ungrateful bastards, our great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grandmothers were already married and dying during childbirth when they were barely into puberty!!
you gonna hit me dad?!
well are you....daddy?
I've been a bad boy
CheezeWuz That took a turn that did not follow my direction
Would have redeemed the whole film.
CheezeWuz lol
Fucking sexy
Ha! GAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
"Pact? I don't even know what that word means!"
Honestly, something I would expect to hear from someone who willingly made a pact to get pregnant at sixteen. 10/10 for realism.
She called it a "Pregnancy Agreement Bound By a Solemn Oath"
@@aarondavis8943 A divine covenant if you will
fun fact addiction gets worse the more you ruin someone's life because of the addiction
Hence why the war on drugs needs to be about rehabilitation and not punishment.
Thank you for being a gift to mankind.
Weekend Warrior collab you ass pirating bumjaws
"it coulda been a good movie" squad
Fancy seeing you here. You make good shit man.
The Dinkster Hello, dinky, I rang you.
Jeff+ speaking of good shit, release the movie you hack!
Cyber Seduction tried to demonize porn. It failed.
HeyThat'sPrettyGood I'd actually be fine with my sister looking at porn, it's pretty healthy.
But it did not try to demonetize porn.
Kuma Gamer K I N K Y T H E C L O W N
If the movie wasn't so amusingly bad, I'd be pretty disturbed that people actually believe its message. That's the message that caused me to sexually repress myself to the degree of psychological damage
6:18
-porn = bad
-gta, which has more hardcore "porn" = good
Lol Gta Vice CIty has a porn parody character named Candy Suxxx not to mention all of the prostitutes.
Michael Judge this is ignoring the No Russian level massacres you can commit
@@russianname2986 fuck off. CoD is trash.
Baby goat CoD bad. Even just references are bad.
Baby goat okay?
You know the shit ain't realistic when the kid is being made fun of for watching porn by a group of guys in high school.
Well, it would make sense if it would be the same universe as Pregancy Pact, because you had to be a pretty pathetic low life to watch porn in a school were every girl wants to get pregnant so bad...
Tissan Young me and my friends recommend different sites to one another
The oposite happened to me in high shool...
NerdA Itami Real talk. That shit had dudes bonding.
Tissan Young
I don't remember people bonding because of the porn they watched when in High school but again I was the only freak that didn't watch porn at the time...
So they are against soft core “porn” but not a 5 year old playing gta
I mean, I was made fun of at school for NOT watching porn as early-on as my friends.
Me too. Sort of a late bloomer
I mean I still stay away from that garbage.
Warren Lehmkuhle yeah cuz ur gay
@@jon.... No. I am Catholic.
@@warrenlehmkuhleii8472 That's pretty gyay not gonna lie.
Oh, they call this boy Kinky the Clown when he is the most vanilla you can get XD
Actually, maybe even beyond vanilla because actual sex doesn't seem to be part of it- he's just looking. Might as well be at an art museum.
I'm personally imagining Kinky the Clown as some kind of leather clad dominatrix with black and white mime make-up.
I imagined the Kinky the Clown character being a shirtless male with clown makeup, and the crazy hair, with tight pants, so reflective you could see the thong, ballsack hair and leg hair, and he would have a whip and whip your ass, then makes a balloon fleshlight and uses it for several nasty purposes.
Ralp left it out but there is a latex bondage scene, it was so weird.
I uhhh...I'm gonna have to see if your idea of kinky the clown exists out there. I mean I like mimes, and I like s&m so why not see how combining the two works, right?
Blargen Flargen cool. You do you, and proud. I imagine you'll make some niche performers very happy.
Whatever combination of things you think someone might do, they've been at least written, almost certainly drawn, and very probably filmed. It's like proof of quantum physics; it doesn't exist unless observed, but always exists.
(Seriously, you can just try making up random stuff, and then you go looking for it, and it's there. Like… Batman/MLP high school alternate universe things probably exist. I'm too chicken to check.)
I imagine Kinky the Clown as a clown that has the word "kinky" tattooed on her forehead.
Nobody has finished watching this video yet. We all share many characteristics, but this one is temporary. Sometime soon, we will be divided again, but now? We are one and the same.
Well said, sir. Well said...
Ralph has.
We will never be like Ralph.
Jason Holmes s
Jason Holmes I would rather watch the lifetime movies about crazy women! :/
Literally just subscribed and there was an upload immediately after. Love you dad
me too.
Ordan O SAME
me 2222
same
brother
You think these are bad, wait til you see the hallmark channels original movies.
The magical legend of the leprechauns man
What about the Movies24 films? And just when you think the torture is finished there, just wait until you gaze your eyes at the Nickelodeon "original" movies! Mwahahahahahahaaah!
Ralph needs to cover that cancer
Were saving that for Hallmark's countdown to Christmas
I'm pretty sure 7/8 of the hallmark movies are written by the same guy.
Wait, so the younger brother is traumatized by porn but GTA is fine.
Its not even normal porn
@@fakegeek5462 I came my first time at 11, my mind was fucking blown
Maybe he's like, really gay
Fucking gta brought out the tiddies too
@@2diefor I can't even remember that far back.
I had to watch Pregnancy Pact in my home economic class. I guess it was supposed to scare us into not getting pregnant but no one took it seriously and everyone was laughing at it the ENTIRE MOVIE. Congrats Lifetime you made a movie that even the dumbest people in my class understood how idiotic it was.
Otaco Girl I wish my school was cool enough to show us horrible equivalents of Netflix movies
It got at least one thing right, most teen pregnancies are intentional.
Otaco Girl Really?! You're lucky, I WISH they would've showed that in one of my classes! I'm sure my friends and I would've been quoting it to each for the rest of the year, lol.
We watched some of the better ones in my health class
How could you not think pregnancy pact is hilarious? It's like a parody, and it doesn't even illustrate good reasons not to get pregnant very well.
#6:00 Waitwaitwaitwait.
The mom has a problem with porn? But is okay with her young son killing a drug dealer in GTA? There's something wrong here.
What's wrong with either of those?
There is nothing wrong with either porn or violent video games... if you are of an appropriate age. But the mother is upset about the son viewing exaggerated depictions of a natural physical act, but not upset about the exaggerated depictions of violence, illegal drugs, and murder.
I think she should be more concerned about the one depicting something that is *actually illegal*. Her priorities are skewed.
Even if I don't think that either of those things are bad, I can understand it if she had an issue with the violence, or both of them. But just the porn? I don't understand this character's motivations.
AusSP There's tits in GTA. I don't understand the logic.
AusSP - Hell, the older kid wasn't even looking at porn; he was browsing cheesecakes, at best!
Whuch makes it all the more laughable that she was so distraught over her teenaged son ogling the female body.
+Dangerous Joy ...You have missed the point of the comment.
By the by all the actors in these movies can be hired for 20 bucks and half a beer.
Except Lindsey Lohan, you can hire her by giving her a bite from your cheeseburger, it's the best she can get
Seems accurate.
and the 20 bucks was for getting the half a beer.
Not 20 bucks each, 20 bucks total for the lot
The women who was in the Full House story thing was also in Perfect High so they're so cheap they re-use actors
"Pregnancy Pact" ??? My God, where and when was this true story occurred? When I was in HS, being pregnant was the LEAST thing anyone thought was cool
And it still is. The whole point of him bashing the movie is that it's extremely out of touch
"Lifetime Original" is a movie company, where everyone working there happens to be an average mommy, who at least is above their 40s, with life time creating Pregnancy Pact, do you think they would understand modern media?
The IRL Pregnancy Pact happened in 2008 at Gloucester High School in Gloucester, Massachusetts.
You can read more about it here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloucester_High_School_(Massachusetts)
Generik though the teens-now adults- interviewed claim there was no pact beforehand, that EIGHTEEN high school girls in a small town all just HAPPENED to get pregnant the same year…
…
Mmhm.
Okay, even if I believe there was no pact, something else was happening, because otherwise that just doesn't make sense. the nurse at the school says girls were asking for tests repeatedly and crying over negative results, and it was 400% of the teen pregnancy rate from the PREVIOUS YEAR.
They claim the pact was an aftereffect, to support each other once they found they were pregnant, and the town was Irish Catholic-sex ed was sh**. I dunno. Still seems suspect to me. Someone must have intended it, somewhere.
@@ellieb.1231 All I'm hearing is Crusade
I don't even know anyone who does drugs and I feel a new level of disgust that Lifetime thinks they have the right to say they can help people with drug addictions. Like they clearly have no idea what they're on about
The scariest people are the ones who are dead-certain of things.
@@quantumblauthor7300 The truest thing I've read in a while...
Trust me, lifetime couldn't help anyone with a drug problem. I've known addicts, and I nearly got my dumbass hooked on opiates years back. Lifetime television makes me wanna drink myself to death, not stay sober.
@Vox Populi Eyyyyyyy
Vox Populi ohh 😮
Names for Lifetime shows sound like pornos.
Colt Stovik full house "unauthorised" story ;)
Wasn't one called "Dirty Teacher" or something?
Haha it's kinky the clown!
HowlingSnail That way, they'll really get wet.
Cyber Seduction sounds like android porn
First a Danimals commercial, then a Disney Channel sitcom, and now this. Bella Thorne's on a roll.
TheGuyYouWantToBe I'm pretty sure the sitcom came before the commercial
LIKE THIS RIGHT?
SMOOOOOOOOOOOTHHHHHH
TheGuy Don't forget a shit Adam Sandler film and a bad video game movie adaption!
Reeve Isaacs What was the video game adaptation?
Brendan Sculley Ratchet and Clank I think.
14:14 That funeral was for grandpa Stan.
Stan is a little known character in the full house lore that was acquitted for serial murder despite being guilty. Everyone loved him because his grilled cheese sandwiches and stories were amazing. He was a Vietnam vet, which is what killed him because he died years after the war due lead and agent orange poisoning.
Glorious Content are you serious I can’t tell
@@boltman9977 damn... Didn't know Full House was so deep
I'm sorry, is this a joke ?!
There's no mention in the wiki or anywhere on the internet about "serial murder". What in the hell are you talking about ??!
Real? Probably.
No grandpa Stan.
My dad once told me and I quote, "It's not bad to watch porn because, even though everyone denies it, everyone has seen it at least once in their life."
very true...
Tirant Rex Your dad is a true sage
There was once a study or.... was supposed to be.
Essentially to see how people differ from people who have never seen porn and who have.
Problem was, they didnt get anyone who has never seen porn in their life.
I could be the one and only person who hasn't then!
lol is your dad Mr. Levenstein ?
well said anyways
*A LUST FOR BUST*
Get BUSTed
Unrest for breast
All 3 of these comments are something I'll be holding on to.
23:18 I never get dancing and kissing in the rain. Do you know how fucking cold rain is? Do you know how heavy clothing gets when its wet? Are you trying to get pneumonia?
#hashtag
Yeah I do know how cold and uncomfortable it is I still like the idea of kissing in the rain.
because it gets the girl wet
Excuse you, pneumonia is romantic.
Pneumonia isn't caused by being cold lol.
I like how majority of the comments are about the 1st film
Almost like they didnt even watch the video
There’s just something especially offensive about a bunch of boomers making a retarded movie about the dangers of porn.
@@clawzx1195Also, it’s kind of the only one worth commenting on. As someone who has watched this video through, repeatedly, I can safely say the rest aren’t nearly as noteworthy.
@@isenokami7810 its entertaining hearing ralph rip on the rest of it. but why even comment if thats all its gonna be lmao
I will now yell "This is my jammy jaaaaaam!" any time a good song comes on."
whats the song at the start
OMG thank you ive been searching for it for ages
I want it as a shirt myself.
Paul Looney Do you have friends anymore? How did this experiment turn out?
if there's one thing that lifetime is about is to give your parents something to lecture you on. its retarded. im a teenager, but in lifetimes eyes, im a psychopathic drug and porn addict who hates his parents. That's lifetime for you, m8
this may actually be my favorite RUclips channel ever.
SAME
Soldier 76 We're all fans now~
I just started watching but it's already my second favorite
Soldier 76 Reminds me a lot of Red Letter Media, but changed to be his very own unique thing
Jamison Fawkes no doubt about it
This is the kind of video I've been waiting for my whole life. I've been fascinated with the awfulness of Lifetime Movies since I was twelve and I've seen most of these and it's hilarious to see them get the shit ripped out of them.
Jayne Hello fellow Misfits fan
I like misfits
Jayne One could call you a TV Casualty of sorts.
Jayne same
Jayne qqqqq
“It’s not even porn, it’s just, like. Cleavage” may be my favorite ralph quote
🅱️ig 🅱️reasted women
WyvernSkin but is it 🅱️oneless
WyvernSkin 🅱️ig 🅱️reasted machine 🅱️r🅾️ke.
🅱ℹ️g 🅱re🅰sted w🅾Ⓜ️en get 🅱🅾ned. 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
🅱oo🅱 🅱achine 🅱roke
A 🅱️ust for 🅱️ust
When will we have a movie on the dangers of anime?
CNN's got your back
When hell freezes over!
My guy look up any video on sonichu
Azau Pretty sure he meant a Lifetime movie on anime
ME!ME!ME! was way ahead of its time lol
the funeral was for the death of good television
👏👏👏👏
Jayden Hutchinson funny 😂
Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life has been a friend on mine and I's favorite terrible movie since at least 2010 or so, and I'm so glad to have found this review. It truly is the greatest film ever made. My favorite scene is when they confront Peter Pan in the library, and as loud as he can, the dad says "What were you looking at!?" and Peter Pan says "PORNOGRAPHY, GEEEEEZ."
Oscars.
You're being sarcastic, right? You'd know that no one is this stupid to type ''I's'' instead' ''my''. If you're not sarcastic then that is even sadder, honestly.
@@ironmonkata6703 ever hear of a typo, smartass?
I love that scene
Pregnancy Pact is like a hopeless fantasy world that people from Children of Men wish they lived
this is so funny
yeah
I love Lifetime Original Movies. I feel like a Lifetime Original Movies random plot generator could be fun.
You don't think that's already what they're using?
@@quantumblauthor7300 they use a random word generator and use that to make their plots
honestly there's no reason to give a fuck what I say, but you're nailing these reviews. Every time you are improving on not only the structure but on the framing of the shots. awesome job again!
wow i didn't expect to see you guys here! but totally agree, ralph is underrated
The Bible Reloaded HUGO
HUGOOOOOOOO
hi
The Bible Reloaded first time seeing one of my favorite you tubers comment on a random video
The Bible Reloaded TBR and Armoured skeptic comments found on this channel? You know it's good shit then.
and his face is acceptable for a human being
“And then she tries meth and it doesn’t work out.” Lmao that should be an anti-drug commercial
I hope they make a movie about CHARLES STILES, MYSTERY DINERS
The best teen drama ever
The Unauthorized Mystery Diners Story
TheManWithThePlan How about a Crossover between Charles stiles and random diner person....I think stupid ass people would watch it
Made by regal films of course!
emerald BASED ON A TRUE STORY
7:05
"No...no..its not that, its just...that your not an anime girl"
69th like
ha
Wait...
So he tried to commit suicide by drowning himself? He's not even trapping himself underwater or anything? I thought it was impossible to force yourself to hold your breath until you faint/die if you can prevent it. Or maybe not? I don't know.
The One And Only, Silver-Wolf I think some people can suffocate themselves, but most people can't.
Yeah, it is more efficient to tie a brick or something to the foot, to make sure you can't fight it on reflex. Of course it is probably a very foolish way to go about the job, as CO2 is readily available in many forms and containment methods that kills painlessly, and efficiently. Not saying anyone should do that, but if you were a hitman, this stuff can, ironically, make your living. Follow your dreams kids!
Drowning is considered a pretty good way to die, relatively speaking.
You do realize that you are talking about the semantics of forcibly drowning yourself.
No, that's if you are in air. Like some people can force themselves to pass out like that but most can't. Underwater, it's not like you're body involuntarily swims to the surface. Maybe you'll try to take a breath, but then water just gets in your lungs.
I remember a lifetime film where a woman is an abusive relationship. And her husband threatens to murder her so her father breaks out of jail and saves her. Then the father molests her in an abandoned train yard. I noped out at that point. I assume that the movie ended with her being abducted by a circus run by murder clowns and getting molested by herself from the future while sad violin plays. WTF?
I don't...uhm...did I have a stroke?
This plot sounds awful. Looks like I have to experience this absolute shite myself.
I've read this comment 4 times already and I still don't know what it says
Watching Ralph dance had me dying
"Let's all get pregnant at 16."
"I don't know what pact means."
Dang.
IT'S JUST LIKE REAL LIFE
Armin Arlert Hey babe
Armin Arlert it's funny because if one gets pregnant before 25 they're pretty much saying "ruin my life now please"!
PREGANENANT
stupid babies need the most attention
this is the only channel where i can click like before the video plays, and know that i wont regret it.
exactly
Most times my nightmares consist of Ralph saying “jammity jam” on a loop
Pretty sure the last one is just a biopic on Bella Thornes life
So is she really that unaffected by heroin and meth? Does meth really just give her a bad hair day just like in the movie?
@@DistractedGlobeGuy she just kinda looks drugged up a bit all the time.
3:27 "How'd you like if we watched naked guys?" Because no woman in the history of anything ever has looked at porn. I know it's less common (or they're at least more discreet about it), but the idiocy is astounding.
The common thread I notice in these films is that the writing isn't just incompetent, they have no comprehension of how people behave. You think if you want to do stories about addictions you should look into how addictions tend to play out?
>I know it's less common
I admire your innocence.
as a female, I prefer girl on girl porn bc for some reason gay porn just. bores me 😂😂
Tabitha Howlter but... Girl on girl is pretty gay
papershadow69 Woman watch porn just as much
It's because those moms are so conservative on sex, they can't even imagine having normal sex as being good
the first movie gave me a lust for bust but when do i not have a lust for bust ami right
ikr i would have made a joke on that too like "im ketting a bit of a kinky clown" but i was too lazy
...... huh?
I like women who are clothed... It leaves to my imagination. Or they're wearing something sexy like a short plaid skirt and stockings. Cat stockings, because cute can be sexy :3
Eileen Blurrr I'm one for the ol' boiler suit + burlap-sack-on-head meme. ;^)
"I don't really care if I live or die, all I wanna do is take drugs and get high."
Literally the only thing I remember back when my Mom watched Lifetime.
*turns on "allstar" by smashmouth* this is my jamity jam!!
*Turns on "I need a Hero" Shrek 2 cover* THIS IS MY JAMITTY JAM!
jellycat lazerpup *turns on Spider-Man 2 pizza theme 1 hour earrape version*
T h I s i S M y J A m iT y J a M
So Perfect High is basically Shitty Requiem For A Dream?
The version that all the teenagers want to see with the social networks and the accurate American teenager slang and the totally not forced happy ending
DOO WOO DOODODODO
DODODODODODO DODOO
DODODODO
DODODODODODO DODODODODO
This is my jammity jam
Yes but Requiem had a good plot
@@2diefor That's why he called it "shitty" requiem for a dream, bunghole.
The way mothers defend this shit is appalling.
your only hating on it because you can relate
so what is it, heroine?
asscrack?
porn?
pacts?
swimming?
porn?
pr0n?
bumbumbumbuuumbumbum?
nnnnnnnnnnnnn?
dont lie to me
the vape god It's the dank memes...I can't control myself around dank memes.
i've had an nnnnnnnnnnnnn addiction for 5 years now. please help me.
Beat Your Meat Just give your meat a good ole rub.
*Grandmothers
How 2 cri in movie
1. Single tear, eyes and face aren't red or puffy
OR
2. Constipated face with no tears or redness, just sobbing or even screaming
My greatest claim to fame is my moment onscreen at 1:14
thanks Ralph
But Yoda, you were in Star Wars.
(Permanent Placeholder) i'm going to be in ralph's movie some day
Same! I suggested Cyber Seduction.
[Witty RUclips name] I had never heard of that channel before your comment but I just found them and HOLY SHIT.
+marathon monk
I certainly wish I could...
"This is my jammity-jam" -Wypepo
*smacks lips*
this is my jamity jam
“A pact? You mean, like the Warsaw Pact?” That joke is so old, last time I heard it, I fell off of my dinosaur, and got expelled from the League of Nations!
Last time I heard it, Moses was getting the Ten Commandments
@@connor4040 Last time I heard it, electrons couldn't connect with protons and neutrons.