IS THIS DETECTIVE IN LOVE WITH HIS CHILD PARTNER???
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
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It's a cop. And a half. Because it's a kid who is half the cop's size, age, what have you. Do you get it? Do you get the joke? Also apparently this is a sequel to a movie from the 90s that I have never heard of and doesn't appear to have any connection other than the title? Sure. Why not. Look, I genuinely promise you that the ending to this movie makes the journey worth it. Okay? But up until then, you will want to die. There's simply no getting around it.
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#copandahalf #buyourunderwear #please
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the law brought them together but ultimately kept them apart
HAHAHAHA
Yzzy May
Lmao
JESUS CHRIST best subtitle
This is said too much but your pfp matches perfectly
Vlad Dracul If you’re fine with jail than nothing at all!
* child comes on the screen *
“Ewwwww”
Best reaction lol
Realistic reaction tbh lmao
Excuse me
Hold up
Phrasing.
This movie ABSOLUTELY should've been that girl getting murdered by the drone in the beginning and Lou Diamond Phillips avenging her.
That would have actually been have watchable...
Wait that's Lou Diamond Phillips???
Ritchie Fucking Valens??? Holy shit
I literally thought the whole cop loves child thing was just a joke but that ending says otherwise
What the
Y e a h I'm pretty uncomfortable ngl
Euuuugh that ending was kinda suspect
I read this before finishing the video and thought you were exaggerating.
I made the most unholy fucking screech of pure disgust when I got to the ending...
I’m thinking they tried to do a father/daughter development like TLoU, but they conveyed it badly. Then again I’ve only watched 5 minutes so far.... I’ll be back.
Edit: Kill me and burn my remains
that ending had a millie b brown and drake type energy
I would like but you had 69 likes and I couldn't do that
@@syedhassany9683 And now it has 96 oh boi
@@MrPapaMojo now its 777
I like your pfp.
Now it’s 2.5 k
why do the characters in this live action American movie speak and behave like anime characters
CaityReads this explains so much
Oh now I get it it’s a live action anime
I'm sure the original Cop and a Half serialised manga is better
or at least gives more time to characterisation and development. lol
You've watched too much anime.
weeb.
Nah, watch an anime with good dialogue.
I hate to say this, but if this was a Japanese anime, there would totally be romantic tension between the girl and the cop. It wouldn't even be subtle.
theres already weird tension
Pastel Succubus it’d be 10x weirder
Coz they're weird
Isn't that basically P to JK?
@@oliviaaurellias what the f* is p and jk ?
Jokes aside, it's actually SO unethical of him to allow a little child to participate in potentially dangerous police work
What’s a bit of child labor and endangerment among friends?
he's a cop what do you expect ?
@João Vitor ah yes, the well known ethnicity: cop
SHA SHA SHA UwU UwU UwU this brought me great joy
Good thing this is a movie and not reality...
lasers are light right? and that detective was jumping in slow mo, and got there before the lasers hit her. So.... the detective is faster than light
Yep.
"The word "laser" is an acronym for "light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation". "
He’s an alternate universe version of The Flash, known as The Flasher.
Not to mention that a laser beam that short, but also strong enough to burn a hole in a phone case, is likely to be extremely bright to the point of blinding
@@Wertsir wow what a cool and innocent name! No innuendo here
I never knew that.
"Pull yourself together man you can't fall in love with your partner"...literally fell on the floor laughing when I heard this
I was sent after, "THAT'S the problem?!"
This is like the terrible version of Logan
IT IS HAHA
HAHA
But the girl isn't annoying in this one
i hate that this is fucking true
Lmao is really is!
I think it was meant to be a daughter/dad relationship but oh boy did it not read that way
no more daughter/daddy relationship
*Only the movie Logan managed to do a daughter/dad relationship decently.*
@@vit968 the perfect dad/daughter relationship. Tony and Peter are the perfect dad/son relationship
Logan and The Last Of Us
Are the only acceptable father-daughter like relationship stories
Geralt and Ciri should be added to the list
the simple fact that they used a chalk font in the title is enough for me to say no
zayna prasad lmfaooo
The 8 year old having a Blue Lives Matter phone case is an interesting prop choice
Kris Lessinger well she is Cop obsessed
The Cop, Child Love affair was the real shock writing choice
I'm just a big fan of socially and politically aware adolescents
Just in case you couldn’t tell she admires police officers
The flag was originally just to show support for officers but a lot of right wing people turned it into the "blue lives matter" movement
@@disasterdoctor819 they did that to show the hypocrisy in the liberal supporters
I feel sorry for the cop actor , I just feel he's watched this and cried ahah
Daniel Sagar 030103 he should be ashamed
Daniel Sagar 030103 the dude played Richie Valens now THIS?!?
He was good in Longmire
he's on prodigal son and that show is so fucking good
'Cop actor'? That's Lou Diamond Philips and yes, I too feel sorry.
"I've been shot my arms don't work, you'll have to sit on my lap, I'd do the pedals, you steer."
Technically he'll do her while using the pedals
Luke Corvo Sanguinar I hate it here
@@STOKERMATHALLAN really? I had no clue. Thank for clarifying. I had no clue at all even after watching the video. Do appreciate it
@Gabriella Dure you've allowed me to see the golden moment. For this I thank you
I was so worried thatvwould happen
I am so baffled that the majority of the movies the pair of you watch are even movies. Who is funding these? Who are they for?
Us.
@@PrettyMuchIt FANTASTIC answer
Money laundering
she's the creepy girl from Ouija: origins. She's actually a really good actress and has a bright future. This aint it tho.
Yeah she was also in the Haunting of Hill house and Annabelle lol- but yeah she’s a good actress
that's why she looked so familiar. tbh this movie scared me a lot more than Annabelle
She was also in Becky. She's a really good actress
She always ends up in the hottest stinkiest shit
I feel bad she got casted for this, from what I've seen of her she's a very good actress
Liked this video immediately after Eric said “I’m jealous that girls can sell their underwear!”
I mean, imagine a world where there were a sufficient number of women buying men's dirty underwear that it was a commonly known thing that happens.
Dude I’ve talked about this to my female friends and co workers, they would be talking about how men offer them a lot of money to hangout, or for a pic of their feet or some weird shit like that and I’m like “damn, sometimes I wish I was a girl for that exact reason” “ literally getting paid for simple shit”
@CastielUchiha Well, you may not get an offer irl, but on the internet there's actually a market for pictures of mens feet, if your interested lol
Natsuki Breh
Someone tell me where this marketplace is cause I’m broke as fuck
It's only statutory if you get caught.
Pokedrew *_its only statutory if you get caught_*
Soviet who Cuts 🖒
Crystalgames1211 he's right you know. In America cops get away with an unimaginable amount of crimes thanks to their powerful union. Look it up there have been cops over there that have murdered and raped, been caught and charged and by the end of it they didn't spend a single day in jail.
unstoppableExodia I wasn't disagreeing
Crystalgames1211 i didn't think you were. You responded with a question mark which to me suggested you were uncertain or unsure
Oh wait he only said arrested. Maybe I jumped the gun because cops over there do occasionally get arrested or detained but it seems to be in a slap on the wrist kinda way.
"Forbidden love is hot in Hollywood, especially when it's illegal love"
Words of true wisdom
This gave me Romeo + Juliet flashbacks, I don't know why
@@daniboy4153 maybe because Juliet was a 13 year old girl
@@MotherLover1984 wasn't Romeo also thought? Or like, at least a minor also? I swear I remember something like that.
The sequel is Cop and a Half: Lolita
Agh!
Oop-
😭😭
YOU BETTER STOP
yall-💀💀
You guys casually ignored the scene when he offered that little girl his hot dog
they probably have it in the full version
Wayne Ekeh does anyone actually watch the full version of these?
@@ejfunny I wanna say yes but I am not certain
@@ejfunny a bunch of people do
An actual hot dog or HIS hot dog
You know, I wanted to think they were exaggerating, but this film really has a creepy vibe.
the way they want the little girl to die in the beginning to die is so funny
i love that this comment had such a big typo but it has so many likes anyway because people (and me) saw it and went "yeah"
How dafuq does this not have over atleast 10 comments with 1k likes?
If it wasn't for the drone and smartphone this movie could have easily been made in the 1990s. The effects are definitely from that time.
That's what I thought too. Plus Lou Phillips Diamond looking quite aged for a 90's period had me all confused.😅
Noooo theres already a cop and a half from then so much better lol XD has Burt Fucking Reynolds XD
The thin blue line phone case is absolutely INSANE
Who decided we needed a movie about a "back the blue no matter who" child trying to honeypot a cop?
you know thats just the flag for the police right
@@peopleperson have u looked at the news lately at all
Wait. Who did the cop choose in the Drone/ Child love triangle?
Sovash Chetty drone
Sovash Chetty A prison cell
The mother drone
i actually watched this sadly he didn't end up with her
The child obviously
HER PHONE CASE IS THE BLUE LIVES MATTER FLAG LMAOOOOO
OMG NOOOOO
Jyptic haha what?
This movie now makes sense...
Are you joking
Smoosh Goo god I wish
Fun fact: this was filmed at my school. It was really weird to see them film.
How so?
Tell more about it, plz
everyone asking about it. this comment was made a year ago and they filmed when I was 11 or 12. I dont remember now, just know it was weird.
Jocelyn Sousa the on,y time a movie was made around where I live was made years or so before I was born. It was a RDJ movie, not sure which one though.
Amia Georges it was filmed before I was born! But still, I heard that RDJ was a great person! But his cast member, Tommy Lee Jones, was said to be the worst person ever! I’m calm about it because I wasn’t there to see it filmed.
What if it turned out the little girl was the predator in that relationship?
David Cameron that’s what it felt like tbh
tbh she probably is, stalking him n shit
Sounds kinda like "Hard Candy" lol
Sweet Jesus, that would be just as horrifying. She could manipulate him by saying "if you don't do as I say I'll tell mommy and daddy that you touched me in your car"
Theres an ankme like that with a toucher and an elementary school student
"My asshole just aged 6 months"
Accurate
I mean... Depends on the situation really.
EUW!! Why was the mom cooking/eating with her scrubs still on from work?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??! NASTY
because how else are they supposed to communicate her profession? Saying it just isn't enough!
Man the two and a half men sequel is real dark
Cop and a Half Men
Life and a half sentencing for sexual misconduct with a minor
It actually the prequel
Cop and Half a Man
Wasnt two and a half men about a depressed nihilistic alcoholic, a fat kid that cant do well in school, and a skinny twat who can't keep a woman or afford his own home?
That seems more dark haha
The involuntary gag noise one of you made when the dog appears had me proper laughing out loud. Good job, guys.
That drone really said “ACAB” and I respect that
Based drone
DEADASS “dont lemme see that flag around here”
Based
And this video is 13:12 long 😏
Some are some arent. Calling all cops bad Is a massive generalisation, not to mention without them we would be at the mercy of criminals.
This feels like it should be an early 2000’s tv movie holy shit
I thought it was till i saw her iphone
Wait it isn't
I thought it was??
Wait, ITS NOT?!
Robbie Gabito did you not see her phone?
REACT TO SHARK BOY AND LAVA GIRL
YES PLEASE
They already have
Sophie Louise where
Yessss
“It’s a wolf thing”
Creepy undertones aside, these two seemed to have surprisingly good chemistry (non-romantic!). Tweak the writing away from the Twilight shit and they might have had something.
I see it more of Father-daughter
just replace the ending scene with him saying he respects her as a daughter and decides to trust her and then leaves off with a woman his age and gives her a watch or something to remember him by. THAT would be the appropriate ending
"We go undercover, as drones." and then I shut it off.
That opening 'Ew' is the hardest I've laughed in a long, long time.
*little girl shows up and starts speaking*
“Ew........” 0:37
Me when anyone shows off their babies
"where is john landis when you need him" wow that is one dark joke. For those of you that don't know, during a twilight zone episode he directed two kids and the male lead died via decapitation in a horribly failed stunt.
thechris312 not just the lead, Vic Morrow
Along with two little girls who were extras
What the fuck...
Isn’t there footage from that on youtube still? It’s not up close but you can see the chopper go down
thechris312 it wasn’t an episode lol it was a segment of a movie
Did they not notice the kid had a blue lives matter phone case
Right? Wtf was that
How the fuck did we miss that...
Pretty Much It i assumed you guys caught it durring the full vid but guess not lol
Well they do...
SKELETON GOD fuck yeah they do...
This is literally just 13 minutes of two dudes saying that they want a like 10 year old girl to die a gruesome death
Is that.....bad?
Massive Legend hey don’t put words in my mouth
@@logan.theriot5331 lol
So what everyone is thinking?
I like how they just gave up on reviewing the movie and started talking about selling underwear lmao
"And I bet it would be a guyy." Exposing me like that!🙃🙃
WE SEE U
The main guy is a tony award winner and the little girl is in a ton of horror movies
Wtf
JakeGoesOnline I see she kept her horror movie streak by being in this movie
I know he has no right being in this, not too mention he seems to be giving a pretty good performance, girl too.
No way
Well that sugar daddy thing was a massive tangent that just kept spiralling out of control until it ended up at selling underwear..... love this channel
did i dream the ending or did that happen
both
Pretty Much It I would buy both of your guys panties, I’m a girl :D
@@MattisNearMello niiiiiceeee
@@PrettyMuchIt wait what you actually showed a ending... Still watching lol
did no one notice the blue lives matter phone case,,, DID NO ONE NOTICE TH-
It's a police flag. I don't think "blue lives matter" was really a thing when this was made.
Bhumi Rushing awww is swomeone mwad because you’re not gwetting mwore attention..... 🥺🥺
@Bhumi Rushing riiight simply asking for equality is racism... wait no what??
Bhumi Rushing now who’s the snowflake getting triggered
@@elliotgov asking for equality is one thing but declaring the whole thing as a Marxist political movement is another
The name “Cop and a Half” I assumed it would be about a cop and a disabled cop solving crime
Soviet who Cuts *oh my goD*
WHEELS AND THE LEGMAN
That would low key be a very offensive title if that were the case lol
Wyatt Peyton my like was 69 im proud
I mean it’s pretty much the same
WHY DOES THE GIRL LOOK LIKE THE HEMMEROIDS VINE LADY
sidknee Mielmonster?
Cop: You can't sit with us
Girl: AcTuAlLy MeGhAn..
Why is her dog called Lucy but the bowl says ‘boss’
bc she’s a boss bitch lmao
@@marla49 doja cat vibes-
Also a tiny dog like that shouldn’t have that much food in her bowl or even a bowl that big. -A yorkie owner
@@Heyyyyitsanya o… kay?
@@zacharywood9416 we’re talking about film inconsistencies dude lol that’s a film inconsistency
This is honestly my favourite RUclips channel you guys are hilarious
Thanks so much, Eleanor!
Eleanor Smith his profile picture sums up my entire opinion on this movie
The last ten minutes of the movie made the whole thing worth it.
Wait I might need to call the lolice
9:30 he wants to meet her parents lmao, what a nice son in law
The little girl is Lulu Wilson and she’s actually a great actress. She’s been solid in everything I’ve seen her in so this was surprising lol
Oh no
@@nevermindgaming6848 check out haunting of hill house on netflix! she and the other child actors are surprisingly great and it's an awesome show!
@@IzFab I KNEW I RECOGNIZED HER
Bad director can make or break a movie
Lou Diamond Phillips is also pretty great so I don’t know what the hell happened here
"It's not even CG, it's clipart." Haha 💀😂Could you guys marry me? Yes, both of you. We can say we met in France or something.
You could say yall met in greece
Aku From the future in Greco Roman
Okay this is like 2 years late but her blue lives matter phone case is SENDING ME
To be fair, it wasn't a movement back then.
@@padawanlizzy4517 yea, it wasn't a movement, it was just a flag representing US law enforcement. Honestly it fits for her phone as she wants to be a law enforcement officer.
The flag isn't called blue lives matter flag, it existed long before the shit show that has given it a bad name
Where is it sending you? Shall I send out a rescue party?
It's not a blue lives matter flag you burnt piece of toast
That ending was insane
Too good to be true.
ISN'T THAT THE CHILD FROM OUIJA 2 AND ANNABELLE: CREATION???????
IT IS
How'd she end up in this shit heap ?
WebHeadGabe117 we all gotta start somewhere
Ouija 2 and Annabelle Creation are actually excellent movies.
Chloe.Kitty that's what I thoughttttt
Is no one going to talk about how this man has a flip phone but there are drones. Sir update your phone
That's the point, he's supposed to be poor. He has an old car, raggedy clothes, and an old phone. Then at the end, he has a new car, new phone, and a suit
@@user84074 *and a woman*
I hope the girl grows up to be a really famous actress and has that end scene dug up on a talk show so she can talk about the #MeToo movement.
@Alyssa Bryan that's what you think
Alyssa Bryan not true at all. Anyone can prey on anyone (obviously excluding infants and newborns who can barely speak).
She was in Annabelle: creation
wow i didn't even realize he was asian until the end when he shaved his beard
CrunchyJayman Wow, I didn't even realize he was Asian until reading your comment. I always figured he was latino because of Stand and Deliver
MovieBuffBrad yeah he does look latino in Stand and Deliver, he's actually Philippian.
He’s native American
it’s Profugus no he was born in the Philippines
it’s Profugus how is that possible.
I loved the original when I was a kid. The only bit I remember is the kids joke "what comes after L?", "Bow!" then he elbows people in the balls
Absolutely love your username! Hope you are well and will totally have to check out the original at some point. Hope you have a lovely weekend!
I always remember the "Stop! I hate to run!" joke.
If I ever direct a movie I want pretty much it to do the audio commentary for the blu-ray
DEAL
I feel bad for this girl.
She probably thought this was herbig break.
She was one of the stars in a movie that box officed over $300,000,000 the same year this came out
WorldsWorstBoy Yeah but her acting was atrocious I hope she gets better and gets a great part in a better movie
@Trenton McKenzie WAIT WHAT WHICH CHARACTER IS SHE I ACTUALLY CANT TELL
ツgeorgia young shirley
She was in the Haunting of Hill House, Annabelle: Creation and Ouija...2. Forget the name.
Lou Diamond Phillips is a good actor. He deserves better than this.
Bruh I just noticed he was the cop and then I remembered La Bamba and ur right he does deserve better than this 😭
This is sad to watch he rlly does deserve better
Ughhh the awkward touching and long stares. FOR GOD SAKES, WHERE ARE HER PARENTS?!! 😂
That ending made me real uncomfortable
They did NOT give that 8 year old child a Blue Lives Matter phone case 💀
it’s not a blue lives matter flag, it’s so pay tributes to veterans who have been lost.
@@norakropp_ no, it’s definitely just a Blue Lives Matter flag
@@norakropp_ it’s totally a bootlicker phone case dude
@@razalfraz6618 what is that
@@norakropp_ it’s a thin blue line phone case go look up bootlicker and you’ll understand fuckers who rock that have no personality other then muh cop protect and serve
Kinda reminds me of Joel and Ellie from the Last Of Us but this has alot and I mean ALOT more sexual tension
In The Last of Us they knew how to make that connection not creepy, they were able to actually successfully get the right message across lol...
@@savannah9271 Feels like this was meant to be another movie, then they decided it should be a sequel to Cop and a Half, but the person meant to rewrite the script decided to do heroin instead.
"Where's John Landis when you need him?" JESUS
The only comment I've seen about that joke so far
This movie HITS DIFFERENT in summer 2020. She literally had one of those police system american flags on her phone case.
And? So what? Cops are not all bad.
@@themimsy even if they weren't. all cops are working for a corrupt system that disproportionately targets people of color. That flag is seen as a racist symbol.
@@name-vl7mg it’s a thin blue lime flag and it’s way old than the blue lives matter movement. it makes perfect sense that a girl who idolizes police officers would have that as a phone case. it’s not as deep as you think
You guys better start a patreon account. Gotta get them used underwear!
prettymuch.it/pals
BAMAN!
@@aki-lucky8345 nananananananananana BAman
ya dickhead
Most cringe ending ever. Why and how did the writers write that?
They might've been on drugs at the time
Lmao
@@e.dolphin5055 WHO APPROVED IT
@@e.dolphin5055 I mean the writers wrote the script. Which passed to a manager. Which passed to a director. Which passed onto the actors who ALL said "Yeah nothing wrong with this"
"I'm jealous that girls can sell their underwear" oh well do the gays have news for you!
BROOOOOO 😂 You got me actually laughing, not nose-whistling. Thank you 😂
You guys should watch the old live action Ben 10 movie 😂😂😂
Yes
YESS
Kdjekekdsj there was a live action???]]
Stephy Curiousphy there were two actually, one for the original series and one for alien force
Shhhhh we dont talk about that
I WASNT PREPARED FOR THAT ENDING
"I'm jealous girls can sell there underwear" - Eric
The kissing booth?
Hanifah khanom I second this. It’s so amazingly cringy. I need it.
I third this. It’s amazing what happens when Wattpad fiction gets made into a movie.
I fifth this. Legally it has to happen now.
I sixth it :))
i seventh it
4:00 CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HER HAND POSITIONING FOR LIKE... 1 SECOND! OOOOH MY GOD!
😂😂 that and him going “keep up the good work”
NO. NO! 😂😂😂
Her facial expressions also make it look even weirder.
OH NOO 😭😭
Chris Hansan is going to need the police officer to take a seat
this is one of the funniest channels on RUclips😂
Thank you!!!
Pretty Much It np bro but you guys always make me laugh you say the funniest shit like im watching the film with some of my boys btw ur 13 reasons why vid was the best
I applaud Lou diamond Phillips for being able to take this movie as seriously as he did
White Cops: BANZAI
(hard cut to asian cop looking angry and confused)
Art.
They didn’t make a joke about how the girl’s phone case was a blue lives matter flag. I’m not mad I’m just disappointed.
Megan I thought the same thing
"do I look like a homeless guy?"
"UHHH YA YUH DEW"
when i say acab i’m talking about the little girl
LMFAO
algwptcab: all little girls who pretend they're cops are bastards
you all should do The Kissing Booth
i like how it turned from watching a movie to talking about selling underwear
Damn why did this movie do Lou diamond phillips like that
He really wanted to reach the keeeeeeeds
;D
let's bring back Greko-roman laws
AMEN 😤
Pretty Much It thank you fellow grekko-romans I will always buy your used underwear
ProxyMoron I’m not sure I want to know what that is
ProxyMoron honestly I'm not fond of the idea. Women are way too attractive to be into men.
IndigoRage so basically Greco-Roman laws were a combination of same sex marriage being outlawed while man boy love was considered sacred? Mmmkay dats fucked.
“MY ASSHOLE JUST AGED 6 MONTHS”
When did this movie come out? Her phone case is the Blue Lives Matter symbol
OMG it came out in 2017 😭
@@emilyrose8444 to soon 😭😭😭
Aged like milk
Correct me if I am wrong but isn't the blue lives matter the same as the police flag?
lily hendrie yeah I think you’re right
*release the drone*
MOTHER DRONE
Charles styles, mystery diners.
“YOU CHEATED AT THE CHEESYS CHALLENGE”
THREEE CAMERAS IN THE KITCHEN
I hope Ralph memes seep into every corner of the internet
“how much of this adventure did you share with your mother” I CANT BREATHE AHHAHAHA
2:18 The 12-year-old has a blue lives matter phone case. I can’t with this movie 😂
I watched this before in class - everyone loved it.
I asked my mom to transfer schools immediately after, she understood completely.