There is also the one episode where the other characters turn into their natural sea form doing what they should do as sea critters. The narrator does say squidward is an octopus
Fun fact: The back bone is actually their shell. A thing of the past when they had external shell. Overtime they evolved to cover their shell and the shell slowly faded out.
The piece you pulled out is called a pen or gladius and is actually made of chitin, not cartilage. Animals with cartilaginous back bones (like sharks) are still considered vertebrates, while squid and other cephalopods are invertebrates.
Giant squid are larger than colossal squid when you account for total mass. Colossal squids kinda look larger though because they got thicc mantles. EDIT: correction, colossal squid are larger in terms of mass but giant squid appear larger in terms of length. Anyways, there is no way that anyone is getting either of those two on their dinner plate lol.
@@pacho6821 there are 2 or 3 videos of giant squid, and there is only 1 video of a colossal squid that has ever been captured. They are that rare. There are only 11 “complete” specimens of colossal squid that have ever been found and they were corpses that had washed up on beaches, other than that, the only other times we find colossal squid is when their beaks occasionally turn up in the stomach of a beached sperm whale. They are THAT rare, there is only one recorded sighting of a living one, so while I can’t be certain, I am 99.9999% sure that no human has ever caught and consumed a colossal squid. Also, if one were to be captured you would be an absolute moron to eat it as you could sell the specimen for a shit ton of money to be studied. EDIT: also they live in the oceans twilight zone, which is incredibly deep and the reason they are so absurdly rare.
😢😢😢Leviticus 18:22 KJV Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; and your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.
Fun fact! The giant cartilage backbone is called the pen and you can actually write with it! You can even use the ink from the ink sac if you're careful :)
I’m fourth grade one of the kids had a dissecting squid themed birthday party and the spine (pen) and ink sac to write with the pen we’re party favors😅🙈 I’ll never forget that! Lol
We had to dissect a squid in science class once, it wasn’t nearly as big as this guy, the ones we had were probably about 6 to 8 inches long, and only about a pound each. My teacher had caught them on a fishing trip he had taken the weekend prior, and so they were “fresh.” After we finished dissecting and doing our lab along with it, my teacher battered and fried up the calamari on a hot plate in class! It was so freaking cool and a memory that has stuck with me since then. This was obviously something that happened in the 90s as I doubt any teachers would get away with doing that today.
@@AcidX. it was a different time for sure!!! I wonder what it’s like in schools now, because when I was in school when cell phones were just starting to become more common, we weren’t allowed to have them on in class. And only a few of us had cell phones, Vs everyone pretty much having one. I had one, but it was for emergencies, and it was just a basic brick phone. Not a Nokia but close lol! What is it like in classrooms now, if you’re either still in school or recently finished? My sister in law graduated high school only a few years ago, and she told me that all kids do all day is sit on their phones… and the teachers too, because they can’t get the class to pay attention; these are in the worst classes though. She did have a couple classes that the teachers were a bit more assertive, and didn’t tolerate the phones being used for things outside of school work during class.
@@missmarie_8790 your sister was pretty spot on, some teachers don't give a care and others don't tolerate phones. A lot of the time people will sneakily be on their phone and most people have air pods or wireless earbuds in during lessons.
@@AcidX. yeah, that is pretty much exactly what she said! When I was in school we didn’t have Bluetooth earbuds, we did have earbuds that could be discreet, but they always had a cord attached. If you were a girl with long hair (or even a guy with long hair) you were able to hide it more. Because a lot of teachers wouldn’t tolerate hats or hoods up in class, so you couldn’t hide a earbud or whatever. Some of us got creative though and would cut little holes in our jacket pockets, to feed the wire through. To be easier concealed lol! We did a lot of weird shit to get away with stuff like that, and passing notes and stuff. So I find it interesting to see what the kids are doing in school now, to get away with that kind of stuff. As you guys can just text each other from across the room lol! We would hide notes in pencil sharpeners and let the person you were passing the note to, “borrow” your pencil sharpener 😂🤣
@@missmarie_8790 yeaa, haha the pencil sharpener idea is a pretty good one, I wouldn't of thought of that.we did used to pass notes back when I was in elementary school, since we didn't have phones.
Bro was so calm when he said ''To begin i'll have to remove the head from the body''💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Edit: Thanks for the likes it's the most i've ever had on a comment
@@Maggy-uj7kd Did you know there is a species of squid called Giant Squid? Adult squids tend to grow up to over 10 meters. They can be found all over the world, but very rarely get close enought to the surface to be seen. This is not a Giant Squid, mr.
@@Maggy-uj7kd 100x in volume is still not right in the case of the squid in the video. Unless, as I wrote earlier, you compare it to one of the smallest species of squid. 100x anything is quite a lot more compared to what people tend to think.
I noticed that he seemed much more soft and careful in this video, he did a great job with that beautiful squid. It's always nice to see someone cook with such care and respect for the animal. 😊
@@ridefree9160 exactly, these people are delusional, how can you be respectful to a dead being xD I'm not even a vegan, I eat mostly meat, but saying that's somehow respectful is nonsense
“Imagine swimming and seeing this!…. Let’s cook a giant squid!” No hesitation, man finds a giant squid swimming to him and just immediately thinks about cooking it.
It probably didn't go like that. Maybe the squid grabbed the human's hand, the human couldn't take it off besides biting it, once it bit, he realized it tastes good raw, they ate them raw for a while, then decided to think about how it might taste good Even other animals know not to eat just anything.
@@DeVoidedTails 1 he doesn’t look like a Squid 2 just because his name has the word Squid in it does not make him a squid 3 there are background Squid characters in SpongeBob that look nothing like Squidward
@@drained1177 you can cook a pre filleted squid tho. It isn't title "dissecting a squid." but anyway it's just a comment. no need to get so political about a cut up squid
@@MrDoom159 it was a simple comment i obviously wasnt offended by the fact that he tore apart the squid... im a fisher so i kill fish like a quarter of the times i go. I was just trying to post a comment that might get likes as I scrolled past the video, bc these yt shorts kids have very un-advanced humor, so pls shhh bc these notifications are kind of obnoxious and they make me hungry when i come back to this vid, so _goodbye the end_ . . . you gotta be trolling 💀🐟🥶 -master of yap
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*"And squidward was never seen again"*
This comment is gonna blow up
Squid ward is actually an octopus
@@hilda436 6 tentacles only though
@@hilda436 squid--------ward and ur callin him octopus...wow🎉
There is also the one episode where the other characters turn into their natural sea form doing what they should do as sea critters. The narrator does say squidward is an octopus
The cartilage is a keepsake honestly. It looks so cool
It's not cartilage, it's nail.
@@PLF... It's called keratin
I would have it framed ngl
@@V.ms_tape definitely. Or preserved it and made it into a pen or something
Transparent sword
Fun fact: The back bone is actually their shell. A thing of the past when they had external shell. Overtime they evolved to cover their shell and the shell slowly faded out.
one of the bruh moments in evolution
interestin gas fuck
So there mantle skin kept growing until it tent over its shell
My man discounted those badass tentacles WHICH ARE THE BEST THING ON A PLATE OF CALAMARI, FR.
YEAHHH
Yes!
Squidward Has Been Real Quiet After This Video Was Made...
Who made that song?
Squidward is technically an octopus
He's been real dead
Loudward
Squidward is an octopus
Kraken : Let's cook Nick.
lol
Lol aint no way
let him cook😅
Nick: UNO reverse card
😂😂😂😂😂
Bro was so calm when he was cooking Squidward🗿
Squidward is and octopus
Squidward been real quiet ever since this dropped
Bro really pulled out the Excalibur from a squid.
The squid dropped legendary loot
@@Jumbatatofr
@@Jumbatatowe gon defeat the megalodon final boss now
Nigga has like 7 health bars
that's not a beak but CLITORIS 🤣🤣🤣
i was gunna say that lol😂
Those beautiful eyes 😍
isnt it haram. sorry I started a war
Hi gully
Kulfi King
@@ncob12 giant squid eyes kulfi
@@hassanautal7058Seafood are halal entirely but It also depends oh what mazhab you hold..while im Syafi'e then its halal...
Looks good ❤
The piece you pulled out is called a pen or gladius and is actually made of chitin, not cartilage. Animals with cartilaginous back bones (like sharks) are still considered vertebrates, while squid and other cephalopods are invertebrates.
Nick 2 weeks later: Let’s cook a whole colossal squid
Giant squid are larger than colossal squid when you account for total mass. Colossal squids kinda look larger though because they got thicc mantles.
EDIT: correction, colossal squid are larger in terms of mass but giant squid appear larger in terms of length. Anyways, there is no way that anyone is getting either of those two on their dinner plate lol.
@@carsonnesbit1178 never say never
@@pacho6821 there are 2 or 3 videos of giant squid, and there is only 1 video of a colossal squid that has ever been captured. They are that rare.
There are only 11 “complete” specimens of colossal squid that have ever been found and they were corpses that had washed up on beaches, other than that, the only other times we find colossal squid is when their beaks occasionally turn up in the stomach of a beached sperm whale.
They are THAT rare, there is only one recorded sighting of a living one, so while I can’t be certain, I am 99.9999% sure that no human has ever caught and consumed a colossal squid.
Also, if one were to be captured you would be an absolute moron to eat it as you could sell the specimen for a shit ton of money to be studied.
EDIT: also they live in the oceans twilight zone, which is incredibly deep and the reason they are so absurdly rare.
@@carsonnesbit1178 I know my friend, I was just joking :) thanks for the infos btw, so kind
@@pacho6821 lol, flew right over my head, no problem brother👍
The backbone thing looks epic
Turn it into a sword
That’s what I was thinking tbh
You have no logic, you can't turn the back bone into a sword
@@VulcaniUmbra Sure you can!
@@VulcaniUmbra i was thinking like covering it with resin or something but ok
Didn't really have to say it like that
@@Angelikaliu1331 Well sorry but its strange
how are you taking so chill as if you did this a million times 😂
now cook a colossal squid
"They've got beautiful eyes"
*Proceeds to make calamari*
That shit weird lol
😢😢😢Leviticus 18:22 KJV
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; and your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.
Rip
Yes
Yeah, he truly had beautiful eyes.
That’s kinda sad
That cartilage looks like a crystal dagger
It looks like a giant piece of plastic to me
Craig?
It's not actually cartilage. It's the vestigle remnants of an internal shell. It's made of chitin, the same material as insect exoskeletons
@@ScrimmyBingus42interesting thanks
Brother, is that you?
I love how calmly you said “Now we carefully remove the head…”
Guys remember lynja do not forget. If the movie coco has taught me anything is we need to remember the people we love and cherish❤
Bro cooked the kraken
Not even close
@@lostsoul5602 ruined the joke omm
@@jesusespinoza9343 my bad man 😅
@@lostsoul5602 well you ain't wrong the colossal squid is a thing
Wait till you see the actual "Giant Squid"
“to begin, i’ll remove the head from the body”
nick said calmly.
karsonnnnnnnn is this you
❤❤❤❤@@thebiggestnartuofan8801
I'm disappointed at no Shaun of the Dead references...
Pff 💀
Squid: *Sweats profusely*
Bro that crunch and the way that looked so good 😭
oh so thats where agent 4 went
No wonder the humans went extinct in Splatoon.
Y'all I feel so spoiled most likes ever gotten a comment thank y'all so much!!!
@@TheOnionKingReignsyour welcome
AGENT 3 NOOO!1!11!
ngl I came here for the squid biology (because he would have to dissect it to cook it) for my splatoon ocs 😭😭😭
I’m glad the splatoon community is still swimming along well 😁
Fun fact! The giant cartilage backbone is called the pen and you can actually write with it! You can even use the ink from the ink sac if you're careful :)
Awesome
epic
I’m fourth grade one of the kids had a dissecting squid themed birthday party and the spine (pen) and ink sac to write with the pen we’re party favors😅🙈 I’ll never forget that! Lol
i wonder if this is how ppl used to write
Actually its called the gladius after its resemblance to roman shortswords of the same name
Bro violated that squid
Hey nick I always feel like I’m gonna throw up and I start to get nervous and when so watch your vids you make me feel so calm ☺️
Nick one year later: "Let's cook the kraken."
You mean 20 years later 💀
😂
Nooo rubyyy gilman😢
100 years later: Let’s cook the megalodon
150 year later: Let’s cook the Bloop
200 years later: Let’s cook Cthulhu
Me gustas
Ngl the eyes look so amazing like it came straight out of a fairytale
Proceeds to eat it
Bruh, its so satisfying when he cooks food like that. Just wish i could eat sea food again.. 😥
Eating octopus is evil but eating squid is delicious
Nick is literally telling us everything in the book and which makes it easier 😂
ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ
!!
Yeah he probably has nuclear launch codes in there 😂
can we appreciate how he uncooked and rebuilt the squid for the end of the video? A true hero
100th like
200th like 🗿
@@Tamzid-Siu 9 hours ago an 9 days ago what perfect timing
waiting for the "he recorded it before idiot" comment
@@sushiboi004he recorded it before, idiot.
I didn’t know squids came equipped with a legendary sword
Bro fell asleep first at the sleepover
We had to dissect a squid in science class once, it wasn’t nearly as big as this guy, the ones we had were probably about 6 to 8 inches long, and only about a pound each. My teacher had caught them on a fishing trip he had taken the weekend prior, and so they were “fresh.” After we finished dissecting and doing our lab along with it, my teacher battered and fried up the calamari on a hot plate in class! It was so freaking cool and a memory that has stuck with me since then. This was obviously something that happened in the 90s as I doubt any teachers would get away with doing that today.
Damn that is cool it would be cool to have been alive at that point
@@AcidX. it was a different time for sure!!! I wonder what it’s like in schools now, because when I was in school when cell phones were just starting to become more common, we weren’t allowed to have them on in class. And only a few of us had cell phones, Vs everyone pretty much having one. I had one, but it was for emergencies, and it was just a basic brick phone. Not a Nokia but close lol!
What is it like in classrooms now, if you’re either still in school or recently finished? My sister in law graduated high school only a few years ago, and she told me that all kids do all day is sit on their phones… and the teachers too, because they can’t get the class to pay attention; these are in the worst classes though. She did have a couple classes that the teachers were a bit more assertive, and didn’t tolerate the phones being used for things outside of school work during class.
@@missmarie_8790 your sister was pretty spot on, some teachers don't give a care and others don't tolerate phones. A lot of the time people will sneakily be on their phone and most people have air pods or wireless earbuds in during lessons.
@@AcidX. yeah, that is pretty much exactly what she said!
When I was in school we didn’t have Bluetooth earbuds, we did have earbuds that could be discreet, but they always had a cord attached. If you were a girl with long hair (or even a guy with long hair) you were able to hide it more. Because a lot of teachers wouldn’t tolerate hats or hoods up in class, so you couldn’t hide a earbud or whatever.
Some of us got creative though and would cut little holes in our jacket pockets, to feed the wire through. To be easier concealed lol! We did a lot of weird shit to get away with stuff like that, and passing notes and stuff. So I find it interesting to see what the kids are doing in school now, to get away with that kind of stuff. As you guys can just text each other from across the room lol! We would hide notes in pencil sharpeners and let the person you were passing the note to, “borrow” your pencil sharpener 😂🤣
@@missmarie_8790 yeaa, haha the pencil sharpener idea is a pretty good one, I wouldn't of thought of that.we did used to pass notes back when I was in elementary school, since we didn't have phones.
That cartilage back bone do be looking like those swords you see in medieval games💀
Like it doesn't even look real
Iam buying your cookbook Nick!
I like how bro is so calm when saying: first we will remove the head 💀
Bro was so calm when he said
''To begin i'll have to remove the head from the body''💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Edit: Thanks for the likes it's the most i've ever had on a comment
its a cooking video what the fuck do you expect
Ignorant people about cooking would be easily bothered by that
@@rodmaiquez726yea sorry chef
@@akaveyas6902 don't have to be a cook to be not ignorant about this, unless fastfood and ready made meal are your only diet
@@rodmaiquez726yes chef sorry chef
Squidward: Mr Krabs, can I have a raise?
Mr Krabs:
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
ill give you a raise
RAISE UP TO THE SHORE
Damn bro absolutely dominated that squid 💀
That's why squid the most expensive food you will find in restaurant
"About 100 times the size of a normal squid"
Either Nick is 9 feet tall or the "regular squid" he's talking about is a Southern pygmy squid
Perhaps he was talking in terms of mass rather than length? In which case a regular squid would be around 20-30 cm, which seems fairly reasonable.
You dont know what youre talking about lol
@@Maggy-uj7kd Did you know there is a species of squid called Giant Squid? Adult squids tend to grow up to over 10 meters. They can be found all over the world, but very rarely get close enought to the surface to be seen.
This is not a Giant Squid, mr.
@@da0guy798 100x size doesn't mean height
@@Maggy-uj7kd 100x in volume is still not right in the case of the squid in the video. Unless, as I wrote earlier, you compare it to one of the smallest species of squid.
100x anything is quite a lot more compared to what people tend to think.
I like how respectfully he treated the animal
by eating it?
@@simplelife4213 yes
@@simplelife4213 other people make weird stuff and then eat it
And Humboldt squid will rip you to shreds if you fall in the water, so a little calamari is acceptable in my book.
@@LaVander-bl5ej what?
I bought your book! Best recipies ever, the pasta section is so delicious. 😋🙌
Your so gentle and respectful with the squid thank you. You even talk more softly, much respect.
I noticed that he seemed much more soft and careful in this video, he did a great job with that beautiful squid. It's always nice to see someone cook with such care and respect for the animal. 😊
@@fleabaguette9699 lmao it’s dead. It doesn’t get more disrespectful than that. You two are pansies
@@fleabaguette9699 If they had respect for the animal they would not have killed it
@@ridefree9160 exactly wtf lol
@@ridefree9160 exactly, these people are delusional, how can you be respectful to a dead being xD I'm not even a vegan, I eat mostly meat, but saying that's somehow respectful is nonsense
At this point Nick is just gonna cook a whole Cthulhu type of monster and make it into one of the most delicious plates ever
I played "The Call of Cthulhu" (the 2018 version). I do not recommend. 😝
At least Squidward's happier in Nick's stomach now.
That squid before you dredged it looks like forbidden jelly
**Inkling screaming sfx**
Octonauts fan?
i was looking for this comment
@@Nexuz2octonauts? Naw it’s Splatoon fool
@@Hamster_Dogg forgive me for the mistake then
@@Nexuz2 it’s cool
Love how he takes you through a step by step, as if anyone is recreating this lmfao
That looks soooo good
His cooking is so perfect that Gordon Ramsay wouldn't be able to call him a doughnut.
That is so nasty
He’s a bagel
Gordon taught him how to cook
@Sidda 35 what
@@LilCre what
bro has the ocean in his refrigerator 💀
🤣🤣🤣
Am I the only one that noticed this is the most beautiful loop I’ve ever seen?
Giving instructions like im going to cook a giant squid
splatoons secret end credits:
?????
@@ItsSanchezPro2010 Splatoon is a game with anthromorphic squid people.
No squid people Is inkling
OH NO-
@@ItsSanchezPro2010splatoon is base on anthropomorphic squid/octopus and sea creatures
Calamari sounds so good right now
Squids don't have backbones, just an internal shell.
SpongeBob is gonna be pissed when he sees this
Soon he will make a diss track 💀
Squidward is a Octopus 🐙
@@KyleEvra 💀
@@KyleEvraagree octoward sounds weird right?
Spongebob ordered the hit.
0:16
"You have obtained the squid cartilage sword"
That's what I was thinking
*Item Get sound from Legend of Zelda*
Too bad, you're fighting a giant parrot 😂
nick: "lets cook a giant squid"
a giant squid: am i a simpleton to you?
“Wedge in ur fingers” wowh there nick 😂😂
*When your a splatoon fan* 💀💀💀 BROS I FEEL HONORED TY.
AAA-
rip callie and marie
R.I.P. Marie
The havenly dinner 💀💀
Inkling left the chat💀
Bro really brought a normal squid and called it a giant squid 💀💀💀
bro regular squids aint this big
@@juntingiee2602 then you haven't seen normal squid
Yeah he was exaggerating a lot
You realise it's a species, not an actual description of its size, right?
@@glasscardproductions4736 yes, but do you realize that giant squids aren't that small?
That looks so good I need to buy your cook book I love cooking/baking too !
Nick is the only guy that can pull off an animals head and still be chill about it
“Imagine swimming and seeing this!…. Let’s cook a giant squid!” No hesitation, man finds a giant squid swimming to him and just immediately thinks about cooking it.
It probably didn't go like that. Maybe the squid grabbed the human's hand, the human couldn't take it off besides biting it, once it bit, he realized it tastes good raw, they ate them raw for a while, then decided to think about how it might taste good
Even other animals know not to eat just anything.
It would be a normal squid a giant squid would be 12 meters in length with an eye the size of a basketball
@@Your_handle_should_be_atleast_thank you🙏 finally someone said it out loud!!
As someone with a sharp beak, I can say that this is fantastic
Wha..?...... Nvm
@Angel P cap
@Angel P it only shows clash of clans..
Control c+ control v concept
@Angel P this guy just promote him self
Bros giving us instructions like one is just randomly gonna show up at our door💀
9:18 Alex is such a big ass baby he won’t let people even have fun.
who's gonna tell him that's not a giant squid
Was searching for this comment. Real giant squids are a LOT bigger than that
Looks like a Humboldt Squid to me
thank youuu
I was thinking the same thing but I don’t wanna seem like I was going “🤓 actually”
More like “Average size squid” compared to those heckin *chonkers*
Me when my teammates don't listen to me to save the game in Splatoon:
I needed to see a splatoon comment on this video
@@kiwijellycakesame 😂
@@kiwijellycakeSplatoon is what brought me here and now I feel bad for this squid.
NO…NO..WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY MOTHER!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO mmm calamari
Now I’m waiting for a colossal squid
Bro that loop was nice
Bro just fried my childhood
RIP Squidward 😢
As someone who swims with giant squid, this is a small squid
@AngelP-ml7mnno one cares
@Angel P don't care don't still care DON'T CARE
How long is a giant squid's head part compared to your entire body, do you reckon?
Asians: HAH you call that a giant squid?!
If you had a decently sized brain you would realise the context of 'giant squid' is in comparison to the squid we consume on a daily basis.
Squidward is actually an octopus, y'all don't worry
Most satisfying thing I’ve ever seen in my life
New rank achieved: Squid Surgeon
colossal squid: *COOK* *ME* *NEXT*
“And it’s got big beautiful eyes” the squid: 🟣➖🟣
this whole time I thought squid rings were those paws they have
*91 missed calls from squidward*
Squidward isn’t a Squid
@@TerryTentaclesyes he is-
@@TerryTentacleswait nvm💀
@@DeVoidedTails 1 he doesn’t look like a Squid
2 just because his name has the word Squid in it does not make him a squid
3 there are background Squid characters in SpongeBob that look nothing like Squidward
@@TerryTentaclesif he’s not a squid why is his name squidward??
Huh. Guess that's it for splatoon 3
I’ve spent 10 minutes looking for a splatoon comment.
@@OcttaaaOOF
I see your cookbook at my library
that loop is sooo clean why did no one comment abt it???????
Bro violated that squid 💀
Hahaha so funny 😐
@@shadowwolf1532 why are you so toxic
@@shadowwolf1532 bro, he was only joking. You don’t need to be a toxic queen
@@ahoyitslexx 🤓
@@ahoyitslexx you didn't have to say *toxic queen*
Bro ended the entire splatoon franchise
"hey my crabs. Where's Squidward?" "I'm afraid he's no longer with us boyo. 😔"
That cartilage looked like a cool dragger
"They have big beautiful eyes." Shows dead eyes.💀
"hes quite a sweet fellow really I think I'll call him bob". Moments later bob was dismembered
Bro's got some of the cleanest transitions
"immagine swimming and you see this" "Let's cook a giant squid"
rip Squidward. 1918 - 2023
Bro just violated the shit outta that squid 😂😭🙏💀
@@ashrdashr The video is labeled "Cooking A Giant Squid". What did you expect?
@@drained1177 you can cook a pre filleted squid tho. It isn't title "dissecting a squid."
but anyway it's just a comment. no need to get so political about a cut up squid
@@ashrdashr what do you mean political? if anything, you made it political first.. you gotta be trolling
@@MrDoom159 it was a simple comment i obviously wasnt offended by the fact that he tore apart the squid... im a fisher so i kill fish like a quarter of the times i go. I was just trying to post a comment that might get likes as I scrolled past the video, bc these yt shorts kids have very un-advanced humor, so pls shhh bc these notifications are kind of obnoxious and they make me hungry when i come back to this vid, so
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you gotta be trolling 💀🐟🥶
-master of yap
@@ashrdashrsoft