The JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Kill Count

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @KalebIA
    @KalebIA  4 года назад +4095

    As Chief Keef once said, “Everydays Halloween.”
    Edit: If James sees this, I’ll do a complete version of all parts, and recount any potential missed kills.
    Double edit: Some kills I must've missed script wise, but there's a lot that I counted up at the end because I was mainly using a spreadsheet for it.
    Ex: I didn't mention the Sugimoto family, but it was added up in the end prnt.sc/vb91vn
    Sorry for any of the ones I've missed!

  • @_csim_5273
    @_csim_5273 4 года назад +8967

    “Which JoJo character has the most bodies?”
    Well, Dio. He has 2 of them.

    • @rickastley7261
      @rickastley7261 4 года назад +776

      I think you don't know funny valentine

    • @Ghiaccio.
      @Ghiaccio. 4 года назад +421

      Dio because he has the most se- oh wait you meant kills

    • @marethyu_77gamer93
      @marethyu_77gamer93 4 года назад +201

      I think that the fact Pillar Men assimilate people's bodies would make them a lot higer on the ranking

    • @liamdiamondSWAG
      @liamdiamondSWAG 4 года назад +66

      @@rickastley7261 well it’s a different funny every time the D4C would have the most fv bodies I guess?

    • @rickastley7261
      @rickastley7261 4 года назад +29

      @@liamdiamondSWAG It still being funny valentine's body so I guess it counts

  • @Medikars
    @Medikars 4 года назад +4311

    I'm James A. Janisse and today we'll be counting the kills in JoJo's Bizzare Adventure.

    • @ardatektas9871
      @ardatektas9871 4 года назад +51

      I wish

    • @lukanesovanovic8926
      @lukanesovanovic8926 4 года назад +35

      TUUUUN TIOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN t at ta ta t n tantnatnatnatn

    • @smichel869
      @smichel869 4 года назад +2

      James

    • @tgnm9615
      @tgnm9615 4 года назад +11

      Omg i could hear James' voice

    • @Zbomb3705
      @Zbomb3705 4 года назад +10

      Some where in that sentence belongs “and welcome to the kill count”.

  • @person4086
    @person4086 4 года назад +6726

    Wait a minute, this isn't deadmeat...

    • @MalMako
      @MalMako 4 года назад +45

      Ya dead meat

    • @person4086
      @person4086 4 года назад +79

      @@MalMako "we're deadmeat"

    • @RandomEevee
      @RandomEevee 4 года назад +166

      You thought it was deadmeat, BUT IT WAS I DIO

    • @temmiehoi688
      @temmiehoi688 4 года назад +9

      thats what i thought

    • @person4086
      @person4086 4 года назад +7

      Wow, I got a heart...

  • @berrypretty6305
    @berrypretty6305 2 года назад +189

    wait so there were 100 vampire soldiers in total at the arena fight but 50+ died to stroheim's men and 88 died to the sunlight? Those animators really went above and beyond

  • @creepingcrawley6520
    @creepingcrawley6520 4 года назад +5124

    finally james a janisse has been memed

  • @Videomenkarlo002
    @Videomenkarlo002 4 года назад +4512

    You nailed it DeadMeat thumbnail

  • @stevedu3316
    @stevedu3316 4 года назад +2060

    Almost 90% of kills in diu is Kira's, he really is carrying.

    • @crabravekrab1174
      @crabravekrab1174 4 года назад +60

      yo

    • @shigechiyangu596
      @shigechiyangu596 4 года назад +43

      @@crabravekrab1174 j-josuke!

    • @vrnzi6345
      @vrnzi6345 4 года назад +36

      @Noriaki Kakyoin dang your dead you came back to insult Josie tho respect

    • @FlickerAL
      @FlickerAL 4 года назад +4

      89%

    • @destroidhak2556
      @destroidhak2556 4 года назад +8

      @Noriaki Kakyoin Now you need to give a hint to a Joestar. because you are not going to survive this

  • @radiantduality8366
    @radiantduality8366 2 года назад +107

    Golden Wind has the lowest kill count in JoJo's, but simultaneously the single highest kill count in basically anything.

    • @noahsimonsen
      @noahsimonsen Год назад +4

      no it doesnt infinite death loop to diavolo.

    • @radiantduality8366
      @radiantduality8366 Год назад +11

      @@noahsimonsen yeah, that’s what I mean. Technically it has the lowest kill count in JoJo’s NOT counting Diavolo, but counting Diavolo it has the highest kill count even in regards to other forms of media.

    • @noahsimonsen
      @noahsimonsen Год назад +2

      @@radiantduality8366 fair point

    • @kandyerzy
      @kandyerzy 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@radiantduality8366 Johnny Joestar

    • @kandyerzy
      @kandyerzy 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@radiantduality8366 I think that diavolo only experiences deaths and doesnt actually die

  • @lakajakjn
    @lakajakjn 4 года назад +823

    “Kars may not be the best superhero.”
    He saved a dog in Jojo’s bizarre adventure. *A dog*

  • @kaoticneutralcow4094
    @kaoticneutralcow4094 3 года назад +676

    That ambulance has a higher kill count than caesar.

    • @chaosknightbarian9810
      @chaosknightbarian9810 2 года назад +12

      damn.

    • @GyroTheZeppelin
      @GyroTheZeppelin Год назад +16

      Why would you say that. It’s really insulting to the fact that Caesar has OP Hamon abilities and got beaten kill-wise by mistake with a heavy automobile.

    • @stonesphixsballer5786
      @stonesphixsballer5786 Год назад +8

      ​@@GyroTheZeppelin L Caesar

    • @SpicyTunaRoll97
      @SpicyTunaRoll97 Год назад

      so does an Orangutan though

  • @vergilsmotivation5126
    @vergilsmotivation5126 3 года назад +1744

    “How many breads have you eaten in your life?”
    Diavolo: the amount of times I’ve died

    • @kletra2102
      @kletra2102 3 года назад +62

      @Uncreative With Names Unless he is really dedicated

    • @Idk-nf5el
      @Idk-nf5el 3 года назад +25

      One death is bread overdosis

    • @vergilsmotivation5126
      @vergilsmotivation5126 3 года назад +8

      @Uncreative With Names idk man if u wanna be a male stripper you gotta stay healthy and eat lots of bread

    • @mromega7493
      @mromega7493 3 года назад +11

      @Uncreative With Names tbf the infinite would mean he has eaten infinite bread he’s would because infinite deaths would mean every possibility ever so technically he’s eaten infinite bread or basically infinite everything

    • @synchrolord
      @synchrolord 3 года назад +5

      Well if he died infinit times, an infinit amount of times of those times well be bread related

  • @tepaee
    @tepaee 3 года назад +53

    The fact they all worked very hard to kill their enemies but in the end the sun still ended up with the highest kills

    • @hceba4661
      @hceba4661 4 месяца назад +1

      no, giorno ended with the highest, he just tought.. why kill diferent people if i can kill the sameone again and again.

  • @DIO-vw6me
    @DIO-vw6me 4 года назад +590

    *_So you're telling me that the sun has the biggest kill count._*

  • @adcar635
    @adcar635 4 года назад +1076

    The fact that the _smallest_ body count is 67 concerns me

  • @michaelzhang7098
    @michaelzhang7098 4 года назад +359

    You missed the scene in Part 3 when we first see into DIO’s Warudo when he kills a cat and explodes him.

    • @grixan8012
      @grixan8012 4 года назад +33

      Shhhhh we dont want to ruin the funny number

    • @kieranmcginley1262
      @kieranmcginley1262 4 года назад +6

      5:13
      Two hijackers? Pretty sure I see 3..

    • @kieranmcginley1262
      @kieranmcginley1262 4 года назад +3

      And didnt dio kill like some speedwagon peeps?

    • @michaelzhang7098
      @michaelzhang7098 4 года назад +2

      Kieran Mc Ginley yeah there was a scene before the Egyptian gods where a Speedwagon scout gets killed.

    • @bebopblue
      @bebopblue 4 года назад +1

      Also didn’t he knock a guy over during that ZA WURADO? I think the impact of hitting the ground might have killed him. He didn’t appear well from what I remembered.

  • @EvetheFurry
    @EvetheFurry 2 года назад +17

    4:48 “we’ll be finishing this with a huge count up at the end, but for now-“ *ad comes on* “TAKE A LOOK AT THIS TOASTY, CHEESY, MAJESTY *arby’s theme plays*”

  • @justinmatsumoto7046
    @justinmatsumoto7046 4 года назад +712

    Kills missed off the top of my head: Reimi, Arnold, the dudes Mista kills in his flashback, Pericolo, the Baby Face homunculi (technically separate from Melone himself), the priest that raised Diavolo and his mother most likely since the town burned down, and Cioccolata's flashback shows at least one old man who committed suicide (at least in the anime). Anime-only, Risotto's gang kills a couple guys from the investigation department.

    • @itismej5939
      @itismej5939 4 года назад +6

      Wait wouldn't jotaro be dead becaue he stopped his heart

    • @piikivi8532
      @piikivi8532 4 года назад +19

      Also DIO kills cat?

    • @elpepe6407
      @elpepe6407 4 года назад +23

      also, the whole enyaba town. You could say they are not really dead but at least the dude turned into cheese and the dog from the beginning should count

    • @gemufreak3441
      @gemufreak3441 4 года назад +25

      What about keicho

    • @skeech9200
      @skeech9200 4 года назад

      @@gemufreak3441 ikr

  • @dragan2427
    @dragan2427 3 года назад +581

    Angelo: becomes a rock
    Dwayne Johnson: “hey I’ve seen this one!”

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 4 года назад +337

    Speedwagon never died. He just got bored of walking amongst the mortals.

  • @thirdanimator3347
    @thirdanimator3347 2 года назад +16

    I genuinely thought Dead Meat actually did this until I saw you made it.
    Well played, Kaleb. Well played

  • @nicknack124
    @nicknack124 3 года назад +1788

    You forgot the fact that Gray Fly has 300 confirmed kills (that's not even a joke. They mention he has killed around 300 people prior to stardust crusaders)

    • @k33pz90
      @k33pz90 3 года назад +146

      Tower of grey is the fly, super fly is the actual tower.

    • @DAWEKimbo
      @DAWEKimbo 3 года назад +23

      @@k33pz90 they fly had those kills

    • @slimaginators
      @slimaginators 3 года назад +17

      @@DAWEKimbo wasnt it a beetle

    • @lepurpleboi3266
      @lepurpleboi3266 3 года назад +30

      @Zee Zee
      Gray Fly is the user of Tower of Grey

    • @nicknack124
      @nicknack124 3 года назад +4

      @@lepurpleboi3266 He was making a joke

  • @Ssjb-bk6im
    @Ssjb-bk6im 4 года назад +368

    When you realized...
    Kira single handed carried the Diamond is Unbreakable gang’s kill streak.

    • @dragoninstalling5446
      @dragoninstalling5446 3 года назад +35

      Single handed 😑

    • @Ssjb-bk6im
      @Ssjb-bk6im 3 года назад +19

      @@dragoninstalling5446 I gotta Hand it to ya for figuring that out.

    • @Microwaveables11
      @Microwaveables11 3 года назад +12

      @@Ssjb-bk6im wow, got a grasp on those puns, huh

    • @Ssjb-bk6im
      @Ssjb-bk6im 3 года назад +8

      @@Microwaveables11 it does come in Handy when I need them

    • @Microwaveables11
      @Microwaveables11 3 года назад +5

      @@Ssjb-bk6im I dont agree, when someone finds out about my love of hand puns, they just make me *talk to the hand...*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +2365

    Horror movie kill count = Dead Meat
    JoJo's kill count = Man Meat

  • @arthurthekyogre9155
    @arthurthekyogre9155 3 года назад +15

    You forgot the alleyway girl's dog (I think the name was Arnold), and probably a shit ton of parents who died off-screen, and if you count stands, Cheap Trick and Chariot Requiem died as well

  • @beefstew4948
    @beefstew4948 3 года назад +1232

    "this rock has more kills than ceaser"

    • @polydullmemes3497
      @polydullmemes3497 3 года назад +73

      That is a really murderous rock

    • @EeveeWoot
      @EeveeWoot 3 года назад +69

      The rock killed Caesar.

    • @safari445
      @safari445 3 года назад +16

      @@EeveeWoot with a rock bottom

    • @j5da549
      @j5da549 3 года назад +1

      @@EeveeWoot ll

    • @thySilence01
      @thySilence01 3 года назад

      @@safari445 from the top turnbuckle 👀

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon9468 4 года назад +402

    8:12
    Jorge Joestar: what’s my purpose ?
    Araki: Dying in a flashback.

    • @Absorbant
      @Absorbant 4 года назад +18

      "Jorge" "porpuse"

    • @Juan30307
      @Juan30307 3 года назад +3

      @Gin yeah its george,but like giorno giovana,jorno jobana,remember using jo

    • @alexanderlefebvre8981
      @alexanderlefebvre8981 3 года назад +2

      His Porpose.

    • @fpxha
      @fpxha 3 года назад +3

      Giorno is different because he's technically not part of the jojo line but technically is, giorno was born by Dio with Jonathan's body
      He is counted as a jojo because of the same reason as the others,
      GIOrno GIOvanna (Gio Gio) different because it's Italian or because born by Dio

    • @banan9214
      @banan9214 3 года назад +1

      Eangrish Lenguaje

  • @theosouris7063
    @theosouris7063 4 года назад +366

    Babyface’s baby momma is killed by the homunculus, you left that one out.

    • @tico9951
      @tico9951 4 года назад +16

      yea he also frogot a few others like the Kraftwork guy that Mista killed

    • @shaykilleen1609
      @shaykilleen1609 4 года назад +17

      @@tico9951 Kraftwerk’s user is technically alive, he returns in Purple Haze Distortion or Shameless Purple Haze.

    • @LunaticXenonist
      @LunaticXenonist 4 года назад +20

      He also forgot keicho nijimura

    • @warchifeik2293
      @warchifeik2293 4 года назад +6

      he also forgets reimi and i think they say an estimate of victims of kira before DIU

    • @ohhimarx1471
      @ohhimarx1471 4 года назад +5

      Also enya and steely dan

  • @axlphishm6943
    @axlphishm6943 2 года назад +13

    God i love the art style in part 1 and 2 , its been a while since i watched em, but this made me remember , they so like a holographic pokemon card, but the colors change so much based on mood , its amazing

  • @wyattmund9286
    @wyattmund9286 3 года назад +793

    I'm actually surprised Golden Wind/Vento Aureo is the lowest. I guess it shows how much tone counts, because its fights are some of the most brutal and has the Jojo with the highest kill count (versus say Part 4 with a mostly non-lethal protag in Josuke) with a mafia atmosphere. That, plus between Grateful Dead and Green Day, and then the unleashing of Silver Chariot Requiem on Rome, it kinda feels like there's a lot more death going on.

    • @makota85
      @makota85 3 года назад +73

      Giorno for him: five kills...
      Really Giorno: ∞kills because he send Diavalo into infinity death loop.

    • @matthewjonas8952
      @matthewjonas8952 3 года назад +43

      Agreed. Ciocolatta would probably be much higher on the list, having a stand that indiscriminately causes death in a ridiculous radius. That man is walking genocide.

    • @lewismartin3430
      @lewismartin3430 3 года назад +22

      @@makota85 to be fair I understand having a version excluding that because literally nothing beats that.

    • @KaijuofSteel
      @KaijuofSteel 2 года назад +14

      Although if you were to take out Kira's off screen murders, then DiU has way less kills than GW.

    • @luigimario2382
      @luigimario2382 2 года назад +5

      @@makota85 not really infinite. It’s the same as his ability to make people’s minds think incredibly fast. They only die once, but they’re brain perceives death an unknowable amount of times

  • @bigsam8597
    @bigsam8597 3 года назад +737

    162 kills in Part 1.
    271 kills in Part 2.
    69 kills in Part 3.
    64 kills in Part 4.
    60 kills in Part 5. (I may be wrong)
    A total of 626 kills in the first 5 parts.

    • @catmeowww7500
      @catmeowww7500 3 года назад +99

      Part 5 cioccolatas green tea killed half of rome haha

    • @Flacidpancake
      @Flacidpancake 3 года назад +90

      Part 3 has 369 if you count tower of greys confirmed kills

    • @lewismartin3430
      @lewismartin3430 3 года назад +33

      part 6-the actual whole universe

    • @crudbaskets
      @crudbaskets 3 года назад +18

      @@lewismartin3430 not really but sort of

    • @clyia7719
      @clyia7719 3 года назад +28

      Technically part 5 has infinity recovered kills from diavlo

  • @hondaibonzai6575
    @hondaibonzai6575 3 года назад +470

    "From manga i counted"
    Later:
    "We are doing anime only"

    • @mr_box1264
      @mr_box1264 3 года назад +20

      gIORNO KILLS : iNFINITELY

    • @nk54woibu40
      @nk54woibu40 3 года назад +4

      @@mr_box1264 bE SURE TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF.
      pLEASE

    • @mr_box1264
      @mr_box1264 3 года назад +1

      @@nk54woibu40 my keyboard sux :v
      And i sux

  • @BesBroYeaha
    @BesBroYeaha Год назад +5

    "He drinks one officer and eleven soldiers in one go"
    Why did I laugh at that line... 💀

  • @bluebird6348
    @bluebird6348 3 года назад +570

    Lesson of the day. Everyone has more bodies than ceaser. Yes, even Danny the dog. He stepped on an ant off camera

    • @thatcarnivoreteacher7395
      @thatcarnivoreteacher7395 3 года назад +25

      @@notnamed. wait a minute caeser committed tax fraud and some other more terrible crimes

    • @minorcomet282
      @minorcomet282 3 года назад +44

      @@thatcarnivoreteacher7395 he commited every crime SHORT of murder. He didnt commit things like treason, rape, arson, etc. But he did infact handle salmon suspiciously in the UK

    • @nickkayfabe6147
      @nickkayfabe6147 3 года назад +27

      @@minorcomet282 He also gave a dog a strange look in Oklahoma

    • @rablopx
      @rablopx 3 года назад +18

      @@minorcomet282 Caesar was playing Fish Jenga with Mark.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 3 года назад +5

      any time i watch part 4 now though i just get really curious wtf happened with Kira to make him such a butcher..
      since part 8 Kira was chill and a nice guy, he had the hand fetish still but wasnt a murderer haha. even being an alternate universe counterpart wonder what went down differently in his life

  • @FookMi69
    @FookMi69 4 года назад +306

    _"I’m gonna give the _*_Golden Chainsaw_*_ for coolest kill to Diavolo, who is currently in a death loop where he is dying from every death you can name, even deaths from my previous kill counts!"_
    *~ James A. Janisse*

    • @DmarcusBaus
      @DmarcusBaus 4 года назад +24

      _”Dull machete for lamest kill will go to Mary Joestar who died offscreen.”_
      *~ James A. Janisse*

    • @MoinCoin
      @MoinCoin 4 года назад +4

      @@DmarcusBaus more dull machete for diavolo for also dying the most boring death in canon

    • @d2cool165
      @d2cool165 4 года назад +7

      For this series, im inventing not 1, but 2 new awards...
      First being cruelest dog death, which im of coarse giving to Danny, innocent lil doggy burned to death, at least iggy got to go out like a champ.
      The 2nd award: the craziest death, is going to Kars, who technically didn't even die, but drifted off into space where he eventually became brain-dead for eternity.

    • @explorercompass0167
      @explorercompass0167 4 года назад +3

      If diavolo experience every death possible, then on of his death has to be getting kill by GER and stuck in double death loop?

    • @Jim.m.mountain
      @Jim.m.mountain 4 года назад +1

      @@explorercompass0167 then triple

  • @roberteospeedwagon3526
    @roberteospeedwagon3526 4 года назад +258

    Technically Diavolo doesn’t die infinite times, as the loop resets everytime Diavolo dies. Also if we count tower of gray’s past victims then stardust crusaders wins

    • @silvereaglestudios
      @silvereaglestudios 4 года назад +7

      Adding the Golden Wind kills with ∞ will make all other parts look like absolutely nothing.

    • @roberteospeedwagon3526
      @roberteospeedwagon3526 4 года назад +14

      @@silvereaglestudios still Diavolo resets everyone he’s close to death thus why it’s a infinite death loop, he will keep dying but it won’t count as an actual kill because hamon beat’s JoJo death count videos are made better with more deaths

    • @qwart22
      @qwart22 4 года назад +8

      Silver Eagle Studios the loop resets just before each death as Diavolo will never reach the truth of death so therefore the infinite deaths do not count

    • @roberteospeedwagon3526
      @roberteospeedwagon3526 4 года назад +6

      @@qwart22 exactly , exactly what Hamon beat said when counting deaths of every JoJo part

    • @thegreatscribbles960
      @thegreatscribbles960 4 года назад +1

      I would are it is infinite but I believe everything thing you says speedwagon

  • @carrieplatt2477
    @carrieplatt2477 2 года назад +11

    13:46 We will honor you for aslong as anything in the world lives! This part had me in tears I loved iggy

  • @tranqle73
    @tranqle73 4 года назад +148

    “Iggy avenges his fellow real estate owners by killing Pet Shop”

  • @ZeroAnomalies
    @ZeroAnomalies 4 года назад +581

    “Which Joestar,Antagonist,and part have the most bodies”
    DIO

    • @Rnow06
      @Rnow06 4 года назад +8

      Jesus calm down with the punctuation

    • @thegoldengamer9315
      @thegoldengamer9315 4 года назад +4

      Dont say his name

    • @seaBBB
      @seaBBB 4 года назад +2

      you. I like you.

    • @Crabgar
      @Crabgar 4 года назад +11

      @Salim rahkdul gee dude thanks for explaining, not like he said "antagonist" or anything
      not like this was a joke about dio having had 2 bodies either

    • @Cocarr0.0
      @Cocarr0.0 4 года назад

      bruh

  • @oldally8869
    @oldally8869 4 года назад +882

    part 6 be like:
    pucci got a double kill
    pucci got a triple kill
    pucci is dominating
    pucci is unstoppable
    pucci is godlike

    • @Little_Eris
      @Little_Eris 4 года назад +54

      And Pucci has the most MC kills.

    • @zoraz8255
      @zoraz8255 4 года назад +14

      Pucci is ace

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 3 года назад +40

      @@zoraz8255 pulling off the ace clutch with that universal nuke, too bad he didn't get the guy that was just spawning back in.

    • @Number1WarioFan
      @Number1WarioFan 3 года назад +7

      What game is that message from it seems familiar

    • @lizardperson780
      @lizardperson780 3 года назад +3

      Technically he killed the entirety of humanity only to reset their lives but idk if that counts since the loop didn't end up completing

  • @gamerule18
    @gamerule18 3 года назад +60

    I cannot believe he forgot the most impactful kill of them all, that one time Dio killed that one cat
    I demand that he redoes this video this instant, from scratch
    Or not, that's... That's also a viable option

  • @raykayalia7097
    @raykayalia7097 3 года назад +313

    You forgot to count the cat Dio kills in stopped time.

    • @kentmichaelgalang686
      @kentmichaelgalang686 3 года назад +15

      but nice number... :(

    • @ember-evergarden
      @ember-evergarden 3 года назад +47

      He killed more than that cat in the same stopped time lol He also kills the two police officers when trying to kill Jotaro on the floor.

    • @raykayalia7097
      @raykayalia7097 3 года назад +1

      @@ember-evergarden Ha LOL

  • @BlueJayflyhigh
    @BlueJayflyhigh 3 года назад +1038

    Dude forgot:
    Hazamadas Friend who killed himself with a mechanical pencil and
    Keicho who was killed by Red Hot Chili Peppers

    • @johnwestensnorris6391
      @johnwestensnorris6391 3 года назад +138

      Hazamada's friend was still alive. Just missing an eye. But yeah he did miss Keicho.

    • @glitchedporygon5426
      @glitchedporygon5426 3 года назад +53

      @@johnwestensnorris6391 Would Reimi and her family of counted?

    • @johnwestensnorris6391
      @johnwestensnorris6391 3 года назад +68

      @@glitchedporygon5426 That's a good question. I would say it depends on if you count deaths from before the story happens, which the people Zeppeli's father killed were counted so I say yes.

    • @-lovi-961
      @-lovi-961 3 года назад +2

      And he forgot hol horse

    • @johnwestensnorris6391
      @johnwestensnorris6391 3 года назад +20

      @@-lovi-961 Hol Horse is alive.

  • @jacquesstephon4717
    @jacquesstephon4717 3 года назад +261

    There were a whole bunch of kills by “Angelo” from Diamond is Unbreakable that were in flashbacks that weren’t counted

    • @dinolife2748
      @dinolife2748 3 года назад +12

      And the Tower of Gray’s kills too in the flashbacks when Avdol talked about him

    • @SpedRockt
      @SpedRockt 3 года назад +8

      He forgot about Doppio kills the priest, his mother and a few people in that village.

    • @legion6211
      @legion6211 3 года назад +2

      @@SpedRockt Doppio didn't do it dioavolo did.

    • @amar1e
      @amar1e 3 года назад +2

      @@legion6211 dioavolo diooooooavoloooo it's diavolo not dioavolo very common typo e

  • @GG.Plans_Goat
    @GG.Plans_Goat 2 года назад +5

    This made my day. I laughed a lot thank you for making this!

  • @hopulbun
    @hopulbun 3 года назад +128

    Imagine being the Ultimate Lifeform, and getting beat out in kills by the ACTUAL sun.

  • @DoomDutch
    @DoomDutch 3 года назад +305

    People who are forgotten: Pesci's kill on the train conductor and the passenger trying to stop the train, Keicho death by Red Hot Chili Pepper, Kira killed Reimi's dog (also possibly 1 kill to many, as he stated to have killed 48, which ought to include the hand at the start of Part 4.)

    • @butterytomatoes747
      @butterytomatoes747 3 года назад

      Also sale

    • @lewismartin3430
      @lewismartin3430 3 года назад

      kaleb placed those kills before he took out reimi and unlocked killer queen

    • @lupemoreno4918
      @lupemoreno4918 2 года назад +8

      And the girl that died by rolling stone

    • @tranidite
      @tranidite 2 года назад +3

      I think that includes that kill plus a few others scene in the part. Kira says he killed 48 women total. That possibly includes the one in the beginning of the part, the one shegechi finds,the lady who has the stand Cinderella and the girl the was apart of the kill he did disguisted as kosaku.

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv 2 года назад

      They forgot that.

  • @ScootrMan
    @ScootrMan 4 года назад +184

    “I should count [specific thing here] but we didn’t establish any rules here did we? So let’s keep going”
    Every single Kill count of Dead Meat

    • @12DAMDO
      @12DAMDO 4 года назад +8

      Dead Meat actually does have rules
      1. _T I T L E C A R D_
      2. confirmed death
      3. no animals
      4. must have a quirky joke for everything
      and that's basically it

  • @Mafi4532
    @Mafi4532 3 года назад +6

    “dies infinitely”
    well that just made the job a whole lot easier

  • @1337speakcow
    @1337speakcow 4 года назад +380

    Since you were counting flashbacks, there is Narancia's mom, the rapists Mista killed, the assassination from the introduction of La Squadra, and babyface's mom.

    • @Magic_Ice
      @Magic_Ice 3 года назад +8

      And you count the people Diavolo killed in that flashback before fighting Risotto

    • @Slymation
      @Slymation 3 года назад +6

      Plus okuyasus bro, Reimi and her dog, and more!

    • @nibmibnib4615
      @nibmibnib4615 3 года назад +3

      Cmon man he tried his best

    • @eronic_
      @eronic_ 3 года назад +1

      @Warner Esquivel Yes because counting like 88 zombies next to each other is not good enough

    • @tacticalpacklimbo129
      @tacticalpacklimbo129 3 года назад +1

      @Warner Esquivel for how negative you have been to someone who put so much work into something
      I would like to see you try and do this exact same thing

  • @Francisco-fw5fe
    @Francisco-fw5fe 4 года назад +479

    If zombies count, then Jonathan has more kills than Giorno, let that sink in

    • @supermonkeybg5420
      @supermonkeybg5420 4 года назад +49

      I mean yea giorno didnt kill that many people narancia killed almost as many people .

    • @jonesjones6279
      @jonesjones6279 4 года назад +48

      Another son Jonathan could be proud of

    • @Tomo-Wil
      @Tomo-Wil 4 года назад +26

      but giogio got inf kills tho

    • @igor-jo8bw
      @igor-jo8bw 4 года назад +18

      @@Tomo-Wil but it resets since diavolo died then comes back to life and dies over and over

    • @jamainegardner4193
      @jamainegardner4193 4 года назад +12

      Poor Giogio just can't catch up to the level of success of his fathers... until you get to Diavolo, at which point Johnny Joestar is the only one who matches Giorno.

  • @youtubewatcher6719
    @youtubewatcher6719 3 года назад +861

    You forgot Keicho
    Everyone forgets about Keicho :(

  • @theplayerofdoom2205
    @theplayerofdoom2205 3 года назад +7

    Legend has it Diavolo is still getting destroyed to this day

  • @ghodcd4849
    @ghodcd4849 3 года назад +100

    Remember an ambulance has more kills that ceasar

  • @EvernightTown6969
    @EvernightTown6969 4 года назад +207

    4:19 Lisa Lisa's mom looks so offended by her husband

  • @f.cap.2473
    @f.cap.2473 4 года назад +345

    Bruh you didn't count Okuyasu's brother nor Arnold, Reimi's dog.

    • @risottopose9970
      @risottopose9970 4 года назад +42

      He also missed that girl in the Prologue for Golden Wind

    • @sansyaboi4205
      @sansyaboi4205 4 года назад +44

      And Enyaba

    • @samueldavid2708
      @samueldavid2708 4 года назад +38

      and he missed the other women dio slept with

    • @GoldenYaldabaoth
      @GoldenYaldabaoth 4 года назад +32

      And the rats in the rat cube

    • @marconarvaez9871
      @marconarvaez9871 4 года назад +17

      He did also miss basically everyone in the Golden Wind train.

  • @ГригорийФилипп-п9у

    *Did you know?*
    Diavolo died infinite times.
    Amazing thing is, that this number is bigger, than 3 football fields!

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 3 года назад +293

    You forgot Enya, Keicho Nijimura, Reimi’s dog Arnold, and Babyface’s mother.

    • @razzberrymint7269
      @razzberrymint7269 3 года назад +8

      Don't forget about Shigechi

    • @sirgrumpiv3335
      @sirgrumpiv3335 3 года назад +8

      @@razzberrymint7269 16:03 he says it

    • @razzberrymint7269
      @razzberrymint7269 3 года назад +4

      @@sirgrumpiv3335 sorry, I didn't heard that

    • @crownll1546
      @crownll1546 3 года назад +32

      Don't forget the cat Dio killed in time stop before killing joseph

    • @fortniteblackmanta1098
      @fortniteblackmanta1098 3 года назад +19

      Didn’t he forget Cioccolata’s victims in the flashbacks too?

  • @dennist8290
    @dennist8290 4 года назад +85

    Say what you want but Jonathan's death was so sad especially as his head slowly slumps down as the ship crumbles around him

    • @iamyuheismi920
      @iamyuheismi920 4 года назад

      why is this related

    • @dennist8290
      @dennist8290 4 года назад +2

      @@iamyuheismi920 because its about deaths.......and he talked about Johnathens

    • @zero-one2585
      @zero-one2585 4 года назад

      @@dennist8290 Jonathan*

    • @dennist8290
      @dennist8290 4 года назад

      @@zero-one2585 oh shit. Ty I didn't even realize I was miss spelling it

  • @sammcguire3798
    @sammcguire3798 4 года назад +97

    The Sun: Has 89 kills, giving at the most out of any animated part so far.
    Enrico Pucci: Hold my bible...

    • @jeremyabbott4537
      @jeremyabbott4537 4 года назад +5

      how many universe resets did Pucci do again?

    • @LiverpoolFC_On_Top
      @LiverpoolFC_On_Top 4 года назад +3

      it’s time to kill literally everything that existed in jojo literally me
      NaNi kskwsmskskska

    • @ezkillguy8316
      @ezkillguy8316 4 года назад

      @@jeremyabbott4537 2

    • @ezkillguy8316
      @ezkillguy8316 4 года назад

      @@jeremyabbott4537 Jorge joestar novel doesn’t count

    • @danieledwards8730
      @danieledwards8730 4 года назад

      What about scp1

  • @Bassgangvt
    @Bassgangvt 2 года назад +6

    23:10 I feel you man. That death was the worst for me. That and shigechi almost made me cry

  • @sarmales1232
    @sarmales1232 4 года назад +120

    probably the saddest moment in Jojo, when SPEEDWAGONNNNN died. RIP

    • @sarmales1232
      @sarmales1232 3 года назад +2

      Mine too

    • @sarmales1232
      @sarmales1232 3 года назад +1

      Yes yes yes yes yes yee

    • @sarmales1232
      @sarmales1232 3 года назад +1

      Yeaa me too

    • @RaminIsTrash
      @RaminIsTrash 3 года назад +2

      Wtf dude Speedwagon didn't even die that was a impostor

    • @kayleedraws948
      @kayleedraws948 3 года назад +1

      Yes that was sad but I cried when my innocent child kakyoin died RIPP 😭😭

  • @trapbuilder2283
    @trapbuilder2283 4 года назад +94

    Technically Diavolo never dies, the loop moves on just before his death

    • @Absorbant
      @Absorbant 4 года назад +13

      This is false. He was shown to be hit by a car in one of the on-screen deaths, which should kill you instantly

    • @KieraQ0323
      @KieraQ0323 3 года назад +2

      @@Absorbant Doesn't count because time was reversed

    • @meljunmercado220
      @meljunmercado220 3 года назад +3

      @@KieraQ0323 it's infinite death every time he dies he dies again with new made death

    • @thew6996
      @thew6996 3 года назад

      @@Absorbant
      no, it cuts to the girl with the toy

    • @mouseman2989
      @mouseman2989 3 года назад

      @@Absorbant diavolo never actually dies, the loop just cuts milliseconds before the death since your brain can’t imagine the idea of death

  • @GORE_KING
    @GORE_KING 4 года назад +181

    On this episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Kill Counts DiU edition: Akira Otoishi is completely innocent and has killed no people. Nope. Not a single person. Especially not Keicho Nijimura, who did not die in episode 5. Nope. Did not happen.

    • @supremeshrek8096
      @supremeshrek8096 4 года назад +1

      Omgg111 fake comment1111111
      Dewetee thed commint1111111

    • @GORE_KING
      @GORE_KING 4 года назад +10

      @@supremeshrek8096 oh noez!!! DDD: ive been caught wed-handed!!!

    • @GORE_KING
      @GORE_KING 4 года назад +1

      @Lucille i know,

    • @andrewk8209
      @andrewk8209 4 года назад +6

      also, how does joseph's death matter in part 3, b ut the bites the dust kills dont matter in p4?

    • @molberding5
      @molberding5 4 года назад

      Nope, doesn’t count. See, I wrote it right there. Does not count!

  • @Ryan50Ryan
    @Ryan50Ryan Год назад +3

    20:40 His nuzlocke on life. Lmao, wasn't expecting that line.

  • @Mystizal
    @Mystizal 4 года назад +218

    GER: I fear no man...
    GER: But that:...
    Tower Of Grey:
    GER: It terrifies me.

    • @sheluv_mooks8574
      @sheluv_mooks8574 4 года назад +6

      i'm sorry but i didn't get the joke

    • @remiicario
      @remiicario 4 года назад +31

      @@sheluv_mooks8574 Tower of grey has more on screen kills than GER.

    • @Anomalous1879
      @Anomalous1879 4 года назад +3

      @@sheluv_mooks8574 his return to zero power won't work on it
      But is life ability will

    • @kaiky_3821
      @kaiky_3821 4 года назад

      For many reasons

    • @kimanh-ls4kl
      @kimanh-ls4kl 4 года назад +1

      Bruh you didn't count Okuyasu's brother nor Arnold, Reimi's dog.

  • @darklordaranyx2467
    @darklordaranyx2467 4 года назад +83

    I swear, Kalebs jokes are so flat but the way he delivers them just makes me laugh anyway.

    • @Mohgwynthemohglested
      @Mohgwynthemohglested 4 года назад +7

      yeah, there was no PUNCHline when kakyoin died, I'll show myself out

  • @ilventodoro2924
    @ilventodoro2924 Год назад

    Awesome video! You nearly got everyone! Aside from the other comments, you also missed Baby face jr’s mother

  • @DefinitelyNotATrolldier
    @DefinitelyNotATrolldier 4 года назад +163

    Technically, even being off-screen, Kira haves the most kills, he's a serail killer since a while, so he maybe be the character with most kills

    • @sasasa1541
      @sasasa1541 4 года назад +45

      He admitted to killing 40 something women before his death, which is impressive, but Dio zombified most of a town, Kars killed his *entire race* , Diavolo likely killed as many as Kira, and so on. He doesn’t have the most kills

    • @Relatable-w9c
      @Relatable-w9c 4 года назад +2

      @@sasasa1541 Wasn't Kar's race kinda small, they lived long and rarely procreated
      There were only 2 babies by the time they were genocided, those babies being Santanna and Wamuu

    • @majungasaurus6814
      @majungasaurus6814 4 года назад +8

      @@Relatable-w9c they probably killed the other babies and only left 2 alive, they also killed almost the entire hamon clan

    • @mink4663
      @mink4663 4 года назад

      Part 6 spoil
      I think your forgetting about *P u c c i*

    • @DefinitelyNotATrolldier
      @DefinitelyNotATrolldier 4 года назад +2

      @@mink4663 The reset didn't kill anyone

  • @pawzgaming865
    @pawzgaming865 3 года назад +79

    "Pet Shop.. is not most people. It is a bird."
    That GOT ME lmao

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 года назад +120

    Can't wait for the Diavolo kill count

  • @Deeper489
    @Deeper489 2 года назад +5

    7:00 Of course the Ultimate life form would be bad at math. Being bad at math means you cant count. If you cant count you're never out numbered. What a big brain play by Kars. He is the ultimate being but like all beings he cant be fate..... or count apparently.

  • @TRIC4pitator
    @TRIC4pitator 4 года назад +121

    Shouldn't the death loop be attributed to GER himself, considering it acted unbeknownst to Giorno

    • @terminhaider9695
      @terminhaider9695 3 года назад +8

      I thought Giorno knew because iirc I think it was Mista or Trish who tracked some kind of life from Diavolo and was like "I don't think he's confirmed dead" and Giorno was like "nah we good"

    • @sonicman9910
      @sonicman9910 3 года назад +1

      @@terminhaider9695 No he himself said that despite him not doing the action or unaware at the time he somehow knew that Diavolo died

    • @giornogiovanna8486
      @giornogiovanna8486 3 года назад

      @@terminhaider9695 yeah that’s what happened

  • @yoshikagekira1436
    @yoshikagekira1436 4 года назад +150

    I was driving to the gas station and I turned on the radio and Holy Diver was playing, that song is by Dio, then they played WhiteSnake

  • @snoivernk1021
    @snoivernk1021 4 года назад +121

    I thought James covered it then I looked at the channel name. LOL

  • @genesismultiverse4896
    @genesismultiverse4896 3 месяца назад +1

    The reason the bread scene is even more horrifying we need to remember how much bread is needed considering the muscle beef jojo is

  • @mygroovv8081
    @mygroovv8081 3 года назад +51

    lets just appreciate how this man had to rewatch all of jjba and count every death just bc of a discord poll

  • @kenjitheshinobi6863
    @kenjitheshinobi6863 3 года назад +120

    Jolyne:”ofc I got most bodies.”
    Gappy:oh cool! How much enimes did you defeat?
    Jolyne: “oh..THOSE type of bodies.”

  • @AlexTheGreatVRF
    @AlexTheGreatVRF 3 года назад +70

    10:46 jotaro is acting like that one parent when they accidentally see something they dont want you too see

  • @Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic
    @Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic Год назад +2

    “Who has the most bodies” well obviously it’s funny valentine

  • @diego6424
    @diego6424 4 года назад +76

    Golden Wind: has the most bodies
    Stone Ocean: hahaha Made in Heaven go clippety-clop

    • @its_Criminal1
      @its_Criminal1 3 года назад +1

      Mado in heaven da

    • @synchrolord
      @synchrolord 3 года назад

      @@its_Criminal1 dirty deeds done dirt sheapo

    • @imjasonyo1418
      @imjasonyo1418 3 года назад +1

      The universe doesn't have infinite people

    • @diego6424
      @diego6424 3 года назад

      @@imjasonyo1418 animals as well are counted

    • @deemcgann1695
      @deemcgann1695 3 года назад

      @@imjasonyo1418 time was accelerating at an exponential rate, the universe reset many times over. Maybe even infinite times.

  • @meemaw1
    @meemaw1 4 года назад +32

    When a military guy got more kills than an ultimate life form

  • @stealmtm
    @stealmtm 3 года назад +69

    just so you know the point of GER’s infinite death loop is that Diavolo dies infinitely, but never sees that he dies, because it’s basically the opposite of KC’s ability. cause and effect.
    KC gets rid of the cause and leaves the effect
    GER gets rid of the effect and leaves the cause

  • @Destancee
    @Destancee 2 года назад +2

    The thing is Diavolo never actually dies he is in a loop of death circumstances but always escapes it just to never witness the release of death.

  • @spoonking678
    @spoonking678 3 года назад +423

    This is SO FAKE!!! Araki was highest on killstreaks!

    • @ScoobyFan0521
      @ScoobyFan0521 3 года назад +28

      Especially for dogs

    • @Whisky2000
      @Whisky2000 3 года назад +14

      D O G

    • @okboomerbutitsacat8050
      @okboomerbutitsacat8050 3 года назад +3

      does araki have an infinite killstreak? didnt think so.

    • @spoonking678
      @spoonking678 3 года назад

      i forgot about this comment and meanwhile it just got 110 likes :/. Thank you for them btw

    • @spoonking678
      @spoonking678 3 года назад +1

      @@okboomerbutitsacat8050 araki made giorno which had infinite kills + the others

  • @Squidgyy_
    @Squidgyy_ 3 года назад +99

    Friend: wow Jonathan is a great character, I hope he lives a long time
    Me: Yeah...

    • @Jake-ul8yl
      @Jake-ul8yl 3 года назад +4

      @sonic adventure fan i want the plush no shit sherlock that was the joke

    • @nolanbryson8957
      @nolanbryson8957 3 года назад

      @@Jake-ul8yl chill

    • @jobryantjab
      @jobryantjab 3 года назад

      Nice pfp @Aidxn

    • @mileshardin6906
      @mileshardin6906 3 года назад

      @@TheLyingFigure to be honest though modern tv is kinda weak in that they dont actually kill people off

    • @nk54woibu40
      @nk54woibu40 3 года назад

      @@Jake-ul8yl r/woosh

  • @finn4012
    @finn4012 4 года назад +60

    Should’ve included Reimi, her dog and the cat that Dio killed

    • @thegunnitgamer5716
      @thegunnitgamer5716 4 года назад +8

      also missed Steely Dan killing Enyaba, the fact that Alessi was 100% definitely dead after the beatdown he got, same's probably true of Steely Dan and even more of the minor villains

    • @42LMS
      @42LMS 4 года назад +4

      @@thegunnitgamer5716 Actually surprisingly enough, Alessi survived. According to the JoJo wiki all the Egypt Glory Gods survived except for N'Doul and Pet Shop

    • @thegunnitgamer5716
      @thegunnitgamer5716 4 года назад +1

      @@42LMS How dafuq? Seriously though, that MFer was launched into ORBIT by Star Platinum, how the actual fuck would he survive that. I think its pretty reasonable to assume he died on impact.

    • @AsinfulParadox
      @AsinfulParadox 4 года назад +1

      @@thegunnitgamer5716 Nah even the anime(IDK about the manga) it says "retired" instead of "deceased"

  • @kevinsavage2728
    @kevinsavage2728 Год назад +2

    Bro forgot diavolo burned an entire village

  • @vickiesimpson2264
    @vickiesimpson2264 3 года назад +64

    Everybody gangsta till you gotta figure out what to do with diavolos deaths

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 3 года назад +335

    "We see the terrible Stroheim."
    *And I took that personally*

    • @isomelbourne9550
      @isomelbourne9550 3 года назад +4

      y e s

    • @AuVeI
      @AuVeI 3 года назад +15

      he's a nazi, what is likable about him?

    • @WetOwl
      @WetOwl 3 года назад +53

      @@AuVeI German Science!

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 3 года назад +55

      @@AuVeI
      He is a bad man in terms of our world sure, but compared to the threat the Pillar Men pose, Nazis are the least of Earth's worries.

    • @LucianoMas-t7b
      @LucianoMas-t7b 3 года назад +18

      @@AuVeI thats why he is so likeable

  • @lorimendoza4155
    @lorimendoza4155 4 года назад +59

    I'd like to see James A. Janisse find a movie with a higher kill count.

  • @rugalbernstein7822
    @rugalbernstein7822 2 года назад +1

    How fitting that you used castlevania music for part 1

  • @marche800
    @marche800 4 года назад +52

    That moment when Giorno has the largest kill count in all of anime and it's all on the same guy.

    • @marche800
      @marche800 4 года назад

      @Lachlan Leying Ko ZOU But he still remembers every death. Just cause he's in a time loop doesn't mean the kills don't count. That's like saying Subaru from Re:Zero has never died cause all his deaths reset.

  • @buppypark4963
    @buppypark4963 4 года назад +27

    20:02 Forgot the lady who gets killed to "make" Melone's stand. Other than that great video!

    • @elco-cakevinsanimationsthi735
      @elco-cakevinsanimationsthi735 4 года назад +3

      She was still alive,she turned into a furniture then came back alive,like Bruno and Trish after the thing died

    • @trolle9752
      @trolle9752 4 года назад

      @@elco-cakevinsanimationsthi735 But she still died

  • @InsertCurseWord
    @InsertCurseWord 3 года назад +57

    The Sun is the most strongest Jojo Character.
    You got my joke.

  • @slippyy6742
    @slippyy6742 2 года назад +4

    Wait so you're telling me *THE ULTIMATE BEING* barely beat out a guy with a hand fetish?

  • @aquamarinerose5405
    @aquamarinerose5405 4 года назад +25

    "How many loaves of bread have you eaten" isn't meant to be taken literally (at least from what I understand. It's more to show how evil he is that he didn't keep any track of his victims because they were nothing more than food to him.

    • @chasecjase9261
      @chasecjase9261 3 года назад +1

      Nah man he got it exact to how many breads they ate

  • @snapgrr365
    @snapgrr365 4 года назад +24

    “Angelo gets a triple kill, being two old men and a dog. However, Josuke really liked one on the old men so he turned Angelo into a rock”

  • @kingascensiongyro5858
    @kingascensiongyro5858 4 года назад +4

    I like how you brought up the idea some of us discussed in the Diacord server about how good are the benefits of working for some Villains, and yup DIO has some pretty good insurance for his workers

  • @kythefrilledfox5474
    @kythefrilledfox5474 2 года назад +1

    Don't wanna sound like THAT guy but you forgot Steely Dan killing Enyaba. Great video though!