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  • @olivernordin
    @olivernordin 3 года назад +21157

    I wake up at noon to not have a morning routine and save time

    • @superbfacts4786
      @superbfacts4786 3 года назад +301

      wow, i wish every person in the world should be like you. Sike! every one already is.

    • @pluzUltraquill
      @pluzUltraquill 3 года назад +30

      same

    • @frankdrebin2343
      @frankdrebin2343 3 года назад +55

      best lifehack

    • @katsura2605
      @katsura2605 3 года назад +28

      Genius think alike

    • @ozomozik
      @ozomozik 3 года назад +29

      Do you ever see something funny and you want to laugh but you cant and you try to laugh

  • @raunakmondal6780
    @raunakmondal6780 3 года назад +4834

    Two married men gossiping about their wives.

  • @MD11105
    @MD11105 2 года назад +1950

    Markiplier: *Wakes up*
    Markiplier: *Stands up*
    *Breaks 15 bones*

    • @treyjetson5320
      @treyjetson5320 2 года назад +5

      Is this funny for some reason? I dont watch him so I dont get it.

    • @MD11105
      @MD11105 2 года назад +82

      @@treyjetson5320 he just breaks a lot of bones whether it's funny or not idk

    • @Almighty_DarkLord
      @Almighty_DarkLord 2 года назад +79

      @@treyjetson5320 and goes to tha hospital like every month sometimes multiple times in a month for different injuries

    • @riioas5543
      @riioas5543 2 года назад +2

      That’s so funny

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 Год назад +2

      @@MD11105 he said that he breaks bones in twos or was it threes?

  • @memes4themasses365
    @memes4themasses365 2 года назад +2204

    Could you imagine going down stairs at 2 in the morning to get a mid night snack and you see your dad watching anime with cat headphones on lol

    • @theredscourge
      @theredscourge 2 года назад +22

      eating right before bed is unhealthy, its better to adjust your dinner a bit later so you're not hungry right before bed.

    • @jsbfkdls
      @jsbfkdls 2 года назад +48

      @@theredscourge Depends what you do! At least from what I heard if youre consistently working out, its actually better to eat a little before bed so when you sleep the muscles can suck up the nutrients better and not be wasted on energy.
      Of course a full meal right before bedtime isnt the best but a small meal some time before bed should be healthy, if youre doing it right.

    • @filip9564
      @filip9564 2 года назад +31

      @@theredscourge source: trust me bro

    • @JustinRedFlame
      @JustinRedFlame 2 года назад +4

      Yo this comment legitimately had me dying 😂🤣

    • @morcraft6433
      @morcraft6433 2 года назад +5

      Its not just an anime! Its one piece! *SpongeBob crying sounds*

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 года назад +5669

    “If you don’t reach the sign post before the car YOU’LL DIE” is every kid’s workout routine.

    • @margauxd243
      @margauxd243 3 года назад +113

      I still do that 🙃

    • @plant_12
      @plant_12 3 года назад +45

      I have dogs and they don't seem to understand this.

    • @darvin50k
      @darvin50k 3 года назад +11

      Literally 99% won’t see this but GOD bless you and be safe during these times I’m struggling to hit 6k🙏🏽

    • @user-nu3sd7zb2j
      @user-nu3sd7zb2j 3 года назад +7

      i dont remeber doing it but i have feeling i might have done it.

    • @DajuSar
      @DajuSar 3 года назад +30

      @@darvin50k Keep struggling boi

  • @LongboardsBE
    @LongboardsBE 3 года назад +20821

    Ken: “you probably pee in the shower too”
    *flashbacks to pewds’ shower shit story*

    • @fartheadBUMM
      @fartheadBUMM 3 года назад +29

      ❤️❤️❤️

    • @Twocat5side
      @Twocat5side 3 года назад +44

      Lmao

    • @dubs1071
      @dubs1071 3 года назад +80

      Yo I used to watch your videos so much, thanks for teaching me for to longboard!!!

    • @cleo6485
      @cleo6485 3 года назад +18

      @@dubs1071 real cute

    • @deltamezzo4598
      @deltamezzo4598 3 года назад

      LOL

  • @itschef1693
    @itschef1693 2 года назад +1048

    Pewds says that he brushes his teeth in the shower because it, “saves time”. In order to save even more time he proceeds to shit in the shower so that not a single minute is wasted.

    • @kennethkennethson4991
      @kennethkennethson4991 2 года назад +40

      To be fair the conditioner takes like 5 minutes to set, so may as well. Quick waffle stomp

    • @pigeonman7355
      @pigeonman7355 2 года назад +8

      well something's "wasted"

    • @Hesuklista
      @Hesuklista 2 года назад +3

      @@pigeonman7355 I see what you did there

    • @herculesbrofister265
      @herculesbrofister265 2 года назад +9

      Do your dishes in the shower too

    • @Sam-vk8xd
      @Sam-vk8xd Год назад

      Kramer did it first

  • @tylerzsommer
    @tylerzsommer 2 года назад +150

    Ken walking away during Felix's pescatarian rant is gold

  • @AmbienceOfficial
    @AmbienceOfficial 3 года назад +3263

    I like how Mark's "morning routine" is just going to the hospital according to the thumbnail.

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 3 года назад +10573

    Weekdays: Wake up at 6am, struggle to stay awake.
    Weekends: Wake up at 6am, struggle to go back to sleep

    • @anssyzwn
      @anssyzwn 3 года назад +96

      Soo trueee

    • @THEthedominette
      @THEthedominette 3 года назад +45

      this is weekend rn and i am very much tired

    • @asianskullJR
      @asianskullJR 3 года назад +12

      God dammit why can't I sleep it's 6:07 here👍

    • @adriantarifa5118
      @adriantarifa5118 3 года назад +42

      Weekdays: can't sleep at night
      Weekends: sleeps before 8

    • @artinyoutuber8387
      @artinyoutuber8387 3 года назад +2

      666 likes

  • @ghoulishtoast1241
    @ghoulishtoast1241 2 года назад +948

    Markiplier: "How longs an average shower, 5 minutes"
    Pewdiepie: "I sit in the shower for an hour
    The government: "please do 2 minutes to stay water-wise :)"

    • @nvignesh
      @nvignesh 2 года назад +39

      jake gyllenhaal : "You guys take showers?"

    • @anorange7900
      @anorange7900 2 года назад +66

      How the fuck do you do 2 minutes in a shower?

    • @theredscourge
      @theredscourge 2 года назад +36

      I don't get why people think saving water is an environmental thing, it just goes into the sewer, goes into a water treatment plant, then goes back in the river or lake or whatever. All you're doing is saving the government some money by using less water.

    • @ryuumaru98
      @ryuumaru98 2 года назад +9

      @@theredscourge cause schools are teaching people that water is a limited resource.

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 2 года назад +21

      @@ryuumaru98 Liquid *fresh* water _is_ a limited resource.
      Ever tried drinking seawater? Good luck.

  • @Notpoop906
    @Notpoop906 2 года назад +620

    "i wake up dehydrated every morning" imagine bragging about insufficient water intake

    • @bundagaming6957
      @bundagaming6957 2 года назад +57

      everyone wakes up dehydrated…

    • @vebwhore6017
      @vebwhore6017 2 года назад +2

      i dont mean to brag but…. no srsly i gate it but i loterally cann force myseflf tk drink and its three am tn

    • @herculesbrofister265
      @herculesbrofister265 2 года назад

      @@bundagaming6957 true. Unless you're hooked up to an IV or wake up every couple hours to drink(and therefore pee)

    • @bundagaming6957
      @bundagaming6957 2 года назад

      @@herculesbrofister265 I mean most people

    • @madysonoster4759
      @madysonoster4759 Год назад

      I drink literal gallons of water everyday (Low blood pressure+low sodium=heavy sodium diet=THIRSTYYY) and still wake up dying of thirst in the morning 😂

  • @CinnamonToastKen
    @CinnamonToastKen 3 года назад +40295

    Today I woke up at 8am and said F that and went back to sleep.
    Also, put on the same socks I've had on for 3 days.

  • @WetCoffnMout
    @WetCoffnMout 3 года назад +9709

    The thumbnail implying Mark being in the hospital is part of his morning routine has me rolling

    • @heliosmorningstar
      @heliosmorningstar 3 года назад +169

      I love that. It reminds me of the comment of him being in the hospital for five years straight.

    • @rebeccamurfitt299
      @rebeccamurfitt299 3 года назад +139

      Is it not part of his morning routine?

    • @meggy8699
      @meggy8699 2 года назад +195

      "every morning i head to the local hospital for some routine testing"

    • @heyitsankita7221
      @heyitsankita7221 2 года назад +50

      @Katia totally not a masochist.

    • @dilankajagoda3159
      @dilankajagoda3159 2 года назад +10

      Dude thats why i even clicked on this

  • @vivianryder323
    @vivianryder323 2 года назад +205

    Felix and Ken's friendship is just too wholesome. Can really see how much they genuinely care for each other in these videos. :)

  • @redmale8943
    @redmale8943 2 года назад +135

    13:23 Ken is literally my mood whenever a vegan starts "flexing".

  • @isaiahphoto
    @isaiahphoto 3 года назад +7026

    Guy: "I wake up around 6:30/7"
    Felix: "He wakes up at 6:37am? That's very precise, I got to give it to him"

    • @adzhanoev1481
      @adzhanoev1481 3 года назад +459

      Fun Fact...
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @user-hl5yt5oi1g
      @user-hl5yt5oi1g 3 года назад +17

      Bs

    • @jeremyhernandez2456
      @jeremyhernandez2456 3 года назад +13

      Bs

    • @JoseGarcia-mi4ig
      @JoseGarcia-mi4ig 3 года назад +185

      @@MrUssy101 Again, it’s called lip syncing and asking permission over a meme song, stop trying to cancel Pewdiepie if you’re literally subbed to him. And you’ve been reported

    • @whydidyoueatmycake3019
      @whydidyoueatmycake3019 3 года назад +65

      @@MrUssy101 no

  • @doc5121
    @doc5121 3 года назад +7473

    my morning routine is waking up and being shocked that its actually the evening

  • @katerinaplockova6092
    @katerinaplockova6092 Год назад +9

    19:31 finally SOMEONE who understands what OCD could be :D

  • @DanielsWall
    @DanielsWall 2 года назад +132

    The story about pewdiepie and the woman with the stroller trying to pass him had me rolling 🤣

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 Год назад

      It reminded me of Sam Wilson and Steve Rodgers lol

  • @Borzah
    @Borzah 3 года назад +9567

    I wake up and smile in the mirror

    • @probrawlstars4287
      @probrawlstars4287 3 года назад +1236

      Your profile picture proves that.

    • @officialtickler
      @officialtickler 3 года назад +118

      How are you not verified

    • @Risk978
      @Risk978 3 года назад +37

      That's a good thing to do in the morning.

    • @freezestyler1049
      @freezestyler1049 3 года назад +76

      u have a nice smile

    • @deek0
      @deek0 3 года назад +16

      noooo not u again

  • @thomasmidnight8486
    @thomasmidnight8486 3 года назад +2332

    It's insane that normally people become less relatable with fame but Felix just seems like he has become more relatable with his fame

    • @Hamppariranskis
      @Hamppariranskis 3 года назад +158

      He's lost any filter he used to have at the beginning of his fame and now he just tells everything about himself 😂

    • @kinko4786
      @kinko4786 3 года назад +1

      True

    • @StraySilver
      @StraySilver 3 года назад +75

      He became human. Much like jack. Not giving a shit is a part of life.

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 3 года назад +25

      @@StraySilver pewdiepie: become human

    • @trequor
      @trequor 3 года назад +29

      That's why he was number 1 for so long... that's why he's still number 1 in our hearts lol. Felix is what youtube is supposed to be: normal people making videos about things that they find interesting.

  • @addyy8544
    @addyy8544 2 года назад +39

    These videos with Ken are some of my favourites. both pewds and ken are good friends so the convos are super hilarious

  • @strangerspaths7937
    @strangerspaths7937 2 года назад +19

    I really love the energy of you two together

  • @xyanaid7221
    @xyanaid7221 3 года назад +2518

    Felix has achieved boomer humor: complaining about his wife.

    • @deSolAxe
      @deSolAxe 3 года назад +102

      To be fair, the sheets have to be straight.

    • @sheepyrino
      @sheepyrino 3 года назад +69

      Achievement unlocked
      "Boomer humor"

    • @maplelu9514
      @maplelu9514 3 года назад +2

      @@deSolAxe yes they do 😂

    • @eskikanal9553
      @eskikanal9553 3 года назад +2

      * It says 1.30 on my profile, hand attacked 1.31, my buddy *

    • @chowderwhillis9448
      @chowderwhillis9448 3 года назад +2

      @Cringe Comicals nah most real accomplished men who work for themselves can hate on anyone anything and not give af, you can’t cancel a tradesman, if he has a boss he will probably agree with him. But then u get the triggered ppl saying “Is you life really that crappy you feel the need to take others down?!?” (I see those comments all the time when someone calls another out on their bs) “Nah I just like making fun of idiots and pointing out your own hypocrisy.”

  • @Psych2go
    @Psych2go 3 года назад +8984

    My morning routine is “wake up” then “go back to sleep” 1 second later. Studies say sleep is good for your mental health :P

    • @sujitprathameeshravichandr127
      @sujitprathameeshravichandr127 3 года назад +30

      Lol

    • @maheshmehar12
      @maheshmehar12 3 года назад +17

      👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @dosh7276
      @dosh7276 3 года назад +435

      Didn't expect to see you here. But yea you should always take care of your sleep schedule

    • @xb-dx
      @xb-dx 3 года назад +50

      Nice to see you here 🙂

    • @vector5937
      @vector5937 3 года назад +48

      What're u doing here :o

  • @hannahlack1061
    @hannahlack1061 2 года назад +97

    I'm dying at David Dobrik just casually talking about his anxieties and compulsions. Reminds me so much of when I've just talked super casually about something without realising until later that actually it's kinda deep and part of my mental illness. Like when I casually told people about the time I didn't consider myself a human lmao 😭

    • @gracemay800
      @gracemay800 2 года назад +12

      Yeh I have ocd and can deffo say this is a symptom. It sounds like David has mild ocd which I wouldn’t be surprised about

    • @Dante-nu5cn
      @Dante-nu5cn 2 года назад +2

      Way care to elaborate about the not feeling human part? Lol

    • @hannahlack1061
      @hannahlack1061 2 года назад +17

      @@Dante-nu5cn People treated me bad for so long I started feeling completely alien. They didn't seem to treat me like other humans so for at least a few years I just didn't count myself as human lol. And I didn't realise how sad it was for a while so just casually dropped it in convos 😬 I'm proud to say I now consider myself an especially cool human tho 😎

  • @marioshamshum7114
    @marioshamshum7114 2 года назад +130

    “i dont wanna dog on markiplier” continues to dog on markiplier

    • @Bettersucksaul
      @Bettersucksaul 2 года назад +3

      Aren’t they friends??

    • @heavydirtymind
      @heavydirtymind 2 года назад +5

      @@Bettersucksaul idk smth happened between them maybe but i genuinely don't know what is it

    • @heavydirtymind
      @heavydirtymind 2 года назад +1

      @@Bettersucksaul so they didn't became as close friends as before

    • @puskas_baller
      @puskas_baller 2 года назад +2

      markiplier comes off as kinda fake and i dont think felix likes it

    • @youmakemehappy7
      @youmakemehappy7 2 года назад +8

      @@puskas_baller really? I never got that from mark

  • @youtubetimestamps6165
    @youtubetimestamps6165 3 года назад +2364

    “You probably pee in the shower too don’t you?”
    *said Ken, to the man who SHIT in the shower AT WORK, and didn’t even clean it up*

  • @lazylars5176
    @lazylars5176 3 года назад +667

    Ken is such a fun and wholesome dude to hang out with, like random chat and subjects and there is always laughter.

  • @Em-sd8zm
    @Em-sd8zm 2 года назад +9

    The thing Ken was saying about the checkpoints when you’re running, I do totally that!

  • @lanipolonium
    @lanipolonium 2 года назад +4

    ive never watched david and never plan to but this is the funniest i've ever seen him be, especially amplified by felix's and ken's commentary

  • @Steven_Costanza
    @Steven_Costanza 3 года назад +522

    Felix and Ken being a best friend reacting, roasting, and talk shit about other RUclipsrs is just the best LMAO

    • @j.epstein7723
      @j.epstein7723 3 года назад

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ uhh does it mean, key m?

    • @j.epstein7723
      @j.epstein7723 3 года назад

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ keem? As in keemstar?

    • @testacals
      @testacals 3 года назад

      @@j.epstein7723 it's a bot report it

    • @j.epstein7723
      @j.epstein7723 3 года назад

      @@testacals I know, just kidding around.

  • @user-yu5jj7xm2s
    @user-yu5jj7xm2s 3 года назад +2566

    Felix: “I'm not going to dunk on Markiplier.”
    Slam dunks on Markiplier

  • @Buggieboo333
    @Buggieboo333 2 года назад +16

    The little “ken” during Felix’s monologue killed me.

  • @Goozero1
    @Goozero1 Год назад +6

    What do these morning routine people do when they 'look at emails'?
    Like these people spend all day working out and checking emails and nothing more.

  • @CustomName
    @CustomName 3 года назад +56241

    real gamers wake up in the afternoon

  • @tegnellspappa3298
    @tegnellspappa3298 3 года назад +1337

    Pewdiepies morning routine: Spit on camera lens and smudge it before making a video.

  • @shaheershery
    @shaheershery 8 месяцев назад +5

    This dude is crazy

  • @arionamiller7093
    @arionamiller7093 2 года назад +7

    Their routines : wake up, get ready, set up my camera, and then reenact it

  • @xMaku1
    @xMaku1 3 года назад +2344

    This is why I'm still watching them both. Not because of games, not because of memes but because they are normal, sincere people. Love them.

    • @maysahacosta4618
      @maysahacosta4618 3 года назад +17

      Yes!! Underrated comment

    • @ohmygodbecky6829
      @ohmygodbecky6829 3 года назад +19

      You mean you don’t like someone who does everything to the extreme and has a big teethy smile as their default

    • @TOMST3R98
      @TOMST3R98 3 года назад +5

      Indeed

    • @paper5571
      @paper5571 3 года назад +4

      Cool

    • @qadirhuyaawr4010
      @qadirhuyaawr4010 3 года назад +5

      10 year old account
      Comment in top
      Good comment
      0 Sub lol

  • @theheavyartillery
    @theheavyartillery 3 года назад +2657

    Ken: "You Pee in the shower don't you?"
    Felix: remembering the time he took a shit in a public shower.

    • @guts60
      @guts60 3 года назад +84

      And walking away as if nothing happened

    • @kalebwtk
      @kalebwtk 3 года назад +17

      W h a t

    • @fuzzync_2303
      @fuzzync_2303 3 года назад

      Y’all are seesaws Zack

    • @prestige6390
      @prestige6390 3 года назад +1

      Which vid?

    • @lizzzasmr4141
      @lizzzasmr4141 3 года назад +1

      When did he talk about that?😂

  • @avee1126
    @avee1126 2 года назад +6

    as a guy with ocd I appreciate how you know what it actually is and understood the signs right away

  • @macandgouda199
    @macandgouda199 2 года назад +4

    This is my favorite video I've seen so far, I love hearing them talk honestly about how their day goes.

  • @leann4265
    @leann4265 3 года назад +3198

    I love Ken’s and Felix’s chemistry sooo much, after all these years Ken is my fav person that Felix is friends with.

    • @leann4265
      @leann4265 3 года назад +7

      @@mohamedmagdy-nf9ym thank for your input? That’s a tan not foundation.

    • @alia-xk8vg
      @alia-xk8vg 3 года назад +14

      these replies really aren't it...

    • @Maya_hee
      @Maya_hee 3 года назад +7

      @@leann4265 their comment is deleted, what did they say?

    • @danielzita8576
      @danielzita8576 3 года назад +5

      I miss cry

    • @leann4265
      @leann4265 3 года назад +10

      @@Maya_hee something about too much makeup🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @daft_mervy
    @daft_mervy 3 года назад +792

    woman with stroller: you took everything from me
    felix: i don't even know who you are

    • @yahirmh8423
      @yahirmh8423 3 года назад +8

      This comment is underrated 😂

    • @daft_mervy
      @daft_mervy 3 года назад +2

      @@yahirmh8423 ty! :)

    • @nuraz5202
      @nuraz5202 3 года назад +5

      I still hate him for that!! 😡😡😡

    • @benrythefox365
      @benrythefox365 3 года назад

      Subscribe to CS Mashups!

    • @phoebeholifield3821
      @phoebeholifield3821 3 года назад +1

      woman with stroller: you will :)

  • @coffeegirl18
    @coffeegirl18 Год назад +2

    I do the Zombies Run app too. It's super fun, there's a whole survival storyline to unlock too. I wrote an article on it for one of my business classes.

  • @everwilkins3158
    @everwilkins3158 2 года назад +8

    Ken’s stay up till 2am routine is so relatable 😂

  • @thorn9382
    @thorn9382 2 года назад +4404

    Mark's morning routine:
    *being in the hospital*

    • @rickyalyhak1891
      @rickyalyhak1891 2 года назад +250

      yep. every morning he puts himself through some kind of pain. not because he's a masochist, but because he just wants to see what his body can tolerate.

    • @LOLP499
      @LOLP499 2 года назад +91

      but thank god hes not a masochist

    • @mubassirzaman7202
      @mubassirzaman7202 2 года назад +7

      @@LOLP499 HE is.

    • @DogDogGodFog
      @DogDogGodFog 2 года назад +8

      @@mubassirzaman7202 r/wooosh

    • @steezyboiiii808
      @steezyboiiii808 2 года назад

      @@LOLP499 what’s that

  • @whodamncares6154
    @whodamncares6154 3 года назад +3367

    David’s routine is the definition of “I’m not like other girls”

    • @mugiii8140
      @mugiii8140 3 года назад +3

      6ix9ine

    • @manman7404
      @manman7404 3 года назад +70

      "im so quirky"

    • @dmt472
      @dmt472 3 года назад +70

      His morning routine is to force people into crap situations for his vlog

    • @mugiii8140
      @mugiii8140 3 года назад +5

      @@dmt472 bruhh 😂😂

    • @mckennareed9139
      @mckennareed9139 3 года назад +19

      @@manman7404 you realize people can be genuinely weird without trying to seem quirky lmao, maybe he's just being honest and he's a weird dude. if your gonna make fun of him, make fun of him for that

  • @wombatperson5431
    @wombatperson5431 2 года назад +28

    Mark: I procrastinate
    Me: Mark, if you have ever taken more than a week to do one activity I will give you everything I own.

    • @TyrealH
      @TyrealH 2 года назад +1

      prepare to lose all your stuff

  • @Danielle24-6
    @Danielle24-6 8 месяцев назад +2

    when these two are in the same vid u just know it’s gonna be a good one 🤣

  • @regularfern
    @regularfern 3 года назад +634

    Markiplier’s actual morning routine involves waking up, breaking a bone, and going to the hospital.

    • @thatonekaeyamain6725
      @thatonekaeyamain6725 3 года назад +10

      XD yes

    • @RainCarr06
      @RainCarr06 3 года назад +27

      or getting a bowel blockage

    • @tillson8686
      @tillson8686 3 года назад +7

      He does it for the booboo kisses

    • @ryancochling4806
      @ryancochling4806 3 года назад +5

      Nah, he wakes up in the hospital every morning

    • @user-mh8jq1ow5m
      @user-mh8jq1ow5m 3 года назад

      *PEWDIEPIE.. !! IS A, RUclips, SHAME! MY QUALITY IS SEVERAL TIMES BETTER.*

  • @MattColbo
    @MattColbo 3 года назад +5066

    I woke up at noon today... for tomorrow.

  • @emmah6157
    @emmah6157 2 года назад +3

    all i’m saying is you and ken need your own podcast 🖤

  • @finettedior
    @finettedior 2 года назад +4

    I can totally relate to the "brushing teeth in the shower" part😁
    Makes total sense for me. I do it every day

  • @tankajahari
    @tankajahari 3 года назад +2056

    16:46 the moment they realised they married the female versions of each other

    • @lexirolle9666
      @lexirolle9666 2 года назад +33

      Love the profile pic 😂

    • @tankajahari
      @tankajahari 2 года назад +47

      @@lexirolle9666 everybody loves the employee of the month ;)

    • @stephaniedee6234
      @stephaniedee6234 2 года назад +12

      @@tankajahari prince, is that you?

    • @ashleyayuso
      @ashleyayuso 2 года назад +7

      Lmaooo

    • @advlia686
      @advlia686 2 года назад +1

      @@tankajahari sals ugly picture 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shady.2427
    @shady.2427 3 года назад +678

    "Don't tell Marzia but-.... I live with a savage."
    as he whispers to 100 million people

    • @jb54786
      @jb54786 3 года назад +11

      My dad beats me up everytime i gain a subscriber

    • @cloak-and-dagger6416
      @cloak-and-dagger6416 3 года назад +20

      @can we get 100 000 subcriber without any video stfu u bot

    • @nonkey5042
      @nonkey5042 3 года назад +10

      @can we get 100 000 subcriber without any video as much as you deserve *MR REVERSE PSYCHOLOGICAL GUY*

    • @nakedman8026
      @nakedman8026 3 года назад +1

      my parents said they will yeet me out of the window if i don't get 1 million subs

    • @nonkey5042
      @nonkey5042 3 года назад +8

      @Ì Àm ĶèvîňBB _Why should I give you hate comments on your video when I can bully you right here?_

  • @signalzero77
    @signalzero77 Год назад +6

    I start my day bright and early around 4 pm. My alarm goes off and I lay in bed and scroll through some articles until I am awake enough to get up and get my clothes together to go take a shower. I also like long showers and at one point I put did put a chair in my shower. haha Then I brush my teeth and eat breakfast. At this point I will usually go outside and round up the chickens. Then I go to work!

  • @joshb4286
    @joshb4286 2 года назад +3

    PewDiePie and Ken's videos they do together are timeless and always fucking great

  • @satyamshandilya2009
    @satyamshandilya2009 3 года назад +2404

    Felix: "I don't eat meat for protecting the environment "
    also Felix: "I spend 1 hour in my shower sitting and thinking "

    • @vawkwardbat
      @vawkwardbat 3 года назад +28

      Relatable.

    • @IamZackOsaur
      @IamZackOsaur 3 года назад +19

      you can't waste water it's all recycled in the planet with evaporation then rain

    • @bedhead-tb4qg
      @bedhead-tb4qg 3 года назад +187

      @@IamZackOsaur youre not wasting the water true. you are however wasting CLEAN water and ENERGY used to heat up that water.

    • @Real_Tower_Pizza
      @Real_Tower_Pizza 3 года назад +11

      @@IamZackOsaur Not nessesarly. Besides what about the energi used?

    • @AUselessGod
      @AUselessGod 3 года назад +14

      @@bedhead-tb4qg What if i shower with sea water? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @greenk89
    @greenk89 2 года назад +3

    i love how ken leans to the mic to hear felix's whispering at 16:33

  • @astrochick6171
    @astrochick6171 2 года назад +11

    I do the thing that Ken said. Even in my house sometimes I'll be like "If I don't get to the kitchen before the microwave beeps I'll be single forever" 😂
    I've never been in a relationship & I'm 23 so I blame myself.

    • @TheArcticWonder
      @TheArcticWonder 2 года назад +1

      Same, lll do weird stuff where I have to hold my breath until I get to X location as well lol

  • @Sly-Moose
    @Sly-Moose 3 года назад +1400

    Mark: I'm not a masochist.
    Also Mark: *likes being chased by zombies at night*

    • @Xxmjc3oh3xX
      @Xxmjc3oh3xX 3 года назад +11

      Your definition of masochist and my definition are completely different... 👁__👁

    • @Sly-Moose
      @Sly-Moose 3 года назад +24

      @@Xxmjc3oh3xX Ik there's the sexual type of masochists. But not all masochism is based off of sex. Besides, I was just poking fun.

    • @thememeguy2135
      @thememeguy2135 3 года назад +2

      that's not a masochist, a masochist means someone who likes to feel pain

    • @Sly-Moose
      @Sly-Moose 3 года назад +7

      @@thememeguy2135 There are different forms of masocism, people. Just like there's different forms of sadism.. I ought to know cuz I'm *both.* It is possible to be both.

    • @hwatsitooyah869
      @hwatsitooyah869 3 года назад

      man likes to persevere

  • @kyralewis3400
    @kyralewis3400 3 года назад +1777

    Felix: "You don't have a lawyer?"
    Ken: "....I've never needed one"
    Felix: *who's fought meme wars against billion dollar corporations* "That's the most purest thing I've ever heard in my life"

    • @aaryanrajesh1
      @aaryanrajesh1 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @McDrib
      @McDrib 3 года назад

      How much subs would i gain from this Comment currently 3.85k subs

    • @ScienceBytes
      @ScienceBytes 3 года назад

      How many subs I can get by commenting
      Current : 132

    • @McDrib
      @McDrib 3 года назад

      @@ScienceBytes subned

    • @ScienceBytes
      @ScienceBytes 3 года назад

      @@McDrib Thanks sir

  • @techsyndrome3291
    @techsyndrome3291 2 года назад +4

    man , pewds instinctive sense of humour is so good , like relating morning routines to patrick bateman from american psycho

  • @BottleRocketBosley
    @BottleRocketBosley Год назад

    I usually wake up naturally at around 4-5 in the morning. It is nice getting to see the sunrise a few hours after waking up.

  • @nattg011
    @nattg011 3 года назад +1313

    To Ken: Yes everyone does the “I’m gonna die” running thing. Felix is just weird

    • @ElSenorEls
      @ElSenorEls 3 года назад +6

      If everyone did the running thing, would not that make Felix do the same?
      Following your logic, there's an error.

    • @GamerPro-wd7eh
      @GamerPro-wd7eh 3 года назад +8

      That's the first time I heard some people do that shit

    • @SubBefore-kg3sd
      @SubBefore-kg3sd 3 года назад +5

      ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

    • @AzraJ
      @AzraJ 3 года назад +15

      @@ElSenorEls yes there’s an error, he’s right above me

    • @ElSenorEls
      @ElSenorEls 3 года назад +2

      @@AzraJ there's an error among us. Everyone run to the table as fast as you can before it kills us!

  • @denilson2898
    @denilson2898 3 года назад +901

    Feilx: “I’m a pescatarian for many reasons mainly for the environment”
    Also Felix: *spends an hour in the shower with hot water*

    • @malekahmedsamir1337
      @malekahmedsamir1337 3 года назад +1

      pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis--

    • @snetsje
      @snetsje 3 года назад

      And flies to Japan every weekend

    • @McDrib
      @McDrib 3 года назад

      How much subs would I gain from this comment currently 3,85k

    • @LazyCrit
      @LazyCrit 3 года назад

      lmaoooo and let others take the blaim for it

    • @morgana2905
      @morgana2905 3 года назад

      Still appreciate. I'm a pescatarian too. 🥰

  • @caalin112
    @caalin112 7 месяцев назад +3

    I wake up at 5:00 AM because I'm such an alpha 😎 (my mom yells at me if I take too much in the bathroom)

  • @morcraft6433
    @morcraft6433 2 года назад +1

    I literaly did the enel face when Ken mentioned One Piece like I literaly grew up watching this anime omg

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 года назад +2482

    Markiplier’s daily routine:
    “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep”

    • @hesamnajafi5229
      @hesamnajafi5229 3 года назад +29

      😂😂😂😂😂I'm dying

    • @victordrake2533
      @victordrake2533 3 года назад +55

      Hey!! That's a [REDACTED CHANNEL] reference!! Nice 👌

    • @zidani.s6712
      @zidani.s6712 3 года назад +20

      Talent Show's Judges be like: *G O L D E N B U Z Z E R*

    • @thomaspaulen3402
      @thomaspaulen3402 3 года назад +18

      Now, thats what i call a helthy rutine

    • @rhiel1728
      @rhiel1728 3 года назад +12

      Spongebob

  • @abhinav6239
    @abhinav6239 3 года назад +1445

    I love how Ken's camera quality is better than Pewd's camera quality lol

    • @nurulainnabbila2775
      @nurulainnabbila2775 3 года назад

      Oof-😂😂

    • @user-mn7of3ly6g
      @user-mn7of3ly6g 3 года назад +17

      And Pewd's is richer then Ken. Let that sink in. Lol

    • @arunlalvarghese
      @arunlalvarghese 3 года назад +4

      Will forever remain

    • @sadfox8133
      @sadfox8133 3 года назад +1

      😂

    • @_Haso75
      @_Haso75 3 года назад +5

      bruh they kinda both look the same on the best video quality, so who cares

  • @kingofscotland7268
    @kingofscotland7268 2 года назад

    My morning strat is maximizing sleep before going off to school/work, that means getting up at the last possible minute and being ready in about 10 mins time (includes getting dressed, drinking coffee, taking a shower) + the eta of my trip. Usually I will still get there like 5 mins late but no more. So my morning are hectic af just trying to make it on time.

  • @jmaes678
    @jmaes678 2 года назад +2

    I love that Felix also puts his feet on random surfaces while he’s on videocall

  • @iamaunicornandidontbelieve8897
    @iamaunicornandidontbelieve8897 3 года назад +2198

    This whole video be like:
    1. Felix and Ken: *make fun of people*
    2. Ken: *goes too far*
    3. Felix: "to be fair, they're not THAT bad"
    4. Repeat

    • @iBlitzCube
      @iBlitzCube 3 года назад +15

      Absolutely

    • @kingcallum8928
      @kingcallum8928 3 года назад +21

      It's a viscous circle ⭕😆

    • @instagramstar5928
      @instagramstar5928 3 года назад +7

      Kiki do you love me

    • @narivenus-21
      @narivenus-21 3 года назад +11

      @@instagramstar5928 something something

    • @zy_zir
      @zy_zir 3 года назад +18

      actually, every video with ken*

  • @zafirhafiy7375
    @zafirhafiy7375 3 года назад +806

    Felix: "I care about the environment and the souls of the animals"
    Watersheep: "so that was a fucking lie"

  • @OmDahake
    @OmDahake 7 месяцев назад

    That lady with a stroller trying to compete with pewds is just hilarious
    Love your these types of conversation

  • @diptisolanki6529
    @diptisolanki6529 2 года назад +6

    The best way to run is to imagine yourself as the Anime protagonist and think you're going through the training arc while OST plays in the background.

    • @lazyken6468
      @lazyken6468 2 года назад

      There's that boxing anime hajime soundtrack where he's jogging. It can hype you the jog

  • @uyagraph
    @uyagraph 3 года назад +1313

    Just wanna take some times to admire how good Ken's camera is.

  • @markbolanio1210
    @markbolanio1210 3 года назад +10906

    Felix + Ken = Boomer dads
    Felix + Seán = Neighbour's kids

  • @No-qb5ml
    @No-qb5ml 2 года назад +53

    Pewds: "You still have to get 8 hours of sleep!"
    Anyone in the military: "Ha!"

  • @roboking2342
    @roboking2342 2 года назад +7

    6:58 first alarm goes off
    7:13 get out of bed
    7:17 shower
    7:24 brush teeth, hair
    7:30 breakfast
    7:30-7:45 relax and final prep
    7:45-7:50 leave for school

  • @seanrodas5810
    @seanrodas5810 3 года назад +1450

    Ken: "Do you pee in the shower"
    Pewds: No, But I do poop sometimes

    • @Ku_farmer
      @Ku_farmer 3 года назад +15

      Hahaha great one dude! :'D Your comment one took me off guard xD Love it!

    • @Karthik9935
      @Karthik9935 3 года назад

      Same bro took me off guard 😂😂

    • @roselynn3066
      @roselynn3066 3 года назад +3

      Omg 🤣🤣 that story he shared has me dying every time!

    • @garorade
      @garorade 3 года назад

      @@Ku_farmer baut

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 3 года назад

      *Once

  • @LKonstantina915
    @LKonstantina915 3 года назад +876

    "i do everything in the shower"
    *shits in the shower*

    • @notyourfriend413
      @notyourfriend413 3 года назад +8

      Where else bruh

    • @iamkevinbb-opposite7207
      @iamkevinbb-opposite7207 3 года назад

      🄲'🄼🄾🄽 🄹🅄🅂🅃 🄶🄸🅅🄴 🄼🄴 🄶🄾🄾🄳 🄲🄾🄼🄼🄴🄽🅃🅂
      🅆🄴 🄰🅁🄴 🄵🅁🄴🄸🄽🄳🅂
      🄹🅄🅂🅃 🄳🄾 🄸🅃, 🄽🄾🅆 🄳🄾🄽🅃 🅆🄰🅂🅃🄴 🅃🄸🄼🄴!!

    • @cristianyang390
      @cristianyang390 3 года назад +3

      wait, you guys don't do that in the morning while showering?

    • @racheltuomi8695
      @racheltuomi8695 3 года назад

      🤣🤣

    • @eltiopelado7167
      @eltiopelado7167 3 года назад

      Pewds has no way to answer that hahahahahahahahaha

  • @SquatPenguin2
    @SquatPenguin2 2 года назад +1

    I work night shifts and wake up between noon and 4pm. I get around 3 to 4 hours of light before it's dark. Sometimes I get less than 2 hours of light. There isn't much you can do when you're awake during nights. Everything's closed and it's way harder to see. I know it seems Basic but the earlier you wake up the more time you have during the day.

  • @Danjor369
    @Danjor369 10 месяцев назад +2

    When ken walked away while felix kept talking☠💀

  • @youremotionalsupport194
    @youremotionalsupport194 3 года назад +4310

    Imagine waking up. Cringe. In fact, I'm writing this while sleeping.

  • @adityamanral2966
    @adityamanral2966 2 года назад

    Dude love u and ken together

  • @ellie5780
    @ellie5780 8 месяцев назад +1

    13:25 I love that he doesn't stop explaining even when Ken leaves

  • @goosetheduck1789
    @goosetheduck1789 3 года назад +2342

    Ken: “You probably pee in the shower too”
    Pewdiepie: *Nervous laugh*
    Pewdiepie Fans: “He actually takes dumps in the shower too”

  • @ChillYourMind
    @ChillYourMind 3 года назад +1335

    testosterone levels went up after this video

    • @rayman4976
      @rayman4976 3 года назад +1

      *PEWDIEPIE RUclips GARBAGE! MY QUALITY IS MUCH BETTER.*

    • @CIO1373
      @CIO1373 3 года назад +43

      @@rayman4976 my dude you dont even have any videos on your channel

    • @mist3325
      @mist3325 3 года назад +7

      @@CIO1373 Lmao

    • @hama1712
      @hama1712 3 года назад +8

      @@rayman4976 calm down jamal

    • @Enforcedcraft
      @Enforcedcraft 3 года назад +1

      Ayyy you are here. Great songs. I listen to your radio frequently. Good shit.

  • @felipebrognoli
    @felipebrognoli Год назад

    Fun fact: i used to watch alex costa when he had a CoD team called [MIB] Made In Brazil. He also organized cod tourneys and posted on his channel Arena Play, Arena Brazil or something

  • @Lisa-ux4vt
    @Lisa-ux4vt 2 года назад +4

    What makes me laugh the most if the fact that they put Mark in the hospital on the thumbnail as a morning routine

  • @pillsburysoyboy2078
    @pillsburysoyboy2078 3 года назад +1371

    Mark running outside screaming “zombies”
    His neighbors: he’s doing it again

    • @draconianthorns
      @draconianthorns 3 года назад +2

      hello fellow homestuck

    • @gigasquid2040
      @gigasquid2040 3 года назад +2

      lol

    • @gayboitano6674
      @gayboitano6674 3 года назад +2

      @@gigasquid2040 wdym? the joke wasnt funny

    • @pillsburysoyboy2078
      @pillsburysoyboy2078 3 года назад

      @@gayboitano6674 well 704 people thought so “gayboitano667”

    • @pillsburysoyboy2078
      @pillsburysoyboy2078 3 года назад

      @@gayboitano6674 you fr just made a while ass RUclips account today and commented one thing...tf?

  • @Harrricane
    @Harrricane 3 года назад +1608

    Ah yes, Markiplier's morning routine of breaking his bones.

  • @ryenman
    @ryenman 2 года назад +1

    I have to go to bed at a certain time so Akron’s up early for me does actually give me more time in the day

  • @jpsiciliano3426
    @jpsiciliano3426 2 года назад +15

    Pewdiepie: I love all the souls of the animals
    Also Pewdiepie: the fish must die.

  • @bailsbear4026
    @bailsbear4026 3 года назад +1472

    Ken: "But you don't pee in the shower right?"
    Pewds: "No....." *flashbacks to leaving his poop in the shower.*

    • @WhiteZtine
      @WhiteZtine 3 года назад +42

      Ah yes, the classic shower poop

    • @user-mh8jq1ow5m
      @user-mh8jq1ow5m 3 года назад +3

      *PEWDIEPIE.. !! IS A, RUclips, SHAME! MY QUALITY IS SEVERAL TIMES BETTER.*

    • @criptik5208
      @criptik5208 3 года назад +7

      Drug addict in shower : hold my vomit

    • @crazebanana6432
      @crazebanana6432 3 года назад +8

      @@user-mh8jq1ow5m ah a man of culture as well
      If it was opposite day

    • @Dxco31
      @Dxco31 3 года назад +3

      LMAO never forget felix shower poop

  • @ultron420l9
    @ultron420l9 3 года назад +650

    Felix: peeing in the shower is disgusting
    LITERALLY SHITS IN THE SHOWER AT WORK

    • @adzhanoev1481
      @adzhanoev1481 3 года назад +21

      Fun Fact...
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @channelname4331
      @channelname4331 3 года назад +14

      @@trendingtens468 don't care

    • @nonkey5042
      @nonkey5042 3 года назад +18

      @Ì Àm ĶèvîňBB _Why should I give you hate comments on your video when I can bully you right here?_

    • @Kynetic
      @Kynetic 3 года назад +2

      It saves time

    • @shawn.spencer
      @shawn.spencer 3 года назад +1

      He literally had no choice, cut his sone slack. That pooo was coming out in seconds one way or another, what was he supposed to do with no toilets around?