I Tricked an Entire Nation Into Surrendering to My Army of Just 11 People - Manor Lords

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @PBJellyBoi
    @PBJellyBoi 7 месяцев назад +15437

    Imagine being part of a country that just gained its independence, you’re gathered in a crowd with everyone else to see who the new leader is, and the first words that come out of his mouth are “Hey there it’s Josh.”

    • @kom-hu7kn
      @kom-hu7kn 7 месяцев назад +575

      I think Josh should become leader of a country

    • @Tygaming3688
      @Tygaming3688 7 месяцев назад +442

      Would be quite literally terrified

    • @THELONGESTNAMEEEEILOVEBEEFYDIE
      @THELONGESTNAMEEEEILOVEBEEFYDIE 7 месяцев назад +503

      Better wish your not named grace

    • @kdbcinco
      @kdbcinco 7 месяцев назад +109

      "He is the messiah!"

    • @davidtimm2457
      @davidtimm2457 7 месяцев назад +47

      count me in!!!!!!

  • @jacobpendergrast5247
    @jacobpendergrast5247 7 месяцев назад +1626

    The funniest part is how well made the falling animation is for a character who shouldn't be falling at all

    • @tsigahn6509
      @tsigahn6509 6 месяцев назад +173

      Quite possibly an animation asset pack

    • @lukem5202
      @lukem5202 5 месяцев назад

      @@tsigahn6509definitely

    • @mustachiopotatoe
      @mustachiopotatoe 5 месяцев назад +63

      They knew Josh was gonna break out of the world one way or another

  • @pencilwatchesstuff791
    @pencilwatchesstuff791 7 месяцев назад +3057

    As someone from Europe I can confirm our history books do indeed tell of our favorite diplomacy and military instruments: the passive-aggressive letter and the staring contest

    • @bunnyfist4697
      @bunnyfist4697 7 месяцев назад +148

      Josh is a master of psychological warfare. The enemies troops must have thought: 'They think just eleven of them are enough against our whole army? They didn't even bother wearing armor and are they planning to just use those sticks? ... Are they Demi-gods?!?!' *army turns around and walks away*

    • @EffeminateCowardlyVillain
      @EffeminateCowardlyVillain 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@bunnyfist4697 Love that similar has actually happened before too.
      See; The guy who employed the (literal-ized) Empty Fort strategy in the defense of a city because he was vastly outnumbered by the army led by his rival military strategist, whom he knew well enough to know his rival would overthink the situation and call his attack off out of fear that this guy had a lot more soldiers than he actually had.
      I forget their names v-v
      As for something that's actually a lot more like the whole "only 11???", see the story of the Belgian Chasseurs Ardennais Regiment in WW2 (as sung about in Resist And Bite by Sabaton)

    • @ZombieSazza
      @ZombieSazza 7 месяцев назад +48

      Hilariously in Scotland our old politicians did write passive aggressive letters, I dunno about the staring tho. One of my all time favourites was a local Ballater politician writing to the Scottish railway company in a very passive aggressive manner “well if you don’t want to construct a toilet at your train station then Queen Victoria simply wouldn’t be interested in visiting your station, that would be embarrassing”. They constructed the toilet (which is now preserved in a nearby hotel, yes I’ve visited it).

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@ZombieSazza Hah… she didn’t visit anyway, did she?

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 4 месяца назад +2

      @@wildfire9280That's where she built Balmoral!

  • @tillson8686
    @tillson8686 7 месяцев назад +6984

    Waldbrand was already a perfect name for his starting town. Translates from German to English to "Forest Fire"

    • @muffinatom
      @muffinatom 7 месяцев назад +195

      @@mrmikal11 wtf? Waldbrand ist German for Forest Fire.....

    • @consgchaos
      @consgchaos 7 месяцев назад +73

      @@mrmikal11 German is just terrible. And not just the language.

    • @Chair994
      @Chair994 7 месяцев назад +39

      @@consgchaos but the douches are great (ykyk)

    • @pixelmaster98
      @pixelmaster98 7 месяцев назад +242

      @@mrmikal11 you got it the wrong way around, Dutch is just German if you're to drunk to talk

    • @lorrdy7640
      @lorrdy7640 7 месяцев назад

      @@mrmikal11 You mean Dutch is just swamp German

  • @MrTwoojStary
    @MrTwoojStary 7 месяцев назад +2288

    Josh: Starts to make stuff as hard and inconvenient for locals as possible
    Also Josh: "Look at that idiot, he put that market stall far away, so inconvenient for him"

    • @daffers2345
      @daffers2345 7 месяцев назад +65

      I guess it was a case of "Do as I say, not as I do" :B

    • @jarrod752
      @jarrod752 7 месяцев назад +55

      They know what their lord likes!

    • @ReigoVassal
      @ReigoVassal 7 месяцев назад

      @@daffers2345 to be fair Josh also love to make it inconvenient for him as well.
      Watch his Raft video for one of the example.

    • @burnttoast5372
      @burnttoast5372 7 месяцев назад +11

      I mean, presumably that local wasn't trying to make it harder for himself, where Josh absolutely was

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 7 месяцев назад +9

      For he is the King what commandeth the monkeys to dance.

  • @RelativelyBest
    @RelativelyBest 7 месяцев назад +528

    I like to think that due to poor communication and a few misunderstandings, Hildebolt is convinced that Sir Sweatsalo is this mighty rival lord whose strategic genius makes him a force to be reckoned with.

    • @jenniferwatrous1896
      @jenniferwatrous1896 5 месяцев назад +28

      Sweatsalo and Hildebolt are the 7th century warlords from that eminem rap/greentext video

    • @hihello8601
      @hihello8601 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@jenniferwatrous1896 what video

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 5 месяцев назад +65

      Hildebolt: "Sir Steatsalo shows up with 11 dudes. He clearly must have his main force hidden in the forest somewhere and tries to lure me into a trap. I better retreat"

    • @hihello8601
      @hihello8601 5 месяцев назад +18

      @@HappyBeezerStudios the nonexistent forest

    • @puppergump4117
      @puppergump4117 4 месяца назад +44

      "He eliminated all of the bandits in his territory in record time! He cleared every forest in his territory in just a month! He lured me into a conflict with the notorious raiders and somehow killed many of my men that passed through his land. He has somehow forced enemy nations to go against me and took their land as punishment for failure. He never backs down in peace talks and is always seen with troops on the frontlines. A lord to be feared indeed."
      - Some poor ruler, probably

  • @Pumpqueen
    @Pumpqueen 7 месяцев назад +5861

    0:49 was confused why Josh changed the name because "Waldbrand" is such a fitting name for his gameplay ("Forestfire") but then remembered he probably doesnt know what it means.

    • @MFLP1998
      @MFLP1998 7 месяцев назад +401

      True. Much more fitting than Crylandia tbh.

    • @luckaddiction882
      @luckaddiction882 7 месяцев назад +185

      I was looking for this comment

    • @muneon6303
      @muneon6303 7 месяцев назад +91

      I love translation

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 7 месяцев назад +254

      Even in this Information Age language barriers continue to be such a big problem, it was such a perfect name smh😭😭

    • @Shakzor1
      @Shakzor1 7 месяцев назад +234

      True. A land full of crying people is nice, but a land full of forestfires? That's the spirit

  • @danieltan4497
    @danieltan4497 7 месяцев назад +4281

    "early access" and "josh" is the best combination ever

    • @SweetAmerica-si7nj
      @SweetAmerica-si7nj 7 месяцев назад +108

      That’s like putting a barrel of cocaine next to five addicted people

    • @ugandaknucklesofdawae
      @ugandaknucklesofdawae 7 месяцев назад +15

      Quick question, do you watch jshlatt?

    • @prestonpierce557
      @prestonpierce557 7 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@ugandaknucklesofdawaeidk if he does, but i consume the content made by "jschlatt"

    • @DeletedDevilDeletedAngel
      @DeletedDevilDeletedAngel 7 месяцев назад +7

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@ugandaknucklesofdawaewho’s jshlsatt? Sounds like jschlatt

    • @ErichToven
      @ErichToven 7 месяцев назад +2

      I think this is how beta test now.

  • @tinystalker1821
    @tinystalker1821 7 месяцев назад +507

    Unironically the addition of a third person mode to explore your city is a fantastic addition. More tycoon/colony sims would benefit from this

    • @youdontneedtoseehisidentif4939
      @youdontneedtoseehisidentif4939 5 месяцев назад +10

      Wasn’t it a thing in Bullfrog’s _Dungeon Keeper_ back in the 90s..?

    • @UnEvilSoul
      @UnEvilSoul 5 месяцев назад +1

      Roblox tycoons don't count, right?

    • @TSk-jd2il
      @TSk-jd2il 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@UnEvilSoul hell nah they don't

    • @IllyrianPrince14
      @IllyrianPrince14 4 месяца назад

      @@youdontneedtoseehisidentif4939 idk but was def a thing in rome total war early 2000s

    • @KillerKegsey1
      @KillerKegsey1 2 месяца назад +1

      Loved it in Rollercoaster Tycoon

  • @ForceOfSilver
    @ForceOfSilver 7 месяцев назад +1956

    The game allready knew what was coming for it with Josh, given that it chose "Forest Fire" as the starting name for the village.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад

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    • @Thisguyreseponded_poorly
      @Thisguyreseponded_poorly 7 месяцев назад +42

      Where is the fire if there is no forest?

    • @JaydenMaurice-hb6dx
      @JaydenMaurice-hb6dx 7 месяцев назад +28

      The fire’s in me. I’m burning alive, it hurts.

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 7 месяцев назад +5

      What do you mean? The starting name was some weird generic thing called "Waldbrand"

    • @boortje
      @boortje 7 месяцев назад +65

      @@fuzzyotterpaws4395 Waldbrand is German for forest fire

  • @Nightstick24
    @Nightstick24 7 месяцев назад +920

    I love that you can just follow other people’s actual “proper” armies around like a puppy, and despite declaring war on you 43 times, if you come running they’ll still save you every time. And then give up the land to you.

    • @ElAZhe-Official
      @ElAZhe-Official 7 месяцев назад +16

      so confused on this?
      Wouldn't give up land.

  • @kayleighschwend
    @kayleighschwend 7 месяцев назад +96

    We need an inspiring, feature-length film about the brave 11 randos whose stares won their battles for them

  • @Cloudyman8
    @Cloudyman8 7 месяцев назад +842

    I love that Josh’s first act when playing this game was rediscovering the farlands.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад

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    • @DeletedDevilDeletedAngel
      @DeletedDevilDeletedAngel 7 месяцев назад +35

      That was always his first act, he has seen alot of weird unrendered lands

  • @aroalgezion5299
    @aroalgezion5299 7 месяцев назад +790

    Josh's Medieval accents caught me off guard LMAO! it gets better when he starts to crack and giggle at times

    • @FUBARguy107
      @FUBARguy107 7 месяцев назад +39

      Pretending to be an old-world European farmer is so much fun! I work on a weed farm and a few of us do it when it gets super hot outside, almost like heat induced mania

  • @sin2k8
    @sin2k8 7 месяцев назад +124

    If Josh only knew that the auto-generated name of his village "Waldbrand" literally translates to "bush fire", which resembles his style of gaming in the most accurate way.

    • @finschii
      @finschii 7 месяцев назад +7

      It's not Auto-Generated, it's just the name of that region.

    • @Robert_Hooke
      @Robert_Hooke 3 месяца назад +1

      More Like "forest fire"

  • @danvzare6201
    @danvzare6201 7 месяцев назад +1189

    With the pointless winding roads, insane boundaries for housing plots of land, and the complete absence of trees, Josh has managed to perfectly recreate the British countryside.
    ...
    I'm not even kidding.

    • @imperator9343
      @imperator9343 7 месяцев назад +140

      Yeah it's kinda funny seeing RUclipsrs playing this game and intentionally setting up "silly" housing plots and farms and stuff, when in reality medieval land divisions were often an absolute mess of nonsensical strips and family assignments of random parcels all over the countryside. Generations of inheritance rights and shortsighted communal decision-making resulted in horribly inefficient land management and overall productivity.
      I know this happened in England and I'm pretty sure there was a similar situation in Russia, so I assume it was a pretty widespread phenomenon that only started getting sorted out in the 18th/19th centuries

    • @FreyjaRKim
      @FreyjaRKim 7 месяцев назад +29

      I, too, thought, "This is just British countryside." 😂

    • @Nitrinoxus
      @Nitrinoxus 7 месяцев назад +22

      Not enough sheep for rural England, but hey, maybe they'll add those in a future update. It's still in Early Access, after all.

    • @caseyvuen111
      @caseyvuen111 7 месяцев назад +19

      @@Nitrinoxus sheep are in the game. he just didn't get them.

    • @Nitrinoxus
      @Nitrinoxus 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@caseyvuen111 Suppose I should've guessed as much.

  • @whattowatchwednesdays
    @whattowatchwednesdays 7 месяцев назад +503

    Half of the enjoyment I get watching this channel is Josh's voice. Such a deep yet sarcastic tone makes it 10 times funnier. But the real gold is when he starts talking but is holding back laughter. Or, even better, when he goes really high-pitched at something like 19:39.

    • @spring_dandelion
      @spring_dandelion 7 месяцев назад +23

      Im glad someone else pointed it out bc i felt like a weirdo 💀

    • @niceight
      @niceight 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@spring_dandelion Man i thought I am the only one. Guess we are not alone

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 7 месяцев назад +11

      Or the manic laughter.

    • @migueeeelet
      @migueeeelet 7 месяцев назад +13

      He's got a good voice and great skills, managing to keep a similar tone so often without becoming boring or monotone is surprising

    • @tommax1626
      @tommax1626 7 месяцев назад +9

      Yes, such bass, in one video he went below the second octave :-)

  • @SkaiaRavener
    @SkaiaRavener 7 месяцев назад +63

    Honestly someone needs to hire this man as the entire QA department. If a game has a single bug, he WILL find it and do something devastating with it.

    • @ZXD34MEEP
      @ZXD34MEEP 5 месяцев назад +4

      That's why the don't hire him they give him early access so he does it for free

  • @Scrappydog2010
    @Scrappydog2010 7 месяцев назад +7005

    There's a fine line between doing to much and crazy, Josh has snorted that line💀

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад

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    • @anshparmar763
      @anshparmar763 7 месяцев назад +55

      💀

    • @itsPapaDoge
      @itsPapaDoge 7 месяцев назад

      @@anshparmar763 💀

    • @HotlineG_Beans
      @HotlineG_Beans 7 месяцев назад

      too*

    • @brickwhale272
      @brickwhale272 7 месяцев назад +45

      💀

  • @NamesAreForFriends-ki8oi
    @NamesAreForFriends-ki8oi 7 месяцев назад +910

    Another army, that Josh had been repeatedly declaring war and then peace with, helping Josh's militia take out every batch of enemies he brings is the most Josh thing ever

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад +5

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    • @userPrehistoricman
      @userPrehistoricman 7 месяцев назад

      @@EEEEEEEE E

  • @koquarian
    @koquarian 7 месяцев назад +30

    I love that Josh clears all the trees to make it look barren, when it just grows into a beautiful pasture. I love the look of this game. Can't wait for it to finish cooking.

  • @Quinn2win
    @Quinn2win 7 месяцев назад +173

    I admire the courage of a game studio that takes their game that's still in "early early access" and hands it to Josh sight unseen.

  • @robofun2723
    @robofun2723 7 месяцев назад +363

    2:51 "Good, thank you. Your lord is pleased" he is truly a manor lord

  • @Buphido
    @Buphido 7 месяцев назад +24

    I love how Hildebolt declared war, faced an army of none, and lost.

  • @Frosty_43
    @Frosty_43 7 месяцев назад +1452

    Josh is the equivalent of “I did some mining off camera”

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад

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    • @uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhidk
      @uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhidk 7 месяцев назад +38

      more like “i did an average amount of mining off camera”

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 7 месяцев назад +66

      He didn't do some mining off camera, he did _ALL_ the mining ever off camera.

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 7 месяцев назад +44

      Except you can feel every hour he put into mining

    • @dijital4801
      @dijital4801 7 месяцев назад +15

      More like the embodiment of it

  • @LabTech41
    @LabTech41 7 месяцев назад +969

    I like how game developers will just send their unfinished games to Josh, knowing that he'll do more work on his own than an entire QA department put together, and he'll not only do it for free, but he'll give them free advertising too.

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 7 месяцев назад +110

      And also show them what's an unexpectedly entertainingly broken bug to polish into a feature!

    • @eizwaneiz
      @eizwaneiz 7 месяцев назад +48

      i guess josh is a QA game tester that pretend to be a youtuber

    • @beforedrrdpr
      @beforedrrdpr 7 месяцев назад +14

      i think josh is the undercover qa lmao

    • @Bddy123
      @Bddy123 6 месяцев назад +1

      Not just advertising, he mentally forces people to get the game.

    • @XoIoRouge
      @XoIoRouge 6 месяцев назад +10

      It's unfair to actual QA testers to say that Josh will "do more work than [...] an entire QA department put together." That is undeserved. Josh spends a very long time making a funny video. An entire QA department spends a much shorter amount of time, writes up a thorough report, and remains in communication to keep testing after updates.
      I don't deny what you said - Josh will end up showing bugs, and advertising. While I don't necessarily think he's doing it for free, Josh is much cheaper than an employee. However, Josh will take MANY months to release a video, and I can't speak for certainty if Josh even replies back to the developer with a QA Report. Lastly, it can be very important for a game company to not reveal their unfinished game publicly.
      Josh doesn't replace QA and I'm just tired of seeing so many folks unknowingly belittle QA testers because Josh shows one or two issues.

  • @devon1211
    @devon1211 7 месяцев назад +98

    8:24 lol that cut off

  • @Likian5
    @Likian5 7 месяцев назад +436

    "I'm expecting - no, _hoping_ - for some glorious early access bugs to play with."
    Same here, Josh. Same here.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад

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    • @TheZombieButler
      @TheZombieButler 7 месяцев назад

      😂 Me too.

    • @douglassun8456
      @douglassun8456 7 месяцев назад +6

      Josh is the absolute perfect early access reviewer. He makes the bugs into something you *want* to experience.

  • @chadgorosaurus4898
    @chadgorosaurus4898 7 месяцев назад +245

    14:50 The deer was speaking absolute facts. 10/10 performance. When he said "🎵🎵🎵" it was so emotional.

    • @Forrealdogs
      @Forrealdogs 7 месяцев назад +8

      Facts 😂😂

    • @ivanrodriguez2782
      @ivanrodriguez2782 7 месяцев назад +10

      It was having a seizure ☠️

    • @shatteredlord3322
      @shatteredlord3322 7 месяцев назад +4

      XD

    • @daffers2345
      @daffers2345 7 месяцев назад +7

      I couldn't stop laughing. That was the best part, with the Cart Guy a close second.

    • @DeltaTitan
      @DeltaTitan 7 месяцев назад +6

      Deer:
      ”😫”
      ”😫”
      ”🥳”

  • @GoofyAhOklahoma
    @GoofyAhOklahoma 7 месяцев назад +76

    True story: during WWI, in the battle of the Meuse-Argonne Offensive, an American soldier named Alvin York went on a massive killing spree. He was so deadly that the large German force he was making his way towards believed they had been snuck up on by a massive Ally force and surrendered. That day, York singlehandedly killed twenty-five Germans and captured a hundred and thirty-two others (he had help from like ten other guys rounding them up, but he alone forced their surrender.)

    • @TheNexan_
      @TheNexan_ 5 месяцев назад +5

      82nd all the way, gamer

    • @vodkaandpizza
      @vodkaandpizza 5 месяцев назад +4

      he just has a gaming chair

    • @notyourusualsuspect6175
      @notyourusualsuspect6175 4 месяца назад +1

      Cool story, bro.
      The winners write the history books, ya know

    • @danem2215
      @danem2215 3 месяца назад

      Reminds me of Leo Major

    • @axldave9940
      @axldave9940 2 месяца назад +1

      Was the US even in WW1?

  • @makingmayhem9836
    @makingmayhem9836 7 месяцев назад +203

    The fact that I was playing this game and just started spamming random paths and thought “this is something let’s game it out would do” just for him to do it

  • @stonykark
    @stonykark 7 месяцев назад +220

    The way this guy designs cities makes me so, so mad, but I can’t stop watching. Please, never change.

    • @benjaminrobinson3842
      @benjaminrobinson3842 7 месяцев назад +27

      If you look at the road patterns in Medieval European cities, it doesn't look all that much different from what Josh was doing.

  • @foxlover11
    @foxlover11 Месяц назад +6

    6:02 I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES!

  • @NCRMojaveRanger44
    @NCRMojaveRanger44 7 месяцев назад +133

    Y’know, sometimes i think to myself “why doesnt josh upload more”. Then i remember how long these videos take to record, and how much patience josh has

  • @zaec.garrett7770
    @zaec.garrett7770 7 месяцев назад +75

    Josh is honestly the perfect person to give a key to an early version of your game cause he'll find every bug no matter how obscure

    • @McP1mpin
      @McP1mpin 7 месяцев назад +2

      Who cares about bugs at this stage when half the game still needs to be developed?

    • @zaec.garrett7770
      @zaec.garrett7770 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@McP1mpin The bugs are just fun finds because some of them are very obscure and it's a good thing finding them cause there are something's the developer might not have considered that thing so I care about bugs because some of them are funny some of them are important

    • @kerakhunter-b3n
      @kerakhunter-b3n Месяц назад

      @@McP1mpin Actually, knowing about bugs super-early can be beneficial. See, if he finds a bug that's part of the core of the game in early access it's easier at this stage to fix.
      Let's take fable 1's market system for example. In the original, one could buy a house, break the door, place a trophy on the all and sell the house. Walk in and grab the trophy, re-buy the house and put the trophy back on the wall. Since the transaction is the same every time, the player gets the additional money for selling the house, and then getting the trophy back puts the value of the house below what was sold.
      If this was caught at this stage, that system could have been re-designed quickly to prevent this kind of abuse. Finding bugs is always a good thing, and better early on. Finding something like skyrim's god-level enchantments can be fixed anytime, but would have been easier early on too (if skyrim cared about bugs. Let's be real here).

  • @ashemarlow6471
    @ashemarlow6471 2 месяца назад +5

    Honestly, I like seeing the chaotic playthroughs, it let's me decide whether or not I want the game without showing me all of the normal gameplay

  • @michaeldougherty6036
    @michaeldougherty6036 7 месяцев назад +164

    I think Josh was the Manor Lord of Easter Island. Baffling public works, 0 trees.

    • @duckindustries526
      @duckindustries526 7 месяцев назад +6

      Even the inhabitants turned to stone from the amazement. I guess this is the best theory to why they have these big noses - Josh just screwed around in the character creator...

  • @Jamie-r2k
    @Jamie-r2k 7 месяцев назад +64

    2:38 the voice is just perfection, a cross between demented geriatric and stereotypical english monarch

  • @jakekeltoncrafts
    @jakekeltoncrafts 7 месяцев назад +7

    I can't be the only one who greatly enjoys Josh's "Manor Lord voice". Somehow it is so perfect and snarky and yet still Josh.

  • @SylviaRustyFae
    @SylviaRustyFae 7 месяцев назад +235

    0:42 Fun fact! While it is true that nuclear blasts werent seen before the atomic wpns tests; there actually have been explosions thruout history which mayve been large enuf to trigger mushroom clouds, such as the Halifax explosion
    But even further back than that we do have medieval explosions that mayve been similarly large, but its harder to confirm; like at the Fall of Antwerp in 1585 when a ship packed full of explosives and lit aflame blew up a bridge and resulted in a tsunami as well as an earthquake felt over 35 km away
    So, it may be possible for you to achieve your medieval mushroom cloud dreams with enuf explosives stored in one place

    • @elliotgillum
      @elliotgillum 7 месяцев назад +6

      You can't say "fun fact" followed by claiming things "may have" happened.

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 7 месяцев назад +45

      @@elliotgillum I did share things that did happen tho like the Halifax explosion. The fun fact part is that explosions thruout history before nuclear bombs have been able to reach mushroom cloud lvls
      The mayve happened part here isnt the explosions, its individual ones bein mushroom cloud worthy; tho Halifax was one where we cud confirm it caused a mushroom cloud

    • @Dazzlefisher
      @Dazzlefisher 7 месяцев назад +5

      1585 isn't medieval :P but nice fact !

    • @SomeGameEnjoyer123
      @SomeGameEnjoyer123 7 месяцев назад +8

      Still way further back than I thought which is pretty cool, I guess humans have always been destructive

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 7 месяцев назад +11

      @@SomeGameEnjoyer123 It is quite possible there were ancient explosions we dont know anythin about too; and while prty unlikely to have reached mushroom cloud lvls, its still possible that they cudve stockpiled enuf particularly volatile materials together to blow smth rly big up bcuz of an accident
      Thats how almost all the explosions like that happened, the intentional bridge explosion of the 1580s is the anomaly compared to the many cases of wpns stockpiles bein blown up and causin untold lvls of destruction
      We normally think of mushroom clouds as a sign of modernity, but its not at all smth that requires modernity; it just requires either modernity or a complete disregard for safety and logic when it comes to stockpilin explosive materials...
      And a complete disregard for safety and logic wud make a good subtitle for the human species; so i truly can believe its possible mushroom clouds were made in China in like the 600s AD just bcuz they were muckin about with lots of explosives and the historical records are quite muddied over there with myths woven into every layer of their history

  • @squiggle463
    @squiggle463 7 месяцев назад +130

    i'm british, and your posh accent was spot on. as everyone knows, that is indeed how the rich speak over here. you get a lot of money, and all of a sudden, you speak like medieval royalty.

    • @IceCenders
      @IceCenders 7 месяцев назад +3

      Is it just me or does he sound a bit like Hannibal Lekter in Silence of the Lambs? ^^

    • @ChrisP.Bacon008
      @ChrisP.Bacon008 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@IceCendersHe must of had a nice Chianti with fava beeans…

    • @HalfBreadOrder
      @HalfBreadOrder 2 месяца назад +2

      immediately disliked the comment after seeing the first two words

    • @squiggle463
      @squiggle463 19 дней назад +1

      ​@@HalfBreadOrderhmph, britphobe

  • @Opulity-m4q
    @Opulity-m4q 2 месяца назад +3

    21:46 hildebolt's army has come to save the day

  • @MegaEmmanuel09
    @MegaEmmanuel09 7 месяцев назад +35

    17:34 Alright, that was pretty comical. Love hearing the laughs that break character 🤣

  • @Nico-hk8eq
    @Nico-hk8eq 7 месяцев назад +161

    - designs logo to be an exploding landscape
    - starting territiory name defaults to literally 'forrest fire' (Waldbrand)
    perfect start i'd say :D

  • @Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-g2q
    @Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-g2q 6 месяцев назад +5

    5:44 I love how he just casually finds the barrier keeping the monsters trapped in the underground

  • @antwonee8345
    @antwonee8345 7 месяцев назад +132

    My day just got so much better

    • @matimati9883
      @matimati9883 7 месяцев назад +2

      Same

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @yeeterdeleter0117
      @yeeterdeleter0117 7 месяцев назад +3

      Same

    • @metalprofile2499
      @metalprofile2499 7 месяцев назад +1

      same fr

  • @doudcool8071
    @doudcool8071 7 месяцев назад +29

    Top 3 most scariest lines 1. Hey guys it's josh 2. Welcome back to let's game it out .and scariest of all time .is there a limit

  • @montanahood8063
    @montanahood8063 7 месяцев назад +6

    New person looking at houses in Josh’s kingdom; okay so your telling me that if I want a normal shape land plot, it could have an army or dead bodies in it?
    Josh; Of course.

  • @Eat_wires
    @Eat_wires 7 месяцев назад +16

    11:08 "you have to learn to be twinkle toes like meh" 😂😭

  • @LargeFryingpan
    @LargeFryingpan 7 месяцев назад +85

    Let’s game it out is the final boss of early access games

    • @imHaiiiAsFuck
      @imHaiiiAsFuck 7 месяцев назад

      with a new phase of the fight every video he makes on the same game. idk how hydroneer has managed to stand up to him this well

    • @MichaelVanHeupen
      @MichaelVanHeupen 7 месяцев назад +5

      It's the hidden superboss of the game, the one that makes the final boss looking strong as a bunch of balloons. And this boss doesn't stay hidden, it hunts you.

    • @DanielRider-pw7mj
      @DanielRider-pw7mj 2 месяца назад

      Elden ring?

  • @feder28
    @feder28 7 месяцев назад +2

    17:31 I'm crying, the way the army just leaves and Josh bursts into laughter

  • @teerapongchinnarat4195
    @teerapongchinnarat4195 7 месяцев назад +67

    I love how Josh really turns "Manor Lords" into "Maniac Lords"

    • @daffers2345
      @daffers2345 7 месяцев назад +3

      "He's a maaaniac, MAAANIAC on the floor"

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@daffers2345 “And he’s dancing like he’s never danced before”

  • @deesh6378
    @deesh6378 7 месяцев назад +131

    this game is basically just early Europe simulator, love it

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад +4

      E‎

    • @vlagun2416
      @vlagun2416 7 месяцев назад +3

      Should be around the 14th century I think. I follow the historical consultant of this game which also streams on Twitch.

    • @B.D.E.
      @B.D.E. 7 месяцев назад

      Medieval Bohemia/Germania. Not 'Early Europe'.

  • @DontObliteratetheCommenter
    @DontObliteratetheCommenter 7 месяцев назад +53

    "You can't intimidate me.I don't have an army TO intimidate."
    I can'tI can't I can'tI can'tI can't.

  • @SarcasmoRex
    @SarcasmoRex 7 месяцев назад +27

    It was the "lord voice" that just had me rolling every single time.

  • @iivin4233
    @iivin4233 7 месяцев назад +23

    "That's nice. The road is just here." *medieval civil engineer salivates*

  • @Pisaq89
    @Pisaq89 7 месяцев назад +3

    I Love that even Polish devs started loving Josh's videos :) Greetings from PL :)

  • @alecweir07
    @alecweir07 7 месяцев назад +775

    Damn, This is the earliest I've ever been.

  • @1393wsc
    @1393wsc 7 месяцев назад +20

    6:00 So that's how Loki feels, falling for 30 minutes 😂😂

  • @TMG360YT
    @TMG360YT 6 месяцев назад +6

    Josh always plays the games so incorrectly that its the perfect tutorial on what not to do, and i find it more entertaining and helpful than actual tutorials lol

  • @NotTheGian
    @NotTheGian 7 месяцев назад +75

    this guy has to be the perfect diplomat, he made a nation surrender with 11 guys

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @hoddedman_ARG
      @hoddedman_ARG 7 месяцев назад +5

      Video is half an hour and was uploaded 7 min ago. Least bot response possible.....

    • @NotTheGian
      @NotTheGian 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@hoddedman_ARG based on the title only

    • @estebanod
      @estebanod 7 месяцев назад

      Watch the video, stop being cringe for internet validation ​@@NotTheGian

  • @Qiff123
    @Qiff123 7 месяцев назад +52

    I love the voice he does for Lord Sir Sweatsalo 😂

  • @XescoPicas
    @XescoPicas 7 месяцев назад +2

    26:11 I really like the strategy of Cask-of-Amontillado-ing the enemy army. Very avant-garde

  • @supastar4784
    @supastar4784 7 месяцев назад +8

    26:10 I like how smoothly standing army transformed into POW camp)

  • @Adurite
    @Adurite 7 месяцев назад +24

    No matter how many warnings you put that your game is early access and will have glitches, Josh will always find pleasure in breaking the game beyond repair.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

  • @Big_snipeez
    @Big_snipeez 6 часов назад +1

    1:40 is that Clouse from American dad 😂😂😂

  • @Dther99
    @Dther99 7 месяцев назад +48

    Tricked? Josh, knowing you, those 11 guys have been exposed to forces beyond human reckoning and somehow survived. Those soldiers are no longer people. They are beings of death and destruction.
    (I haven't watched the video yet let's see if I'm right)

    • @михаиликкозлов
      @михаиликкозлов 7 месяцев назад +5

      He made diplomatic ponzi scheme. First time he won negotiations because AI didn't want to have losses, other it just acccept that every time it's better to agree.

  • @ZoraEpsilon571
    @ZoraEpsilon571 7 месяцев назад +7

    The irony of watching this right after watching Charborg get absolutely annihilated by a group of bandits while only having 10 ""soldiers"" because he put off making weapons for too long and immediately picked a fight he couldn't win

  • @乂
    @乂 7 месяцев назад +5

    Josh's voice is pure gold, it's the highlight of every video.

    • @JemueI
      @JemueI 7 месяцев назад +1

      yeah lol

  • @meskonyolsen6657
    @meskonyolsen6657 7 месяцев назад +19

    300 of Enemies Soldiers: *"I'm gonna Raze all your Land in 365 days!"*
    (11 Mens are coming towards 300 Soldiers standing still)
    11 Mens: Yo!
    *(365 Days Later..)*
    300 of Enemies Soldier: "I'm bored! i take it back! i surrender in peace! take all my land, please my lord!"

  • @phero193
    @phero193 7 месяцев назад +20

    Fun fact: The original name of his town „Waldbrand“ means forrest fire in German

  • @Warmaka
    @Warmaka 2 месяца назад +1

    I love Josh's lordly voice. I hope he whips it out more often.

  • @lexicon1742
    @lexicon1742 7 месяцев назад +8

    *Me:* Reads the title
    Ah yes, the Gideon's army maneuver, a battle technique from antiquity. Thanks for the lesson in classical tactics Josh!

  • @anut8733
    @anut8733 7 месяцев назад +5

    The game being still on early access and for them to gave Josh the key to play it is a brilliant idea on the dev's part, that means they can see what kind of game-breaking bugs and glitches he'd "willingly" discover and can quickly patch it for the next update.

  • @FunFlix2964
    @FunFlix2964 7 месяцев назад +1

    Josh's cyclical dance of war and peace with another army, each skirmish followed by a fragile truce, resembles a theatrical performance where his militia plays the starring role, repeatedly thwarting the enemy's advances at his command. It's a saga where victory and ceasefire intertwine in a script only Josh could write.
    Love You man 😘

  • @xxsmokerxx6477
    @xxsmokerxx6477 7 месяцев назад +6

    I love how Josh turned from
    Ima enjoy games with my bro
    To
    *IM GONNA MAKE DEVELOPERS SCARED OF ME*

  • @whythx
    @whythx 7 месяцев назад +17

    2:40 lmao that accent though 😂😂😂
    First time heard Josh doing an accent

    • @blastmole299
      @blastmole299 7 месяцев назад +2

      He channeled some of Anthony's voice acting spirit, still can't beat the voice acting for Leo from A Way Out's vids though

  • @K1DCAT
    @K1DCAT Месяц назад +1

    The way the timer ticked down to zero, they waited awkwardly for a moment and then just declared peace and walked away

  • @SirCluckety
    @SirCluckety 7 месяцев назад +5

    Hilderbert really came in clutch! What with the constant peace negotiations and randomly saving the town despite the fact the townsfolk were stopping him expanding his land

  • @bluebirdfish8171
    @bluebirdfish8171 7 месяцев назад +4

    Holy moly this game has so much potentional. It looks great for a beta.
    Can't wait what crazy things will u do after it comes out normally haha

  • @SilentNightBodomNight
    @SilentNightBodomNight 7 месяцев назад +2

    Josh, we need another SIMS episode where you kidnap the entire neighborhood with some more sadistic and twisted stuff lol.

  • @MaxTheDeafo
    @MaxTheDeafo 7 месяцев назад +5

    Josh's Lord voice cracks me up. Everyone at the party went quiet when I laughed hard

  • @woomy7.7
    @woomy7.7 7 месяцев назад +10

    I love how Josh uploads at 6PM so I'm able to easily watch it. For other things, it's either midnight or 8 AM.

    • @pdxcorgidad
      @pdxcorgidad 7 месяцев назад +1

      It's 8AM here, so now he's making me get up earlier.

    • @tartu2583
      @tartu2583 7 месяцев назад +2

      4:30PM here :D

    • @FemiKaggiah
      @FemiKaggiah 7 месяцев назад

      7:03FM

  • @favoritemustard3542
    @favoritemustard3542 21 день назад +2

    @24:38 FYI a dogpile is *NOT* a pile of dogs. That's what I thought when I was little lol

  • @Redone344
    @Redone344 7 месяцев назад +18

    I feel Josh and Graystillplays would be friends

    • @sofiaestrada6238
      @sofiaestrada6238 7 месяцев назад +6

      Once callmekevin interviewed Josh and he talked a lot about Gray and how he had learned so many things from him about getting popular and making entertaining content and stuff like that.

    • @destinymontez6170
      @destinymontez6170 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@sofiaestrada6238Makes sense

    • @supersapp4662
      @supersapp4662 7 месяцев назад +1

      They are my 2 favorite to watch I'm so glad someone else noticed lol

  • @jaketoconnell
    @jaketoconnell 7 месяцев назад +14

    Compared to some of Josh's newer stuff with lots of editing and creative mode usage, I feel as though this is a welcome step back to older Josh. Just a broken early access nation-builder game and a guy that is all too happy to break it wide open.

  • @markdragon9395
    @markdragon9395 7 месяцев назад +1

    It's incredible how Josh always manages, in every videogame he plays, to think outside the box and go beyond the boundaries until he finds all sorts of bugs and in many cases even crashes them, sending them into havoc and haywire. 😂 And this is the reason why I never miss a single video from this channel.

  • @MbahGundam9021
    @MbahGundam9021 7 месяцев назад +7

    17:02 when i'm in a being late competition and my opponent never showed up

  • @michelinman2809
    @michelinman2809 7 месяцев назад +16

    One day I want him to just release a video of him playing a game complete normally and then go back to breaking everything the next game and never address the normal gameplay video

  • @StepanGorski-fj5yf
    @StepanGorski-fj5yf 6 месяцев назад +2

    Salo is a ukrainian dish, which is a brick pig fat salted to be preserved. It is eaten on a piece of bread fried on pan with butter and garlic. Salo 'sweats' when it gets warm and renders into lard. In my language sir sweatsalo is sir lard and that's awesome

  • @captaingamebreaker_yo
    @captaingamebreaker_yo 7 месяцев назад +20

    Oh god hey we go again when I hyperventilate due to laughing to much from him finding a bug

  • @BerzerkaDurk
    @BerzerkaDurk 7 месяцев назад +7

    25:36 i'm loving the volleyball helmets

  • @taylorluvshorses16
    @taylorluvshorses16 4 месяца назад +1

    This is the one game in a long time that Josh has played kind of normally, but still managed to make it hilarious 🤣

  • @kutura_P
    @kutura_P 7 месяцев назад +4

    You know it will be a crazy video when the game is in early access

  • @medigoomnis
    @medigoomnis 7 месяцев назад +9

    I always foolishly watch Josh while eating a meal and then struggle not to spit my meal all over as I laugh. Giving you a key is one of the best things buildy-type games can do for advertisement. I legit want to try playing a lot of the games you play either legitimately, like you, or both!

  • @christianZaal
    @christianZaal 7 месяцев назад +2

    My favourite part of these videos is my wife screaming "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!"
    Good times.

  • @Cristopher.C
    @Cristopher.C 6 месяцев назад +4

    King Leonidas would be proud of those brave eleven

  • @The_John_Doe69
    @The_John_Doe69 7 месяцев назад +7

    This is the iconic Josh we all love to watch break games.

  • @Morboxx
    @Morboxx 7 месяцев назад +2

    "Waldbrand" is actually the much better name. It literally just means "forest fire" in German. What a name for a town!

  • @cassie.m.0723
    @cassie.m.0723 7 месяцев назад +3

    Josh's creativity never fails to astound and confuse