Trump’s 2,000 Lies - A Documentary

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2018
  • Donald Trump reached a major milestone according to the Washington Post by telling his two-thousandth lie since taking office. Telling two thousand lies is an unprecedented achievement in Presidential history, so tonight we look back at his many prevarications with a new mini-documentary that shows us how we got to this remarkable moment in misrepresentation. #pantsonfire
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @CorvusCorax.
    @CorvusCorax. 5 лет назад +3980

    George Washington: "I cannot tell a lie"
    Richard Nixon: "I cannot tell the truth"
    Donald Trump: "I cannot tell the difference"

    • @firststepshardest1656
      @firststepshardest1656 5 лет назад +115

      Jimmy Kimmel: I cannot tell a joke
      🤣🤣🤣🤣✌

    • @aritromukherjee5233
      @aritromukherjee5233 5 лет назад +18

      Believe me you're calculations are correct

    • @expandeldongus5589
      @expandeldongus5589 5 лет назад +4

      Corvus Corvax funny

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers 5 лет назад +9

      Oh, he knows the difference.

    • @angelsaltamontes7336
      @angelsaltamontes7336 5 лет назад +4

      This "joke" is so old. Be FUNNIER if Bubba or Bor-ack was the punchline, but i'm sure YOU wouldn't think so.

  • @jayeff15
    @jayeff15 6 лет назад +1424

    “I don’t stand by anything” -Trump

    • @michaedove3562
      @michaedove3562 6 лет назад +97

      Now that, my friends, is the absolute truth.

    • @stargazer1359
      @stargazer1359 6 лет назад +32

      Michae Dove Hahahahaha.....You could not write this crap, really, you couldn't

    • @connectedone2343
      @connectedone2343 6 лет назад +8

      #Truth will Always reveal itself.

    • @jannmutube
      @jannmutube 6 лет назад +12

      Trump bases his statements on a materialist philosophy of "trans-actional realism". It's about winning (for what matters), not about right and wrong. As an Ayn Rand protagonist, it's all relative for Trump.
      Donald Trump Says "I'm the Only One That Matters" In new FOX Interview /watch?v=aDXtB6rNQCQ
      Trump's Comments on Ayn Rand /watch?v=nfSbZjMj_hU

    • @Joe-xo4yg
      @Joe-xo4yg 6 лет назад

      Connected One Yes well, here's hoping.
      This is the real world though..

  • @RayRodriguezLV
    @RayRodriguezLV 4 года назад +519

    Credit to the people who went through all of his speeches the find so many “believe me”s

    • @paulnicklas24
      @paulnicklas24 4 года назад +20

      That were probably just the speeches from one day. It sometimes feels like every other sentence he says is believe me

    • @hamzaabdulkerim9065
      @hamzaabdulkerim9065 4 года назад +10

      BİLLİONS

    • @patriciasaluti5084
      @patriciasaluti5084 4 года назад +3

      Ray Paints Shoes they did a Great job. I agreee.

    • @deadlyqueen
      @deadlyqueen 3 года назад +3

      We do believe him and we don't understand how you can support a media that only attacks Trump and never covers Biden for his racist comments, racist past, his crime bills that make the black community suffer. I can't believe people actually voted for him. And in fact I don't believe people actually voted for him, because it's blatantly obvious for everyone that he committed massive voter fraud, which was confirmed by videos.

    • @paperjamm679
      @paperjamm679 3 года назад +1

      @@deadlyqueen can i just say oof

  • @jamisbillson4872
    @jamisbillson4872 4 года назад +81

    2.000 lies in 11 months!! After 4 years that’ll be over 127,927 approximately.

    • @yori3073
      @yori3073 4 года назад

      Jamis Ins
      *Belive me Mike will replace trump UWU*

    • @devoncole441
      @devoncole441 4 года назад +5

      That's not how math works.

    • @obviouslymatt6452
      @obviouslymatt6452 4 года назад +3

      that’s some wacky maths bro

    • @jamisbillson4872
      @jamisbillson4872 4 года назад +1

      Constantinople, 1054...yeah sorry mate. I forgot to divide it by 6 and add a square root. Although the square is actually a rhombus!

    • @aaronzhang5293
      @aaronzhang5293 3 года назад +2

      It’s cuz his lie graph shows exponential growth

  • @Jay-ql4gp
    @Jay-ql4gp 6 лет назад +1663

    He lies about the lies he's lying about while he's lying.

  • @joshbobst1629
    @joshbobst1629 6 лет назад +227

    Being a cab driver for nine years taught me: never believe anybody who says believe me; never trust anybody who says trust me.

    • @sydneythomason5950
      @sydneythomason5950 6 лет назад +4

      Josh Bobst And who believes a cab driver?

    • @meikhochakre3309
      @meikhochakre3309 6 лет назад +1

      Sydney Thomason 😅

    • @joshbobst1629
      @joshbobst1629 6 лет назад +10

      I haven't asked for your belief. If you just think about what I've said for a moment, you'll see it's a truism. Trust is something you earn with others' experience of you. If people know you well enough to trust you, you don't need to say "trust me" or "believe me" because you know they do, and if they don't, saying it isn't going to make them. But nobody ever has any reason to trust or believe strangers, so saying it to a stranger is an exercise in absurdity.

    • @iancurtisspectre3744
      @iancurtisspectre3744 6 лет назад +1

      +Sydney Thomason nice stereotyping twitwatness

    • @cooldiys3477
      @cooldiys3477 6 лет назад +5

      Sydney Thomason What a nice person u r? Your personality just positively shines through!✨✨

  • @MrNimbus420
    @MrNimbus420 4 года назад +1168

    It's funny how he lies about everything but his attraction to his daughter.

    • @user-fg4yz7fy7z
      @user-fg4yz7fy7z 3 года назад +6

      Not everything of course...

    • @caseyewing1246
      @caseyewing1246 3 года назад +17

      @Simon Barnett He probably already had

    • @MM-uw5uj
      @MM-uw5uj 3 года назад +2

      IKR he will always have the spoiled Waldo Dad’s role in him 😂

    • @Eski813
      @Eski813 3 года назад +17

      Thats so sick and disgusting this guy needs to be locked away and forgotten about

    • @nick5180
      @nick5180 3 года назад +2

      Francisco Leveroni Trump 2020...no more bullshit

  • @Yogue7
    @Yogue7 4 года назад +228

    As of Oct. 9, 2019, his 993rd day in office, he has made 13,435 false or misleading claims. Those 2,000 lies seems like such a small number now.

    • @dej69
      @dej69 4 года назад +10

      Now over 16,000

    • @Plutonium2000
      @Plutonium2000 4 года назад

      Yup

    • @bbudimanalqodri
      @bbudimanalqodri 4 года назад +2

      And he will be president again... America deserved better.

    • @MM-wi4dt
      @MM-wi4dt 4 года назад

      What's the count now I wonder

    • @elijahyoung11
      @elijahyoung11 4 года назад +1

      Now 18,000

  • @Sillytake1705
    @Sillytake1705 5 лет назад +638

    1776: American
    2016: American't

    • @pinzgauernorcal
      @pinzgauernorcal 4 года назад +14

      2020 Ameriwont

    • @firestream93
      @firestream93 4 года назад +17

      Last 4 letters of American: I can
      Last 4 letters of Republican: I can
      Last 4 letters of Democrats: Rats
      Pretty much sums it up.

    • @matthewnelson325
      @matthewnelson325 4 года назад +8

      He's like a Never ending sales pitch ! : (

    • @ianlinera1376
      @ianlinera1376 4 года назад +2

      @@matthewnelson325 that was clever

    • @raedchi
      @raedchi 4 года назад +8

      @@firestream93 When I have watched Game of Thrones and the scenes with King Joffrey, I thought "good that this can never become reality, because no one would support such a Leader while knowing that he is running everything down.
      Now I have changed my mind. Trump is King Joffrey and you are one of his blind supporters :)
      USA is a great country. I'm glad that you guys have a Republican side AND Democrat side, but you just have the wrong president right know and YOU know it, I know it and the rest of this world knows it. The only question is why you are still supporting him

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +2298

    He's gonna brag about it on Twitter tomorrow at 4 am and we all know it.

    • @gauravranj1367
      @gauravranj1367 6 лет назад +20

      And he'll do it completely sober

    • @alexsmith1207
      @alexsmith1207 6 лет назад +9

      he probably will say this - "the most smartest intellectuaaaal twit ever okay? That i can tell you

    • @ascoop22
      @ascoop22 6 лет назад +17

      He's gonna brag about it and lie and say he hit 3,000 lies.

    • @jaysean4268
      @jaysean4268 6 лет назад +12

      This president is the joke of 2017...lmao....wjat a joke...i can't stop laughing....

    • @ZenCorvus
      @ZenCorvus 6 лет назад +2

      New Message you get facts from Kimmel. Sad.

  • @grg7962
    @grg7962 4 года назад +96

    "I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.”
    That's Trump for you. "Believe me!"
    ― Al Pacino

  • @lionel1963
    @lionel1963 4 года назад +104

    Whoever put this documentary together, ----BRA-FRIGGING--O!!! You all deserve Oscars!

    • @MarvelousButter
      @MarvelousButter 4 года назад

      William Sroka I thought it was Bravo?

    • @MarvelousButter
      @MarvelousButter 3 года назад

      @nature2rule listen we do not speak of that reply... I'm so cringe

    • @lionel1963
      @lionel1963 2 года назад

      @@MarvelousButter Yeah. Right. Bravo.

    • @MarvelousButter
      @MarvelousButter 2 года назад

      @@lionel1963 BRA FRIGGING O

  • @angtmartin
    @angtmartin 6 лет назад +573

    He is going to make more lies. Believe me.

  • @davidkite7529
    @davidkite7529 6 лет назад +341

    Remember when 1 lie was grounds for impeachment?

    • @miguelminjarez1503
      @miguelminjarez1503 6 лет назад +1

      Obama Hillary wets for Trump maga

    • @Diamondsmuggler
      @Diamondsmuggler 6 лет назад +10

      David Kite no....when was that?

    • @Pokarot
      @Pokarot 6 лет назад +3

      Clinton was charged with obstruction of justice and perjury. It looks like Trump has a possible obstruction of justice, but I think you have lie under oath for perjury.

    • @ginsuma1402
      @ginsuma1402 6 лет назад +6

      It's 2018....next year campaigning starts for the 2020 election....think about that......did you smile?

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 6 лет назад +10

      Pokarot does it count if he lies under oath while taking the oath? Because president 💩 is not preserving, protecting, or defending the constitution.

  • @tacoball69
    @tacoball69 3 года назад +8

    That believe me part is like when you say a word so much it starts sounding weird

  • @deannaisby8521
    @deannaisby8521 4 года назад +156

    " Melania , I didn't sleep with that Porn Star " , BELIEVE ME.

    • @Flurp85
      @Flurp85 4 года назад +3

      @@chanevazquez3046 ... what?

    • @johnathanbrown5244
      @johnathanbrown5244 4 года назад +2

      @@chanevazquez3046 NOW YOUR OBVIOUSLY A CLUELESS TRUMP CULT MEMBER, OK IF YOU FOLLOW TRUMP AT ALL ,EVERYONE KNOWS AND WILL AGREE TRUMP IS STUBBORN ( WANTS HIS WAY )
      OK AGREED ??? OK SECOND POINT EVERYONE WOULD AGREE TRUMP CONTROLS THE UNITED STATES AND TELL EVERYONE WHAT TO DO ,AGREE ???
      ( FACT ) TRUMPS LAWYER GAVE STORMY DANIELS MUCH MONEY ,
      QUESTION, WHY ,?????????????????
      WHY WOULD TRUMP TELL HIS LAWYER TO GIVE MONEY TO STORMY DANIELS """"" FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER """" IF TRUMP DIDNT ,
      DO ANYTHING TO HER??????
      GO BACK TO SLEEP , YOUR OPINION DOESNT COUNT , YOU WORSHIP TRUMP UNFORTUNATELY, PLEASEEEEEEEEE WAKE UP PLEASEEEEEEEEE

    • @johnathanbrown5244
      @johnathanbrown5244 4 года назад +1

      @@chanevazquez3046 YOU PROBABLY MENT TO SAY ( YOU MUST BE JEWISH ) SO WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING???
      ( GOT RACISM) NO WONDER YOU WORSHIP TRUMP , YOU OBVIOUSLY WENT TO HIS FAILED SCHOOL YOUR OBVIOUSLY A RACIST , NEWS FLASH JUDGEMENT/ YOUR NAME IS SPANISH, TRUMP HATES MINORITIES, HAD YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK AT ALL YOU WOULD KNOW THIS TWO THINGS
      GET YOUR G,E,D ,STOP BEING A RACIST LIKE YOUR HERO ,
      GODS WATCHING!!!!!

    • @Reitse01
      @Reitse01 3 года назад +1

      Johnathan Brown you ok?

  • @mrheimdall
    @mrheimdall 5 лет назад +552

    "Believe me" from trump is like saying "I'm Lying."

    • @khalidmomen5358
      @khalidmomen5358 5 лет назад +2

      He doesn't know how to joke so instead he lies

    • @reineh3477
      @reineh3477 4 года назад +4

      @Black Jack I wouldn't trust anyone who says "believe me", no matter if they are left or right

    • @mandlajiane2843
      @mandlajiane2843 4 года назад +1

      @@reineh3477 but why do they focus on trump

    • @reineh3477
      @reineh3477 4 года назад +4

      @@mandlajiane2843 I'm not American but as far as I know, he is the one saying it all the time

    • @firestream93
      @firestream93 4 года назад

      I don't know why you're watching Kimmel. He's a closet racist.

  • @adgalanda
    @adgalanda 5 лет назад +375

    There's been another 2000+ lies since this list was made.

    • @jeff-vh9pl
      @jeff-vh9pl 5 лет назад +1

      Guaranteed

    • @dandonnelly9603
      @dandonnelly9603 5 лет назад +2

      Tha a pretty lowball estimate this is the one thing his administration has done more than any other administration in history. LIE LIE LIE LIE

    • @dandonnelly9603
      @dandonnelly9603 4 года назад +1

      Under estimating quite a bit aren't we

    • @Thegaoat
      @Thegaoat 4 года назад +5

      Current total is 10k 😂

    • @Innersanctum_
      @Innersanctum_ 4 года назад +1

      You should name 10

  • @coopermikulak5434
    @coopermikulak5434 2 года назад +3

    The more and more he says believe me, the more and more it sounds like leave me Lol

  • @sariathebrave5259
    @sariathebrave5259 4 года назад +8

    Any man who must say, 'I am the king' is no true king.
    -Tywin Lannister

  • @JeddtheJedi
    @JeddtheJedi 6 лет назад +939

    BeLIEve me

    • @blankblank4522
      @blankblank4522 6 лет назад +2

      Its nice to see you guys know how to spell

    • @blankblank4522
      @blankblank4522 6 лет назад

      Chuck-U Farly why, thank you. By the way, your caps lock was on when you were spelling conservative.

    • @thepowerisinyou2886
      @thepowerisinyou2886 6 лет назад +1

      Its not very funny that his lies are killing people. This is a very sick time in the history of this world.
      Quote: “It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.” -- Jiddu Krishnamurti

    • @cdawg3506
      @cdawg3506 6 лет назад

      Chuck-U Farly wow funny

    • @travisbartkowicz24
      @travisbartkowicz24 6 лет назад +1

      This video is a joke and you believed it.

  • @MP-rx8do
    @MP-rx8do 5 лет назад +554

    Only 2,000?

    • @aviozstudio4903
      @aviozstudio4903 5 лет назад +7

      I never lied that much in my entire life :D

    • @chukwudiilozue9171
      @chukwudiilozue9171 5 лет назад +2

      Public major lies as of 1/10/2018

    • @expandeldongus5589
      @expandeldongus5589 5 лет назад

      M P original, and definitely something you thought of.... HA

    • @nenblom
      @nenblom 5 лет назад +1

      M P Probably 4,000 by now.

    • @nenblom
      @nenblom 5 лет назад

      Bryan Craig A few dozen zeros! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hassanbeshir6446
    @hassanbeshir6446 3 года назад +45

    This was 3 years ago I wonder how much he lied now

    • @jonathanwade3882
      @jonathanwade3882 3 года назад +9

      Im just glad his bullshit is over with now

    • @Glide1992
      @Glide1992 3 года назад +4

      You are on the internet, no need to wonder about anything .

    • @jonathanwade3882
      @jonathanwade3882 3 года назад +4

      @@Glide1992 Why yes.
      *g o o g l e*

    • @user-zu5rx4tc8k
      @user-zu5rx4tc8k 3 года назад +6

      @@jonathanwade3882 yea... I'm also glad that clown got banned from twitter.. no more bs

    • @beccaiskenough17
      @beccaiskenough17 3 года назад +2

      A year ago it was 16,241.

  • @whassuphomes
    @whassuphomes 3 года назад +11

    3:26 "Then there was Twitter... Game changer" 😂

  • @xyxean
    @xyxean 6 лет назад +902

    Happy Lie2K!

    • @dragon53777
      @dragon53777 6 лет назад +4

      Here's to 2000 more!

    • @benm5221
      @benm5221 6 лет назад +3

      "Lie2k". How to I buy a drink for the person who though of this?

    • @vegastjg
      @vegastjg 6 лет назад

      Y2J was better

    • @tonib.3016
      @tonib.3016 6 лет назад +1

      Coby Kemp wtf does rext mean. No one knows...

    • @Y2Kvids
      @Y2Kvids 6 лет назад

      xyxean What!

  • @stacyneuman8619
    @stacyneuman8619 6 лет назад +368

    Believe me, I NEVER believe him 🙄

    • @manuelromerodehesa2161
      @manuelromerodehesa2161 6 лет назад +2

      Hahahahah....!!!!! funny.

    • @kirkbrady555
      @kirkbrady555 6 лет назад +1

      Stacy Neuman
      I bet you believe Hillary! Lol!!!

    • @fe5018
      @fe5018 6 лет назад

      Jon Stewart's rant on this was my fave.

    • @shoaib1029
      @shoaib1029 6 лет назад +2

      When someone says "believe me", you should never trust them. Here is an example for this man.

    • @michaedove3562
      @michaedove3562 6 лет назад +3

      Oh ok Kirk, so Hillary excuses Trump telling 2,000 lies in less than a year? That's what you're saying?

  • @pawnraz
    @pawnraz 4 года назад +72

    Trump: Believe me
    Me: No I dont

  • @leoberger-greer8494
    @leoberger-greer8494 4 года назад +83

    “Believe me”
    no thanks

  • @SamuelRafaGarcia
    @SamuelRafaGarcia 6 лет назад +23

    Someone needs to do this. I’d love to see a side by side comparison of the lies and the factual evidence. It would definitely be an eye-opener for many people.

    • @metaglypto
      @metaglypto Год назад +1

      I would like to see a comparison of Trump and Biden .

    • @JohnSmith-4U
      @JohnSmith-4U 10 месяцев назад +1

      You could do this "lies" bit for every President. Trump is not unique to lies but they just concentrate on Trump because you know, Trump Deranged Syndrome.

    • @dh5380
      @dh5380 2 месяца назад

      @@JohnSmith-4Uwere you there?

    • @JohnSmith-4U
      @JohnSmith-4U 2 месяца назад

      @@dh5380 Yes. Yes I was......now prove that I wasn't.

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 6 лет назад +198

    This would be a great tv show if it wasn't real! A show about the President who can't stop lying and the country is always on the edge of insanity sounds funny until you realize that country is us.

    • @jessetorres8738
      @jessetorres8738 6 лет назад

      Robert Loblaw: Thank you.

    • @JackMurnin
      @JackMurnin 6 лет назад +3

      if you can give me examples off the top of your head of five lies that our president, Donald Trump has stated, I will switch sides.

    • @dennisl3996
      @dennisl3996 6 лет назад

      Jack Murnin Also welcome to the team, meetings are on Monday

    • @rontatoftw
      @rontatoftw 6 лет назад +3

      to bad our country is the literal greatest in the world and we feel the need to create fake problems for ourselves.

    • @dennisl3996
      @dennisl3996 6 лет назад +4

      Ronald W. If all you ever do is look down on everybody else, you will never be able to recognize your own shortcomings. Also, if the US is the "literally" greatest country in the world, what's there to make great again?

  • @RestoreTechnique
    @RestoreTechnique 3 года назад +6

    "It's not a lie, if you believe it" - George Constanza

  • @aighty7216
    @aighty7216 3 года назад +14

    When you realise this video was published 2 years ago

  • @cyandvel
    @cyandvel 5 лет назад +127

    Who is still watching 2019?
    “The American Dream is Dead” the ending is the Best 👌🏿

  • @fdfischer
    @fdfischer 6 лет назад +55

    Who counted this? That person needs an award

    • @missbibisharief6
      @missbibisharief6 6 лет назад

      Fellipe Fischer humour

    • @henrymumba6427
      @henrymumba6427 6 лет назад

      Yes and a life

    • @guibox3
      @guibox3 5 лет назад

      And not because they actually counted. Simply for being able to keep UP with the count and not lose track.

    • @AngryHybridApe
      @AngryHybridApe 5 лет назад

      Fellipe Fischer
      I tried to, but theres no lies to count.

    • @AngryHybridApe
      @AngryHybridApe 5 лет назад

      guibox3
      What, you lose count at zero?

  • @tcla3854
    @tcla3854 4 года назад +15

    Kimmel and Colbert...they always make me laugh.

  • @wickedleeloopy2115
    @wickedleeloopy2115 4 года назад +56

    So the moral of the story.
    Don't trust anyone who says "trust me"

  • @Arbey1Kenobe
    @Arbey1Kenobe 6 лет назад +128

    "I stand by nothing" - You have to give him credit for his honesty... at least once.

    • @iamapokerface8992
      @iamapokerface8992 5 лет назад +3

      for his honesty? did u even read the title

    • @jpkjnn6733
      @jpkjnn6733 5 лет назад +2

      Only because his aversion to taking responsibility for anything trumped his natural instinct to lie outright.

    • @KayyHong
      @KayyHong 5 лет назад +1

      That is the ONLY time he spoke the truth!

    • @hansmoffett9758
      @hansmoffett9758 5 лет назад +2

      He doesn't stand by anything, except of course his loyalty to the Kremlin.

  • @wendyfit1
    @wendyfit1 6 лет назад +9

    SNL should bring back Jon Lovitz to do a Trump skit on his Pathological Liar character!

  • @captainlevifreakinackerman2927
    @captainlevifreakinackerman2927 4 года назад +12

    Trump: Believe me!
    Black Panther:We don't do that here!

  • @JustWasted3HoursHere
    @JustWasted3HoursHere 3 года назад +5

    Now here we are sitting at ten times that number: over 20,000.

  • @ace5869
    @ace5869 6 лет назад +285

    Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl, not on my watch.

    • @jcbastard6999
      @jcbastard6999 6 лет назад +13

      This is awesome man. Good one

    • @Himynameishoodie
      @Himynameishoodie 6 лет назад +6

      Amazing just amazing... beautiful! this makes me believe again!

    • @alanyang6786
      @alanyang6786 6 лет назад +1

      Nice one dude, you come up with that by yourself?

    • @jassi445
      @jassi445 6 лет назад +8

      This genuinely made me laugh thanks for that !!

    • @zxcvbnm4203
      @zxcvbnm4203 6 лет назад +1

      😀😁😂🤣😎

  • @charlesphillips3951
    @charlesphillips3951 6 лет назад +55

    I think that 2,000 is conservative.

    • @markhuggins5417
      @markhuggins5417 5 лет назад

      Charles Phillips it definitely is now! However if that press secretary repeatedly says “The president has done nothing wrong” she may be a contender for the liars pants of fire belt! Although since she’s lying for him it may just be added to his own tally. Do we have any commissioners willing to weigh in on how to tally these new lies?

  • @nirvanimal1900
    @nirvanimal1900 4 года назад +4

    I was looking for a late night show that only talks about president trump. Thank you Kimmel

  • @KimJakab
    @KimJakab 4 года назад +80

    I will try to explain this tremendous and terrific phenomenon Trump. Enjoy!
    Donald Trump has two parts of brain, one left and one right.
    The left part has nothing right.
    The right part has nothing left.

    • @alib8489
      @alib8489 3 года назад +3

      underrated comment

    • @onwonaameyaw9148
      @onwonaameyaw9148 3 года назад +1

      Lol but still runs a multibillion dollar company someone like you must be a trillionaire by now😂😂

    • @maeterith1984
      @maeterith1984 3 года назад

      Kim Jakab,, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Brilliant.

    • @Realkeepa
      @Realkeepa 3 года назад

      Well said

  • @aaura8805
    @aaura8805 6 лет назад +231

    One year later and the world is still laughing at the USA and the orange oompa-loompa.

    • @stanleybeachboy
      @stanleybeachboy 6 лет назад +10

      Aaura Spirit
      So true, the whole world is laughing at the states because of Trump..

    • @ohnohedidit1006
      @ohnohedidit1006 5 лет назад +3

      Aaura Spirit we should have let Germany have your country

    • @aaura8805
      @aaura8805 5 лет назад +8

      Germany?? My country? You're an idiot. Not unless they had lots of big boats.
      ps... btw...my country was fighting in WWII for two years before usa finally put their boots on the ground in Europe.

    • @ohnohedidit1006
      @ohnohedidit1006 5 лет назад

      Neisya Jin Hitam you are right they bullied Obama

    • @AngryHybridApe
      @AngryHybridApe 5 лет назад +1

      Michael J
      We already took Germany twice. And we wern't even prepared. We even took Japan and Germany at the same time and wasnt prepared for that neither. You wanna go for three? Your kind should just sit down and shut up before you really get hurt.

  • @TheSensfan09
    @TheSensfan09 6 лет назад +244

    Oh my god I keep saying this is a nightmare right? when do I wake up

    • @riotraverv4518
      @riotraverv4518 6 лет назад +2

      Michael Kingsbury its not a nightmare,it's heaven,why do lots of ppl say trumps a bad person

    • @TheSensfan09
      @TheSensfan09 6 лет назад +9

      Joseph after today you say this, your little Donnie got caught again on a racist rant and you ask why ppl think he is a bad person? If you are asking this question than I suspect you are a racist also getting your white robe and pointy hood ready for a cross burning.

    • @briananderson7056
      @briananderson7056 6 лет назад +1

      Michael Kingsbury You will wake up .... BELIEVE ME !

    • @riotraverv4518
      @riotraverv4518 6 лет назад +1

      Number one I'm not part of the kkk,number two did I even say anything about skin color dumb ass,do you even know what you are saying

    • @hi-ougidemonfang
      @hi-ougidemonfang 6 лет назад +4

      Joseph, you didn’t say anything about skin color, but when you’re supporting a racist who also is on tape bragging about sexual assault, it questions your character as well. I won’t go as far as he did, but still. Probably racist, or at least you’d vote for someone who is clearly racist.

  • @Deathrattle-ku4pp
    @Deathrattle-ku4pp 4 года назад +8

    “The Babe Ruth of bullshit” now that should be the nickname given to Trump, by the people he’s nicknamed lol. That was one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a while

  • @robinl4975
    @robinl4975 4 года назад +46

    I expected him to catch fire when he put his hand on the bible

    • @BeeYoSa
      @BeeYoSa 4 года назад +1

      Lmao we'd all have been so lucky

    • @patricialove4651
      @patricialove4651 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 it

  • @JosephWolfson
    @JosephWolfson 6 лет назад +860

    In court, Trump will probably say "Believe me?" and the jury will say "No!"

    • @michaeldollars7
      @michaeldollars7 5 лет назад +2

      what court joseph?

    • @JosephWolfson
      @JosephWolfson 5 лет назад +16

      The one he will have to testify to in 2019

    • @michaeldollars7
      @michaeldollars7 5 лет назад +1

      Testify to slander ?

    • @michaeldollars7
      @michaeldollars7 5 лет назад +1

      Testify to Character Assassination by the Media Propaganda.. I hear ya

    • @JosephWolfson
      @JosephWolfson 5 лет назад +9

      He will have to testify for a crime and then he'll lie about it in court.
      You obviously don't get the joke, Michael Dollars.

  • @Jmaters83
    @Jmaters83 6 лет назад +251

    #LOTUS (Liar Of The United States)

    • @hi-ougidemonfang
      @hi-ougidemonfang 6 лет назад +10

      *Pets Hiam* no, no we’re not. She’s not president, so only people obsessed with finding some defense for our president even mention her. :)

    • @sparkythekid9750
      @sparkythekid9750 6 лет назад +1

      Hi-Ougi Demon fang omg the Hillary defense lmao

    • @michaelgranja1309
      @michaelgranja1309 6 лет назад +1

      Haim Productions the hillary defense 😂😂😂😂

    • @adrianaperea5782
      @adrianaperea5782 6 лет назад

      Jon T lol for real

    • @brianw.6718
      @brianw.6718 6 лет назад

      Goooood one....... Derp.

  • @mikeletaurus4728
    @mikeletaurus4728 3 года назад +3

    At 5:03, he crapped in his pants? Skid-mark leak-thru? Anybody smell a big mac?

  • @madshebs
    @madshebs 3 года назад +3

    20.000 and going strong!

  • @fuckingpresident4126
    @fuckingpresident4126 6 лет назад +140

    Trump: Biggest joke that has happened to America.

    • @stefan1924
      @stefan1924 6 лет назад +5

      A joke is supposed to be funny. Trump was funny until you realised that it's real.

    • @fuckingpresident4126
      @fuckingpresident4126 6 лет назад +1

      Haha
      Very true.

    • @criticalfiend2999
      @criticalfiend2999 5 лет назад

      Oh yeah yeah

    • @dandonnelly9603
      @dandonnelly9603 4 года назад

      Thats a pretty bad joke we ain't asking for a do over just take it back please take the joke of this presidency back please take it back your scaring the children

  • @benhuidrom
    @benhuidrom 6 лет назад +342

    Son: Dad, today i lied 3 times.
    Dad: keep it up son, one day you could become a billionaire like Trump, and may be the president of united State

    • @benhuidrom
      @benhuidrom 6 лет назад +3

      The One, where is your sense of humor!?! There is still good people out there

    • @miguelminjarez1503
      @miguelminjarez1503 6 лет назад

      i wish maybe that way i can maga even more

    • @dragon53777
      @dragon53777 6 лет назад

      Haha "united State" Yup there's only one now united with him lol

    • @dogestranding5047
      @dogestranding5047 6 лет назад

      Rodzilla Fake too. Probably part of his brand.

    • @imperiumrandom8731
      @imperiumrandom8731 6 лет назад

      at least trump aint dirty like obama hillery and a lot more politicians

  • @rickwhite4137
    @rickwhite4137 4 года назад +10

    Today, May 15th, 2020, Trump has passed 17,000 lies!

  • @markrush5013
    @markrush5013 4 года назад +13

    something like 14,000 lies now as we enter november 2019....

  • @paulleaner6969
    @paulleaner6969 5 лет назад +188

    A liar usually says "believe me."

    • @KayyHong
      @KayyHong 5 лет назад +3

      So true!

    • @TJ-nz8oc
      @TJ-nz8oc 5 лет назад +3

      Believe me trump lies

    • @unclelarryhasasmalldick8150
      @unclelarryhasasmalldick8150 5 лет назад +1

      +@@TJ-nz8oc Believe me we already knew that

    • @htkme7612
      @htkme7612 5 лет назад

      Or a three year old.

    • @ken45y
      @ken45y 5 лет назад

      Paul, no not really. But slaw clap for thinking you are correct.

  • @dorissanchez7519
    @dorissanchez7519 6 лет назад +20

    Omg best documentary I have seen in all my I laugh so hard that I was in pain.

    • @btdpro752
      @btdpro752 5 лет назад

      commentor12 out of the 2 million people who watched at least a couple hundred to a thousand has gone to an Ivy league collage.

  • @illskillz3769
    @illskillz3769 4 года назад +37

    And to think, it’s over 10k in August 2019.

    • @BidenBrigade2024
      @BidenBrigade2024 4 года назад

      12k now.

    • @frankie1012
      @frankie1012 4 года назад

      Was that poop stain a real picture or fake? 💩

    • @BeeYoSa
      @BeeYoSa 4 года назад +1

      12k in Oct. 19 lol

    • @BeeYoSa
      @BeeYoSa 4 года назад

      @@frankie1012 Real. The 💩 was coming out of the proper end for once 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    •  4 года назад

      He's the Babe Ruth of lies

  • @mandylou5813
    @mandylou5813 4 года назад +28

    When he always says believe me..... It's really sad because so many weak minds do believe him.
    So sad

    • @stevenguy2630
      @stevenguy2630 3 года назад

      @nature2rule inbreeding will do that.

  • @falcore91
    @falcore91 6 лет назад +223

    Crap, I keep forgetting about these. I had already forgotten about the wiretapping crap. :(

    • @lizzyw6209
      @lizzyw6209 6 лет назад +32

      falcore91 Exactly. That's what's scary--he's widening our tolerance and capacity for crazy sh*t. Who knows how far it'll go & how much we'll just forget. ☠

    • @yasqueen4872
      @yasqueen4872 6 лет назад +3

      I will NEVER let that go!

    • @tshouse2782
      @tshouse2782 6 лет назад +3

      #releasethememo

    • @danle7022
      @danle7022 6 лет назад +3

      www.factcheck.org/2017/09/revisiting-trumps-wiretap-tweets/

    • @essencebrown7868
      @essencebrown7868 6 лет назад +3

      Because there are so many you can't keep up. If you had a friend who lied like that they wouldn't be your friend

  • @zoremperor388
    @zoremperor388 5 лет назад +12

    The amount of people in the US supporting Trump is massive I don't get what they see in him?

    • @dandonnelly9603
      @dandonnelly9603 4 года назад +1

      Ignorance is bliss in other words being stupid makes trump followers happy

    • @dandonnelly9603
      @dandonnelly9603 4 года назад

      @Sean Mehegan i like that one how about why is trump happy? Because ignorance is bliss

    • @peterlong2580
      @peterlong2580 4 года назад +1

      Thats the trick to it all... they don't see, they're all blind.... it truly is a prime example of how useless our education system is

  • @zzmatt17zzexsparrowpilot
    @zzmatt17zzexsparrowpilot 3 года назад +4

    It’s about 16,400 now. I saw it recently

  • @pyropeps
    @pyropeps 4 года назад

    Ahah the Vanilly reference for the lies 😂

  • @ssk58607
    @ssk58607 6 лет назад +205

    The American dream is dead..True!

    • @patrickmonahan06
      @patrickmonahan06 6 лет назад

      Jimmys a dousch

    • @calebhamilton8073
      @calebhamilton8073 6 лет назад

      Ephi yah that makes total sense

    • @DA_BOID
      @DA_BOID 6 лет назад

      Ephi Original quote is from a dumb Republican. Instead of picking sides like children, why not pick the best fit for office, like a Libertarian.

    • @johnphantom
      @johnphantom 6 лет назад +1

      @pitu toup yes the time for reason is long gone. Force is what the liberals need to use now.

    • @johnclhugyugihjbvgbkj9729
      @johnclhugyugihjbvgbkj9729 6 лет назад

      srikanth sanaka I can’t believe you!

  • @benm5221
    @benm5221 6 лет назад +297

    This mini documentary has more honesty, patriotism, public good, charm, and wit than Trump's entire life.

    • @Bihgazisvepickice1
      @Bihgazisvepickice1 6 лет назад

      Well said my friend

    • @jeffcarver1850
      @jeffcarver1850 6 лет назад

      Ben M 😂😂😂😂Sure, Cupcake.

    • @iancurtisspectre3744
      @iancurtisspectre3744 6 лет назад

      +AjaxWallpapers double cut that four panel drop match brought to you by Country Life...such unpleasant nightmare producing memories

  • @evax7780
    @evax7780 4 года назад +2

    The wall is the biggest waste of money

  • @AUTOSAD777
    @AUTOSAD777 Год назад +2

    What about the 2,000 flights to Jepsteen Island?

  • @economichornet3218
    @economichornet3218 5 лет назад +77

    I followed Trump on Twitter just for fun after. 2 days I had to unfollow him because he tweeted to much 😂

  • @considerthewildflowers5533
    @considerthewildflowers5533 5 лет назад +5

    I was in the middle of a hospitalization when this was released and I laughed so hard that my iv started to move and then I was just sitting there crying from laughter and pain 😂

    • @undrwatropium3724
      @undrwatropium3724 Год назад

      I just read this comment from 3 years ago

    • @GG-py9vp
      @GG-py9vp Год назад

      And I just read it from 4 years ago because he’s running again. BTW I hope you have recovered well from your hospital stay 🙂

  • @KoolAidPak5462
    @KoolAidPak5462 3 года назад +6

    Trump: COVID has ended
    Medics: Listen Homer Simpson.....

  • @mahyarmozafari1252
    @mahyarmozafari1252 4 года назад +4

    Guys I forgot about the wall did he build it🤔

    • @samomileos
      @samomileos 4 года назад +3

      Not even a cm.. the wall which they make pr were built lomg before trump

    • @gigtrek3926
      @gigtrek3926 4 года назад

      Yep, it's been built and Mexico got that check in the mail. :^)

  • @chocolatecheese1234
    @chocolatecheese1234 6 лет назад +215

    Believe Me!

  • @Keylanb
    @Keylanb 6 лет назад +88

    You cant spell "Believe me" without Lie

    • @TonyZ
      @TonyZ 6 лет назад +1

      zrtc rsdmc get out of here Russian bot!!!

    • @iancurtisspectre3744
      @iancurtisspectre3744 6 лет назад

      +Tony Zee moron has spoken out his sphincter zone

    • @williamaperrow636
      @williamaperrow636 6 лет назад

      You do realize "cannot" contraction is written "can't" and that the word cant means bullshit. You should have learned this in grammar school.
      Stupid.

    • @mur5509
      @mur5509 6 лет назад

      William Perrow so petty it's sad lol

    • @burningknight7
      @burningknight7 6 лет назад

      oh wow look trump supporters coming up with grammar corrections . its really cute.

  • @KevyNova
    @KevyNova 4 года назад +46

    This video is nearly two years old and he’s even worse now. It’s like he’s allergic to the truth.

    • @msann60154
      @msann60154 4 года назад

      It's like 15,000 now

  • @kerbykerby7669
    @kerbykerby7669 3 года назад +8

    He lies because his mama taught him THAT 😁

  • @DARKMAGA6969
    @DARKMAGA6969 5 лет назад +61

    Trump did say one honest thing in there; 3:08 "I don't stand by anything"

    • @performancestarsmog2813
      @performancestarsmog2813 5 лет назад +5

      he also said the american dream is dead....it will be as long as you are president

  • @billnye69
    @billnye69 6 лет назад +7

    His supporters need some common sense in human behaviour.
    If you had a person in your real life who always told you that everyone was fake and lying except for them.
    Common sense would tell you that person is untrustworthy.

  • @tharealmikezee3165
    @tharealmikezee3165 4 года назад +1

    "Lie-2K" is good 😄👏

  • @carlosa9298
    @carlosa9298 4 года назад +33

    It’s December 2019 and he is up to 15,000 lies...

    • @1objection
      @1objection 4 года назад

      He managed to get in 1000 lies in just under 2 months.

    • @fivegoalseason
      @fivegoalseason 4 года назад

      because hes been more active

  • @stevewarwick2103
    @stevewarwick2103 6 лет назад +193

    LIAR-IN-CHIEF

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 6 лет назад +1

      "Believe Me" The rest of the world is watching. Trump is an embarrassment and with every lie he tells, brings shame on the United States.

  • @TheTRAINOR11
    @TheTRAINOR11 5 лет назад +28

    Only 2000, do a recount !

    • @jimbotimbo4542
      @jimbotimbo4542 4 года назад +1

      TheTRAINOR11 they listed 0 lies in that video btw

    • @clone9159
      @clone9159 4 года назад +6

      Jimbo Timbo you have obviously been brainwashed

    • @jboydayz
      @jboydayz 3 года назад +1

      Yeah so it's fine to have fraud you don't care about it a long as you win

  • @Aprilme2
    @Aprilme2 4 года назад +14

    Up to 12,000 today and counting.....

  • @bengguansim5154
    @bengguansim5154 3 года назад +2

    That​ was​ in​ 2018.​ By​ today, the​ total​ must​ be​ 20,000 lies.​ And​ counting.........

  • @Ppb126
    @Ppb126 5 лет назад +177

    He lies so much he forgets his prior lies & can’t keep up

    • @atlantawebster
      @atlantawebster 5 лет назад

      Lies change but the truth stays the same.

    • @Living_Life242
      @Living_Life242 5 лет назад

      When you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
      -Mark Twain

    • @daithi6826
      @daithi6826 5 лет назад +1

      Tell me what lies he has said

    • @nicoctane1669
      @nicoctane1669 5 лет назад

      @@daithi6826 Look up the videos and look up facts, unless your scared to. The answers are on the internet to find.

    • @daithi6826
      @daithi6826 5 лет назад

      DC R you know what no u tell me “the facts” as I believe there isn’t any. You just say look it up to avoid an argument u will not win

  • @MadDragon75
    @MadDragon75 5 лет назад +12

    The wall in 1 year? Impeachment in 1 second if it's bipartisan.

  • @bryantsilva7688
    @bryantsilva7688 4 года назад +3

    Trump in 2018:2,300 lies
    Trump in 2019 :816,372,918,289,188

  • @zackland6285
    @zackland6285 3 года назад +5

    Jimmy why do you love him so much ?

  • @m.hertling6604
    @m.hertling6604 5 лет назад +501

    Why is he still president?

    • @adgalanda
      @adgalanda 5 лет назад +45

      Republicans.

    • @franklinlockett9523
      @franklinlockett9523 5 лет назад

      but you wait for and see

    • @garymanning8920
      @garymanning8920 5 лет назад +8

      If they toss him they will have to toss themselves. Corporations run America, they purchase who and what they need to make and change law. Trump says he has 7 billion bucks... big deal the corporations and people that manipulate him have $500 billion he is poor compared to his butt buddies. His Saydi Arabian pals have Trillions$$ And he will do anything to get a piece of that pie along with every politician in America.

    • @brianfreeman9554
      @brianfreeman9554 5 лет назад +33

      Better him than Hillary

    • @fatassdogs8617
      @fatassdogs8617 5 лет назад +25

      Cause he’s the best president we’ve ever had

  • @sybaritesphynx8057
    @sybaritesphynx8057 6 лет назад +70

    The scariest part about pathological liars is that A) They cant help it. B) THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVE THEM TO BE TRUE

    • @thaiming1306
      @thaiming1306 5 лет назад

      commentor12 bro! not u again

    • @thaiming1306
      @thaiming1306 5 лет назад +1

      commentor12 with the same post every time lol

    • @thaiming1306
      @thaiming1306 5 лет назад

      commentor12 then watch the video

    • @AngryHybridApe
      @AngryHybridApe 5 лет назад

      sphinx onyx
      People lying to themselves scare you? Stay away from mirrors.

    • @AngryHybridApe
      @AngryHybridApe 5 лет назад

      commentor12
      Kimmel nor anybody else here can. The worn out tools of propaganda efforts.

  • @davidedwards3361
    @davidedwards3361 4 года назад +3

    As I watch this in 9/19 that 2000 is closer to 13,000.

  • @pamrjohnson2493
    @pamrjohnson2493 3 года назад +1

    Narcissist are expert liars

  • @mommasitayoung148
    @mommasitayoung148 6 лет назад +7

    Mr. Believe me"Lied 2k in 11month in office. The president's mental stability was on Full display today and it's Really sad...Hence Mr. Wolff Book..

  • @Gambit08
    @Gambit08 6 лет назад +339

    Lol Happy Lie2K. Savage.

    • @dragon53777
      @dragon53777 6 лет назад +1

      No. I wish people would stop using this word incorrectly. It's stupid.

  • @MM-uw5uj
    @MM-uw5uj 3 года назад

    Wait I just realized that Trump used to be Waldo’s dad in Little Rascals lmao 🤣

  • @babukhalimgps4707
    @babukhalimgps4707 4 года назад +5

    All i heared was "Balive me."

    • @shanellecarlson9499
      @shanellecarlson9499 3 года назад

      Thats cuz they have nothing. I dont get how anyone can take them seriously

  • @abraz_
    @abraz_ 4 года назад +26

    *2020*
    "What does the scouter say Vegeta?"
    "It says.. it says the lies are over 9000!"

    • @antoniolawrence3292
      @antoniolawrence3292 4 года назад +2

      There's one solid fact, tramp is lyingest,FAKE, fattest president in the history of America.Take that to the bank. This LOW I Q low life FAKE is finally going to get a time out wearing his orange jump suit for life. Tramp look OUT when you bend over to pick up the soap off the floor. On second thought, he might enjoy it.Welcome to hell in prison. Your bunk mate will give you something to lie about. Have fun TRAITOR, hope you enjoy your NEW lifestyle. Prison will reward you and maybe even make you head custodian, what fitting job for you. They might consider you for Librarian, but when they realize you Can't read, they will throw you a mop and bucket instead. Amen .God doesn't like ugly. Enjoy purgatory, you lying. LOW LIFE treasonous snake. Purgatory is in your future. Good Riddance and believe me, you will do it and Like it, later LOSER.

  • @migueldls087
    @migueldls087 6 лет назад +5

    Hey America, you wanna hear a joke? ...Donald Trump

  • @52337710zack
    @52337710zack 4 года назад +16

    Trump is the biggest liar in the world !
    Modi : Hold my beer

  • @indiafirst8155
    @indiafirst8155 3 года назад

    Lies are like scars in your soul, it destroy you.