Trump Thinks We Are All Idiots

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  • Опубликовано: 10 июн 2024
  • Beyoncé celebrated her birthday today, a Catholic school in Nashville banned Harry Potter books from the school library, the Pentagon transferred billions of dollars to help pay for the wall, Trump continues his lies about Hurricane Dorian, deepfake videos threaten the 2020 election and 15 kilos of cocaine washed up on a beach in Florida. #FredWillard
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  • @omegapointil5741
    @omegapointil5741 4 года назад +918

    "Its hard to win an argument with a smart person, its impossible to win an argument with a stupid person." Bill Murray

    • @myth1151
      @myth1151 4 года назад +7

      acutally its easy to win an argument with a smart person

    • @youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338
      @youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338 4 года назад +8

      @@myth1151 you're myth but true

    • @reyvelmarcello466
      @reyvelmarcello466 4 года назад +7

      @@myth1151 ikr you just need to act like a stupid person,and you will totally win

    • @taylorbohn3038
      @taylorbohn3038 3 года назад +2

      Pretty sure Einstein said this...

    • @user-pl9yq3fc8u
      @user-pl9yq3fc8u 3 года назад +2

      @@reyvelmarcello466 you will win in the end but it'll still be hard

  • @drvonnostrum2671
    @drvonnostrum2671 4 года назад +537

    I don’t care if you’re a Dem or Repub, how can anyone continue to defend Trump, completely ignoring what comes out of his mouth??!!

    • @spiritussublime
      @spiritussublime 4 года назад +34

      with the damage he does to our country, it's people, even the world...

    • @hot_dog_water2437
      @hot_dog_water2437 4 года назад +10

      love your use of the abbreviation "repub"

    • @babyfir77
      @babyfir77 3 года назад +26

      Like having us consume bleach to destroy COVID-19?

    • @liljill6500
      @liljill6500 3 года назад +12

      Barbara Reheiser and injecting disinfectant 🤦‍♀️

    • @jerkoffprofessionally6280
      @jerkoffprofessionally6280 3 года назад +6

      @@babyfir77 lmaoo

  • @cuac5869
    @cuac5869 3 года назад +73

    I remember being an exchange student in the US a couple years ago and loving the library in the school. I had never had access to so many novels and books, but surprisingly enough the most popular book saga, Harry Potter, was missing. Even I had it in the little school library in my home country, I would like to add that my school is Catholic run by nuns and founded by a saint over 100 years ago. So I asked one of the students about it, and she deadpan said to me "yeah the school board banned it because they think it's promoting witch craft" . I laughed so hard, I thought it was the best answer ever, and then I realized she was being serious. America you never stop surprising me.

    • @moondawg7949
      @moondawg7949 2 года назад +3

      Very strange since america is based upon witch craft

    • @melindanewton6303
      @melindanewton6303 Год назад +1

      I am an American and i totally agree with you...its sad

    • @silkroadcaravan
      @silkroadcaravan 27 дней назад

      yeah we're a pretty goofy bunch

  • @RyanWehr
    @RyanWehr 4 года назад +408

    the hurricane should have been Hurricane trump. slow moving destroying everything in its path and really confused on where its going.

    • @jfrigz2294
      @jfrigz2294 4 года назад +7

      Ryan Wehr this is golden

    • @jfrigz2294
      @jfrigz2294 4 года назад +5

      Stealing this

    • @Montezuma0
      @Montezuma0 4 года назад +1

      @@jfrigz2294 same

    • @angelobarbarino5652
      @angelobarbarino5652 4 года назад +1

      it’s good to know that you may be one of the most ignorant human beings out there. The changes that have and are being made, are for a reason, and as of right now, they are not negatively affecting you or anybody.

    • @dickgoblin
      @dickgoblin 4 года назад +5

      @@angelobarbarino5652 Except Mexican.

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 4 года назад +639

    Well, there's a reason he loves the poorly educated.

    • @truthseeker5360
      @truthseeker5360 4 года назад +13

      Yeah, they havent been indoctrinated by your cocksucking marxist professors yet.

    • @truthseeker5360
      @truthseeker5360 4 года назад +1

      @John F. Kennedy Explain.

    • @truthseeker5360
      @truthseeker5360 4 года назад

      @@masanjehenry Explain

    • @struthsayer
      @struthsayer 4 года назад +25

      @@truthseeker5360 look above your head ... that thing wooshing over your head is 'the point'. ...
      in fact you trumpanzees should be quite familiar with that wooshing sound, tho perhaps the gurgling sound of the meme-brained trumpisms that low-th-some cult45 lives for does drown out the spirit of truth.

    • @vivekrao13
      @vivekrao13 4 года назад +29

      @@truthseeker5360 if you think the words of trump are better than the knowledge ammased by about 2000 years of civilization , buddy you need to explain.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 4 года назад +1501

    Kellyanne Conway will claim that Alabama will be hit by an “alternative hurricane”!

    • @mikeappleget482
      @mikeappleget482 4 года назад +51

      I attended the candlelight vigil on the anniversary of the tragic Bowling Green massacre and while there we helped Alabama residents board up their homes & businesses.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 года назад +37

      Well, she looks like an alternative human being.

    • @SpaceForceCommander
      @SpaceForceCommander 4 года назад +22

      Mike Appleget : The Bowling Green massacre is something that America will never ever recover from... 😢 😭

    • @0hMyGandhi
      @0hMyGandhi 4 года назад +14

      @@mikeappleget482 Yes. I think I might have seen you there! We held hands, an old stoner found a battered acoustic guitar on a park bench and we sang the night away. There were also S'mores.

    • @tillwesenberg1178
      @tillwesenberg1178 4 года назад +34

      Come on, Kellyanne would'nt do that. And everybody knows these hurricanes were only made up by the dems and the fake news media to have an excuse for not covering all the great weather our president has accomplished over the last 3 years. To be honest it was maybe the best weather ever in the history of the US, even for blacks and latinoa rainy days were at an all time low. Ungrateful bastards. And why isn't anybody talking about Hillary and all that email-stuff anymore? That's socialism, plain and simple.

  • @marshamariner7897
    @marshamariner7897 Год назад +8

    Jimmy's only gotten better thru the yrs 🇺🇸🦋🌹💖

  • @tangobango9653
    @tangobango9653 4 года назад +46

    Ol’ Fred Willard is about 80 now & still going strong. Good for you Fred!

    • @MrBrewman95
      @MrBrewman95 4 года назад +1

      Tango Bango this hasn’t aged well.

    • @tangobango9653
      @tangobango9653 4 года назад

      Brad Sadly no 😢

    • @toddself5838
      @toddself5838 4 года назад +1

      RIP... Space Force will never be the same...

  • @azzu12
    @azzu12 4 года назад +435

    Fred Willard is a national treasure

    • @damirko06
      @damirko06 4 года назад +11

      And that's the bottom line 😉😄

    • @goldengate4462
      @goldengate4462 4 года назад +8

      Thank you! I knew I recognized him from somewhere, but couldn't exactly pinpoint where
      - Sincerely, not an american.

    • @springstud
      @springstud 4 года назад +2

      he is funny. plus he has parkison see how bad his hands shake

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 4 года назад +6

      Looked so frail here, but lovely to see him still doing his thing.

    • @satansonion2104
      @satansonion2104 4 года назад +3

      I scrolled down to post this exact thing.

  • @Slavir_Nabru
    @Slavir_Nabru 4 года назад +618

    He doesn't think we're ALL idiots, he thinks a significant enough proportion of us are idiots and he's right.

    • @or1750
      @or1750 4 года назад +13

      Slavir Nabru majority live in the South and the Mid-West

    • @kevtb874
      @kevtb874 4 года назад +37

      He is right. That's the disturbing thing. His supporters actively defend the indefensible. Even now they are defending the fact he lied to them and is making them look like morons.

    • @DeathLord-xy9fv
      @DeathLord-xy9fv 4 года назад +14

      Like the people who think jimmy Kimmel is funny

    • @destinydevon7279
      @destinydevon7279 4 года назад +4

      @@DeathLord-xy9fv 😂 I feel u

    • @djsugarbear6715
      @djsugarbear6715 4 года назад +26

      it's true. there are dolphins and crows smarter than some Trump supporters........I am not exaggerating

  • @eyesee8440
    @eyesee8440 4 года назад +35

    IT'S LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD SHOWING HIS CRAYON ART ... VOTE trump OUT IN 2020

  • @timphaneuf8621
    @timphaneuf8621 4 года назад +336

    I thought Trump's preferred writing instrument was a "crayon."

    • @michaeldooley3396
      @michaeldooley3396 4 года назад +3

      He uses a crayon in order for you brain-dead liberal's to better comprehend something that actually makes sense....😂

    • @timphaneuf8621
      @timphaneuf8621 4 года назад +35

      @@michaeldooley3396 Does it hurt being that stupid?

    • @Montezuma0
      @Montezuma0 4 года назад +22

      @@timphaneuf8621 It's funny when brain-dead Republicans try to comeback but end up making themselves look even more dumb lol.

    • @michaeldooley3396
      @michaeldooley3396 4 года назад

      @@timphaneuf8621 why are you asking me? You out to know....😂

    • @michaeldooley3396
      @michaeldooley3396 4 года назад

      @@Montezuma0 I'm not a Republican nor am I a Democrat...if you had half a brain you'd be neither as well!!!

  • @dogpound7162
    @dogpound7162 4 года назад +157

    "There will be a hurricane in Alabama and Mexico will pay for it" !

    • @camu5787
      @camu5787 4 года назад

      You know mexico don't pay for anything! Their on Global Welfare! That why they all jump the fence into the USA!

    • @Radwar99
      @Radwar99 4 года назад +2

      @@camu5787 "You know mexico don't pay for anything!", So they're like Trump?

    • @camu5787
      @camu5787 4 года назад

      @@Radwar99 No their worthless!

    • @pkoblenz4368
      @pkoblenz4368 4 года назад +3

      @darksidedavid ca mu is a paid russian probe. That's why he can't spell. But that's okay, these trolls are paid to spread hate and bigotry, so they don't care about grammar.

    • @jeremyobeso9874
      @jeremyobeso9874 4 года назад

      It's crazy because the guy has accomplished almost everything he promised, which no president does, and you dummies use one thing to try and dog him. This dude is amazing. So much so that the last "president" has been trying to take credit for what he himself said couldn't be done.

  • @4W0RD5
    @4W0RD5 4 года назад +99

    Fred Willard is a national treasure. We must protect this man

    • @michaelwertzy9808
      @michaelwertzy9808 4 года назад +1

      Fred has always amazed me that he NEVER breaks character! Even on a "talk" show. Oh man I've had a true admiration of him even before he teamed up with Martin Mull, who I have also been impressed by!

    • @JonnyUnderrated
      @JonnyUnderrated 4 года назад

      He can protect himself. He has large muscles. He does not require or want your pitty. He knows the ancient art of *KUNG FU* . Leave him be.

    • @bradleyholdom9677
      @bradleyholdom9677 2 года назад +1

      Way too go "protecting him", ya blew it!

    • @nancydemoss2945
      @nancydemoss2945 Год назад

      RIP Fred Willard!

  • @meowypotter1246
    @meowypotter1246 4 года назад +109

    Harry Potter spells are real?
    Oh please!
    Been yelling Reducto at my ass for years and it hasn't worked.
    😒

    • @endlesssummer2133
      @endlesssummer2133 4 года назад +3

      Ahahha :D I can relate

    • @2010Baldy
      @2010Baldy 4 года назад +3

      You just made my Day lol thanks..

    • @nicknormousreports3378
      @nicknormousreports3378 4 года назад +1

      Fetus Deleteus

    • @sameerakhan7455
      @sameerakhan7455 4 года назад

      I tried using accio or the force ( from star wars ) whenever I need edsomething that's across the room from me.
      Answer: *Never Worked*

  • @tiernyt2051
    @tiernyt2051 4 года назад +61

    I dont understand why, he felt the need to redue the lie with the weather about Alabama. And the sharpie🤪, this dude is crazy as hell!! Look at the three stooges beside him.

    • @jfrigz2294
      @jfrigz2294 4 года назад +1

      CNN’s forecast included Alabama lmao.

    • @kbpeters4246
      @kbpeters4246 4 года назад +6

      @@jfrigz2294
      AH.....noooooooooooo
      All you need to do is follow the percent probability and timeline. Once you realize those DETAILS you will know that Trump made a mistake. What is mind-blowing is that Trump is so damn fragile he felt the need to produce a POINTLESS lie.
      Days before the tweet, there was a 5% to 10% chance that tropical-storm-force winds of more than or equal to 39 miles per hour could affect the Southeast corner of Alabama. The map showed that coasts of Georgia and the Carolinas had a higher likelihood of sustaining tropical-storm-force winds, closer to 50% to 70%.
      On Sunday, 1st September when Trump sent out his tweet, the maps did not show Alabama getting hit. This is the simple fact.
      “Someone” used a black sharpie. Trump holds up a DOCTORED image. It is against the law to put out an altered government forecast - Al Roker 5 Sept. 2019 "Just so everyone is clear. This forecast cone was from 5 days ago. Alabama was NEVER in the official cone from the @NHC_Atlantic," Fox News senior meteorologist Janice Dean tweeted Wednesday. "The sharpie-bubble was drawn by someone else. This map is inaccurate, misleading and fake," Janice Dean, senior meteorologist for Fox News Channel, tweeted afterward.
      The only time that computer models shown a few path lines towards Alabama was some 90 hours before Trump tweeted about Alabama. a National Hurricane Center graphic showing the odds of an Alabama strike dropping significantly by Sunday, from 10% to 5%. As the days passed by, all the computer models’ paths were moving further to the east AWAY FROM ALABAMA. Some 90- hours before the tweet…that means Trump who pretended that he was being updated every hour WAS CLOSE TO FOUR DAYS BEHIND the forecast….Trump was too damn busy playing golf for four days he didn’t realize the forecasts had changed. The POTUS was delinquent in his duties…he wasn’t paying attention…he couldn’t give a damn.
      SIX DAYS LATER, Trump tweeted that “this nonsense has never happened to another president.” Well, duh, no other president took a sharpie and altered an official weather map.
      Again, on Sunday, 1st September when Trump sent out his tweet, the maps did not show Alabama getting hit. This is the simple fact. Maybe Trump got old information so why did not Trump say that he had old inform and maybe he could have said he was over concerned.
      Think about what kind of person would make a pointless lie and then double down on it when fact-checked and then TRIPLE DOWN and fact-checked again. Imagine how fragile a person must be to go these lengths instead of admitting a simple mistake. He is so damn fragile and yet LOUD in his weakness.
      Now Trump has his head of NOAA (a department Trump controls) come out to SORT OF (NOT COMPLETELY because they did not address the probability percent and also time between original prediction and Trump’s tweet) defend Trump and pit NOAA against the National Weather Service and also against Birmingham’s NOAA! Think about this NO ONE at NOAA signed the statement…no one put their name on the statement. That should confirm that NOAA was forced to put this statement together and public. UNBELIEVABLE.
      The National Weather Service Employees Organization pushed back against NOAA's refutation, with the organization's president calling the NOAA tweet "utterly disgusting and disingenuous."
      The fact no one tried to stop Trump to tell him that he will look like a fool. As if no one would fact-check? Did they not look at their own reputations? They will always be associated with a BLATANT liar. It says a lot about the toxic culture inside the Whitehouse…they are afraid of Trump, they have no spine, they are sycophants willing to lie and ruin their reputation for a vile man.

  • @thefatjedi
    @thefatjedi 4 года назад +279

    Falsifying a weather report is in fact ILLEGAL!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 года назад +49

      So is just about everything else he does!

    • @bokhans
      @bokhans 4 года назад +9

      Jaycee Chapman yes it is and so is rape and very many things in between that he is in to that little insecure and mentally challenged being!

    • @davidedwards3361
      @davidedwards3361 4 года назад +15

      But most of what tRump does is illegal, but he get's away with it. So as long as there is no repercussions to him, he will keep doing whatever he wants, be it constantly lying or breaking the law.

    • @kylerfrasier540
      @kylerfrasier540 4 года назад +2

      That’s illegal really? So we lock up every news anchor that’s gets the weather wrong??

    • @kylerfrasier540
      @kylerfrasier540 4 года назад

      David Edwards give one shred of evidence that what he is doing is breaking the law

  • @TheTanman412
    @TheTanman412 4 года назад +87

    Please keep having Fred Willard on the show for as long as humanly possible, thanks. ♥️

  • @dgilliam
    @dgilliam 2 года назад +9

    Calling Trymp an idiot is just scratching the surface, Narsistic, socialpath, bent on destroying anybody in his destructive path is still not strong enough .

  • @MrRufusRToyota
    @MrRufusRToyota 4 года назад +176

    You can fool some of the people all the time. Trump’s Base

    • @nicolepompey4001
      @nicolepompey4001 4 года назад +4

      MrRufusRToyota you mean ALL of the time concerning trumpians:)

    • @kirkdouglas8827
      @kirkdouglas8827 4 года назад +1

      Clintons mantra. :)

    • @nicolepompey4001
      @nicolepompey4001 4 года назад +4

      Kirk Douglas delusional

    • @kirkdouglas8827
      @kirkdouglas8827 4 года назад +2

      @@nicolepompey4001 Silly girl. Trump is living rent free in your heads. :) You can rent a therapy Llama to hug.

    • @TJ-oo5mx
      @TJ-oo5mx 4 года назад +3

      Says someone fooled by msm

  • @WienerBrigadier
    @WienerBrigadier 4 года назад +62

    Seeing Fred Willard pop up unexpectedly still brings me so much joy

    • @cainster
      @cainster 4 года назад +1

      He looked like he had cancer. Originally I thought it was his head CGI'd onto someone else's body.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 4 года назад +514

    Absolutely unbelievable!
    Donnie breaks yet another law by having an official weather map changed to match his clueless tweet! Like no one would notice!

    • @emhchannel2842
      @emhchannel2842 4 года назад +1

      Cite the statute he broke, TDS moron.

    • @emhchannel2842
      @emhchannel2842 4 года назад +2

      @Anne Liesveld But it DOES mean the OP is a complete moron, do you agree?

    • @friendlyjapanesebusinesswoman
      @friendlyjapanesebusinesswoman 4 года назад

      GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES AND THE HOLY PROPHET DONALD J TRUMP

    • @ACU_misfit
      @ACU_misfit 4 года назад

      @@friendlyjapanesebusinesswoman

    • @Opus313
      @Opus313 4 года назад +45

      @@emhchannel2842
      18 U.S. Code 2074
      False Weather Reports
      But, you already knew that!

  • @annacamfield2628
    @annacamfield2628 4 года назад +70

    Imagine being the guy who had to hand him the chart. lol!!

    • @insertusernamehere8575
      @insertusernamehere8575 3 года назад +1

      I don't understand y I'm starting to hate shirt words like lol lmao lmfao jk and stuff like dat

  • @xarchangelsx6592
    @xarchangelsx6592 4 года назад +10

    Rest in peace Fred❤
    This was the first bit I saw of him on Kimmel, and it's definitely my favorite

  • @alexmcgregor7082
    @alexmcgregor7082 4 года назад +16

    Wow, now we know why he's keeping his school records secret.

  • @peppeddu
    @peppeddu 4 года назад +39

    A 72 yo man drawing some crap on a map and claiming it's real on national TV.
    It's so sad to watch.

  • @GinodiFonzo
    @GinodiFonzo 4 года назад +66

    Every time Trump tells a lie, an angel gets chlamydia . . .

  • @jimwallington437
    @jimwallington437 4 года назад +79

    As a Canadian it is hard to argue with Trump's perspective on the intelligence of a country that elected him.

    • @w.f.4287
      @w.f.4287 4 года назад +8

      Very well said sir, and not limited to just Canadians.

    • @spiritussublime
      @spiritussublime 4 года назад +9

      the catch is, we didn't. By 3 million votes.

    • @jimwallington437
      @jimwallington437 4 года назад +7

      @@spiritussublime Say what you will but the rules clearly state that the electoral college elects the president. We may not like it, but the rules have been that way for a long time.

    • @deannedflrocks5337
      @deannedflrocks5337 3 года назад +5

      @@jimwallington437 over half the country does not understand what electoral college means, the keyword "college" throws them off.

    • @1m2rich
      @1m2rich 2 года назад +1

      Apparently Rudy is headed to led protests in Canada with truckers and Confederate flags. Crazies from Canada to pay and help Trump? Sorry Canada.

  • @pokerandphilosophy8328
    @pokerandphilosophy8328 4 года назад +297

    The FBI announced that it is launching an investigation onto the ORANGES of this criminally disfigured weather map.

    •  4 года назад +4

      Sniffle, sniffle.

    • @morganamarvel7075
      @morganamarvel7075 4 года назад +9

      Really? They should.. It's a federal offence!📌

    • @caribgirl726
      @caribgirl726 4 года назад +6

      LOLLL Had forgotten about that one 🤣

    • @deemaverick987
      @deemaverick987 4 года назад +1

      Very good.

    • @quorumlab
      @quorumlab 4 года назад

      You probably right... why even listen to such a habitual liar? After-all how many more lies do we need to realize that we don’t have a leader just a ... well you can fill in the 🍊 Buddha’s name

  • @evillyn7895
    @evillyn7895 4 года назад +243

    Seriously, no one at the White House has access to a computer and editing software? Or is everyone there so whipped they told him this was a brilliant plan?

    • @0hMyGandhi
      @0hMyGandhi 4 года назад +30

      I just find it funny that they didn't even make the mark white to match the other cone.

    • @truthseeker5360
      @truthseeker5360 4 года назад

      Its a skit, moron. Its not real.

    • @bokhans
      @bokhans 4 года назад +21

      Truth Seeker no name and picture and claiming a true story is false. You MAGots are so amusing and very sad. Why are you so afraid? Get a life, show your name and picture if you are proud of your president, but I guess you are as ashamed as everyone else. ❤️

    • @kevincolbertjr.6844
      @kevincolbertjr.6844 4 года назад +9

      I'm gonna go with whipped

    • @fabiofoxmusic3971
      @fabiofoxmusic3971 4 года назад +12

      @@truthseeker5360
      Anything to justify the "Chosen Covfefe".

  • @tschinkerl4554
    @tschinkerl4554 3 года назад +7

    Jimmy saying: "Everything is going nuts."
    Me thinking: oh man, wait for 2020! xD

  • @eden2010grace
    @eden2010grace 4 года назад +20

    I love it when he said "This isn't someone is some mental institution." Can't stop laughing 😂

  • @ricardoduarte6899
    @ricardoduarte6899 4 года назад +13

    It's not lies, It's Alternative Weather!

    • @w.f.4287
      @w.f.4287 4 года назад

      I hope you rolled your eyes as you type that, like kellyanne rolled her eyes when she said alternate facts on cable news. That clip of kellyanne would be funny if it wasn't so devastating to the country.

  • @smike-lz8uf
    @smike-lz8uf 4 года назад +231

    Trump hugely impressed by having his own name on a pen. Yeah.

    • @zeuqramy
      @zeuqramy 4 года назад +3

      *bigly

    • @michaelwertzy9808
      @michaelwertzy9808 4 года назад +1

      @@zeuqramy, muchly!

    • @TMercan31
      @TMercan31 4 года назад +1

      *tremendously!

    • @indorock
      @indorock 4 года назад

      He reminds me in so many ways of your run-of-the-mill mediocre real estate agent. Here's yet another way.

    • @KingofHearts
      @KingofHearts 4 года назад

      He also thinks Sharpie can somehow make a pen look “rich”

  • @Lixsna
    @Lixsna 4 года назад +41

    Holy sh*t what is going on in the USA? That President is genuinely scary.

  • @yvillasana31
    @yvillasana31 4 года назад +11

    He is an embarrassment to our country.

  • @jamesely1402
    @jamesely1402 4 года назад +182

    There's already demons in the White House...damn you Harry Potter!!!

    • @georgemccartney8906
      @georgemccartney8906 4 года назад +8

      There's just one problem with that, Trump hardly reads any books

  • @damirko06
    @damirko06 4 года назад +137

    I love the Fred Willard segments...priceless 😄😄😄

    • @ZobethC
      @ZobethC 4 года назад

      daMirko who knew Fred was a huffer too LOL 🤪🤤🥴

    • @spiritussublime
      @spiritussublime 4 года назад

      he is an absolute treasure LOL

  • @katiewilliams681
    @katiewilliams681 4 года назад +5

    Falsifying a national weather service report is a felony btw.

  • @stevin47
    @stevin47 4 года назад +5

    WHO NEEDS THOSE DAILY BRIEFINGS . " IM LIKE A REALLY SMART PERSON "

  • @prometheusunbound7628
    @prometheusunbound7628 4 года назад +42

    I've said it before, I'll say it again . . . thank you, God, for Fred Willard.

  • @YTSliv
    @YTSliv 4 года назад +24

    The US military should just draw the line on Mexico border, 3.6 billion saved, it worked on hurricane.

    • @Mullygrubbz
      @Mullygrubbz 4 года назад +1

      Wasn't there a thing a while back where everyone was just gonna tell him there's a wall now so he'd stop pushing the crazy idea?!

  • @judecowell
    @judecowell 4 года назад +20

    the orange clown distracts attention again :(

    • @TMercan31
      @TMercan31 4 года назад +1

      The one thing he is actually great at.
      He is a master manipulator, distractor & the BEST, some may even say he's the BEST IN THE HISTORY OF ALL PRESIDENTS, ANYWHERE, at creating chaos & disorder, gaslighting and lying.
      But what is the he trying to distract us from this time? That his VR (Vice Resident) stayed at one of The Resident's properties in Ireland? Or because of his remarks at the G7 about staying at one of his properties in Florida when the US hosts the next G7?
      Or maybe it's something else altogether!?
      Maybe it's that someone has discovered something really, REALLY bad on him (although I don't know if it can be any worse than what's already come out & there has been no consequences.....) and & he's pre-emptively distracting everyone? So if or when that news breaks, it will end up being glossed over?
      I'm just speculating, but this IS his usual MO when something bad is about to come out.
      Hold on to your hats ppl, I think it's gonna be an even bumpier ride until the election.

  • @sparky5860
    @sparky5860 4 года назад +12

    I’m curious how the loyalists are going to spin this one.......

    • @curbmassa
      @curbmassa 4 года назад +1

      Kellyann will 'splain it for you soon enough. It will go something like this-"Your President, Mr. Trump, in spite of his exhausting schedule, cancelled his golf weekend to shepherd his country through a storm the likes of which nobody except him has ever imagined. He was given false information by some Deep State malcontents at the National Weather Service in an attempt to smear his impeccable reputation for putting the welfare of the greatest country on Earth ahead of his own humble interests and I think the Fake News media should be ashamed of itself for playing politics at a time when the country should be rallying around their President at a time when the economy has never been greater, the stock market is reaching unprecedented levels, job numbers for minorities has never been greater and respect around the world for our President is beyond anything Mr. Obama could ever dream of."
      I need to go lie down....

    • @sparky5860
      @sparky5860 4 года назад +1

      curbmassa That is a perfect rendition of Kellyann I must say...... Perfect........

    • @JSkyGemini
      @JSkyGemini 4 года назад +2

      They pretend like it never happened. That's what they've been doing with all his lies, just acting like he never told any. And either parrot some lies about the economy or talk about Hillary and/or Obama.

    • @curbmassa
      @curbmassa 4 года назад

      @@sparky5860 Thank you. I think I may have missed my calling in life......

  • @TechUnboxingVideos
    @TechUnboxingVideos 4 года назад +96

    Jimmy, you keep me laughing. You rock! Keep making us all stay inspired.

  • @adi00014
    @adi00014 4 года назад +46

    That deep fake had me convinced but then I realized the real Trump would never give Pence the spotlight so that kinda gave it away

    • @evillyn7895
      @evillyn7895 4 года назад +7

      But wasn't Pence's dress pretty!

  • @jjs_07
    @jjs_07 3 года назад +1

    The person in the background laughing at 6:56 just gives me life 😂😂😂😂

  • @R2_D3
    @R2_D3 Год назад +2

    Trump even took that chart to Mar-a-Lago as a souvenir, when he left the White House!! ROFL!!

  • @stevewuertz3598
    @stevewuertz3598 4 года назад +205

    Only trump could come up with “SharpieGate”. Lord help us

    • @margaretjones4682
      @margaretjones4682 4 года назад +6

      Steve, Trump has not only doubled downed, and tripled down, but has now quadrupled down on this asinine lie, and drew a titty on it. He has no shame and definitely no filter. And those that support him are worse. This is what our country has come to...the dumb leading the dumber.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 года назад

      Yeah, he tried.

    • @Fluxion11
      @Fluxion11 4 года назад

      I guess we've moved from "Mueller Time" to sharpiegate. You people are stupid.

    • @Fluxion11
      @Fluxion11 4 года назад

      @@margaretjones4682 he quadruples down because he knows that you lunatics will have a tizzy. Your fits of rage are pure comedy.

    • @margaretjones4682
      @margaretjones4682 4 года назад +1

      @@Fluxion11, you are mixing up the feelings of rage with contempt. Your reasoning is typical of cultist. Trump makes a fool of himself and you find fault with those who are discussing it. Well I hope he keeps it going. You and he are so easily entertained at the risk of sounding dumb.

  • @wi11ieb7
    @wi11ieb7 4 года назад +53

    Na when he huffed the paint i lost it bruh 😂😂😂😂

  • @colmag65
    @colmag65 4 года назад +7

    President Trump is like a 5 year old proving and covering their tracks 😂🤣😂

  • @guruprasath7137
    @guruprasath7137 4 года назад +2

    Best standup comedy

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 4 года назад +186

    A Game of Clue: Who murdered the truth of Dorian's path?
    It was TRUMP,
    In the OVAL OFFICE,
    With a BLACK SHARPIE.
    Was I right? Did I win?

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 года назад +11

      Yes. Now the prize is to vote out this orange menace.

    • @kelvinweaver7520
      @kelvinweaver7520 4 года назад

      Courage karnga why Impeach trump when his term is about to end
      Why not focus on whose the best one to replace him

    • @masterhypnos6783
      @masterhypnos6783 4 года назад +9

      @Kelvin Weaver Because if a president is impeached and voted out of office, then the Senate can vote to disqualify that individual from running for an elected government office ever again.

    • @TelikiMouse
      @TelikiMouse 4 года назад +4

      Yes you won XD

    • @earthminus10
      @earthminus10 4 года назад

      Good one Suz

  • @the1donkeyking
    @the1donkeyking 4 года назад +81

    Trump doesn't think we are idiots, we are idiots, just look who's our president.

    • @TheBri87
      @TheBri87 4 года назад

      Yeah, just look who’s our president and who did the other half+ of voters voted for in 2016. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @ElBoii90
      @ElBoii90 4 года назад +2

      I see it as a joke.. like when is this joke over? 😂 🤡

    • @annomaly751
      @annomaly751 4 года назад

      Agreed 🤦‍♀️

    • @donaldjones9830
      @donaldjones9830 4 года назад

      Idiots voted for Hillary

  • @psychonaut1829
    @psychonaut1829 4 года назад +10

    He only cares if his sheep believe him, and they do

  • @donamick1057
    @donamick1057 4 года назад +8

    Yes well this presidency proves that voting for the underdog is not the best move

  • @user-jh7uf8sr1w
    @user-jh7uf8sr1w 4 года назад +43

    Hello American I feel sorry for you because trump is your president
    Love from India

    • @kathyfryer3429
      @kathyfryer3429 4 года назад +10

      I feel badly for us, too!

    • @adam.n-steve
      @adam.n-steve 4 года назад +1

      Love from Myanmar.
      U deserve it US citizens.

    • @user-ml6iy6pp8d
      @user-ml6iy6pp8d 4 года назад

      @@adam.n-steve why do they deserve it?

    • @rosealexander9007
      @rosealexander9007 4 года назад

      Believe it or not I know some people born in India that are now American and they love Trump. If you want them back you can have them!!😃

    • @colleen4ever
      @colleen4ever 4 года назад

      NO, WE LOVE OUR PRESIDENT, DON;T BELIEVE THIS CLOWN!!! KIMMEL ISSLIEING, TRUMP IS GREAT,. BELIEVE ME I KNOW!!! DON;T BELIEVE HIM!!

  • @itsmeprada
    @itsmeprada 4 года назад +62

    Trump's not the *_Sharpiest_* ✍️ marker in the pack. 😒

  • @brie3679
    @brie3679 3 года назад +1

    When I was in school, my local pastor tried banning the books in our local PUBLIC schools. This was back in the early 2000’s. It was a big deal in our town. Our bookstore responded by making all HP books (there was probably only 2, MAYBE 3 at this point) 25% off, and had Harry Potter book club and reading circles every Saturday morning and Tuesday and Thursday night.

  • @erin303mezzo
    @erin303mezzo 4 года назад +4

    RELAX!! It's Holy Paint. LOL

  • @fatalshore5068
    @fatalshore5068 4 года назад +56

    I gotta say I have never seen Mike look happier. He looks fabulous!

  • @filmmaker4181
    @filmmaker4181 4 года назад +82

    Jimmy kimmel is the best.

  • @princessbeexxxx
    @princessbeexxxx 4 года назад +30

    Well everyone that voted for him are. Even though he's showing obvious signs of idiocy, there are people that still swear he's worth everything.

    • @duragonsithlord8569
      @duragonsithlord8569 Год назад

      You mean like how you guys do with biden? Its funny that you make claims like this, just more accuse the other side of what you are doing. Good on you, and you wonder why we around the world think 90% of you americans are idiots. You've done nothing to disprove that.

  • @anu3097
    @anu3097 4 года назад +1

    His Taj MaWall 😂🤣

  • @Persiansweetcat1
    @Persiansweetcat1 4 года назад +91

    Trump was born in the wrong century. He would have made a perfect king in the Middle Ages. Absolutism through and through with lots and lots of women like Henry the VIII 😂

    • @cmm3338
      @cmm3338 4 года назад +2

      He will win again.

    • @erzulie8972
      @erzulie8972 4 года назад +1

      And an easy convenient, permanent and free disposal system when he tires of em.

    • @Persiansweetcat1
      @Persiansweetcat1 4 года назад

      @TaraTownsend haahahahah yes

    • @Persiansweetcat1
      @Persiansweetcat1 4 года назад

      @@nom_de_guerre_ he was a clergy man. He was supposed to become a man of the church but the his brother died and he became king.

    • @Persiansweetcat1
      @Persiansweetcat1 4 года назад

      ​@@joergmaass Hätte es nicht besser sagen können!

  • @debbiegualco9629
    @debbiegualco9629 4 года назад +174

    Individual 1 is not too bright!

    • @7hilladelphia
      @7hilladelphia 4 года назад +1

      tRumpet troll Killer good post.... what if they're family ? Very awkward

    • @dc-qi7tf
      @dc-qi7tf 4 года назад

      Lol ..right

    • @shawnsisler3743
      @shawnsisler3743 4 года назад

      @tRumpet troll Killer I always ask them if they would leave him alone in a room with their teenage daughter...lol

    • @theocope6471
      @theocope6471 4 года назад

      Debbie Gualco , get a new bulb, this one burned out.

  • @lenieldelatorre480
    @lenieldelatorre480 3 года назад +1

    FredWillard as FloridaMan... wow standing ovation

  • @RB-zh1eq
    @RB-zh1eq 4 года назад +2

    RIP Fred Willard

  • @jsmcguireIII
    @jsmcguireIII 4 года назад +36

    Sharpie storm Dorian will be HUGE, believe me.

  • @kmm9683
    @kmm9683 4 года назад +29

    To all the folks who took the time to comment on how much of a lying buffoon Trump is, please take the time to vote him out on November 3, 2020.
    This venue is great for comments and to vent a little anger and frustration.
    The Ballot Box is where it counts to comment and vent your anger and frustration.
    Enough of this unqualified, lying embarrassment is enough.

    • @michaeldooley3396
      @michaeldooley3396 4 года назад

      Trump 2020 💪🇺🇸

    • @michaeldooley3396
      @michaeldooley3396 4 года назад

      How is he an embarrassment? Specifically....

    • @lauriemtz8616
      @lauriemtz8616 4 года назад +2

      KMM count on it! 👍🏽

    • @golfer435
      @golfer435 4 года назад

      Uh, okay I will vote for Trump because the alternative is actually insane

  • @insayn01
    @insayn01 4 года назад +2

    Can you please start uploading in 1080p? Love your show btw

  • @frankparent463
    @frankparent463 3 года назад +5

    All those "Trump/Pen(is)ce" signs really make me laugh now that he lost.

    • @hogant.551
      @hogant.551 2 года назад

      Those are like beware of dog signs. Those are beware of pinhead signs.

  • @redrooster1908
    @redrooster1908 4 года назад +15

    With Cheeto, this stuff writes itself.

  • @videotroll3973
    @videotroll3973 4 года назад +24

    Can someone press fast forward to 2020!! 🤔

  • @thejollyfrog2791
    @thejollyfrog2791 4 года назад +1

    That’s gold man I’m on the floor pissing my pants with laughter

  • @Paulafan5
    @Paulafan5 4 года назад +1

    Sad part is most people are idiots in the press. When's the last time you saw real journalism on tv?

  • @patrickswezey5813
    @patrickswezey5813 4 года назад +8

    The people behind him have to be LAUGHING behind his back

  • @LenoraCollins
    @LenoraCollins 4 года назад +59

    Is there anything not fake under the thumb of this administration?

  • @garyesposito192
    @garyesposito192 4 года назад +1

    well...we're not All Idiots, just 40% are.

  • @Tom53Tech
    @Tom53Tech 4 года назад +1

    Great to see Fred Williard. Been watching him since "Fernwood 2 Night" back in the 70s.

  • @arguell02878
    @arguell02878 4 года назад +114

    Mostly Trump supporters are. He can fool them with false claims, But not Us people that we fact checked things.

    • @sophieperaaud471
      @sophieperaaud471 4 года назад +5

      THE DOTARD AND HIS PAID SUPPORTERS ARE ALL DUMMIES DUMMIES

    • @frankl4750
      @frankl4750 4 года назад +8

      @@UnNormsTvVlogs Black unemployment began falling drastically under Obama. It continued under Trump, but he had no influence on it. Fact-checked.

    • @bgboy4861
      @bgboy4861 4 года назад +3

      All your democractic leaders have to do is appeal to your emotions and they got you in the bag. You know nothing about facts

    • @vishkiller23
      @vishkiller23 4 года назад

      Ya but least he isnt incest n terrorist supporter

    • @daniell5247
      @daniell5247 4 года назад +7

      @@bgboy4861 that's literally the opposite. That's how republicans find who they want to support. All they need to say is guns, god, lower taxes and you repubs cream your pants and follow blindly

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 года назад +18

    DeVos just picked up a stapler, held it to her ear, and ordered her secretary to get this guy on her team, STAT!

  • @chrisivanchev
    @chrisivanchev 4 года назад

    That with the school banning Harry Poter books was just ridiculous! This teacher has no place in the education system.

  • @heatherstahlnecker9270
    @heatherstahlnecker9270 4 года назад

    WILD!!!!

  • @xpanse
    @xpanse 4 года назад +13

    Can't get enough of the Fred Willard segments

    • @jimeko82
      @jimeko82 4 года назад +2

      The Florida skit had me crying

  • @aliengranpa
    @aliengranpa 4 года назад +62

    If he gets rid of space force (because it's stupid) he would have the money for the wall (even though it's stupid)

    • @redxiii3159
      @redxiii3159 4 года назад +3

      He doesnt wants illegal aliens here

    • @dhruvgirgenti8268
      @dhruvgirgenti8268 4 года назад +3

      Alien Hunter46 he’s too stupid to figure this out. So much stupidity in this situation.

    • @everyonewasstealingmynamea919
      @everyonewasstealingmynamea919 4 года назад +4

      Red XIII His wife is practically illegal

    • @DickChimney
      @DickChimney 4 года назад +2

      Not that it will ever necessarily get built, but I guess the shithead has managed to pull together enough money to build at least a small section and then pretend that he's built the rest. You know that the Trump cultists will believe whatever he says.

    • @DickChimney
      @DickChimney 4 года назад +1

      @The Homelander The wall was promoted under previous presidents as well. Blaming it on Obama is absolutely ridiculous. That's cool that you watched a Lewis Black routine a decade ago, but maybe you should do a tiny bit of research on the matter beyond that...

  • @SweetSeraph93
    @SweetSeraph93 11 месяцев назад

    You know he's a father.♥️ Miss you Jimmy.

  • @xeniosm4549
    @xeniosm4549 4 года назад

    LOL Fred Willard deserves an Oscar. His acting in these segments was the best thing I've watched in months.

  • @ascent8487
    @ascent8487 4 года назад +9

    This is some real dictator “I’m never wrong, here’s the chart proof, I hit bullseyes every time, I’m very attractive to all,” women nonsense. It’s both pathetic and unsettling.

  • @charnagross4367
    @charnagross4367 4 года назад +22

    The guy is out of his mind
    Reverend my foot!

  • @georgiafain3747
    @georgiafain3747 4 года назад +1

    It’s dangerous to say a hurricane is going somewhere it is not.

  • @lindahoward4465
    @lindahoward4465 4 года назад +1

    They should be worrying about all pervert priests Not Harry Potter books 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @BlueSky-oe4fn
    @BlueSky-oe4fn 4 года назад +15

    Gave thumb up bc of seeing Pence in drag. 😂

  • @halhuffman
    @halhuffman 4 года назад +8

    I would pay good money for some life-size cardboard cutouts of this Mike Pence Queen. I live in Indiana, and they would look great around his old Governor's office. Get these clowns out of office! Thanks Jimmy et al...

    • @JSkyGemini
      @JSkyGemini 4 года назад +1

      That would be awesome!

  • @lenieldelatorre480
    @lenieldelatorre480 3 года назад +1

    Fred Willard man mad respect to you

  • @charliewilkins8888
    @charliewilkins8888 3 года назад +1

    I don't see the Wall keeping Covid19 out of the USA.... Use the money to help the people from Economic Collapse. Not for the Wall that we don't need.

  • @eduardoarmenta9232
    @eduardoarmenta9232 4 года назад +91

    That deep fake was hilarious 😂.... Almost as funny as anyone who tries to defend the stupid things Trump does.

    • @Nosregni
      @Nosregni 4 года назад +4

      Is it worrying I found the drag queen Pence attractive...?

    • @troubledsole9104
      @troubledsole9104 4 года назад +1

      The first time I saw Trump's face associated with anything that was articulate.

    • @Greg042869
      @Greg042869 4 года назад +1

      And like the Trump presidency, it went on way past the point of being funny.

    • @stausskane3227
      @stausskane3227 4 года назад

      Almost as funny as you guys believing the stuff people pull put of dumpsters

    • @beauteafulyou1616
      @beauteafulyou1616 4 года назад

      Ah, great post.
      Thank you for representing the "tolerant" left....
      I'm not sure what it will actually take for you guys to realize you are the exact reason Trump won.... and that your insane far-left antics are the exact reason Trump will win again in 2020.
      Thanks!

  • @mandagodin5075
    @mandagodin5075 4 года назад +9

    Yes America, Harry Potter is one of your major problems 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @Angelo_Dimarc0
    @Angelo_Dimarc0 4 года назад

    *Have you ever been to Six Flags!?* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Research0digo
    @Research0digo 4 года назад

    What is the air date of this segment, please?