Growing up I always wanted a zombie apocalypse to happen until I realized if it’s a virus instead of the actual undead we have to worry about mosquitoes
Mosquitoes can't transmit HIV for example The virus just gets digested by them. Organisms being a vector isn't a given: it requires the virus evolving to be able to be transmitted by them. But yeah, if there are multiple vectors in addition to zombie humans, it'd be dunzo, especially if the virus doesn't affect the vectors. That'd be some plague inc type ish
Well I was born in a different generation so I'd be perfectly fine without internet and cell phones, and I too am waiting for the fun of a zombie apocalypse to happen. I still buy physical media and don't use "digital only" stuff as much as possible so... as long as I have some kind of generator or battery power there would be plenty to do lol. Guns ✅️ MREs✅️ DVDs and portable player that takes batteries✅️ Survival gadgets✅️ Crank powered Radio and TV ✅️ Let's gooooooooo! 🔥🍾
@@trophyscene5015 Yup you'll be the first to die, I hope you have a deep sports/military/martial arts background otherwise you're gonna be one of negan's h03s
The people who given up on surviving a zombie apocalypse because even if you survive a zombie apocalypse the world after isn’t gonna be a world you would want to live in
Characters in TWD did with non zombies. The zombies smelled bad, though. And I'd imagine the non zombies may not have smelled good. Although, they could have rinsed with clean water which is better for the skin microbiome anyway (though soap is good in some cases). And they could have cleaned their mouths with sticks, hair, and food they foraged or other stuff. They probably didn't, though.
I visited Long Beach a few weeks back, and I actually ran into Griff at a Panera Bread. I asked for his autograph, and he promptly put me in a headlock and brutally delivered blow after blow perfectly to the center of my face. This continued for a total of 1 minute and 57 seconds, after which he released me, where I was rushed to the hospital. I just got out and have fully recovered from the physical and mental trauma. Keep up the great work Griff.
I saw Longbeachgriffy at a grocery store in Long beach yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Everybody thinks they're gonna be the parkour street ninja or the double shotgun wielding badass who will mow down an army of zombies to score a can of beans. Nobody thinks they're gonna be the guy in the survivor group who is nursing their bitten friend, convincing everyone else that he isn't a threat, until he turns into a zombie & eats them.
I personally never understood those people that protect someone that has been bitten doesn't matter if its a love one or not. That person has been bitten its over.
Nobody thinks they're gonna BE the bitten friend, convincing everyone else that he isn't a threat, until he turns into a zombie & eats them, or until he's killed by that friend who's actually the parkour street ninja or the double shotgun wielding bad@$$ who will mow down an army of zombies to score a can of beans.
"Man, a zombie apocalypse would be soooo fun!😃" People act like they wouldnt be pissing themselves if a zombie were to walk up. Also, the exhaustion and paranoia from being on high alert 24/7. Lastly, worrying about running out of supplies and having to find more.
Basically. Some aspects of modern society kicks my ass on a regular basis. I fuckin hate work and bills, but I (and most people in this comment section) still have access to an ER, over the counter medication, hot water, air conditioning, a roof over my head, the internet, access to clean water/vehicular transportation/a functioning mobile infrastructure, a washing machine, grocery stores, a fridge/freezer, emergency services. I’m barely making it WITH all those creature comforts. Ain’t no fuckin way I’m not blowing my brains out the moment I lose all that (even in a real life/realistic apocalypse situation) and it becomes crystal clear to me that it ain’t coming back any time soon. Fuck that noise. Ain’t no way to live (no disrespect to my third world and remote tribe brothers and sisters, but you can’t miss what you never had 🤷🏽♀️)
Also they dont have friends and hate their family cos imagine if nearly everyone you knew was dead or zombiefied... if they want that they must have no friends or no compassion.
I used to want a zombie apocalypse, but then I realized I was just severely depressed and overwhelmed and wanted the rest of the world to feel the same way I did. Because I would be used to that feeling and everyone else would be uncomfortable. Also I used to collect knives.
The biggest problem with a zombie apocalypse is that when it happens there is no way it would go anywhere near extincion level territory if they were too weak, but if they were too strong nobody would have fun.
@@diamondwolfpack6 You're not prepared unless you grew up doing lots of combat sports or sports in general, and then went straight into the military, be at least 6ft 190+ lbs and are able to get along with anyone. As corny as it is, you have to be born ready. Or rich, or already a high ranking member of the military.
Lowkey, I still catalog them in my mind if they're the type to spend their life savings on a fully stocked luxury bunker, just in case. Either to hide with them or loot them.
A buncha people think they’d be likely to survive a real shit hitting the fan scenario because they have 5 cases of water in their garage, a gun, some ammo, and a box of nonperishable goods that would last them 3 months 😂.
Nah I wouldn’t wanna be in a Resident Evil outbreak. The zombies evolve and you have Mr. X and Lickers running around? And that’s just Resident Evil 2 enemies. The spiders, dogs, giant snack from RE1, Nemesis? Hell no 😆
Those with such fantasies would the first to die in whatever (zombie or otherwise) apocalypse. Because these are the people who have the least grasp of reality (and movies never being close to the real effects of whatever apocalypse you want to mention).
It'd be frosty, tho. Plus, anything moist down there won't be anything you want making contact with your most vulnerable part. Every hole becomes the worst imaginable hole... Why would you want that? Why??? You'd be safer sticking it in sewage. 😢
So you care more about looking badass than the lives of your friends and family, got it. This is precisely why humans would be the worst part of a zombie apocalypse. People like you.
@@NeverOutOfTheFight techniques? I hope that one of those techniques is knowing how to shoot a gun otherwise aikido doesn't work too well during the apocalypse.
I had a vivid nightmare of a zombie apocalypse. Friends dying, neighbors killing themselves in their house leaving me their dogs before hand. Yea I’m good off that
Dang, always thought zombie apocalypse would be cool, but then Griify tellin the truth and reminding me there won't be haircuts. I'm convinced. Zombie apocalypse should not happen.
I swear, I said the same thing. You are speaking facts, cause it would be terrible. Except the last apocalypse he named, I would definitely sign up for that last apocalypse too.
Or you could get Return of the Living Dead Russo zombies and REALLY be f--ked. Smart as a person, can't really be killed, even if you burn em you just spread it more. And if you get turned you're still conscious so you can properly appreciate the insane hell you're in for that you can't even escape via suicide.
Growing up I always wanted a zombie apocalypse to happen until I realized if it’s a virus instead of the actual undead we have to worry about mosquitoes
Nuke apocalypse is better
Facts!!!
that depends on the mosquitoes functioning normally despite the virus, which could not be the case, they could just drop dead from it
Mosquitoes can't transmit HIV for example
The virus just gets digested by them.
Organisms being a vector isn't a given: it requires the virus evolving to be able to be transmitted by them.
But yeah, if there are multiple vectors in addition to zombie humans, it'd be dunzo, especially if the virus doesn't affect the vectors. That'd be some plague inc type ish
Having kids can change your mind too
The dudes who want a zombies apocalypse are the same ones who don’t know what to do with themselves when the power goes out
Lmao
😂😂
Also the ones that think they know what to do but just make the situation worse.
Well I was born in a different generation so I'd be perfectly fine without internet and cell phones, and I too am waiting for the fun of a zombie apocalypse to happen. I still buy physical media and don't use "digital only" stuff as much as possible so... as long as I have some kind of generator or battery power there would be plenty to do lol. Guns ✅️ MREs✅️ DVDs and portable player that takes batteries✅️ Survival gadgets✅️ Crank powered Radio and TV ✅️
Let's gooooooooo! 🔥🍾
@@trophyscene5015 Yup you'll be the first to die, I hope you have a deep sports/military/martial arts background otherwise you're gonna be one of negan's h03s
"Zombie" seems to be his new favourite Brazzers category
😂
On the dead homies
@@frankdrebinn It already exists
Gets the job done every time!
why do you know that this exists? there sum u aint telling us?
Zombies giving you brain is quite the plot twist
I feel like that's a bar.
You gotta deteeth them first.
Poetic irony
@@jonchapa5404It'll feel good?
I fw them gummie grannies @@jonchapa5404
You know they're gonna be the first to bite it, no pun intended.
Intend your puns, coward
They say that they want a zombie apocalypse but will get scared as hell
when they see a zombie or even regret what they said
I think zombies would be a neat apocalypse
Fa real
Nahhh, you intended that pun. Get the fuck out of here and take this like with you homie.😂
The sad and crazy part is that zombies won't be the worst part of a zombie apocalypse, people will.
Ong only thing Im scared of
Yeah, even in Dead Space the humans were the worst part.
Fax
Earth would be switched to an anarchy server.
TWD showed us that’s true.
“Kobe of the apocalypse” 😂😂😂
😂
So a helicopter falling from the sky then
@@nont18411why 😔
“Zussy’s”
More like Zussies
Zusseys. Spell it right.
@@vagabond4576 🤓
I snickered at that part🤣🤣🤣
@@vagabond4576zussy’s *
Joke aside whos thinking about ass in a zombie apocalypse 🤣 we don't want no zombified diddy roaming around
The people who given up on surviving a zombie apocalypse because even if you survive a zombie apocalypse the world after isn’t gonna be a world you would want to live in
Characters in TWD did with non zombies. The zombies smelled bad, though. And I'd imagine the non zombies may not have smelled good. Although, they could have rinsed with clean water which is better for the skin microbiome anyway (though soap is good in some cases). And they could have cleaned their mouths with sticks, hair, and food they foraged or other stuff. They probably didn't, though.
Lmao
@@caiden3396 just say humans god damn lol, and yea realistically everybody got skin infections amd dandruff idk why the show makes them look all clean
🙋♂️
"Walking Dead season 1 mentally disabled racist zombies" 😂😅🤣
He's not wrong.😅They were racist.
that's a lot of adjectives.
@@caiden3396 The only difference is that they are already dead 💀💀💀
Best part of the video lmaooo
😂😂😂😂
I visited Long Beach a few weeks back, and I actually ran into Griff at a Panera Bread. I asked for his autograph, and he promptly put me in a headlock and brutally delivered blow after blow perfectly to the center of my face. This continued for a total of 1 minute and 57 seconds, after which he released me, where I was rushed to the hospital. I just got out and have fully recovered from the physical and mental trauma. Keep up the great work Griff.
Griff my goat doing gods work
😂😂😂
I saw Longbeachgriffy at a grocery store in Long beach yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Yea he gave my girl a couple of back shots and made me watch (looked me in the eyes the whole time)
@@Aussieduderivs1 Where is this fabricated story from? Saw someone say the same thing word for word a long time ago about Bill Gates 😂
“NOT THE WORLD WAR Z ZOMBIES OH HELL NAW”😂😂
Yeah we'll all be cooked 😂
Those were on another level 😤😤
Instant death 😂😭💀
They are way too fast
Everybody thinks they're gonna be the parkour street ninja or the double shotgun wielding badass who will mow down an army of zombies to score a can of beans.
Nobody thinks they're gonna be the guy in the survivor group who is nursing their bitten friend, convincing everyone else that he isn't a threat, until he turns into a zombie & eats them.
Lmao
@@IIIISai American badass
I don’t think we even have enough ammo to defend ourselves if we lived in the cities.
I personally never understood those people that protect someone that has been bitten doesn't matter if its a love one or not. That person has been bitten its over.
Nobody thinks they're gonna BE the bitten friend, convincing everyone else that he isn't a threat, until he turns into a zombie & eats them, or until he's killed by that friend who's actually the parkour street ninja or the double shotgun wielding bad@$$ who will mow down an army of zombies to score a can of beans.
That Tiffany Haddish stray was uncalled for and also valid
Maaaaan
dont forget schumer, id probably blow my brains out before taking that drastic measure
Love the amy schumer stray
@@mandreadfg everybody loves an Amy Schumer stray 💀
I thought people loved Tiffany Haddish. What happened?
"Man, a zombie apocalypse would be soooo fun!😃" People act like they wouldnt be pissing themselves if a zombie were to walk up. Also, the exhaustion and paranoia from being on high alert 24/7. Lastly, worrying about running out of supplies and having to find more.
There's a lot of idiots in the world.
See it took me 5 mins of scrolling to find your comment. I knew you wouldn't let me down 😂😂😂
Plus groups like The Governor running around
bruh ive fought crackheads a zombie is basically the same thing except they prolly have aids or something .
And all the digestive problems from a lack of sanitation and possibly not properly boiled water.
Those be the first friends that die...zussies was crazy btw lol
Death by zussy 😂
Zombie Ice Spice getting filled like a Twinkie
Oh nah
BRO
OH HELL YES
on Diddy
🤢 🤮🤮
People who want zombie apocalypse never thought about what it means to live in an environment without access to medicine or doctors.
I don’t think that’s true plenty of them are American
I've survived this far without any of that. I'm good
Basically. Some aspects of modern society kicks my ass on a regular basis. I fuckin hate work and bills, but I (and most people in this comment section) still have access to an ER, over the counter medication, hot water, air conditioning, a roof over my head, the internet, access to clean water/vehicular transportation/a functioning mobile infrastructure, a washing machine, grocery stores, a fridge/freezer, emergency services.
I’m barely making it WITH all those creature comforts. Ain’t no fuckin way I’m not blowing my brains out the moment I lose all that (even in a real life/realistic apocalypse situation) and it becomes crystal clear to me that it ain’t coming back any time soon. Fuck that noise. Ain’t no way to live (no disrespect to my third world and remote tribe brothers and sisters, but you can’t miss what you never had 🤷🏽♀️)
Also they dont have friends and hate their family cos imagine if nearly everyone you knew was dead or zombiefied... if they want that they must have no friends or no compassion.
@@bbbbbbb51 you never had your shots?????? Boyyy you gonna get polio
"speak for yourself" got me dyin 😂😂😂😂
I swear the facial expression to. 🤣
egregious back shots is crazy 💀💀💀💀
I used to want a zombie apocalypse, but then I realized I was just severely depressed and overwhelmed and wanted the rest of the world to feel the same way I did. Because I would be used to that feeling and everyone else would be uncomfortable. Also I used to collect knives.
this is pretty much why people want that yeah
“Nobody is thinking about sex in a zombie apocalypse”
(Coughs in Telltale walking dead Season 2)
Bruh, the second he mentioned haircuts, I knew he was about to take a jab at himself.
I was thinking about the series Bird Box, and after a number of years Bro Man still had a nice fade AND a cock diesel body? GTFO
My comment got stolen😭
"ain't no way that's the only thing you got out of everything I just said" I fuckin felt that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nobody want smoke with those World War Z zombies 😂
Especially me 😂😂😂
The biggest problem with a zombie apocalypse is that when it happens there is no way it would go anywhere near extincion level territory if they were too weak, but if they were too strong nobody would have fun.
Guys who want the apocalyse to happen expecting slow-ass Walking Dead zombies when a Volatile runs by their window:
Those types of people scare and low-key make me rethink the decisions I made with these type of people
But these type of people will save your ass when you're sitting there in your empty house completely unprepared for natural disasters 😂
@@trophyscene5015 no it wouldn't be. They would 100% be the first to shit their pants and I'd bet money on it.
@@ArmyofDrag343if you think people whos prepared would die first i feel sorry for you
@@diamondwolfpack6 You're not prepared unless you grew up doing lots of combat sports or sports in general, and then went straight into the military, be at least 6ft 190+ lbs and are able to get along with anyone. As corny as it is, you have to be born ready. Or rich, or already a high ranking member of the military.
Lowkey, I still catalog them in my mind if they're the type to spend their life savings on a fully stocked luxury bunker, just in case. Either to hide with them or loot them.
This man said Zussy lmaooooooo that was too funny
im already miserable in this society why tf would i want to live in one with chaos, no order, and zombies.
Lmao
Zussy, of course 😂
A buncha people think they’d be likely to survive a real shit hitting the fan scenario because they have 5 cases of water in their garage, a gun, some ammo, and a box of nonperishable goods that would last them 3 months 😂.
Bc you're miserable in this society?? I think you answered your own question lol
@@Malali16 na, if his status quo is misery, why would he want that in a more hopeless world
these are the same people who clocked out after the first three minutes of the pacer test. there’s no way they’re surviving an apocalypse 😂
Rule number one: cardio 😂😂
Us Resident Evil fan already did the training. Now we’re waiting for the outbreak 😅
Resident evil zombies that evolve into abominations overtime would be hell
Nah I wouldn’t wanna be in a Resident Evil outbreak. The zombies evolve and you have Mr. X and Lickers running around? And that’s just Resident Evil 2 enemies. The spiders, dogs, giant snack from RE1, Nemesis? Hell no 😆
I'm not Jill I'll pass 😭😭
Those with such fantasies would the first to die in whatever (zombie or otherwise) apocalypse. Because these are the people who have the least grasp of reality (and movies never being close to the real effects of whatever apocalypse you want to mention).
How would you know though??? Have you been through an apocalypse personally??
@@Malali16because movies are fake and yal looking through those lens so he is right kid
Zussy is crazy💀
That Zussy does hit different fr.
Ayo
It'd be frosty, tho.
Plus, anything moist down there won't be anything you want making contact with your most vulnerable part.
Every hole becomes the worst imaginable hole...
Why would you want that?
Why???
You'd be safer sticking it in sewage. 😢
Zombussy
All fun and games till one of them zombies start clicking
If its the last of zombies we are so fucked not too mention bolters from dying light we be more fucked no average person knows Parkour.
''MY PENIS!!!'' 😂😂😂😂
He broke his character when he said *Zussies" 😂😂
As somebody who spends entirely TOO MUCH TIME thinking about the zombie apocalypse and how badass I’d be: “Sign me up.” 😂
So you care more about looking badass than the lives of your friends and family, got it. This is precisely why humans would be the worst part of a zombie apocalypse. People like you.
Even if there was an apocalypse, Griff would still be making content
He would be a zombie. But yes and I still would watch if I could.
That "speak for yourself" spoke the most volumes
I too wish a zombie apocalypse would happens.. but imma have to pass on the zussy, bro you got it
Same lmao
I'm with you on that pass, but low-key just want a legal reason to try out techniques
@@NeverOutOfTheFight techniques? I hope that one of those techniques is knowing how to shoot a gun otherwise aikido doesn't work too well during the apocalypse.
@@ArmyofDrag343yes ion know wtf he talking about either 😂
@@ArmyofDrag343no he's talking about Naruto ninja techniques
Watch Zussy become a whole category on the Hub in the next few years
The japanese are ahead of us. there are already weird zombie manga's in which there are bad bitches zombies only living to succ
a man of culture I see .
If you not thinking bout the zombie apocalypse what're you doing with life 😂😂😂
Griffy is a walking talking intrusive thought, literally.
I had a vivid nightmare of a zombie apocalypse. Friends dying, neighbors killing themselves in their house leaving me their dogs before hand. Yea I’m good off that
“Haircuts? You bald”🥲💀
I had a friend exactly like this in high school. Zombies non-stop
I would not even try in a zombie apocalypse . Living is hard enough. I ain’t fighting harder than I need to be
That friend would probably the first to die in a zombie apocalypse. 😂
You always bring something unique to the table, can't get enough!
BOT
Rick Grimes had two kids post apocalypse...ninjas is thinking about it
That was selfish as hell
These are conversations that a lot of people have including myself 🤣
“It’s goin be mad zussy”🤣🤣🤣
Hell yeah about time we got a zombie skit by ya boy griffi
The fact that the audio is inverted already triggers me. Griffy you the man 🔥
"I'll just gawk gawk gawk the end of a shotgun" 😂
Not even 30 seconds in and he's already wildn
Dang, always thought zombie apocalypse would be cool, but then Griify tellin the truth and reminding me there won't be haircuts. I'm convinced. Zombie apocalypse should not happen.
I've never been more flabbergasted in the 1st 15 seconds of a video than now. 😂
This felt like 10 min and I like it. More longer content please.
This goes well with the calebcity version
"If it's hot, sign me up."
-Some guy out there
Griffy should be doing movies and shows !! what a gem
That friend will always get you to the point to where you will enjoy it 😂
0:02 dude said word? That’s me when I’m barley listening 😂😂
Dude put Amy shumer and Tiffany haddish on the same level hahahah
"Not gon' lie to you...". LOL Man of integrity.
I swear, I said the same thing. You are speaking facts, cause it would be terrible. Except the last apocalypse he named, I would definitely sign up for that last apocalypse too.
Longbeachgriffy in the Walking Dead would be FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 He needs to be in the show ❤
“A life that’s end goal is to survive the day, is not for me”- Calebcity
“speak for yourself “ took me 💀
Whoa Griffy went there with the comedy specials 😂
Bro what 😂😂😂😂 "zuzzies"
0:10 this has to be the first time anyone has said these words in this order 💀
Griffy be getting high, having this lit as conversations, and then make a skit about it
“Zussy”😭 I’m giving you BomBASTICCC side eye😭😭
Realisticaly, they’d just end up a zombie 💀💀💀
Ya sooner or later
Yuup they will be out there with them sucking dk because they will get infected be the dk sucking zombies 😂🤣
2:58 THAT WAS ME JUST NOW 😂😂😂😂
Jumping off the 405. Got me 😂
Best skit in a while
Ahhh yeah. That stupid friend who think they would be an MC of zombie apocalypse.
2:20 Yeah, speak for yourself.
Lmaoooo KING LBG "Zussy" COIN IT NOW!!!
"Speak for yourself." I felt that tbh
Was about to say I’m the friend till he said “Zussies”
Nope... I'm good.
Them "Dawn of the Dead" zombies were out here whoppin' shit.. lol
🤣
Or you could get Return of the Living Dead Russo zombies and REALLY be f--ked. Smart as a person, can't really be killed, even if you burn em you just spread it more. And if you get turned you're still conscious so you can properly appreciate the insane hell you're in for that you can't even escape via suicide.
The Kobe joke had some nice Norm McDonald feels to it. Thanks for that
“Ain’t no way that’s the only thing you got out of everything I just said right now” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo griffy this sht crazy
Griffy
This guy can literally make a skit about anything
Griffy boutta start a whole outbreak for some zussy 💀🤣
1st
Indeed
Who's here in 2037?
Edit: BTW Please don't blow up my notifications with replies again.
Hello
Never change Griff! 😂
That last part. I'm definitely with that last part.
"Sign me up." 😂😂😂😂
Bro why'd the first 30 seconds of the video already get wild 😂
This me minus the bussie back shots😂💀
damn I didn't know the next part of the "when your friend is a savage" series came out