When the hostage is ugly

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  • @roflcoppter117
    @roflcoppter117 2 месяца назад +5797

    "Hes making the other hostages uncomfortable and Im all about the safety of my hostages" lmao

  • @fabioalvesshow
    @fabioalvesshow 2 месяца назад +5574

    "The worst thing she can say is no"

  • @omari6108
    @omari6108 2 месяца назад +1502

    “He making the other hostages feel uncomfortable” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @deericking3932
      @deericking3932 2 месяца назад +15

      🤣dawg he said that i accidentally spit out some of my tea

  • @CustomMercuryCougar
    @CustomMercuryCougar 2 месяца назад +1009

    "I'm all about the safety of my hostages" is a WILD sentence.

  • @jace4300
    @jace4300 2 месяца назад +6052

    The police telling him to go back is crazy 😂

    • @youngkai8864
      @youngkai8864 2 месяца назад +44

      Nah but for real

    • @outrightfoot3
      @outrightfoot3 2 месяца назад +27

      Damn these new RUclips comment thing spoils everything . I click on the video and the first comment it shows is what is meant to be the funniest part of the video

    • @pumpkingkingoftoons6185
      @pumpkingkingoftoons6185 2 месяца назад +39

      @@outrightfoot3 how about watch the video first before going to the comments :>)

    • @eldenshrimp
      @eldenshrimp 2 месяца назад +29

      @@outrightfoot3 you can't watch a 3 min video without checking the comments?

    • @romeofficiall
      @romeofficiall 2 месяца назад

      On soul that was diabolical 🤣🤣

  • @SportyGeek12
    @SportyGeek12 2 месяца назад +7622

    The reality check of when it takes a hostage situation to realize I'm ugly.

  • @_juliano
    @_juliano 2 месяца назад +484

    “safety of my hostages” dats crazy

  • @edmonasuncion8059
    @edmonasuncion8059 2 месяца назад +215

    FINALLY!!! A Robber with etiquette.
    1. Abides by the room capacity of the bank
    2. Concerns the comfortability and well-being of other hostages and robbers
    3. Turned away everything he could ask for since he doesn't think it's fair to get all that for an ugly person.
    Other Robbers take notes.

    • @GoldWristX
      @GoldWristX 2 месяца назад

      fr

    • @keshi5541
      @keshi5541 2 месяца назад +5

      They should learn from that gentleman. Robbers these days have no etiquette.

  • @OuterSpace90
    @OuterSpace90 2 месяца назад +4534

    "Terrorist dont take ugly hostages" -Dave Chappelle

    • @trym2121
      @trym2121 2 месяца назад +130

      No selling point. If media were to get involved, people sympathy would be all time low

    • @kendavis6826
      @kendavis6826 2 месяца назад +111

      I thought he said they don't take black hostages

    • @Boppo_Jr
      @Boppo_Jr 2 месяца назад

      He did buddy doesn't know the quote at all​@@kendavis6826

    • @Makaveli_-_
      @Makaveli_-_ 2 месяца назад +83

      @@kendavis6826That’s the same thing.

    • @Womanfemale12
      @Womanfemale12 2 месяца назад +16

      ​@@Makaveli_-_😂😂😂

  • @LunTheOptimist
    @LunTheOptimist 2 месяца назад +6202

    Griffy dragged this skit out for 2 minutes longer than it needed to be, just to rub in how ugly the hostage was.

    • @GetAsCloseAsYouCan
      @GetAsCloseAsYouCan 2 месяца назад +148

      You say it like it’s a bad thing. This poor guy was asked by his girlfriend’s father if he was paying his girlfriend to go out with him. Welcome to the channel. You’re gonna love it.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 2 месяца назад +24

      Wait, my knee gah griffy is da hostage tho

    • @andrewthomas817
      @andrewthomas817 2 месяца назад

      i mean that hostage was butt ugly

    • @EmmanuelAniTheSchism
      @EmmanuelAniTheSchism 2 месяца назад +13

      Glad someone said it 😂

    • @SJ-di5zu
      @SJ-di5zu 2 месяца назад +8

      @@GetAsCloseAsYouCanWait like in a skit or in real life 💀

  • @samuelburton302
    @samuelburton302 2 месяца назад +167

    You know what I'm coming back to air it out after that disrespect 😭 Imagine getting denied a home loan, robbed, and roasted all before 10 a.m.

    • @charondesousa8868
      @charondesousa8868 2 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @jasonhill3698
      @jasonhill3698 2 месяца назад +1

      I'm weak 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thiefthearcher9907
    @thiefthearcher9907 2 месяца назад +143

    They really playing pong with this man’s self esteem. 😂

    • @whyme3772
      @whyme3772 2 месяца назад +7

      Self-esteem has been out the window since the invention of social media 💀

    • @lelanledoux21
      @lelanledoux21 2 месяца назад +1

      Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

  • @socalmedia3352
    @socalmedia3352 2 месяца назад +3119

    I’m all about the safety of my hostages

    • @cordova2593
      @cordova2593 2 месяца назад +67

      The most insane statement of 2024 😂

    • @vladthe3rd414
      @vladthe3rd414 2 месяца назад +21

      Line of the 21st century

    • @Vin11381
      @Vin11381 2 месяца назад +8

      that line was wildddd 😂

    • @pierrewillful
      @pierrewillful 2 месяца назад +4

      lol 😂😂

    • @gabecollins5585
      @gabecollins5585 2 месяца назад +10

      I make sure the people in my basement are well fed

  • @shun8104
    @shun8104 2 месяца назад +2962

    "We ain't got more room, it's max capacity. I'm just tryna follow bank rules" 😂

  • @silverlightfox6621
    @silverlightfox6621 2 месяца назад +102

    "How we supposed to negotiate with this?!-HE UGLY!!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @onomotopiea
    @onomotopiea 2 месяца назад +109

    He's making the other hostages feel uncomfortable and I'm all about the safety of my hostages

  • @waspsandwich6548
    @waspsandwich6548 2 месяца назад +2524

    "Go back, send someone else"
    bro was violated

  • @omnipotentpotato6939
    @omnipotentpotato6939 2 месяца назад +1269

    "Free of charge" is crazy💀

  • @NASSunnyEntertainment
    @NASSunnyEntertainment 2 месяца назад +18

    These robbers are worse than a super villian 😂😂😂

  • @kenyattaharmon1385
    @kenyattaharmon1385 2 месяца назад +27

    “Sending out a hostage……Free of charge.”
    😂😂

  • @chelolistic
    @chelolistic 2 месяца назад +1490

    “It’s max capacity 😂😂😂 im just trying to follow the bank’s rules” this is so wild 😂😂😂😂

    • @deericking3932
      @deericking3932 2 месяца назад +15

      Following the bank rules as he Robs the bank

  • @joeltrowers3483
    @joeltrowers3483 2 месяца назад +1763

    😂griffy just the king of roasting himself

    • @barzdinstone3831
      @barzdinstone3831 2 месяца назад +27

      Griffy makes skits like the voices putting me down in my head, mean but funny.

    • @Itsdasummer32
      @Itsdasummer32 2 месяца назад +3

      @autismogamerevery funny one 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @Great-Dao-of-Elegance
      @Great-Dao-of-Elegance 2 месяца назад

      ​@autismogamername checks out 😂

    • @Omnipresent_Youtube_Commenter
      @Omnipresent_Youtube_Commenter 2 месяца назад +1

      Emperor*

    • @shookness100
      @shookness100 2 месяца назад

      ​@autismogamerNot Chappelle since he fell off. He just whines about being a victim now.

  • @Rennnix
    @Rennnix 2 месяца назад +51

    I like how Griffy doesn't need a costume to play the ugly hostage.

  • @Ddsssssssss
    @Ddsssssssss 2 месяца назад +34

    "His making the other hostages feel uncomfortable and I'm all about the safety my hostages.. im not sorry" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @NightLife360
    @NightLife360 2 месяца назад +405

    "WTF IS THAT"
    "You can send something else"
    Tf 😂😂😂😂

    • @91myroc
      @91myroc 2 месяца назад +4

      “That’s what I said!” 😂

  • @Abdu7ahi
    @Abdu7ahi 2 месяца назад +524

    "We willing to negotiate anything but that" is crazy lol😅

  • @MF-wf5ww
    @MF-wf5ww Месяц назад +5

    2:20 That head turn when he said “NO DEAL” is peak cinema. Dude turned his head like a renaissance painting

  • @Omar-cp7xs
    @Omar-cp7xs 2 месяца назад +10

    “We will drop all charges if u just take him” “NO” 🤣🤣

  • @LunTheOptimist
    @LunTheOptimist 2 месяца назад +792

    This is like a live re-enactment of parent's custody case over me! Thank you Griffy for bringing back these great memories!

    • @RahulDevanarayanan
      @RahulDevanarayanan 2 месяца назад +36

      💀🙉

    • @InstiGator805
      @InstiGator805 2 месяца назад +56

      Oof. Did your blind grandma take you in?

    • @dustlicker3
      @dustlicker3 2 месяца назад +27

      @autismogamerIt was a joke mr edward schneider

    • @hido...
      @hido... 2 месяца назад

      ​@InstiGator805 his ugly ass stench probably was the reason grandma turned blind in the first place.

    • @masterace9543
      @masterace9543 2 месяца назад +7

      R/whoosh ​@autismogamer

  • @NekoRuns
    @NekoRuns 2 месяца назад +432

    The robbers rejecting that deal is wild

  • @servantofthetruth8203
    @servantofthetruth8203 2 месяца назад +49

    Remember guys, even though he may be ugly asf on the outside. It's whats inside his heart that counts.

    • @TimTheEnchanter0
      @TimTheEnchanter0 2 месяца назад +10

      Do you hold that same belief for the women you’d marry?

    • @servantofthetruth8203
      @servantofthetruth8203 2 месяца назад +5

      @TimTheEnchanter0 nope, but what does that have to do with anything lol?

    • @whyme3772
      @whyme3772 2 месяца назад +5

      Unfortunate but looks really do play a role in life.

    • @servantofthetruth8203
      @servantofthetruth8203 2 месяца назад +1

      @whyme3772 I agree but some ppl don't care to much about looks. Some ppl care more about the personality than looks

    • @badza47
      @badza47 2 месяца назад

      exactly. at least the black market ain't gon reject him 🙏

  • @kennymanuel4980
    @kennymanuel4980 2 месяца назад +15

    His ugliness is making the other hostages and the robber uncomfortable, that’s diabolical 😂😂😂😂

  • @kwallas777
    @kwallas777 2 месяца назад +438

    "I was spiritual before I came in here robbing these banks, but as soon as I looked.....THAT in the face, I realised there is no God"
    this dude😂

  • @bingForbes
    @bingForbes 2 месяца назад +208

    "I'm all about the safety of my hostages", Killed me🤣

    • @theMister07
      @theMister07 20 дней назад

      Family I’m over here 👈🏾 in tears 😭

  • @Peppa9296
    @Peppa9296 2 месяца назад +4

    “Long face Oscar Proud gap mouth Tyler Perry looking” damn near choked on by bagel laughing so hard when I heard that 🤣🤣

  • @Force-Multiplier
    @Force-Multiplier 2 месяца назад +16

    they were already destroying him but then 2:47 a loud and secure *"no deal"* proceeds to destroy any hope of this man ever having hope of love again 😂

  • @Figuristic
    @Figuristic 2 месяца назад +206

    I'm starting to wonder how hostage-man was even able to step inside the bank.

    • @jangid8002
      @jangid8002 2 месяца назад +4

      😂😂smart!

    • @beigefox6579
      @beigefox6579 2 месяца назад +9

      Well, money talks. Probably has 7-8 figures in savings. Bank wont reject money 🤣💰🤑😂

    • @ThisDude234
      @ThisDude234 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@beigefox6579apparently it don't. The robbers were gonna get anything they wanted and still said PHUCK no 😂

  • @TrilliousGames
    @TrilliousGames 2 месяца назад +355

    Griffy is the definition of "hear me out"

  • @Terdy515
    @Terdy515 2 месяца назад +24

    He making the other hostages uncomfortable 😂😂😂

  • @mohameda7941
    @mohameda7941 2 месяца назад +12

    "Bro, we are willing to negotiate anything, ANYTHING, bro ANYTHING but that, please bro". That cracked me up. 😂😂 2:01

  • @CH-vv2hr
    @CH-vv2hr 2 месяца назад +247

    " Oscar Proud looking ass "

  • @jOjO-fw4es
    @jOjO-fw4es 2 месяца назад +133

    The look he gave when the guy said no deal 😂😂

  • @vincentannichiarico2315
    @vincentannichiarico2315 2 месяца назад +17

    The cop going “what the fuck is that” and the robber going that’s what I said had me rolling, my favorite video by far great job

  • @YogendraRajDangi
    @YogendraRajDangi 2 месяца назад +5

    "NO DEAL...me and the other hostages rather die" 😂

  • @thecomicbookguy7968
    @thecomicbookguy7968 2 месяца назад +91

    The confidence this man has to roast himself this harshly is astounding

  • @regnatis1
    @regnatis1 2 месяца назад +276

    EEEwwwWWWWUUUUHhhh!!!

  • @cruz2102
    @cruz2102 Месяц назад +5

    That 🥷 roasting himself again😭🤣

  • @genshinsbizzareadventures
    @genshinsbizzareadventures 2 месяца назад +6

    1:10 , “Hold hold hold wait ! What the f is that?”

  • @9os638
    @9os638 2 месяца назад +191

    Nah he wild for this one 💀

  • @BigBoss15310
    @BigBoss15310 2 месяца назад +158

    Not the Paw Patrol hostage bag lmaooo

  • @izzaanimates9041
    @izzaanimates9041 Месяц назад +3

    “WTF IS THAT?”
    “That’s what I said!”
    😂😂😂

  • @bigdrizzy2068
    @bigdrizzy2068 2 месяца назад +5

    "Its max capacity in here im just tryna follow the bank rules" 😂😂😂😂

  • @aspebb
    @aspebb 2 месяца назад +117

    0:04 He has a husband.
    Good for you, Griffy 😂

    • @Ben-mc9nm
      @Ben-mc9nm 2 месяца назад +27

      Was hoping I wasn't the only one that heard that 😂

    • @KWillo
      @KWillo 2 месяца назад +8

      No Diddy 😂😂

    • @shzarmai
      @shzarmai 2 месяца назад +6

      lol i heard that

  • @Antxsu
    @Antxsu 2 месяца назад +64

    “Max Capacity”is wild 😂

  • @atinyzenstay
    @atinyzenstay 2 месяца назад +5

    1:22 "GO BACK" LMFAOOOAOO

  • @Evangelion543
    @Evangelion543 2 месяца назад +3

    Robber; "Yeah we dont want him! We at Max capacity"

  • @GodWes
    @GodWes 2 месяца назад +101

    not the pink mega phone

    • @SordidusFellatio
      @SordidusFellatio 2 месяца назад +5

      Not the chipmunk bag to cover his head 😭

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 2 месяца назад

      At least it isn’t a pink pssy hat!

  • @711demon6
    @711demon6 2 месяца назад +36

    “Mr ugly man “ 🤣🤣

  • @breakingbenjamin555
    @breakingbenjamin555 2 месяца назад +11

    They went from negotiating the release of the hostages to negotiating who can keep the ugliest hostage. Nice.

  • @geargrinder7714
    @geargrinder7714 2 месяца назад +4

    Bro this is one of your best ones yet! 🤣

  • @deltonmcclary7341
    @deltonmcclary7341 2 месяца назад +112

    Hell yeah, those hostage takers using the Paw Patrol bag, let's goooo!!

  • @UsamaThakurr
    @UsamaThakurr 2 месяца назад +34

    The begging of please at the end is INSANE

  • @itranscendencei7964
    @itranscendencei7964 2 месяца назад +10

    That man said "in his less fortunate face". I'm so fvcking dead. lmao

  • @elden_meme_lord
    @elden_meme_lord Месяц назад +3

    I love how Ugly Guy isn't even costumed for it. 😢

  • @RMartin1031
    @RMartin1031 2 месяца назад +50

    "All about the safety of my hostages" DWL.

  • @nathan-qcueparsons268
    @nathan-qcueparsons268 2 месяца назад +83

    "You can just send something else-someone"😂

  • @escapingourreality
    @escapingourreality Месяц назад +3

    Me walking into the family function

  • @user-yj4oe1mq4n
    @user-yj4oe1mq4n Месяц назад +3

    When he says I'm going home and the thief started making loud no, no, sounds that's the funniest part

  • @gwhite20
    @gwhite20 2 месяца назад +22

    The man’s making the police and the hostage taker have a reasonable conversation😂😂

  • @anuaruribe8070
    @anuaruribe8070 2 месяца назад +28

    The safety of my hostages xD

  • @kimhanuel5615
    @kimhanuel5615 2 месяца назад +2

    This is the best one so far. Loved it

  • @Jevid
    @Jevid 2 месяца назад +9

    2:15 HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA that look 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GloriousVibe
    @GloriousVibe 2 месяца назад +13

    BRO PULEEASEUH!! 3:14 😂

  • @Ipoyu
    @Ipoyu 2 месяца назад +17

    bro just stood in the middle and accepted his fate.

  • @hooddizzle
    @hooddizzle 2 месяца назад +3

    This one hurt personally griffy. great work keep it up

  • @ChillenWithMike
    @ChillenWithMike 2 месяца назад +7

    “It’s max capacityyyy”😭

  • @DirtCheapFU
    @DirtCheapFU 2 месяца назад +15

    "Im all about the safety of my hostages".

  • @yezxu
    @yezxu 2 месяца назад +37

    The hostage is Cuffem

    • @hydroturtle2008
      @hydroturtle2008 2 месяца назад +1

      Ngl it might be Yusuf after what happened

    • @yezxu
      @yezxu 2 месяца назад +1

      @@hydroturtle2008 U mean Yusuf's big forehead ?

    • @hydroturtle2008
      @hydroturtle2008 2 месяца назад +1

      @@yezxu yeah and he lost against Cuffem in a competition of who can get the most girls

  • @thegeniusguy2009
    @thegeniusguy2009 Месяц назад +3

    He is making the other hostages uncomfortable 😂😂

  • @wolfhanzo
    @wolfhanzo 2 месяца назад +5

    2:57...Phuuuk NOOOO!!! HAD ME ON THE FLOOR LMFAO

  • @drecolizo1
    @drecolizo1 2 месяца назад +10

    "Out of everybody in the lobby, bro.. Everybody.. Everybody! Y-y-you brought me him!? C'mon dog!" That has got to be one of the most exquisite pieces of dialogue I've had the fortune of hearing. I hope, that one day, my children and theirs are able to gander at the expertly crafted pieces of cinema released on this day, April 16, 2024 .

  • @juliansyiemlieh275
    @juliansyiemlieh275 2 месяца назад +13

    "I'm all about the safety of my hostages" XD

  • @raymondgarcia9729
    @raymondgarcia9729 2 месяца назад +3

    He is all about keeping the hostages safety, very considerate robber

  • @Vaynix-
    @Vaynix- Месяц назад +3

    This gotta be like top 15-10 Griffy vids oat

  • @blue-phoenix115
    @blue-phoenix115 2 месяца назад +60

    “We will release 1 hostage”
    ~Releases Griffy
    Negotiator: This one don’t count

  • @officialdanncardona
    @officialdanncardona Месяц назад +3

    Not him roasting himself here 😭😭😭

  • @WolfKingSuirrad
    @WolfKingSuirrad 10 дней назад +1

    "I'm all about the safety of my hostages" is the line of the year 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @slowedmusicchannel
    @slowedmusicchannel Месяц назад +3

    no one noticed the “please don’t kill me i have a husband” in the beginning 💀

  • @Tsuki_Uchihax6
    @Tsuki_Uchihax6 2 месяца назад +11

    You are one of the few funny channels I watch . Love your content 🙌🏻

  • @dozieonyiriuka7723
    @dozieonyiriuka7723 Месяц назад +3

    “I’m all about the safety of my hostages” 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @user-fy2ik6qm4u
    @user-fy2ik6qm4u 2 месяца назад +1

    One of you best videos 😂

  • @Christine-ws8kq
    @Christine-ws8kq 2 месяца назад +2

    "WTF IS THAT?" 💀

  • @Terrapin-gw6bb
    @Terrapin-gw6bb 2 месяца назад +3

    best one in a while lmao this funny asl

  • @-wack
    @-wack 2 месяца назад +5

    0:09 “I have a family” UH HOW?

  • @austinearley5855
    @austinearley5855 Месяц назад +3

    “No god exists that would create something so foul” 💀

  • @ahsokalover117
    @ahsokalover117 2 месяца назад +5

    Bro did not recover

  • @DrewbaccaStarWars
    @DrewbaccaStarWars 2 месяца назад +70

    Live footage of Diddy

  • @dtincworldnews8922
    @dtincworldnews8922 2 месяца назад +5

    You know it's bad when the villain wants to send you out to the police free of charge. Non-Negotiable.

  • @Minkay88
    @Minkay88 2 месяца назад +7

    talkin bout "please don't kill me i have a husband" 🤣🤣

  • @THELIFEOFVIEWS1
    @THELIFEOFVIEWS1 2 месяца назад +1

    “Go back” is crazy work