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Damn these new RUclips comment thing spoils everything . I click on the video and the first comment it shows is what is meant to be the funniest part of the video
FINALLY!!! A Robber with etiquette. 1. Abides by the room capacity of the bank 2. Concerns the comfortability and well-being of other hostages and robbers 3. Turned away everything he could ask for since he doesn't think it's fair to get all that for an ugly person. Other Robbers take notes.
You say it like it’s a bad thing. This poor guy was asked by his girlfriend’s father if he was paying his girlfriend to go out with him. Welcome to the channel. You’re gonna love it.
"Out of everybody in the lobby, bro.. Everybody.. Everybody! Y-y-you brought me him!? C'mon dog!" That has got to be one of the most exquisite pieces of dialogue I've had the fortune of hearing. I hope, that one day, my children and theirs are able to gander at the expertly crafted pieces of cinema released on this day, April 16, 2024 .
"Hes making the other hostages uncomfortable and Im all about the safety of my hostages" lmao
Professionals have standards.
😂
They must be Hamas 😂😂😂
@@The-Heart-Will-Testify more like israhell dumb forces
@@The-Heart-Will-TestifyDefinitely IDF 🤣🥓
"The worst thing she can say is no"
lmao
Damn lol I've never agreed with that and after seeing this vid I never will XD
😂😂😂😂😂
In this case: he.
'Eww...' 💀💀💀
“He making the other hostages feel uncomfortable” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣dawg he said that i accidentally spit out some of my tea
"I'm all about the safety of my hostages" is a WILD sentence.
The police telling him to go back is crazy 😂
Nah but for real
Damn these new RUclips comment thing spoils everything . I click on the video and the first comment it shows is what is meant to be the funniest part of the video
@@outrightfoot3 how about watch the video first before going to the comments :>)
@@outrightfoot3 you can't watch a 3 min video without checking the comments?
On soul that was diabolical 🤣🤣
The reality check of when it takes a hostage situation to realize I'm ugly.
Help me
🎉
Bruh I'm wit you 😂
You’re beautiful to me 😊
You're not ugly lol
“safety of my hostages” dats crazy
He runs a tight ship lol
FINALLY!!! A Robber with etiquette.
1. Abides by the room capacity of the bank
2. Concerns the comfortability and well-being of other hostages and robbers
3. Turned away everything he could ask for since he doesn't think it's fair to get all that for an ugly person.
Other Robbers take notes.
fr
They should learn from that gentleman. Robbers these days have no etiquette.
"Terrorist dont take ugly hostages" -Dave Chappelle
No selling point. If media were to get involved, people sympathy would be all time low
I thought he said they don't take black hostages
He did buddy doesn't know the quote at all@@kendavis6826
@@kendavis6826That’s the same thing.
@@Makaveli_-_😂😂😂
Griffy dragged this skit out for 2 minutes longer than it needed to be, just to rub in how ugly the hostage was.
You say it like it’s a bad thing. This poor guy was asked by his girlfriend’s father if he was paying his girlfriend to go out with him. Welcome to the channel. You’re gonna love it.
Wait, my knee gah griffy is da hostage tho
i mean that hostage was butt ugly
Glad someone said it 😂
@@GetAsCloseAsYouCanWait like in a skit or in real life 💀
You know what I'm coming back to air it out after that disrespect 😭 Imagine getting denied a home loan, robbed, and roasted all before 10 a.m.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
I'm weak 😂😂😂😂😂😂
They really playing pong with this man’s self esteem. 😂
Self-esteem has been out the window since the invention of social media 💀
Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
I’m all about the safety of my hostages
The most insane statement of 2024 😂
Line of the 21st century
that line was wildddd 😂
lol 😂😂
I make sure the people in my basement are well fed
"We ain't got more room, it's max capacity. I'm just tryna follow bank rules" 😂
*Ca-pa-city
“Mmm” 😂
"How we supposed to negotiate with this?!-HE UGLY!!" 😂😂😂😂
He's making the other hostages feel uncomfortable and I'm all about the safety of my hostages
😂 how considerate of him
"Go back, send someone else"
bro was violated
Fr
Nah, nobody would wanna violate someone who looks like THAT.
"Free of charge" is crazy💀
That poor hostage
These robbers are worse than a super villian 😂😂😂
“Sending out a hostage……Free of charge.”
😂😂
“It’s max capacity 😂😂😂 im just trying to follow the bank’s rules” this is so wild 😂😂😂😂
Following the bank rules as he Robs the bank
😂griffy just the king of roasting himself
Griffy makes skits like the voices putting me down in my head, mean but funny.
@autismogamerevery funny one 🤷🏾♀️
@autismogamername checks out 😂
Emperor*
@autismogamerNot Chappelle since he fell off. He just whines about being a victim now.
I like how Griffy doesn't need a costume to play the ugly hostage.
"His making the other hostages feel uncomfortable and I'm all about the safety my hostages.. im not sorry" 🤣🤣🤣
"WTF IS THAT"
"You can send something else"
Tf 😂😂😂😂
“That’s what I said!” 😂
"We willing to negotiate anything but that" is crazy lol😅
2:20 That head turn when he said “NO DEAL” is peak cinema. Dude turned his head like a renaissance painting
“We will drop all charges if u just take him” “NO” 🤣🤣
This is like a live re-enactment of parent's custody case over me! Thank you Griffy for bringing back these great memories!
💀🙉
Oof. Did your blind grandma take you in?
@autismogamerIt was a joke mr edward schneider
@InstiGator805 his ugly ass stench probably was the reason grandma turned blind in the first place.
R/whoosh @autismogamer
The robbers rejecting that deal is wild
Remember guys, even though he may be ugly asf on the outside. It's whats inside his heart that counts.
Do you hold that same belief for the women you’d marry?
@TimTheEnchanter0 nope, but what does that have to do with anything lol?
Unfortunate but looks really do play a role in life.
@whyme3772 I agree but some ppl don't care to much about looks. Some ppl care more about the personality than looks
exactly. at least the black market ain't gon reject him 🙏
His ugliness is making the other hostages and the robber uncomfortable, that’s diabolical 😂😂😂😂
"I was spiritual before I came in here robbing these banks, but as soon as I looked.....THAT in the face, I realised there is no God"
this dude😂
"I'm all about the safety of my hostages", Killed me🤣
Family I’m over here 👈🏾 in tears 😭
“Long face Oscar Proud gap mouth Tyler Perry looking” damn near choked on by bagel laughing so hard when I heard that 🤣🤣
they were already destroying him but then 2:47 a loud and secure *"no deal"* proceeds to destroy any hope of this man ever having hope of love again 😂
I'm starting to wonder how hostage-man was even able to step inside the bank.
😂😂smart!
Well, money talks. Probably has 7-8 figures in savings. Bank wont reject money 🤣💰🤑😂
@@beigefox6579apparently it don't. The robbers were gonna get anything they wanted and still said PHUCK no 😂
Griffy is the definition of "hear me out"
He making the other hostages uncomfortable 😂😂😂
"Bro, we are willing to negotiate anything, ANYTHING, bro ANYTHING but that, please bro". That cracked me up. 😂😂 2:01
" Oscar Proud looking ass "
The look he gave when the guy said no deal 😂😂
😂
The cop going “what the fuck is that” and the robber going that’s what I said had me rolling, my favorite video by far great job
"NO DEAL...me and the other hostages rather die" 😂
The confidence this man has to roast himself this harshly is astounding
EEEwwwWWWWUUUUHhhh!!!
The heat on that was unreal
That 🥷 roasting himself again😭🤣
1:10 , “Hold hold hold wait ! What the f is that?”
Nah he wild for this one 💀
Not the Paw Patrol hostage bag lmaooo
“WTF IS THAT?”
“That’s what I said!”
😂😂😂
"Its max capacity in here im just tryna follow the bank rules" 😂😂😂😂
0:04 He has a husband.
Good for you, Griffy 😂
Was hoping I wasn't the only one that heard that 😂
No Diddy 😂😂
lol i heard that
“Max Capacity”is wild 😂
1:22 "GO BACK" LMFAOOOAOO
Robber; "Yeah we dont want him! We at Max capacity"
not the pink mega phone
Not the chipmunk bag to cover his head 😭
At least it isn’t a pink pssy hat!
“Mr ugly man “ 🤣🤣
They went from negotiating the release of the hostages to negotiating who can keep the ugliest hostage. Nice.
Bro this is one of your best ones yet! 🤣
Hell yeah, those hostage takers using the Paw Patrol bag, let's goooo!!
The begging of please at the end is INSANE
That man said "in his less fortunate face". I'm so fvcking dead. lmao
I love how Ugly Guy isn't even costumed for it. 😢
"All about the safety of my hostages" DWL.
"You can just send something else-someone"😂
Me walking into the family function
When he says I'm going home and the thief started making loud no, no, sounds that's the funniest part
The man’s making the police and the hostage taker have a reasonable conversation😂😂
The safety of my hostages xD
This is the best one so far. Loved it
2:15 HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA that look 🤣🤣🤣
BRO PULEEASEUH!! 3:14 😂
bro just stood in the middle and accepted his fate.
This one hurt personally griffy. great work keep it up
“It’s max capacityyyy”😭
"Im all about the safety of my hostages".
The hostage is Cuffem
Ngl it might be Yusuf after what happened
@@hydroturtle2008 U mean Yusuf's big forehead ?
@@yezxu yeah and he lost against Cuffem in a competition of who can get the most girls
He is making the other hostages uncomfortable 😂😂
2:57...Phuuuk NOOOO!!! HAD ME ON THE FLOOR LMFAO
"Out of everybody in the lobby, bro.. Everybody.. Everybody! Y-y-you brought me him!? C'mon dog!" That has got to be one of the most exquisite pieces of dialogue I've had the fortune of hearing. I hope, that one day, my children and theirs are able to gander at the expertly crafted pieces of cinema released on this day, April 16, 2024 .
"I'm all about the safety of my hostages" XD
He is all about keeping the hostages safety, very considerate robber
This gotta be like top 15-10 Griffy vids oat
“We will release 1 hostage”
~Releases Griffy
Negotiator: This one don’t count
Count's as negative 100
Not him roasting himself here 😭😭😭
"I'm all about the safety of my hostages" is the line of the year 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
no one noticed the “please don’t kill me i have a husband” in the beginning 💀
You are one of the few funny channels I watch . Love your content 🙌🏻
“I’m all about the safety of my hostages” 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
One of you best videos 😂
"WTF IS THAT?" 💀
best one in a while lmao this funny asl
0:09 “I have a family” UH HOW?
“No god exists that would create something so foul” 💀
Bro did not recover
Live footage of Diddy
You know it's bad when the villain wants to send you out to the police free of charge. Non-Negotiable.
talkin bout "please don't kill me i have a husband" 🤣🤣
“Go back” is crazy work