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  • @Ty_Khalifa
    @Ty_Khalifa Год назад +17947

    I’m convinced that almost every guy has a villain origin story on why he now works out 😂😂

    • @shan1630
      @shan1630 Год назад +8

      Everyone needs a drive, where's yours huh? U weak ass

    • @MarkoTrapani
      @MarkoTrapani Год назад +214

      @@shan1630 That got personal real quick 😂

    • @ajinsato9389
      @ajinsato9389 Год назад +1004

      Nah. I'm just fatphobic

    • @inrpicmax6541
      @inrpicmax6541 Год назад +178

      @@ajinsato9389 same

    • @benjaminklein8379
      @benjaminklein8379 Год назад +342

      I started because I had a lot of self loathing issues and was feeling like I was about to fall into depression. I decided that I had to do something about it and started going with a friend to the gym using a training plan. That was 7 months ago and I transformed my skinny nerd body into a big nerd body and my mental health has been at an all-time high.

  • @graciekinsey2735
    @graciekinsey2735 Год назад +10416

    The “fight one of God’s accidents” line was so outta pocket 😭

    • @nirokal
      @nirokal Год назад +303

      Simple Jack with his call of duty zombie warcry😆🤣

    • @bjjkickboxing7876
      @bjjkickboxing7876 Год назад +165

      Hey Gracie you single?😏
      Im kinda getting jealous of your heart
      Cuz its pumping inside you and im not

    • @dimaslugitama4939
      @dimaslugitama4939 Год назад +22

      💀

    • @f1ash756
      @f1ash756 Год назад +258

      @@bjjkickboxing7876You making moves on RUclips?

    • @f1ash756
      @f1ash756 Год назад +119

      @@bjjkickboxing7876Bro

  • @c0medyL3g3nd
    @c0medyL3g3nd Год назад +4895

    I haven’t watched Griffey in so long I forgot how crazy this man is 😂

    • @chris2217
      @chris2217 Год назад +17

      facts

    • @farazahmed7
      @farazahmed7 Год назад +13

      Yeah his content dipped

    • @cryptoarm
      @cryptoarm Год назад +95

      @@farazahmed7 it’s better than ever

    • @Daisy30y03
      @Daisy30y03 Год назад +1

      Ikr😅

    • @brandonlesco8738
      @brandonlesco8738 Год назад +57

      @@farazahmed7Probably started to hit too close to home for you.

  • @Aka-fs3zs
    @Aka-fs3zs Год назад +3059

    I was 270lb 3 months ago, now I am 188lbs. Now I'm working on building muscle and being consistent in the gym. And my only motivation is hatred and resentment.

    • @glotar1
      @glotar1 Год назад +117

      Epic

    • @zacharykim295
      @zacharykim295 Год назад +123

      Motivation aside that is seriously impressive. Good on ya!

    • @TheDragonRuler-
      @TheDragonRuler- Год назад +103

      I hope you are able to carry out your revenge flawlessly fam

    • @jonathanhargraves2241
      @jonathanhargraves2241 Год назад +39

      Self hatred and resentment? That's the way to get started.

    • @Aka-fs3zs
      @Aka-fs3zs Год назад +97

      @@jonathanhargraves2241 not self hatred, hatred to everything and everyone else.

  • @chefgoldielocs
    @chefgoldielocs Год назад +5690

    I seriously think Griffy wakes up and say "Who can I piss off today?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction Год назад +56

      Tis a beautiful blessing both God and Satan hath agree upon xD

    • @ZimJoggerDownUnder
      @ZimJoggerDownUnder Год назад +3

      hunnid!!

    • @KingOpenReview
      @KingOpenReview Год назад +34

      Getting Canceled By the World. Speed run. Any%.

    • @Itsdasummer32
      @Itsdasummer32 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DoomedRedbull
      @DoomedRedbull Год назад +15

      @@KingOpenReview what's better is its almost impossible to cancel this gem of a man

  • @josephnolan6323
    @josephnolan6323 Год назад +9331

    tbh being able to beat the stupidity out of people would be an actual motivator to get stronger

    • @CopperKnight027
      @CopperKnight027 Год назад +326

      Right? I get to be buff, beat the people that always irritated me in the world AND be doing the world a service. Shit would look like a Battle Royale lobby lol

    • @longmeat334
      @longmeat334 Год назад +18

      @@CopperKnight027 FC good,

    • @thatoneguywhosjustthere1478
      @thatoneguywhosjustthere1478 Год назад +26

      Stupidity?

    • @bradleyambers
      @bradleyambers Год назад +14

      Do brazilian jj just cause your buff dont mean you know how to fight hell do both

    • @razzdiamond6447
      @razzdiamond6447 Год назад

      @@thatoneguywhosjustthere1478 yes, stupidity.

  • @elerragames7396
    @elerragames7396 Год назад +766

    "This a LongBeachGriffy episode, you new here?!" --Had me DYING, like SERIOUSLY XD
    Best self gloat at an ending like this LOL, Love ya' Griff! Keep it real, bro

    • @MoxxoM
      @MoxxoM Год назад +15

      The playful "nigga" at the end was the cherry on top of perfection.

    • @radanju3
      @radanju3 Год назад +1

      I'm goin home;

    • @tencents6
      @tencents6 Год назад

      I love that fourth wall break.

  • @iandutton4601
    @iandutton4601 Год назад +330

    As a former special education student that line where he says he still went and still shot up the classroom is both scary and hilarious.

  • @MidnightCrescent
    @MidnightCrescent Год назад +2480

    "I aired that special education class the fuck out"
    One of the greatest deliveries of our generation

    • @PaPaFiggy69
      @PaPaFiggy69 Год назад +118

      "Come on man its a LongBeachGriffy video, are you new here? 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @0hibiscus0
      @0hibiscus0 Год назад

      ☠️

    • @amber619pop
      @amber619pop Год назад +1

      Yeah that last line equates to "cancel me now!!" lol

    • @patrickaikonia853
      @patrickaikonia853 Год назад

      This got me. I nearly ignored everything he said then he hit me with that.

    • @MoxxoM
      @MoxxoM Год назад +2

      I had tears in my eye after that. It's a masterpiece.

  • @Yourgirlsmanz
    @Yourgirlsmanz Год назад +1142

    This man asked one question and got bros entire life story 🤣

  • @MRF77
    @MRF77 Год назад +150

    Kratos, COD Zombies, Simple Jack,... this is a man of culture right there!

    • @Burke1O1
      @Burke1O1 Год назад +2

      One of us

    • @darylcarr8283
      @darylcarr8283 2 месяца назад

      The only thing was him using Drowning Pool's "Bodies" as his soundtrack while airing that school out!

  • @thebehemoth4951
    @thebehemoth4951 Год назад +73

    Anger, hatred, and spite are powerful motivators.

  • @silentfox8
    @silentfox8 Год назад +3861

    i cant explain how much laughter came out of me, thank you

    • @nicetrythief8347
      @nicetrythief8347 Год назад +5

      this man has lifted my mood so many times. Glad he did for you as well bro

    • @romitsu968
      @romitsu968 Год назад +1

      Yeshua(Jesus) the Christ loves you! Praise YHWH El Shaddai and may He bless you! Christ is the King of kings and Lord of lords!
      (YHWH - the LORD) (El Shaddai - God Almighty)
      To those who haven’t; Repent of your sins and believe on the Adon Jesus the Christ, believe in your heart that He has died for your sins and rose from the tomb on the third day and you shall receive the Holy Spirit of God and He shall dwell within you. You shall be saved. Be baptized in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!
      -
      Jesus the Christ loves you, praise YHWH our Elohim
      -
      Evidence for Jesus Christ’s existence, crucifixion, and disappearance from the tomb (He rose from it):
      The Lord Jesus Christ did exist, gathered disciples, and was crucified and went missing from the tomb. To argue about wether He was taken from the grave or rose from it, is an argument a skeptic can make. Because well if you disregard the eye witness testimony of the disciples and there willingness to die for Christ, and humans won’t die for something they know is a lie, when Peter is pinned upside down to that cross, he could have said that it was a fake, but He didn’t because it wasn’t, what care would he have about death in this world if he knew for a fact he had assurance of a life in another, Jesus Christ did rise from the tomb and is the King of Kings and Lord of Lords. Now the evidence for the Lord Jesus Christ’s existence really isn’t hard to find a multitude of non-Christian scholars and historians mention Him within 150 years after the time of His life. One such is Tacitus a Roman historian who reported on emperor nero’s decision to blame the Christians for the fire that had destroyed rome in 64 AD. Tacitus wrote:
      “Nero fastened the guilt ... on a class hated for their abominations, called Christians by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of ... Pontius Pilatus, and a most mischievous superstition, thus checked for the moment, again broke out not only in Judaea, the first source of the evil, but even in Rome…”
      In this Tacitus makes reference to not only Christians, but Christ calling Him Christus and confirming the Gospels going on to say that He suffered the extreme penalty (crucifixion) under the reign of Tiberius and by the sentence of Pontius Pilate, which like I said confirms the Gospels narrative.
      Another important source of evidence about Jesus and early Christianity can be found in the letters of Pliny the Younger to Emperor Trajan. Pliny was the Roman governor of Bithynia in Asia Minor. In one of his letters, dated around A.D. 112, he asks Trajan's advice about the appropriate way to conduct legal proceedings against those accused of being Christians. Pliny says that he needed to consult the emperor about this issue because a great multitude of every age, class, and sex stood accused of Christianity. At one point in his letter, Pliny relates some of the information he has learned about these Christians:
      “They were in the habit of meeting on a certain fixed day before it was light, when they sang in alternate verses a hymn to Christ, as to a god, and bound themselves by a solemn oath, not to any wicked deeds, but never to commit any fraud, theft or adultery, never to falsify their word, nor deny a trust when they should be called upon to deliver it up; after which it was their custom to separate, and then reassemble to partake of food - but food of an ordinary and innocent kind.”
      This passage provides a number of interesting insights into the beliefs and practices of early Christians. First, we see that Christians regularly met on a certain fixed day for worship. Second, their worship was directed to Christ, demonstrating that they firmly believed in His divinity. Furthermore, one scholar interprets Pliny's statement that hymns were sung to Christ, "as to a god", as a reference to the rather distinctive fact that, "unlike other gods who were worshipped, Christ was a person who had lived on earth." If this interpretation is correct, Pliny understood that Christians were worshipping an actual historical person as God! Of course, this agrees perfectly with the New Testament doctrine that Jesus was both God and man.
      You may have heard of the scholar Flavius Josephus who mentioned James as being the brother of the Lord Jesus Christ, which matches what Paul said calling James “The Lord’s brother” and there is another document that Josephus may have written which goes:
      “About this time there lived Jesus, a wise man, if indeed one ought to call him a man. For he ... wrought surprising feats.... He was the Christ. When Pilate ...condemned him to be crucified, those who had . . . come to love him did not give up their affection for him. On the third day he appeared ... restored to life.... And the tribe of Christians ... has ... not disappeared.”
      Now it’s up to debate wether this is the entirely original document of what Josephus wrote, or if a Christian had edited it. But regardless he wrote about the Lord Jesus Christ. Wether it was negative or positive like the possible document is. Anyways there are many other statements, documents, letters, and writings of all sorts from the ancient world talking about the Lord Jesus Christ and there is not one question if He was a real person or if He was crucified and went missing from the grave. That is clear as day, He is a real person, was crucified, and went missing from the grave. And He did rise from the grave. And for more evidence of the Lord Jesus Christ, there’s the Bible and you see there is no evidence the Bible is corrupted, a lie, created by the Roman government, folktale. It is the recount of the Disciples of the Lord Jesus Christ, now wether you want to believe it is up to you. And what profit was there in spreading Christianity, All the early Christian suffered persecution, beatings, and were killed. Another Scholar reported that James the Lord’s Brother was thrown off a building and then stoned to death for spreading the Gospel in Jerusalem. These people went to great lengths even giving their own lives for the Adon Jesus the Christ.
      Amen!

    • @romitsu968
      @romitsu968 Год назад +1

      @@nicetrythief8347 Yeshua(Jesus) the Christ loves you! Praise YHWH El Shaddai and may He bless you! Christ is the King of kings and Lord of lords!
      (YHWH - the LORD) (El Shaddai - God Almighty)
      To those who haven’t; Repent of your sins and believe on the Adon Jesus the Christ, believe in your heart that He has died for your sins and rose from the tomb on the third day and you shall receive the Holy Spirit of God and He shall dwell within you. You shall be saved. Be baptized in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!
      -
      Jesus the Christ loves you, praise YHWH our Elohim
      -
      Evidence for Jesus Christ’s existence, crucifixion, and disappearance from the tomb (He rose from it):
      The Lord Jesus Christ did exist, gathered disciples, and was crucified and went missing from the tomb. To argue about wether He was taken from the grave or rose from it, is an argument a skeptic can make. Because well if you disregard the eye witness testimony of the disciples and there willingness to die for Christ, and humans won’t die for something they know is a lie, when Peter is pinned upside down to that cross, he could have said that it was a fake, but He didn’t because it wasn’t, what care would he have about death in this world if he knew for a fact he had assurance of a life in another, Jesus Christ did rise from the tomb and is the King of Kings and Lord of Lords. Now the evidence for the Lord Jesus Christ’s existence really isn’t hard to find a multitude of non-Christian scholars and historians mention Him within 150 years after the time of His life. One such is Tacitus a Roman historian who reported on emperor nero’s decision to blame the Christians for the fire that had destroyed rome in 64 AD. Tacitus wrote:
      “Nero fastened the guilt ... on a class hated for their abominations, called Christians by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of ... Pontius Pilatus, and a most mischievous superstition, thus checked for the moment, again broke out not only in Judaea, the first source of the evil, but even in Rome…”
      In this Tacitus makes reference to not only Christians, but Christ calling Him Christus and confirming the Gospels going on to say that He suffered the extreme penalty (crucifixion) under the reign of Tiberius and by the sentence of Pontius Pilate, which like I said confirms the Gospels narrative.
      Another important source of evidence about Jesus and early Christianity can be found in the letters of Pliny the Younger to Emperor Trajan. Pliny was the Roman governor of Bithynia in Asia Minor. In one of his letters, dated around A.D. 112, he asks Trajan's advice about the appropriate way to conduct legal proceedings against those accused of being Christians. Pliny says that he needed to consult the emperor about this issue because a great multitude of every age, class, and sex stood accused of Christianity. At one point in his letter, Pliny relates some of the information he has learned about these Christians:
      “They were in the habit of meeting on a certain fixed day before it was light, when they sang in alternate verses a hymn to Christ, as to a god, and bound themselves by a solemn oath, not to any wicked deeds, but never to commit any fraud, theft or adultery, never to falsify their word, nor deny a trust when they should be called upon to deliver it up; after which it was their custom to separate, and then reassemble to partake of food - but food of an ordinary and innocent kind.”
      This passage provides a number of interesting insights into the beliefs and practices of early Christians. First, we see that Christians regularly met on a certain fixed day for worship. Second, their worship was directed to Christ, demonstrating that they firmly believed in His divinity. Furthermore, one scholar interprets Pliny's statement that hymns were sung to Christ, "as to a god", as a reference to the rather distinctive fact that, "unlike other gods who were worshipped, Christ was a person who had lived on earth." If this interpretation is correct, Pliny understood that Christians were worshipping an actual historical person as God! Of course, this agrees perfectly with the New Testament doctrine that Jesus was both God and man.
      You may have heard of the scholar Flavius Josephus who mentioned James as being the brother of the Lord Jesus Christ, which matches what Paul said calling James “The Lord’s brother” and there is another document that Josephus may have written which goes:
      “About this time there lived Jesus, a wise man, if indeed one ought to call him a man. For he ... wrought surprising feats.... He was the Christ. When Pilate ...condemned him to be crucified, those who had . . . come to love him did not give up their affection for him. On the third day he appeared ... restored to life.... And the tribe of Christians ... has ... not disappeared.”
      Now it’s up to debate wether this is the entirely original document of what Josephus wrote, or if a Christian had edited it. But regardless he wrote about the Lord Jesus Christ. Wether it was negative or positive like the possible document is. Anyways there are many other statements, documents, letters, and writings of all sorts from the ancient world talking about the Lord Jesus Christ and there is not one question if He was a real person or if He was crucified and went missing from the grave. That is clear as day, He is a real person, was crucified, and went missing from the grave. And He did rise from the grave. And for more evidence of the Lord Jesus Christ, there’s the Bible and you see there is no evidence the Bible is corrupted, a lie, created by the Roman government, folktale. It is the recount of the Disciples of the Lord Jesus Christ, now wether you want to believe it is up to you. And what profit was there in spreading Christianity, All the early Christian suffered persecution, beatings, and were killed. Another Scholar reported that James the Lord’s Brother was thrown off a building and then stoned to death for spreading the Gospel in Jerusalem. These people went to great lengths even giving their own lives for the Adon Jesus the Christ.
      Amen!

  • @chill9096
    @chill9096 Год назад +3225

    I'm not mentally disabled but I am physically disabled and I approve of this message

    • @ascensionblade
      @ascensionblade Год назад +4

      I would still need to start working out to beat you up, too.

    • @pajdovelicanstveni
      @pajdovelicanstveni Год назад +20

      Same difference.

    • @dude2410
      @dude2410 Год назад +122

      @@pajdovelicanstveniI am not mentally disabled or physically disabled and I approve this message

    • @hinokami796
      @hinokami796 Год назад +27

      @@dude2410 still same difference

    • @mrod8578
      @mrod8578 Год назад +25

      @@pajdovelicanstveni Not true. There are physically disabled people out there that could beat most people on an IQ test or other mental tasks. There is a technical difference between being mentally disabled versus physically disabled. For example there are NFL athletes with wonderlic scores below 10 which would put them in the mentally challenged/disabled category. Physically such guys are physical specimens but mentally they are barely above the special Olympics.

  • @dapo3538
    @dapo3538 Год назад +27

    0:23 “Did he fight you for using an inappropriate slur?”
    I won’t lie, that line went over my head the first time 😂😭💀

  • @juniorsal611
    @juniorsal611 Год назад +232

    Honestly, i started working out because i almost got into a fight with 2 guys and it made me realize that i need to be prepared for that sorta shit. Gotta stay one step ahead of the people who don't work out. Also, im tired af of being fat dawg and it helps to release some stress. "Battling my demons" you could say lol. My body feels firmer and stronger now instead of feeling weak and soft. Just saying.

    • @brilleargasm6499
      @brilleargasm6499 Год назад

      If you're fat, fuck cardio(not entirely, but really)! Lift heavy shit.

    • @zaidlacksalastname4905
      @zaidlacksalastname4905 Год назад +15

      What if 2 people who work out fight you? Flamethrower?

    • @ThaDerf
      @ThaDerf Год назад +9

      Keep at it dawg. 💪🏾

    • @juniorsal611
      @juniorsal611 Год назад +7

      @@zaidlacksalastname4905 of course. I'll pull it out of my inventory!

    • @amethyst1267
      @amethyst1267 Год назад

      @@zaidlacksalastname4905 lmaooo

  • @jaiwitt5208
    @jaiwitt5208 Год назад +2895

    Bro you ain't ever getting cancelled, you a goddamn king hahhaa

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 Год назад +24

      He got the lucky privilege card.

    • @TehNiCoLaS
      @TehNiCoLaS Год назад +20

      the drooling like a call of duty zombies had me dead LOL

    • @utubeyouser9045
      @utubeyouser9045 Год назад +2

      Only when we least expect it

    • @MaalyB26
      @MaalyB26 Год назад +12

      Man’s is using a whole Dave Chappelle yu gi oh card

    • @jaidenarias5912
      @jaidenarias5912 Год назад +1

      Follow the Ten Commandments and God please 🙏🏽

  • @cloppin
    @cloppin Год назад +3449

    I workout out and I can quite frankly relate

    • @Davidscomix
      @Davidscomix Год назад +57

      I literally just got back from the gym

    • @animetrash9110
      @animetrash9110 Год назад +6

      my content better

    • @italianduded1161
      @italianduded1161 Год назад +6

      bro.... I can relate to!!!!!XDDDD

    • @Ibn2116
      @Ibn2116 Год назад +23

      the video just came out gangy

    • @Go-Go-Guts
      @Go-Go-Guts Год назад +16

      There's literally no way you could have seen the entire video already

  • @lavarball1237
    @lavarball1237 Год назад +33

    It’s like hearing vegeta explain how he became a super saiyan

    • @martez_da_real
      @martez_da_real Год назад +2

      Was in the back of my mind and you brought it to the front

  • @STVODVIL
    @STVODVIL Год назад +57

    Ahhhh damn! The entire story is amazing and the ending is pure perfection down to the last detail.

  • @Asgardians3t
    @Asgardians3t Год назад +738

    BEST LINE EVER!!!! "I BEAT A NIGGA NORMAL" ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @lordimpaler3899
      @lordimpaler3899 Год назад +36

      Fact: It made CNN

    • @ibrahimalali9101
      @ibrahimalali9101 Год назад +8

      @@lordimpaler3899 con congratulations?!

    • @for_the_people2014
      @for_the_people2014 Год назад +1

      His azz a doctor now😂. Went to Harvard and sh*t.

    • @r..e7045
      @r..e7045 Год назад +2

      “To beat a Nigga normal” has to be one of the greatest scientific achievements discovered 😭

    • @kytsunee6324
      @kytsunee6324 Год назад +7

      There’s no way ROFLMAO is an acronym someone would actually use 💀

  • @fazeluqshibly9817
    @fazeluqshibly9817 Год назад +731

    “My wife left me for my father” Griffy never misses 😭😭

    • @anon9060
      @anon9060 Год назад +18

      Damn I'm sorry for your loss bro 💀

    • @huntercheadle2679
      @huntercheadle2679 Год назад +17

      Man got "Tywin'ed" tragic 😔

    • @soapbox4u422
      @soapbox4u422 Год назад +11

      Bro actually never misses 💀💀

    • @cboyaustin90337
      @cboyaustin90337 Год назад +11

      So he’s a father and a stepbrother to his own children 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @wabc2336
      @wabc2336 Год назад +2

      @@cboyaustin90337 step half brother

  • @yoshee2532
    @yoshee2532 Год назад +28

    Griffy’s acting just gets better every video put out 🙌
    And I’m here for it all !

  • @Friendly_G
    @Friendly_G Год назад +10

    "Fuled my drive, my power, we stay hungry... we devour" - Saul Goodman

  • @jasong7728
    @jasong7728 Год назад +637

    This is a very good reason as to why people work out

    • @animetrash9110
      @animetrash9110 Год назад +2

      My content better

    • @ohhsooill
      @ohhsooill Год назад +25

      @@animetrash9110 then why is trash in your username 🤔

    • @REXae86
      @REXae86 Год назад +4

      As someone who works out, agree.

    • @queennekos6557
      @queennekos6557 Год назад

      I don't wanna fight the mentally challenged but i did start working out do more damage 😅 i have grown so fond of my triceps and leg muscles in the process though...

  • @chrisgrace8081
    @chrisgrace8081 Год назад +770

    “The whole school was painted red, I even murdered the Special Ed
    The janitors and the lunch ladies, 12 to her chest like Tom Brady”
    Lmfao it made me think of his rap after he said he aired that bih out

    • @sreemapaul4943
      @sreemapaul4943 Год назад +59

      Seen Jeff, my favourite bully
      Blew out that n**** rib cage

    • @alexkosin4597
      @alexkosin4597 Год назад +4

      What's the name of the song ?

    • @sreemapaul4943
      @sreemapaul4943 Год назад +1

      @@alexkosin4597 when the school shooter comes to the studio long beach Griffin

    • @raftermanhoward1883
      @raftermanhoward1883 Год назад +30

      @@alexkosin4597 "When the school shooter comes to the studio"

    • @jamaalwalker4140
      @jamaalwalker4140 Год назад +7

      Continuity

  • @michaelstewart6983
    @michaelstewart6983 Год назад +33

    Griff..... you. Are. The. Goat. Undeniably. I thank you for getting me through the day. Hopefully some day, I'll get to meet you.

  • @CRMdrifter
    @CRMdrifter Год назад +18

    Never stop making videos Griffy 😂😂

  • @tahirravat131
    @tahirravat131 Год назад +5877

    I have a special needs kid, this comedy is gold. Never stop Griffy

  • @azel8rrp169
    @azel8rrp169 Год назад +685

    This speaks to me. My first day in Kindergarten, I got beat up by a special ed kid. We shared the playground during recess and I was not expecting it at all. I'll never forget it. I grew an unrelenting hatred for school and strangers after that. If I didn't know any better, I'd say I became an introvert that day. Thanks Griffy, for making me remember my trauma in a funny way. It's like therapy. Love your channel 😁

    • @sauravVocals
      @sauravVocals Год назад +103

      Hey dude, don't buy an AR-15

    • @mtsfmmm5521
      @mtsfmmm5521 Год назад +16

      How did you get beat by a special ed

    • @andrek6920
      @andrek6920 Год назад +133

      @@mtsfmmm5521 Niggas strong

    • @kyroslevi8106
      @kyroslevi8106 Год назад +5

      did you beat them up yet?

    • @victorandrade7940
      @victorandrade7940 Год назад +43

      Only a rematch will overcome the trauma 🙏

  • @Ultra_Instinct_Jaune_Arc
    @Ultra_Instinct_Jaune_Arc Год назад +27

    Bro went the whole baki training just to fight the mentally disabled
    But now im wondering what will his wife,his dad and his children would react to the power and accomplishment he had obtained from this

  • @halodevil5083
    @halodevil5083 Год назад +10

    3:20
    that last part killed me

  • @jesseasher7706
    @jesseasher7706 Год назад +1670

    Griffy is a national treasure....This man must be protected at all cost 😂😂😂

    • @containsthestrange3902
      @containsthestrange3902 Год назад +15

      Maybe think of your own comment to use?

    • @sergnio
      @sergnio Год назад +13

      I'm excited for the day that I never see this exact comment ever again 🙃

    • @BendApparatus
      @BendApparatus Год назад

      @@containsthestrange3902 but in this case scenario... isn't it appropriate?
      I mean Griffy was beaten by a retarded ni***... clearly he needs protection..!

    • @davidwhite2561
      @davidwhite2561 Год назад +8

      Yeah yeah yeah there's hundreds of you that say this in literally every Griffey video. You're a clone.

    • @namesurname9668
      @namesurname9668 Год назад

      Especially how that algorithm is now after him. Dude EASILY got like a mil views. I know this fluctuates from time to time. But this worrying. Alot of dudes preaching the truth ia being scalped. Griffy is a hero mayne.

  • @lz_377
    @lz_377 Год назад +635

    At this point I’m convinced Griff is just seeing what he can get away with! 😂

    • @tylerknowles2408
      @tylerknowles2408 Год назад +14

      He has 3 strikes to find out, why not lol

    • @LucidLando
      @LucidLando Год назад

      I’ve been thinkin that every new video

    • @YSleepish
      @YSleepish Год назад +3

      he makes funny videos, hes not running a fkin social experiment

    • @infamousglory7771
      @infamousglory7771 Год назад

      Oh yeaaa😂😂😂😂

  • @PhonkAttack4DX
    @PhonkAttack4DX 7 месяцев назад +5

    'my wife left me, for my father' 😂😂😂💀

  • @MrPunching
    @MrPunching Год назад +5

    0:39 the scream got me. 🤣🤣

  • @purpleguy97355
    @purpleguy97355 Год назад +883

    Griffy like always testing the limits of what he can do without getting canceled. Idk how you manage to be so funny without crossing the line everytime 😂.

    • @vaasugadiparthi2372
      @vaasugadiparthi2372 Год назад +84

      He's definitely crossed the line multiple times but still gets away with it. Tbh I'm all for it

    • @dominiquelui1267
      @dominiquelui1267 Год назад +27

      @@vaasugadiparthi2372 He can't be canclled. Thats why he's the GOAT

    • @TwinBladeFury
      @TwinBladeFury Год назад +40

      He ain't testing no limits lmao, he doesn't cross the line, he RUNS past it

    • @BeefyZawg
      @BeefyZawg Год назад +5

      He ain't even say anything extreme

    • @JROCK50054
      @JROCK50054 Год назад +12

      @@BeefyZawg Lol these things you think aren't extreme, I've seen people get attacked on the internet for a lot less. The difference is that Griffy doesn't give a fuck.

  • @miloxyunto6545
    @miloxyunto6545 Год назад +29

    Why? XD
    3:34
    Why was that last word needed ? It killed me. This is too funny.

  • @UELPOLO
    @UELPOLO Год назад +15

    Griffeys storytelling is getting a lot better.

  • @rjramsey6538
    @rjramsey6538 Год назад +2

    Bro i love coming back to these skits they make me laugh so damn much

  • @XagonogaX
    @XagonogaX Год назад +310

    One of the most finest LBG videos in a while. Well directed and acted, and a healthy mix of self-awareness.

    • @cyanprince00
      @cyanprince00 Год назад +11

      Very aware, a proper LBGTQ+ video. Griffy knows how to spread his message!

    • @YSleepish
      @YSleepish Год назад +2

      @@cyanprince00 not the only thing he be spreading 0_0

    • @cyanprince00
      @cyanprince00 Год назад +1

      @@YSleepish 😳🤯

  • @pink_magical_girl
    @pink_magical_girl Год назад +257

    I had a special needs grown ass man punch me in the middle of my back in a half empty skating rink with my 3 year old toddler and I trying to get to the skate floor. These folks be strong af and I took my child and ran cause the chaperones they had didn't have control of them. It was painful

    • @zyuukii
      @zyuukii Год назад +10

      😹😹

    • @chemicalcreations2022
      @chemicalcreations2022 Год назад +46

      Origin story right here.

    • @pink_magical_girl
      @pink_magical_girl Год назад +2

      @@chemicalcreations2022 😂😂😂😂

    • @cloclo5290
      @cloclo5290 Год назад +32

      I would’ve went to beat up his care giver cause wth 😭

    • @pink_magical_girl
      @pink_magical_girl Год назад +9

      @@cloclo5290 yeah idk I was so scared I just used the fight or flight and flew ✈️

  • @detroy1234
    @detroy1234 Год назад +6

    Learning to harness your anger as a motivator is underrated

  • @ChrisVeras1
    @ChrisVeras1 4 месяца назад +2

    “He chased me like a Call of Duty Zombie”
    AY-FUCKIN-YOOOOOOO!!!! Griffy is undefeated

  • @shirothehero3021
    @shirothehero3021 Год назад +110

    “It’s a LongBeachGriffey video, are you new here?” should be the opening line to every one of your videos from now on

    • @niyioloyede7733
      @niyioloyede7733 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂 Nah shit was unexpected

  • @bombculus5621
    @bombculus5621 Год назад +85

    “Fight one of gods accidents” had me dead

    • @Respect2theFallen
      @Respect2theFallen Год назад +1

      Literally said Oh my fucking right at that point 🤣😂🤣

  • @fabioalvesshow
    @fabioalvesshow 2 месяца назад +1

    "Damn Kratos" 😂

  • @Sizdothyx
    @Sizdothyx Год назад +43

    Real talk: mentally handicapped people have some insane strength. It's like the mental blockers on them are just gone. I pissed one off (I was a little shit once upon a time) and he swung at me and only hit my shoulder, but it was like getting hit by a car: raw, head-on and sent me tumbling into another student.

    • @ricardokojin7
      @ricardokojin7 Год назад +11

      True, thankfully I've come to learn they are terrible at dodging (kidding)

    • @user-ys3qm1mm6j
      @user-ys3qm1mm6j 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Sizdothyx no kidding,they are not gods accidents they are god's hidden soldiers.

  • @appleb0btime
    @appleb0btime Год назад +90

    I sincerely hope that Griffy stays invincible on RUclips.
    Your humor is too wonderful to be censored.

  • @Corous_Soe
    @Corous_Soe Год назад +13

    I swear people be having full back stories fully fleshed out and everything.

  • @saivyia
    @saivyia Год назад

    Man this is the funniest video i have ever seen. Thank you! Keep em coming.

  • @georgerafa5041
    @georgerafa5041 Год назад +7

    When he said "revenge" I absolutely lost it 🤣

  • @shadowmomochiuchiha6839
    @shadowmomochiuchiha6839 Год назад +13

    this turned into an anime backstory to a speech for the better of the world

  • @grap3soda32
    @grap3soda32 Год назад +13

    1:12 brooo lol😂 bro “simple jack” with a great Tropic Thunder reference 👏🏽

  • @pizzatparker
    @pizzatparker Год назад +1

    "I liked it. I was good at it. I was alive."

  • @aliam4993
    @aliam4993 Год назад +11

    I can't stop laughing the moment Griffy mentioned Kratos 😂😂😂

  • @nicoflight3982
    @nicoflight3982 Год назад +19

    1:00 me personally I wouldn't take that level of disrespect.

    • @sergencalgan7862
      @sergencalgan7862 10 месяцев назад

      "HaHa yOu geT bEaT uP By rEtaRted N*gGas" 😂

    • @DAVE11
      @DAVE11 3 месяца назад

      That's why he's here 😭

  • @martinyaurivilca6007
    @martinyaurivilca6007 Год назад +13

    “Damn Kratos” 😭😭

  • @Domtronic
    @Domtronic Год назад +5

    Geez, balls of steel. My favorite kind of comedian.

  • @RealEstateBaby
    @RealEstateBaby Год назад +3

    Whenever my day could be better, it gets better from a longbeachgriffy video

    • @alfonsoapolinar6579
      @alfonsoapolinar6579 Год назад

      I recommend the alien visiting one his laughter is just way to contagious

  • @youngak4713
    @youngak4713 Год назад +14

    1:56 Damn Batman!! 🤣

  • @Violet1234
    @Violet1234 Год назад +157

    A very valid reason for everyone to work out, stay safe everyone

    • @marlom7882
      @marlom7882 Год назад +4

      My reason for working is actually pretty similar to his

  • @moussadjounaidi3857
    @moussadjounaidi3857 Год назад

    I didn’t search this video it popped out of nowhere 😂😂😂😂 I’m loving it gotta subscribe asap

  • @martez_da_real
    @martez_da_real Год назад +8

    Griffy needs to be in next Scary Movie. His acting is so real and funny at the same time🤣

  • @shadowmomochiuchiha6839
    @shadowmomochiuchiha6839 Год назад +24

    "damn kratos"😂

  • @LEXICON-DEVIL
    @LEXICON-DEVIL Год назад +14

    1:49 😆 That Sponge Bob blink though.

  • @xXBadCompanyEliteXx
    @xXBadCompanyEliteXx Год назад +2

    Never stop doing what you do!

  • @Jordanthecool7
    @Jordanthecool7 Год назад +4

    Pain and regret is probably the biggest motivator for working out ( and for other forms of self improvement ). It gives you the mental capacity and the discipline to keep going .

  • @EjRidenhour
    @EjRidenhour Год назад +319

    Let’s be real we all started because we want girls but as you go on and stay consistent you fall in love with improving yourself you don’t focus on females I literally work out for fun now it’s the best feeling

    • @quietcontender6969
      @quietcontender6969 Год назад +25

      This right here. I feel better and clothes look better on me. Also incase shot pops off I can confidently defend myself.

    • @jacksoman7648
      @jacksoman7648 Год назад +42

      Nah forget girls I was just getting bullied for being skinny and finally had enough

    • @Green18765
      @Green18765 Год назад +37

      I'm a strong independent man, I don't need no woman!

    • @Baikou
      @Baikou Год назад +42

      Started working out to get more attention from girls. But when I started getting girls asking me how they can get a butt like mine, that's when I realized... I no longer work out for them...I now work out to show them what they are not worthy of having.

    • @samsonthewyrm9396
      @samsonthewyrm9396 Год назад

      @@Green18765 mint

  • @eziokenway
    @eziokenway Год назад +60

    The "unfortunately not" is always so well delivered

  • @ramiropicos8336
    @ramiropicos8336 Год назад +1

    How does this guy keep making hilarious shit?!?! 😂

  • @_iimagiCc
    @_iimagiCc Год назад +10

    1:29 then something just snapped something inside of him

  • @Sk-lq2bp
    @Sk-lq2bp Год назад +30

    3:31 man, even his laugh is too funny 😆

  • @shirothehero3021
    @shirothehero3021 Год назад +62

    “Running at me like a COD zombie” got me in tears!!!!

  • @treveonmccurty6329
    @treveonmccurty6329 Год назад +6

    “I aired that special education class tf out”😭😭💀💀man got no chill

  • @whoozyyy
    @whoozyyy Год назад +1

    “Aggressively unprovoked”

  • @dr.dickgivens
    @dr.dickgivens Год назад +16

    2:20 I don’t know why but that was the funniest part “con-congratulations?” 😂😂😂

  • @TimRosales750
    @TimRosales750 Год назад +10

    That random scream in the background at 2:44 made that line more unsettling…

    • @DAVE11
      @DAVE11 3 месяца назад

      Bumping up the quality

  • @madfox1253
    @madfox1253 Год назад +1

    I love the tropic thunder line witch to this day is still a freaking funny movie

  • @strikingsarcophagus
    @strikingsarcophagus Год назад +2

    "What was I supposed to do with Simple Jack?" 💀 He can't keep getting away with thiiiiis

  • @norivixen1877
    @norivixen1877 Год назад +317

    as someone who has a brother who is special needs this frickin comedy gold 😂

    • @therealistshow9335
      @therealistshow9335 Год назад +2

      Nobody cares

    • @ninjireal
      @ninjireal Год назад +20

      @@therealistshow9335 I care

    • @cheezi1141
      @cheezi1141 Год назад +13

      @@therealistshow9335 aint nobody asked u to care 😂😂

    • @viearya
      @viearya Год назад +10

      i love how it’s everyone BUT actual special needs ppl saying this ☠️

    • @therealistshow9335
      @therealistshow9335 Год назад

      @@viearya Im in a wheelchair but I didn't say nothing because it's the fucking internet , noone cares lol

  • @HankGreenburg
    @HankGreenburg Год назад +63

    Happens to all of us at some point in our lives.

  • @AlphaStarkiller
    @AlphaStarkiller 4 месяца назад +1

    The yell gets me every time 🤣😂

  • @catmuffin371
    @catmuffin371 Год назад +1

    I wanna see the bloopers I feel like it would be funny af

  • @themindelectricdemo4
    @themindelectricdemo4 Год назад +13

    bro has an entire villain backstory 💀

  • @fluce721
    @fluce721 Год назад +82

    Brooooo💀💀💀. The emotion, the rage, the passion, I swear griffy never fails... almost had me convinced I was watching a real movie... put this guy in a movie!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
    P.S. I'm convinced this actually happened! That acting was done out of experience 🤣👌🏾

  • @saharanemigrant6095
    @saharanemigrant6095 Год назад +4

    griffy's content is hilarious. and his elocution is as good as the best theatre actors.

  • @mikeonochie7548
    @mikeonochie7548 Год назад +1

    Lmaooo haven''t watched this guy inna min..still funny as ever😂😂😂

  • @magicianwizard4294
    @magicianwizard4294 Год назад +12

    At 0:40 I was like is this what I think this is? And in the next 15 seconds my thoughts were confirmed. Never get cancelled king.

  • @jamesmcgregor7946
    @jamesmcgregor7946 Год назад +8

    “Damn Kratoss” That got me😂

  • @howlingwolfawooo8129
    @howlingwolfawooo8129 Год назад +4

    I died when he said “he came at me like a call of duty zombie screaming”

  • @user-sy7vy2ed2u
    @user-sy7vy2ed2u 11 месяцев назад +1

    It's 1am and Griffy got me trying to not wake up everyone from my laughing ass.

  • @shr1m
    @shr1m Год назад +9

    "damn kratos" killed me i love your vids man so funny

  • @justdev21
    @justdev21 Год назад +17

    "Fight one of God's accidents" 😂😭 nah Griffy u Wildin

  • @jotarokujo2638
    @jotarokujo2638 Год назад +1

    Every time you think you might see where the video is coming Griffy finds a way to surprise you

  • @jamalabusiam1998
    @jamalabusiam1998 Год назад

    I love that last second

  • @w3_9im9inmarz2
    @w3_9im9inmarz2 Год назад +13

    1:43 Gilbert grapes is crazy 😂😂

  • @narvelletuck6198
    @narvelletuck6198 Год назад +15

    I love that his baby responds to his noises 00:45, as if he’s saying “Daddy shut up!” Lol

  • @411smiths
    @411smiths Год назад

    Aint seen you in a minute but this shit good

  • @nathancuevas1238
    @nathancuevas1238 Год назад

    Holy shit this man! Never stop bro