How recruiters are at the beginning of month vs at the end with no contracts

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  • @73dustpan
    @73dustpan 6 лет назад +14310

    I remember when they would call me none stop after i graduated from high school. After I went off about aliens and how I’ve been communicating with them they stopped calling.

    • @elcuh9506
      @elcuh9506 6 лет назад +665

      lmao

    • @slinky2237
      @slinky2237 6 лет назад +1987

      *writes that down in notepad*

    • @5.5.Below.5
      @5.5.Below.5 6 лет назад +105

      Nice!

    • @5.5.Below.5
      @5.5.Below.5 6 лет назад +48

      @Punx is idol and noise lmbo!!!!

    • @starman7645
      @starman7645 5 лет назад +447

      You'll be perfect for the space marines

  • @lowkeylaw
    @lowkeylaw 7 лет назад +11987

    "I dont wanna join the army, I wanna join the Airforce!! Mamaaaa" lmao

  • @Scorpiuszeroone
    @Scorpiuszeroone 7 лет назад +9653

    Better the Army gets you rather than Chief Petty Officer Dingleberry LOL.

    • @Dom-py2ow
      @Dom-py2ow 7 лет назад +563

      Scorpiuszeroone Look achu, lookin like a whole snack.

    • @fernandoflores7902
      @fernandoflores7902 7 лет назад +325

      Carlos Bailey "we're into you... uh into you joining the Navy"

    • @tycisaughticy8137
      @tycisaughticy8137 7 лет назад +246

      "We're gunna get the seaman outta you... Mmhm."

    • @tycisaughticy8137
      @tycisaughticy8137 7 лет назад +95

      "We're gunna get the seaman outta you... mmhm."

    • @tycisaughticy8137
      @tycisaughticy8137 7 лет назад +50

      "We're gunna get the seaman outta you... mmhm."

  • @bulletclub4life
    @bulletclub4life 3 года назад +705

    They didnt want me after I told them I would have to be a sergeant on day 1 because I would be carrying over my Halo 3 experience...

    • @DivineMercySaves
      @DivineMercySaves 3 года назад +38

      LMAO nice. I played a shit ton of all the Halo's back in the day. Scored expert in rifle marksmanship first test when I joined the Marines. Funnily enough my best shooting position was the sitting position. Maybe there's something to that?

    • @yt-sh
      @yt-sh 3 года назад

      xD

    • @Jøtani-icecoldjp
      @Jøtani-icecoldjp 3 года назад +3

      Damn they missed out

    • @MC-bo6ql
      @MC-bo6ql 3 года назад +4

      Shame because once The Covenant start invading earth they won't have Halo players to slightly make their win a bit harder.

    • @chickensauce85
      @chickensauce85 13 дней назад

      😭😭

  • @thatguythatdoesstuff7448
    @thatguythatdoesstuff7448 3 года назад +1317

    "If you don't sign up, Sgt. Chavez is going to lose his job as a recruiter and could lose his life when he has to go fight overseas. You don't want that on your head do you?" - Actual statement made to me by Sgt. Chavez's CO.
    Sgt. Chavez's name plate was not at that desk the next time I walked by the recruiting office.

    • @Drayo66
      @Drayo66 3 года назад +301

      Lol, holy shit you killed that 'foo

    • @acevergel1999
      @acevergel1999 3 года назад +10

      So you join?

    • @thatguythatdoesstuff7448
      @thatguythatdoesstuff7448 3 года назад +131

      @@acevergel1999 I enlisted later in the Air Force. However, was DQ'd at MEPS the day I was supposed to leave for supposedly having a heart murmur.

    • @nonoah4284
      @nonoah4284 3 года назад +26

      Shit you not my recruiter's name is Chief Petty Officer Chavez.

    • @xerxesriddle1821
      @xerxesriddle1821 3 года назад +78

      Ummm 🖐😃 sgt. Chavez needs to take responsibility for what he signed up for.

  • @KJ4rd
    @KJ4rd 7 лет назад +8499

    "you guys need a job, right?"
    "nah, i trap"

    • @TheLaBoyChannel
      @TheLaBoyChannel 6 лет назад +577

      The man sells drugs lol

    • @HYPARA
      @HYPARA 6 лет назад +75

      I laughed so hard at that..

    • @beast22603
      @beast22603 5 лет назад +35

      Daniel71 no nigga he sells drugs 😂

    • @kodingkrusader2765
      @kodingkrusader2765 5 лет назад +53

      @@Lucifer-qt9gh unless youre selling in gangland (this was suburbia) youre not going to worry about dying. And if youre not stupid you wont go to jail either. Gotta lay off the propaganda my dude

    • @Saephaan
      @Saephaan 4 года назад +5

      arnold jayeola it’s a form of singing similar to rap but with different rythm and style.

  • @lordbrobert1884
    @lordbrobert1884 7 лет назад +2376

    Got'cho ass now

    • @EoThorne
      @EoThorne 7 лет назад +32

      Nacho gas now

    • @Dom-py2ow
      @Dom-py2ow 7 лет назад +40

      Freedom_Ninja You know you fucked up right?

    • @conanthebarbarian8783
      @conanthebarbarian8783 7 лет назад +8

      Freedom_Ninja shittttt hahahaha

    • @B-Rai87
      @B-Rai87 7 лет назад +12

      That should be on a shirt... HAHAHAHAHA!!! but SARGE

    • @laurasanchez7105
      @laurasanchez7105 7 лет назад +6

      and i ain't letting go

  • @ghostbear200123
    @ghostbear200123 7 лет назад +5982

    "I, state your name.......... .”
    Made the monthly quota.
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @hyperboria
      @hyperboria 7 лет назад +53

      +Drizzythesnizzy bruh you're dumb, he's saying "I, (state your name) do solemnly swear..." not Ight state your name do solemnly swear

    • @bigbandzalways9591
      @bigbandzalways9591 6 лет назад +13

      Drizzythesnizzy nahhh no tf you want 😭💀 dumbass

    • @roshanxanovavych4698
      @roshanxanovavych4698 6 лет назад +6

      So what will happen if you didnt make the monthly quota?

    • @yunggod4420
      @yunggod4420 6 лет назад +6

      roshan xanovavych could get fired from that job and instead of a recruiter do another job

    • @ghostbear200123
      @ghostbear200123 6 лет назад +3

      Michael Reyes 5th Marines 88-92.
      SEMPER FI‼️🍻

  • @SereneSagaStories
    @SereneSagaStories 3 года назад +1250

    Can confirm. Recruiter was like 'Hey, when you go to MEPS, I'll take you to Hooters afterwards.' The day for MEPS comes, and hes acting real upset that I remembered it and held him to it.

    • @HotspurFC-cu6ny
      @HotspurFC-cu6ny 3 года назад +43

      Did he end up taking you

    • @SereneSagaStories
      @SereneSagaStories 3 года назад +215

      @@HotspurFC-cu6ny Only because I raised hell

    • @HotspurFC-cu6ny
      @HotspurFC-cu6ny 3 года назад +46

      @@SereneSagaStories hey man that was definitely worth it 😂😂😂😂

    • @SereneSagaStories
      @SereneSagaStories 3 года назад +124

      @@HotspurFC-cu6ny Being honest herre: It was probably the worst visit to Hooters I ever had. I think the Recruiting Sergeant was intentionally making it as painful as possible. He moped like a kicked puppy the entire time (He was buying after all, though I wasn't an asshole about it)

    • @elcondepatula
      @elcondepatula 2 года назад +45

      @@SereneSagaStories his wife or daughter was probably working there and wasnt allowded to comp his shit anymore…

  • @stevenfoster9402
    @stevenfoster9402 6 лет назад +4894

    A.R.M.Y
    Air force Rejected Me Yesterday

    • @nelswolf
      @nelswolf 6 лет назад +266

      spell it as Airforce or Air-force or else it's shorten as A.F.R.M.Y.

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 6 лет назад +113

      Finally! I was wondering what the Airforce called the Army besides ground pounders

    • @lancecooly8845
      @lancecooly8845 6 лет назад +180

      ARMY.
      Aren’t Ready Marines Yet.

    • @dan8532
      @dan8532 6 лет назад +291

      I always say if you are too dumb for the AF, too smart for the Marines, and not gay enough for the Navy you go Army

    • @billymullins1357
      @billymullins1357 6 лет назад +99

      My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.

  • @dollarduke5430
    @dollarduke5430 7 лет назад +3372

    they way they rolled up😂😂😂😂

    • @patrickcoyle5469
      @patrickcoyle5469 7 лет назад +330

      I think we just saw a drive-by recruiting.

    • @drlca6601
      @drlca6601 7 лет назад +18

      In Ms. Doubtfire voice: "It was a run-by recruiting!"

    • @alex6306
      @alex6306 7 лет назад

      *The

    • @Von.NorthEnd
      @Von.NorthEnd 5 лет назад +13

      Hey homie
      Yeah i see em right there cuz

    • @rogerandres837
      @rogerandres837 4 года назад +1

      heh

  • @MrEntei
    @MrEntei 7 лет назад +6524

    Damnnnn how he throw that pamphlet so far 😂😂😂

    • @patrickcoyle5469
      @patrickcoyle5469 7 лет назад +636

      It's the latest army technology, with chump-seeking capability.

    • @beachbum23
      @beachbum23 7 лет назад +84

      JJ or JayJizzle Knife hand game strong

    • @drewpit7936
      @drewpit7936 7 лет назад +212

      that shit went farther than kim's missile tests

    • @Daniel-vb4tj
      @Daniel-vb4tj 7 лет назад +14

      It's a card

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 7 лет назад +68

      When you need to meet your quota for the month, you'll throw it.

  • @LiveInChristPurpose4You
    @LiveInChristPurpose4You 7 лет назад +3611

    Music in the background 🤣😆😆😂😂😂😂

    • @slainbyjp
      @slainbyjp 6 лет назад +5

      Alex A what song

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 6 лет назад +14

      Alex A it’s called still by Geto boys

    • @thetorguy849
      @thetorguy849 5 лет назад

      What song!?!? WHAAAAAT SOOOOOOONG!?!?

    • @axelcordova8262
      @axelcordova8262 5 лет назад

      @@thetorguy849 does this help? ruclips.net/video/eF8c3BjFWsw/видео.html

    • @jont2576
      @jont2576 3 года назад

      U mean office space song.

  • @winnie2x682
    @winnie2x682 3 года назад +1562

    I remember I went in about 10lbs “overweight” and I swear to god the recruiter was like “you needa cut back on the tortillas” 💀

    • @datcatsavedme7071
      @datcatsavedme7071 3 года назад +30

      Right?! And I was 70 lighter when I met him for the first time

    • @timmy3287
      @timmy3287 3 года назад +17

      gosh*^ for God, do not use God’s name in vain 😇🙏❤️❤️

    • @keynesianeconomics4113
      @keynesianeconomics4113 3 года назад +31

      @@timmy3287 Jesus Christ, you need to lighten up. Fucking hell.

    • @datcatsavedme7071
      @datcatsavedme7071 3 года назад +59

      @@timmy3287 not everyone refers to your god when they say Omg I’m saying it to Buddha for goodness sake

    • @kaine6076
      @kaine6076 3 года назад +37

      @@timmy3287 no one cares bruh

  • @richardgibson2450
    @richardgibson2450 5 лет назад +1730

    I had been in the Army for 3 years and was sitting in Korea when the AF recruiter sent me a letter to join the AF

    • @StormCentral1998
      @StormCentral1998 4 года назад +227

      I had been in the navy for 3 years and got a call asking if I wanted to join the marines while at work.

    • @alimanski7941
      @alimanski7941 3 года назад +138

      Got a call from the civilian reintegration unit, a few days after I signed a 3 year extension. I thought they were mocking me.

    • @thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529
      @thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 3 года назад +15

      he was offering you after your term ends ;)

    • @amauricarroll315
      @amauricarroll315 3 года назад +3

      So did you ever join?

    • @theminuteman7611
      @theminuteman7611 3 года назад +10

      I'm in the airforce now and when I was learning Chinese at DLI the Marines kept calling me non-stop

  • @DavidBarryOfficial
    @DavidBarryOfficial 7 лет назад +6932

    Them army recruiters are THIRSTY

    • @superfan2586
      @superfan2586 7 лет назад +69

      Dave Banner fr my dude

    • @legendofthefall7082
      @legendofthefall7082 7 лет назад +360

      I'm 18 and I've been talking to recruiters, honestly in my experience Marine recruiters are even worse

    • @wad5907
      @wad5907 7 лет назад +231

      They get their asses chewed out if they don't have a certain amount of contracts, and I think the army has a higher quota than other branches. Not sure though.

    • @snazzyjesus2957
      @snazzyjesus2957 7 лет назад +80

      my marine recruiter honestly isn't that bad, he's way better than my army recruiter in my opinion

    • @wfnabors
      @wfnabors 7 лет назад +279

      Dave Banner I still have a Army recruiter trying to contact me.. and I'm stationed with the Marine Artillery Detachment at Fort Sill 😂

  • @chris7285
    @chris7285 7 лет назад +3642

    I hate it when they rush you. Like its a pretty big decision. Its not like we're deciding wether we want chocolate or vanilla ice cream. The guy who was trying to recruit me went as far as buying me a free sub which was cool but i hope he didn't use that subway as bait. Also he kept saying things like "well have you made your decision yet" only 3 days after meeting him.

    • @groundshakersociety6637
      @groundshakersociety6637 6 лет назад +360

      Chris A recruiter asked me on the first damn day lol

    • @Player500-1
      @Player500-1 6 лет назад +597

      You let them rush you...it's you life put your foot down and let them know you'll think about it and get back to them when you're ready! And yes the sub was bait ain't nothing free 😂

    • @JetsxSkull
      @JetsxSkull 6 лет назад +8

      LMFAO!!!

    • @grunt2926
      @grunt2926 6 лет назад +8

      Same here but the job I was looking at closed the same week so YOLO

    • @t7emonic792
      @t7emonic792 6 лет назад +56

      Damn my army recruiter just bought me a sub the other day and wants me to sign to a job next week

  • @vaffanculo5085
    @vaffanculo5085 7 лет назад +5264

    I had a recruiter call out to me from his car, I see that he was in the army so I really didn't mind walking to some strangers car (Plus I had a friend with me) and he looked me dead in the eyes and started digging in this big ass bag for like 20 seconds without saying a word (I thought he was selling drugs at one point because of how strange this was.) Then he pulled out a key chain and a card and ask if I was interested in joining.

    • @glitchxedfix134
      @glitchxedfix134 6 лет назад +376

      Yea next time u see that u better run😂u could've been involved in a potential hit

    • @sgt.kanxkix9945
      @sgt.kanxkix9945 5 лет назад +93

      Jakazu oh hell nawww!! Gansgta army nigga

    • @sgt.kanxkix9945
      @sgt.kanxkix9945 5 лет назад +10

      Alex Buyita awwww someone is salty lol

    • @thetorguy849
      @thetorguy849 5 лет назад +4

      @@sgt.kanxkix9945 salty no recruiter wanted them 😂

    • @Space_C0wb0y420
      @Space_C0wb0y420 5 лет назад +225

      *pulls out gun* “you joining the Army today nigga.”

  • @Adam-gn4oo
    @Adam-gn4oo 5 лет назад +515

    a recruiter once offered me a car to sign up how dumb does he think i am i would never take that deal... but anways does anyone wanna see my new car.

  • @h2ddengamers44
    @h2ddengamers44 4 года назад +283

    I remember in highschool when an Marine corps recruiter came. One kid walked up to them and said he had more opportunities for jobs in the coast guard and the recruiter flipped the table and looked at him like he was crazy 😂

  • @Scorpiuszeroone
    @Scorpiuszeroone 7 лет назад +1338

    B...b...b..but....Sarge....???

  • @mr.fartworthy6818
    @mr.fartworthy6818 7 лет назад +720

    your sadistic laugh always gets me chuckling.

    • @lillyL444
      @lillyL444 5 лет назад +2

      Mr. Fartworthy 😂

  • @tyman2323
    @tyman2323 7 лет назад +944

    "I don't wanna join army I wanna join Air Force ma maaaaaaaaaaaa"

    • @iamsuperperfect4605
      @iamsuperperfect4605 7 лет назад +31

      #ChairForce

    • @kristaguertin400
      @kristaguertin400 4 года назад +1

      vic mackey which do you like better?

    • @chef9524
      @chef9524 4 года назад +6

      I’m joining Air Force. Them benefits are just to good to pass up.

    • @Jefff72
      @Jefff72 2 года назад

      Air Force vet and Army civilian. Air Force is full of BS. I worked on jets and maintenance are the grunts of the Air Force.

  • @vividly94
    @vividly94 7 лет назад +1949

    Army = high risk, high reward
    Airforce = military nerds
    Marines = same thing as navy
    Navy = Uncle Sam's Boat Club

    • @jaydenshepard7928
      @jaydenshepard7928 6 лет назад +466

      Coast Guards = The Unicorns of the Military

    • @Logger1010
      @Logger1010 6 лет назад +161

      Coast guard and navy are the real ones protecting America

    • @IMSvideos13
      @IMSvideos13 6 лет назад +154

      Coast Guard - Navy wannabes

    • @antegeia6517
      @antegeia6517 6 лет назад +324

      Oh come on man , the marines are not like the navy lmao

    • @urekmazino6800
      @urekmazino6800 6 лет назад +25

      Ian Kovalcik bullcrap. What are you a lover of the chairforce?

  • @DirtCheapFU
    @DirtCheapFU 3 года назад +152

    I remember my recruiter calling my cellphone one morning, while i was at school. "Im outside. We need to talk". 9/11/01

    • @rapthaleyamakuro6073
      @rapthaleyamakuro6073 3 года назад +13

      Please tell me more, i bet its interesting

    • @cfoxaskew
      @cfoxaskew 3 года назад

      Come on breh, gimme the deets

    • @DirtCheapFU
      @DirtCheapFU 3 года назад +39

      It wasn't crazy details. Just recruiter keeping a high school kid, in his senior year, calm and explaining I can still back out of enlisting. I still went through I still went through with it. 12y8mo. Airborne, air assault. 2 non-combat, 2 combat tours.

    • @chrisstarring2991
      @chrisstarring2991 3 года назад +1

      @@DirtCheapFU what unit did you serve in? 173? 101? 82?

    • @DirtCheapFU
      @DirtCheapFU 3 года назад +10

      @@chrisstarring2991 mostly 63rd ESB, 35th signal under 82d. Then 15th signal while attached to 1-506.

  • @donaldmikulec4332
    @donaldmikulec4332 4 года назад +118

    Recruiter: "I, state your name."
    Recruit: "I, state your name."
    I loved Stripes.

  • @KryptoSaiyan9001
    @KryptoSaiyan9001 7 лет назад +1394

    do a video about PT and branches.

    • @WookieWoman
      @WookieWoman 7 лет назад +9

      KRYPTOSAIYAN 9001 Yesssss!

    • @Luis.M.Castillo
      @Luis.M.Castillo 7 лет назад +5

      KRYPTOSAIYAN 9001 Yyyyaaaassssssss

    • @blackwingfan94
      @blackwingfan94 7 лет назад +4

      please lol

    • @DGvelocity
      @DGvelocity 7 лет назад +14

      and this time add the coast guard and flutter kicks!

    • @thomash.4541
      @thomash.4541 7 лет назад +2

      Pffft, donchu know? Backbone gives no fucks 'bout the shit at Cape May!

  • @soiboi4497
    @soiboi4497 6 лет назад +876

    WW3 draft come out the cut like

    • @JetsxSkull
      @JetsxSkull 6 лет назад +5

      Fool!!!

    • @brysonbermes1264
      @brysonbermes1264 6 лет назад +8

      im hoping for a draft i wanna go into the military

    • @OriginalKingRichTv
      @OriginalKingRichTv 5 лет назад +21

      @@brysonbermes1264 without the benefits tho.....just enlist and get the benefits. I can't wait till I make everyone proud

    • @TheEagel123
      @TheEagel123 5 лет назад +10

      ...when WW3 about to happen so you enlist so you can get that Camaro enlistment $

    • @TnD_BigJax
      @TnD_BigJax 5 лет назад +8

      I hope a draft comes too. I'll dodge like a mufucker and shoot to kill anyone who comes after me for dodging.

  • @mellomob3914
    @mellomob3914 4 года назад +121

    I went to meet with my navy recruiter a few weeks back. The army recruiting office was next door. I literally didn't even get a chance to ring the bell for the navy office when this army recruiter busts out his office and asks for my name. He mistook me for someone else and then proceeded to ask if I wanted to join the army. I declined of course since I already had a meeting with the navy tho. I was like dayum they thirsty 💦

    • @haunts3479
      @haunts3479 3 года назад +5

      you go to the navy?

    • @briane173
      @briane173 3 года назад +9

      There is no worse look for a military recruiter than the look of desperation. I'd be running the other way....

  • @pauldoran3431
    @pauldoran3431 3 года назад +117

    As a former Army recruiter from 98-01, this is fairly accurate. I can relate.

  • @thegalapagos57
    @thegalapagos57 7 лет назад +301

    threw that pamplet like a shuriken 😂😂😂

  • @noblepolygon8694
    @noblepolygon8694 3 года назад +91

    I’ll never forget the look on my recruiters face when I walked in and said “If I sign today, how soon can I leave for bootcamp?” Even though I was from an affluent area, I wanted to get the hell out of the suburbs. 20 years later, Best decision I ever made.

  • @NeonGhostin
    @NeonGhostin 5 лет назад +69

    The one time being over weight worked out in my favor... had a recruiter calling me for weeks on in inviting me to go to their recruiting office, finally I said yes but only if theirs pizza when I get there.... army recruiter said nevermind once we met in person, I said thanks for the pizza! Never heard from them again...

    • @alyssaschultz6241
      @alyssaschultz6241 3 года назад +1

      How overweight are you that they did that?

    • @haunts3479
      @haunts3479 3 года назад +9

      @@alyssaschultz6241 likely obese since they put you through boot camp to get you fit which is 3 months so it isnt enough for very overweight people.

    • @beercules8608
      @beercules8608 3 года назад +10

      Could have worked out in your favor if they could get you into shape and save you from America's leading killer in heart disease.

    • @joshburner6515
      @joshburner6515 3 года назад +2

      They probably didn’t call you again cuz you failed the English section of the asvab

  • @stevengiles1827
    @stevengiles1827 6 лет назад +83

    The guy with the leg missing taking the shot last name is Fields. I was in 3-7 Cav at Ft. Stewart with him. He lost his leg I Baghdad of 05.

  • @JawBuster-qf8my
    @JawBuster-qf8my 3 года назад +18

    I had a marine recruiter call me and I didn’t pick up since I recognized the number. 30 minutes later he was at my door...

    • @Jefff72
      @Jefff72 2 года назад +5

      "We teach you to be homeless as shit!"

  • @IamSupreme333
    @IamSupreme333 7 лет назад +59

    The marines are even worse. In my city, the marine recruiter keeps coming to the houses of our future soldiers, harassing them to come over to the marines office😂

  • @colemccormick1671
    @colemccormick1671 6 лет назад +141

    Im talking to a marine corps recruiter right now and he's really tryna get me in as soon as possible😂

  • @1irustim
    @1irustim 7 лет назад +179

    PLEASE DO ANOTHER "HOW RECRUITERS BE IN EACH BRANCH OF THE MILITARY" VIDEO!!!!! YOU MUST!

    • @kumala5862
      @kumala5862 7 лет назад +3

      Marcus He sorta did that already

    • @1irustim
      @1irustim 7 лет назад +3

      Doctor Kumala I know I want a third! I need more Petty Officer Dingleberry, *smack* if ya know what I mean lol... The next one should be about what its like for someone returning to the recruiter after basic/boot camp!

    • @dilligaf1009
      @dilligaf1009 6 лет назад

      1irustim y'all gotta relieve the corpsmen though. I am retired navy but did that army/marine corps stuff, and was only gay a little bit. = )

  • @CptMoroni35
    @CptMoroni35 4 года назад +65

    As a former recruiter (I was voluntold, damn it), this is so on point! 😂😂😂😂

  • @joshsmith6135
    @joshsmith6135 6 лет назад +122

    This literally happened to me last week and I'm suddenly joining Army National Guard 😐

    • @newclouds544
      @newclouds544 6 лет назад +6

      Haha good luck 😂

    • @alanv2090
      @alanv2090 6 лет назад +13

      Haha I’m sorry bro. 8 years of your life for the guard

    • @027betz
      @027betz 4 года назад +2

      @r_ elentless01 3 yrs = barely any benefits

    • @diamondwolfpack6
      @diamondwolfpack6 3 года назад

      @r_ elentless01 nope national Guard is 3 years reserve and 5 years inactive reserve

  • @TheLatestWarrior
    @TheLatestWarrior 7 лет назад +165

    this shit is gold😂

  • @becnvhmarker3964
    @becnvhmarker3964 7 лет назад +123

    Legend has it if you comment early enough, Sergeant Yusha will reply.

  • @CptMoroni35
    @CptMoroni35 7 лет назад +51

    Oh Bro, that was SPOT ON!!!! I managed to survive Army Recruiting duty and this was so true for everyone in my office! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Lulu-ex7fc
    @Lulu-ex7fc 7 лет назад +63

    That recruiter's not just strong. He's ARMY strong.

  • @silvergaming5902
    @silvergaming5902 3 года назад +8

    I once told them I smoked crack to get a recruiter to stop texting and calling me he said “oh no yeah we can fix that” then he found out I had asthma and stopped calling lmao

    • @armybeef68
      @armybeef68 3 года назад

      Can you say, "Welcome to Wal-Mart"
      Oh, wait, your name is gaming, you still live in mommy's basement, and always will.

    • @silvergaming5902
      @silvergaming5902 3 года назад +2

      @@armybeef68 I am an IT professional who is currently working towards my masters degree but go off incel

  • @corywilliams5002
    @corywilliams5002 7 лет назад +61

    was a recruiter and that's so true yo hit me up yusha for a good idea

  • @lilamazon
    @lilamazon 7 лет назад +118

    totally agree. PT of each branch. can't wait lol

    • @WednesdayAddamsMW
      @WednesdayAddamsMW 6 лет назад +7

      lilamazon
      Air Force: How many times can you squeeze the trigger on your Xbox and/or Playstation controller in one minute? (Airmen aren't very physically active compared to the other branches. Most of their activity is waiting to actually do their jobs.)
      Navy: How many F words can you say in 1 minute? (Sailors swear a lot.)
      Army: How many push-ups can you do in 1 minute? (Can you do them with one arm?)
      Marine Corps: How far can you run before the DI says "I'm bored."?

    • @missivory_missraine
      @missivory_missraine 5 лет назад

      Marines: Heres a 6 mile hike plus 10 mile run plus Murphy. Go.

  • @MrVictorySauce
    @MrVictorySauce 7 лет назад +152

    Notice how everyone who has served regrets that they didn't join the Air Force and then they tell others to join the Air Force lol

    • @egg-rollsmith6303
      @egg-rollsmith6303 7 лет назад +15

      MrVictorySauce not really, none of my family regrets or even talks about wanting to join the Air Force, they actually spoke high of their positions in the army/navy/marines. And other people that have served too just saying

    • @jdl6881
      @jdl6881 6 лет назад +8

      Do you want to be a hard ass? Or make money with a education at the end? You don't get the hard ass part but who cares Chase the money

    • @jaydenshepard7928
      @jaydenshepard7928 6 лет назад +23

      Different people want different things, I'm going to have money anywhere I go...and i'm smart enough to go to college on my own...so I'm more interested in joining a branch that actually feels like I joined the military.
      I don't want it to be easy, and I don't want to be pampered.

    • @jackniere7939
      @jackniere7939 6 лет назад +7

      No marine has ever said that

    • @dsadsa726
      @dsadsa726 6 лет назад +3

      Jack Niere Because they find pride in being uneducated.

  • @north7764
    @north7764 6 лет назад +29

    “I don’t wanna join the Army! I wanna join the Airforce! I don’t wanna go! Mamaaa?!”

  • @Wurmo
    @Wurmo 6 лет назад +29

    Wtf is this? I was randomly suggested it. I'm dying with laughter.

  • @Sn1peralex
    @Sn1peralex 7 лет назад +125

    "Nah man, I trap" LMFAO

  • @FenceDaGreat
    @FenceDaGreat 7 лет назад +34

    This is like selling insurance...but in the army.

  • @lodgearchitect2542
    @lodgearchitect2542 5 лет назад +14

    I can’t believe I have been out of the Army since April 5, 2015. When I was in, I just wanted out. Now that I am out, I don’t really want to go back in, but I do miss those days in a weird way. I miss the people and the crazy conversations we had in guard towers in Afghanistan and stuff.

    • @HotspurFC-cu6ny
      @HotspurFC-cu6ny 3 года назад +3

      I know a guy named Tom who served in the marines he was in Iraq and he was in a tower with this soldier from the Ugandan army and he told him “tom you are a good guy I give you chicken you fuck my sister.” Dude was going to do whatever it took to get his family to America 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @howlbigbadwolf
    @howlbigbadwolf 6 лет назад +52

    Damn, they ran like they saw Wayne Brady

    • @amacze4
      @amacze4 6 лет назад +7

      Underrated comment.

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 5 лет назад +2

      That Guy
      “Is Wayne Brady gonna have to smack a bitch?”

    • @SierraGolf017
      @SierraGolf017 5 лет назад

      @@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ *CHOKE a bitch

    • @jendeh1000
      @jendeh1000 5 лет назад

      Damn, I'm in tears.

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 года назад

      They ran like they just drank something and saw Bill Cosby turn the corner

  • @michaeledmunds7266
    @michaeledmunds7266 3 года назад +16

    When I enlisted, they had us booked at a nice hotel with free breakfast and other amenities between each trip to MEPS. It was pretty great. BCT wasn't nearly as comfortable, but at least the food was still free.

  • @willlundergan7981
    @willlundergan7981 7 лет назад +53

    my recruiter did the same thing to me😂😂😂😂😂😂 it's funny how accurate your videos are

  • @taylorblue24
    @taylorblue24 7 лет назад +95

    Lmao this is hilarious💀😩😂😂😂😭🤣🤣

    • @Tonymoore
      @Tonymoore 7 лет назад +4

      Tay J ur beautiful

    • @sportloverandmore
      @sportloverandmore 7 лет назад +11

      Rico killer, these comments kill me, what u hoping to accomplish ? a thank you?

    • @taylorblue24
      @taylorblue24 7 лет назад +2

      Rico killer thanks💯

    • @Tonymoore
      @Tonymoore 7 лет назад +2

      Tay J ha he's salty

    • @taylorblue24
      @taylorblue24 7 лет назад

      Don Juan you funny🤣💀

  • @anthonyralph8989
    @anthonyralph8989 7 лет назад +19

    I always thank the vets and active service members when I see them, but I had to make an exception for recruiters because it usually ends up like this.
    me: Thanks for serving and protecting my freedom
    recruiter: hey, your welcome, how old are you?
    me:~states age~
    recruiter:Hey you should join the military yourself
    me:uhhh
    recruiter: Okay and just sign your name here and you'll be shipped off to the festering boil on the ass end of the world to fight an enemy for an objective that probably isn't even worth dying for.

  • @Thrawnmulus
    @Thrawnmulus 6 лет назад +30

    I had the opposite problem with my recruiter. Here's the scene: I'm 22 walking into the three door hall that has a door marked Air Force, a door marked Navy and a door marked Marines (Army had an entire suite next door in the strip mall). I walk up to the Air Force door, no one's there so I'm going to fill out a card with my details and hope they call me, but there's no pen and I have to go ask the Navy guys for one.
    "Hold on, Son, why join the Air Force when you can join the Navy, we are here right now..." and 30 minutes later I just filled out a bunch of stuff and I have a date for my ASVAB. I took the ASVAB in February, and proud to have a score of 99, my recruiter immediately gets me to fill all the prescreening papers and tells me he'll get back with me for the next batch up to MEPS. But no, no call nothing for a month, then I have to fill out the papers again and nothing over the summer. In August we get a family friend to pull strings to see what's going on and I go in to fill paperwork again in november. December I go up to MEPS and do everything I'm asked to, but the recruiter either forgot to file for medical waivers or I got screwed over by the doctor because I got DQ'd out. total time in recruitment process: 11 months 15 days.

  • @Chrisredfieldlineage
    @Chrisredfieldlineage 4 года назад +14

    0:44 " get up! Get up!"
    He says while pushing him down ha

  • @joywatson5522
    @joywatson5522 7 лет назад +65

    GOT YO ASS NOW!!!!!

  • @BigDictator5335
    @BigDictator5335 6 лет назад +13

    An army recruiter came to my highschool and everyone had to sign some shit and go through these tests. It was a really weird experience. One of the recruiters came and ate lunch with me and we talked about military, college, and careers. He got my number and would not stop calling me for months.

  • @emma5006
    @emma5006 3 года назад +10

    I always have a sense of satisfaction when an Army or Navy recruiter reaches out to me about joining and I break it to them saying “Sorry but I’ve already signed my life away to the active duty Air Force.”

  • @kaiceecrane3884
    @kaiceecrane3884 4 года назад +14

    "I, state your name"
    "I state your name"

  • @CaptainLuckyLuke
    @CaptainLuckyLuke 3 года назад +10

    And here in Australia if the recruiters have no contracts at the end of the month they get a bonus!! Different worlds, eh?

    • @michakoczy3261
      @michakoczy3261 3 года назад +1

      They are really getting bonus?

    • @epimoni5705
      @epimoni5705 3 года назад +1

      Here's a bonus for being a recruiter and not recruiting...lol wut?

    • @CaptainLuckyLuke
      @CaptainLuckyLuke 3 года назад +4

      @@epimoni5705 in Australia about 180 people apply for every 1 position available in the military and the numbers go up every year. Therefore It’s the job of Australian recruiters to discourage as many people as possible from applying. They work very hard for their bonus. Most Australian recruiters are as rude and obnoxious as possible.

    • @JM-gj7de
      @JM-gj7de 3 года назад +1

      @@CaptainLuckyLuke What in the exact fuck!? Dang...

    • @trashAndNoStar
      @trashAndNoStar 3 года назад +1

      That's quite.... upside down

  • @DmONey8Q8
    @DmONey8Q8 7 лет назад +13

    you gotta do a video of the recruiter signing guys in high school and flirting with the honeys. L😅L

  • @Zusse
    @Zusse 7 лет назад +19

    Damn they pull up on em like Ricky

  • @pineytheelder3898
    @pineytheelder3898 5 лет назад +5

    One day actually multiple times Marine recruiters came to my school with a pull up bar during lunch and everyone wanted to do it so my friends pressured me to do it and I did 30 wide grip no kip and the recruiters were impressed and asked my about my plans after school after chit chat next day he calls me telling me to stop by the center I blow it off then the next couple of days I get a knock at my door at 8am on a Saturday it’s the recruiter with his big truck I was like wtf in my mind half asleep I listened to him and agreed to stop by the center later on and I did

  • @reach275
    @reach275 6 лет назад +10

    "I wanna join the airforce" had me dying!! 😂😂😭

  • @bambam2372
    @bambam2372 7 лет назад +9

    Bruh that's me when the missionaries pull up LOL DIP like nobody's business. 😂😈

  • @makeyoumoved8532
    @makeyoumoved8532 7 лет назад +20

    What a ninja How did u even throw that pamphlet that far

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 7 лет назад +5

      +Ez game Ez life They teach you that in the Army, that's why you should join up!

    • @makeyoumoved8532
      @makeyoumoved8532 7 лет назад +2

      Agent1W I'm from Singapore 😂

    • @dannybagg3841
      @dannybagg3841 7 лет назад

      So you're doing NS then?

    • @makeyoumoved8532
      @makeyoumoved8532 7 лет назад

      Danny Bagg I'm still too young to join ns u must be 18-21

  • @RogueStormCB13
    @RogueStormCB13 3 года назад +7

    How the hell did this recruiter get that guy through MEPS in less than 24 hours

  • @Dragxan
    @Dragxan 7 лет назад +44

    Good too see Will Smith is still getting work.

    • @michaelmartin9022
      @michaelmartin9022 4 года назад

      I knew I wouldn't be the only one who saw that! Younger, though.

    • @ifalone
      @ifalone 4 года назад

      With the cap, yes, no, no

  • @bobdeclor528
    @bobdeclor528 4 года назад +2

    Yo some recruiters be fucked up. I've been talking to my recruiter for a while now and other recruiters STILL hit me up and try to convince me to switch to them.

  • @KL-vm2cm
    @KL-vm2cm 4 года назад +6

    I remember in 8th grade I was asked by a recruit and he said “Damn boy how old are u” and he was surprised when I told him my age and I bet he was because of my height at that time because he was shorter than me💀💀

  • @brimmster
    @brimmster 7 лет назад +7

    this is what happens, when I was in High school we had a recruiter that would sit with me and 4 of my pals at lunch time everyday..just trying to get us to at least go take the ASVAB..finally we all did, 2 of the 4 passed it and it was on, everyday he was hounding us..I swore Id never joint...oops, I guess I broke that promise, thanks recruiters!

    • @zCautioNxz
      @zCautioNxz 7 лет назад

      How was it?

    • @brimmster
      @brimmster 7 лет назад

      how was what?

    • @zCautioNxz
      @zCautioNxz 7 лет назад

      Leon Brimm Army Life?

    • @brimmster
      @brimmster 7 лет назад

      lots of beer, more beer and then we drank some more beer..its not that bad its just scheduled all the time, it becomes a job like anything else.

    • @zCautioNxz
      @zCautioNxz 7 лет назад

      Leon Brimm Overall you dont regret it?

  • @bulldog0404
    @bulldog0404 7 лет назад +9

    Gotta do something with the 90k reenlistment bonus that's going on

  • @danielmontgomery6020
    @danielmontgomery6020 6 лет назад +6

    this shit happened to me,but instead it was the Local National Guard,and it was at my high school

  • @johndoe-ng8gb
    @johndoe-ng8gb 4 года назад +5

    That slow rider music & the "ayyyyy foool" like they was ready to do a drive by took me out!

  • @kingfredda2nd156
    @kingfredda2nd156 6 лет назад +7

    0:51 he’s trying not to laugh so hard 😂

  • @nickwiora8214
    @nickwiora8214 5 лет назад +8

    0:29
    I T S
    A B O U T
    T O
    G E T
    H O T

  • @Born2Losenot2win
    @Born2Losenot2win 5 лет назад +6

    I approve of this cus I have witnessed recruiters in my high school acting this way in the beginning and the end of the month

  • @ronaldc8973
    @ronaldc8973 7 лет назад +20

    that laugh

  • @Mike-lh4wn
    @Mike-lh4wn 2 года назад +2

    After active duty, had a guy stalking me to join reserves. Even came to my place of work. Got a call from the security desk at my work, saying I had a visitor...came down and the recruiter was there.

  • @andrewstacy9094
    @andrewstacy9094 6 лет назад +5

    Damnmmm I swear, every recruiter has that EXACT same car they sport around in taking the starry eyed new guys for their first weekend at Meps just to head home with a head full of dread.

  • @bwazhw5074
    @bwazhw5074 7 лет назад +32

    W

  • @HueyDaKid69
    @HueyDaKid69 3 года назад +4

    Those Army recruiters were persistent! They would randomly show up at my house and once they called me to the principal office to try and get me to join.....scared the hell outta me cuz I didn't know what was going on (until I got to the office) and my mom's was ill at the time SMDH. I went Air Force instead 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @Jefff72
      @Jefff72 2 года назад +1

      I refused to call the Army recruiter back. I met with the Navy, Marines and Air Force. The Coast Guard was on my mind but never met up. In the end, I went Air Force.

    • @sieunhau1
      @sieunhau1 Год назад

      @@Jefff72 what were and are the requirements to join in the AF?

    • @Jefff72
      @Jefff72 Год назад

      @@sieunhau1 As far as I know, just an ASVAB. I heard about people who couldn't join the AF due to their test. But I met my share of idiots in the AF as well.

    • @Jefff72
      @Jefff72 Год назад

      @@sieunhau1 one I remember. I had to have graduate high school. I knew someone who had GED but had to have college credit. IDK how many credits.

  • @milwright
    @milwright 3 года назад +11

    I enlisted in the AF in 1963. Took the physical, signed some papers and 2 weeks later got my departure date, which was the day after Christmas. On Christmas eve I got a phone call from the AF recruiter informing me that because of some anomaly on my chest X-ray that I would be reclassified as 1Y from 1A. It hurt but I bit the bullet. 3 weeks later I got a call from the army recruiter who wanted to “talk” to me about a possible reclassification for the army “because your test scores were so high”. “Sarge” I said, “didn’t the army examine for all branches of the service”? “Yep” he said. “Then why now, based on your physical exam, am I ok for the army but not the AF”. Never got an answer and never heard from anybody again.

  • @austinrobb7227
    @austinrobb7227 4 года назад +7

    Haven’t laughed this hard in awhile

  • @dustin3263
    @dustin3263 4 года назад +1

    Idk why some people hate being in the army and hate what they do. You might not get the specific job you want but if you did some research u would know that. Furthermore you signed that paper nobody did it for you.

  • @devongoings5719
    @devongoings5719 7 лет назад +14

    Song: Still by Geto Boys

    • @Kras-cm8bh
      @Kras-cm8bh 6 лет назад +1

      Devon Goings thank you,you sexy son of a bitch

  • @hmapa9999
    @hmapa9999 6 лет назад +7

    "Yeah I see em right there cuh." I'm dead 😂

  • @shawnkranz8440
    @shawnkranz8440 4 года назад +4

    I wish I could join the army I've wanted to ever since my dad joined I was 5 at the time

  • @SpicyMartina
    @SpicyMartina 6 лет назад +45

    My husband is a recruiter and center leader. I have a lot of respect for u all and I know how hard it is getting people in. Stay safe and keep up the great work!

  • @rossjones5741
    @rossjones5741 5 лет назад +4

    In Feb. 82', I saw the Army recruiter about wanting to be a "tanker"-a 19kilo I believe. Well, that recruiter did a "bait and switch" on me and said I would be better off as a 19D Cav.scout.I also got a 5k bonus if I enlisted for 4 years. I took the bait, but only got 4k because of taxes. REALLY sneaky the way he got me, but it sorta worked out for me in the years ahead. This is what happens when you are young and not prepared.One more thing, both 19D and 19K are trained (basic and AIT) at FT.Knox, So convenient for that recruiter of mine.

  • @Platano0311
    @Platano0311 7 лет назад +6

    Yo much love! Thanks for the video and serving our country.

  • @AW4WAL
    @AW4WAL 7 лет назад +6

    This guy makes my day, everytime.....Ahhh Hahahaaa

  • @5.5.Below.5
    @5.5.Below.5 7 лет назад +5

    The dude that runs track in the beginning proved it towards the end lolol.

  • @baltsosser
    @baltsosser 3 года назад +2

    Facts. Also facts...end of the month quota guys spent waaaay too much time in sick call.

  • @randomcrusader3310
    @randomcrusader3310 5 лет назад +9

    "EY FOO CATCH" LMAO