How Each Branch Of The Military Will Notify You Of Being Drafted
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HAHAHA I know there were nothing but Navy personnel that unliked this video!
I’m Navy and that was funny as HELL 😆
Yusha Thomas Why do you always exclude the Coast Guard? Sure, they're DHS, not DOD, but American citizens were drafted into the USCG during WW2 (though it technically can become part of the Navy during wartime) and Vietnam too. 🤔
That fucking foot part KILLED ME bro hahaha
Yusha Thomas what’s the name of the song that you used for the Marines??
Fortunate Son - Credence Clearwater Revival
Nah, let's be honest, the Air Force just sends you an email with a meme.
Nah, thats the sig branch
Please love me
*ace combat meme to be exact*
I wonder what the Space Force sends
@@dongatello6969 space memes
Space Force:
*Sends choir to sing Halo theme*
Me: *ight imma go to the space marines*
FunTube Vloggt Hurensohn McCartney Ima go into the ODST drop school
Oh yeah, they said something about odsts
@@Medik2 I want to serve my country in the Marine Corps but my parents pushed me into the Air Force against my will and there is nothing I can do to argue against them or to do anything since Im in high school and I'm under their roof
@@landbefortime6898 Sure ya can. Just join the marines instead. They can't sign your name for you, only you can pick which dotted line you slap your name on. If they object tell 'em to piss off, you already signed. What are they gonna do, kick ya out? You're already off to basic. Disown you? If they're the type to do that then you're better off without them, and you're already on your way to a better family. Call up your recruiter and REE at him until he unenlists you? He'll just tell 'em off and hang up.
Kid, if you aren't 18 yet you're almost there, and your parents' power over you is pretty much gone. The nature of your relationship is changing, it's no longer Parent and Child, it's Parent and Adult. They can either be supportive of your positive life choices or lose their place in your life.
18 year old: I can’t drink or smoke man
U.S Military: Lol here’s a tank
Peak Clown World I’m legit 19 and I’m doing 19k 😂😂😂
You can smoke at 18, but it's probably not good to do either if you're going in the military
Funny thing is I'm hoping to joining the Royal Tank Corps, I hope I'll do well and graduate
hello brother
@Caleb Paul Federal law is 18. In this case it's pretty valid to the military
My father was a recon marine, he once told me a joke, "why does the navy use powdered soap?" "because it takes longer to pick up" 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 you owe me a new shirt. Was drinking while reading this. Good one
Why do marines have that red stripe on thier pants? It proves that they can run the elevator by themselves without the crayon.
@@wendyraines8011 wut?
@@lord_wyran he called the marines stupid as hell
@@yoholup19 I kind of guessed that I just dont know what crayons have to do with running and elevator. Crayons are for eating
Coast Guard: *doesn't show up*
Yup. It’s the Pentagon not square.
If you ever need the Coast Guard they’re probably not gonna show now
@@justinakers3196 why not?
Coast guard doesn't get the draft.
what’s the coast guard?
“Well you shoulda thought of that before you turned 30 and got all elderly”
Real talk tho, guys at my squadron complain about "being so old". Dude, you're fucking 28. Stfu lol
yo this shit had me dying😂
congratulations copying the comment from 2 years ago
This hit hard
Can confirm. I’m 29 and they sometimes do make me feel like I started too late.
Guy getting drafted: "Give it to me straight."
Naval officer: "I'm afraid I can't do that."
Why are you afraid tho
The army
The mariens
The chairforce
The gayvy
@@ezioauditore8837 😏
XD
@@ezioauditore8837 The puddle pirates
I love that the Air Force showed up to his house just to tell him they absolutely are NOT gonna draft him.
They're exactly like that. I'm glad the navy does more actual work in the sky these days.
Yeah we petty like that 😂
Yes, I know, this is two years old.
- I’m retired Air Force. The only part of my old uniform that still fits are my socks.
I served honorably in the USAF, but I am now 58. If they need me to save America, then we are SOOO screwed.
@@williambrown2830Don't sell yourself short, I'm sure you can still kick some ass.
I work with an old airforce vet. I asked him how hard was basic training? He said "We had to do an 8 mile run. But it rained out that day so we canceled."
Yeah... And those poor bastards have to sleep a mandatory 8 hours a night. lol
@@alfonsomartinez8849 of course.
Being in the air Force is 90% mental and 10% physical.
You cannot be at your best and have a clear mind without proper sleep. Comparing the army to the airforce is like comparing an A-10 to a F-22. Get that?
EDIT: *both are great warplanes, but for different purposes and each having their own unique characteristics.*
Air Force drill sergeant- A lot people think we are the easiest branch but we are more fit then the marines.
Marine drill sergeants - the hardest branch and more fit then us please. Wait didn’t you guys get rid of you’re hardest week. You guys are so bad the coast guard can beat you. You’re brains not strength now go back to you’re computer.
nothing stops the air force but rain and lightning
I mean hey....the air force is kind of bad ass. Hahahahah
I LOST IT when Navy put his foot on the door.
Yaaaaaaas lol
No it's the finger on the lips lol aaaah boi that fucking army guy keeps fucking with us.
When he put the finger on the lips and he said what the hell is that smell.....he said ass...LOL
Meet the zohan level if flexibility
Austen McNeal not much flexibility
_That DD214 don’t mean shit when the nuclear bomb hit_
Best quote ever? 😂
😂
Nah fuck that bomb. My DD 214 will protect me from the fallout.
Magic Warrior THAT DD214 DIDN’T MEAN SHIT JACK
I want that on a t shirt
@@Loltroll8 Sure it does.
Coast Guard: Ah fuck it, we’ll go get him tomorrow
Nice pfp
cCraZy_Diamond Agreed
They actually didn’t have enough funding in their budget to hire on more recruits, so they just decided to not recruit anyone.
More like
Coast guard officer: "alright did you draft em?"
Recruit: "wait you guys draft people?"
I doubt it. Given how drafts are in place. The people would join the Coast Guard to at least be safe from 90% of any action
20 year old: I was about to get married!?
US Military: lmao ditch her, your rifle is your new wife.
THIS IS MY RIFLE
@@kguy6635 This is my gun!
She was gonna cheat anyways
@@isaiahwilson4943 This is for fighting!
Random Combichrist fans?! :D
I love that during the Marines part "Fortunate Son" is playing
Uncle sam got yo ass now🤣🤣
SCREAM NOW
Lmao
Lmaoo thats what i was thinking
It was a perfect touch lmfao
The moment that navy dude shows his shiny shoe I know something isn't straight.
Badum tsss
Like him. *Roll credits*
I dont get it...
Ok I get it now
😂😂😂😂😂 that clicked in mind 2 seconds later
“If you’re not under the age of 20, we don’t want you”
YUP
My grandfather was a fighter pilot. Always said to me "if you have to go to war, make sure your ass is in the air"
He was a wise man
Ummmm...
I think he might have actually been a part of the Navy..
No disrespect, but I think you should get a new grandfather
@@prospect689 imagine being a ball turret gunner
18 year old in 1944: damn being 18 is so cool. I can finally drink, smoke, and vote
US Military: Looks like your going to the beaches of Normandy Jimbo
In 1944, they wouldn't even be told if they were going to Europe or the Pacific until they actually got to the right coast.
They couldn't even vote back then lol. That didn't come around until the 60's
You can tell which front you were going to when they gave out your camo, light for pacific, darkish green for Europe
Back then voting was 21
All of that was Age 21 in 1944
And don’t think Normandy was anywhere close to the worst battle that year
If some draft guy from the Marines comes to my door with a boombox blasting Fortunate Son how can you disagree.
You don’t you, get your ass on the bus and get ready to have fun
You tell them to stop being the oldest cliche in Marine history.
@@shaneg9081 then they take you out behind the woodshed and "have a discussion"
No, they send the Air Force recruiter in cosplay.
The numbers Mason... what do they mean!
"I like a man that's feisty." Pure Navy right there.....
18 year old: gets drafted and dies in war
U.s. gov’t: nice
18 year old: smokes and drinks
U.s. Gov’t: ILLEGAL
When parents tell their kids not to touch the cookie jar it makes the act more enticing. If you get where I'm going..
18 year old: does porn
Government: yaaaaasssss
18 year old vapes:
Government: so you have chosen death
@@roadtosinging5062 How do those two compare please enlighten me
It used to be that 18 year olds couldn't even *vote*. It was changed after Vietnam for this exact reason.
Mind you, if your first duty station is outside the U.S., the rules don't apply
“You should’ve thought of that before you turned 30 and got elderly” 😂😂😂😂
JohnnySins yes Johnny Sins American PORN star, it’s funny isn’t it!
but the guy speaking to him sounds old af and yes, I know it's yusha but still🤦😂😂
God damn that was too real for me lol...
LOL
Love your work sir
I love how when it was the Marines, Fortunate Son was on in the background. Gold
He does that every time he makes fun of the marines in his videos it's beautiful XD
THANK YOU I have been looking for that song for a while. I had no idea what it was called and I could barely hear it to search the lyrics
@@76tennboy If you like this kind of music you ought to check them out a bit. The lead singer has carried on alone since about the eighties under his name John Fogerty. This band and the music are classics.
@@ytucharliesierra Oh Lord, stuck in Lodi agaaaaaaaain!
And they gave him a shitty old rifle from 2 wars prior
I received a notice from my draft board stating it was my THIRD notice (no idea what happened to the first two) and if I didn't report for induction they would basically 'come and get me'. You should have seen the look on my C.O.s face when I told him I had to go home and why. (I was a Corporal serving with the Marines in Vietnam at the time!) The Captain took the notice and told me he would handle it. Then he added, "Just one thing. If they DO come after you ... please take me with you!" Good officer with a good sense of humor!
Got my draft number by mail.
Of course it was while I was in the field in Vietnam, but it is the thought that counts.
I think I was like 314 or so.
Got my notice in the middle of Coast Guard Boot camp...ya missed me boys. 😝
I always like how everyone agrees to getting yelled at by a marine, doesn't matter the circumstances.
I mean yea like I dont like people yelling in my face but id be a little bitch in front of a DI🤣🤣
I knew a guy in the military whos drill instructor would make the entire platoon do push ups every time purple rain played. Even at special events
@@The_Shy_Guy. Same bro same. People always think they can square up to drill sarges but forget that these mufukin hellhounds have hand-to-hand combat drilled inside their skull. You will die if you square up to them, not to mention the other ten drill sarges that'll beat your ass too.
Also before anyone says it, I know they can't touch you, and they pride themselves on making you shit your pants without laying a finger on you, but they're allowed to defend themselves if a recruit acts up
I mean it’s a marine you can’t do shit about a marine yelling at you
@@izanagi711 common misconception DI aren’t that intimidating most were POGs. I myself got into a minor altercation with my drill hat when he tried kicking my rifle out of my hand. Told the senior “this recruit was protecting his weapon, sir”. His response was after an angry pause. “Good initiative bad fuckin judgement. You’ll pay later get the fuck outside”. Oh I paid but it wasn’t that bad.
It is my ITB instructors I didn’t want to fuck with. Many were battle of Fallujah veterans. You could tell there was something wrong with them. Like the type that would actually fuck you up or completely snap and kill your ass if you fucked up. This guys are the ones that got my ass ready for combat. It wasn’t boot camp which was a cake walk compared to ITB.
“Uncle Sam got yo ass now, mwahahaha”
“But sarge :( “
Had me rolling lmfaooo
BigBossMan257 it’s funny 😆
Petty officer dingle berry
Space Force:
“My name is Sergeant Major Avery Johnson and you have been drafted to fight against the Covenant in the Space Force.”
It takes a Spur to lead the way.
Nahhh, is be more like this:
*throws gear at him*
“All you greenhorns who wanted to see Covenant up close... this is your lucky day. Get tactical Marine!”
Fighting the Covenant? Sign us the fuck up! Some of us will happily be used as meat shields for Chief.
Halcion Koenig
Meat shield really is the correct term. The games don’t do justice just how OP the covenant forces were. It was slaughter
Johnson shows up at front door
person:who are u
Johnson: Get tactical marine
Person: I didn’t sign up for..
Johnson-PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, cuz your goin to war
Person: i don’t wanna go!
Johnson- when I joined the corps we didn’t have any fancy shmancy tanks, we two sticks, and a rock, for a whole platoon, and we had to sharrre the rock! BUCK UP BOI, you’re one very luck marine
Person-wait but....
Johnson- NOW MOVE IT OUT, DOUBLE TIME IT!
1:01
"SCREAM NOW!"
"BRBLRBRBBURR!"
Lmao. Yes. That.
@ButterArk He did not. Scream now. It will always be "scream now."
@@northside314 it was straighten up lol
@@thefilipinokid3575 As a Marine recruit my drill instructors were forever saying "scream now." It was as common as hearing "ears!" I think the guy that made this video is also aware that our drill instructors are notorious for saying things like that. Go watch a few videos of DIs. They're bound to say it at least once.
The Navy Man’s *shoe* is what killed me.... 💀
He said yeeeasssss
@Rahq Vuth naw those look like the shoes they had the female cadets wear when I was in military school bro lol. Guys had different styled bates, but those were females lmao
😂😂😂
They're called "glossy's" for a reason.
@@salvadorcardenas9317 it's the black woman from the other videos. Shit I hope they just bought them for the day and returned em because that's a expensive purchase just for a video -- and I think all these dudes army so their useless.
To sum it up:
Army: Here's your gear and you going to war
Marines: *[Full Metal Jacket]*
Air Force: airfield security
Navy: *g a y*
Pretty much, yeah.
You mean the "G A Y V Y"
g a y
You seem to fit the Navy
speedosausage the biggest of the gay
Space Force: You're now in the mobile infantry. If the bugs don't get you, the separatists will. Would you like to know more?
N. Arugaren
Was that a Star Wars reference??
@@CT-5736-Bladez its Starship Troopers not star wars
Space Force is literally just taking over satellite duty from the Air Force.
@@bobbyhill5067 same thing.
Perks of the space force include; fully co-ed showers
Co-ed bunks
Combat training that would make the most hardcore navy seal wet with envy
New prosthetics for the amputated drafty
The true motto for the space force is "we'll take anybody, if we cant fix you no one can"
Enlisted in various forces....
Army: Officers plan the battles. The enlisted do the fighting and dying.
Marines: Officers plan the battles. Enlisted and 2nd lieutenants do the fighting and dying.
Navy: The Captain goes down with his ship. Unfortunately, so does everyone else.
Air Force: "Go get 'em sir. We'll fix your plane if it comes back."
*warthog bursts through front door*
“Welcome to the Space Force, son.”
... it looks more like a walrus.
or a puma.
@@ibtrippen A man of culture i see
ibtrippen how bout the chupacabra?
@@MN_Morannon Chupacabra? Don't you mean Chupathingy?
i like how in the marines one he's immediately given a rifle lol
Mudlink “TAKE THIS DAMN RIFLE!!!!” Makes me laugh every time.
I wonder if the drafty at the next house only gets the ammo.
Marines know the drill
Shoot straight or die trying
@@slovak4life1991
He intimidates you while giving you a loaded gun
The irony
Lol this comment section is toxic
My friend got rejected by the airforce because one of his eyes have 2 different colors (half green half brown, pretty fucking cool and rare) hes now stuck in the navy with me
A sailor unironically talking about how pretty his shipmate's eyes are. Never change, Navy, never change.
He probably was out because something else, navy saw his eyes and knew he was a keeper
They are not joking when they say airforce is the toughest branch to get into. Good grief.
@@Senrabekim you caught him slippinnn lmaoo
@@maxluong2 he may have heterochromia
17 year old’s turning 18:
US MILITARY: _It’s free real estate_
This is top tier. 😭😭😭
Lmao “Your house even smells like diabetes and old folks home”
but air force lets u join enlisted at 39
@@aceous99 now they do lol
aceous99 now they do before it was 28 I think.
@@Daddyvader7 yes it used to be 27, but they recently raised it to 39. Generally though, if you are over 32 most military branches will NOT want to enlist you unless you are 1. physically fit 2. Have a skill that is readily applicable to a needed vocation and 3. have no major injuries or disabilities. Older recruits have a much much harder time adjusting to military life then younger ones.
This got recommended at the perfect time. Its kinda scary
Man that's what I'm saying
Yeah wtf
Yup :/
Really useful
yeah I enlisted as infantry in the army a month or 2 ago and go to basic within 365 days and i'm kind of scared now. but that's what i signed up for.
2018
Category: Entertainment
2020
Category: Education
because its ww3 now and theres a draft
Lol
Education about it just cause or Education about following a great man do even more great things?
Sweet summer comment
Meeeee watching things and laughing until it’s my turn 😂😭
As an Air Force veteran who had MANY cross-service experiences, this is so accurate it hurts.
Imagine catching your dd-214 just to be drafted back a short time later 😂😂
Gets out of WW2 to Korean War
Now thats the mf-ing nightmare!!!
Imagine hating "mean tweets" so much you elect a frail old figure head and a diversity hire and they end up starting a war with china and start a draft haha
I got mine and got asked 6 weeks later to do informant mission in Turkey.... didn’t mean shit cause I said no and they says “you mean yes”
@@dynamicworldentertainment5190 😄I'm laughing but I'm crying scared inside
I wasn't ready for the navy recruiter and his finger 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
Bro that ended me i was dyin for like 10 mins straight
Im sure a lot of Navy recruits have said the same thing...
@@kami-kaze5084 "straight"
I don't think he was ready for the finger either
Lol
Coast Guard: You get to come to Florida and hang out with all these 50 year old fat guys.
Then get you stinking drunk the night before and drop you off at BC. 😆
Or you get to hang out in the Mississippi River Delta rescuing ships that have run aground all day.
Because when you're here, you're family
@@BGerbs66 ya
CG boot camp is a bitch though.
“Petty Officer Dingleberry” gets me every time 😂
Marines: die for your country
Air Force: die for airconditioning
Aus- Air Force more like marines die for your country..............
20hours later fuhuuhuuhuuuuckkkkkkkkk it was a trap call the Air Force we need air support nowwwwwwww
Antwan1398 or FUUHHUUCCKKKK call the army we need artillery noowwww
HitMyJuul lmao half the time the army is long gone because you just relieved them lmao it’s always us or the navy every time
HitMyJuul we have our own artillery thank you
You don't win a war by dying for your country, you win a war by making the other poor dumb basted dynamic for his country. General Patton said something like that.
17 year olds: I can’t drink, smoke, or live on my own
US MILITARY: Wanna learn how to kill?
Naturally the only correct answer is yes.
F*** yeah I wanna learn how to kill
Or vote
You only need to be 16 year old to play military indoctrination games like call of duty and arma!
Join the army if you don’t want to be a pussy.
Petty Officer Dingleberry kills me every time 😭😭😭
Kills me too
hahaha it's funny cuz the navy's gonna fuck him
That finger on the lip tho lol
rustyholt64 😭😭😭😭
Alka Seltzer 84 lol 😂
"Congrats! You're going to war." Makes it sound like he won something lmao
i was in the airforce and we were on a maneuver in the woods that was scheduled to be three days. it snowed on the first night so we took THE BUS back to the base. and when i say Bus i mean the kind of bus with AC and leather seats. the lieutenant bought us beer and beef jerky at a truck stop because the trip would last at least another two and a half hours... doesn't matter, i served!
Lmao. If there’s another draft imma make sure my weird scrawny ass is going to the Air Force
@@JK-ei7wr Most of the weird scrawny people actually end up in the Navy. You get a lot of gamers who are already accustomed to avoiding direct sunlight and fresh air, perfect for serving aboard ships.
@@ManiaMac1613 why does that remind me of golum from lotr... oh no the navys outside...
ManiaMac1613 lol
Wow you got the actual "chair force" version: Me I got "here's your ruck, your weapon and your mission, go fetch like a good lil doggy".
"Btw, there's a light chance of shrapnel, stupidity and insurgents later so you might want to cover up when it starts raining".
"Why do you want a helmet and night vision gear now?"
"Request denied because it's too expensive to issue because you might actually scratch it in combat and we have to account for all this stuff in an inspection next year someday."
Got to love the Air Force where the gear is more important than the people.
A year ago this was a joke.
On January 3rd, ITS PREPARATION
Thank god im 30 and therefore old af. Good luck out there, kids!
bruh ima get drafted after high school :(
TW0man4RMY
Man fuck u
TwoMan4RMY they drafting your old ass to 😂😂😂 my dad got drafted for Vietnam at 29 as a private. Now get yo ass to ft Jackson.
You bois ready for Iran?
He threw the duffle bag at him lol "But Sarge?!"
April it's a sea bag get it right
Not sea bag you! Its a freaking dug on laundry tracking!!
uncle sam got ya now
Grey Fox damn seaman it’s duffel bag
Josef Rubio It's a _ruck,_ dammit!
"UNCLE SAMS GOT YOUR ASS NOW" favorite line 😂
Hello there
Agreed
Being from the navy... I can confirm it's as gay as this man makes it out to be. 50 men go under the waves in a steel tube... 25 couples come back up
@Anarchyfan He said 25 couples. That's 50 men.
rah
Only men who went down there would know that😏
@@mj3541 went down. heh
Furry from the navy, no suprise here
Coast guard just gives you a can of spinach and a rowboat. "You know what to do."
“This house smells like diabetes” that killed me
"I like a man that's feisty" to top it off
HERE is The Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
Who is here after iran.
Austin Virgoe 🙋🏾♂️😭
I’m not
Yup
Is this where I can apply for becoming a Reaper drone operator?
All of us
AIRFORCE had me dying 🤣
•5 star meals
•State of the art gym facility
•Air-conditioning
dont forget they got rid of beast week...
uncle sams canoe clubs pt standards are now stricter and harder than the airforce
Lol until the Space force takes half thier budget. All the other branches will be laughing thier asses off at the air force.
@@David-ys4ud So true
Space force aint happening
No, it's a *proposed* sixth branch of the military, it is not one.
Coast Guard boys: ooh, can't wait to see what he says about us! So nice when we get included :D
this video:
Coast Guard boys: Ah. Fair enough :/
“Oh wait that smell is chloroform”
Cause that’s what you need to get people to the navy
You travel more in the Navy than in the other branches. I have been to Greece, Italy, Bahrain, Spain, Ireland and their was another country but I forgot the name of it. This was all in 8 months. We are also the ones who help the Marines travel.
@从 Deadpoppin 从 wait until you're old enough to drink, smoke, and buy a handgun. You shouldn't be fighting for rights you don't even have yet. Plus, that will give you more time to decide which branch of the military is right for you if any at all.
@从 Deadpoppin 从 fair enough. I can't speak from a very educated standpoint about another country. What I can say is to make sure you join for the right reasons... Plenty of young men die fighting old men's wars...
@从 Deadpoppin 从 long as you really know what you want, good for you kid.
@从 Deadpoppin 从 he's saying wait until 21, that's when you can drink, smoke, and buy a handgun. At least in the US. What country do you live in where you can buy a handgun at 15?
When a dude named "Dingleberry" sticks his finger in your mouth 🤮🤮🤮
😂😂😂
Lmao
I laughed so hard lmao 😂😂
That wasn't dirt under his fingernail.
@@jafleming0409 bruh!!!!!
You forgot space force
When space force is mentioned but not coast guard XD
Space Force would just be silent
Ashley 362 all you would hear is the halo theme 😹
Bigmansarmy BMA It would either be as you said, or it will be a guy in an elaborate Commissar uniform knocking at your door, yelling at you to get your ass out there for The God-Emperor and to kill some Heretics and Xenos. Like the Imperial Guard from 40k.
Mr Cringy THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!
“In the army, we don’t make mistakes”😂😂😂
"Your house even smells like diabetes and old folks home". 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"You should've thought of that before you turned 30 and got all elderly" 😆😆😆
It really do be like that sometimes.
"ya look thirty" 😆😆😆
tfw you are 30+ now lmao
Zero One I'm sad now lol
knew it from the beginning,the AF wasn't gonna take him.
The AF never takes him.
HOLY FUCK !! over 300 goddamn likes ! wow...
That1 Gopnik yeah,I know lol. poor guy. I got a cousin in the AF. dude is a little sissy bitch.
Dorsey m
Im actually going to see the recruiter tomorrow. Looking to join Air Force. Don’t worry, its not on my plans to become a sissy little bitch.
That1 Gopnik right on man ! good luck,I plan on going navy (seals) or army (infantry-sf),in a year.
and the AF didn't make him a sissy prissy bitch. he already was one. although,it probably didn't help him any 😁
“B-b-but my high school told me that filling out my selective service card was just a formality!”
Poor Coast Guard always left out.
@Gage Westerhouse
To be fair, if the Coast Guard ever needed a draft......god help us all....
In times of War, the coast guard gets put under the authority of the Navy, so if they need more guardsmen it’ll probably be a naval guy who drafts you, and the Navy will just offer the guys they want least to the Coast Guard.
The Marines are also technically under the Command of the Navy in times of War (the original purpose of Marines were for ship-to-ship boarding actions, and only got their “quick deployment amphibious shock infantry” role later), but don’t tell them that. It hurts their feelings. (and they’re important enough that the Navy wouldn’t interfere with their draft picks)
@@IONATVS Coast Guard doesn't take Navy dregs my guy. Standards are too high. Trust me, I know. We'll come get you if we want you.
@@DEATHkillzer they would during war time. Trust me, i know. But they wouldnt come get you because nobody wants you. Im an army vet and id take a Navy guy to Afghanistan with me before i took a coast guard person or whatever they call you.
Do you really think we're going to be drafted to actually defend our country, or invade someone else's? No coast guard required
It’s true. Was in the Air Force for 10
Years, and my favorite subject was calculus while I was getting my engineering degree. We also had nice golf courses
Damn
Navy has golf courses too
Y'all had a golf course??? Dang! Jealous!
Coast Guard, sorry we are full up. Saving lives and seizing drugs is too popular. Others "go to war" branches will be following up.
I worked with a guy who joined the Coast Guard to avoid Vietnam. Then his commander volunteered the unit to go to Vietnam. Oops.
r/therewasanattempt
the coast guard only did river and shore patrol. and trained the South Vietnamese coast guard.
@@adonisguy3243 He had stories of doing inspections of small boats. On one boat, the guy grabbed an AK47 and opened fire. He said they had two 50 cal machine guns covering him. Never gave an order, the two machine guns just sank the boat. He said the boat just vanished.
@@kevinmoore4887 ,
Must have been a small Vietnamese fishing boat.
@@adonisguy3243 He said it was a small san pan. The shooter and bottom just disappeared and it sank like a rock.
Anyone here after hearing about Russia invading the Ukraine?
Me
Navy " yes i like a man whos fisty " 😂😂😂
Feisty* tf is fisty bruh
Lol fisty and fiesty both apply
Carlo Mejia 10/10
FISTY WORKS BETTER JFC
The hell is that smell?
Army: All about money and ends in disappointment
Marine Corps: Motavating af
Airforce: Hardly ever lets you join
Navy: Only wants you
Coast Guard: ..............
Marines are motivating asf and army will disappoint
@Jax Taylor Every branch has special forces.
@@Chris_MarMar special forces is army. You’d be more correct in saying special operations forces, maybe.
Space Force: *Halo theme starts*
Why does the Navy "only want you to get to sign"? Why is that? I do hear they are so eager to get you to sign.
Yo that shiny shoe hittin´the door killed me :P
Lmfao!!!
Right??! 💀💀 roflmao
Corframs.... squeaks of freedom. I still have mine
Me before the navy shows up: "The navy gonna gay, right?"
The navy shows up, me: "ahhh, as expected"
That Marine DI voice was pretty accurate.
viridianroad I bet you was chin was 8 inches long for some reason
That probably was a real DI or use to be lol.
Home dog Gaming
Sometimes they have their vocal chords bleed
Coast guard: laughs in safety
Cause they aren't a military branch
Peter Gosinya they are
@@petergosinya5211 Idiot
Coast Guard Reserves go overseas
National Guard
"Scream now!"
*BRBRBRBRB"
That had me dying lol
Jesus Christ it’s laurel
Show me your war cry
I may or may not have watched that part about a dozen times.
@@tastytaist9916 AAAAAAAAHHH!
@@sawyernorthrop4078 Bullshit, you didn't convince me! Let me see your REAL war face!!
Who here after Ukraine?
Airforce all the way
Bruh I've been hittin the books since this shit started
Army=HOOAH!
Marines=OORAH!
Navy=Squeeeeeee!
HelloTardis you forgot Air Force=Please Take Me!
Air-force=*sounds of speed of sound breaking jet engine
Air Force=Vruuuuuuu!
Air force= vroooooom
Airforce = BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
“Diabetes and old folks home” LMFAOOOO
*Japanese Military Drafting:* *GET IN THE GUNDAM!*
"GET IN THE GOD DAMN MECH SHINJI"
@@saphrone4071 lol also Asuka is worst girl
@ODST 4 Life By the emperor that was great
@ODST 4 Life turns out to be the unicorn gundam which proceeds to unmake the Imperial Warlord class titan mech;
"oh look another idiot trying to play hero."
@ODST 4 Life ....you might want to look up what the unicorn actually does cause it literally unmakes things.
The Navy one😂😂😂 and honestly people are so sensitive these days that this video could get him canceled in the next year
"You should have thought about that Before turning 30" 🤣
And gettin all elderly
Yep went into the Air Force straight out of high school because, get this, I was tired of school... boy did I get a rude awakening 😂😂😂
Navy: does this dd214 smell like chloroform to you?
Facts!
Mmmmmmmmm press ganged.....
Chris Pattom fuckin Legend, I've not heard that joke in years, but it's sooooo good lol.
Chris Pattom HOLY SHIT!!! I'm dying over here.
Dude, I’m a Navy vet and that Navy part made me ACTUALLY laugh out loud! Well done!
Its not gay if your underway! ( dammit theres no nuclear sub emoji)
Thank you sir, I am an air force vet
Combat Infantry here. We're all on the same team. We're allowed to poke fun at each other. l cant tell you how many "dumb infantry" jokes I've heard. All hilarious!
Where does navy being gay come from
Ex-Squid as well....😀
Ain’t no branch of the military ever going to notify me of being drafted, I would rather sit in prison then go murk poor innocent people for f all !
Agreed
Who are these poor innocent poor people you speak off😂
The only complain I have is that Petty officer Dingleberry didn't do a tongue click XD
True
That's what I thought. Definitely wasn't him
Philbert yes, i was looking for that lol
He did when he opened the door
Oh RAWR XD XD XD XD XD XD
Coast Gaurd: ...."I think I forgot something"
Space Force: "If you forgot it, then it wasn't important"
Coast Gaurd:"Yea, you're probably right"
Lol
Guard*
@@The_Shy_Guy. the English Teacher:get down on the fricking ground and give me 2000 Edit: sentences using guard u stupid idiot
@@Waxy_K I am very confused on what your trying to say ngl
@@The_Shy_Guy. I think he just forgot his meds
Real question: how do they notify you if you don’t have an address..like...what if you live in your car 😂
Physics Only they will find your car one way or another😂
They have the ability to track people down in the middle of a bum fuck nowhere desert. You ain't hiding anywhere.
If you live in your car maybe the military is a good option for you
They would find you by your license plate
they did prepare you to be homeless and shit
I love how the navy guy holds the door open with his foot xD
"Your house even smells like diabetes and an old folks home." 🤣😂🤣
18 yearold: I'm still too young to drink alcohol...
Military Draft: BUT YOU'RE NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE FOR YOUR COUNTRY!
Man that's fucked up I really hope they change that to at least 21 for the love of God they're still kids at least at 21 they start to mature somewhat
@@donnyjones6717 Might as well just change the age of adulthood to 21 since they can't even smoke now.
MFW people scream for equality, but only men can be forced to fight and die for their country.
Have your country lower the drinking age like everywhere else in the world
Exactly like Kodak Black said. Probably the smartest thing he's ever said too. "Ain't old enough to hit the club and fill my cup with rum
But I can go die in the army, goin' to war for them
Ain't old enough for marijuana cigars, or spark my blunt
But old enough to spend my life behind bars, that's dumb"
This is inaccurate the Navy guy should have been Filipino
I've noticed that in the UK too!
A strange amount of south east Asians in our navy too.
@@venomstrikeproductions5250 How tf is that racist....
@@venomstrikeproductions5250 it's not racism idiot, there are tons of asians in the US navy.which is true .there's no problem to that
@@qbcreamer4493 Its 2019 nigga everything be racist now
Racis
The Marine handing him a junk rifle always makes me chuckle.
When you think you’re not getting drafted but “Fortunate Son” keeps playing in your head😂
LMFAO!!!
Killed me with that "Petty Officer Dingleberry" 😂🤣
Dingleberryyyyyyyyy! 😡
He got me when the air force guy said "good luck out there dodging bullets in the army" LOL.
Much rather be dodging bullets than doggie paddling my way back to shore with the Navy.
@@howardbaxter2514 lol
The Air Force one with all the science stuff reminded me of how the Air Force is in charge of the Stargate in well the show Stargate SG1.
I need to do a Petty Officer dingle berry reaction video 😂😏
Please do it for the love of papa!
lol
Dooooood, I'd give that the THICCEST of Likes!
Feat. PAPA!
I swear, you are everywhere 😂