How Each Branch Of The Military Will Notify You Of Being Drafted

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  • @yushathomas
    @yushathomas  6 лет назад +28339

    HAHAHA I know there were nothing but Navy personnel that unliked this video!

    • @jetmech97
      @jetmech97 6 лет назад +1114

      I’m Navy and that was funny as HELL 😆

    • @D40P
      @D40P 6 лет назад +381

      Yusha Thomas Why do you always exclude the Coast Guard? Sure, they're DHS, not DOD, but American citizens were drafted into the USCG during WW2 (though it technically can become part of the Navy during wartime) and Vietnam too. 🤔

    • @airbornetortilla9489
      @airbornetortilla9489 6 лет назад +535

      That fucking foot part KILLED ME bro hahaha

    • @bottomtext5473
      @bottomtext5473 6 лет назад +66

      Yusha Thomas what’s the name of the song that you used for the Marines??

    • @craigbrown1760
      @craigbrown1760 6 лет назад +126

      Fortunate Son - Credence Clearwater Revival

  • @jasonwillows5239
    @jasonwillows5239 3 года назад +12308

    Nah, let's be honest, the Air Force just sends you an email with a meme.

  • @fredleeland2464
    @fredleeland2464 4 года назад +17324

    Space Force:
    *Sends choir to sing Halo theme*

    • @68idl
      @68idl 4 года назад +770

      Me: *ight imma go to the space marines*

    • @Tryharder69420
      @Tryharder69420 4 года назад +123

      FunTube Vloggt Hurensohn McCartney Ima go into the ODST drop school

    • @Medik2
      @Medik2 4 года назад +90

      Oh yeah, they said something about odsts

    • @landbefortime6898
      @landbefortime6898 4 года назад +41

      @@Medik2 I want to serve my country in the Marine Corps but my parents pushed me into the Air Force against my will and there is nothing I can do to argue against them or to do anything since Im in high school and I'm under their roof

    • @duddude321
      @duddude321 4 года назад +138

      @@landbefortime6898 Sure ya can. Just join the marines instead. They can't sign your name for you, only you can pick which dotted line you slap your name on. If they object tell 'em to piss off, you already signed. What are they gonna do, kick ya out? You're already off to basic. Disown you? If they're the type to do that then you're better off without them, and you're already on your way to a better family. Call up your recruiter and REE at him until he unenlists you? He'll just tell 'em off and hang up.
      Kid, if you aren't 18 yet you're almost there, and your parents' power over you is pretty much gone. The nature of your relationship is changing, it's no longer Parent and Child, it's Parent and Adult. They can either be supportive of your positive life choices or lose their place in your life.

  • @Professor_Johnny_Sins
    @Professor_Johnny_Sins 5 лет назад +41230

    18 year old: I can’t drink or smoke man
    U.S Military: Lol here’s a tank

    • @killzxo21
      @killzxo21 5 лет назад +869

      Peak Clown World I’m legit 19 and I’m doing 19k 😂😂😂

    • @Myreactionwhen_80085
      @Myreactionwhen_80085 5 лет назад +697

      You can smoke at 18, but it's probably not good to do either if you're going in the military

    • @Lo-tf6qt
      @Lo-tf6qt 5 лет назад +268

      Funny thing is I'm hoping to joining the Royal Tank Corps, I hope I'll do well and graduate

    • @Yakubstopguy
      @Yakubstopguy 5 лет назад +33

      hello brother

    • @Myreactionwhen_80085
      @Myreactionwhen_80085 5 лет назад +50

      @Caleb Paul Federal law is 18. In this case it's pretty valid to the military

  • @bustedrav
    @bustedrav 3 года назад +5935

    My father was a recon marine, he once told me a joke, "why does the navy use powdered soap?" "because it takes longer to pick up" 😂😂

    • @theodorejohnson2334
      @theodorejohnson2334 3 года назад +317

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 you owe me a new shirt. Was drinking while reading this. Good one

    • @wendyraines8011
      @wendyraines8011 3 года назад +163

      Why do marines have that red stripe on thier pants? It proves that they can run the elevator by themselves without the crayon.

    • @lord_wyran
      @lord_wyran 3 года назад +50

      @@wendyraines8011 wut?

    • @yoholup19
      @yoholup19 3 года назад +21

      @@lord_wyran he called the marines stupid as hell

    • @lord_wyran
      @lord_wyran 3 года назад +124

      @@yoholup19 I kind of guessed that I just dont know what crayons have to do with running and elevator. Crayons are for eating

  • @nightninja6244
    @nightninja6244 4 года назад +12237

    Coast Guard: *doesn't show up*

    • @botimusprime2229
      @botimusprime2229 4 года назад +278

      Yup. It’s the Pentagon not square.

    • @justinakers3196
      @justinakers3196 4 года назад +273

      If you ever need the Coast Guard they’re probably not gonna show now

    • @hellyeah3879
      @hellyeah3879 4 года назад +15

      @@justinakers3196 why not?

    • @ThePumpkinRot
      @ThePumpkinRot 4 года назад +89

      Coast guard doesn't get the draft.

    • @brendondeborde883
      @brendondeborde883 4 года назад +16

      what’s the coast guard?

  • @cooperwhite2732
    @cooperwhite2732 4 года назад +8756

    “Well you shoulda thought of that before you turned 30 and got all elderly”

    • @DeadLkeMe
      @DeadLkeMe 4 года назад +355

      Real talk tho, guys at my squadron complain about "being so old". Dude, you're fucking 28. Stfu lol

    • @elvincolon6440
      @elvincolon6440 4 года назад +37

      yo this shit had me dying😂

    • @justincameron9123
      @justincameron9123 4 года назад +12

      congratulations copying the comment from 2 years ago

    • @xsaxia2008
      @xsaxia2008 4 года назад +9

      This hit hard

    • @austin5801
      @austin5801 4 года назад +46

      Can confirm. I’m 29 and they sometimes do make me feel like I started too late.

  • @opticalusion8823
    @opticalusion8823 3 года назад +15133

    Guy getting drafted: "Give it to me straight."
    Naval officer: "I'm afraid I can't do that."

  • @GuukanKitsune
    @GuukanKitsune 2 года назад +1408

    I love that the Air Force showed up to his house just to tell him they absolutely are NOT gonna draft him.

    • @ephemispriest8069
      @ephemispriest8069 Год назад +19

      They're exactly like that. I'm glad the navy does more actual work in the sky these days.

    • @Dabeachguy
      @Dabeachguy Год назад +8

      Yeah we petty like that 😂

    • @RonBarracuda
      @RonBarracuda 4 месяца назад +1

      Yes, I know, this is two years old.
      - I’m retired Air Force. The only part of my old uniform that still fits are my socks.

    • @williambrown2830
      @williambrown2830 3 месяца назад +3

      I served honorably in the USAF, but I am now 58. If they need me to save America, then we are SOOO screwed.

    • @CosmicIsStoned
      @CosmicIsStoned 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@williambrown2830Don't sell yourself short, I'm sure you can still kick some ass.

  • @JG-id5vi
    @JG-id5vi 6 лет назад +20463

    I work with an old airforce vet. I asked him how hard was basic training? He said "We had to do an 8 mile run. But it rained out that day so we canceled."

    • @alfonsomartinez8849
      @alfonsomartinez8849 5 лет назад +4116

      Yeah... And those poor bastards have to sleep a mandatory 8 hours a night. lol

    • @davidparker.2227
      @davidparker.2227 5 лет назад +3611

      @@alfonsomartinez8849 of course.
      Being in the air Force is 90% mental and 10% physical.
      You cannot be at your best and have a clear mind without proper sleep. Comparing the army to the airforce is like comparing an A-10 to a F-22. Get that?
      EDIT: *both are great warplanes, but for different purposes and each having their own unique characteristics.*

    • @stabboducko7485
      @stabboducko7485 5 лет назад +1165

      Air Force drill sergeant- A lot people think we are the easiest branch but we are more fit then the marines.
      Marine drill sergeants - the hardest branch and more fit then us please. Wait didn’t you guys get rid of you’re hardest week. You guys are so bad the coast guard can beat you. You’re brains not strength now go back to you’re computer.

    • @supercoolguy43
      @supercoolguy43 5 лет назад +1303

      nothing stops the air force but rain and lightning

    • @Emistotle
      @Emistotle 5 лет назад +454

      I mean hey....the air force is kind of bad ass. Hahahahah

  • @dawnbriscoe6898
    @dawnbriscoe6898 5 лет назад +8586

    I LOST IT when Navy put his foot on the door.

    • @rcairforceone
      @rcairforceone 5 лет назад +288

      Yaaaaaaas lol

    • @tristanpinnock7322
      @tristanpinnock7322 5 лет назад +260

      No it's the finger on the lips lol aaaah boi that fucking army guy keeps fucking with us.

    • @ATLballer
      @ATLballer 5 лет назад +177

      When he put the finger on the lips and he said what the hell is that smell.....he said ass...LOL

    • @Aus10McNeal
      @Aus10McNeal 5 лет назад +16

      Meet the zohan level if flexibility

    • @gcon.807
      @gcon.807 5 лет назад +2

      Austen McNeal not much flexibility

  • @SofaKing880
    @SofaKing880 5 лет назад +5342

    _That DD214 don’t mean shit when the nuclear bomb hit_
    Best quote ever? 😂

    • @mysticfalcon8844
      @mysticfalcon8844 5 лет назад +5

      😂

    • @Zayindjejfj
      @Zayindjejfj 5 лет назад +34

      Nah fuck that bomb. My DD 214 will protect me from the fallout.

    • @Loltroll8
      @Loltroll8 5 лет назад +4

      Magic Warrior THAT DD214 DIDN’T MEAN SHIT JACK

    • @otterwingate7581
      @otterwingate7581 5 лет назад +5

      I want that on a t shirt

    • @Zayindjejfj
      @Zayindjejfj 5 лет назад

      @@Loltroll8 Sure it does.

  • @SUPERLINKX2
    @SUPERLINKX2 3 года назад +506

    Coast Guard: Ah fuck it, we’ll go get him tomorrow

    • @vcrazy_diamond
      @vcrazy_diamond 3 года назад +4

      Nice pfp

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 2 года назад +1

      cCraZy_Diamond Agreed

    • @mcparadise97
      @mcparadise97 2 года назад +4

      They actually didn’t have enough funding in their budget to hire on more recruits, so they just decided to not recruit anyone.

    • @estebanquinones5918
      @estebanquinones5918 Год назад +6

      More like
      Coast guard officer: "alright did you draft em?"
      Recruit: "wait you guys draft people?"

    • @monkofdarktimes
      @monkofdarktimes 6 месяцев назад +1

      I doubt it. Given how drafts are in place. The people would join the Coast Guard to at least be safe from 90% of any action

  • @jar8808
    @jar8808 4 года назад +6618

    20 year old: I was about to get married!?
    US Military: lmao ditch her, your rifle is your new wife.

    • @kguy6635
      @kguy6635 4 года назад +198

      THIS IS MY RIFLE

    • @isaiahwilson4943
      @isaiahwilson4943 4 года назад +104

      @@kguy6635 This is my gun!

    • @nocturneraider
      @nocturneraider 4 года назад +195

      She was gonna cheat anyways

    • @kguy6635
      @kguy6635 4 года назад +64

      @@isaiahwilson4943 This is for fighting!

    • @fosunchuuk4511
      @fosunchuuk4511 4 года назад +9

      Random Combichrist fans?! :D

  • @benjrivera21
    @benjrivera21 3 года назад +9054

    I love that during the Marines part "Fortunate Son" is playing

  • @ranggasaktibudiputra1547
    @ranggasaktibudiputra1547 4 года назад +6086

    The moment that navy dude shows his shiny shoe I know something isn't straight.

  • @DuelingCharisma
    @DuelingCharisma 3 года назад +691

    “If you’re not under the age of 20, we don’t want you”
    YUP

  • @TheGo1denHawk
    @TheGo1denHawk 3 года назад +6596

    My grandfather was a fighter pilot. Always said to me "if you have to go to war, make sure your ass is in the air"

    • @66666Ray
      @66666Ray 3 года назад +374

      He was a wise man

    • @HiddenVariable777
      @HiddenVariable777 3 года назад +134

      Ummmm...

    • @muthafluffindemon747
      @muthafluffindemon747 3 года назад +806

      I think he might have actually been a part of the Navy..

    • @prospect689
      @prospect689 3 года назад +123

      No disrespect, but I think you should get a new grandfather

    • @zacksima8333
      @zacksima8333 3 года назад +171

      @@prospect689 imagine being a ball turret gunner

  • @bent8085
    @bent8085 3 года назад +6986

    18 year old in 1944: damn being 18 is so cool. I can finally drink, smoke, and vote
    US Military: Looks like your going to the beaches of Normandy Jimbo

    • @sce2aux464
      @sce2aux464 3 года назад +353

      In 1944, they wouldn't even be told if they were going to Europe or the Pacific until they actually got to the right coast.

    • @CAPTJared
      @CAPTJared 3 года назад +139

      They couldn't even vote back then lol. That didn't come around until the 60's

    • @cheesilicious1186
      @cheesilicious1186 3 года назад +71

      You can tell which front you were going to when they gave out your camo, light for pacific, darkish green for Europe

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 3 года назад +49

      Back then voting was 21

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 3 года назад +47

      All of that was Age 21 in 1944
      And don’t think Normandy was anywhere close to the worst battle that year

  • @bryanmartinez6600
    @bryanmartinez6600 3 года назад +3291

    If some draft guy from the Marines comes to my door with a boombox blasting Fortunate Son how can you disagree.

    • @floridacooking7018
      @floridacooking7018 3 года назад +149

      You don’t you, get your ass on the bus and get ready to have fun

    • @shaneg9081
      @shaneg9081 3 года назад +20

      You tell them to stop being the oldest cliche in Marine history.

    • @lord_wyran
      @lord_wyran 3 года назад +57

      @@shaneg9081 then they take you out behind the woodshed and "have a discussion"

    • @matthewsuttinger4179
      @matthewsuttinger4179 3 года назад +14

      No, they send the Air Force recruiter in cosplay.

    • @WingsofHistory
      @WingsofHistory 3 года назад +7

      The numbers Mason... what do they mean!

  • @valdivia1234567
    @valdivia1234567 3 года назад +405

    "I like a man that's feisty." Pure Navy right there.....

  • @AreosOriginal
    @AreosOriginal 4 года назад +9496

    18 year old: gets drafted and dies in war
    U.s. gov’t: nice
    18 year old: smokes and drinks
    U.s. Gov’t: ILLEGAL

    • @stoiccrane4259
      @stoiccrane4259 4 года назад +189

      When parents tell their kids not to touch the cookie jar it makes the act more enticing. If you get where I'm going..

    • @roadtosinging5062
      @roadtosinging5062 4 года назад +337

      18 year old: does porn
      Government: yaaaaasssss
      18 year old vapes:
      Government: so you have chosen death

    • @nuggets1259
      @nuggets1259 4 года назад +70

      @@roadtosinging5062 How do those two compare please enlighten me

    • @AbsolXGuardian
      @AbsolXGuardian 4 года назад +65

      It used to be that 18 year olds couldn't even *vote*. It was changed after Vietnam for this exact reason.

    • @Sixfigas
      @Sixfigas 4 года назад +14

      Mind you, if your first duty station is outside the U.S., the rules don't apply

  • @johnnysins9054
    @johnnysins9054 6 лет назад +6200

    “You should’ve thought of that before you turned 30 and got elderly” 😂😂😂😂

    • @Omar-yi2mv
      @Omar-yi2mv 6 лет назад +19

      JohnnySins yes Johnny Sins American PORN star, it’s funny isn’t it!

    • @TriniLush7
      @TriniLush7 6 лет назад +20

      but the guy speaking to him sounds old af and yes, I know it's yusha but still🤦😂😂

    • @BigBossIvan
      @BigBossIvan 6 лет назад +13

      God damn that was too real for me lol...

    • @rickyshults7818
      @rickyshults7818 6 лет назад +1

      LOL

    • @jay-ki6ie
      @jay-ki6ie 6 лет назад +9

      Love your work sir

  • @AstroKing9619
    @AstroKing9619 4 года назад +2441

    I love how when it was the Marines, Fortunate Son was on in the background. Gold

    • @TmanT321
      @TmanT321 3 года назад +44

      He does that every time he makes fun of the marines in his videos it's beautiful XD

    • @76tennboy
      @76tennboy 3 года назад +18

      THANK YOU I have been looking for that song for a while. I had no idea what it was called and I could barely hear it to search the lyrics

    • @ytucharliesierra
      @ytucharliesierra 3 года назад +17

      @@76tennboy If you like this kind of music you ought to check them out a bit. The lead singer has carried on alone since about the eighties under his name John Fogerty. This band and the music are classics.

    • @chrishouterman4772
      @chrishouterman4772 3 года назад +3

      @@ytucharliesierra Oh Lord, stuck in Lodi agaaaaaaaain!

    • @CaptainRon76
      @CaptainRon76 3 года назад +9

      And they gave him a shitty old rifle from 2 wars prior

  • @tomjustis7237
    @tomjustis7237 3 года назад +234

    I received a notice from my draft board stating it was my THIRD notice (no idea what happened to the first two) and if I didn't report for induction they would basically 'come and get me'. You should have seen the look on my C.O.s face when I told him I had to go home and why. (I was a Corporal serving with the Marines in Vietnam at the time!) The Captain took the notice and told me he would handle it. Then he added, "Just one thing. If they DO come after you ... please take me with you!" Good officer with a good sense of humor!

    • @bugwar5545
      @bugwar5545 Год назад +22

      Got my draft number by mail.
      Of course it was while I was in the field in Vietnam, but it is the thought that counts.
      I think I was like 314 or so.

    • @Captain-Max
      @Captain-Max 2 месяца назад +2

      Got my notice in the middle of Coast Guard Boot camp...ya missed me boys. 😝

  • @thfpt
    @thfpt 4 года назад +4580

    I always like how everyone agrees to getting yelled at by a marine, doesn't matter the circumstances.

    • @The_Shy_Guy.
      @The_Shy_Guy. 4 года назад +104

      I mean yea like I dont like people yelling in my face but id be a little bitch in front of a DI🤣🤣

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 3 года назад +155

      I knew a guy in the military whos drill instructor would make the entire platoon do push ups every time purple rain played. Even at special events

    • @izanagi711
      @izanagi711 3 года назад +124

      @@The_Shy_Guy. Same bro same. People always think they can square up to drill sarges but forget that these mufukin hellhounds have hand-to-hand combat drilled inside their skull. You will die if you square up to them, not to mention the other ten drill sarges that'll beat your ass too.
      Also before anyone says it, I know they can't touch you, and they pride themselves on making you shit your pants without laying a finger on you, but they're allowed to defend themselves if a recruit acts up

    • @Ysumbruh0
      @Ysumbruh0 3 года назад +52

      I mean it’s a marine you can’t do shit about a marine yelling at you

    • @patrickthomas2119
      @patrickthomas2119 3 года назад +32

      @@izanagi711 common misconception DI aren’t that intimidating most were POGs. I myself got into a minor altercation with my drill hat when he tried kicking my rifle out of my hand. Told the senior “this recruit was protecting his weapon, sir”. His response was after an angry pause. “Good initiative bad fuckin judgement. You’ll pay later get the fuck outside”. Oh I paid but it wasn’t that bad.
      It is my ITB instructors I didn’t want to fuck with. Many were battle of Fallujah veterans. You could tell there was something wrong with them. Like the type that would actually fuck you up or completely snap and kill your ass if you fucked up. This guys are the ones that got my ass ready for combat. It wasn’t boot camp which was a cake walk compared to ITB.

  • @BigBossMan257
    @BigBossMan257 5 лет назад +2272

    “Uncle Sam got yo ass now, mwahahaha”
    “But sarge :( “
    Had me rolling lmfaooo

  • @wales2k4747
    @wales2k4747 4 года назад +4665

    Space Force:
    “My name is Sergeant Major Avery Johnson and you have been drafted to fight against the Covenant in the Space Force.”

    • @thisismagacountry1318
      @thisismagacountry1318 4 года назад +37

      It takes a Spur to lead the way.

    • @MrGA555
      @MrGA555 4 года назад +266

      Nahhh, is be more like this:
      *throws gear at him*
      “All you greenhorns who wanted to see Covenant up close... this is your lucky day. Get tactical Marine!”

    • @halcionkoenig243
      @halcionkoenig243 4 года назад +88

      Fighting the Covenant? Sign us the fuck up! Some of us will happily be used as meat shields for Chief.

    • @klidthelid8361
      @klidthelid8361 4 года назад +52

      Halcion Koenig
      Meat shield really is the correct term. The games don’t do justice just how OP the covenant forces were. It was slaughter

    • @mj3541
      @mj3541 4 года назад +48

      Johnson shows up at front door
      person:who are u
      Johnson: Get tactical marine
      Person: I didn’t sign up for..
      Johnson-PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, cuz your goin to war
      Person: i don’t wanna go!
      Johnson- when I joined the corps we didn’t have any fancy shmancy tanks, we two sticks, and a rock, for a whole platoon, and we had to sharrre the rock! BUCK UP BOI, you’re one very luck marine
      Person-wait but....
      Johnson- NOW MOVE IT OUT, DOUBLE TIME IT!

  • @northside314
    @northside314 3 года назад +195

    1:01
    "SCREAM NOW!"
    "BRBLRBRBBURR!"
    Lmao. Yes. That.

    • @northside314
      @northside314 3 года назад +3

      @ButterArk He did not. Scream now. It will always be "scream now."

    • @thefilipinokid3575
      @thefilipinokid3575 3 года назад +1

      @@northside314 it was straighten up lol

    • @northside314
      @northside314 3 года назад +1

      @@thefilipinokid3575 As a Marine recruit my drill instructors were forever saying "scream now." It was as common as hearing "ears!" I think the guy that made this video is also aware that our drill instructors are notorious for saying things like that. Go watch a few videos of DIs. They're bound to say it at least once.

  • @phewgangslomo2478
    @phewgangslomo2478 3 года назад +4805

    The Navy Man’s *shoe* is what killed me.... 💀

    • @alexanderbarton3904
      @alexanderbarton3904 3 года назад +195

      He said yeeeasssss

    • @salvadorcardenas9317
      @salvadorcardenas9317 3 года назад +87

      @Rahq Vuth naw those look like the shoes they had the female cadets wear when I was in military school bro lol. Guys had different styled bates, but those were females lmao

    • @rickeytaylor2328
      @rickeytaylor2328 3 года назад +10

      😂😂😂

    • @ProjectZepdos42
      @ProjectZepdos42 3 года назад +29

      They're called "glossy's" for a reason.

    • @DraconusStar
      @DraconusStar 3 года назад +10

      @@salvadorcardenas9317 it's the black woman from the other videos. Shit I hope they just bought them for the day and returned em because that's a expensive purchase just for a video -- and I think all these dudes army so their useless.

  • @morax1030
    @morax1030 6 лет назад +3691

    To sum it up:
    Army: Here's your gear and you going to war
    Marines: *[Full Metal Jacket]*
    Air Force: airfield security
    Navy: *g a y*

  • @JRico-xm8qw
    @JRico-xm8qw 5 лет назад +3532

    Space Force: You're now in the mobile infantry. If the bugs don't get you, the separatists will. Would you like to know more?

    • @CT-5736-Bladez
      @CT-5736-Bladez 5 лет назад +43

      N. Arugaren
      Was that a Star Wars reference??

    • @bobbyhill5067
      @bobbyhill5067 5 лет назад +217

      @@CT-5736-Bladez its Starship Troopers not star wars

    • @ares_bluesteel
      @ares_bluesteel 5 лет назад +72

      Space Force is literally just taking over satellite duty from the Air Force.

    • @rottiesdad
      @rottiesdad 5 лет назад +1

      @@bobbyhill5067 same thing.

    • @Chip-Chapley
      @Chip-Chapley 5 лет назад +76

      Perks of the space force include; fully co-ed showers
      Co-ed bunks
      Combat training that would make the most hardcore navy seal wet with envy
      New prosthetics for the amputated drafty
      The true motto for the space force is "we'll take anybody, if we cant fix you no one can"

  • @johncochran8497
    @johncochran8497 3 года назад +191

    Enlisted in various forces....
    Army: Officers plan the battles. The enlisted do the fighting and dying.
    Marines: Officers plan the battles. Enlisted and 2nd lieutenants do the fighting and dying.
    Navy: The Captain goes down with his ship. Unfortunately, so does everyone else.
    Air Force: "Go get 'em sir. We'll fix your plane if it comes back."

  • @DiscordOfDave
    @DiscordOfDave 4 года назад +2383

    *warthog bursts through front door*
    “Welcome to the Space Force, son.”

    • @ibtrippen
      @ibtrippen 4 года назад +49

      ... it looks more like a walrus.

    • @ibtrippen
      @ibtrippen 4 года назад +51

      or a puma.

    • @flaminginferno6641
      @flaminginferno6641 4 года назад +23

      @@ibtrippen A man of culture i see

    • @MN_Morannon
      @MN_Morannon 4 года назад +12

      ibtrippen how bout the chupacabra?

    • @flaminginferno6641
      @flaminginferno6641 4 года назад +12

      @@MN_Morannon Chupacabra? Don't you mean Chupathingy?

  • @chudlink
    @chudlink 6 лет назад +4046

    i like how in the marines one he's immediately given a rifle lol

    • @slovak4life1991
      @slovak4life1991 5 лет назад +277

      Mudlink “TAKE THIS DAMN RIFLE!!!!” Makes me laugh every time.

    • @typoanonymous
      @typoanonymous 5 лет назад +177

      I wonder if the drafty at the next house only gets the ammo.

    • @slackerengi2401
      @slackerengi2401 5 лет назад +120

      Marines know the drill
      Shoot straight or die trying

    • @slackerengi2401
      @slackerengi2401 5 лет назад +102

      @@slovak4life1991
      He intimidates you while giving you a loaded gun
      The irony

    • @deez420nuts69
      @deez420nuts69 5 лет назад +5

      Lol this comment section is toxic

  • @5StagesOfGrief_4thForm
    @5StagesOfGrief_4thForm 3 года назад +1762

    My friend got rejected by the airforce because one of his eyes have 2 different colors (half green half brown, pretty fucking cool and rare) hes now stuck in the navy with me

    • @Senrabekim
      @Senrabekim 3 года назад +986

      A sailor unironically talking about how pretty his shipmate's eyes are. Never change, Navy, never change.

    • @lecommenter8528
      @lecommenter8528 3 года назад +283

      He probably was out because something else, navy saw his eyes and knew he was a keeper

    • @Prophezora
      @Prophezora 3 года назад +155

      They are not joking when they say airforce is the toughest branch to get into. Good grief.

    • @maxluong2
      @maxluong2 3 года назад +102

      @@Senrabekim you caught him slippinnn lmaoo

    • @gageniedert4344
      @gageniedert4344 3 года назад +13

      @@maxluong2 he may have heterochromia

  • @milsimtypeguy9594
    @milsimtypeguy9594 3 года назад +148

    17 year old’s turning 18:
    US MILITARY: _It’s free real estate_

  • @813Productions
    @813Productions 6 лет назад +3199

    Lmao “Your house even smells like diabetes and old folks home”

    • @aceous99
      @aceous99 6 лет назад +17

      but air force lets u join enlisted at 39

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew 5 лет назад +10

      @@aceous99 now they do lol

    • @Daddyvader7
      @Daddyvader7 5 лет назад +1

      aceous99 now they do before it was 28 I think.

    • @Legohaiden
      @Legohaiden 5 лет назад +5

      @@Daddyvader7 yes it used to be 27, but they recently raised it to 39. Generally though, if you are over 32 most military branches will NOT want to enlist you unless you are 1. physically fit 2. Have a skill that is readily applicable to a needed vocation and 3. have no major injuries or disabilities. Older recruits have a much much harder time adjusting to military life then younger ones.

  • @matthewbragulla151
    @matthewbragulla151 4 года назад +6257

    This got recommended at the perfect time. Its kinda scary

    • @te-nu-salt.headley8130
      @te-nu-salt.headley8130 4 года назад +12

      Man that's what I'm saying

    • @nathancounts8762
      @nathancounts8762 4 года назад +5

      Yeah wtf

    • @dokkae-bae4386
      @dokkae-bae4386 4 года назад +3

      Yup :/

    • @JoseFlores-bd2tx
      @JoseFlores-bd2tx 4 года назад +2

      Really useful

    • @CWhiteB_
      @CWhiteB_ 4 года назад +6

      yeah I enlisted as infantry in the army a month or 2 ago and go to basic within 365 days and i'm kind of scared now. but that's what i signed up for.

  • @dr.deadpool5959
    @dr.deadpool5959 4 года назад +2826

    2018
    Category: Entertainment
    2020
    Category: Education

    • @brentmohammed7850
      @brentmohammed7850 4 года назад +3

      because its ww3 now and theres a draft

    • @sageforce9306
      @sageforce9306 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @mikemorgan2211
      @mikemorgan2211 4 года назад +1

      Education about it just cause or Education about following a great man do even more great things?

    • @Damo2690
      @Damo2690 4 года назад

      Sweet summer comment

    • @jenniferhlavac4061
      @jenniferhlavac4061 4 года назад +1

      Meeeee watching things and laughing until it’s my turn 😂😭

  • @moscowjade
    @moscowjade 3 года назад +156

    As an Air Force veteran who had MANY cross-service experiences, this is so accurate it hurts.

  • @DanielBowens
    @DanielBowens 3 года назад +6009

    Imagine catching your dd-214 just to be drafted back a short time later 😂😂

    • @9manny99
      @9manny99 3 года назад +222

      Gets out of WW2 to Korean War

    • @moniquebrown4072
      @moniquebrown4072 3 года назад +37

      Now thats the mf-ing nightmare!!!

    • @alanf4106
      @alanf4106 3 года назад +92

      Imagine hating "mean tweets" so much you elect a frail old figure head and a diversity hire and they end up starting a war with china and start a draft haha

    • @dynamicworldentertainment5190
      @dynamicworldentertainment5190 3 года назад +68

      I got mine and got asked 6 weeks later to do informant mission in Turkey.... didn’t mean shit cause I said no and they says “you mean yes”

    • @moniquebrown4072
      @moniquebrown4072 3 года назад +17

      @@dynamicworldentertainment5190 😄I'm laughing but I'm crying scared inside

  • @michaelherrera6046
    @michaelherrera6046 4 года назад +1180

    I wasn't ready for the navy recruiter and his finger 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @ryangarcia985
    @ryangarcia985 4 года назад +1535

    Coast Guard: You get to come to Florida and hang out with all these 50 year old fat guys.

    • @ballzoffire123
      @ballzoffire123 4 года назад +64

      Then get you stinking drunk the night before and drop you off at BC. 😆

    • @azai247
      @azai247 4 года назад +52

      Or you get to hang out in the Mississippi River Delta rescuing ships that have run aground all day.

    • @BGerbs66
      @BGerbs66 4 года назад +17

      Because when you're here, you're family

    • @ryangarcia985
      @ryangarcia985 4 года назад +3

      @@BGerbs66 ya

    • @arkhaan7066
      @arkhaan7066 4 года назад +10

      CG boot camp is a bitch though.

  • @sethhardin9558
    @sethhardin9558 3 года назад +55

    “Petty Officer Dingleberry” gets me every time 😂

  • @stonedsloth6367
    @stonedsloth6367 6 лет назад +6273

    Marines: die for your country
    Air Force: die for airconditioning

    • @snipinmonsta
      @snipinmonsta 5 лет назад +239

      Aus- Air Force more like marines die for your country..............
      20hours later fuhuuhuuhuuuuckkkkkkkkk it was a trap call the Air Force we need air support nowwwwwwww

    • @oddyssey7303
      @oddyssey7303 5 лет назад +69

      Antwan1398 or FUUHHUUCCKKKK call the army we need artillery noowwww

    • @snipinmonsta
      @snipinmonsta 5 лет назад +34

      HitMyJuul lmao half the time the army is long gone because you just relieved them lmao it’s always us or the navy every time

    • @Joker61861
      @Joker61861 5 лет назад +5

      HitMyJuul we have our own artillery thank you

    • @grsimpson3957
      @grsimpson3957 5 лет назад +34

      You don't win a war by dying for your country, you win a war by making the other poor dumb basted dynamic for his country. General Patton said something like that.

  • @mutungprimu670
    @mutungprimu670 4 года назад +1221

    17 year olds: I can’t drink, smoke, or live on my own
    US MILITARY: Wanna learn how to kill?

  • @ciaraofcourse1
    @ciaraofcourse1 6 лет назад +6685

    Petty Officer Dingleberry kills me every time 😭😭😭

  • @hectorrenteria6595
    @hectorrenteria6595 3 года назад +32

    "Congrats! You're going to war." Makes it sound like he won something lmao

  • @cluelesssimmer5856
    @cluelesssimmer5856 4 года назад +3079

    i was in the airforce and we were on a maneuver in the woods that was scheduled to be three days. it snowed on the first night so we took THE BUS back to the base. and when i say Bus i mean the kind of bus with AC and leather seats. the lieutenant bought us beer and beef jerky at a truck stop because the trip would last at least another two and a half hours... doesn't matter, i served!

    • @JK-ei7wr
      @JK-ei7wr 4 года назад +432

      Lmao. If there’s another draft imma make sure my weird scrawny ass is going to the Air Force

    • @ManiaMac1613
      @ManiaMac1613 4 года назад +579

      @@JK-ei7wr Most of the weird scrawny people actually end up in the Navy. You get a lot of gamers who are already accustomed to avoiding direct sunlight and fresh air, perfect for serving aboard ships.

    • @353Tensa353
      @353Tensa353 4 года назад +75

      @@ManiaMac1613 why does that remind me of golum from lotr... oh no the navys outside...

    • @charlottecunningham2141
      @charlottecunningham2141 3 года назад +7

      ManiaMac1613 lol

    • @warsprite1888
      @warsprite1888 3 года назад +111

      Wow you got the actual "chair force" version: Me I got "here's your ruck, your weapon and your mission, go fetch like a good lil doggy".
      "Btw, there's a light chance of shrapnel, stupidity and insurgents later so you might want to cover up when it starts raining".
      "Why do you want a helmet and night vision gear now?"
      "Request denied because it's too expensive to issue because you might actually scratch it in combat and we have to account for all this stuff in an inspection next year someday."
      Got to love the Air Force where the gear is more important than the people.

  • @silentwarrior3
    @silentwarrior3 4 года назад +4844

    A year ago this was a joke.
    On January 3rd, ITS PREPARATION

    • @TW0man4RMY
      @TW0man4RMY 4 года назад +63

      Thank god im 30 and therefore old af. Good luck out there, kids!

    • @KeysAndDoorss
      @KeysAndDoorss 4 года назад +10

      bruh ima get drafted after high school :(

    • @FBI-mb4fb
      @FBI-mb4fb 4 года назад +12

      TW0man4RMY
      Man fuck u

    • @Monroehutchison
      @Monroehutchison 4 года назад +36

      TwoMan4RMY they drafting your old ass to 😂😂😂 my dad got drafted for Vietnam at 29 as a private. Now get yo ass to ft Jackson.

    • @jeremylaneball5890
      @jeremylaneball5890 4 года назад +5

      You bois ready for Iran?

  • @applejellypucci
    @applejellypucci 6 лет назад +4027

    He threw the duffle bag at him lol "But Sarge?!"

    • @citizengreyfox
      @citizengreyfox 6 лет назад +19

      April it's a sea bag get it right

    • @adberin276
      @adberin276 6 лет назад +3

      Not sea bag you! Its a freaking dug on laundry tracking!!

    • @Kekatronic
      @Kekatronic 6 лет назад +5

      uncle sam got ya now

    • @myleg7223
      @myleg7223 6 лет назад

      Grey Fox damn seaman it’s duffel bag

    • @handlesarecringe957
      @handlesarecringe957 6 лет назад

      Josef Rubio It's a _ruck,_ dammit!

  • @ifearedfate9787
    @ifearedfate9787 4 года назад +763

    "UNCLE SAMS GOT YOUR ASS NOW" favorite line 😂

  • @Slu5h3
    @Slu5h3 4 года назад +4596

    Being from the navy... I can confirm it's as gay as this man makes it out to be. 50 men go under the waves in a steel tube... 25 couples come back up

  • @factsabouturmum9250
    @factsabouturmum9250 3 года назад +28

    Coast guard just gives you a can of spinach and a rowboat. "You know what to do."

  • @30rincon
    @30rincon 3 года назад +2001

    “This house smells like diabetes” that killed me

    • @dusk6159
      @dusk6159 3 года назад +13

      "I like a man that's feisty" to top it off

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 3 года назад +2

      HERE is The Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

  • @chuckmcgee6504
    @chuckmcgee6504 4 года назад +5184

    Who is here after iran.

  • @6TomCruz6
    @6TomCruz6 6 лет назад +1496

    AIRFORCE had me dying 🤣
    •5 star meals
    •State of the art gym facility
    •Air-conditioning

    • @mondogecko01
      @mondogecko01 6 лет назад +44

      dont forget they got rid of beast week...
      uncle sams canoe clubs pt standards are now stricter and harder than the airforce

    • @David-ys4ud
      @David-ys4ud 6 лет назад +81

      Lol until the Space force takes half thier budget. All the other branches will be laughing thier asses off at the air force.

    • @erikhullum625
      @erikhullum625 6 лет назад +4

      @@David-ys4ud So true

    • @keithcarlson1020
      @keithcarlson1020 6 лет назад +17

      Space force aint happening

    • @keithcarlson1020
      @keithcarlson1020 6 лет назад +8

      No, it's a *proposed* sixth branch of the military, it is not one.

  • @kourii
    @kourii 3 года назад +20

    Coast Guard boys: ooh, can't wait to see what he says about us! So nice when we get included :D
    this video:
    Coast Guard boys: Ah. Fair enough :/

  • @Drllp
    @Drllp 3 года назад +1539

    “Oh wait that smell is chloroform”
    Cause that’s what you need to get people to the navy

    • @kylewood4488-b9r
      @kylewood4488-b9r 3 года назад +37

      You travel more in the Navy than in the other branches. I have been to Greece, Italy, Bahrain, Spain, Ireland and their was another country but I forgot the name of it. This was all in 8 months. We are also the ones who help the Marines travel.

    • @nathanz6265
      @nathanz6265 3 года назад +46

      @从 Deadpoppin 从 wait until you're old enough to drink, smoke, and buy a handgun. You shouldn't be fighting for rights you don't even have yet. Plus, that will give you more time to decide which branch of the military is right for you if any at all.

    • @nathanz6265
      @nathanz6265 3 года назад +20

      @从 Deadpoppin 从 fair enough. I can't speak from a very educated standpoint about another country. What I can say is to make sure you join for the right reasons... Plenty of young men die fighting old men's wars...

    • @nathanz6265
      @nathanz6265 3 года назад +4

      @从 Deadpoppin 从 long as you really know what you want, good for you kid.

    • @leroysanchino
      @leroysanchino 3 года назад +3

      @从 Deadpoppin 从 he's saying wait until 21, that's when you can drink, smoke, and buy a handgun. At least in the US. What country do you live in where you can buy a handgun at 15?

  • @realnewsthatmatters9319
    @realnewsthatmatters9319 5 лет назад +888

    When a dude named "Dingleberry" sticks his finger in your mouth 🤮🤮🤮

  • @bigmansarmybma9654
    @bigmansarmybma9654 6 лет назад +2652

    You forgot space force

    • @DinoDays703
      @DinoDays703 6 лет назад +250

      When space force is mentioned but not coast guard XD

    • @ashley3629
      @ashley3629 6 лет назад +30

      Space Force would just be silent

    • @bigmansarmybma9654
      @bigmansarmybma9654 6 лет назад +141

      Ashley 362 all you would hear is the halo theme 😹

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 6 лет назад +32

      Bigmansarmy BMA It would either be as you said, or it will be a guy in an elaborate Commissar uniform knocking at your door, yelling at you to get your ass out there for The God-Emperor and to kill some Heretics and Xenos. Like the Imperial Guard from 40k.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 6 лет назад +21

      Mr Cringy THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

  • @goofyah4300
    @goofyah4300 2 года назад +16

    “In the army, we don’t make mistakes”😂😂😂

  • @Inglewood_Addition
    @Inglewood_Addition 6 лет назад +410

    "Your house even smells like diabetes and old folks home". 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @johnnycatR58
    @johnnycatR58 6 лет назад +1108

    "You should've thought of that before you turned 30 and got all elderly" 😆😆😆

  • @Smurffitness
    @Smurffitness 6 лет назад +1548

    knew it from the beginning,the AF wasn't gonna take him.

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 6 лет назад +107

      The AF never takes him.

    • @Smurffitness
      @Smurffitness 6 лет назад +5

      HOLY FUCK !! over 300 goddamn likes ! wow...

    • @Smurffitness
      @Smurffitness 6 лет назад +23

      That1 Gopnik yeah,I know lol. poor guy. I got a cousin in the AF. dude is a little sissy bitch.

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 6 лет назад +23

      Dorsey m
      Im actually going to see the recruiter tomorrow. Looking to join Air Force. Don’t worry, its not on my plans to become a sissy little bitch.

    • @Smurffitness
      @Smurffitness 6 лет назад +9

      That1 Gopnik right on man ! good luck,I plan on going navy (seals) or army (infantry-sf),in a year.
      and the AF didn't make him a sissy prissy bitch. he already was one. although,it probably didn't help him any 😁

  • @MakoProfessionalJerk
    @MakoProfessionalJerk 3 года назад +17

    “B-b-but my high school told me that filling out my selective service card was just a formality!”

  • @gagewesterhouse9558
    @gagewesterhouse9558 5 лет назад +2658

    Poor Coast Guard always left out.

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 5 лет назад +530

      @Gage Westerhouse
      To be fair, if the Coast Guard ever needed a draft......god help us all....

    • @IONATVS
      @IONATVS 5 лет назад +180

      In times of War, the coast guard gets put under the authority of the Navy, so if they need more guardsmen it’ll probably be a naval guy who drafts you, and the Navy will just offer the guys they want least to the Coast Guard.
      The Marines are also technically under the Command of the Navy in times of War (the original purpose of Marines were for ship-to-ship boarding actions, and only got their “quick deployment amphibious shock infantry” role later), but don’t tell them that. It hurts their feelings. (and they’re important enough that the Navy wouldn’t interfere with their draft picks)

    • @DEATHkillzer
      @DEATHkillzer 5 лет назад +49

      @@IONATVS Coast Guard doesn't take Navy dregs my guy. Standards are too high. Trust me, I know. We'll come get you if we want you.

    • @rottiesdad
      @rottiesdad 5 лет назад +38

      @@DEATHkillzer they would during war time. Trust me, i know. But they wouldnt come get you because nobody wants you. Im an army vet and id take a Navy guy to Afghanistan with me before i took a coast guard person or whatever they call you.

    • @infinitasalo472
      @infinitasalo472 5 лет назад +3

      Do you really think we're going to be drafted to actually defend our country, or invade someone else's? No coast guard required

  • @tuckerbrady
    @tuckerbrady 3 года назад +456

    It’s true. Was in the Air Force for 10
    Years, and my favorite subject was calculus while I was getting my engineering degree. We also had nice golf courses

  • @kevinmoore4887
    @kevinmoore4887 5 лет назад +2145

    Coast Guard, sorry we are full up. Saving lives and seizing drugs is too popular. Others "go to war" branches will be following up.
    I worked with a guy who joined the Coast Guard to avoid Vietnam. Then his commander volunteered the unit to go to Vietnam. Oops.

    • @ethanblevins1116
      @ethanblevins1116 5 лет назад +261

      r/therewasanattempt

    • @adonisguy3243
      @adonisguy3243 5 лет назад +71

      the coast guard only did river and shore patrol. and trained the South Vietnamese coast guard.

    • @kevinmoore4887
      @kevinmoore4887 5 лет назад +125

      @@adonisguy3243 He had stories of doing inspections of small boats. On one boat, the guy grabbed an AK47 and opened fire. He said they had two 50 cal machine guns covering him. Never gave an order, the two machine guns just sank the boat. He said the boat just vanished.

    • @adonisguy3243
      @adonisguy3243 5 лет назад +18

      @@kevinmoore4887 ,
      Must have been a small Vietnamese fishing boat.

    • @kevinmoore4887
      @kevinmoore4887 5 лет назад +52

      @@adonisguy3243 He said it was a small san pan. The shooter and bottom just disappeared and it sank like a rock.

  • @dungeongobboking
    @dungeongobboking 2 года назад +6

    Anyone here after hearing about Russia invading the Ukraine?

  • @joshuaianniello6298
    @joshuaianniello6298 6 лет назад +2279

    Navy " yes i like a man whos fisty " 😂😂😂

    • @ypkami
      @ypkami 6 лет назад +79

      Feisty* tf is fisty bruh

    • @fauxshow7520
      @fauxshow7520 6 лет назад +52

      Lol fisty and fiesty both apply

    • @fauxshow7520
      @fauxshow7520 6 лет назад +1

      Carlo Mejia 10/10

    • @Dakurar
      @Dakurar 6 лет назад +2

      FISTY WORKS BETTER JFC

    • @GetintheCAH
      @GetintheCAH 6 лет назад +4

      The hell is that smell?

  • @ImThatZombieDude115
    @ImThatZombieDude115 4 года назад +864

    Army: All about money and ends in disappointment
    Marine Corps: Motavating af
    Airforce: Hardly ever lets you join
    Navy: Only wants you
    Coast Guard: ..............

    • @ware8229
      @ware8229 4 года назад +43

      Marines are motivating asf and army will disappoint

    • @Chris_MarMar
      @Chris_MarMar 4 года назад +9

      @Jax Taylor Every branch has special forces.

    • @bigblue207
      @bigblue207 4 года назад +12

      @@Chris_MarMar special forces is army. You’d be more correct in saying special operations forces, maybe.

    • @CReed-kf7eo
      @CReed-kf7eo 3 года назад +16

      Space Force: *Halo theme starts*

    • @brockvillegas1955
      @brockvillegas1955 3 года назад +1

      Why does the Navy "only want you to get to sign"? Why is that? I do hear they are so eager to get you to sign.

  • @ThePoliceJunkie
    @ThePoliceJunkie 6 лет назад +732

    Yo that shiny shoe hittin´the door killed me :P

  • @liorthedemon
    @liorthedemon 2 года назад +10

    Me before the navy shows up: "The navy gonna gay, right?"
    The navy shows up, me: "ahhh, as expected"

  • @viridianroad
    @viridianroad 6 лет назад +760

    That Marine DI voice was pretty accurate.

    • @JohnGalt916
      @JohnGalt916 6 лет назад +5

      viridianroad I bet you was chin was 8 inches long for some reason

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew 6 лет назад +6

      That probably was a real DI or use to be lol.

    • @SoI_Badguy
      @SoI_Badguy 6 лет назад +1

      Home dog Gaming
      Sometimes they have their vocal chords bleed

  • @jedidls
    @jedidls 4 года назад +1375

    Coast guard: laughs in safety

  • @bigb25bplayer
    @bigb25bplayer 6 лет назад +1160

    "Scream now!"
    *BRBRBRBRB"
    That had me dying lol

    • @madeyoulook4689
      @madeyoulook4689 5 лет назад +5

      Jesus Christ it’s laurel

    • @tastytaist9916
      @tastytaist9916 5 лет назад +4

      Show me your war cry

    • @Ranstone
      @Ranstone 5 лет назад +4

      I may or may not have watched that part about a dozen times.

    • @sawyernorthrop4078
      @sawyernorthrop4078 5 лет назад

      @@tastytaist9916 AAAAAAAAHHH!

    • @TnD_BigJax
      @TnD_BigJax 5 лет назад

      @@sawyernorthrop4078 Bullshit, you didn't convince me! Let me see your REAL war face!!

  • @brettcaban8998
    @brettcaban8998 2 года назад +9

    Who here after Ukraine?

    • @abolisher
      @abolisher 2 года назад

      Airforce all the way

    • @kingfedrick4698
      @kingfedrick4698 2 года назад

      Bruh I've been hittin the books since this shit started

  • @HelloTardis
    @HelloTardis 6 лет назад +1751

    Army=HOOAH!
    Marines=OORAH!
    Navy=Squeeeeeee!

    • @hanyhn
      @hanyhn 6 лет назад +131

      HelloTardis you forgot Air Force=Please Take Me!

    • @ericscott7120
      @ericscott7120 6 лет назад +74

      Air-force=*sounds of speed of sound breaking jet engine

    • @getfreur2458
      @getfreur2458 6 лет назад +14

      Air Force=Vruuuuuuu!

    • @haikyudes879
      @haikyudes879 6 лет назад +6

      Air force= vroooooom

    • @libertyprime1710
      @libertyprime1710 6 лет назад +33

      Airforce = BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

  • @eeZyy_
    @eeZyy_ 6 лет назад +483

    “Diabetes and old folks home” LMFAOOOO

  • @andrewx8888
    @andrewx8888 6 лет назад +1409

    *Japanese Military Drafting:* *GET IN THE GUNDAM!*

    • @saphrone4071
      @saphrone4071 5 лет назад +46

      "GET IN THE GOD DAMN MECH SHINJI"

    • @HacksignKT
      @HacksignKT 5 лет назад +5

      @@saphrone4071 lol also Asuka is worst girl

    • @F4Wildcat
      @F4Wildcat 5 лет назад +3

      @ODST 4 Life By the emperor that was great

    • @MrEcoho
      @MrEcoho 5 лет назад +1

      @ODST 4 Life turns out to be the unicorn gundam which proceeds to unmake the Imperial Warlord class titan mech;
      "oh look another idiot trying to play hero."

    • @MrEcoho
      @MrEcoho 5 лет назад +2

      @ODST 4 Life ....you might want to look up what the unicorn actually does cause it literally unmakes things.

  • @taygray6424
    @taygray6424 3 года назад +14

    The Navy one😂😂😂 and honestly people are so sensitive these days that this video could get him canceled in the next year

  • @SeanMeds
    @SeanMeds 3 года назад +386

    "You should have thought about that Before turning 30" 🤣

    • @geckogeico2212
      @geckogeico2212 3 года назад +23

      And gettin all elderly

    • @KnowledgeSeeker78491
      @KnowledgeSeeker78491 3 года назад +7

      Yep went into the Air Force straight out of high school because, get this, I was tired of school... boy did I get a rude awakening 😂😂😂

  • @chrispattom7655
    @chrispattom7655 6 лет назад +699

    Navy: does this dd214 smell like chloroform to you?

    • @saintliaison5792
      @saintliaison5792 6 лет назад +1

      Facts!

    • @dreadfirewyrm8337
      @dreadfirewyrm8337 6 лет назад

      Mmmmmmmmm press ganged.....

    • @Ziggy_Rotten
      @Ziggy_Rotten 6 лет назад +3

      Chris Pattom fuckin Legend, I've not heard that joke in years, but it's sooooo good lol.

    • @roycrite4656
      @roycrite4656 6 лет назад +2

      Chris Pattom HOLY SHIT!!! I'm dying over here.

  • @LastKansasExit
    @LastKansasExit 5 лет назад +998

    Dude, I’m a Navy vet and that Navy part made me ACTUALLY laugh out loud! Well done!

    • @damadiel9726
      @damadiel9726 5 лет назад +24

      Its not gay if your underway! ( dammit theres no nuclear sub emoji)

    • @levvo6282
      @levvo6282 5 лет назад +4

      Thank you sir, I am an air force vet

    • @jamesdecimuslll9747
      @jamesdecimuslll9747 5 лет назад +12

      Combat Infantry here. We're all on the same team. We're allowed to poke fun at each other. l cant tell you how many "dumb infantry" jokes I've heard. All hilarious!

    • @vonzarooz2829
      @vonzarooz2829 4 года назад +5

      Where does navy being gay come from

    • @cameraman655
      @cameraman655 4 года назад +1

      Ex-Squid as well....😀

  • @Renwoxing13
    @Renwoxing13 Год назад +4

    Ain’t no branch of the military ever going to notify me of being drafted, I would rather sit in prison then go murk poor innocent people for f all !

    • @Labyrinth6000
      @Labyrinth6000 Год назад

      Agreed

    • @Juan-qu4oj
      @Juan-qu4oj Год назад

      Who are these poor innocent poor people you speak off😂

  • @philbert1317
    @philbert1317 6 лет назад +839

    The only complain I have is that Petty officer Dingleberry didn't do a tongue click XD

  • @johnpatterson8697
    @johnpatterson8697 4 года назад +693

    Coast Gaurd: ...."I think I forgot something"
    Space Force: "If you forgot it, then it wasn't important"
    Coast Gaurd:"Yea, you're probably right"

    • @stormpants1638
      @stormpants1638 4 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @The_Shy_Guy.
      @The_Shy_Guy. 4 года назад +2

      Guard*

    • @Waxy_K
      @Waxy_K 4 года назад +11

      @@The_Shy_Guy. the English Teacher:get down on the fricking ground and give me 2000 Edit: sentences using guard u stupid idiot

    • @The_Shy_Guy.
      @The_Shy_Guy. 4 года назад +7

      @@Waxy_K I am very confused on what your trying to say ngl

    • @koala2075
      @koala2075 4 года назад +10

      @@The_Shy_Guy. I think he just forgot his meds

  • @chriss6356
    @chriss6356 6 лет назад +2305

    Real question: how do they notify you if you don’t have an address..like...what if you live in your car 😂

    • @thatpatrioticfucker2309
      @thatpatrioticfucker2309 6 лет назад +666

      Physics Only they will find your car one way or another😂

    • @RJLiams
      @RJLiams 6 лет назад +805

      They have the ability to track people down in the middle of a bum fuck nowhere desert. You ain't hiding anywhere.

    • @jero9071
      @jero9071 6 лет назад +840

      If you live in your car maybe the military is a good option for you

    • @dimitricaspian7443
      @dimitricaspian7443 6 лет назад +140

      They would find you by your license plate

    • @tokyworld
      @tokyworld 6 лет назад +266

      they did prepare you to be homeless and shit

  • @tiamat9360
    @tiamat9360 3 года назад +11

    I love how the navy guy holds the door open with his foot xD

  • @dustin1931
    @dustin1931 4 года назад +325

    "Your house even smells like diabetes and an old folks home." 🤣😂🤣

  • @jacobp.2024
    @jacobp.2024 4 года назад +497

    18 yearold: I'm still too young to drink alcohol...
    Military Draft: BUT YOU'RE NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE FOR YOUR COUNTRY!

    • @donnyjones6717
      @donnyjones6717 4 года назад +6

      Man that's fucked up I really hope they change that to at least 21 for the love of God they're still kids at least at 21 they start to mature somewhat

    • @harpskid
      @harpskid 4 года назад +3

      @@donnyjones6717 Might as well just change the age of adulthood to 21 since they can't even smoke now.

    • @Mechagodzilla128
      @Mechagodzilla128 4 года назад +20

      MFW people scream for equality, but only men can be forced to fight and die for their country.

    • @mikemorgan2211
      @mikemorgan2211 4 года назад +2

      Have your country lower the drinking age like everywhere else in the world

    • @bestbassbooster
      @bestbassbooster 4 года назад +8

      Exactly like Kodak Black said. Probably the smartest thing he's ever said too. "Ain't old enough to hit the club and fill my cup with rum
      But I can go die in the army, goin' to war for them
      Ain't old enough for marijuana cigars, or spark my blunt
      But old enough to spend my life behind bars, that's dumb"

  • @butters9274
    @butters9274 5 лет назад +1154

    This is inaccurate the Navy guy should have been Filipino

    • @digs1223
      @digs1223 5 лет назад +69

      I've noticed that in the UK too!
      A strange amount of south east Asians in our navy too.

    • @qbcreamer4493
      @qbcreamer4493 5 лет назад +18

      @@venomstrikeproductions5250 How tf is that racist....

    • @Jupiter.141
      @Jupiter.141 5 лет назад +65

      @@venomstrikeproductions5250 it's not racism idiot, there are tons of asians in the US navy.which is true .there's no problem to that

    • @Sky-qd2mf
      @Sky-qd2mf 5 лет назад +62

      @@qbcreamer4493 Its 2019 nigga everything be racist now

    • @overmemelord8028
      @overmemelord8028 5 лет назад +4

      Racis

  • @KirstenBayes
    @KirstenBayes 10 месяцев назад +5

    The Marine handing him a junk rifle always makes me chuckle.

  • @cmung4952
    @cmung4952 3 года назад +468

    When you think you’re not getting drafted but “Fortunate Son” keeps playing in your head😂

  • @rtgunzboi
    @rtgunzboi 3 года назад +322

    Killed me with that "Petty Officer Dingleberry" 😂🤣

  • @rangerwett
    @rangerwett 5 лет назад +181

    He got me when the air force guy said "good luck out there dodging bullets in the army" LOL.

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 4 года назад +5

      Much rather be dodging bullets than doggie paddling my way back to shore with the Navy.

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 4 года назад +1

      @@howardbaxter2514 lol

  • @demoneon9527
    @demoneon9527 3 года назад +7

    The Air Force one with all the science stuff reminded me of how the Air Force is in charge of the Stargate in well the show Stargate SG1.

  • @jtmnavy
    @jtmnavy 6 лет назад +1751

    I need to do a Petty Officer dingle berry reaction video 😂😏