As a Company Commander in Germany circa 1984 (former NCO), I had a soldier that wanted out so bad that this person admitted to eating his way out and did it by eating everything in site. Wish granted to be discharged for being grossly overweight. Long story short is 10 years later while back in Germany I ran into this person now happily married to a German and all excess weight was gone. This person was a very good soldier but wanted out to marry a German and live there. That's commitment.
Sometimes the soldier life gets to people. I did 10 years multiple deployments and taskings but just burned out...started getting depressed and gained weight. Had a severe case of PTSD as well. Nearly 11 years later, I can smoke the PT test, better shape than 80% of soldiers in now, make 6 figures, have a wonderful wife and kids...couldn't be happier. I thought I was a lifer, but 9/11 soldiers were used and abused extensively. We were treated like garbage.
6 months out i went to go get back in. But had a P2 profile from a busted basically knee to ankle so couldn't run anymore. Recruiter told me no... I left all sad.
When I was in, it was a bit different, everyone to include my self would be pissed off and complaining about the army, our unit, and constantly talking about our exit date coming up, then the moment our date would get close the fucking S1 guys would come to us and be real nice, they would ask us over to their office to talk to us about our process of getting out, after leaving the office I would catch my self smiling and missing time... then I would notice what just happened.... I signed enlistment papers....... I don't know how I managed it but I finally got out after 12 years... now I miss it and hate civilian life.
Anyone else see the heavens part & have a single ray of sunshine hit just them while walking out of personnel with that in your hands? The music in the background was so beautiful...
I have a copy on record with my county, I have a copy in my glove box, and have the original in my bedroom. That shit is my precious. I keep it closer than I do my fucking Bachelors degree, which I earned... After proving I had benefits with my DD-214.
@Parma zyxwvu omg yes not to serve but straight up for college benefits and "traveling" like damnn is there any actual people who are simply willing to do their mission in the military and serve their country
@@khiemluong4591 Actually yes there's allot of Veterans that do that . You can go to the Veterans Affairs Hospital and there will be a Veteran selling T-shirts and hats they come in once a week.
Retired after 22 years and while there are some aspects of military life that flat suck, most of the times I had are fond memories of the men I served with. We all shared in that suck and made the best of it, carried on regardless of what came next, and tried like hell to rise above the bullshit. I give thanks to having a senior NCO corps when I was a green ass newbie that took me under their wings and gave me tough love to get my shit straight, and god for giving me the mental capacity to understand what was going on.
When I left I started working as a software engineer. Then one of my buddies invited me to lunch (reserve unit) so I met up with the old unit in my work clothes and my Citizen's watch. One guy joked that I was making $80/hr and the 1ST SGT tried to be polite but he looked frustrated so I didn't talk to him. I actually liked the people in my unit so I didn't say anything bad, but I could tell there were re-uppers wondering why they didn't ETS. Anyway, for my first full time job I had people in the military as job references, and they make the best references. So, don't burn your bridges as you have no idea when you're going to need them.
@@looinrims Man, you fuck up hard enough, you can get busted back PLENTY of ranks. Guarantee that this theoretical soldier (with a deployment patch) wouldn't be "still an E-1" but rather "an E-1 for the second/third time."
There was a guy in my unit (Costa; don't mind giving out his name), who was an E1 most of his career. Got his E2, and got demoted less than a month later... too stupid to function.
Almost five decades ago I was the same way. Remember being processed out on the USS Saratoga. Chief NRC gave me the whole spiel. I was nice. No, chief, I said, I'll pass. Two weeks later I'm sittin' in a blank apartment thinking "fuck." . . . Maybe ten years some ago I watched a former shipmate retire from the USNR. Envied his ass big time. . . . 'Course the job I had is gone (I was a radioman, which doesn't exist any more) and the tech is all changed (don't even ask) and although what I learned in the USN paid the way for the next forty years, there are days upon days when I wish I'd stayed. I'd have retired an RM before RMs disappeared and I'd have still had time to spend what I knew about that before the tech changed in civilian life too. . . . Yep. Thems was the days, thems. . . . But . . . I ain't stupid enough now at 74 to think that I would want to be in the USN of today. It was a lot lighter back then. Way lot. But I loved that job. And I was fuckin' good at it.
If you think 4 years is long. Be glad you're not in ancient Rome, you'd have a mandatory service between 16 to 25 years(depending if a ceaser is in power.) .You're not allowed to get married until after that.
This was me almost 5 years ago. Then I realized that Uncle Sam aint holding my hand anymore and I needed to pull my head out my ass lol Its one hell of a learning curve
I saw guys who wound up like the Private. I'm not one of them. The Army and I weren't a good fit, and the separation was mutually amicable, but I knew guys who got out, and inside of three months, were standing at the recruiter's trying to get back in. Some people can't cope with military life, some can't cope with civilian life, and some? they just flat can't cope.
I have my DD-214 copied, sealed and duplicated 5 times in case shit happens. Then got my butt called back 2 years later due to that you got to look at those contracts more closely when it comes to reserve duty. LOL I remember getting that phone call at University and man it was not a good night that was for sure, the GF was looking at me funny due to that she didn't understand what was going on. Her uncle who was in the Army explained it to her. I was an USAF scrub and I was back in uniform for a year and got promoted even. Then when I walked back into civilian world everyone looked at me like I had just walked out of a time machine.
The day after I got out I was at the mall with my daughter's and this national guard recruiter saw me from across the mall and walked right towards me. Him:"Hey buddy you a vet"? Me:licks my ice cream cone, "Something like that". Him:would you be interested i..... Me: laughs loud enough to draw stares from other people "No"😐
The grass on the side of the fence you're standing on automatically turns greener the moment you step out of it.And the grass on the other side of the fence which clearly was greener before you stepped on it now turned brown the moment you stepped on it. And vice versa. You just can't win.
There are people out there. I'd say its equivalent to the soldiers that say FTA when they are 6 months out, then you see them reup when they are less than 90 days out lol.
Those enlist at 18 and out at 22 with no plan a head, no money because they burn their bonus on new car and burn the rest on booze when they hit 21, etc. the list go on. I submit a note to XO on how fellow NCOs should take care of new privates (especially finance) but no one did anything... They only worry about sharp charge then take care of fresh privates.
Yusha really said, “Heehee!” That little laugh at 2:19 had me dead. I literarily know 3 people who has laughed like that at least once in public, myself included. 😂
shiiid im SO glad i went to admin in the USMC. i knew exactly which files to keep so that i could make myself look really good in the face of the VA. granted i do have a lot of medical problems that should be addressed due to my 7 years in service such as bullying by my peers, but still i am in a good place.
He'll No civillan life sucks I'm thinking about Active Duty Guard . 1 weekend a month and 2 weeks a year isn't enough to work a shithole civillan job. I love the military they don't tolerate the shit a civilian can get away with. All my coworkers want to hang out with me i brush it off . I can't stand being around civillans. Civillan life is also boring as fuck .
@@Texasmilitarydepartmentvid9654 Yeah that's right man, im not in the millitary yet, but i don't like of the civilian life. Its boring, i really don't understand this people who hates the millitary routine
@@Texasmilitarydepartmentvid9654 as a former guardsman, I concur. I just cope with civi life by going to the bar with other ex-military people from time to time and watch RUclips after a long day at the office.
Glad to say I never had this problem. Definitely seen it with others, and I have some good memories, however, I've been very happy being out living my life.
I left the Marine Corps in 2009. I get a warm and fuzzy feeling every day that that I remember that I'm not back in that shit hole. Don't get me wrong, I have many a fond memory from being in the Corps. But the fuck fuck games, company wide punishments, bullshit formations, police calls on a Saturday morning, and general not having the ability to do what I want. No thanks.
I understand you gotta laugh through your pain but damn this seems incredibly sad like if just 5% of this video is really what happens to people when they leave the Army
I am just about to go in myself now. 27D active duty. Not like it will be glorious infantry but one thing I want to take away. I want to be like these guys, they know the bullshit, they know the crap that no one likes, they know it sucks, but at the same time they have fun with it. They been around the block and they do things that conforms to code but still has this air of fun. I hope I can enjoy it as much as these guys have
Waiting for the video, “when wanting out of the military goes right” Somebody must’ve succeeded in one upping command unscathed. So where’s THAT video?
I almost did this back in 2012 when I was asked where I saw myself in the next 5 years by my shop chief... I saved opening the flood gates of anger for my civi friends and family lol...
PSA- to anyone getting out of the military, who isn't sure what their next step is. Get a CDL (Commerical drivers license) there are always jobs, from local delivery to over the road. It's the easiest way to eat a middle class living. Thank you for you servoxe
2 years plus training and of course the reserve/guard committment. Yep 3 and 1/2 years later I had enough of the reserves wasting my time, came back in and retired.
That laugh Sarge did when the guy started crying literally had me in a near fit, my eye was twitching and everything 😂. I should probably get that checked.
Lol the Army is the one that takes any and all prior service shitbags... the Marine Corps don't take nobody else's rejects. Marines have higher fitness standards too so the jokes on y'all Semper Fi!!!
Did my four and out for the college money. No grudges and no regrets. But I sometimes think about the missed opportunity to retire at the ripe age of 38.
"It's literally online and the file still gets lost" This may be the most accurate depiction of going through any military process.
I felt that.
It be in an email and stuff still gets lost
Man, I felt that 😂
meps lots my electronic finger prints when i was trying to join... i didnt see that red flag at all
True story 😂❤😂
"You couldn't live with your own failure, and where did that bring you? Back to me."
Omg that fits so well!
First Thanos meme that is actually funny
I was looking for this
Fucking hell i came here to say this
Thanos
Career expectations after getting out depending on your MOS:
Medic = EMT
Trucker = logistics
Infantry = Tshirt/coffee company/youtuber
@@B-26354 then, for MP is cops. Anyways i was making joke on the amount of infantry that goes on to start tshirt, coffee & patches company or youtube
31a=cop
Damari Brackett You mean 31B, right? 31B is MP’s.
@Dojocho did they get you yet?
I’m marine infantry. Not a bright future 😂
"You want back in? Go see Petty Officer Dingleberry."
Oh no
I'll put the Navy in you.
Nah navys thetree til the end
Ur likes are at 666 I won’t ruin it 😌
Oh yeah the Navy finna fuck you up but not in the way your thinking...
As a Company Commander in Germany circa 1984 (former NCO), I had a soldier that wanted out so bad that this person admitted to eating his way out and did it by eating everything in site. Wish granted to be discharged for being grossly overweight.
Long story short is 10 years later while back in Germany I ran into this person now happily married to a German and all excess weight was gone. This person was a very good soldier but wanted out to marry a German and live there.
That's commitment.
Sometimes the soldier life gets to people. I did 10 years multiple deployments and taskings but just burned out...started getting depressed and gained weight. Had a severe case of PTSD as well. Nearly 11 years later, I can smoke the PT test, better shape than 80% of soldiers in now, make 6 figures, have a wonderful wife and kids...couldn't be happier. I thought I was a lifer, but 9/11 soldiers were used and abused extensively. We were treated like garbage.
@@joshuanewcombe8454 I am glad that it turned out good for you. Commitment!
@@joshuanewcombe8454 Damn. Incredible story. But damn on the abused part.
That's a hell of a sham
Circa 1984 in Germany? If that's the case, I must ask which Germany?
This is why you don't burn bridges.
OmniscientWarrior yepppppoo
Burning bridges is advised if you’re certain that you can handle your own life and will need them again.
Green Blue
Like Air Force
Hernandez didn't burn the bridge; he blew the damn thing up!
@@ReformedSooner24 he is wayyy too old. What is he like 20... old af
I love the smile on Sarge’s face when he tries to get back in.
"I got yo ass!!"
@@hybrid5568 I g o r y o a s s n o w
I g o t y o a s s n o w
@@zikingcastawaysa7168 "AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
@@hybrid5568 lol
I know someone who did this when he left 😂😂
Lol Did he get away with it?
Yep lol
Didnt any superior officer say something?
@@jaquanzxcxz yeah I'm curious
Jack link right
Plot twist: Special Forces was the only job available.
Plot twist 3. Only job available was security forces. 5th Bomb Wing. Minot. Gate duty. Hahahaha
Plot twist 4: The only jobs available were crayon taste testing.
The 18x special forces option was the only thing that they let me reenlist as as prior service.
When the only job opening is opfor and you end up with the Taliban signing praises to Allah
he isn’t special
"You couldn't live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me."
Haha nice
That’s what I thought he was going to say.
I showed my Grandfather these videos, hes a retired Gunny served 24 years in the Marines
He LAUGHS at all these videos, he says they're spot on!!
Dmpsix that’s cool bro
My grandpa did 20 retired gunny. He’s never wanted back in with the exception stable income for his family. He says these vids are spot on
Dead ass, this was me 100%. Then 3 months later I wanted back in. Damn, Damn, Damn!!!!!!!!!!
arrh haha
Why?!
Ryan Casagrande cuz civilian life is boring.
6 months out i went to go get back in. But had a P2 profile from a busted basically knee to ankle so couldn't run anymore. Recruiter told me no... I left all sad.
"Well, ain't that a bitch"
I could see Yusha playing the bad guy in a big budget movie... seriously... like you can tell he's twisted in the head....
If its Yusha playing the bad guy...As long as the bad guy wins
I can already hear him laughing evilly
his evil laugh is the best
He looks like he can play M’baku from the black panther
He can be the perfect actor for the leader of LMB in the Division
He's not that evil. If he was truly evil he would have given him a 92G slot
Fun fact: *This wasn't scripted.*
When I was in, it was a bit different, everyone to include my self would be pissed off and complaining about the army, our unit, and constantly talking about our exit date coming up, then the moment our date would get close the fucking S1 guys would come to us and be real nice, they would ask us over to their office to talk to us about our process of getting out, after leaving the office I would catch my self smiling and missing time... then I would notice what just happened.... I signed enlistment papers....... I don't know how I managed it but I finally got out after 12 years... now I miss it and hate civilian life.
the recruiter won’t be acting like this towards the end of the month 😂💀
Only new joins count toward quota. Always looking for Indians, very rarely chiefs
@@lightorchestrator I got out last year and I get spammed by Army recruiters asking to re enlist lmao
I hug my DD214 every night and sing it to sleep.
Don't lie, it sings you to sleep.
Anyone else see the heavens part & have a single ray of sunshine hit just them while walking out of personnel with that in your hands? The music in the background was so beautiful...
I got the blanket version...
I got a golden ticket!
I have a copy on record with my county, I have a copy in my glove box, and have the original in my bedroom. That shit is my precious. I keep it closer than I do my fucking Bachelors degree, which I earned... After proving I had benefits with my DD-214.
What every soldier really wants to say while they're in. 😂
i wish to god i didn't waist 6 yrs of my life for this stupid shit.
@Parma zyxwvu right the pussiest
@Parma zyxwvu omg yes not to serve but straight up for college benefits and "traveling" like damnn is there any actual people who are simply willing to do their mission in the military and serve their country
Ashley the military is a fucking joke. Just about invading poor countries and killing children for oil
Ashley imagine thinking the US military is actually helping.
"...I'm gonna start my own t-shirt company" dead.
Is that true tho. Do vets just go start t shirt companies after discharge
@@khiemluong4591 Actually yes there's allot of Veterans that do that . You can go to the Veterans Affairs Hospital and there will be a Veteran selling T-shirts and hats they come in once a week.
9 Line, Grunt Style, anyone else?
Retired after 22 years and while there are some aspects of military life that flat suck, most of the times I had are fond memories of the men I served with. We all shared in that suck and made the best of it, carried on regardless of what came next, and tried like hell to rise above the bullshit. I give thanks to having a senior NCO corps when I was a green ass newbie that took me under their wings and gave me tough love to get my shit straight, and god for giving me the mental capacity to understand what was going on.
“Four years of my life wasted”
*He will remember that*
When I left I started working as a software engineer. Then one of my buddies invited me to lunch (reserve unit) so I met up with the old unit in my work clothes and my Citizen's watch. One guy joked that I was making $80/hr and the 1ST SGT tried to be polite but he looked frustrated so I didn't talk to him. I actually liked the people in my unit so I didn't say anything bad, but I could tell there were re-uppers wondering why they didn't ETS.
Anyway, for my first full time job I had people in the military as job references, and they make the best references. So, don't burn your bridges as you have no idea when you're going to need them.
I’ve been seeing ETS on a lot of comments, so if you don’t mind me asking, what’s an ETS exactly?
End Term of Service, basically end of contract
Hey what MOS should I join if I wanna get out and become a software engineer
T1Oracle you were in the reserves?
@@Raiden0831 really depends on the branch you're wanting to join. Google will get you better answers.
He’s still an E-1 after 4 years...whatttt??
is that even possible
@@looinrims
Man, you fuck up hard enough, you can get busted back PLENTY of ranks. Guarantee that this theoretical soldier (with a deployment patch) wouldn't be "still an E-1" but rather "an E-1 for the second/third time."
When you see an E1 with a combat patch, a CIB, and wings, you know he is fun to party with.
DisgruntledVet 11B exactly
There was a guy in my unit (Costa; don't mind giving out his name), who was an E1 most of his career. Got his E2, and got demoted less than a month later... too stupid to function.
I didn't know this was a dramatized reenactment of Drew getting out and wanting to come back
U serious
😂^^sarcasm
It's the real deal
Almost five decades ago I was the same way. Remember being processed out on the USS Saratoga. Chief NRC gave me the whole spiel. I was nice. No, chief, I said, I'll pass. Two weeks later I'm sittin' in a blank apartment thinking "fuck."
. . . Maybe ten years some ago I watched a former shipmate retire from the USNR. Envied his ass big time.
. . . 'Course the job I had is gone (I was a radioman, which doesn't exist any more) and the tech is all changed (don't even ask) and although what I learned in the USN paid the way for the next forty years, there are days upon days when I wish I'd stayed. I'd have retired an RM before RMs disappeared and I'd have still had time to spend what I knew about that before the tech changed in civilian life too.
. . . Yep. Thems was the days, thems.
. . . But . . . I ain't stupid enough now at 74 to think that I would want to be in the USN of today. It was a lot lighter back then. Way lot. But I loved that job. And I was fuckin' good at it.
“The VA-“
“Hehe”
That part gets me every time lol
2:19 that squeaky laugh lmfao
🤭🤣🤣🤣
i fucking died hearing that
Thats the "Got your ass now you smug prick" chuckle
Sergeant Micky's got your ass.
wtfff I watched this video multiple times cause its funny, and ive never noticed that
If you think 4 years is long. Be glad you're not in ancient Rome, you'd have a mandatory service between 16 to 25 years(depending if a ceaser is in power.) .You're not allowed to get married until after that.
try nz sas where you required to serve 15 years. now it's only fucking 2!!! fucking pathetic
So basically what both of you are telling me is that the both of you are 8 years old
That's irrelevant. No country has that.
How many did you serve??
@@ED-ip4jn who?
This was me almost 5 years ago. Then I realized that Uncle Sam aint holding my hand anymore and I needed to pull my head out my ass lol Its one hell of a learning curve
Hey at least you're honest with yourself about it 👍🏻 Some ppl become bitter and angry when it's their own fault
Congrats, it's been a few years and I am really struggling with this transition... I spent 12 years in.
@@DJxSGGxNeo oh man I can imagine bro. 12 years ain’t no joke. I did 8 and that shit was rough on me.
When I got my dd214 I packed my shit the same day and drove half way across the country in the same night. Couldn’t wait to get tf outta Bragg
Lol same shit here. 21 hours on the road, only stopped for food and gas. Outta Ft Hood tho.
It’s all the same. Prisons without bars
Got out, became a firefighter. Half
Of my coworkers went back, they couldn’t figure out what they wanted to do/institutionalized.
That sums up lifers, no life, no purpose, no kidding.
i got out, went to the reserves and ended up going back in and retiring. Its amazing how we act at 22 years old and life smacks you in the face.
LOL. Trust me. it will come to an end. rather you ETS or RETIRE. Just don't chapter out
true. I got out 2 years ago super happy as hell. Told everyone f the navy. Now im at the point where I think i like the navy more than civilian life.
For me the one that hit home was “ nobody wants to go drink with me” 😂 😢 😭 miss my battles
"4 years of my got damn life wasted" I felt that
Everybody was askin me when ima re-up and I'm over here looking around like there's some other idiot they talking to.
This is literally gonna be me after I’ve completed my four years😂🇺🇸😩
Edit: I Reinlisted💪🏿🇺🇸 5 more years to go now
It will b my man. Mar my words, I promise. Its realist love/hate relationship ull ever experience.
LEBRON JAMES VICKERS Listen here price wouldn’t want that so don’t do that
Storm Dude I’ll end on a positive note 💯
You need job references dude it's not worth
Raptorsified maybe you’re right🤣🤣
The evil laugh and smile is hilarious 🤣😂🤣
I love these collaborations! Thanks to the both of you for keeping it real for all us vets and those still serving.
Reupload? Shit, not even mad!
LMFAO My man!
Time to go Coast Guard. The Army don't want yo ass no more. Hooah!!!
It's not easy going to the CG
I tried after the Army. You’re too old at 23! Yeesh.
Lol I talked a guy in the building waiting to take the asvab into the army, cause he was going coastguard haha.
@@pauly260 23 is too old? Seriously?
Join the NAVY, Petty Officer Dingle Berry has some "well-rounded" opportunities for you.
i always feel that drive to go to the recruiter and ask if i get back in, then i remember field day. goddamn that was a circus
I feel you
I saw guys who wound up like the Private. I'm not one of them. The Army and I weren't a good fit, and the separation was mutually amicable, but I knew guys who got out, and inside of three months, were standing at the recruiter's trying to get back in. Some people can't cope with military life, some can't cope with civilian life, and some? they just flat can't cope.
4 years in the army and he's still a fuzzy ?
Lol Probably got demoted 15 times
He probably got so many Article 15s he became the Godfather of the E-1 Mafia.
@@yushathomas 😂🤣😂
With a deployment! Some people just can’t pass that PT test I guess.
Drinking and fighting has more consequences now a days. A lot of folks bounce back and forth between e1 and e5 because of fights and snitches.
_*Carpet bomb of truuuuth_
1:59 That face, like he's been waiting for this. lmao
I wonder if he popped a "woodie" as well.. Would have gone GREAT with the shit eating grin and laugh.
Is the Sergeant on no shaving profile?🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Well listen here, Fuckboy.”
Lmaooo
Ahh, this is a reupload.
Yes, It was on his page first, I decided my people should see it too :)
Quite a good collab'!
Does anyone know what the name of the music at 2:42 is?
Sounds like it's from the 1984 Dune movie's soundtrack
Yusha Thomas what’s his channel??
I have my DD-214 copied, sealed and duplicated 5 times in case shit happens. Then got my butt called back 2 years later due to that you got to look at those contracts more closely when it comes to reserve duty. LOL I remember getting that phone call at University and man it was not a good night that was for sure, the GF was looking at me funny due to that she didn't understand what was going on. Her uncle who was in the Army explained it to her. I was an USAF scrub and I was back in uniform for a year and got promoted even. Then when I walked back into civilian world everyone looked at me like I had just walked out of a time machine.
@Tyler lolololol
Time machine?
To quote Major Payne: "It's civilian life, sir. I had a minor setback."
Hell naw! Ill never go back, and to this day im just as happy and free as ever. Good luck everyone else!
"U could not live with ur own failure and where did that bring u? Back to me" would be the right thing to say rn
When a family member asks for money 3:04.
Lmaooo they be waiting too
😂😂😂😂
The day after I got out I was at the mall with my daughter's and this national guard recruiter saw me from across the mall and walked right towards me.
Him:"Hey buddy you a vet"?
Me:licks my ice cream cone, "Something like that".
Him:would you be interested i.....
Me: laughs loud enough to draw stares from other people "No"😐
HAHAHAHAAHHA
Shit that never happened for $100 Alex
.... and then you were at MEPS two weeks later
That didn't happened
Gonna go and doubt there
The grass on the side of the fence you're standing on automatically turns greener the moment you step out of it.And the grass on the other side of the fence which clearly was greener before you stepped on it now turned brown the moment you stepped on it. And vice versa. You just can't win.
Applies even with jobs too. learned that one quick for a civilian. Grass ain't always as green as the painting looks.
Hernandez had perfect feelings and emotions expressed in his acting. I felt that shit Lmaoo
that little chuckle after he said " the VA" killed me.
Who gets tf gets out the military, but then wants to come back?
Lmao!
There are people out there. I'd say its equivalent to the soldiers that say FTA when they are 6 months out, then you see them reup when they are less than 90 days out lol.
People who didn’t have an exit plan and people who don’t realize toxic work environments aren’t exclusive to the military.
Active duty grunts who never learned skills to survive in the civilian world because they were treated like prom queens in the military.
Those enlist at 18 and out at 22 with no plan a head, no money because they burn their bonus on new car and burn the rest on booze when they hit 21, etc. the list go on. I submit a note to XO on how fellow NCOs should take care of new privates (especially finance) but no one did anything... They only worry about sharp charge then take care of fresh privates.
Sarge's laugh when he says the VA xD
Yusha really said, “Heehee!” That little laugh at 2:19 had me dead. I literarily know 3 people who has laughed like that at least once in public, myself included. 😂
Just got out a week ago foresee this being in my future.
shiiid im SO glad i went to admin in the USMC. i knew exactly which files to keep so that i could make myself look really good in the face of the VA. granted i do have a lot of medical problems that should be addressed due to my 7 years in service such as bullying by my peers, but still i am in a good place.
...and i never, EVER, coming back here again...
A fell civilian experiences later...
He'll No civillan life sucks I'm thinking about Active Duty Guard . 1 weekend a month and 2 weeks a year isn't enough to work a shithole civillan job. I love the military they don't tolerate the shit a civilian can get away with. All my coworkers want to hang out with me i brush it off . I can't stand being around civillans. Civillan life is also boring as fuck .
@@Texasmilitarydepartmentvid9654 Yeah that's right man, im not in the millitary yet, but i don't like of the civilian life. Its boring, i really don't understand this people who hates the millitary routine
@@Texasmilitarydepartmentvid9654 as a former guardsman, I concur. I just cope with civi life by going to the bar with other ex-military people from time to time and watch RUclips after a long day at the office.
Matt Moon what is active duty guard?
*cries like a race car*
Sarge i i i i i wanna come back. Civilian life i is awful
It’s scary how accurate this whole video was.
I watched your videos before I joined and I'm rewatching them all over again with new meaning in my life. Where are you SARG?!
4 uears of your life filled with friendship and fun and honor. You have to tespect that bro respect military.
don't burn your bridges lol
YES!!!
Seen this on the other dudes page a while back funny as hell... yeah!!!!
And now 4 yrs later the military is struggling for recruits 🤦🏾♀️😅. May how times have changed.
Glad to say I never had this problem. Definitely seen it with others, and I have some good memories, however, I've been very happy being out living my life.
That was a damn good villian laugh at the end 🤣🤣
You two together is toooooo much. 😂🤣😂🤣 I can't stop crying laughing!
Perfectly balanced.
As all things should be
@@sylvesterp.5942 Damnit Inwas about to, but you beat me to it.
As all thing should be (Thanos Voice) lol
bruh thanos prob has a tree trunk dick
It's funny because it's true. Don't have them 4 day weekends and donsa's in the civilian world.
There's also no gunnery in the civilian world. Add NTC to that also.
@@WatchmansArchive yeah that god damn NTC ill never forget
I work 40hrs Friday, Saturday, and Sunday so i do :)
Zonk doesn’t exist either lol
But you do when your Retired
I left the Marine Corps in 2009. I get a warm and fuzzy feeling every day that that I remember that I'm not back in that shit hole. Don't get me wrong, I have many a fond memory from being in the Corps. But the fuck fuck games, company wide punishments, bullshit formations, police calls on a Saturday morning, and general not having the ability to do what I want. No thanks.
I understand you gotta laugh through your pain but damn this seems incredibly sad like if just 5% of this video is really what happens to people when they leave the Army
I made it for a month tried to come back. My hearing was so bad I couldn't even qualify for machine operator
I am just about to go in myself now. 27D active duty. Not like it will be glorious infantry but one thing I want to take away. I want to be like these guys, they know the bullshit, they know the crap that no one likes, they know it sucks, but at the same time they have fun with it. They been around the block and they do things that conforms to code but still has this air of fun. I hope I can enjoy it as much as these guys have
Waiting for the video, “when wanting out of the military goes right”
Somebody must’ve succeeded in one upping command unscathed. So where’s THAT video?
Another winner. Perhaps my new favorite. Great job Sarge.
Lol I got out the army and came back…..got out again and then got 100 percent this time from the VA. 😉🔥🎉🙋🏿♂️
Bruh when I got my DD-214 ... I gave the best “F*** it” speech on bragg.... lmao
That laugh at 3:30 reminded me of CT Fletcher
I almost did this back in 2012 when I was asked where I saw myself in the next 5 years by my shop chief... I saved opening the flood gates of anger for my civi friends and family lol...
The collaboration of the decade! Awesome! My two fav prior service Soldiers. Much love, you crazies!
Gold. Straight gold.
PSA- to anyone getting out of the military, who isn't sure what their next step is.
Get a CDL (Commerical drivers license) there are always jobs, from local delivery to over the road. It's the easiest way to eat a middle class living. Thank you for you servoxe
"They have my MedPros online. Even with them online, my files still get lost!"
I felt that.
I felt that about the pockets.
Goddamn I'm picturing what my friend did when he left lmfao
Don’t worry you will get an IRR package to show up at FT Jackson about 3 years after you got out telling you that you got to do 1 year reserve time.
2 years plus training and of course the reserve/guard committment. Yep 3 and 1/2 years later I had enough of the reserves wasting my time, came back in and retired.
That laugh Sarge did when the guy started crying literally had me in a near fit, my eye was twitching and everything 😂. I should probably get that checked.
My man had to put his glasses on to see the situation better 😂😂😂
Time for the marines i guess
just add a beard with crayon crumbs and replace Soldier with Marine and you got the same thing.
Nah the Marines prepare you to be homeless as shit.
Goodluck with promotions.
anthony bryant “But hey!”
“You’ll still be a marine!” XD
Lol the Army is the one that takes any and all prior service shitbags... the Marine Corps don't take nobody else's rejects. Marines have higher fitness standards too so the jokes on y'all Semper Fi!!!
Hell. When I got out I never ONCE thought about going back. I still have nightmares.
Did my four and out for the college money. No grudges and no regrets. But I sometimes think about the missed opportunity to retire at the ripe age of 38.
😂😂😂😂 Maaaaaaaaaaann This video made my week 😂😂😂
It made my week too! 😂😂😂🤦🏾♂️😖😂
The giggle about the VA at 2:20, I’m weak
Don't get out if you don't have a plan, that simple
This is too funny tho!!!!
This reminds me of how one of my drill sergeants were in boot camp tho😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
“Well listen here fuck boy” 😂😂😂
"I got 8 pockets and I can't put my hands in any of them!?" lol XD