Wow didn't know Nigel went to Northwestern and did Data Science. Nigel is right the Asian work ethic is real, my wife tells even being from Vietnam they have school from like 8AM-4PM, then 5PM-8PM extracurricular classes to actual "learn things" like English/additional math/science classes, then you go home and do your homework till midnight and repeat every day. You also get extremely difficult tests, public ranking against your peers, scolded from parents and teachers very competitive. Pretty much most folks have no free time. When she came to the US for senior year HS, the hardest math/science was stuff she had done in like middle school so she basically ended up just watching TV/chilling a whole year in comparison :D. That's why academically there's so many Asian international students going to top universities in the UK/US/around the world.
Matt is getting used to this podcast and dealing with awkward issues for him. 😆 Me as an Asian, shy and trying not to offend people, weirdly enjoy your podcast, and learn some new "words."
When i heard you talk about "if a white person trespassed", they be considered non-sus. It reminded me of an incident where I yelled a white guy for trespassing and he started saying I was being racist to them and that they were the victim. Jesus. I would've yelled at anyone.
Nigel's high school study schedule sounds hectic... would like to see him playing the piano in one of these videos...he is so talented....offensive some times but almost always funny😊😊 Enjoying the interaction with Matt...getting better each episode👌
I came to UK last year, for my masters and guess what my course mates are majority Chinese, 22 out of 28. And it’s the same for other courses as well. they do love Harry Potter 😂 , also they’d go back to China as soon as they’re done w course. Wednesday’s podcast has been my routine now!
Before reading ignor my grammar. People are so sensitive and i get its raw at present to laugh at the situation, but people laugh about death all the time... and don't know whether to laugh or cry. When emotions run high most people when they know they are to greave laugh because their emotions are messed up and the laughter cures them. Even when something shocking is said, we gasp and say 'thats bad, shouldn't laugh' but we do. Not long after diana died, tragic how it was, i could not help but have my tounge in cheek when the joke to what does D.I.A.N.A stand for? Died in a nasty accident. Shouldn't laugh but i did. It was a shock reaction emotion because i did not know whether to laugh or cry. Talking of death incensitive, cremation for instance; you can now put your love one's ashes in to jewellery. I joke with my parents all the time that when they die at least i can have the option to hang them around my neck and then tell people i carry my parents around with me everywhere. Some have even gone as far as my dad told me, to have a loved one instigated into a prince Albert. Even at my granddads funeral in the mist of all the weeping, in northern ireland i may add, where everyone gossips about everything. Me a South yorkshire lass made an honest joke response when the hurst carrying my grandad to the crematorium set on fire. Tragic though it was, all the family arrived at the crematorium still laughing because i said 'well he is half done, let's hurry and cremate the rest of him before he gets cold... because he always loved a good fire'. Just natural, straight faced, there was a silent pause and then laughter arose... quietly at first, then the realisation for what i said sunk in and family did not know where to put themselves. Thing is in life, his father in law would lecture anyone adding more than three lumps of coal to the fire, as he liked to conserve fuel. When he died and straight after his burial, granddad grabbed a bucket full of coal and made a decent fire. Ok long story ended i have so many more bizar funny stories but thats for another day. I really enjoyed this pod cast. Stay safe. 😂😇
Wise to have a plant guy over. I was once a plant enthusiast (yes, the kind who rattles off on the species), I got too busy with work and neglected my plants. Prob a few thousand ringgit worth of plants died, I couldn't be bothered to revive them cos it would take alot more effort and time than just watering them in the 1st place which I didn't even have the time to do and also it defeats the purpose, it becomes a stressful activity, not an enjoyable past time. Did you know there was one species that was selling for RM 5,000 for ONE small leaf cutting in the early days of lockdown? I hope the prices of plants have dropped. I want to turn my house into a jungle, once I find the time to water them 😄
It is really interesting to hear about Asian efficiency since it was always my thing growing on the east coast. I noticed things are totally different on the west coast especially dating too...drove me nut. Eventually, I did stumble upon why relationship from both parts of the country issues and it have is because of how we hear it coming from the other person. Brother Nigel again hits it dead on and I am now educating my friends who have this issue...lol
Nigel you’re a crazy, funny person! Love watching Uncle Roger and this podcast is hilarious! 🔥🤯❤️ Also a bit early, but happy early birthday! 🥳 Edit: Hi 👋 producer Matt! Please continue showing up on the podcast!
It’s so true. Everyone assumes you have more of x clothing if you’re wearing unusual colors or patterns. Truth is I rarely own a navy or beige plain version lol
You mentioned a good way for J Oliver to get back to you was to buy all tickets to one of your stand up. Fyi 50 cent bought the first 4 raw a Ja Rule concert… (300 seats on a Groupon)
(Yes I did copy and paste this from the other video so he can come to my country XD) Hey Uncle Roger! :D I love all of your vids and especially this podcast! :D Love what you are doing with this show! :) It's awesome to listen to when I'm studying or just chilling out XD You have a lot of fans in NZ too! :) And I was wondering if you could also do Wellington! So many of your Niece And Nephew saying haiyaa why not Wellington, Auckland so far away!! But anyways! :) Love you and ur videos! :) Have an amazing week! :D
It's sad how famous people are basically not allowed to have opinions or be humorous... look at the actress from the Mandalorian... fired. Rosanne? Fired... At the end of the day everyone is entitled to their opinion right? But not if you're famous :(
Nigel you HAVE to review one of Quang Trans videos!!! His cooking is actually pretty good, but he does a muk-bang at the end of the vids and he slurps EVERYTHING!! He made fried chicken once and I was like how the F**K does someone SLURP FRIED CHICKEN?!?! 😂😂😂😂
no leh i didnt think u r an influencer😄. i dont super like harry potter either do i dislike it, i too wondered why so many folks like it :D i prefer LOTR actually
About Harry Potter thing and I'm as an Asian here... yes, I'm agree, since I was a teenager, I already feel so cringe to see lots of my friend very obsessed with HP 😅 and thats why, I never watch or read HP in my teenage years... till now hahaha and forever 🤣
I too have a plant guy lol, I agree with Nigel he comes every month fixes up my plants. Sometimes fixes me up too! Very affordable like he takes a dollar or too considering he fixes me and my plants that pretty good actually. Like you go too a strip club they charge so much money haiyaaaa! Listen don't go to strip clubs just have a plant guy. Cheap and affordable fuiyoooo!
"Let me follow you home." Not the first time an Asian guy has thought that, as far as I've experienced. 🙅♀🙅♀ Edit: I'm sorry... Edit again: Nigel, how do you know pepper spray lasts two hours?? ...I thought you were cool. ☹
Wow didn't know Nigel went to Northwestern and did Data Science. Nigel is right the Asian work ethic is real, my wife tells even being from Vietnam they have school from like 8AM-4PM, then 5PM-8PM extracurricular classes to actual "learn things" like English/additional math/science classes, then you go home and do your homework till midnight and repeat every day. You also get extremely difficult tests, public ranking against your peers, scolded from parents and teachers very competitive. Pretty much most folks have no free time. When she came to the US for senior year HS, the hardest math/science was stuff she had done in like middle school so she basically ended up just watching TV/chilling a whole year in comparison :D. That's why academically there's so many Asian international students going to top universities in the UK/US/around the world.
As a Vietnamese, I second this comment :))
This is how it should be in England, then the youths of today would be in a better position to get work in the future. Really admire the Asian culture
Producer Matt looks so dope. Nigel looks extraordinary but that’s another conversation 😂
I’m loving having Matt on here, it’s a much better podcast when you have someone to bounce jokes off of
Nigel: “Women love surprises.”
Me: “…except those who have anticipatory anxiety.”
Nigel: Fuiyoh ... smell so good...
Nigels textbook response: Wanna check out my interior? 😂
'Pimp my Woman' and 'Plant F*ck Buddy'.
Nigel and Matt are killing me. I couldn't stop laughing when watching this. 😂😂😂😂😂
Matt is getting used to this podcast and dealing with awkward issues for him. 😆
Me as an Asian, shy and trying not to offend people, weirdly enjoy your podcast, and learn some new "words."
Great episode guys. I feel like each week gets funnier and funnier. Really brightens up my day 🤗
@5:37 maybe it should be Uncle Rodger, Roast my House!
When i heard you talk about "if a white person trespassed", they be considered non-sus. It reminded me of an incident where I yelled a white guy for trespassing and he started saying I was being racist to them and that they were the victim. Jesus. I would've yelled at anyone.
Nigel hit the mark with the blazer thing😆😆 13:46 😆😆 I got the exact same plain blue blazer Nigel was talking about 😆😆
I like that with each episode Matt is becoming less horrified and is contributing to the jokes. Beautiful character arc right there lmao
Nigel's high school study schedule sounds hectic... would like to see him playing the piano in one of these videos...he is so talented....offensive some times but almost always funny😊😊
Enjoying the interaction with Matt...getting better each episode👌
I came to UK last year, for my masters and guess what my course mates are majority Chinese, 22 out of 28.
And it’s the same for other courses as well. they do love Harry Potter 😂 , also they’d go back to China as soon as they’re done w course.
Wednesday’s podcast has been my routine now!
I guess Indian and Chinese had the same thing in common. Study machines.😂🤣
@@szewei85 we are pretty good at that as well
@@harshgupta1999 salute 2 you brother👏✊️
Before reading ignor my grammar. People are so sensitive and i get its raw at present to laugh at the situation, but people laugh about death all the time... and don't know whether to laugh or cry. When emotions run high most people when they know they are to greave laugh because their emotions are messed up and the laughter cures them. Even when something shocking is said, we gasp and say 'thats bad, shouldn't laugh' but we do. Not long after diana died, tragic how it was, i could not help but have my tounge in cheek when the joke to what does D.I.A.N.A stand for? Died in a nasty accident. Shouldn't laugh but i did. It was a shock reaction emotion because i did not know whether to laugh or cry. Talking of death incensitive, cremation for instance; you can now put your love one's ashes in to jewellery. I joke with my parents all the time that when they die at least i can have the option to hang them around my neck and then tell people i carry my parents around with me everywhere. Some have even gone as far as my dad told me, to have a loved one instigated into a prince Albert. Even at my granddads funeral in the mist of all the weeping, in northern ireland i may add, where everyone gossips about everything. Me a South yorkshire lass made an honest joke response when the hurst carrying my grandad to the crematorium set on fire. Tragic though it was, all the family arrived at the crematorium still laughing because i said 'well he is half done, let's hurry and cremate the rest of him before he gets cold... because he always loved a good fire'. Just natural, straight faced, there was a silent pause and then laughter arose... quietly at first, then the realisation for what i said sunk in and family did not know where to put themselves. Thing is in life, his father in law would lecture anyone adding more than three lumps of coal to the fire, as he liked to conserve fuel. When he died and straight after his burial, granddad grabbed a bucket full of coal and made a decent fire. Ok long story ended i have so many more bizar funny stories but thats for another day. I really enjoyed this pod cast. Stay safe. 😂😇
Walk up to someone, sniff them and say "You smell different when you are awake."
"Fuiyoooooooooh!!!! Smell so good!" would 1000% work on me. 👍
Nigel you are a crazy and fun person, I love it🔥
Nigel: "How about pimp my woman?''
Me: Actually fucking spits out coffee at work.
It's a good day folks.
Oh lord that dating advice bit had me dying at work lmfao
Great episode!
Wise to have a plant guy over. I was once a plant enthusiast (yes, the kind who rattles off on the species), I got too busy with work and neglected my plants. Prob a few thousand ringgit worth of plants died, I couldn't be bothered to revive them cos it would take alot more effort and time than just watering them in the 1st place which I didn't even have the time to do and also it defeats the purpose, it becomes a stressful activity, not an enjoyable past time. Did you know there was one species that was selling for RM 5,000 for ONE small leaf cutting in the early days of lockdown? I hope the prices of plants have dropped. I want to turn my house into a jungle, once I find the time to water them 😄
A blazer and shorts combination somehow reminds me of that anime Detective Conan.
another incredible episode; thank u so much |:D
It is really interesting to hear about Asian efficiency since it was always my thing growing on the east coast. I noticed things are totally different on the west coast especially dating too...drove me nut. Eventually, I did stumble upon why relationship from both parts of the country issues and it have is because of how we hear it coming from the other person. Brother Nigel again hits it dead on and I am now educating my friends who have this issue...lol
😂😂 When I go down on her... Flapping noises.
Comedy gold!
Please do uncle roger reacting to furniture i would love to watch it
I love your podcast sir ❤️love from Thailand 🇹🇭
the thing is that in Switzerland, also less than 10% of people would be able to be admitted to university
Being from Florida, anybody in a hoodie with the hood up in broad daylight is sketchy to me. Lol
"Not for your guys".then giggling. this really makes me proud
Nigel you’re a crazy, funny person! Love watching Uncle Roger and this podcast is hilarious! 🔥🤯❤️
Also a bit early, but happy early birthday! 🥳
Edit: Hi 👋 producer Matt! Please continue showing up on the podcast!
taking care of my plants will never be the same again😂
NEW PODCAST YAY
After seeing this podcast, No wonder Negel is still single lol
Nigel: "I don't have a partner, I need to hire a plant guy." Also Nigel: "it's such a turn off when a romantic prospect is interested in plants."
Damn, we’re already on episode 13??
Such an abrupt ending. I like it better than a traditional farewell. Expecto Patronum! Lol
I think we need a product review of a moisture meter lol.
GREAT POD FOR ANY LINE COOKS OR CHEFS BAAAAAAAAABYYYYYY
thank for the advice :)
Haiyaaa women don't want to be surprised from behind if they don't know you 😂🤦🏽♂️
It’s so true. Everyone assumes you have more of x clothing if you’re wearing unusual colors or patterns. Truth is I rarely own a navy or beige plain version lol
Pepper spray leaving a lasting impression for at least two hours had me dead 😂
Hahahaha nice. Definitely peaking better than Rice 2 Meet You of 2019.
Uncle Roger says "Haiyaa"
We Mauritians have a similar term, used in the exact same context - "ayyo"
Has Nigel been watching Miami Vice? Blazer, t-shirt, and shorts totally 80's!!
😂😂😂😂 I’m crying 20:19
Happy birthday crazy man! haha
COOL STUFF MATE
I laughed way to loud on this episode. I pity my neighbors hahaha
matt looking like ukraine a bit rough but can still hold their own
You mentioned a good way for J Oliver to get back to you was to buy all tickets to one of your stand up. Fyi 50 cent bought the first 4 raw a Ja Rule concert… (300 seats on a Groupon)
(Yes I did copy and paste this from the other video so he can come to my country XD)
Hey Uncle Roger! :D I love all of your vids and especially this podcast! :D Love what you are doing with this show! :) It's awesome to listen to when I'm studying or just chilling out XD You have a lot of fans in NZ too! :) And I was wondering if you could also do Wellington! So many of your Niece And Nephew saying haiyaa why not Wellington, Auckland so far away!! But anyways! :) Love you and ur videos! :) Have an amazing week! :D
Hahaha! I’m sorry, all I can picture now is the “plant guy” teaching Uncle Roger how to keeps his plants satisfied* Noooo! 🤭😆
They already have that it’s called reality dating shows
What about those without any gardens???
Did you notice that Jamie Oliver has renamed his "Thai Green Curry" video?
Blazer with shorts = Steven He's dad
It's sad how famous people are basically not allowed to have opinions or be humorous... look at the actress from the Mandalorian... fired. Rosanne? Fired... At the end of the day everyone is entitled to their opinion right? But not if you're famous :(
Yes, everything has a backlash or side effect. That's why fame isn't everything you have sought it all out to be
I appreciate Matt’s Nine Inch Nails hat.
Lol omg a guy literally did that to me in KL. He followed me into a 7 Eleven. Don't encourage Nigel 😂
15:00 that happened to me in school because i was wearing loud shoes :(
Surprise! 😂
Pimp my man!!!. Fuiyoh!!!...Not bad, not bad...lol
wtf is dry shampoo.... am i missing out on something?!
It’s what women use when they can’t be bothered to wash their hair, makes hair look less greasy 😂
I know from using it on my dog 🤷🏻♀️ to not be bothered with it! 😆
Me having a plant person at home and I don't have to pay for it.
I have killed all my plants. Damn its good. I love you f er honesty.
Nigel you HAVE to review one of Quang Trans videos!!! His cooking is actually pretty good, but he does a muk-bang at the end of the vids and he slurps EVERYTHING!! He made fried chicken once and I was like how the F**K does someone SLURP FRIED CHICKEN?!?! 😂😂😂😂
I wonder why the subs on this podcast is so much lower than his RUclips's channel.
We Japanese don't want to go abroad because of our Insularism.And I'm sure Japanese are not so industrious as other Asian countries these days…
Matt is a star
no leh i didnt think u r an influencer😄. i dont super like harry potter either do i dislike it, i too wondered why so many folks like it :D i prefer LOTR actually
I think people are liking HP coz they grew up with books or films. LOTR is far better literarywise and lorewise.
Dude wipes makes a wipe that acts as a shower replacement sort of like the shampoo you mentioned
I can explain Japan….
Bring uncle Roger :>
About Harry Potter thing and I'm as an Asian here... yes, I'm agree, since I was a teenager, I already feel so cringe to see lots of my friend very obsessed with HP 😅 and thats why, I never watch or read HP in my teenage years... till now hahaha and forever 🤣
Is that a nine inch nails cap he got on
Awesome
Feng Shui by uncle roger
Do you know what is more surprising. If you go behind her and say surprise but you have a knife of you.
Haiyaa
HAIYAA :))))
I too have a plant guy lol, I agree with Nigel he comes every month fixes up my plants. Sometimes fixes me up too! Very affordable like he takes a dollar or too considering he fixes me and my plants that pretty good actually. Like you go too a strip club they charge so much money haiyaaaa! Listen don't go to strip clubs just have a plant guy. Cheap and affordable fuiyoooo!
IF UNCLE ROGER COMES BEHIND YOU......YES SIR I AM TURNED ON...BUT "IF UNCLE ROGER..."
Were you actually married Nigel? The dating advice is hilarious and is completely wrong! LOL
I like chicken nuggets.
Hmmm should I buy electricity or hire a plant guy.
420th thumbs up smoke if you got em
Damm i am so fast
Matt, dude, not showering works for you 😉 maybe that’s my fetish 🤣🤣🤣
If being maced Means they like you, what does it mean if they taze you in the nuts as well? Is that a proposal?
oh, I love this podcast, but 15 minutes on plants is too much
You're poor?! Better grow shallots in that garden!
Note to self, don't listen to Nigel ;)
I love you bc I am first generation
"Let me follow you home." Not the first time an Asian guy has thought that, as far as I've experienced. 🙅♀🙅♀
Edit: I'm sorry...
Edit again: Nigel, how do you know pepper spray lasts two hours?? ...I thought you were cool. ☹
cool NIN cap
Hello how are you please notice me
I'll be honest, love all your podcasts with Matt, but this one got a little bit boring talking about plants for too long 😬
first genration fks get u . Well i do. I thank you so much. You are right on (damn f me w/60s vibe)
Yo am I that early
Pimp my woman is not cool. 🙅♀