Diane Spencer on trying to make love like the films
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- Опубликовано: 19 июн 2023
- This clip is taken from my 9th standup special "Diane Spencer Slid off the turkey" Full special available to watch on RUclips:
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Filmed 11 Sept 2022, the Backyard Comedy Club.
Filmed by LittleLens Video. 
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The Queen of comedy. May she live long and grace us (outside the UK) with her humor on RUclips.
Ah you are very kind
Such a terrific story teller! Thank you, Diane.
Thank you so much Jay 😀
Yes she truly is. I love listening to her.
@@kingpoo1987 @DianeSpencercomedian is so eloquent and descriptive in her narration that at times I can smell it like I'm really there.
@@jaylittleton1 Yes, your exactly right.
"ever tried giving a dog medicine with a spoon"
"A towel cupboard, someone's yanked the middle one out"
Honestly had me crying with laughter. 😂
Glad you liked it :)
I just lost a dear friend of 55 years last night. You are just what I needed! Thank you for making me laugh today Diane!!! 🙂
Oh Mike, I am so sorry to hear that. I hope you are okay, and you have loving people around you. Gosh. Your comments always bring such a smile to my face - I appreciate all our interactions. Even tho we are miles apart, I know you're in Florida, I am sending you all the good, happy and downright filthy vibes I can. All the best Di xx
I love this woman.
You’re not alone.
Thank you
Thanks Jim! :D
@@DianeSpencercomedian They probably deserve it. People with a 2x4 (not sure what the UK equivalent is and I'm certainly not going to say stud) up their ass about your comedy need a wake up call. Yeah, you're not everyone's cup of tea, no one is. Diversity is the spice of life. The only thing I'd like to know if in reality you're more your persona or that lady with glasses behind the sewing machine. Maybe I really don't want to know... you know what they say about meeting your idols :-) :-)
@DianeSpencercomedian those people are not your audience, we are and we think your awesome
"Roast Beef special, 3 for 10£..." 🤣🤣🤣 I think that was you 🤣
Mmmm love roast beef 😍
Your husband must be a very brave man. I truly respect both of you.
Hahahah! He fears very little, which I appreciate XD
"what has fallen out of me now?!" .... right in the feels hehe
🤣 #womantroubles
Yet another reason to love you Diane you seem all together awesome to me, a rare beauty smile you are loved.
Ah thank you David, what a lovely comment to read! I appreciate you took the time ☺️
@@DianeSpencercomedian just the facts
Oh that s funny! the towel cupboard, I keep my towels in order each one rolled and stacked ends facing the door, I totally get the analogy. : ) You are good Diane...truly. George.
Hahaha!! Wonderful 😊 I am pleased I am not the only one with a neat towel cupboard
@@DianeSpencercomedian and Diane, today is the big day! ( thats my solstice joke)
Diane good always to see your comedy beautiful. All the best David
Hi David, thank you 🙂🥳
Brilliant as always. You never disappoint. ❤
Thank you so much Randall 😊 always lovely to hear from you
Lovely stuff 😂
Thank you! I never get booked where people eat 🤣
Damn Diane 🤣
*curtsies* Such a lady XD
@@DianeSpencercomedian 😁
Great stuff, as always!
Wonderful - glad I can delight you with my strange contribution to the internet XD
Those who have been on her live shows in person - you are blessed ones, I do envy you...
You're very kind - I hope to tour one day :) Hopefully I will meet as many people as possible
I love listening to you. You are really funny.
Hi Randall! Thank you so much. I appreciate you 😊
Love this bit :)
Thanks so much 👍🙏
@@DianeSpencercomedian You got fans in New York :)
I love her!
Why thank you!
Tres bien!
Merci *curtsies*
I just wanted to wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year. I always wish the best for you.
Merry Christmas to you and yours Randall! I really appreciate your kind comments and support :) Have a great New Year too
Me too!!
We are second in command to ourselves!
There are simply not enough jokes about twat snot and I'm glad you're here to make up for the deficit!
OMG!!! "twat snot" I'm fucking dying!! XD
Brilliant stuff!
Honestly, we don't have any better luck with ours. I think if men and women could just swap organs for a day, the world would become a much more peaceful place overnight.
Have you seen that video of a baby elephant just swinging it's trunk around? 🤣🤣 Someone wrote that "this is what women would do if they had a dick for the day"
ok now i wanna see how you eat pancakes!
Like a raccoon with no motor skills 🤣
Brilliant, just love the lady🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ah thanks David
@DianeSpencercomedian thank you for taking time to reply such a brilliant lady the best 👏👏👏
Oh my goodness !!!
🤓
Oh damn, what a woman. Lol! We do love you sweetheart.
Kevin in the US.
Thanks Kevin! My husband's name is Kevin
you are the funniest person in the universe
You need to look up what the word 'funniest' means.
(Hint: not this woman)
You are immensely kind - I'm delighted my comedy appeals to you
@secondchance6603 you need to appreciate this is their opinion, and doesn't need to be shared by you. You can have different likes, and both be correct.
@@DianeSpencercomedian I realize it's their opinion and it's called a comment section for a reason and don't tell me what I have to appreciate or can/cannot share, it's not a good look.
@@secondchance6603You are of course entitled to comment but I'm puzzled why somebody with such a sour disposition as yourself would watch a comedy stand-up routine. I can only assume that you take pleasure from being unpleasant. If it is your objective to be obnoxious you have certainly succeeded. Now perhaps you can leave Diane to those of us who appreciate her rare comic talent.
LMAO 😂😂😂😂
Thanks Eric!
@@DianeSpencercomedian Your very Welcome.
I hope you have a wonderful day Love.
Always a comedienne to Die for. Brilliant stuff, but have yet to watch the full show :) Is this somehow related to wiping yourself on the (meaty) curtains perhaps?
Gosh that is a reference I can barely remember 🤣🤣
I love you and your comedy. 😂 I want to launch a campaign to get you into the Appolo!
Thanks Badger! I did ask for the guy to come see me. It's a production company called Open Mic.
I copy and pasted a letter that I've just written to Open Mike a couple of times, but YT keeps deleting it. Oh well. The letter is in the mailbox.
Damn. Funny.
Thank you 🌟
Yeah but I'm pretty sure if you talk to her in a loving voice she wouldn't mind.
Love title.
Just watched latest short your home grown accent really comes out much like a girl from East Texas if she's feeling hot under the collar her southern bell turns to from south watch out, I hope to shout y'all.
You keep me smiling and often laughing too.
Cheers David
Hi David! Yeah you're right, perhaps I should speak softly to her. Read her some poetry and play classical music! When I'm walking around people will say, can you hear classical music? I think it's coming from that woman's trousers... "Yes, I'm wooing my vagina so she doesn't give me grief" XD
I do hope all is going good for you
All the best David
Yeah, they really need to put the "Professional driver on a closed course. Do not attempt." disclaimers on those videos... 😜
Have you noticed how some of those disclaimers mention if the professional driver has a family, they will mention it.
Ever hear her describe the lead in to her UTI? The one with her bringing the sample in the jam jar? God, I hope that one’s not real. That would be professional level. Damn, now I want to go find it.
@@JimAllen-Persona Hurricane Diane, iirc
That was from Hurricane Diane and yes it did happen. It was bizarre.
Ah, magic, thank you Arcane
Well, apparently the Brits eat pancakes a bit differently than us Americans.
We are more likely to have crepes. So they're quite thin, but the American pancakes seem to be quite thick and fluffy, literally more like a cake made in a pan. I mean... they're all delicious!
@@DianeSpencercomedian not crepe-y at all😉
I can't turn the subtitles off.
Ah, that will be me - I think I uploaded it with the subs burnt in.
@@DianeSpencercomedian Comedy is half timing and delivery, for me it's the one place subtitles detract...
Well ciao!
Ciao! 💖
Her next quip will be about , how she queefed out her birthday candles .
I mean, that would be quite a trick, but a) I'm not getting naked in front of family friends and b) there would be way too many candles.
@@DianeSpencercomedian Sooo .... Your mom gets to keep the record ?
Bit like trying to land on an aircraft carrier.
I like this analogy, mainly as there are large amounts of seamen involved.
@@DianeSpencercomedian Funny, but I didn't even think of that! Some navel humour.
I'm now imaging your husband's bell end looking like the mushroomed over end of a chisel :P
🤣🤣
Comedian ya say?
Yes! I even got a prize once! I'm not for everyone tho Iris, so if you don't like this particular comedy, you can find another comedian you do like.
Nobody's forcing u to watch her 🙂
Primitive vulgarity seems to be order of the day 🤮
Well, you are going to get a certain kind of comedy if you click on a video with "make love" in the title, and "my vagina" in the thumbnail. So you got to take responsibility for that.
Sorry, just being disgusting is not real comedy. There was no real content here just several attempts to be gross. No attempt to tell a story. I outgrew menstrual humor in grade school.
I accept your apology. This is funny, just not to you. We are not meant to like everything and if you were so serious at school, perhaps you find it hard to laugh at silly things.