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Diane Spencer: Family Matters
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- Опубликовано: 5 апр 2019
- Part of my 2018 comedy special "Noob" where I do standup about paranoia, bad handjobs, failing to buy drugs, online gaming and meeting new family at Christmas.
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Music: Garage - Topher Mohr and Alex Elena • Garage - Topher Mohr a...
Filmed at the Museum of Comedy.
Filmed by Dan and Rob who were great.
Interview at the end by Kevin Shepherd.
I laughed so hard I got a head rush. Insane family stories I love it!!!
I love when she enjoys more than everybody when she is performing
what you speak comment make no sense to me
I honestly didn't know British women could be so funny while speaking of the nuances of the people...glad I found this...also, her range of voices is astounding.
Thank you Tom. Some of us are quite agreeable lol! XD
Always so brilliant😂😂😂😂😂, just love the lady.
David Stanley! Hello sir! Thanks for your supportive comments, I appreciate you 🙏
As usual you manage to make me laugh even when I've heard it many times before. I think it's the style you have and even with the subject most of the time .. I think it also has to do with class, you have a lot of class. Thank you for letting us share it with you.
Again, I owe you a debt for making my days better.
With love and respect from the west:
DeMontana
De Montana, always a pleasure to hear from you too. All the best from rainy Britain!!
I can watch one of your sketches a hundred times and still find it funny, thanks for the laughs Di
Thank you Samuel! That makes me immensely happy :)
That was too good.🎉😂
Ha! Thank you :)
Shared. Loved the full show, and all the clips bring them back.
Thank you for sharing mrscary! It makes such a difference.
Ok.... so first, you absolutely make me laugh. Second.... I can't figure out for the life of me why my soul mate is married to another half way across the planet in 2019. (???). Why are you in England and why am I a colonest? Love that you respond. Here in America, if you and yours need me. You brighten the world. Thank you Ms. Spencer. I look forward to more of you.
Haha! Cheers buddy. My soulmate is in the shower, which is worrying me slightly, as we have to leave the house in ten mins! All the best, Di
Not only funny but gorgeous also, first time checkin u out, funny as hell, definitely be watching more of u !!!!!
Well thank you very much Gregory! I'm so glad you enjoyed my clip! Please have a look around the channel.
Licking moss off a cave wall
Smashing 🤣🤣👍 so funny
Thank you 😃😄
I love this bit!
Good :)
You are soooo. Funny!
Yay! I am delighted - thank you
Love your comedy. Wish some bastard would get you a TV show.
Hahhaha!! I'd also accept a tv show from a tosser XD
OMG SIS!!! Effin perfect!!!
LOL! I'm so glad you liked it.
still the best!
Hi Nelson - it's always lovely to hear from you! I hope you're well. Di
You are right so underappreciated
Wow.
And really thanks so much for the live streaming a moment ago or last night 😂.
There were so many other Finns in your streaming I could not believe it!
And I think I finally figured out how its donation works! Perhaps the next time I can dare to try it out 😎🥤 within a month right? Or sooner perhaps? 😍
Thank you SO MUCH!!!!!!
❤ from 🇫🇮!
I loved this bit.
Thanks Mari :)
@@DianeSpencercomedian why aren't you famous yet. You jerk. ;)
Very original content Diane, I just subscribed and look forward to more of you.
Thanks so much Mohammad :) Glad you enjoyed it and thank you for subscribing!
@@DianeSpencercomedian DIANE SPENCER REPLIED TO ME !
*Glows with Pride*
I had a boss, who let it slide one day that his mom was a nudist and was always naked at home while my boss was growing up (he didn't like inviting friends home). He said that his father had a very similar reaction to your father. One night at dinner, whilst eating, his father said, 'For Christ's sake I'm eating! Get that [lady bits] outa my face!'😂
My Dad does not mince words. My sister just mentioned Gwenyth Paltrow's name and the shouting "I DONT WANT A CANDLE LIKE THAT" didn't stop for about ten minutes...
@@DianeSpencercomedian
Too funny!🤣🤣🤣
It's simultaneously so wrong but so funny. My parents don't wind each other up, but my father and his brothers, who are Irish certainly love to screw with each other
I’m going to wet my self the next time I have to read Snow White to the grand kids
You know they edit the bad ones out.
Oh god, Diane. I was eating. Thanks for the shaking with laughter.
Isn't Slovokian Sherry just Slivovitz? Which is breakfast for those who need a needle in the brain first thing before eggs and soldiers?
Slivovitz!!! I couldn't remember the name... and it was plum flavoured. Thanks Anzan.
Love You Amazing Woman 💗 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Her Fredrik! Thank you - sending happiness your way on these universal waves we all share :)
Brilllll...iant!
Wonderful - thank you :)
OMG I laughed until it hurt!
YES!!! Thanks Rick *tick*!
Hi Diane, no it’s your live stream, in the future when you’re up near me, I will be coming with friends to see the live show, keep safe
Will do buddy - you too :)
Hope you start a family too ❤️
your bits got me so impressed, i binge-watched everything all the way back to your 2010 shows. awesome! only one thing got me worried - how did you get so skinny over the years? are you doing heroin ? :(
(just kiddin; drugs are awesome and you look fabolous) ^^
Hello! No, I'm not really a heroin fan. The boring honest answer is a calorie controlled diet! I'm so happy you enjoyed my work :)
btw your comedy is a really great english - teacher for someone who's never been to uk. all that ginger local folklore (i suppose)..
[Disclaimer] ; The following is a joke.
I can neither confirm or deny it actually happend.
And old wealthy man , 103 years of age, met an 18 year old who actually fell in love with him dispite his age. (No one believed it).
After a time he proposed and she accepted.
After the wedding, he took her back to his Manson and showed her her bedroom, explaining he had special needs and thought she might want more accommodating arrangements.
Impressed by the opulence of the room she was shown, she kissed him and told him it was perfect.
He gave her a smile , winked and said " I'll be back". She stripped and laid in the bed awaiting to consummate the marrage. A knock came at the door and he opened it gently and asked "Dear... Are you ready???" To which she replied, "Yes darling, come to me". After a seemingly painful journey to the bed.... he hit that thing like a gangster! She never imagined this sort of thing nor her reaction.
He grabbed his cane and said, " Thank you dear, good night". After sooo many "O's", she was drained! She caught her breath and began to recover when a second knock at the door occured. She said "Yes???" He opened the door and said, "Dear, are you ready?"
Confused, she said "Yes?" He repeated the scene once again. And as before, he took his leave. As she reached, with shaking hands, for a cigarette to calm herself..... came a third knock at the door.
She pulled the covers up to her neck and said "YES???!!!"
He opened the door and said in a shy voice asked, "Dear, are you ready?"
Shaken to her core she cried out, "THREE TIMES IN ONE NIGHT AT YOUR AGE??? WHAT THE HELL KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU???!!!"
Looking somewhat saddened and confused he asked, "Was I here before???"
(You rock Lady Di).
Just sayin.....
hahahahah!!! That is a great joke!! Love it, thank you Ray!
Only just finding your stuff, really funny stories, well presented and so true to life. Honestly been avoiding comedians after they all went Trump deranged. So pleased to find your story telling style. Keep up the great work and thank you very much for the laughs. 👍
You are most welcome! Thank you for coming to my channel. Yes, people went Trump mad didn't they!? I reckon they were quite distraught when he was booted off Twitter.
Absolute filth!
...and I love it...
Are you feeding us 1, 2 or three snippets a week now?
Hahahah!! I'm trying to do a minimum of one snippet a week, because that works with writing new material, going to gigs and writing scripts etc. I started trying to do two a week, but it's a bit much - I would rather be creating and leaking the content slowly... wow that reads awfully!! XD
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So... Is the skunk coming to this year Xmas too?
She got binned off thank the universe!
Why she not on tv 😂🤙
Thank you Matthew! I'm glad you like my work :)
Your gorgeous xx
Thank you Philippe :)
@@DianeSpencercomedian my pleasure 😁😘
Di..... Sparkly..😉
Nearly wore a white one, but I looked like a polar bear XD
she gets funnier
Thank you John!
hey girlfriend!
Hey Noli :)
Snowy White and the seven minge biters
I suffer with aspergers
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you find a way to manage it, so then you just have it, rather than it causing your problems. Stay safe
God! Wonderfully offensive!
Hooray! Thank you Michael :)
Disturbing