Diane Spencer: Blackout drunk at my sister's wedding
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- Опубликовано: 8 июл 2017
- ...and the morning after. Part of my 2012 Edinburgh fringe festival show "Exquisite Bad Taste" where I do standup about masturbation, bad taste parties, being ginger, offensiveness and getting blackout drunk. For full show click this link: • Diane Spencer Exquisit...
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The story is funny enough on it's own. The facial expressions send it over the top into the category of epic. 🤣
Woohooo! Thanks Bill :)
Chuck in the accents and it’s win-win.
"Ferrero Rocher" had me in stitches :)
"Pass the wine, I'm a physicist!"
should be a t-shirt.
I love this idea.
? Whats the connection? Sorry, from abroad...
So should "I'm horny, not energetic".
@@NX-ez4xq "I'm 'orny, not energetic." The English have trouble pronouncing their h's.
You are way better than most famous female comedians these days. How come I didn't hear about you yet?
Sean Song honestly don't know, but totally happy you found me! I'm writing this to you, backstage at a comedy club in the UK - that's usually where I creep into view then vanish into the night! 😊
I thought you are in LA! I hope to see your show when in UK!
Sean Song awesome 😊 I'll keep my website gig list updated (!) I'll put a new show up later this year too
ikr, she's pretty much the only one that keeps my attention the entire show for the actual comedy and not just cos she looks good
Been wondering the same thing. I bet she will become more famous during all these lockdowns.. oh yeah there will be several
Breathtakingly beautiful, intelligent....and ginger....all I'd ever need. love your work!!
Haha! Well thank you very much Dewald :)
I feel exactly the same way! Swept away!!
That ending nearly killed me lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m not going to be able to look at Maltesers or Ferrero Rocher without bursting out laughing ever again. Very well done
Chandler Kerr LOL! you're welcome 😊 perhaps I should relabel this as a "help stop eating chocolate" video 😂
4 years, have watched it at least a hundred times and it never gets old 😁
Sometimes I laugh at the memory, sometimes I cringe lol!
@@DianeSpencercomedian You could write a sorry note and pass it around. You already have practice 😅
Oh my, my wife and I howled at this.. thank you for the laughs!
XD Wonderful! I'm so happy about this
2:47
Thank you Diane Spencer, for making me shoot soda out my nose! 🤣
Lol!!! You're most welcome 😂
Lol! Diane never breaks composure, even when the whole pub is laughing. Well done!
Thank you - years of practice mate :)
This is classic! Her delivery is on point! Hilarious!
Thank you!
This is one of my favorites that Diane has done. Soooo funny. Can't wait to see her in the states some day!
Thanks Abbygale - one day my dear!
This is the from the first show i saw from you on RUclips - no matter how many times i watch you always make me laugh! Your comedic timing is amazing :)
Thanks Phil :) I'm really glad you like my stuff. Writing the new one now... as in, just stopped to make a coffee :)
Diane you never fail to have me crying with laughter. Just wish you had more videos to see. PS greetings from New Zealand
Kia Ora! I have 8 hours on my channel, which is not a bad start :) Over my lifetime, I'm not sure how many I'll be able to make. I used to live in Auckland... yup JAFFA!
This woman is top 5 funniest stand up comedians. More please.
I am so happy you like my work - thank you :)
The Ferraro Rocher comment at the end had me bust out laughing at work... Great joke, you're hilarious!!!!
Thank you so much! Really glad you enjoyed my work :)
Holly Hell,
You are hilarious. It all sounds so genuine. You combine great looks with being extremely funny. Deadly combination. Keep it up. Big fan.
Thank you very much Matheiu, what a lovely comment, much appreciated. :)
brilliant, I hadn't see this one before
Still makes me laugh out loud although I've seen that show a bunch of times. And may I say, although I have never experienced Drunk Di, you do an excellent portrail of her :D.
Haha! Weirdly enough I don't think I've ever actually *met* drunk Di, as I'm probably "out" when that all happens. How existential! :) Thanks for watching :)
Was not expecting that ending! 😂
Brilliant!
Thank you 🙂
So that's why I'm a diabetic. Suddenly everything makes sense! 🤣
Lol!
Te best thing I’ve seen all year!
You're too kind :) Thank you Irfan
This kept getting worse. I loved it!
Hahah! I'm so glad. :)
This is one of Diane Spencer's best bits.
Glad you like it :)
😂 😂 😂 this was a bland crowd cause this was gold 😂😂😂😂
Glad you loved it :) There weren't many people when we filmed, but we still had fun
Sooo funny, don’t know why this video came up on my home page but glad it did. Subscribed.
Wonderful, thank you Matthew!
@@DianeSpencercomedian You are funny and beautiful !!!!!
"When you're my age..." Holy cow, that's a zinger!
Hahaha!! Thank you Thomas, my Mother never ceases to surprise me!
Working my way through all videos by this lady. Funniest comedy ever. Wish she was MY wife!!
Ah thank you! You wrote another lovely comment, I appreciate you!
We can all be happy that you get your sense of humour from your mum, cos her ability to overshare and subsequent punchline were priceless, just like your comedy.
Oh & tell dad to stick to his day job and at social functions, leave the comedy to the professionals, like drunk Di 😆
It's actually a bit of both :) My Dad has a very dry and wicked sense of humour and his ability to deliver punchlines and play on words is great. Mum is absurd, surreal and delightfully overshar-y it's true :) Thanks so much for liking and watching my comedy - Drunk Di is a demon and if I can lock her up forever I will!
Diane Spencer... took my Mrs to comedy circus in Leicester sq last Saturday. It was the anniversary of our first date and she loved it. Thanks for being a great host.
Watching these videos is why I'm up until 5 am. (just one more, it's only 5 or 10 min.) :)
Hope you got some sleep John lol!
Hilarious! Definitely Netflix worthy!
Thank you!
I think this is the fourth time I've watched this video in a few weeks, but it's still incredible. Diane's delivery is spot on through the whole thing (especially drunk Diane voice omg XD ). It's a perfect example of what I mean when I say the telling makes the story.
For last few weeks or so since I found out about Diane, I've been trying to decide what bit to share with friends because there is so much good stuff it's hard to say 'yeah this bit stands out'. But now I think I've told myself what to show people.
Hi Maxwell's Demon! Thank you so much for sharing my work with people! It makes a different. I'm so glad you enjoy my comedy.
@@DianeSpencercomedian You are welcome. It was well received!
I love this bit…
That performance deserved much better audience. That was a really good set and you were amazing. If you ever tour Washington DC area, I'll be sure to get my friends to see you. Keep rocking. Cheers!
Thanks John :)
You're incredibly funny, just made yourself a big fan. Cheers from Los Angeles
Wonderful! Thank you so much - hello from the UK!
Brilliant, blooming brilliant!!
LOL! Thanks Mark :)
Bloody awesome Diane.
Thank you Mick :D
Watched this at least 4 times. I can't resist every time it comes up on you tube. You are so expressive. You may want to look up a site called "Cameo" where well known people send video messages (for a fee) for special occasions. You might make some money from it. My son had Penn Jellite send me a video for Fathers Day. Best gift ever.
Hi John, Thank you! I will look at Cameo - you are actually the second person to have brought this up. I'm so happy you enjoy my work! Please have a look around my channel, hopefully there is more that will delight you :)
I think I have watched all the full shows. I have to again to make sure I haven't missed anything. The short clips are great too. I don't know how you do it, just keep it up.
Diane, you are a riot!! Hope to see more of your act in the future. You must be great fun around in laws and will no doubt make a funny and naughty aunt! 😄😄😄😄😄😄
LOL! My in-laws are lovely people! I try to make things with the kids, but I think they think I'm nice but bonkers, which is all I've ever hoped for really.
I just discovered this woman and I love her already!
Thank you so much. I have many videos, and they're all a bit different, so do please have a look around my channel :)
LOL! That was epic!
Glad you liked it :)
'That's why your Dad and I are diabetic'. Brilliant! Took me about 10 seconds for the penny to drop.( No, that's not another shenanigans.)
Haha!
just rewatch this...... awesome........
Thanks 😊
Outstanding!
Thank you kindly!
Haha I'm dying!
This is awesome stuff. Was really giggling in the office listening to your material. Netflix get your act together, damnit.
Thank you :) Is it so important I am on Netflix? I can't write to people there.
Absolutely stunning and funny as hell
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it :)
You’re Amazing!!
Cheers buddy :)
I cried laughing so hard!
How wonderful! What a great feeling :)
6:06 that lad had a good laugh there. Great job Diane!
Thanks buddy :)
What's the joke here? i couldn't get that one.
A physicist? I'm in love already!
I laughed harder than most of the audience.😆😉👍
Wonderful :)
Your played both parts very well. Bravo.
Thank you :)
You are such a good laugh . . Cheers good health 👍
Thank you Andrew, have a lovely day 😊
A perfect conversation with Mum. Diabetic hahaha🍬🏓
She has said much much worse since XD But there we go, I had to come from somewhere!
😂🤣😂🤣Where’s it goin? Where’s it goin? Do you see the Malteser boy? Bf jerks head around 😅😂
XD
Brilliant!
I'm glad you like it Sean :)
I can't wait til my little sister gets married, I'm soooo there.
A great story for a mormon wedding. Great delivery. I don't know why my mind has wandered to Kinder Suprise.
Oo, never been to a Mormon wedding...
@@DianeSpencercomedian apparently they have a Mormon Gamasutra....one side of paper. Catholic Priest have more pages!
She is brilliant! Needs a bigger crowd.
Thanks Marian!
OMG, hold out till the end, she sends it out of the park....
Well my Mother does... lol!
@@DianeSpencercomedian Honest question. You are famous. You are very attractive. You are very funny. You are very smart. I have to imagine you are bombarded constantly by men wanting to hook-up/date/marry you. (And I imagine a very high percentage of these guys are creepsters). How do you deal with it?
Awesome!
Thank you! I have memory problems! Woooooo! 🌈☀️💖
Brilliant and hilarious
Ace, thanks Mike, I'm glad you enjoyed it :)
This is a true story !
I got that drunk at my brother's wedding. Woke up with him and the bride the next morning... On the bathroom floor. Hah! Got you!
HA!
How on earth have I not heard her work before now! Hysterical! (except I forgot to plug my headphones in and the posh neighbours heard everything!)
YAY! They're posh, they'll be massive perverts so I'm sure it's fine :) Glad you enjoyed it.
Diane Spencer are you on tour or Edinburgh this year? (I’ve just heard your Nancy Delalio show... erm... show)
I'm not in Edinburgh this year - I've written a new show. I'm performing previews up until November 15th when I'm going to film it at Angel Comedy club (in the Bill Murray Pub). Whereabouts in the UK are you?
Diane Spencer north Nottinghamshire/ South Yorkshire area
john reed I'm doing the Comedy loft in Nottingham tomorrow! Well if you fancy travelling down south in November, it would be lovely to see you at the recording.
for a sec i thought you dropped another special this year and I was like slow down girl
Holy shit, that would be fast even for me! New one is in progress and I'm building a small work in progress tour to get it ready for filming. Occasionally, I'll add little clips to my channel, but they'll be more portable things that people can share. I've got some backstage footage after Seamless, which might be interesting. Thanks for watching. :)
Backstage footage: yes, please!
Oo, okay! I wasn't sure if that sort of thing would appeal, but I will put some together and load it up :)
Me too!
Backstage footage, or holy shit that new special was quick?
Hats off to your Mum for the perfect response.
Mum always has the last word. That woman is amazing.
She is awesome!
Thank you Sarah 😊
Will you ever do a Netflix special? Because to be honest, this deserves a Netflix special. Although, it is not a family show, is it?
I don't know. I'm not sure they are even aware I exist, but RUclips have been incredibly supportive and I appreciate that. Plus I get to talk to everyone! There are SO many non family shows on Netflix LOL! Chris Rock Tambourine, Trailer Park Boys, American Horror Story, Ru Paul's Drag Race - this is just my recent viewing list :)
I know not all Netflix shows are family shows (Both Jim Jefferies specials, Jimmy Carr, Katherine Ryan, Jack Whitehall, Ricky Gervais etc.). But the subjects you talk and joke about are quite awkward if you're watching with your parents and siblings. (Atleast I'm happy I didn't)
I really love the videos. I really like that you're just as honest and dirty as my favorite comedian: Jim Jefferies.
tjallibrah I've met Jim Jeffries - he is a lovely man. Well then the key to that is do what you did, and not watch it with parents!! I'm glad you enjoy my work 😊
@@DianeSpencercomedian I would pay for Netflix just to watch you ( and cancel afterwards 😋).
im a simple man diane, i see your gorgeous face, i watch and click like. ♡♡♡
Ha! You sound like a happy person, which is good! Thank you.
This is so funny how have I only found out about you now
No idea, but glad you did
What else can i write, except : 😂 😂 😂 👍👍👍
LOL! Perfect!
Brilliant
Thank you ever so much!
I love your humor. Come to the states!! You’d do much better here
Oh course at your age you have the grip, when you get to be my age you have to work up to a Ferrero Rocher. LMFAO 😂
LOL!!!! You're funny :D
Thanks for writing those down lol, I would have ,missed the whole joke. Because of google I actually saw what you meant.
First video I see. Already subbed. Hope to see you live someday.
Awesome - thank you :)
I kinda wish I had stories like these, I'm asleep after 5 ciders..
The worrying thing is Gary... what if you DO have stories like these.... but only Drunk Gary knows them??
Just watched the hand job! Now this, right after, Hilarious! From The USA!
Pretty good twist
Sounds like fun to party with you lol
I try to keep her in her cage... lol
Brilliant :D
Thanks Dave
@@DianeSpencercomedian I am Currently watching Wit Charm and Filth.
And it is as advertised.
I thank the RUclips gods for finding you.
Better late than never.
Now I know where Amy Schumer swiped the "Time Travel" euphemism.
Scott Mactavish in all fairness she may have independently come up with this. Or one of her writers may have.... 😂
Oh, you mean the "parallel thinking" theory. Ummmm yeah...
Don't know but I heard that term around 2012- could be a British thing
I bet when they first got married that Easter was their favorite holiday.
Hahah! BOOM! *Nephastus drops mic*
Thank you, Diane. Shenanigans.
Shenanigans is a lovely word. Thank you for watching :)
Why YT show shity videos from 2010 and didn't give me this piece of gold until now. Definitely the intelligence and the sense of humor make someone sexier... Even more... I will smile every time I see a Maltese :D
Also for no English speakers is everything super understandable.
Great! Thank you. I am working on getting closed captions on each of the long specials so they are also more accessible for non-english speakers/people who may be hard of hearing. Glad you enjoyed it and I hope you see many Maltesers!
And from now on every time you eat a Maltese you will say "It's good, but it's missing something". ;-p
Lmao 😂
You are amazing I'm from the USA from a little place called New Mexico I think your hilarious as fuck and your stand up is amazing
Hey Clint! Thank you for watching and writing to me. I hope I get to visit New Mexico one day :)
Diane Spencer that would be awesome I'd definitely come out and see your stand up its so much better than anything else out there right now your hilarious as duck keep up the good work
OMG you get worse, or is that better? which ever way it is you are brilliant
LOL!! Thank you :)
So glad you got a new special coming out. You are our favorite and we missed you. Almost blamed your damn happy wedding for making your life to boring ;)
Ha! Do not worry, in the next special there is quite a wonderful handjob story, which has already made it into my clubset :) Thank you for being so supportive! It's coming out Dec 2018... the special... not the results of the handjob ;)
I love Maultesers.
Specially the Christmas edition, so much better that the beads.
sorel edwin suarez LOL! 😂
sorel edwin suarez LOL! 😂
I was born because of rum filled cherry chocolates given on St. Valentine's Day.
She is funny and scrumptious.
Cheers me dear
How am I just learning about her now. ...Maltesers makes a mint version of which I would like to try.
They surely do Minty Maltesers somewhere...
Please come to the US! The Midwest specifically, and Springfield, MO in particular. I would be first in line to get my ticket to get in the show. The red hair and saucy attitude, in union with those naughty stories, makes you top tier talent. Were I a single man you could separate me from my entire paycheck with those eyes. Best of everything!
Haha! Thank you Bill. One day I will come to the US, but it's a while off at the moment, but when I do, believe me I will post it everywhere! All the best, :)
It’s awesome how her mom is one of the Monty Python gang! And now ... for something completely different.
LOL!! I'll tell her that, I think she'll like it.
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We're actually very fond of creme eggs 😁
Hahahahaha!!! Too sugary for me!
HAHAHAHA
I love your, "I'm horny, not energetic."
Tis a truth that affects us all.