James Charles Can't Actually Sing...

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  • Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024
  • In James Charles Can't Actually Sing we become a vocal coach (like Tristan Paredes) and react to the renowned makeup artist James Charles and his recent attempts at singing.
    Twitter/Instagram: @JamesMarriottYT (James Marriott)

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @killpuddle9977
    @killpuddle9977 4 года назад +2437

    He's like a girl everyone was pissed at, at school who would sing every chance she gets because she did a solo performance once

    • @solarstarr_
      @solarstarr_ 4 года назад +30

      chomusuke my cousin was that person and I would sometimes join, wish I still had that child shamelessness now you won’t catch me dead in a public setting

    • @jamie-xs2qo
      @jamie-xs2qo 4 года назад +24

      @chomusuke so basically my fellow theater kids lmao. We aren’t all like that it’s just the *special* ones

    • @moirastraprider
      @moirastraprider 3 года назад +3

      Omg I have one of those

    • @sofia.oliver
      @sofia.oliver 3 года назад +1

      Sooooooo relatable

    • @hiwelcometomaccas8016
      @hiwelcometomaccas8016 3 года назад

      That girl in my school was the same girl who would get hit in dodgeball and say it hit her skirt

  • @MariaAlves-om6vh
    @MariaAlves-om6vh 5 лет назад +14713

    "I love how he's moving his hand as if he's hitting all of the notes"
    *I'm crying*

  • @poppiti2044
    @poppiti2044 4 года назад +2067

    his voice is good for singing in the shower when no ones home and thats literally it

    • @sincerelybellatrix.2880
      @sincerelybellatrix.2880 4 года назад +55

      Poppiti
      Or when vacuuming the house.
      The loud sound should do him good 😂

    • @luvcassie
      @luvcassie 4 года назад +17

      or in a tiny friend group

    • @JavierPerez-zr2ic
      @JavierPerez-zr2ic 3 года назад +9

      @@luvcassie feel so bad for his tiny friend group 👀

  • @mrsjeon9571
    @mrsjeon9571 4 года назад +1150

    i love that he sings “ make my shade is right”
    his hand: ⚪️
    his face: 🟠

  • @emopieceofgarbage3144
    @emopieceofgarbage3144 4 года назад +6611

    James reminds me of that person in choir that tries to have a solo career or who always sings in cursive

    • @lydiahelena7213
      @lydiahelena7213 4 года назад +37

      Emo Piece of Garbage YESSS

    • @Enigmatic_Lurker
      @Enigmatic_Lurker 4 года назад +30

      ✋👄👌

    • @pasxsxz9020
      @pasxsxz9020 4 года назад +63

      and thinks they’re so good and sing louder than everyone else

    • @BubbleGlitter98
      @BubbleGlitter98 4 года назад +88

      I was in choir with a girl who would stop singing like a full second after everyone else, for EVERY line so that we could hear her voice cause she thought she was God's musical gift to earth, she would always gets louder too at the end of the line as well so she could have her moment

    • @quinnzykir
      @quinnzykir 4 года назад +28

      God you remind me of my days in choir. So many people refused to open their mouths all the way when singing, that I wanted to put a quarter in their mouth, pull their arm, and see if I won a jackpot

  • @willoweckerson4290
    @willoweckerson4290 5 лет назад +3213

    Marriot: *starts playing the guitar* "BAiTeD!!!"
    ...... I feel like he's secretly amazing at singing....

    • @mey3980
      @mey3980 4 года назад +86

      Same! He has a nice deep voice too. And he's good at guitar!

    • @uremqpogprvu1975
      @uremqpogprvu1975 4 года назад +12

      He wasnt playing look at his fingers the are above the strings, it might be downloaded?

    • @morgan7
      @morgan7 4 года назад +8

      urem qp og prvu no they’re not you can play like that

    • @drowsy.666
      @drowsy.666 4 года назад +14

      ruclips.net/video/N3ig3_VGxC4/видео.html
      He is I'm actually in tears

    • @felixarchives8424
      @felixarchives8424 4 года назад +1

      Watch his new video lol

  • @til2896
    @til2896 3 года назад +868

    "Is James Charles a nonce? We really must consider this a possibility."
    I can't decide if this aged well or badly.

    • @aleezaqtip
      @aleezaqtip 3 года назад +13

      YAH FR 😭😭

    • @guitarzcore
      @guitarzcore 3 года назад +9

      HAHAH

    • @yellowjam4716
      @yellowjam4716 2 года назад +60

      Either way it's aged, unlike james charles crushes

    • @ashycofi8713
      @ashycofi8713 2 года назад +12

      @@yellowjam4716 YOU ARE WRONG FOR THAT ONE 💀😭

    • @parfaitshop
      @parfaitshop 2 года назад +10

      @@yellowjam4716 YOURE WRONG FOR THAT IM HOWLING

  • @zoyacore
    @zoyacore 4 года назад +3043

    *“you can sing hallelujah all you want james, those vocals are sending you straight to hell”*

    • @user-vj8fc3be4r
      @user-vj8fc3be4r 4 года назад +45

      The fact that I read your comment as he said 😂

    • @kyliecrybaby4161
      @kyliecrybaby4161 4 года назад +5

      I’m 666th like

    • @mialucas7952
      @mialucas7952 4 года назад +1

      I would like but I can’t it’s a 666

    • @mohammedshaheen1429
      @mohammedshaheen1429 4 года назад +2

      Like no 777

    • @a.sweet.melody
      @a.sweet.melody 4 года назад +1

      𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗮𝗱 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗯𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝗺

  • @gayunicorn2050
    @gayunicorn2050 5 лет назад +4185

    Is no one else talking about how James Marriott is actually really good at playing the guitar...
    No just me... ok

  • @SCP--we8xr
    @SCP--we8xr 5 лет назад +2767

    You can wave your hand as much as you want.
    IT DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU’RE SCREAMING.
    Also the “who invited Voldemort” was hilarious

    • @phileenepeagch1807
      @phileenepeagch1807 5 лет назад +9

      *doesn’t
      *you’re
      *hilarious

    • @SCP--we8xr
      @SCP--we8xr 5 лет назад +1

      Phileene Peagch Fixed it

    • @taz8347
      @taz8347 4 года назад +6

      @@SCP--we8xr Still says dosen't

    • @SCP--we8xr
      @SCP--we8xr 4 года назад +4

      Unsocial Girl ok then grammar police

    • @taz8347
      @taz8347 4 года назад +3

      @@SCP--we8xr You can't call me grammar police then fix it how I said 😂

  • @martinag7694
    @martinag7694 5 лет назад +1905

    "honey , if I wanted to see his true colours I'd wipe that cake off his face"
    SISTERS , WE HAVE BEEN LEARNT

  • @lazulidrawzalot0616
    @lazulidrawzalot0616 3 года назад +307

    “Is James Charles a nonce?” That aged interestingly....

  • @o-O426
    @o-O426 5 лет назад +2861

    When James is aware that Alex has a thing for James Charles so he makes a video to assert his dominance as the alpha

  • @bethrisidore3225
    @bethrisidore3225 5 лет назад +1641

    “i have the voice of a decrepit cat if you gently force it through a blender”
    me too james. me too.

    • @sophietaylor5934
      @sophietaylor5934 5 лет назад +4

      *decrepit

    • @bethrisidore3225
      @bethrisidore3225 5 лет назад +1

      The unicorn coincidence? i think not.

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 5 лет назад +1

      beth_yyy I don’t know why but I completely skipped over that part while watching but now that I just read it in the comments I tried to stop laughing

  • @turkeysandwich123
    @turkeysandwich123 5 лет назад +1481

    *"if I wanted to see his true colors I would peel off that cake face"~James Marriott 2019*

    • @morhet6819
      @morhet6819 5 лет назад +13

      Peel his cake of his face*

    • @morhet6819
      @morhet6819 5 лет назад +1

      Olivia Irene & Hailey Jane whoops sorry 😬

    • @maddiel2478
      @maddiel2478 5 лет назад +1

      You’re all wrong!! Lol it’s “peel THAT cake OFF his face” 😛

    • @OriginalRizzler
      @OriginalRizzler 5 лет назад

      These PRETZELS are making me THIRSTY

    • @maddiel2478
      @maddiel2478 5 лет назад

      I assumed it was pretty clear I was fooling around as well. I don’t think one word really makes a difference. 😅

  • @mez8658
    @mez8658 4 года назад +1547

    My toes + James Charles’ nose:
    *Mitosis.*

  • @KIMFPawp
    @KIMFPawp 5 лет назад +8392

    Did Gabbie actually say that about you? So much for body positivity

    • @amandagrasmane9479
      @amandagrasmane9479 4 года назад +713

      ArtplusChocolateMilk I’m so late but I can’t believe I never heard of this it’s disgusting. no one talked about it

    • @KB-gr1ff
      @KB-gr1ff 4 года назад +925

      And isn’t her brand like about how she’s “quirky and likes junk food”

    • @alexisnevrose2420
      @alexisnevrose2420 4 года назад +675

      Gabbie is just a dumb bitch who thinks she’s the queen of the world

    • @asbjelasulejmani8585
      @asbjelasulejmani8585 4 года назад +285

      ArtplusChocolateMilk she just got butthurt too hard hun. Ofc she would be a bitch as always

    • @ishthefish9006
      @ishthefish9006 4 года назад +97

      Her wannabe sexy ass

  • @Helpme-mz1zb
    @Helpme-mz1zb 5 лет назад +2343

    james: "if i swing my hands enough maybe i'll literally hiT the notes"

    • @sirspooky1217
      @sirspooky1217 5 лет назад +6

      Whitch james

    • @elizabethvale5281
      @elizabethvale5281 5 лет назад +2

      @@sirspooky1217 *Which

    • @sirspooky1217
      @sirspooky1217 5 лет назад +8

      @@elizabethvale5281 ofcourse theres going to be someone like you

    • @elizabethvale5281
      @elizabethvale5281 5 лет назад +1

      @@sirspooky1217 is that a bad thing? Or no.

    • @spookyyydookieee
      @spookyyydookieee 4 года назад +6

      Hit or miss? I guess James Charles always miss huh?
      Jkjkjjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkj pleaseeee don't hate me

  • @ratdog6980
    @ratdog6980 4 года назад +4776

    I personally don't think he's terrible. It's just he kinda needs to stop. His singing isn't good enough to actually make videos and snaps about it.

    • @milenawittermans662
      @milenawittermans662 4 года назад +172

      Nina Bean this also goes for half the girls at my old school

    • @mialikesoup5843
      @mialikesoup5843 4 года назад +111

      He’s not bad he just REALLY needs to stop trying to do vocal runs

    • @irresponsible9251
      @irresponsible9251 4 года назад +18

      No he’s terrible.

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 4 года назад +13

      mia_grace
      And trying to bang every guy he do a duet with .

    • @melpomenethemuse
      @melpomenethemuse 4 года назад +51

      Nina Bean yeah, I’m no expert on him (I honestly don’t care) but a good principle to follow is: if you enjoy it, you can do it. But if you’re making a career out of it, or doing it professionally, stick to what you’re good at. Not saying he’s bad, he’s just not professional level good.

  • @leighannarose4390
    @leighannarose4390 4 года назад +561

    "Never enough, huh? Not gonna lie, i think it was"
    *im rolling*

  • @BooBearsEpicChannel
    @BooBearsEpicChannel 5 лет назад +3306

    took me 7 minutes to realise they share the same name

  • @oceanergun3004
    @oceanergun3004 5 лет назад +813

    ok but *JAMES CAN PLAY THE GUITAR PRETTY DAMN NICELY*

  • @dudewheresmycar5534
    @dudewheresmycar5534 5 лет назад +6026

    "who doesn't enjoy Chocolate? Dickhead"
    *Cries internally*

    • @zander2509
      @zander2509 5 лет назад +123

      **cries**
      *such a prick*

    • @tnsbg95
      @tnsbg95 5 лет назад +23

      IT'S NOT SHOOK IT'S QUAKED 😂

    • @BullshoozIsMyPSN
      @BullshoozIsMyPSN 5 лет назад +12

      E

    • @moonbbxe
      @moonbbxe 5 лет назад +4

      Same. 😂

    • @laurynganser9634
      @laurynganser9634 5 лет назад +3

      Tristan Peterson I know I laugh until I click the read more it’s annoying

  • @kalesheonn8366
    @kalesheonn8366 4 года назад +607

    I just realized that you like British Jack Black.

  • @ciara5264
    @ciara5264 5 лет назад +2062

    no one:
    Legit no one:
    James Charles being a meme queen:
    *WOMP WOMP WOMP*

  • @jaimie4164
    @jaimie4164 5 лет назад +2352

    “You look like the guy who likes chocolate”
    “Who doesn’t like chocolate!”
    Lol ik some people don’t like chocolate my mum doesn’t.

    • @chloewatson7847
      @chloewatson7847 5 лет назад +5

      Children of a Few Fandoms me.

    • @sage8096
      @sage8096 5 лет назад +5

      daniel seavey

    • @flash-lp3rc
      @flash-lp3rc 5 лет назад +4

      kayree besson
      ayy u.
      corbyn is mine

    • @illvsion.
      @illvsion. 5 лет назад +1

      Me.

    • @sage8096
      @sage8096 5 лет назад +2

      @@flash-lp3rc lmfao can we not fight over the boys corbyn belongs with Christina n that's the tea sis

  • @istutter6495
    @istutter6495 5 лет назад +800

    *plays guitar*
    *breathes as if he’s going to sing*
    “Baited!” 😂

  • @chericemolloy6863
    @chericemolloy6863 4 года назад +325

    James singing with that blonde guy.... yikes the blonde guy tried to over power instead of singing together 😂

  • @elliemay1357
    @elliemay1357 5 лет назад +6411

    No One:
    I mean No one:
    LITERALLY NO ONE:
    James Charles: WoMp wOmP WoMp

    • @casketkrusher393
      @casketkrusher393 5 лет назад +36

      Ellie Dunn EeEiEEiEeh

    • @nightwingalelle2849
      @nightwingalelle2849 5 лет назад +10

      potassium

    • @trinitym4404
      @trinitym4404 5 лет назад +46

      Nobody:
      James Marriott: “BIG BULBOUS BOLLOCKS BLISSFULLY BULGING THROUGH MY BEAUTIFUL BUSH”💀💀

    • @crelinten9478
      @crelinten9478 5 лет назад +4

      @@trinitym4404 same name (Trinity) :)

    • @koamaalaelu180
      @koamaalaelu180 5 лет назад +9

      WOMP WOMP WOMP. 👁👄👁............EAEAEAAAAAH

  • @trixxartarchive7705
    @trixxartarchive7705 5 лет назад +1202

    My ears are bleeding and I feel sorry for that woman who's singing because she is actually talented wich is a rare quality on RUclips.

    • @leeanne4638
      @leeanne4638 4 года назад +16

      Well she's talented in comparison to James

    • @Sun-vm5fz
      @Sun-vm5fz 4 года назад +29

      @@leeanne4638 yeah and she's a REAL celebrity unlike her counter part Mr. james-charles-hand-waver

    • @radical6491
      @radical6491 4 года назад +20

      he shouldn't even be there with zhavia in the same room 😔

    • @gabisophia897
      @gabisophia897 4 года назад +6

      Z is so talented

    • @juiceboxfrog
      @juiceboxfrog 4 года назад +7

      She's Zhavia Ward

  • @allie4182
    @allie4182 5 лет назад +2128

    Is no one going to address that James m can actually play the guitar?

    • @slope.2469
      @slope.2469 5 лет назад +54

      Nope because we focus on the bad stuff

    • @Barbara-dg8um
      @Barbara-dg8um 5 лет назад +18

      Well if he plays the same as he sings I wouldn't be surprised

    • @slope.2469
      @slope.2469 5 лет назад +4

      Barbara 👏👏well done

    • @allie4182
      @allie4182 5 лет назад +1

      @@Barbara-dg8um
      Are you talking about James c?

    • @raimarafiq2908
      @raimarafiq2908 5 лет назад +1

      @@Barbara-dg8um lol she was talking about James Marriot

  • @nixtheclause9984
    @nixtheclause9984 4 года назад +369

    Following the past-tense form of “shaking” being “shook,” the past tense of “quaking” would be “quook.”
    Just putting that out there. Use this how you will.

  • @mizaemit7838
    @mizaemit7838 5 лет назад +2517

    Is “_____ can’t actually sing” becoming one of your new theme now James?

    • @MXIX222
      @MXIX222 5 лет назад +79

      Soon enough, he will do a james marriott can't actually sing

    • @hattiedunham8866
      @hattiedunham8866 5 лет назад +2

      PuffleGacha S778 I think it’s just a series

    • @mizaemit7838
      @mizaemit7838 5 лет назад +5

      your favourite birb womp womp womp

    • @edify.9018
      @edify.9018 5 лет назад +1

      PuffleGacha S778 lel

    • @user-iu3hq7rj7v
      @user-iu3hq7rj7v 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao

  • @cobiglosson
    @cobiglosson 5 лет назад +1430

    “Honey if I wanted to see his true colors I’d peel that cake off his face.” Yoooooooooo Lmmfao😂💀

    • @cassrems8347
      @cassrems8347 5 лет назад +8

      I fucking died 😂😂😂

    • @elzarojas8509
      @elzarojas8509 5 лет назад +4

      Wow

    • @Dokataa
      @Dokataa 5 лет назад +5

      This dude three more shade than the old tree growing on James Charles grave

    • @aaronapley258
      @aaronapley258 5 лет назад +2

      SNATCHED AND YEETED

  • @justjenni2061
    @justjenni2061 5 лет назад +1107

    Tell me why
    I got a ad for
    LEARNING TO SING IN 5 MINUTES😂😂😂😂
    Thx so much for the likes. I have never had this many before

  • @megaowl8884
    @megaowl8884 4 года назад +190

    Wait. So james can play the guitar, he's trilingual, hes cute, hes funny. Oh my god hes perfect

    • @georgefoyet5904
      @georgefoyet5904 3 года назад

      He’s a groomer

    • @howardtris5523
      @howardtris5523 3 года назад +2

      @@georgefoyet5904 what did I miss wtf

    • @allys744
      @allys744 3 года назад +5

      They’re referring to James marriot

    • @SlightMishap
      @SlightMishap 3 года назад +1

      @@georgefoyet5904 mans they mean James Marriott...

    • @blob9836
      @blob9836 2 года назад

      @@georgefoyet5904 james Marriott *

  • @elenny4207
    @elenny4207 5 лет назад +2322

    Wow u really masterfully baited us with that guitar prank
    U cheeky master baiter u

    • @Default_null
      @Default_null 5 лет назад +31

      lmaoo this comment is underrated

    • @elenny4207
      @elenny4207 5 лет назад +13

      @@Default_null thanks m8

    • @jamestheredengine7214
      @jamestheredengine7214 5 лет назад +3

      @@Default_null over**

    • @Default_null
      @Default_null 5 лет назад +11

      @@jamestheredengine7214 aww cmon why you gotta be like that

    • @ciaranscl
      @ciaranscl 5 лет назад +7

      @@jamestheredengine7214 go hecc you slaphead

  • @MeBeCreepy
    @MeBeCreepy 5 лет назад +792

    "he's in thickys, lads! We've got a chance!"
    You've double your chances by also being straight

    • @milkisthealmond
      @milkisthealmond 5 лет назад +26

      😂😂 severely underrated comment

    • @juderamsaywak7381
      @juderamsaywak7381 5 лет назад +10

      To soon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @maddyriggio2433
      @maddyriggio2433 5 лет назад +6

      Dead 💀

    • @felixarchives8424
      @felixarchives8424 5 лет назад +2

      DirectorG
      But what about ALEX?!

    • @ingerek6198
      @ingerek6198 5 лет назад

      @Lucy Cookie Unlike most religions, Spiritual Satanism encourages one to question everything. Being one's personal best and exceeding limitations are the essence of Spiritual Satanism and this begins with using one's brains to their maximum potential.
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  • @val9653
    @val9653 5 лет назад +1893

    He's like the kid in class that thinks he's impressing everyone by his singing but isn't impressing a soul

    • @amvsvjv3310
      @amvsvjv3310 5 лет назад +7

      Valoumi Sedani omg fr tho. 😂🤣

    • @cadietuc
      @cadietuc 5 лет назад

      Yes I know who that is

    • @kimtaetae2409
      @kimtaetae2409 5 лет назад +2

      And your the one who think people gives a shitty what you say but sister thay don't so leave🚪👋 sorry just ignore thisss👏👏

    • @ABCDEF-qg1bj
      @ABCDEF-qg1bj 5 лет назад +1

      Yep....and the teacher is hiding under the table😂😆👌

    • @alanajones9
      @alanajones9 5 лет назад +14

      Kim Taetae Oh man. This sorry excuse for a coherent sentence was a roller coaster to read.

  • @vier5425
    @vier5425 3 года назад +44

    “Is James Charles really a nonce?” really hit different in 2021

  • @toby.mp3
    @toby.mp3 5 лет назад +779

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    No, but legit NOBODY:
    James Charles: *WOOMP WOOMP WOOP YEAH EY AHHHH*
    Me:ok then

    • @PGOuma
      @PGOuma 5 лет назад +14

      Nobody:
      Not a peep:
      Everyone is sleep:
      Dogs: *WOOMP WOOMP WOOP*

    • @toby.mp3
      @toby.mp3 5 лет назад +1

      d e a d i n s i d e lolllll why do I relate so much

    • @kallis2557
      @kallis2557 5 лет назад +6

      By expanding the amount of ”nobody” and it’s variations doesn’t make it any more funny.

    • @toby.mp3
      @toby.mp3 5 лет назад

      Iscodisco02 I’m depressed fight me sis

    • @schlubenno3827
      @schlubenno3827 5 лет назад +1

      That video completely ruined the song for me and I still can’t sleep at night.

  • @sailorspice
    @sailorspice 5 лет назад +1719

    He sings out of his nose instead of his chest and thats 1.) why he sounds rlly stuffy all the time and 2.) his nose opens up like the grand canyon

    • @chinmalol7657
      @chinmalol7657 5 лет назад +30

      ONE CAN SING OUT OF THEIR NOSE

    • @solveigrovick999
      @solveigrovick999 5 лет назад +37

      Idk if you’re being sarcastic so if you are excuse my fuckery but yea you can focus your sound in your nasal cavity and it makes it easier to control pitch, carries sound better, and makes controlling your breath easier

    • @izzywinterlee7539
      @izzywinterlee7539 5 лет назад +59

      he also seems so caught up in trying to hit high notes and act all cute and crap, that he forgets to actually try and not sound horrible

    • @shooky5522
      @shooky5522 5 лет назад +12

      if he tried pinching his nose while singing it would sound horrible. if singers that used their chest voice tried that, they would be able to sing the same, other than B's, M's and N's sounding weird.

    • @charliemayfilms1550
      @charliemayfilms1550 5 лет назад +7

      Solveig Rovick a balance is good, the main problem I have with his singing is he SWALLOWS SO MUCH but he could do with less nasal, and more controlled. Just can you can control it doesn’t mean he is lmao

  • @zandergreenspun155
    @zandergreenspun155 5 лет назад +391

    “Who invited Voldemort...”
    - James Marriott

  • @kinglici5951
    @kinglici5951 3 года назад +36

    "is james charles a nonce?"
    *he truly was ahead of his time* 😟

  • @criofan2281
    @criofan2281 5 лет назад +2658

    James charles is the kid who gets one thing right and then decides he is Jesus and can do everything.
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes guys, really appreciate it.

  • @isHaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @isHaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 5 лет назад +682

    James Charles : h
    James Marriott : *aggressively* IM GONNA PUT MY TOES IN YOUR NOSEEE

    • @addangel
      @addangel 5 лет назад +2

      I thought you were exaggerating but..

  • @robinhaynes509
    @robinhaynes509 5 лет назад +460

    Here's the thing: JAMES MARRIOTT CAN ACTUALLY SING REALLY WELL.

  • @melizaleitch4429
    @melizaleitch4429 4 года назад +170

    “WHO INVITED VOLDEMORT?”
    How do you come up with this stuff?! 😂 you’re so brilliant. Cannot 😂

  • @irenefelix229
    @irenefelix229 5 лет назад +330

    I love watching James Marriott slowly descend into madness

  • @erinweatherhogg333
    @erinweatherhogg333 5 лет назад +924

    The question on our minds is, can James MARRIOTT sing? Love the video. 💕

    • @chester9584
      @chester9584 5 лет назад +5

      Erin Weatherhogg well technically he can play guitar

    • @violet4794
      @violet4794 5 лет назад +13

      **coughs in **1:01****

    • @eggsontoast
      @eggsontoast 5 лет назад +1

      He can sing tho, he's done it in insta lives before

    • @prettyinpinky5937
      @prettyinpinky5937 5 лет назад

      Yes he actually can oddly enough

    • @chugs6817
      @chugs6817 5 лет назад

      Erin Weatherhogg no

  • @heath7086
    @heath7086 5 лет назад +616

    You're forcing a cat through a blender....
    But its okay....
    Cause you're doing it *"gEntLY"*

  • @greenbeans6265
    @greenbeans6265 4 года назад +55

    4:50 is the best impression of Aussies ever. And thats coming from a girl who was grown in the outback

  • @nightmare481
    @nightmare481 5 лет назад +1059

    B=best
    A=artist
    I=in
    T=the
    E=entire
    D=domain
    Baited

  • @anramirez8488
    @anramirez8488 5 лет назад +446

    Am I the only one that wants James Charles to go to AGT just so he can get roasted by Simon😂

  • @Hannah-pl3lx
    @Hannah-pl3lx 4 года назад +767

    Just when you think James Marriott couldn't get any hotter, he whips out the guitar.

    • @hammydammy123
      @hammydammy123 4 года назад +30

      animegirl _titania *nervously laughs in asexual* aha yeah..

    • @cottagecre
      @cottagecre 4 года назад +25

      @@hammydammy123 *Nervously smiles in aromantic* 100 percent

    • @xilox1631
      @xilox1631 4 года назад +21

      @@cottagecre Nervously laughs In Lesbian.

    • @dang16
      @dang16 4 года назад +13

      Commonlous Nervously sniffs in aerodynamics

    • @fr4225
      @fr4225 4 года назад +5

      @@hammydammy123 who asked bro, deadass

  • @tiraebbs652
    @tiraebbs652 3 года назад +13

    ‘is James Charles a nonce’ this aged fucking incredibly ahahaha

  • @joshuavis2736
    @joshuavis2736 5 лет назад +167

    James: Makes fun of celeb
    Celeb: makes fun of James
    James: I can’t believe you insulted me

  • @exoclient
    @exoclient 5 лет назад +904

    Unpopular Opinion:
    I personally prefer James over James. James is just so much better than James

    • @dry0campa155
      @dry0campa155 5 лет назад +50

      Chrissie van wyk no? James is way better than James???

    • @hmswift05
      @hmswift05 5 лет назад +45

      I prefer James over James and James I don’t know just me

    • @juwairiyyahatcha6809
      @juwairiyyahatcha6809 5 лет назад +12

      Why do I love this so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @majdsaif7395
      @majdsaif7395 5 лет назад +5

      I see what you did

    • @emilyoviedo6191
      @emilyoviedo6191 5 лет назад +10

      @@dylann.6251 personally I prefer james

  • @benlewis2710
    @benlewis2710 5 лет назад +524

    *BIG BULBOUS BOLLOCKS BLISSFULLY BULGING THROUGH MY BEAUTIFUL BUSH*

  • @CrUncHSCP
    @CrUncHSCP 4 года назад +43

    James in this video saying “I can’t sing”. It’s now a year later and Slow Down is here

  • @cloveypops
    @cloveypops 5 лет назад +425

    we have ourselves a man who is beautiful, funny AND can play a guitar

    • @ameliasoldierpng
      @ameliasoldierpng 5 лет назад +25

      And he speaks spanish 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 Papi👌🏼😣

    • @kay6480
      @kay6480 5 лет назад +6

      @idk man god damnit

    • @kingpotato7819
      @kingpotato7819 5 лет назад +2

      Holy god it’s Jesus!

    • @quackkith
      @quackkith 5 лет назад +1

      Caramel nah fam george is fucking alex

    • @cloveypops
      @cloveypops 2 года назад

      @@kingpotato7819 amen

  • @TheSarai809
    @TheSarai809 5 лет назад +7129

    Who's better?
    James Marriott: like
    James Charles: comment

    • @lara_mage
      @lara_mage 5 лет назад +8

      Yes

    • @Ymecind
      @Ymecind 5 лет назад +18

      Both

    • @yungdon3840
      @yungdon3840 5 лет назад +38

      If you watch the james no more lies video I'm sure you wouldn't have wanted to make this coment definetly james charles

    • @jennybri4579
      @jennybri4579 5 лет назад +76

      @@lisaandmargo5268 r/woooooooooosh

    • @graceweis617
      @graceweis617 5 лет назад +5

      Both

  • @bri1435
    @bri1435 5 лет назад +301

    James Charles: H stands for Hi Sisters!
    James marriot: he does realize that dictionaries define singular words right?
    James marriot: A means alienating everyone in my life
    hmm lol

  • @evajuneau
    @evajuneau 4 года назад +55

    James: “I can’t sing”
    Slow Down: Am I a joke to you?

  • @ainsleychadwick8747
    @ainsleychadwick8747 5 лет назад +528

    My Roblox boyfriend and I recently broke up, your video has helped to cheer me up and help me forget about it for just over 10 minutes. Thank you James
    Edit - thanks for the likes 💜

    • @chickennugget3090
      @chickennugget3090 5 лет назад +14

      Your Roblox boyfriend?! You're sad about that?!

    • @ainsleychadwick8747
      @ainsleychadwick8747 5 лет назад +47

      @@chickennugget3090 he broke my heart, he was all I had left in this world. No I'm not sad. I don't even have the ability to feel anymore.

    • @chickennugget3090
      @chickennugget3090 5 лет назад +13

      But he's an online Boyfriend. On a game full of nine year olds. There is no possible way he could "Break your heart"

    • @ainsleychadwick8747
      @ainsleychadwick8747 5 лет назад +64

      @@chickennugget3090 i was being sarcastic. I don't actually play Roblox and I most definitely did not get my heart broken by a robloxian. Sorry for not being clear

    • @Ashley_Mo
      @Ashley_Mo 5 лет назад +11

      Chicken Nugget I-

  • @suckmyoof2389
    @suckmyoof2389 5 лет назад +457

    nobody:
    absolutely nobody:
    like seriously nobody:
    James Charles:wOpWoPwOphEyEhEy

  • @lunarvityy
    @lunarvityy 4 года назад +1082

    “So in the hope that James Charles’ fanbase doesn’t hit me with a WOMP WOMP WOMP”
    What fanbase?

    • @lydiahelena7213
      @lydiahelena7213 4 года назад +5

      AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhhahahhahahahaaaahhhhahahahahahahahah 😂😂

    • @user-mp2ls9gn4m
      @user-mp2ls9gn4m 4 года назад +10

      the fanbase is 13 yo girls

    • @markus8756
      @markus8756 4 года назад +2

      O_o xD

    • @haramber3962
      @haramber3962 4 года назад +3

      @Tuti Thats offensive to me... 😢

    • @haramber3962
      @haramber3962 4 года назад

      M҈҉꙰a҈҉꙰r҈҉҈꙰cu꙰҈҉s҈҉꙰ Sorry wrong person

  • @j4ck4low70
    @j4ck4low70 3 года назад +23

    "Is James a nonce?"
    Who's gonna tell him?

  • @kerry542
    @kerry542 5 лет назад +170

    “I WANNA PUT MY TOES IN YOUR NOSE” - James Marriott 2019

  • @mehreenn
    @mehreenn 5 лет назад +560

    I'm a James Charles stan but even I died laughing like sis-

    • @musk_ann9253
      @musk_ann9253 5 лет назад +4

      Yasssss

    • @emilyoviedo6191
      @emilyoviedo6191 5 лет назад +30

      @@Ghost57005 aren't you a sad little virgin

    • @s0cky__
      @s0cky__ 5 лет назад

      EXACTLY

    • @ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204
      @ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204 5 лет назад +2

      @@emilyoviedo6191 HA. I'M VIRGIN AND I DON'T EVEN ACT LIKE THAT

    • @MyMxlodiii
      @MyMxlodiii 5 лет назад +2

      @@Ghost57005 Sister! Please calm down, we all get it you want attention...well you got it so leave

  • @aliahduiker4911
    @aliahduiker4911 5 лет назад +521

    5 year old James Charles sings:
    His mom: Oh your kinda good sweetie
    James: I can rule the world with my voice!

  • @peekaloo12
    @peekaloo12 2 года назад +11

    James Marriott went from "I can't sing" to having a channel solely for his music. Love the character development

  • @lushcious4392
    @lushcious4392 5 лет назад +3132

    nobody:
    absolutely nobody:
    james charles nostrils: ⚫️⚫️
    edit: oml loving the hate comments and likes 😎

    • @anaye3s
      @anaye3s 5 лет назад +32

      He can’t help it, you can’t judge someone on something they can’t control. Douchebags like you need to seriously get help.

    • @graicynbennett926
      @graicynbennett926 5 лет назад +10

      Stop it

    • @yungsu_u
      @yungsu_u 5 лет назад +201

      @@anaye3s it's a joke lmao you need to calm down ya over saying douchbags like you need to get some help when you obviously dont understand the joke if you dont find it funny just move on with your life its that easy

    • @dexlexdeadlead9412
      @dexlexdeadlead9412 5 лет назад +74

      AnnaAYRose I like how you’re replying this to a jokingly hate comment, but not on this hate video where it has more hate.

    • @Immortal4everable
      @Immortal4everable 5 лет назад +48

      @@anaye3s lmfao need to get help for making a joke. Even if it were serious...still doesn't need help for that lmfao

  • @naktiis
    @naktiis 5 лет назад +413

    1:12 ‘a decrepit cat if you gently forced it through a blender’ 😂😂

  • @eggus9112
    @eggus9112 5 лет назад +259

    Nobody:
    James Charles:
    James Mariott: *I’m gonna put my toes in your nose*

  • @beepboopbobop
    @beepboopbobop 4 года назад +194

    If you take out all the clips of James Charles, it sounds like he’s talking about himself.

  • @SquidwardsCheeks
    @SquidwardsCheeks 5 лет назад +707

    James tenses and juts his jaw so much when he sings, which is one of the worst things you can do while singing, even while doing riffs and runs :/

  • @Thatsitokay537
    @Thatsitokay537 4 года назад +340

    James: oOooOoOO
    the girl: *laughs uncomfortably and tries to signal for help*
    me: God help me

  • @sailor3972
    @sailor3972 5 лет назад +462

    no one:
    literally no one:
    not a single soul:
    james: 👁️👄👁️

  • @sierrarobinson4447
    @sierrarobinson4447 3 года назад +8

    "Is James Charles a nonce?"
    Well, yes.

  • @exe-313
    @exe-313 5 лет назад +164

    When your voice is flatter than the earth

  • @4teenpages
    @4teenpages 5 лет назад +565

    *"The N in my dictionary stands for Ni-"*
    And I oop- 😳

    • @madisimi3541
      @madisimi3541 5 лет назад +6

      Sarah No86 ummmmmm....... girl what you trying to say

    • @4teenpages
      @4teenpages 5 лет назад +37

      @@madisimi3541 did you even watch the video?? I'm not saying shit, it's called a quote lol 🙄🙄

    • @keepupradio8272
      @keepupradio8272 5 лет назад +22

      Madi Simi get told

    • @madisimi3541
      @madisimi3541 5 лет назад +3

      First yes I did watch the vid but what you said is not funny even if he said it I did’nt find that funny

    • @4teenpages
      @4teenpages 5 лет назад +21

      Umm ok? Do you want a cuddle? I can still react to it if I feel like doing so. And where did I even say it was funny exactly? 🤔💁

  • @taeminoutdid
    @taeminoutdid 5 лет назад +675

    You're the better James. That's a fact.

  • @tyrasanders2494
    @tyrasanders2494 3 года назад +10

    "Is James Charles a nonce?~"
    2 years later.......
    Oh (best) James how did you know 🙃

  • @SocialistFemanist
    @SocialistFemanist 5 лет назад +599

    Please make a t-shirt with "I'll put my toes in your nose"

    • @d.leyton7982
      @d.leyton7982 5 лет назад +2

      Hannah M yessss omfg yasss

    • @KATSUvo
      @KATSUvo 5 лет назад +1

      LMAO I LITERALLY READ THIS AS HE SAID IT. sent me to hell happy, thank you.

    • @happylama8312
      @happylama8312 5 лет назад

      please

    • @v-mouse
      @v-mouse 5 лет назад +1

      Would Buy 😆

    • @SocialistFemanist
      @SocialistFemanist 5 лет назад

      James Marriott, the people have spoken! :D

  • @sophiejones74
    @sophiejones74 5 лет назад +252

    “I’m loosing my mind in Lidl”
    Never laughed so much 😭😭😭

  • @FluffyLlama
    @FluffyLlama 5 лет назад +439

    being used to listening to pentatonix, James charles' singing is a genuine assault to my ears

    • @maia7395
      @maia7395 5 лет назад +5

      They sound so cool!

    • @jenh7417
      @jenh7417 5 лет назад +7

      Yes they are really good!!, I really like" Mary, did you know?"

    • @zaynahlliambitanga2879
      @zaynahlliambitanga2879 5 лет назад +2

      honestly same

    • @Fiendishfui
      @Fiendishfui 5 лет назад

      Did you know they use autotune to harmonize there voices together and I also like them XD

    • @FluffyLlama
      @FluffyLlama 5 лет назад +1

      @@Fiendishfui they don't do that live tho

  • @leoniesliberi
    @leoniesliberi 3 года назад +10

    how could james ever say that he can‘t sing when he‘s literally such a musical talent?? i mean he‘ll even be releasing an album soon 🤯

  • @wilpedoslumpd
    @wilpedoslumpd 5 лет назад +313

    What if you wanted to go to heaven,
    But James Marriott said,
    "Baited"

  • @jarynlowe3020
    @jarynlowe3020 5 лет назад +147

    Mr. Marriott is officially back everyone cheer

  • @lori0592
    @lori0592 5 лет назад +704

    "You can sing Hallelujah all you want james those vocals are sending you straight to hell"
    JAMES💀💀💀

    • @caitlinn2826
      @caitlinn2826 5 лет назад +4

      Literally im just scrolling and right when I read this they say it in the video 😂😂😂

    • @bre4928
      @bre4928 5 лет назад +2

      Min Litty why do you hate James Charles he didn’t do anything

    • @lori0592
      @lori0592 5 лет назад +1

      Breawna Meyers James Charles is just problematic

    • @mistylandaverde6467
      @mistylandaverde6467 5 лет назад +1

      Why do you have to be a hater

    • @braelynhernandez3055
      @braelynhernandez3055 5 лет назад

      Fuck you too 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

  • @Worms4brains
    @Worms4brains 3 года назад +21

    2:32 well I guess that was a possibility

    • @The_Addie
      @The_Addie 3 года назад

      Hey ik this off topic but ayo that pfp is so cute

    • @Worms4brains
      @Worms4brains 3 года назад

      @@The_Addie thank you!

  • @charlottejones7789
    @charlottejones7789 5 лет назад +283

    When you haven’t even watched the video but you know it gunna slapppp

  • @nicholetsakiri2206
    @nicholetsakiri2206 5 лет назад +700

    You remind me of the dude from vine *"wE HaVe BAnaNaS aNd aVocAdOS"*

  • @xalexis.editsx
    @xalexis.editsx 5 лет назад +143

    That guitar playing was EXTREMELY good though. I was so sad when he said "BAITED!" because I really want to hear him sing :(

    • @DoNotDisturb.
      @DoNotDisturb. 5 лет назад

      ARE YOU SERIOUS? I hope you're jojojoking..
      Look at his right hand, he can't lol

    • @DoNotDisturb.
      @DoNotDisturb. 5 лет назад

      @@jaddee4273 no.

    • @DoNotDisturb.
      @DoNotDisturb. 5 лет назад

      @@jaddee4273 but u did to see the replies, fukin liar.

  • @michii1173
    @michii1173 3 года назад +8

    2:32 this aged well fine wine 🍷💀

  • @maddie-wf4vv
    @maddie-wf4vv 5 лет назад +276

    You already KNOW that this video is gonna get a bunch of dislikes from James stans who didn’t even watch the video 😂

    • @Tsuyumu
      @Tsuyumu 5 лет назад

      So I don't know if your comment is satire but I'm a James fan and I agree he can't sing. Even James himself is aware he cant sing very well and is learning

  • @nehan6807
    @nehan6807 5 лет назад +241

    Pls make a shirt that says "I'm gonna put my toes in your nose."

  • @-charltteswrld-2116
    @-charltteswrld-2116 4 года назад +771

    James Marriott: *James in Australia, what even is this?*
    Me an Australian: _Dang it._

    • @reply4732
      @reply4732 4 года назад +7

      Shit, Australia has been infected with the Gacha Life virus...

    • @-charltteswrld-2116
      @-charltteswrld-2116 4 года назад

      @@reply4732 you know it ✌️

    • @ellah4693
      @ellah4693 4 года назад +2

      Yeah thought we were smarter than that!

    • @alissalalala
      @alissalalala 4 года назад +2

      mood

    • @seniordocplag5618
      @seniordocplag5618 4 года назад +3

      Unix We have to quarantine twice as bad for it