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- Опубликовано: 15 янв 2020
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i think the biggest problem about justin’s yummy was that there wasn’t any walugi “waahs”
Waaaaaaaa
Omg ur comment got pinned lol
Bro, the song is about pizzagate, John Podesta is "represented" on the video
Here's the proof
ruclips.net/video/oHg5SJYRHA0/видео.html
And laid
“Baby got a body like a dead fish” is my favorite Danny line ever.
Lol same
3months ago and 848 People are still watching this video wooow
Idk “Guys, my bones are getting squishy!” Is hard to beat-
Face like scrambled eggs b!t(
Hm-
I feel like “Dead people can’t play mobile games,” is mine.
the tragic thing is that danny's version is legitimately much more lyrically solid than justin's.
i like danny's yummy better
I don't like the music tho
Very true
production is more engaging too, more upbeat, makes sure u know its a parody
Yes. And you know Danny had much less time to get this together!
Btw for everyone who doesn't know. Justin failed, he got No.2
Still no2 means it somewhat worked
YAY!!!
why didn`t people listen to this while sleeping?!
I'd rage
satisfying
“Baby got a body like a dead fish”
Iconic. That’s the kind of romance I’m looking for.
“Face like scrambled eggs, bitch. That’s a balanced breakfast”
And they said romance is dead......IF ROMANCE IS DEAD THEN WHAT IS THIS MASTERPIECE??!!!
@@tomonasstudyhub2274fish 🐠
Looking for a child pedo song.
“baby got a body like a dead fish“- Danny, 2020
That's a balanced breakfast
Lyrics worthy of Pitbull.
“my baby girl’s a crazy horse” - Danny 2020
“ Face like scrambled eggs bitch”
That's really romantic
“I wrote this song for my wife”
“written by six people.....”
Musical Gang Bang
*Gang Bang;* *The Musical*
Justin and his wife's five boyfriends
Uzui Tengen be like
Oh yeah woo yeah
*omg im so happy justin bieber commented on my new video. im shaking*
The drewhouse joke is criminally underrated
I’m imagining Drew watching this video and letting out a startled laugh when he sees it lmao
Fun fact, the only reason they have such a long list of "writers" on these kinds of songs is for legal/monetary purposes. Whoever writes the song gets a bigger piece of the money pie when royalties are paid. So it was probably only one person who actually wrote it. The rest of them are the producers set to rake in the proceeds. 👍
Nah dude, you need 6 writers for,”the jet set on the sunset kinda, yeah yeah.” Alone
plot twist: what if Justin paid danny to talk about his song
Then Danny makes a song that's way better at the end
Woah
and he didn’t put justin’s song in the video so we would be forced to stream it if we haven’t heard it before
Ishrat _ why would he pay someone to shit on his song😂 I’m getting woodshed aren’t I?
I went and watched the video for yummy before watching this video, so that seems like a solid low stakes conspiracy
John legend: writes “All of me” for his wife
Justin Bieber: 𝐲𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐲𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐲
John Legend: all of me loves all of you
Justin Bieber: girl you got that yummy
@@ajonye John legend: All your perfect imperfections
Justin Bieber: Bonafide stallion
It ain't no stable
Chance:
OOOOO I LOVE MY WIFE
I LOVE MY WIFE AH
Kate Moon Ordinary People is WAY better. All Of Me is still good, but Ordinary People blows it out of the water.
That's what I was thinking!!!!
Dude legit made a whole ass video to set up his parody song. I listened to the song a few weeks ago on it's own and didn't think much of it. Now, having seen this, wow it made the song freaking hilarious. Much respect.
He does that in a few other videos too my personal favorites are the Santa Clause video in which he sings. "I wanna kill Santa Claus" and his Camp Rock video in which he sings "I ghosted Kevin Jonas"
Dang so Megan the stallion should actually be called Megan the Mare?
Rolls of the tongue way better
Technically yes 😭
I believe that's part of the point of her stage name. She doesn't like to be put in a traditionally feminine box.
@@M2ofEMMM Nah, she chose stallion because stallion is slang for a big beautiful woman
@@elmas-world Ah, gotcha
“You got that yummy yum”
maybe she’s pregnant
R/cursedcomments.
It doesn't get any better
Jo Herschel w-what
Oh god
Came here to say the same thing honestly
“My baby girl’s a crazy horse”
That’s it. I’ve found my senior quote.
My senior quote will be "That's rough buddy"
~ prince Zuko
Lilliana O'Neal haha thats epic
If my bf dont use this to describe me..im...uh..im gonna break the law as a horse
With big horse balls
"known to never finish anyth"
-Me
I love how Danny's version of yummy is more tolerable than Justin's 😭💀💀
“Baby got a body like a dead fish” just fucking murdered my entire existence…. 🤣🤣🤣
That and ‘my babygirl’s a crazy horse” had me cackling
“Baby gotta body like a dead fish” ☺️oh stop it
Unrealistic body expectations for women :/
@@aethela8712 ??🤨🤪🤪
I'm flattered :)
@@aethela8712 ikr.
Oh you're flattering me!~ 😚
"Ooh baby got a body like a dead fish" sounds like a Pitbull lyric left on the cutting room floor.
omg
There's like no comments
Dead 😂
*d a l e*
I love that Danny's parody is better than the original and still manages to make more sense 😂
“Crazy horse don’t hurt me please” might be my favorite song lyric of all time now.
Danny really just called me a snack, a princess, a bitch and a horse in one song. I’ve never felt so offended and respected. Damn.
AND a dead fish
@@Falafeljk why u replying then? No one asked.
And lasagna
also called me ravioli
@@Falafeljk 2 words "we asked''😍💅
“baby got a body like a dead fish”
another unrealistic standard for women😔
Just when I was learning to love life....oh well
**dead fish**
*_this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is peak performance._*
Not if you kill her first then dry her out
I have a body like a dead fish so I'm all good
In 2030 when you see someone getting plastic surgery to look like a dead fish again🤭😔
I showed my dad this video and his name is Greg and he hadn’t watched Danny before so the first sentence of this video must have been really bizarre to him
What's up Greg. Ahhh how does he know😂😂😂
I love how he’s reading the lyrics like it’s a book
Okay but Danny’s yummy is actually better than Justin’s
I haven't listened to Justin's but Danny's are always great so it makes sense
I was about to say that haha
Why u surprised
Stfu
Hear me out I’ve never seen this guy saw him on trending but I’m going to agree his yummy is better than Justin’s 😌
Imagine your loved one making a song for you, and straight up calls you a M A L E H O R S E
With horse balls
To be fair, „mare“ has extremely objectifying and gross connotations, so if i had to be a horse, i‘d prefer the stallion
@Aarohe Singh did you not watch the video?
stallion is slang tho, just means ur a curvy + tall lady. like megan thee stallion uses it that way for example
@@botcore I thought stallion was used for dudes explusively. "Like damn that guy is built like a stallion"
My favorite joke in this video is probably Danny’s picture interpretation of, “Drew House,” but my favorite _thing_ about the video is just how almost EVERY SINGLE JOKE in the vid makes it way into the song. Seriously, that is so cool.
I'm imagining Laura walk by Danny's office while hes recording his "Yummy" song and just being completely dumbfounded 😂
Danny’s song sounds like the “im a gummy bear song” but advanced
advancing.. only backwards
U are a genius
THANK GOD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED OMG
You say advanced but ‘I’m a gummy bear’ is a gem, its a staple of man kind, it’s truly THE REPRESENTATION OF OUR ABILITY AS A SPECIES!!!! BECAUSE WE DO NOT STAND FOR JUSTIN BEIBER NOT EVEN FOR DANNY
BECAUSE WE STAND FOR THE GOD, THE LEGEND, THE MYTH!!!!! IM A GUMMY BEAR!
A rip off version of I'm a gummy bear.
Fun fact:
When I was small, I not only thought it was Justin Beaver, I thought Justin, and Beaver were two different people, and I wondered where Beaver was. Thought Beaver would look like a wood chuck too. Not even a beaver, a wood chuck.
yummy - justin (ft. beaver)
this comment is going to live in my head forever
This is such an amazingly beautiful comment, I wish my brain had the mental capacity to remember this forever
Me too
This comment will haunt me forever.
I bet Laura melted when she heard this song Danny wrote for her ... so romantic
Danny saying "Please just treat me like a person, i'm not a piece of meat" and then immediately comparing the girl to a piece of meat LMAO
why is his song lowkey better than bieber’s lol
delaney sherman **highkey*
*Hikee
highkey
actually tru haha
i know right 😂
Why is Danny’s yummy better than the one made by a professional artist
Brave of you to assume Danny isn’t a professional artist
Danny's songs are a million times better 🔥
*Now we stream boys*
Right lmao I like dannys better😭
professional?
I love when commentary youtubers talk abt the streaming thing like it's weird and brand new but it's definitely common in kpop and stan culture in general to stream 24/7 even while you're not listening. i dont think artists acknowledge it like justin did but its just really funny that is it considered strange
right as a kpop stan I was like >_>
The difference is that no one told them to do that
it's still strange
@@demothiguillermo2059 Oh yeah thats one big difference lol if kpop idols beg their fans to stream THIS much they will be flayed by non-fans for being desperate too...
I mean, that doesn't make it any less weird. Fans do the most bizarre things for random strangers they don't know who are already millions of times richer than they'll ever be.
We’re two years removed from Yummy. It’s unreal to think ANYONE on Justin’s creative team thought this any aspect of this whole sordid affair was a good idea.
when danny writes better lyrics than a dude with a six- person team.....
Oof
I’m guessing this is a case of too many cooks spoil the broth. Either that or none of those 6 writers cared.
Lol
Lyrics:
Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy x10
Yeah no
"What law did this horse break?"
Top ten questions science still can't answer.
I think he was speeding
Stupid horse
He killed 1200 children and 20 adults
🤣
@@tomnook3765 yea prolly
14:48 E A T B A B I E S
I just need to take a moment of silence for the fact that Danny LITERALLY REWROTE THE BETTER VERSION OF YUMMY
Imagine having six people writing lyrics for a song and thats what they deliver
Plot Twist After Credits same like u
@@cookie-rp2co try that again but in english please
Lawyer Morty tell me what’s my mistake bruh
Check your mistake before bark lmao
Thats?!
@@cookie-rp2co you mean like
Plot twist after credits: just like you?
Cant believe you are defending yummy
Lawyer Morty I don’t think he is defending yummy. They probably just don’t speak English as their first language.
So you're telling me 6 people said Yes to putting this song together
I laughed so much cuz I didnt know until this video omg
Don't forget the label execs who thought it was a good idea too😒
So you're telling me six people put this song together.
OMG THAT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD QUESTION
Democrats support LGBTQ.
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Why is Danny's version of Yummy actually like low-key better than Justin's version?? Like dude, that stuff slaps
I don’t know why I can get over how funny Danny’s reactions are first time I saw the song I laughed for two minutes straight.
"She got that yummy-yum" will never be on the same level "this christmas, aint got a wishlist, but a hitlist and on top of it is old Saint Nicholas" and the fact that people would think that is deeply upsetting
I've been listening to that song on repeat for the past few days and its not even Christmas anymore
FR
Nothing against him. It's just business! I ain't the Grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas!!!!
rollin’ is the best xd
👏
Danny: It took 6 people to write this song
Danny: *Effortly makes a better song that dissolves into madness.*
realSnickerShine did you mean effortlessly?
*omg im so happy justin bieber commented on my new video. im shaking*
NewChinaJade it probaly took alot of effort
Riskyy 29 lier
The 6 people had a stroke
Danny got no business sounding as attractive as he does in his rendition of yummy. the juxtaposition of his tone and the lyrics sends me
Something funny to me is Taylor Swift describing her boyfriend as a "magnetic force of a man" and so gorgeous she "can't say anything to his face" and then seeing Justin Bieber write that his wife has that yummy yum that yummy yum that yummy yummy and people acting like they're on the same level
Justin cute Bieber
I don't like hearing danny say he's gonna hit it from the back
He's just gonna grab some boxing gloves and fight a homicidal clown in a sewer.
@@icyatlasartworks tf 😂
@@lucvalor get it like the clown "it"
@@Caroline-vx4nm i dont think they suit each other
Thank you, for giving me a voice.
justin bieber is literally one of the most well known celebrities so him struggling to get his song to number one should tell you how bad that song is.
cheri618 no he’s spreading awareness just pay attention to the video if you know what the pizza gate
Go n watch this songs real meaning....
U'll respect justin bieber alot
Considering it's a justin bieber song, i doubt the theory is true
@@RohitSharma-so5eu is that sarcastic
@@sofvckingtired no
This song is about pizzagate....go n search on youtube...
Heard your yummy in another video first and knew it had to have been made because of this video, immediately came to watch this video. All the lyrics make so much more sense now.
WHY IS THIS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL (13:25)
"You look like ravioli and I got the formuoli"
I had no idea lyrics could be so powerful, but that really made me tear up
Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli
“My baby girls a crazy horse”
This is already better
s e r a i swear i was looking for this comment😂😂😂😂
Jeez ur stunning girl
Dark horse parody
s e r a it’s kind of weird tho because I’m learning about the Native American named Crazy Horse
My girl is an uncircumcised horse with huge horse balls.
This guy can write better songs then people who are paid to write songs for singers... why isn't he more popular?
It's funny that Dannys main thing is RUclips commentary with some good jokes. But he also can make some solid joke songs that I can unironically listen to.
I've decided to unironically start using the phrase "baby got a body like a dead fish😏" when I think someone is attractive
You better hope that the people you’re complimenting are Greg and understand why because otherwise it could get awkward.
Now all I can think about whenever seeing this comment is you going out and complimenting people like, “Ooh, baby got a body like a dead fish!” And them giving you a dead stare in return
I’ve heard people say that online about women during sex when they don’t do anything. Like they just lie there like a dead fish. I feel like people that say that are just calling themselves bad in bed...
I for real need a shirt that says, "You look like ravioli and I've got the formuoli." It's become a life goal of mine.
Do you still use it? 😭
The fact that Yummy is nominated for a Grammy makes me reevaluate everything.
Tbh cardi b did win a Grammy
@@christophersalinas2722 at least Cardi B makes enjoyable songs
@@trile6243 tf?
@@user-sw9dj2rt2e same
I SWEAR💀
I remember listening to Justin singing a cover of the worship song “I Could Sing of Your Love Forever”. It was beautiful to listen to- just him and an acoustic guitar. He even changed the lyrics up a bit in such a way that it became more theologically sound than the original. It pains me to think that the dude who sang that worship song is the same guy who tried to get such a stupid song like “Yummy” trending on no.1. What a world we live in…
The way I genuinely enjoy Danny’s songs is wild 😭 why are they frl good
“you’re a horse... and you’re not stable... and you may or may not be running from the law”
-Yummy by Justin Bieber
Lol
Thats a deep message 😂
Why did he think that was okay 👀
Right when I looked at this comment he said this. Lol
FYI, a stallion is a *MALE* horse. Soooo......
Imagine if we made danny's version of yummy number one in the billboard
justin: confus
in the billboard
Husky Psycho lmao
That needs to happen lmao
Lol he doesn’t have enough fans for that
This could happen
I lost it at "and for dessert I'ma eat your shirt" "eat your f*cking shirt"
The fact that you put in so much effort in a reaction video to a small weird thing is so impressive.
Remember when John Legend wrote All Of Me for Chrissy Teigen
Remember when Justin Bieber... sang... Yummy for Hailey Bieber
I feel like no one (unless there a spychopath or laura)listens to this song for enjoyment,most people just listen to yummy to take the piss.people actually listen to all of me tho
Keana Dianne or Lover by Taylor Swift
Both are irritating.
its all in the name of the artist
Keana Dianne all of me was amazing bro
maybe his wife didn't like the song and that's why he's so insecure about it and is trying to get it to #1 to prove that it's good and his wife is wrong.
She’s right to dislike it lmao
Probably the most likely theory out there
that is so messed up
@@pyotrilyichtchaikovsky9507 yeah, but it might be true because the song LITERALLY CALLED HER A MALE HORSE
@@wungledungle that is why it is messed up
how have i never realized that danny's "yummy" is a parody of justin beiber's "yummy"?? did i forget after watching this video before? is it because dannys song is so outlandish??
I watched Danny on Vine but didn’t follow him after it died, i didn’t even know he was doing RUclips until i looked at the trending page randomly one day and saw THIS video and I have been obsessed with his videos ever since 🎉
justin bieber doesn’t wanna accept the fact that he’s becoming less relevant by the day
The last Time he got any real attention was 2018 when Rewind Beat Baby.
I ever forgot he even exist.
@@mrsigmagrinder8737 that's facts
Tbh
Dude is second most streamed Spotify artist at the moment... I mean I know what you mean, but it's not like he's gone....
Plot twist: Danny made Justin’s song just so he can make a better ver on his channel.
Honestly 😂
I am entirely convinced that this is why he made this video
Lmao
aaronsdavis abbreviation of the word “version”.
It’s crazy because Selena would write the most breathtaking, heartwarming, and even heartBREAKING songs describing her and Justin’s relationship, and all the songs he wrote about his relationships were fucking adjectives repeated over and over again😭☹️
I did not know that Selena made more than one song about her relationship with Justin
This was for Hailey..?
Um…idk…Selena’s songs were pretty bad and vapid tbh. Better? Yes. Good? Hell no.
Sometimes Danny’s outro song gets stuck in my head lol😭
I swear that Justin is holding everyone at gunpoint to like the song
Do you even know the real meaning of yummy.......
Roij Villaverde yes I do, it’s a topic I don’t like to discuss, this comment is a joke, and your comment has nothing to do with my joke
Roij Villaverde what does it’s meaning have anything to do with liking the song. It’s good to bring awareness to that topic but trying to make everyone like it.... ain’t it
Lmao 😂
@@catsclaw401 i dont-
The problem is that Danny’s song was actually fire...
Like
A u s t r a l i a?
Purplegiraffe1711 _ brah
Yeah did you notice the LELE pons type beat
@@Purplegiraffe_ aaa
Agreed!
I've never heard the actual "Yummy", and this video is really the only thing I know about the song- so in my heart, when I think of Justin's Yummy, I can only hear Danny's version.
The fact that Danny Gonzalez’s yummy comes up before Justin’s in the Spotify search results lmao
When danny’s yummy song is better than the actual song lol
Hana H true
Natalie Holley he’s a comedian. But the voice isn’t gonna cut it😔
@@talben1998 Oh please. Yummy is terrible but Bieber is a great singer.
That is so true
honestly. I've never actually seen one of his videos, but that got me hooked :))
“You look like ravioli and I got the formuoli babe.”
-Diggy Gorgonzola
Denny Gorbzalez*
*dranny goodanzlaez
*dunny Gorgalez
Drew gooden
@@pointedempire THIS
I love how throughout the video you can see throughout how Danny creates his song lol
Good god this was three years ago
When Danny’s endcard song is better than ‘yummy’
Lmao ikr
Pizzagate and John Podesta are referenced on the video
I know!!! Honestly Justin Beiber just hasn't made any good songs since 2015
THE BFF SHOW! He didn’t ever make good songs
Yeep I bleet
I think Danny just proved he didn’t write Justin’s song. If Danny had written it, it would actually be GOOD.
BURNED
Rafael Semerikov why do you need to do that
Exactly
y e s
@No knows Noles doesn't matter if theres a meaning behind it it's still bad
"ThAtS WhY tHeY cAlL mE NeAt dAn"
15:35 THE FALSETTO IM CRYINGGGG 😭😭
Imagine marrying Justin Bieber and this is the song he writes about you
Pizza gate......the song isn’t about his wife the lyrics doesn’t refer to his wife at all
Imagine being married to Justin Bieber
@@barebasics Imagine being a big enough piece of shit to think that "Pizzagate" is real thing.
[Pee in his mouth]
>[DIVORCE]
imagine marrying justin bieber
Why is Danny's parody like actually fire and so much better than Justin's
Cause Danny is so much better than Justin
@@zoemoore9401 True
because it's Danny we're talking about... obviously
@Superheroesism Hahaha me too
True tho
1 year later...Danny's song still slaps
Just had a nightmare about Justin Bieber and woke up to this video playing
Same actually (fell asleep at my desk watching danny) lmao
"oOoH bAbY gOT a bOdY LiKe A dEAd fIsH!"
I'm pretty sure that's how everyone describes me lol
"oOoH bAbY yOu rEmInD mE oF a HoRsE WiTh BiG bAlLs"
@@drainkitty r/cursedcomments
Same as her
*That_Gamer_Stardust* what
It’s very ironic that Justin went on a talk show a few months ago and said how much he hates repetitive songs, then he continued to make one of the most repetitive songs *ever*
Overdramatic_pickle Oof Yeah I hate those songs too because they take such lazy approaches. And that’s why I hate the song Thunder by idek I don’t remember (=
so you're telling me the man who created the song "baby" said he hates repetitive songs
Thing is, he didn't make it. He's kind of a victim of his own fame, singing is what made him famous when he was young so it's not surprising that someone could write a song and get him to sing it, even if he doesn't really care or want to
ruclips.net/video/cs94qQsXO-M/видео.html
Just like the number of ur likes "666"
Idk why but I feel like if I ever made a RUclips channel I’d use the intro “hey guy, and what’s up my Greg’s it’s me Chad Chad and I’m doing my best” 😂
But if you're here, you're premium
to this day this is my favorite danny gonzalez song. it goes so hard
When you realize that it took SIX people to write this song...
And it took just one Danny Gonzalez to write an absolute bop...
Typically only one person actually writes the song and another on the music. The other people are usually editors or content managers.
Why do i see you everywhere 😐
𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 so do many songs.. who gives a fuck???
It's design-by-committee.
“Baby got a body like a dead fish.”
Say it fast and it sounds like a bar.
The best line 😂
bout go write my rap song see yall on soundcloud-
@@ahahahamike8081 Danny already made a song with that bar.
@@bloodmuzzle DAMMIT
I sounded like tana AHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHHSQHHHWQHQHAA
CONGRATS ON 6 MILLION SUBS BRO
The “baby got a body like a dead fish” had me cackling is still dying laughing
Ok but like why was Dannys legitimately better
Because he has more skill than PRs?!?
We need to get it to #1 just for spite.
Whoopsy Daisy yesss
Cause he put thought into it for more than 5 seconds next question
Cuz he used more than one word
2010: baby, baby, baby
2015: sorry, sorry, sorry
2020: yummy, yummy, yummy
Tamsin Brazier 2025:dumb,dumb,dumb
My bvby got that yummyyum
Hey! The words progressively got longer! We love character development.
Lmao
Yummy
Well not it’s 4 years later… it was clearly trying to tell us something