jon: some web domain- me, yelling at my laptop: ARE THEY AT HILL TOP ROAD???? jon: they're going to hill top road me, yelling louder: ahaHA FUCK DONT DO THIS TO ME
I love hearing Martin and Jon argue because it's a natural response to stress and caring about the other, and very human. But it also hurts because we simply don't have time for something bad to happen. Which, I guess is the whole point, but doesn't mean I have to want it!
Yeah ! It was really realistic. You could hear the stress and that Martin was angry because he cares about Jon. But Jon, well, seemed to be back on the self-sacrifice bullshit while being influenced by the Eye at that moment... And then realized and wanted to apologise
If I had a nickek each time Jon stress eats a sratementvafter a fight with his boyfriend, I's have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened twice.
Martin's not All Ears... He's half Eye/half Lonely. :D (starts crying) And poor Salesa. Such an interesting guy. At least he isn't having to deal with living in the fearscape.
Jon saying he is going to apologize to his boyfriend had me giggling and kicking my feet in my head cause I'm in work I am going to cry if anything happens to Martin please don't do anything to the baby
shoutout to Melanie doing her absolute best to emphasize with the man she lowkey hates. even if the cane was involved. thanks queen as to the hilltop road, I was WAITING for it to appear hell yeah this is going to be brutal
Oh, man around the time you wrote this comment I had finished listening to TMA for the first time. It's really nice to know that others were listening around then too.
The episode: serious and martin is missing and all that stuff Jon: *calls martin his boyfriend* Me: *melts into a squealing pile of fluff on the ground like this is the first time he's ever referred to martin as his lover*
These past uh- 20 episodes I guess I've been pretty vocal whle listening to this. Laughing, making jokes, replying and stuff so when Jon talked to the tape recorder and asked what it wanted, I genuinely replied with "I'm hungry" not realizing Jon would actually do a statement until he started monologe-ing 😂😂
Might as well tell personals things about me in a RUclips comment section but this episode is way to fucking weird for me. 2 years ago I was in a really bad place and working in fast food late at night, and it was not helping, so I did some fuck up things (I'm very ok now, therapy and all) but one day my left shoulder got cut really bad and the scar to this day still look like a closed eye. When it happened I just waited for the supermarket to open and went to buy bandages and stuff. I remember waiting on the line with all the old peoples who go to the store in the morning and feeling horrible because I had just put a bunch of paper beetwen my shoulder and my coat. The scar goes from the front of my shoulder all around to the back, so nobody got out of it but I can see the scene in the statement so vividly now
I know it's 2024 and this podcast has long ended but God, have I been putting this episode off because I cannot get past the way Martin calls Jon out on his being envious of Elias' position. It hurts too much, which makes it even better.
I'm not ready for the last few episodes. This podcast has made me want to throw up, from disgust, fear, and anxiety for our 2 favorite boys. It's so well done!
Oh yeah. I know a lot of people prefer realistic fears, but those bore me. "Ooo I might get cancer! And pain! And have yucky bile and mean people!" Like, this is everyday life. I do not live so well that bad reality is some kind of interesting novelty. This completely fantastical imagery freaked me out and felt better than the drudging blah of Real Life anxieties. I've read something like it before, though! Stephen King's short story, I Am The Doorway, had the same eyeballs manifesting in your body with hostile intelligences and that was formative to my terrors.
You know what kinda shocks me given how perfect it would be? That there is no tell tale heart based episode. It would have made so much sense given the EYE.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME!! Firstly they fight, then Jon says he needs "to apologize to his boyfriend" that leaves me dying from cuteness. Then he finds out, that Martin just got fucking yoinked! Seeing how less episodes are left till the finale and foreshadowings I've been getting SCARES THE HECK OUT OF ME!
I'm new to this channel and I gotta tell you I'm loving it.please help a newbie,do you pen all theseand do they run in succession.thanks guys.maybe we can get some wd40 for that Rusty Quill.just playin.👍👍
Hello Guy! Every episode of The Magnus Archives is written by Jonathan Sims and they do run in succession. Each season is 40 episodes long and there is a metaplot - we recommend starting at #1 for the best experience!
@@guysmiley515 don't spoil it! There's a lot of big surprises in the plot, and by skipping ahead you're losing the shock factor. Trust me and keep listening in order!
Ah, didn't hill top has a portal to another world or something because of Web v. Desolation fight?? Maybe there is literal another way. Interesting. And RIP Salesa 😢😢
[THE ARCHIVIST IS STRUCK, NOT WITH A REVELATION BUT MELANIE’S CANE]
😂😂
ITS YOU!
Jon ranting about how he can't see anything to a literal blind woman is so funny to me for some reason
jon: some web domain-
me, yelling at my laptop: ARE THEY AT HILL TOP ROAD????
jon: they're going to hill top road
me, yelling louder: ahaHA FUCK DONT DO THIS TO ME
Hilltop Road has my heart ❤
even though… it’s like a house
RUSTY QUILL, YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME, YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO THEM. I WILL *RIOT*.
what's your favourite character and did you cry when they died? [most characters that people like die]
I love hearing Martin and Jon argue because it's a natural response to stress and caring about the other, and very human. But it also hurts because we simply don't have time for something bad to happen. Which, I guess is the whole point, but doesn't mean I have to want it!
Yeah ! It was really realistic.
You could hear the stress and that Martin was angry because he cares about Jon. But Jon, well, seemed to be back on the self-sacrifice bullshit while being influenced by the Eye at that moment... And then realized and wanted to apologise
Exactly my thoughts
23:25 Jon is hit not with a revelation but Melanie's cane
It's refreshing to hear her be like "use your BRAIN you idiot". It's been a long time since she tore into him
Sounds of brutal cane murder
She beating some sense into him
This is at least the 2nd time Jon has decided to stress eat after an argument with his boyfriend 💀
OMG STOP 💀
If I had a nickek each time Jon stress eats a sratementvafter a fight with his boyfriend, I's have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened twice.
OH MY GOODNESS!!! YOU PRESSED "V" INSTEAD OF SPACE!!!! I DO THAT SOME TIMES!!!!
ALSO "K" IS NEXT TO "L" WITCH YOU SWITCHED!!! [BY ACCIDENT.]
Wait @Eileen-d1iwhat??
Martin's not All Ears... He's half Eye/half Lonely. :D (starts crying)
And poor Salesa. Such an interesting guy. At least he isn't having to deal with living in the fearscape.
I feel so bad for Salesa
WHY???????????!!!!
Ba Dum Tisss **sobs**
"where are you martin? don't do this to me, not now." AHHHHSGDHDGHS
Omg 🤣
Me, panicking, knowing there are only 6 episodes left: everything is fine
Y’all RUclips listeners are in for a doozy, oh dear. Good luck dealing with Episode 200!
Oh gosh yes.
It's you!
@@fruitygarlic3601 It’s me!
OH NO
oh good lord
Not gonna lie, if I wasnt at work I’d be screaming right now! That freaking cliffhanger!!
HILL TOP!!! It feels so satisfying to kind of have it brought back to a huge theme in S1 right here. That was so awesome!!
I know right? It was the one big plot point we never got any closure on.
I literally just shook my fists at the sky and half-yelled, "IT'S ALWAYS HILLTOP ROAD!" 😂😂😅
@@mimkyodar
I’m glad it’s going to have further importance in the series.
the inherent sexy tragedy of repeating cycles :3
You get it.
"The world doesn't care what you accept, it just IS." That's actually an important lesson to learn.
Jon saying he is going to apologize to his boyfriend had me giggling and kicking my feet in my head cause I'm in work
I am going to cry if anything happens to Martin please don't do anything to the baby
shoutout to Melanie doing her absolute best to emphasize with the man she lowkey hates. even if the cane was involved. thanks queen
as to the hilltop road, I was WAITING for it to appear hell yeah this is going to be brutal
And for all this time, we were waiting for Hilltop Road to come back.
I love how Hiltop Road has consistently haunted these episodes with relevance
I pray that my Martin x Jon be safe and together... 2021 this is all I ask !
i have bad news for you
A giant eye on someone's shoulder....
Yeah, so this Umbrella Security team wants to know your position. They're coming to retrieve the samples.
"There was no sign of a struggle"
Oh well then I'm sure he went with an Avatar of The Web, the mind control and puppetry entity, willingly.
Omg new listener. Im so terrified i thought this had a happy ending but the comments…
18:32 Aw
Last I checked the only thing at Hilltop Road is a dead tree and possibly a portal to an alternate world.
Go Melanie! Go Martin! Look for those alternatives and do not give in to Jon’s panic.
Hilltop Road. Oh dear.
Help I didn't properly heard/understand at first that *Saleza* was dead, I just heard "he's dead" and my heart convulsed a little haha
i have to apologize to my boyfriend :(
"I'm going to go and apologize to my boyfriend."
Im way too dumb for this series so I SCREAMED when i heard "Hilltop Road" WeLp hErE wE gO-
Oh, man around the time you wrote this comment I had finished listening to TMA for the first time. It's really nice to know that others were listening around then too.
The episode: serious and martin is missing and all that stuff
Jon: *calls martin his boyfriend*
Me: *melts into a squealing pile of fluff on the ground like this is the first time he's ever referred to martin as his lover*
He actually did confirm to jared in the flesh episode that martin is his boyfriend!
@@awl5451 and also said to Helen about Martin "He might try to get his boyfriend to smite you" !!
NO CUZ I ACTUALLY SAT UP (im lying down) AND SILENTLY SCREAMED INTO THE DARKNESS IT BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOU
These past uh- 20 episodes I guess I've been pretty vocal whle listening to this. Laughing, making jokes, replying and stuff so when Jon talked to the tape recorder and asked what it wanted, I genuinely replied with "I'm hungry" not realizing Jon would actually do a statement until he started monologe-ing 😂😂
Love to see Hill Top Road have a comeback. Almost forgot about this
Might as well tell personals things about me in a RUclips comment section but this episode is way to fucking weird for me. 2 years ago I was in a really bad place and working in fast food late at night, and it was not helping, so I did some fuck up things (I'm very ok now, therapy and all) but one day my left shoulder got cut really bad and the scar to this day still look like a closed eye. When it happened I just waited for the supermarket to open and went to buy bandages and stuff. I remember waiting on the line with all the old peoples who go to the store in the morning and feeling horrible because I had just put a bunch of paper beetwen my shoulder and my coat. The scar goes from the front of my shoulder all around to the back, so nobody got out of it but I can see the scene in the statement so vividly now
This is the first ever episode that I had to stop listening half way through good job
Literally tho
Can we get a squeal/prequel/parallel-sequal to The Magus Archives, based on The Web, instead of the eye?
Make it so! 🕸
Statement remains.
Your wish was granted!!!
(Partially haha)
Very awesome, @@sobble821!
I know it's 2024 and this podcast has long ended but God, have I been putting this episode off because I cannot get past the way Martin calls Jon out on his being envious of Elias' position. It hurts too much, which makes it even better.
The double meaning of this episode title HURTS
HILL TOP ROAD IS BACK!!! :D
Poor Salesa, I feel terrible for him. He just wanted to be safe, I really liked him. :(
Yessss, Hilltop road. I was waiting to see it since forever. That cleaning woman was just to suspicious 👀
I'm not ready for the last few episodes. This podcast has made me want to throw up, from disgust, fear, and anxiety for our 2 favorite boys. It's so well done!
Boy the beginning of this episode really was just 6 mins straight of being kicked in the teeth huh
dang that statement ... i thought i heard and was pretty much ok with every fear so far... but this one, i mean, holly shit
Oh yeah. I know a lot of people prefer realistic fears, but those bore me. "Ooo I might get cancer! And pain! And have yucky bile and mean people!" Like, this is everyday life. I do not live so well that bad reality is some kind of interesting novelty.
This completely fantastical imagery freaked me out and felt better than the drudging blah of Real Life anxieties. I've read something like it before, though! Stephen King's short story, I Am The Doorway, had the same eyeballs manifesting in your body with hostile intelligences and that was formative to my terrors.
Not me wanted to scream in the subway "HILLTOP ROAD" while listening to the end of the episode
No, nope, no, NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT, turn this car around RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME GOD THERE WILL BE TROUBLE-
23:46 I'm on my third listen-through of this series, and I'm still getting goosebumps here
You know what kinda shocks me given how perfect it would be? That there is no tell tale heart based episode. It would have made so much sense given the EYE.
Sword saint climbing out for that final duel.
Web agent martin my beloved ❤
YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME!! Firstly they fight, then Jon says he needs "to apologize to his boyfriend" that leaves me dying from cuteness. Then he finds out, that Martin just got fucking yoinked!
Seeing how less episodes are left till the finale and foreshadowings I've been getting SCARES THE HECK OUT OF ME!
DIY top surgery
YAY!!!!
please let them be safe please let them be safe
Hi Alex!
23:52 WHEN I TELL YOU MY HEART DROPPED INTO MY STOMACH THIS IS SO BAD
I am prepared for a lot of things but NOT a Jon-Martik break up
n*
I'm cracking up thinking about Alex sitting next to Johnny making gagging noises 😂
The archivist giving relationship advice not so subtly through the eye to john.
Oh damn, Malcom's turning into G
Oh boy my favourite trauma
"So I'm going to go apologize to my _boyfriend_ " *smug chuckle *
SIDJWJJDJSJSJ
I'm new to this channel and I gotta tell you I'm loving it.please help a newbie,do you pen all theseand do they run in succession.thanks guys.maybe we can get some wd40 for that Rusty Quill.just playin.👍👍
Hello Guy! Every episode of The Magnus Archives is written by Jonathan Sims and they do run in succession. Each season is 40 episodes long and there is a metaplot - we recommend starting at #1 for the best experience!
@@RustyQuill excellent thanks.thats what I did.Ive made so far to episode 36.just wanted to sneak ahead a little.keep it comin
@@guysmiley515 don't spoil it! There's a lot of big surprises in the plot, and by skipping ahead you're losing the shock factor. Trust me and keep listening in order!
@@agustinamagpie 👍
WHAT THE @#$% IS AT HILLTOP ROAD!
Me initially thinking this statement was an analogy for the eye getting rid of Magnus and going on a dating site looking for a new pupil
this statement concept was really cool! it also made me want to throw up
The voice acting is incredible as always ❤
Okay the statement was genuinely disgusting wtf urgh it got to me (which is rare so good job !)
hill top road!!!
They’re wHAT?!
jon berating us lol
THE GASP I JUST GASPED
am i the only one that didnt catch that Abigail was black until this episode?
Nah mate me too
And she canonically wears vintage! Gotta love her.
Man, I thought "Oh, its Basira" !
Wowie that was groooss
18:27 🤗
Boyfriends
@@macabrecitrus2127 IKR!!!
My heart still aches with joy whenever I hear it
HILL TOP ROAD MENTIONED‼‼
18:33 OMG JON THATS SO CUTE
This episode's statement was very Junji Ito-esque. Also, very Sekiro XD
Oh no.
Im scared. 😥
eye yai yai
i'm your little butterfly
By the way, the foley this season is incredible
Salesa no!!! Goddamn you spider women!
I love this concept... But also is this a JoJo reference?
Who is jojo?
Everything in this episode has had classic references not to anime.
Ah, didn't hill top has a portal to another world or something because of Web v. Desolation fight?? Maybe there is literal another way. Interesting.
And RIP Salesa 😢😢
First statement I’ve had to skip.
Whatever happened to Malcom, I hope it was horrible. Slurping his drink like that.
It was horrible, your wish came true!
OOOOOOOOOOO
1:02
First!
how insightful? really glad you left this comment.