Uh, Jerry is NOT joking! In “their” world THAT “routine” BELONGS to George! Same as Jerry staking a claim to a “move” he “invented” and therefore he has friendship AND territorial “rights” to! AWESOME!
When you're young you wanna be like Jerry or Kramer but as you get older you sympahize with Costanza because you know that's what you've actually become.
If RUclips had been invented during that time and George saw himself with ice cream on his face, just imagine the look on his face. He would've been traumatized.
@@zfish1995 The Internet back then wasn't anything like it is today. There was no social media and no major video hosting sites. It was mainly just e-mail, chat rooms, business websites and possibly porn. Few people had Internet or even computers. It was very niche in the '90s.
“ITS ALL OVER THE INTERNET JERRY” “What is” “THE VIDEO JERRY THEY PUT THE VIDEO UP ON THE INTERNET” “Hold on a minute George what video” “THE VIDEO OF ME EATING THE SUNDAE, ITS AWFUL”
"I beg to differ...you see, he's the LOSER. She's the victor". To the victor goes the spoils". So matter of factly. Only Elaine could have delivered it like that! Lol!!
Thats something I've always noticed. Michael Richards always gives these little reactions and mannerisms to whats going on even if he's in the background or like hidden behind someone in the back seat of a car or something and it just feels like he's such a real person.
I just realized George actually applied the is not you is me truly to the best of its extend, he uses it in such way he got her saying "IT IS YOU". He truly is a master of that routine.
@Will T. Baghard I mean...any of that is hardly any original concept. Saying someone is the perpetrator, and someone the victim is quite a common thing.
The way Elaine says loser reminds me a whole lot of It's Always Sunny. Sounded very similar to how Dennis talks. Which would only add the the similarities between the shows.
Joel Gawne nonsense. Politically correct is a term devised by right wing nutcases to disparage the group think of the left. The fact it exposes their own group think is lost on them. Cos their idiots. Next time try paying attention
the way elain said the loser is perfection ... julia understood how elain & george relation is & that elain really can't let a chance of humiliate towards george skip lol
Elaine is my favorite character, but it is ludicrous that she gets the last word in that debate. It's objective that the breaker make some sort of allowance in the interest of fairness.
I'm the opposite of many of the comments here. In my 20s, I related more with George's inadequate and neurotic self. As I grow older I find myself being more aloof and more like Kramer and removing some of my social filters, and life is a lot more fun that way, when you embrace and add to the absurdity.
Jerry is a MASOCHIST. He lets people saunter in and eat his food, complain about their problems and then get railroaded by them and his family. And all so he can make fun of their behavior, which is a poor reflection on his selection of friends. “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.” In fact, I’m fairly certain there is a high level of masochism in the comedian profession.
Classic Seinfeld. Addressing behavioral questions society doesn't address. Planned event, couple breaks up with plans to go, how does it work? Who goes? Who relents? I would say that it depends who the friend was. I think the person that goes is the one that is closer to the friend/couple that invited the pair of them. Usually you can easily pinpoint that.
She's the one who broke it off, and he wanted to stay together, she quit, and if sports has taught us anything is that the one who quits first is the loser, therefore she's the one who loses.
I used to hate this show as a kid on tv and I always thought it was so pointless what they talk about but now that I’m 30 I just eat up all these silly scenarios they are put in lol and Kramer is like the most delicious expensive cherry on top
massacrene1 Quite the opposite for me. It always felt like a garage band that I really liked and it took a while for everyone else to catch on. Of course I was probably wrong. It is more likely that I caught the show in summer reruns.
_"You really think she'd be that superficial...?"_
_"Why not? I would be."_ 😂😂
😂😂😂🤷🏾♂️
He’s not wrong
That line is 100% Larry David, lol.
George dumping cute women is even more unrealistic than them being interested in him.
"to rhe victor go the spoils" lol !!
"You're damn right it's me!" lol
he's so proud
Nobody tells me it's them not me, if it's anybody's it's me 😂
I love these moments where jerry unquestionably supports george: "But that's YOUR routine!!". He's kind of a great friend at times
he was kinda mocking him tho
They just know each other realllly well.
@@DeathDasein he is kinda joking everytime 😂😂😂😂
Agreed-but just hoping you’d see you have 500 likes. 👍😊
Uh, Jerry is NOT joking! In “their” world THAT “routine” BELONGS to George! Same as Jerry staking a claim to a “move” he “invented” and therefore he has friendship AND territorial “rights” to! AWESOME!
"why not? i would be!!" classic
Everyone has a little George Constanza inside them.
You slept with George!?
When someone dies they have to remove the little George Constanza and give him a separate funeral.
The doctors say if they remove it you'll die.
George is getting upset!
No
IF ITS ANYBODY ITS ME
All right George, it's you!
You’re damn right it’s me.
I lost this relationship to RNG
I've used that before.
Fails in Seinfeld #96
Seinfeld was literally a lesson in human psychology
more a lesson in human psychopathy
Yo momma
You mean Yo yo ma
@@user-yf9ku1tl6b i mean your mother b.i.t.c.h
I took a psych course in college and the professor literally showed us seinfeld clips one day.
Seinfeld : Do you think she's that superficial
Constanza : why not, i would..
😂😂😂
In Shallow Hal he was.
@@corner63he was like George in that movie too lol
Jason Alexander (George Constanza) is definitely the best actor in the series.
Without a doubt.
He's a fantastic actor.
Absolutely. It's a crime he didn't win an Emmy for playing George.
That's because he's the only actor in the series. The others are comedians.
I beg to differ. Micheal Richards (Cosmo Kramer) is defo the victor.
Gotta love the contrast between Kramer, who has self confidence, with George who is the definition of having none.
A foot in height helps
That's why he needs to do the opposite
When you're young you wanna be like Jerry or Kramer but as you get older you sympahize with Costanza because you know that's what you've actually become.
I couldn't stand George. In my mind he was the fat loser. Now that I'm no longer 10 I relate to him the most, and he's the most likeable of the crew.
I never could relate to George because he's a people-pleaser. He at least tries to hide his jerkdom.
@@Danko_Sekulic So you're an asshole?
@@FUCKINGENIOUS
In a way! Not that I am deliberately mean or hurtful, just definitely not a people-pleaser.
So You find a sociopath that can barely keep his life together relatable? I never did.
"I heard you really inhaled that thing!" Kills me everytime!!
Hilarious
xD
When the comment and all the replies have a purple profile pic but I don’t
"Did anyone tape it?". Nowadays it'll be on Twitter in 2 seconds!!
Fucks sake, the duologues, the script, conversations, acting are pure gold. That’s gold, jerry. Seinfeld is unparallel.
Well said, i think the same about Frasier tho..
Imagine this; George Costanza, Kramer, Niles and Frasier Crane in 1 sitcom lol.... Pure Chaos
I love a good duologue
Lmao...good one
Well just to inform you, Jerry himself was the worst thing in the show!
Stop cussing to get a point across
Unfortunately you'll never get the chance to find out. And the look on George's face when he says it is priceless.
This is great. He's realizing mid-sentence how stupid what he's saying is as he's literally fighting to stay in the relationship
"I just made a huge mistake"
How many precious details in just a couple of minutes. This show was GOLD, Jerry! GOLD!
If RUclips had been invented during that time and George saw himself with ice cream on his face, just imagine the look on his face. He would've been traumatized.
hahahahahahaha so true
That's what happened with the lightsaber guy, his life was destroyed.
The internet was invented back then
@@zfish1995
The Internet back then wasn't anything like it is today. There was no social media and no major video hosting sites. It was mainly just e-mail, chat rooms, business websites and possibly porn. Few people had Internet or even computers. It was very niche in the '90s.
“ITS ALL OVER THE INTERNET JERRY”
“What is”
“THE VIDEO JERRY THEY PUT THE VIDEO UP ON THE INTERNET”
“Hold on a minute George what video”
“THE VIDEO OF ME EATING THE SUNDAE, ITS AWFUL”
George's expression when Elaine says "he's the loser" and the way she draws the word loser out kills me everytime
"I beg to differ...you see, he's the LOSER. She's the victor". To the victor goes the spoils". So matter of factly. Only Elaine could have delivered it like that! Lol!!
I laughed so hard at that line. Elaine is such an asshole but funny as hell :D
*belong
“To the victor belong the spoils.” Dumb prick
@@crispinfrancis1 hhhhhhh that great Tony Sopranos line!
@@MChiave bobby baccalieri line***
2:11 shortest phone call ever
jkadoodle calling someone on the phone used to be a lot more casual
yeah back then you would call someone for literally no good reason at all.
In today's times, it just feels like "The Room"
the amazingly realistic thing here is that Jerry paused to say "bye"
No, it's this one:
ruclips.net/video/3WzB63CUOtc/видео.html
2:40 Kramer bites banana offscreen and dances, jitterbugs, so subtle, absolute genius.
It's really the Cosmo Kramer show. The others are just supporting actors.
Thats something I've always noticed. Michael Richards always gives these little reactions and mannerisms to whats going on even if he's in the background or like hidden behind someone in the back seat of a car or something and it just feels like he's such a real person.
love his face when elaine says hes the looooser hahahahhahahahha
Lol.he's got nothing to say.
I just realized George actually applied the is not you is me truly to the best of its extend, he uses it in such way he got her saying "IT IS YOU". He truly is a master of that routine.
Kramer is who I aspired to be, but George is way closer to who I am. I love this show!
🤣🤣🤣
2:44 "✋ Yes ✋ I ✋ do" 😂
"You are DAMN right it's me."
Elaine is a monster, calling George a loser to his face. Savage.
Khurram Raza she’s a total bitch to him, I almost wish that in one episode he would stand up for himself and let her have it.
Toward the end she just straight up hates him
Rick J woah calm down there buddy
Yes having characters that contrast | oppose each other on many levels, makes for a funnier all round show
uh oh the incels have discovered seinfeld
the breaker the breakee just genious stuff..
@Will T. Baghard I mean...any of that is hardly any original concept.
Saying someone is the perpetrator, and someone the victim is quite a common thing.
Genius*
@@shurdi3 Lol! You just don’t get it at all.
He’s more offended she was using his routine than the actual breakup!😂
"Did anybody tape it?" .. I miss the 90s.
Don’t miss that at all 😀
That was only 20 years ago. Nowadays it can be beamed to everyone's phones using their favorite social media. I wonder about 2050
Off topic kind of but i miss the 80s
i love how kramer doesnt give a shit about Anyones feelings lol
too bad that carried into real life at the Laugh Factory.
He’s actually the only one with morals on the show. He just lacks self-awareness.
I never get tired of watching Seinfeld clips. Perhaps the best TV sitcom ever.
1:04 The moment George thinks to himself: "What did I just say?":-D I watched it three times, Jason Alexander is brilliant!
3:00 to the end is just so Seinfeld, a discussion about social situations that describe the 90s so perfectly.
“I invented its not You its ME!” 😂😂😂 Pretty sure George did.
The way Elaine says loser reminds me a whole lot of It's Always Sunny. Sounded very similar to how Dennis talks. Which would only add the the similarities between the shows.
Anyone else notice Kramer's bounce at 2:44? Relentlessly physical presence.
3:00 classic seinfeld. various interpretations of some social situation, discussed and reasoned with humor
3:32 love the way they all go to their seperate ways
I love all of Elaine's blazers. So cool, even in 2017.
"Do you really think she'd be that superficial?" Why not? I would be." Gotta love George, he may be "politically incorrect" but he's honest about it.
what is "politically incorrect " about that? She's not black. or disabled. or Jewish. or handicapped in any way
anything that could possibly offend anyone is "politically incorrect" That's SJWism for you.
Joel Gawne nonsense. Politically correct is a term devised by right wing nutcases to disparage the group think of the left. The fact it exposes their own group think is lost on them. Cos their idiots. Next time try paying attention
Kevin Russell lol found the SJW guys! Execute order 66.
Nope. You're just blatantly wrong.
A day never goes by without a Seinfeld reference. Pure gold...
BEST sitcom of ALL time
George's pause just before "cracks?....." always makes me laugh.
I love how George's afraid of Elaine and talks behind her back.
Elaine has always been afraid of other women...
the way elain said the loser is perfection ... julia understood how elain & george relation is & that elain really can't let a chance of humiliate towards george skip lol
1:00 Love how George reacts to the words coming out of his mouth. Always makes me laugh.
1:04
How is the red car ever going to get out of that parking spot?
But that's your routine kills me everytime💀💀
Kramer's impression of George eating the ice cream is underrated 🤣🤣🤣🤣
George forgot the pre-emptive break-up.
while he still had hand..
hahaha just watched that one!
@@unclefreddieDied me 2 . Jus before this clip.. And then this comment
0:55 "Nobody does it better than me" The way he says it is just hilarious
Man, George got dumped AND humiliated on live TV. This is a new low.
George is right on. Whenever a girl says, “it’s not you, it’s me”, it really means it’s you
Its always the other person.
Unfortunately, Elaine is 100% right. In a breakup, to the victor goes the spoils.
CHRIST loves you and died for you.
Just got the "It's not you, it's me" routine. Couldn't help but laugh at the very moment.
WALE
Elaine is my favorite character, but it is ludicrous that she gets the last word in that debate. It's objective that the breaker make some sort of allowance in the interest of fairness.
Without George..no Seinfeld show!
Loved his acting on this show! Kramer also👍👍👍
George was the number reason why this show was so successful
"ha-ha yes well, unfortunately you'll never get the chance to find out"
sometimes i forget the genius of this show. these YT vids help to remind me just how great they were.
Jerry’s dad calling him just to talk about the ice cream is the most NYC thing ever Lol. The city people love to do that
Well i tell ya it wasn't a pretty sight 😂
Unfortunately you'll never get the chance to find out. And the look on George's face when he says it is priceless.
+Kevin Russell yeah, wondering if it makes any sense what he just said. haha
+Andrei Piatra only in George's universe
+Andrei Piatra you know the best bit is George loves Gwen even more now that he knows shes as superficial as he is. Its delightful
This whole conversation is fantastic!
I'm the opposite of many of the comments here. In my 20s, I related more with George's inadequate and neurotic self. As I grow older I find myself being more aloof and more like Kramer and removing some of my social filters, and life is a lot more fun that way, when you embrace and add to the absurdity.
0:31-1:03 The Break-Up Song
More about nothing...
Elaine is always so nasty to George.
WHEN COPYRIGHTING IS THE MOST CRITICAL PART IN ANY
RELATIONSHIP...
Seinfeld was the modern world just before cell phones and the internet that changed everything.
“Yes unfortunately you’ll never get the chance to find out” please ahahaha.
Jerry is a MASOCHIST. He lets people saunter in and eat his food, complain about their problems and then get railroaded by them and his family. And all so he can make fun of their behavior, which is a poor reflection on his selection of friends. “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
In fact, I’m fairly certain there is a high level of masochism in the comedian profession.
does this restaurant outside ever match inside? it boggles my mind
Classic Seinfeld. Addressing behavioral questions society doesn't address. Planned event, couple breaks up with plans to go, how does it work? Who goes? Who relents? I would say that it depends who the friend was. I think the person that goes is the one that is closer to the friend/couple that invited the pair of them. Usually you can easily pinpoint that.
George's girl friend is Truman wife on Truman show
Before my morning coffee I’m like Kramer just flying by the seat of my pants.
Elaine used George to feed her insecurities.
That red Ford Topaz out front of Jerry’s building is not aging well..one of the ugliest cars, EVER! 🚗
3:13 That's exactly what George wants to hear :D
He's the L.O.S.E.R🤣😅 poor Constanza
Lmao 🤣
@@adibabdullah6633 🤣😅
She's the one who broke it off, and he wanted to stay together, she quit, and if sports has taught us anything is that the one who quits first is the loser, therefore she's the one who loses.
My whole life... summed up by one man.....
Iam sorry George it's not you it's me wait you giving me The it's not you it's me routine I invented this routine....hahahha
George was more concerned about being right than the breakup. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
To the victor goes the spoils
*belong
Go*
@uh wot yup
As I was breaking up with someone I told them that it isn’t me, it’s you. I guess it works either way.
Judging from the “pool scene”
At the Hampton’s, anyone who’s been with George had a “little George” in them. Badum bum!
You'd think his girlfriend would like the fact that he went head first into the sundae...
It's not you, it's me MARIO
Alex Ion fuck you man. fuck you
Marnix Maximus no fuck you (1 year later)
It's not a you...it's a me aMario!
Mario Morris Pappi makes a pizza. Delicious pizza coming right up! For some reason this came to my mind
Pasta and a pizza! It's a me a Mario!
3:13 but I thought Elaine was the loser of the group
3:37 Best part
With friends like Elaine, who needs enemies.
You are giving me 'It's not you it's me' routine?
1:02 Love the way his facial expression changes as he considers the weirdness of what he just said.
I used to hate this show as a kid on tv and I always thought it was so pointless what they talk about but now that I’m 30 I just eat up all these silly scenarios they are put in lol and Kramer is like the most delicious expensive cherry on top
massacrene1 Quite the opposite for me. It always felt like a garage band that I really liked and it took a while for everyone else to catch on. Of course I was probably wrong. It is more likely that I caught the show in summer reruns.
I don’t see George I see Larry David once you know George is based off him you can’t un-see it
the way they repeat each other's responses kills me every time 🤣😂
3:29 George is just sitting there STEAMING!
Elaine LOL... I beg to differ, he is the LOSER 😀 George can't ever win.