Jackie Chiles perfect attorney
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- Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2010
- All the scenes with Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld."Chiles is a parody of famed attorney Johnnie Cochran; both are bespectacled, mustachioed, well-dressed, African American lawyers with the same initials and penchants for grandiose vocabulary" (from wiki).
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Jackie’s performance was astonishing, considerable, substantial, ouuuuuutstanding.
He wound up becoming famous, iconic, renowned
I LOVE hearing him say ‘balm’ a dozen times😆
"God Bless Jackie Chiles & God Rest His Soul in Peace!"
I wanted to meet Dr. Bison and Susie 🤣
@@brizzle3903 what if Susie is Elaine moonlighting as a legal assistant?
30 years later and you still cant take your own drink to the movies! it's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!
@@loganhelle594 its a clear violation of your rights as a consumer!
They do offer 2 free cups of coffee at the movie theatre. Which for a 10PM showing, and you've got work the next day, is weird. Who drinks coffee at a movie theatre anyways?
You can't go to the movies at all!. Its a travesty, calamity, profanity
And if your date invites you up for coffee after 11, it's not for coffee.
It's definitely preposterous
Kramer's stupidity vs Jackie's lawyer expertise is the sitcom equivalent to an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.
Perfect way of framing it :))
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Would have have been a great spin off imo. Kramer'n'Chiles. One scopes out potential cases and the other does his best to defend it. Total missed opportunity.
😆😄
Awesome phrase
"the mans a goblin" LOL that is the best Jackie line ever
And he's only been exposed to smoke for four days.
By the time this gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.
- "Tobacco company turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible' twisted' freak!!' And ending in- "Jackie is cashing in on your wretched disfigurement." LMAO!!😂
Haha lmao this thread!!!!!😝😝😝
😂😂😂 who could love me😂😂😂
I wish Jackie Chiles had his own sitcom.
Far i have read there was a plan to make a sort of spin-off with him has the star. But nothing came of it and NBC executives have claimed that a pilot or else was never discussed with them.
A spinoff
Well, we have Better call Saul, so win some lose some
Netflix and Chiles
Let him be played by keegan Micheal Key!
I was a trial attorney for 41 years. This man is priceless.
Know what I'm saying dawg
He’s the man
Me too
How would you surmise his closing argument about there being no such thing as a guilty bystander and by standers by definition are innocent. I thought with a few tweaks that would make a great closing argument minus the comedy written in.
think i got a case against Big tech, They wont take my data, Jackie have my rights be violated?
Phil Morris's performance as Jackie Chiles was astounding, outrageous, resplendent and amazing.
Such a coincidence if only
In name he’s going after the tobacco industry. 😂
Yeah, that's right.
Also grandiloquent.
I thought his name was really Jackie Chiles
This comment is outrageous, agredious, and preposterous.
'"Your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak. 😂😂😂
"Cramer,"Look Away, I'm Hidious!"
Rugged? The man's a goblin.
"Disgusting".....
😂😂😂 who could love me?…😂😂😂
@@spaceman5734 🤣. Hilarious.
This guy was hilarious. The chemistry between him and Kramer was gold. Gold Jerry, Gold!
“Ok Bania”
Maya o
Luv this duo😀.
Strange thing knowing Michael was such a racist 🤷♂️
BEST character
The secondary characters make the show. Jackie's one of them.
+Grow me something mister! That would have been awesome!
+Serbian Space Marines One secondary character made such an impact without ever appearing on the screen. Who is it?
+Ryder Washington I'll say George Steinbrenner.
Daniel Dougan Technically he was on screen, they just didn't show his face. I'll give you another shot, there's an even bigger character that never appeared on screen.
+Ryder Washington Superman?
“Suzie, call Dr Bison.” He handles everything. 😂
Tell him it’s for me
Dr. Bison, Jackie's crooked MD😂
Poor old Jackie, he was probably doing OK until he met Kramer! 😂
Half of Kramer cases were settled out of court. He won those essentially. His name was on the front cover of the NY times so he is still seen as a good lawyer. Correction not the NY times.
@@seppukumouse8005 he was always on the brink of winning a case until Kramer messes it up
his vacation was restful, resplendent, magnificent!
They had to have him hook up with Sidra as compensation.
@@YD-uq5fi: He lost another case but he won some spectacular assets.
The funny thing is that Jackie would win every case were Kramer not an idiot.
Truth
That's his backstory, he won everything except his cases with Kramer xD
@@karldahlberg6785 👍🏽
So true
lots of things would not happen if Kramer was not an idiot.
It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.
+leafyutube That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
Jack Swift
Flaunting society's conventions.
It was *flouting society's conventions
Haha love it
That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable.
"It's OUTRAGEOUS,EGREGIOUS,PREPOSTEROUS!" .. the way he puts so much emotion emphasizing those words makes this scene 100× funnier 😂
Lying and laughing.. innocent bystanders.. restful resplendent and magnificent..
It's definitely preposterous.🤣
Many things are, though. Why i say it.
@@mid-eighties I don't even think Kramer knows what that word means.
Phil Morris does an INCREDIBLE job playing Jackie Chiles. I really wish he was in more episodes.
It's all the more memorable this way.
And he gets Terri "real and spectecular" Hatcher in the end!
"Jackie's going to cash in on your wretched disfigurement"
Classic line.
The man's a goblin
@@IamGenoBlack lmao
AND THEY *made* THE TOP!!! YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE TOP, *DID YOU??!* LMFAOOOOO
"Nothing left but a shrunken head!"🤣
This video missed one of the Best Classic Lines from this episode....." Your Face, is my Case"
“The most public yet of my many humiliations”
I just crack up at that line.
hahaha no matter how many times Kramer embarrasses him they always have one more case.........hahaha
@@tavoiaiono7885 "His "Kramer's" Face Was His Case in The Tobacco Lawsuit Case, So You Never Know!" "GOD BLESS HIM!" "REST IN PEACE JACKIE CHILES!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's the best line in the entire series.
"You don't have to help anybody that's what this country is all about"
😂😂😂😂
Haaaaaaaaaa
Jackie's fast talking, his delivery, everything about him is perfect, the guy was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jackie Chiles has restored my faith in the judicial system.
hahahahaha just one of my many public humiiillliations...
13 minutes of screen time. 13 minutes. But damn what a character!
Well they left some scenes out like in the finale when he said to Elaine “you always lookin good.”
@@angelopellicci179 ur 1 fine sexy lady
He’s in the finale too
The Jackie Chiles actor is Phil Morris, the son of Greg Morris, of Mission Impossible fame. Great satire of Johnny Cochran type attorney.
That's Greg Morris's son? Wow!
Wonderful life story, isn't it? Great satire of the treacherous Cochran. I'll give Johnnie credit though, at the barbershop he recognized Phil Morris and took it good-naturedly.
Exactly! A satire of Johnny Cochran.
And he played the son of his dad's character in the Mission Impossible sequel they made in the 80s. A serious role so unlike this one!
Thank you ! I loved Greg Morris in MIP .
"You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on! Why'd you put the balm on?" My favorite Jackie's part... Lmao
"Oh, so a meistro tells you to put the balm on, and you do it?"
"I am shocked and chagrined. Mortified and stupefied!"
who told you to put the cheese on, ....did I tell you to put the cheese on....?
" You know what a balm does "
You people with the cheese. It never ends.
“A bra is supposed to fit right up next to the skin! Like a glove!”
These re-runs never get old 😂
NEVER!!”
@@frankeinstein1 Jackie Chiles is my hero!
Kramer really messed up with this one
@Peter L Right! And Jackie Chiles was supposed to be Johnnie Cochran 😂. Seinfeld was the best!
I've been practicing law for 25 years.. you're listening to a Caddy... 😂😂😂
"She was flouting..." - "It's lewd, salacious, outrageous."
The chemistry between Kramer and Chiles is spot on!!
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Jackie Chiles Attorney at Law would have made a great spinoff!
+3dartistguy For at least One Season but after that; him being the centerpiece would get stale.
Maybe having Krammer or George work for him could stretch it to two seasons?
I can't name a Guest Character, on any show close to what he did, for that many episodes?
I've always thought "The Adventures of J. Peterman" would make a fun spinoff.
At one point there were plans for a spinoff, but unfortunately those talks didn't get too far.
i think that it would since Johnnie Cochan was such a controversial figure.
3dartistguy, 👍🏼👍🏼😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'll definitely hire Jackie Chiles as my attorney and I'll never screw it up like Kramer
Daniel, you seem to be prone to "I will take it" syndrome, lol.
Just make sure you don't put the balm on !
@@DinaraTengriYou put the balm on? who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on? why did you put the balm on!? Have you ever seen a balm? Did you read the instructions? No one can tell what a balm is gonna do they are unpredictable!
the guy was epitome of perfect attorney you want behind you in court.
that's exactly what Kramer would have said
The rapid blinking whenever he gets agitated is the icing on the cake
Yes! You you can tell his wheels were spinning. 🤣🤣
Probably the only guest actor who could steal the scene from Michael Richard’s. So good.
Why do you bring up such senseless nonsense. Its not a friggin competition
@@tomreed-oe7hi bro, you good? Quite bent out all out of shape over a 3 month old innocuous comment. Take a deep breath. I’ll walk you thru this.
No, the Spanish guys were even better.
Man this guy is the BEST minor character in the entire show.
J. Peterman character was good, too.
Soup Nazi?
The best Mark, the best.
@@joeheid2776 Soup Nazi didn't reoccur though
@@nickdidomizio7328 I sorta thought that after I commented. I'm changing to Puddy.
This dude went in there and slammed it like he was part of the regular cast. He made it look so easy, but it can’t have been. The show and principal cast were already riding high and running a very well-oiled hit machine. I marvel at guest actors like this. They can inhabit and own any stage they’re placed on. Be it for two minutes’ screen time, or throughout an arc of episodes.
Guest stars like Jackie and Sue Ellen in the same episode, or Jackie and Teri Hatcher.....awesome casting choices.....and two women from Desperate Housewives.
I completely agree! The casting directors on Seinfeld had an amazing ability to hire phenomenal actors that could perfectly capture any character. David Puddy, the Soup Nazi, Russell Dalrymple, Mickey Abbott- all fantastic characters, but Jackie Chiles remains my all-time fav ; )
That's a deep observation you present.
@@malloryg4251 "THE CASTING OF ALL OF THESE ACTORS, COMEDIANS, & CHARACTERS WAS SIMPLY GENIUS, SPECTACULAR, YET IT WAS ALL BASED ABOUT NOTHING , IMAGINE THAT!"
@@malloryg4251 😠😍😘😚😙
Jackie Chiles, Mickey, Frank Costanza, David Puddy. All unbelievable supporting characters
That's right!
Stan the caddy
Don't forget Newman.
Mr. Peterman
Library Cop.
Not only was Jackie super funny, his suits were always outstanding!!
"Rugged? ...... The man's a goblin!"
Ezra Po LOL
+Ezra Po I thought he was nothin' more than a shrunken head!
suchfunstuff lol yeah, By the time they go to trial!
This is my favorite underrated line.
I dare anyone to wave down a bus one day and say "THERES a BALM on the bus"and hold it out
I came to learn adjectives.
Outrageous.
You're so Articulate
That's egregious
Preposterous
Scrumptious, delicious, outstanding!
The comedic chemistry between Jackie and Kramer is incredible
I almost wish they would’ve done a spin off TV show about Jackie Chiles. Would have been fantastic! Stupendous, outrageous!
This guy is facetious,humorous, hilarious.😂😂😂
He is hilarious 😂
….and churlish
"Where the hell did you get that balm anyway?"
"The Maestro"
"DA WHO?!"
LOL!!
I almost spit my drink out when I read this
@Nicole Renee Nah, homegirl. He said Da who? Fo shizzle. Ya dig? Catch you on the flip-flop.
🔥
Do you know what a balm is? Have you ever seen a balm? Noone can tell what a balm can do.
What is amazing about this show is there were many funny secondary characters that made you wish they appeared in every episode.Jackie Chiles is my favourite.
I agree. Newman is also a great supporting character
Definitely.Newman is one of the best in the show.
Jackie deserves a series for himself.
"He's a goblin. by the time this goes to trial he'll be no more than a shrunken head." Amazing writing.
that line and his delivery.....just friggin' hilarious.
All thanks to Larry David
Who could love me? hahahaha
Tavoi Aiono haha and Kramer’s look when the attorney said she thought he had a rugged masculinity
Love that line
"You ain't gotta help anybody!, that's what this country's all about!"- the great Jackie Chile's. 😂 🔥 🔥 🔥.
Lol
He's not even wrong. America is notorious around the world for its lack of social welfare compared to other developed nations, calling even the slightest bit of public service, "communism".
Being an attorney with a similar name, I have people referencing this to me all the time.
The oj Simpson reference was just genius
LIKE A GLOVE
I didn't get that reference years ago when I was a teenager, but now I can appreciate how brilliant it is!
"I've been practicing law for 25 years ... YOU LISTENIN' TO A CADDY!!?!?!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"A bras gotta fit up against a persons skin...LIKE A GLOVE!!"
Yeah a irony of the Glove try on
This is the most public yet of my many humiliations. hahahaha
My favorite line by this character
How much do you make if you don't mind me asking?
"Puddy...Don't wait for me!"
"Alright"
My vacation was restful, splendid, maaaaagnificent. This is the best line imo
Jackie Chiles, the greatest and funniest ambulance chaser in the history of television.
"good samaritan law. you dont have to help anybody thats what this country is about" best quote ever
This is the most public of my many humiliations. Hahahahaha
😂😂😂
Damn straight.
Hahaha, contrary to Europe, where you're being punished if you don't offer assistance to a person that's in danger... :))
That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable
"Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement" lmao
.
I don't think kids today will appreciate just how funny this is.
They dont? Why that's egregious, outrageous unacceptable!
Still lmao
I am “Shocked and Chagrinned” that Jackie wasn’t on more episodes
He was fkng fantastic. You are so right. A special talent this guy had. Like your "Shocked and Chagrinned."
It's funny how Seinfeld was always knocked for not having black characters, yet introduced us to one of the greatest black characters in a sitcom! Jackie Chiles.
*****
Same situation, I'm black, I love Seinfeld, and can sometimes identify with just how crazy life in Manhattan can be. No longer live there, but watching Seinfeld takes me back to some of the nuttier days of my life in NYC.
Am I what?
So...you've never seen a light skinned black man before? OK, well consider yourself introduced to your first.
iflyTony All one of 'em.
iflyTony Practically the only black character, I like the show regardless, but Jackie is really the only significant black guy on it.
Jackie Chiles was one of the best characters on the show. He was always funny. Johnny Cochran from another dimension.
Johnny Cochran + Legal Lee from Saints' Row.
Every character complements the show so well and fits to the whole plot.. like a glove!!
"Miss Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak."
One of the best delivers in TV history!
Phil Morris was absolutely brilliant in this role.
used to be cigarettes called Phillip Morris' Chesterfields.
@@vikkinicholson2300 Marlboros too?
Jackie Chiles should co-star with Saul Goodman.
Hahaha oh yeah that's would be cool
GREAT IDEA!!!
lol !!
Wow that's the exact thought that came to my mind while watching this.
Abner Anaya Negative. He needs his own show.
Phil Morris is AMAZING. Always sharp, on point, and hilarious! HIs facial expressions were priceless and brillaint!
Phil Morris is so under rated. He said he wanted a piece of the Tobaco company for years because he was made fun of his whole life because his name is the same as Phillip Morris, the tobaco company. Genius.
"A bra has got to fit right up against a person's skin, like a GLOVE!" The best (and most courageous) social commentary in a sitcom in the 90's. People today don't know, but jaws hit the floor across the nation when Jackie said that line, and it wasn't years after the trial, this show aired 3 months after the OJ verdict was delivered, when it was still fresh and raw in everyone's minds.
What are you talking about??... People still know about that trial still to this day...
Pants don't fit from 6 months ago.
Innocence of all charges.
Thank you, O.J.
Charged with ripping pants
with a knife.
My cuts in hand only mean
I cut myself, and not anyone
else.
Thanks for the context!
Pretty sure Norm Macdonald was doing his best on SNL at the time. Ended up costing him his job
@@AttilatheThrilla Yes people still know about the trial. But unless you were there living thru it, you cannot understand how deep this really cut into society and people on a personal level. Across the board, American liberals & conservatives were both palpably shocked when the verdict was delivered. I was in a restaurant watching it live and the entire restaurant just audibly gasped when it was delivered (Except for, sadly, most black people).
I fucking love Jackie Chiles. Probably my favorite recurring character. Thank you, Phil Morris for such a memorable character.
baronvg
One word. Puddy
"You people with the cheese, it NEVER ends." Why is THAT the line that split my sides?
It’s the ridiculousness that he is the same in life as in his handling of cases. His penchants for grandiose vocabulary are just silly.
I say this to anyone who asks me if i want cheese on something.
Because it's the fkng truth!
He crystallized my thoughts eloquently
Because it's so fricken random and you're not alone:):)
Jackie Chiles and Kramer the dynamic duo my favorite . nothing will ever beat this show
That lawyer was so frickin' funny!!!
Sexy too!!
"Your face... Is my case". Best secondary character from Seinfeld.
Like taking candy from a baby
Newman will always be the best secondary character but Jackie was a close second 😁
After a couple of decades I'm still watching this show. Sienfeld is just perfect.
That was such a great show, even 25-30 years later.
@4:50"It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, it's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding" lmbo
"You can't let the defendant have control of the key piece of evidence. Plus, she's trying it on over a leotard, of course a bra's not gonna fit over a leotard. A bra's gotta fit right over a person's skin. *LIKE A GLOVE!*"
Of course that was about OJ even before he said that!
The character was Johnny Cochran so yeah.
@@andrewg3768 no, this was after OJs trial.
@@Cartier_specialist so?
@@bhud1972 the who?
How Jackie conducted his opening statement in court, PURE GOLD!!!
He really shined in the finale!
I’m glad Jackie had a win it’s amazing, outstanding and astonishing!
Who told you to read these comments? I didn’t tell you to read these comments!
The Maestro did!
The Who?!
@@OldCouches Gold baby!
@@nomaanalwi9495 so a maestro tells u to read and you just read hugh.
These comments are outrageous, egregious, preposterous!
It's amazing to think this character only appeared for a total of less than 13 minutes for the entire show, but is one of the most memorable.
soup nazi
it's more than 13 minutes, they cut alot of scenes out, specifically the initial sit down tobacco meeting in his office
"I am shocked and chagrined." lmao
Gawd I loved Jackie’s character. Always hilarious
The whole "guilty bystander" bit was so brilliant, and beautifully performed.
Brought a smile to my face, and a tear to my eye. Bravo, 'Jackie'
Kramer has got to be Jackie Chiles worst client.
lol...he screwed Jackie many times...what a great set of characters....and great writers.
stormking989 and the smoking billboard was the most public yet of his many humiliations
I’ve always believed that Jackie is very successful aside from when he represents Kreamer
"You got me nothing but misfortune and humiliation..."
but what about OJ
Jackie is so great!!!
He should had his own
show, what a great actor he is, just great!!!🎉🎉🎉
"We gonna run some tests on that top !"
"RUclips joined Google Plus?
Who told RUclips to join Google Plus?
I didn't tell RUclips to join Google Plus!
Why'd RUclips join Google Plus?"
The maestro!
Mike Alcott "The WHO?!?!"
Bahahahahahahahahahaha!
how when where?
Zach Haywood Do you know what Google Plus is!? You ever seen Google Plus!? Didn't you read the instructions!? No one can tell what Google Plus is gonna do! It's unpredictable!
Tremendous performance as Jackie Chiles, this actor is great. So funny.
Loved Jackie, a credit to his Father, Greg Morris RIP.
Phil Morris, a legendary character actor....
"Your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak." Gets me every time.
Who could love me 😢
Lmao 😆
Look at him! He’s a goblin!
The man's a goblin!
No one can tell what a balm's gonna do
they're unpredictable
Love him.
Funniest line in the scene ! Those damn unpredictable balms :D
Funnier if you replace balm with bomb😂
@Arjit Jere, That's the joke, dumbass.
Jackie is absolutely my favorite character in the show. I can watch this all day and laugh every time
'i disagree. I believe Mr Kramer projects a rugged masculinity" cut to Kramer's face. Hilarious 😆
Jackie Chiles is the greatest TV Lawyer of all time, without a doubt 😂
@Dawn King Phil Morris
Yeah that Larry Mason was nothing..😂
@dawnking7717 Phil Morris
Ben Matlock
Well, close but I'd give the nod to Arnie Becker.
"By the time this case goes to trial he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head". Jackie Chiles.
this guy is BRILLIANT, on AND off the screen even TODAY!!!!
The balm rant was the best part
The legend says Dr. Bison is still waiting for Kramer.
"They're real and they're Spectacular..."
Jackies peformance was profound, majestic, magnificent
The Jackie actor real life father would be so proud of his comic acting. ✌📺💗