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  • @callamastia
    @callamastia Год назад +547

    i had a similar concern when i was pregnant. it'll go back to normal after you have your baby.

    • @pj101
      @pj101 Год назад +8

      Indeed!

    • @Daergarz
      @Daergarz Год назад +25

      I am not sure I want Conan to be pregnant. That might be my own issue though.

    • @sweebos
      @sweebos Год назад +3

      😆

    • @maywellbeaghost6364
      @maywellbeaghost6364 Год назад +3

      😂

    • @Dana-kb5mk
      @Dana-kb5mk Год назад +2

      I have heard similar things before

  • @OGDeaux
    @OGDeaux Год назад +67

    “Do they overlap? Like a Mastercard logo?” Bruh…… Matt was on 100 😂

  • @camfifer4911
    @camfifer4911 Год назад +431

    In Conan’s defense, I also get a chuckle out of saying “hey check this out” and then doing something really mundane and simple. Always cracks me up

    • @chosenArchitec
      @chosenArchitec Год назад +19

      I'm going to start doing that 😆

    • @falxonPSN
      @falxonPSN Год назад +11

      Hey check out this reply...
      "Reply."

    • @Jackrazorus
      @Jackrazorus Год назад +13

      It reminds some sketch Conan had with Andrés du Bouchet, where he says something like "And here is where the story... maintains the same level of interestingness"

    • @Atrus233
      @Atrus233 Год назад +1

      It's like a new version of Frankenstein Wastes a Minute of Our Time.

    • @sweebos
      @sweebos Год назад +2

      I got a chuckle out of simply imagining it. 😄

  • @piovillanueva3980
    @piovillanueva3980 Год назад +170

    I haven't even watched the video I'm laughing from the title alone. 😂

    • @Sniper9773
      @Sniper9773 Год назад

      Same. I was like, why the fk is Conan talking about his nipples?

    • @tempsitch5632
      @tempsitch5632 Год назад +2

      You should see a doctor.

    • @Mike-wo7ve
      @Mike-wo7ve Год назад +8

      Tittle*

  • @PaperHamburgers
    @PaperHamburgers Год назад +70

    If Conan walked up to me and said “check this out” and hit the down button on an elevator I would be telling that story till the day I die. “Gather round children I have a tale to tell”

  • @matthewjones9237
    @matthewjones9237 Год назад +227

    I'm glad we finally get a chance to talk about this topic. It's about time and it needs to be said

    • @chosenArchitec
      @chosenArchitec Год назад +7

      Yeah we need a NP&Bs community reddit forum ;D

    • @kellygervais3440
      @kellygervais3440 Год назад

      @@chosenArchitec 😁

    • @plaws0
      @plaws0 Год назад +5

      The condition needs to be de-stigmatized.

    • @mdfogarty
      @mdfogarty Год назад +3

      Check out this comment

  • @bogwitchsophie
    @bogwitchsophie Год назад +145

    Matt seems like the embodiment of the 'coffee meme'. Matt wakes in the morning and considers murder. But that first cup of coffee throttles him back to contemplating.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 Год назад +9

      I thought you were referring to the image of a cartoon dog in a hat with a coffee mug, surrounded by flames, saying "everything is fine" which would also apply.

    • @bogwitchsophie
      @bogwitchsophie Год назад +15

      @@cleverusername9369 you're thinking of the 'this is fine' dog. I'm referencing a meme where a man's coffee tells him to commit murder. He exclaims the coffee is too dark and then adds creamer. Then the coffee is telling him to contemplate murder.

    • @JabbatheMatt
      @JabbatheMatt Год назад +2

      @@bogwitchsophie I like that joke, never heard it before

  • @kadelu1137
    @kadelu1137 Год назад +108

    Sonas laugh just continues to cure my depression

    • @PoiluCul
      @PoiluCul 9 месяцев назад +1

      Damn that's masochism because she has no sense of humor

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV 8 месяцев назад

      yes hse does@@PoiluCul

  • @MrSuperJAD
    @MrSuperJAD Год назад +11

    “Couple of freaks.” 😂 That made me laugh so hard.

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 Год назад +24

    "MONEY!" - I love Sona!

  • @illumascotti
    @illumascotti Год назад +17

    "Nephew of Sam" LOLOLOL

  • @EattheApple666
    @EattheApple666 Год назад +21

    when my wife got hearing aids she was amazed how much she was not hearing. example it was raining out and she's like what is that hissing noise. She was shocked it was the rain, she said I have not heard that in years.

  • @JITCompilation
    @JITCompilation Год назад +73

    I feel like the Chill Chums were channeling Conan this episode. Sona’s continuing bit about not loving Conan/Matt and Matt calling himself a podcast _artist_ strike me as things Conan would usually say 😂

  • @burkhardiagaming5675
    @burkhardiagaming5675 Год назад +33

    I am so worried about Conan's crazily enlarged hub cap areolas. Hope he is well 🙏

  • @jordandowell1272
    @jordandowell1272 Год назад +28

    Nipples Pits and Bits was my nickname in highschool

  • @GoggledAgog
    @GoggledAgog Год назад +80

    In the Tolkien mythology Areolas was an Elven smith who specialised in exquisitely detailed breastplates.

    • @angelpipessd
      @angelpipessd Год назад +7

      LOLOL this made me spit soda out my nose. Ouch…but also thank you, mellon 😂

    • @MM-ud1xf
      @MM-ud1xf Год назад +1

      And Legolas never, ever skipped leg day.

  • @EddieDuesentrieb
    @EddieDuesentrieb Год назад +19

    This segment was even better than the title

  • @SirQuantization
    @SirQuantization Год назад +81

    Matt gets funnier every week lmao

    • @kevinc5771
      @kevinc5771 Год назад +6

      "The areola is the pepperoni, the nipple is the little piece of kibble" - Matt Gourley

    • @greghicks5960
      @greghicks5960 Год назад +9

      I lost it at "like a Mastercard logo".

    • @myhatmygandhi6217
      @myhatmygandhi6217 Год назад +9

      He had the best lines by far in this clip. "Nips, pits and bits"

  • @RSRye
    @RSRye Год назад +15

    love how it all just unravels towards the end! 😂

  • @leora_in_london
    @leora_in_london Год назад +16

    This podcast makes me laugh on daily basis no matter how many times I relisten to an episode

  • @flyingchong
    @flyingchong Год назад +9

    3:52 I always love whenever Conan's voice just escalates out of nowhere. From the most chill to purely psychotic XD
    Also, we all know his left areola is much bigger than the right one.

  • @ftuT
    @ftuT Год назад +29

    I'm just worried about how much work I have left to do and so little time for today and then "Oh, Conan Is Concerned About His Enlarged Areolas" and immediately check it out, no question at all.
    PS: I love how he is incapable of sustaining a positive story for more than 3 seconds before turning it into something dark or creepy. He can't handle tender.

    • @flyingchong
      @flyingchong Год назад +1

      And apparently neither can his areolas.

    • @treetopjones737
      @treetopjones737 5 месяцев назад

      "Conan O'Brien Can't Stop"

  • @rakeshsingh-jm4nu
    @rakeshsingh-jm4nu Год назад +13

    If these are thoughts that Conan shares with the world, I’m really curious about his inner dialogue!! 😂😂
    On a separate note - NPB specialist is hilarious!!

  • @hydrarue3725
    @hydrarue3725 10 месяцев назад +6

    It will never not make me happy to see Gorley killing it with Conan

  • @Chalepastel
    @Chalepastel Год назад +5

    OH GOD LIKE A MASTERCARD LOGO 2:49

  • @AirDwindler402
    @AirDwindler402 Год назад +53

    Going to need to see these puppies, to even begin to think about a treatment.

  • @imallfordabulls
    @imallfordabulls Год назад +8

    I’m glad to hear NPBs getting a shoutout. Although they’re hard to find because NPB is also the pro Japanese baseball league.

  • @Brian28021
    @Brian28021 Год назад +4

    Gotcha covered on the areola problem, Coney. Circular sander, course-grain paper. Don't forget to wet the area first to avoid overheating.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Год назад +2

      I’m thinking an 80-grit then moving to a 120 for that smooth, but textured look

  • @saxmidiman
    @saxmidiman Год назад +9

    Matt was earnin' his keep on this one!🤣😎

  • @florete2310
    @florete2310 2 месяца назад +1

    Somehow I always knew, that intersecting set of misery and happiness equals bliss for Conan. Still: Nice, to hear him say it aloud.

  • @augusthavince8909
    @augusthavince8909 Год назад +3

    Gorley: "I'll take care of that." lol Where would that have gone?

  • @richardgreene4688
    @richardgreene4688 Год назад +6

    Though not a Doctor, it’s plainly obvious to me what is happening with Conan’s enlarged areolas. His body is simply trying to compensate for his aforementioned hearing loss. Like a blind man may develop a more keen sense of touch or smell, Conan’s areolas are becoming larger forming a natural set of parabolas on his chest to assist his hearing. This is similar to parabolic microphones seen on the sidelines of football games to capture sounds on the field. As his hearing loss increases, well, you get the picture.

  • @ninaairheart7371
    @ninaairheart7371 Год назад +7

    I'm so worried about Conan's crazily enlarged hubcap areolas!

  • @lgfaud18
    @lgfaud18 4 месяца назад +1

    My dog died earlier this week and I tuned into Conan for a laugh and this episode did not disappoint 😂

  • @briefcasefullofbacon7291
    @briefcasefullofbacon7291 Год назад +16

    Hey Conan as I've gotten older I've noticed my areolas have gotten larger and larger to the point I no longer take my shirt off at pools because when they hit that icy water it's shocking.... have you ever seen a person's entire front tighten up? It looks really frightening. Anyways you convinced me to go see a doctor.

  • @mnchls
    @mnchls Год назад +12

    Gourley's such a pal "oh I'll take care of it"
    edit: oh jeez all three of this beautiful people are all pals!!! feel the love, you can tell they all care about each other a great deal :)

  • @SidPhoenix2211
    @SidPhoenix2211 Год назад +9

    NBP doctor aka a dermatologist lol

  • @florianadolf2256
    @florianadolf2256 10 месяцев назад

    Saw the title of that clip in my yt feed and I instantaneously wanted to know more. So glad I watched through it to learn more about the old Venn diagram, lol 😂😂😂

  • @annemarson4144
    @annemarson4144 Год назад +2

    The surprise of “nipples, pits n bits” caused me to literally drop to the floor and spit out my soda. I can barely type.

  • @zaceno1556
    @zaceno1556 5 месяцев назад +1

    Gourley deserves a raise for that Mastercard quip

  • @JFromLA99
    @JFromLA99 Год назад +1

    😂😂 title alone told me this was a classic banger

  • @joshjoaquin5997
    @joshjoaquin5997 11 месяцев назад +2

    "he peaked in 98" 😂

    • @florete2310
      @florete2310 2 месяца назад

      "But it's you saying it" - I am LMAO😂

  • @TheCJD89
    @TheCJD89 Год назад +2

    There definitely needs to be a follow-up segment talking about the weird suggestions of areolas doctors they will get...! :)

  • @dparks3784
    @dparks3784 Год назад +7

    niiples, pits and bits, LOL.

  • @bfgivmfith
    @bfgivmfith 3 месяца назад

    "I'm an NPB." LOL! I can't find enough of these! Where was I last year? :)

  • @angelpipessd
    @angelpipessd Год назад +2

    *sees title*
    *immediately clicks, already laughing* 😂

  • @lachauntiswashington231
    @lachauntiswashington231 Год назад +5

    I already knew this will get weird before I watch this😂😂😂

  • @StephiGereRothThyne
    @StephiGereRothThyne Год назад +4

    About time we talk about Conan's moobs

  • @user-cd5im5dd4z
    @user-cd5im5dd4z Год назад +1

    8,5mill subs now. Makes me happy

  • @Lanhoj
    @Lanhoj Год назад

    *Great analogy...* @2:36

  • @epbmetal429
    @epbmetal429 Год назад +1

    Man, the Venn diagram comment killed me xD

  • @gabriellfieldss9443
    @gabriellfieldss9443 Год назад +4

    The title itself should be a new podcast series

  • @tempsitch5632
    @tempsitch5632 Год назад +5

    @6:34 Sona nails the response.

  • @NarekAvetisyan
    @NarekAvetisyan Год назад +2

    "Conan's Areolas" sounds like a metal song title. Like a System of a Down song.

  • @tyr409
    @tyr409 Год назад +1

    Oh yeah!

  • @icedcoffee0962
    @icedcoffee0962 Год назад +2

    “I’ll take care of it” 😭

  • @ibperson7765
    @ibperson7765 7 месяцев назад

    3:07 “I’ll take care of it” 😂😅

  • @Vicvines
    @Vicvines Год назад +3

    Sona is like Carla from Cheers

  • @salsal435
    @salsal435 Год назад +2

    After working for 20 years for a light fixtures production company and just being around regular power tools my hearing was at a little below average for my age, the doctor said that no matter what you do at work your hearing will be less than when you were younger.
    If you work in noisy areas you'll have higherr hearing loss so have it checked before it is too late.

  • @chigginsiii
    @chigginsiii 10 месяцев назад +1

    Matt's headed down to Podcrafter's to get Pods Crafted In About An Hour

  • @philpeterson7182
    @philpeterson7182 Год назад +3

    Keep us abreast of your NPB doctor search

  • @tr1co0
    @tr1co0 Год назад +2

    The fact that no one referenced nip tuck is upsetting

  • @lacefacelia
    @lacefacelia 9 месяцев назад

    1:58 is the best reaction hahahaha they put up with so much
    Edit 2:20 topped the impossible Hahahahahahhahaha

  • @matingilardi
    @matingilardi Год назад +1

    "Nipples, pits, and bits" lol

  • @brent954
    @brent954 Год назад +1

    The Hubcap Areolas…solid band name

  • @BrianTCarter
    @BrianTCarter 3 месяца назад

    That color looks amazing on Sona.

  • @Choppednuts
    @Choppednuts Год назад +1

    Nipples Pittzenbitts and I were great friends back in college. I miss that guy.

  • @nickkieper7574
    @nickkieper7574 8 месяцев назад

    5:28 a little like Son of Sam? It's more likely than you think!

  • @FXPirate
    @FXPirate 4 месяца назад

    Matt is the Pistol Shrimps Radio guy! Sona and Conan are in the presence of podcast royalty!

  • @jdou6752
    @jdou6752 Год назад +2

    Who else is disappointed Conan didn't show us the goods? I still love you Conan!

    • @treetopjones737
      @treetopjones737 5 месяцев назад

      There's free porn on the internet ( not on YT ).

  • @bacon575
    @bacon575 Год назад

    "Nephew of Sam" 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

  • @MehOMy
    @MehOMy Год назад +1

    0:47 Conan possessed by Mr. Mackey.

  • @gwen7205
    @gwen7205 Год назад +1

    I love a good Son of Sam reference

  • @DamianReloaded
    @DamianReloaded Год назад +1

    Mastercard logo, he thinks the podcast goes out, it's just something to keep him busy X'D

  • @MartyD
    @MartyD Год назад +2

    pepperonis 😂

  • @karljung5210
    @karljung5210 11 месяцев назад +1

    this is top tier comedy here, holy fs

  • @scottoneil8618
    @scottoneil8618 Год назад +3

    Gourley is good in this one

  • @zoperxplex
    @zoperxplex Год назад +2

    It's an Irish thing. JFK was very self conscious about his "Fitzgerald breasts".

  • @siliconebaby6270
    @siliconebaby6270 Год назад

    Hmm just innocently scrolling through my sub feed here might watch a quick video before bed
    CONAN'S ARELOAS

  • @seizure_alert
    @seizure_alert Год назад

    still got it love youuuuuuuuuu

  • @brianmorton9419
    @brianmorton9419 Год назад +1

    8 friends reached out to Conan - he only heard three

  • @mauriciodelarosa2449
    @mauriciodelarosa2449 Год назад +2

    1 Areola but 2 are Areolae 👍🏽

  • @THETRIVIALTHINGS
    @THETRIVIALTHINGS Год назад

    I'm not worried, I'm just intrigued.

  • @Neellssoonn1
    @Neellssoonn1 Год назад +1

    I consider Conan with his Talk Show is the Best.

    • @Neellssoonn1
      @Neellssoonn1 Год назад

      It is like Eminem in a Talk Show version. It reminds me sharing in a Good Party about my life. Not gossip!

  • @SirWilliam1986
    @SirWilliam1986 Год назад +3

    ”Mastercard logo..”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @deanadams3099
    @deanadams3099 Год назад +1

    Sona is lovely and funny.

  • @Dana-kb5mk
    @Dana-kb5mk Год назад

    Thanks Computer 😘

  • @JeremyForTheWin
    @JeremyForTheWin 3 месяца назад

    dibs on Hubcap Areola as a band name

  • @Dana-kb5mk
    @Dana-kb5mk Год назад

    😂some people are so random 😂

  • @katherinehsu6537
    @katherinehsu6537 Год назад

    (Disclaimer: I'm not an audiologist, just a observer of these technologies.)
    Seriously 😂 It seems like neurodivergence effects hearing ability too or like CPD.
    A lot of people have CPD which is not completely treatable by hearingaids. It can help some though, like for traditional hearing loss form.

    • @katherinehsu6537
      @katherinehsu6537 Год назад

      Sending all love and sympathy to Conan🥹🤣🙏
      This man deserves everything benefiting from all illness he has claimed 🤭🤭🤭🤭

  • @Beth-ie
    @Beth-ie 11 месяцев назад

    NPB, MD...LMAO

  • @mintyfresh4987
    @mintyfresh4987 Год назад +4

    I hope he sees an areologist.

  • @Dana-kb5mk
    @Dana-kb5mk Год назад

    😂I'm not impressed with talking to myself 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GreenbeanFloyd
    @GreenbeanFloyd Год назад

    Matt isn’t on an even keel, he’s on a Richard Kiel!

  • @Whooshta
    @Whooshta Год назад

    Money makes the world go round!

  • @brandonwei2430
    @brandonwei2430 Год назад +3

    Im really worried about Conan's crazy enlarged hubcap areolas

    • @r.p.mcmurphy6623
      @r.p.mcmurphy6623 Год назад

      Do you always plagiarize the original comments of others? So douchey...

    • @brandonwei2430
      @brandonwei2430 Год назад

      @@r.p.mcmurphy6623 how deep did you get into the comment wall to look for similar posts before you realized conan literally said it in the video?

  • @leavingtheisland
    @leavingtheisland Год назад +3

    Sending best wishes on your hubcaps

  • @baroquejen
    @baroquejen Год назад

    I read that as enraged areolas

  • @Davett53
    @Davett53 Год назад

    By age 55 to 60,..it is important to have your hearing checked. Especially you former Rock and Rollers,....who like myself, used to stick my head between my stereo speakers and listen to music that was very loud. ( When I was a lot younger) I had mine checked out at age 60,.....they observed I had some hearing loss,....but at the very low end of the spectrum. So, lower sounds,...in the bass level. Not, thankfully in the sounds most of us hear from spoken words.

    • @Jackrazorus
      @Jackrazorus Год назад +1

      What can they do other than give you hearing aid? its not like there are any pills or operation which can fix that, is it? other than if you have completely blown ear drums or something like that, I would imagine.

    • @Davett53
      @Davett53 Год назад

      @@Jackrazorus True. It would be hearing aids. If it was necessary. Mild hearing loss, can be lived with. Loss of hearing low tones, may only effect hearing quiet conversations, or musical passages. One can always turn up the volume. Ask people to talk louder. You know Conan would resort to using a "1920s Tin Ear",...a metal horn, held in-place, in his ear hole. In my case, I was told my hearing was almost perfect. With only minor loss at the lowest end of the sound spectrum.

    • @Jackrazorus
      @Jackrazorus Год назад +1

      @@Davett53 Nice, I like the tin ear image.

  • @roscoemuttley
    @roscoemuttley Год назад

    Gotta see Coney on the TeeVee!!!!!