Conan Narrates Erotica | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @MagicalMysteryMe1
    @MagicalMysteryMe1 Год назад +330

    “I’m sorry about your throat cancer” that one was clever 😂😂

    • @9juju6
      @9juju6 Год назад +12

      “I’m sorry about your tongue-octomy” raised the bar.

  • @TheFranklin60
    @TheFranklin60 Год назад +717

    Conan’s erotic book sounds like it was written by Jordan Schlansky 😂

    • @amygdalae
      @amygdalae Год назад +10

      😂😂😂

    • @brebeaa
      @brebeaa Год назад +83

      “Perhaps later we can go back to my home and perform… various duties.”

    • @gfox9295
      @gfox9295 Год назад +19

      @@brebeaa He will be your associate producer, baby.

    • @culwin
      @culwin Год назад +35

      "In Italy, sexual intercourse is typically performed this way..."

    • @danielsarmiento1591
      @danielsarmiento1591 Год назад +9

      ​@@culwinesexuale intercorche 🤌

  • @mozeltovcocktail
    @mozeltovcocktail Год назад +206

    I nearly spit out my water when Matt said "It's me pudding pants" 😂🤣

  • @fredericbandong8841
    @fredericbandong8841 Год назад +426

    "Oh my stars and garters" cracked me up more than it should have

    • @JuhoTunkelo
      @JuhoTunkelo Год назад +2

      Haha yeah that one was perfect

    • @OpheliaDarkling
      @OpheliaDarkling Год назад +1

      Word 😅

    • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
      @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods Год назад

      @@JuhoTunkelo I swear, some 1970s cartoon character always said that!

    • @gfox9295
      @gfox9295 Год назад

      @@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods yeah, it's definitely a reference, but I can't remember to where or what...

    • @22Phantasm
      @22Phantasm Год назад +6

      @@gfox9295 Beast... X-Men

  • @mtrps_
    @mtrps_ Год назад +157

    9:54 "how do you think she became one?" - i laughed so hard, pudin' fell outta me

    • @ozkey1558
      @ozkey1558 Год назад +17

      And I don't think anyone in the studio caught that!

  • @elizabethlarson9655
    @elizabethlarson9655 Год назад +117

    "Some people have a lot of veins in their eyes, but you don't. You're relatively vein clear." Never has attempted erotica been so damn weird.

  • @silverlicious2086
    @silverlicious2086 Год назад +327

    Sona just cuts to straight up porn while these guys are exchanging hellos and pudding. 🤣

    • @lisas5211
      @lisas5211 6 месяцев назад +5

      She's fantastic 🤣🤣

    • @silverlicious2086
      @silverlicious2086 6 месяцев назад +4

      Haha.. That's still a funny segment. Love it!

  • @Kadenite
    @Kadenite Год назад +129

    Sona has so many endearing qualities: the laughter, the edibles, the blatant indifference to her job and a degree of casual sass that simply cannot be unseen.
    She's a work of art.

    • @boboida1
      @boboida1 11 месяцев назад +2

      Dream gal :D

    • @permabearxbt
      @permabearxbt 11 месяцев назад

      being a drug addict is endearing to you?

  • @krylesangerbeaver
    @krylesangerbeaver Год назад +992

    Imagine laying back, pressing play on the audio book, sliding hand down, and then hearing Conan's voice.😅

  • @koreanpathfinder
    @koreanpathfinder Год назад +190

    Conan reading erotica is like when a university student is trying to pad his research paper.

  • @JoyStickJester_
    @JoyStickJester_ Год назад +298

    I spit my coffee out when Sona said do you want to F*. That was the best. 😂

    • @Heroic113
      @Heroic113 Год назад +10

      I want to add a like but can't mess up that counter

    • @gfox9295
      @gfox9295 Год назад +7

      @@Heroic113 it's safe to upvote now. ;)

  • @krylesangerbeaver
    @krylesangerbeaver Год назад +319

    "I can't even do an erotic thing for 8 seconds" -- Confirmed by Conans wife

  • @mariaaaaaaaaaaa01
    @mariaaaaaaaaaaa01 Год назад +68

    i love how Bley is just trying to hold it in and cracking up in the background 🤣

    • @ctrainbeats
      @ctrainbeats Год назад +6

      I wonder if clueless gamer was his idea, for it was a gift to mankind

  • @kettyspikes
    @kettyspikes Год назад +567

    I'm glad i will always have this podcast to fall back on during my bad times

    • @BrFAB
      @BrFAB Год назад

      You need to fall back on this podcast during your bad time.

    • @greenjacketman9321
      @greenjacketman9321 Год назад +5

      @@TippyHippy Did the furniture survive?

    • @kwombok
      @kwombok Год назад +3

      i hope your times improve friend!!

    • @norasmith2474
      @norasmith2474 Год назад +9

      ​@@TippyHippy You've made this comment a lot. How many hamsters do you have?

    • @radkid06
      @radkid06 Год назад

      I second that....!!

  • @Msteve-nt5bx
    @Msteve-nt5bx Год назад +197

    I can't listen to this at my office. Not because it's NSFW but because I can't stop myself from laughing 😂

    • @obscurecamera24
      @obscurecamera24 Год назад +14

      I am with earbuds and still laughing loud 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @missalondrita
      @missalondrita Год назад +9

      me rn stifling my laugh at the office lmao

    • @ctrainbeats
      @ctrainbeats Год назад +4

      I washed dishes during Covid for this local place and always had the podcast going..there were a few times I looked like an insane person laughing in the back by myself 😂😂

  • @mcfc6320
    @mcfc6320 Год назад +131

    This is why Eduardo is Conans favorite 😂😂😂

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling Год назад +20

      Sona and Eduardo are on opposite extremes of the sycophantic employee spectrum.

    • @fallingintofilm
      @fallingintofilm Год назад +10

      @@AuDHDarling Edaurdo is just nice

    • @paulv7744
      @paulv7744 Год назад +7

      @@AuDHDarling Someone should totally make a Conan employee spectrum.

    • @EtoCobra
      @EtoCobra Год назад +1

      ​@@AuDHDarling Edaurdo roasted Conan before.

  • @ScoutJeanLouise
    @ScoutJeanLouise Год назад +99

    Conan: Sona, you’re looking fine today.
    Sona: Ew. 3:38

  • @shaunsanborn7840
    @shaunsanborn7840 Год назад +15

    "What the hell, Sona?! Mother if two?"
    *hahaha*..."I know..."
    😂

  • @jcp1984again
    @jcp1984again Год назад +16

    Conan's squinted staring is a force of nature! 🤣 The way he just stops moving and stops the air around him while waiting for other people to react... I lose it every time!

  • @mikerichter2591
    @mikerichter2591 Год назад +20

    One of the funniest intros so far. I lost it with "Zip. Thwabba dabba shabba dabba..." and "Oh my stars and garters!" Sona, it's "yes, and...".

  • @toniraff5488
    @toniraff5488 Год назад +131

    so many years … and still so much to learn from Sona 😂

  • @ewintertyler
    @ewintertyler Год назад +357

    Sona always raises the bar😂

    • @smashmusique
      @smashmusique Год назад +11

      I really dislike her. she's always so negative. Conan tries something new and immediately ''it sucks'' I don't think she's joking, it's not even funny, just rude.

    • @LycanLink
      @LycanLink Год назад +59

      ​@@smashmusique
      I see what you mean, but she just likes teasing him. She's a good foil for his silly humor, and there are times when she plays along - she just has her limits. But honestly, she's come a long way in that she never used to yes-and anything.

    • @jack-fm3lb
      @jack-fm3lb Год назад +56

      @@smashmusique I think she makes a good straight man

    • @Spaztar
      @Spaztar Год назад +60

      ​​@@jack-fm3lb Sona is a good foil for Conan, and Matt will basically always "yes and" Conan's shenanigans. The chemistry between them is what makes the podcast work when they don't have a guest. If everyone was always "yes and-ing" each other, things would go off the rails into total chaos, but if both Sona and Matt were playing it straight, the joke would die.

    • @ResponsibleCitizen001
      @ResponsibleCitizen001 Год назад +36

      @@smashmusique And Conan would entertain a rude assistant for more than a decade right ? Why do you have to take one instance and then portray the who identity of an individual based on that ?

  • @wolfymoon6188
    @wolfymoon6188 Год назад +92

    I literally fell down the chair laughing while listening to these goofs

    • @gfox9295
      @gfox9295 Год назад +6

      just a bunch of goofy chill chums in their native environment.

    • @HogartHughes
      @HogartHughes Год назад

      i love the jiji profile picture lol

  • @simonharknesstv
    @simonharknesstv Год назад +31

    I’m so pleased Matt mentioned Conan’s posture when he went into creep mode 😂

    • @CheeseBawls69
      @CheeseBawls69 10 месяцев назад +2

      I'm dying at "Creep Mode" 😂

  • @littleghostfilms3012
    @littleghostfilms3012 Год назад +36

    OMG! That was off the rails funny. These free form chats always get loopier and take us all into strange territory. Sona's uncontrollable laughs are gut busting hilarity.

  • @DaelinD
    @DaelinD Год назад +20

    "Thwabadaba-shabadaba."
    - Conan O'Brien, 2023

  • @Moekoffee2001
    @Moekoffee2001 Год назад +83

    Gave me a “coner”

  • @weeniehutjunior
    @weeniehutjunior 10 месяцев назад +7

    "I didn't think you'd be here" she said. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @avazquez85
    @avazquez85 Год назад +31

    Conan is like Phoebe on Friends when she had a cold

    • @samriddhigupta5514
      @samriddhigupta5514 Год назад +9

      Considering Conan and Lisa Kudrow started out together on improv group this seems likely

  • @tugatomskanimation6370
    @tugatomskanimation6370 Год назад +25

    6:48 That raspy laugh reminded me of Beavis and Butt-Head.

  • @thejandjchannel5016
    @thejandjchannel5016 Год назад +23

    Conan’s cold voice turned into a Pervy old man voice lol

  • @byronic-heroine
    @byronic-heroine Год назад +10

    I was listening to this while washing dishes and at one point I had to pause from laughing so hard. My roommates probably heard running water and then me suddenly laugh-wheezing for no reason.

  • @wutamanwutman
    @wutamanwutman Год назад +13

    I know for sure that Julie Bowen is laughing her ass off at this bit.

  • @fanthemx
    @fanthemx Год назад +13

    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. This should be a regular part of the cast.

  • @SidPhoenix2211
    @SidPhoenix2211 Год назад +87

    Conan reading erotica... Name a less arousing combination!! Lol

  • @ar-nq6gm
    @ar-nq6gm Год назад +28

    sounds like some new conan remotes are coming 🙈

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos Год назад +7

      Probably visiting everyone who was on Conan Needs a Fan and invited him to come over!

  • @Msteve-nt5bx
    @Msteve-nt5bx Год назад +16

    Conan should record Sona's book with that voice

  • @twenty2093
    @twenty2093 Год назад +5

    When they ask Conan to laugh in his “cold” voice (6:36) the first laugh he does sounds a lot like Butt-Head’s laugh from Beavis and Butt-Head.

  • @f1matt
    @f1matt Год назад +20

    I fully expect segments of this to be randomly inserted into future episodes.

    • @VideoNozoki
      @VideoNozoki Год назад

      _I_ will be waiting.... " I KNOW WHEN THAT COMMENT WAS RECORDED!!!
      That is Eduardo inserting the (Spring 2023, Conan with a cold - bit / Conan Reads Erotica - bit)!!! "

    • @Ghoopty
      @Ghoopty Месяц назад

      Like a badly dubbed 70s karate movie 🥷🏻

  • @norfy
    @norfy Год назад +11

    Sona's "wtf" at 3:17 has me rolling

  • @shumwab
    @shumwab Год назад +14

    I watch every single video clip. I love this podcast. Maybe one day we'll get full length videos of the entire podcasts.

  • @LincolnWorld
    @LincolnWorld Год назад +5

    LOL! Conan laughing in that voice sounded like Lurch, and Matt joining in sounded like Elmer Fudd. This whole video had me on the floor!

    • @Uarehere
      @Uarehere Год назад

      Actually, I thought it was pretty close to Butthead from Beavis and Butthead. 😄

  • @hopemasike531
    @hopemasike531 Год назад +8

    For those who want to skip the first 40 pages: 6:17
    Zip: Thwabadabashaba

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Год назад

      He unzipped his pants..
      ..and pudding fell oht

  • @awoFalase
    @awoFalase Год назад +4

    You're relatively vein clear. 🤣😆🤣😆40 pages later pudding sound effects.🤣😆🤣 This whole segment was hilarious!

  • @davidolson558
    @davidolson558 Год назад +9

    Conan O'Brien is one of the most creative and funny guys around!

  • @JAPelicano1
    @JAPelicano1 Год назад +17

    Conan needs to personally narrate some really cringy Ao3 fanfiction. He has the perfect voice for it.

  • @Eric_In_SF
    @Eric_In_SF Год назад +16

    This is marginally funny and then you get to the part about referring to guest as a guest and I couldn’t hold it, I went into a complete, can’t breathe laughing fit for like 10 minutes. I love it.

  • @godzillatimmy
    @godzillatimmy Год назад +5

    Conan should've read part of the Horse Whisperer: There were four of them in the corral. The once-proud beast, the broken girl, her mother, and finally, the man they call "The Whisperer."

  • @criticallol3039
    @criticallol3039 Год назад +14

    Further proof that this podcast could just be these three and the crew and we'd all be fine with it.

  • @chosenArchitec
    @chosenArchitec Год назад +19

    Hi, it's me, pudding pants 🤣

  • @shmo_de
    @shmo_de Год назад +11

    just replayed the episode when Conan read excepts from 50 shades of gray 😂😂😂

  • @donovanharrison3516
    @donovanharrison3516 Год назад +25

    Couldn't get through this one ... laughed so much. This shouldn't be allowed. They're having too much fun 🤣😂😆

  • @boraappu
    @boraappu Месяц назад +1

    Man i love Conan !!!
    This is gold 😂😂

  • @tevster1316
    @tevster1316 Год назад +3

    The laughing voice at 6:38 sounds like Sideshow Bob after stepping on the rakes

  • @chrisdickens8233
    @chrisdickens8233 Год назад +4

    When Sam Elliott and James Earl Jones get a cold, their voices can't be heard by humans.

  • @torinobob
    @torinobob Год назад +17

    9:32 my new ring tone. 😂

  • @itsa-itsagames
    @itsa-itsagames 4 месяца назад +3

    It's like erotica read by Alfred Hitchcock 😅😅😅

  • @ald.3387
    @ald.3387 Год назад +5

    Just Sona's expression on the thumbnail cracked me up.😂😊

  • @pedrosimas2642
    @pedrosimas2642 Год назад +17

    The pudding fell out....

  • @josephgabriel3609
    @josephgabriel3609 Год назад +2

    Gourley - "Like Don Imus." LOL!! Hilarious!!

  • @Michigoose
    @Michigoose Год назад +2

    I did some Googling for silly/interesting ideas beyond my own, which are Jazz Radio DJ and maybe "You like that?"
    “You should be kissed - and often - and by someone who knows how.” - Rhett Butler
    “I have crossed oceans of time to find you.” - Dracula
    “Y’know, I could eat a peach for hours.” - Castor Troy
    "I hate to see you go, I love to watch you leave."
    "You make me want to be a better man."
    Get well soon! (Or don't!)

  • @Uarehere
    @Uarehere Год назад +3

    8:21 oh my God, I did not expect this from Matt, 😆🤣💀

  • @jordanbolm8517
    @jordanbolm8517 Год назад +19

    This show is truly uplifting and makes me laugh when I'm having a rough day

  • @eoinmurphy8761
    @eoinmurphy8761 Год назад +5

    If Conan ever releases an erotic novel it will be used as a cure in sex addiction clinics.

  • @javyjavyjavyjavy
    @javyjavyjavyjavy Год назад +2

    Conaco HR representatives are watching this and sweating PROFUSELY

  • @ChINNg28
    @ChINNg28 Год назад +1

    one of the best bits from them three omggg

  • @ly0n3ss
    @ly0n3ss 7 месяцев назад +1

    Conan doesn’t get “man colds”, he gets “manly colds” 😂

  • @just6981
    @just6981 Год назад +3

    I needed this!

  • @leora_in_london
    @leora_in_london Год назад +1

    I got an ad for voice therapy with this video 😂😂😂

  • @TheHunterBolton
    @TheHunterBolton Год назад +1

    Conan’s transformation into Steven Wright at 3:11 is pretty great

  • @stephensorensen4477
    @stephensorensen4477 11 месяцев назад +1

    ‘Pull my finger’ in that voice. 🌬

  • @Aardquark777
    @Aardquark777 10 месяцев назад +4

    "Zip..Fwabba dabba shabba dabba.." 😂😂😂

  • @bobjasperbadiango1358
    @bobjasperbadiango1358 Год назад +20

    Erotica and Conan??? Instant click!

    • @falsemcnuggethope
      @falsemcnuggethope 8 месяцев назад +1

      Have you heard the ending of Michael Che episode. He does some with his 1920s reporter voice

  • @capnstewy55
    @capnstewy55 Год назад +5

    Okay, if that's what you wish. Zip...pudding fell out.

  • @awaisr912
    @awaisr912 Год назад +5

    They all made each other feel so awkward

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Год назад +8

    50 Shades of Conan Grey

  • @kumakhan22
    @kumakhan22 Год назад +1

    I love Gourley dropping the retro commercial references

  • @tubhair
    @tubhair 9 месяцев назад

    Watching Sona laugh like that melts my heart. I think I’m in love.

  • @rory4605
    @rory4605 Год назад +2

    Conan turns into Tom Waits when he has a cold.

  • @sidhackney8831
    @sidhackney8831 Год назад +8

    How did Conan focus long enough to produce not one but two kids

  • @jeff431
    @jeff431 Год назад +3

    So I think this is just a situation of Conan being on cold meds instead of caffeine. 😂

  • @scooterscs
    @scooterscs Год назад +5

    LOL, I cannot watch these people while at work anymore. Nothing but cackling coming from my office, it's obvious now that I'm not getting anything done. Thanks.

  • @davidhurtado2725
    @davidhurtado2725 Год назад +1

    LEAVING "AY PAPI" OUT OF THIS CLIP IS A WAR CRIME!!!

  • @everdash
    @everdash 7 месяцев назад +1

    9:32 is everything I needed.

  • @muumarlin1731
    @muumarlin1731 Год назад +5

    Sona is the MVP of this one!

  • @DissyK
    @DissyK Год назад +10

    Conan. Its not called being sick. You just hit puberty

  • @abbysomnia624
    @abbysomnia624 Год назад +3

    Sona is so right. Conan would be so uncomfortable reading a sex book out loud. I feel like you guys have to force him to do it now. I need to hear this. For science reasons.
    edit: I actually spit out my water at 8:23 oh my god

    • @falsemcnuggethope
      @falsemcnuggethope 8 месяцев назад

      He did read some at the end of Michael Che episode. Check it out.

  • @Fantasmister
    @Fantasmister Год назад +1

    I've been avoiding this video. I fear it above all others. Wish me luck.

  • @Spongebathe830
    @Spongebathe830 7 месяцев назад

    6:37 he laughed just like Lurch from the Addams family show.

  • @Andrew-Antioch-Kim
    @Andrew-Antioch-Kim Год назад +3

    6:46: Conan began to resemble Beavis And Butthead

  • @melissa-hr6co
    @melissa-hr6co Год назад +2

    When Conan did the laugh I immediately thought of Marge Simpson’s sisters 😂

    • @suzawilo
      @suzawilo Год назад +1

      To me it was an elderly Beavis or Butthead 😊

  • @redrognav1
    @redrognav1 Год назад +2

    Sona's "Hi" was something

  • @jasonroosa2475
    @jasonroosa2475 Год назад +2

    In watching (more listening to)this video about halfway through, Conan was asked “give us an example of the sex book”to which my video cut directly to an announcer, saying “the biggest liquidation warehouse…”

  • @justjokes-shorts9239
    @justjokes-shorts9239 Год назад +3

    I absolutely anticipate that pieces of this will be thrown into arbitrary future episodes.

  • @kumaravelrajan
    @kumaravelrajan Год назад +2

    How can these guys make comedy gold out of absolutely nothing!?

  • @omeraamirshahjee
    @omeraamirshahjee Год назад +1

    All these are great and can be used in Timothy Olyphant : good one guest 😂😂😂

  • @mortysmith7813
    @mortysmith7813 Год назад +2

    Might be my favorite bit ever here...Omgosh! 😂

  • @WoodWizard13
    @WoodWizard13 Год назад +2

    (Kissinger faking a Brooklyn accent) Uhhhh Hey, it's me puddin pants (splortch, squelch)

  • @somarriba333
    @somarriba333 9 месяцев назад +1

    It's almost as erotic as Gilbert Gottfried's "50 Shades of Gray".

  • @OktoberStorm
    @OktoberStorm Год назад +2

    PLEASE use these samples with guests!