Omg imagine him guiding you through a city and always having 'some tea to spill'... That would be such a great thing for him to do: He would make so much money. People would pay him (no matter how much he charges) double the amount just because he knows what he's talking about!
The whole video was hysterically funny but with that said I almost fell over when you said the northern Italian won’t have blood but his southern Italian will. That summed up the whole peninsula. I enjoy all of your videos and one of these days I’d like to see you in person. You’re a breath of fresh air angst many good comics. Being a game in myself I really understand the well of your humor. Keep up the great work and keep making videos. Thanks so much for making me laugh just before I go to bed at night.
@@carolineluciamichalski2804 and now I've revealed how little I know or care about Pinocchio lol! But thanks for the info, did not know that! Closest I've come to anything Italian is Pizza Hut.
Hahaha, considered that Pizza Hut comes from Kansas and the owner wasn’t even half italian…means that you haven’t come very close to Italy. Pinocchio is a beautiful book. In Europe every kid reads it at least once. Give it a try or give a real pizza that doesn’t come from Wichita a try 😉
I need an entire tree of beefcake Mermen. Holy shit. I love your vibe Matteo-curious, intelligent, utterly disgusted and mildly amused-you crack me up. Thanks for another fun romp in NYC. 😉👌💗
I love love love every time Matteo mentions his criminal past at Michaels. I completely understand. It would never occur to me to steal from nice places like Macy's...but something about useless craft supplies .... 😂 Lol
@@IsabelleAProf I was more thinking of the similar flags. I think the snow and short summers we share affect our character in a similar way You’re also right that a Swede and a Quebecer that aren’t fluent in English sounds the same in English
Maybe we sound alike… I can’t really hear it. Here are some Swedes talking English: Previous prime minister: ruclips.net/video/S087OHdCG8I/видео.html Alexander Skarsgård and Swedish slang: ruclips.net/video/KZBNfn3Qo7I/видео.html How to do a Swedish accent: ruclips.net/video/2T7kvXuytIs/видео.html
Yes, his mother is half Mexican and half Italian. His father is Irish . He said it once before, you would never known because he really is desperate to convey being Italian. My friends father is Japanese and Filipino , the mother is American( mix of Western European of some sort. It would be odd if she was walking around speaking Japanese and forcing the stereotypes but was never born in japan, is as much Filipino as she is japanese, but only talks “Japanese this, and in japan this and walking around in little Tokyo its kind of cringe .” I get being proud , but it’s weird because it comes across contrived and forced. My friend is proud being Japanese/Filipino, just used her as an example .
The tourist group you were following were from Quebec.. You can tell by the flag one of them is holding , and if you listen very closely you can here " Ben oui Ginette, on part bientôt" 🤣
I used to see Matteo around the UES from time to time on the street around 2017-2018. And he does this fuckin purse lipped smirk when he realizes you recognize him, no matter how discreet you try and look at him
Those ornaments are fantastic. This holiday season I plan to sneak similar ones onto random Christmas trees around town. Hopefully places like Chick Fil A & Hobby Lobby will have trees up.
Chicago Italian here and I agree that our Little Italy is lame sauce compared to east coast. Boston’s little Italy blew me away. Grazie for the laughs!
@@arturobandini4078 Can you really blame them though? Whenever I'm abroad I feel like I have to immediately follow "I'm American" up with, "but not like inbred Bible thumping trash American." I went to college in Paris and people were genuinely surprised that I was both American and cultured. I'm like, "Yeah, any parent who has taken their kid to Disneyland, but has never taken them to a major art museum, or The Smithsonian, or whatever, should have their kids taken away from them."
LAST time I was in Little Italy there was a festival going on at night with tons of people and one of the stands had THE MOST GORGEOUS Italian guy working the counter and I must have walked back and forth 20 times just to stare at him. Rice to Riches is TOTALLY worth a stop when you are in Little Italy.
They're both blue with some kind of cross 😆 The irony is that he wears a souvenir tshirt from Magog in some of his RUclips shorts! I love him for that...😊
That was fun. It was like I was there. Cool I can cross it off my bucket list. Thanks Mateo for bringing us along ( if I had enough $ I'd buy u the whole display of gaiety)
This guy! Jo Koy turned me on to him and he's amazing! But I thought he said he was Mexican at another time and I've heard him speak a little bit of German now hearing his Italian🤌I love this guy!!!🧡
LOL I had to pause the video and come down here! I used to work at Michael's too and I am indeed triggered by glitter xD a couple weeks ago, my bf and I were at a thrift store and he put a piece of fall decor in the basket and I was immediately like "no, absolutely not". And when he asked why I pointed out that it had glitter on it and it was going to get everywhere! He quickly saw reason and put it back but it had already gotten glitter on the other things in the cart!
Well a Christmas shop in little italy have a sense if you only think that here in Naples we have an entire street dedicated to the presepes ,and the street is fulled of them during all the year🤷🏻♂️
and of course all of the current celebrities are featured in caricature and busts. Gregorio Armeno is a wonderful place in a truly magical part of an incredible city - apart fromt eh rest of the country!
You can have a relative or your favorite celebrity figure built into a nativity scene. I thought Shaq O’Neil & Margaret Thatcher angels flying around baby Jesus were wild until I saw a Donald Trump wise man! *Gurl I was DONE*
Yassss! I DO want you to become the Cannoli Queen. In fact, I want you to have a whacked-out get-up, like Tina Turner in Tommy, and come out of a swing door kitchen with a hypodermic needle full of cannoli filling.
have you been to the (original, as i'm told) little italy in the bronx? and would LOVE to hear Matteo speak with a 3rd generation Italian American who swears they speak Italian ... the type who cuts off the ends of words
Love your channel and your comedy. You had me lol I'm from Chicago, I know Miss Foozie the image needed to be blond but it does look like her, she's still working can't keep a good queen down.
I’d pretty much watch Matteo do anything. 😅
Same
Same here.
And we are waiting for his onlyfans acct
Or anybody..
ditto!!
Matteo needs his own show on the Travel Channel. He is so hilarious and his stand up is awesome!!
Yes!!!!
He needs his own show. Period.
I’d watch it…but he’s a comedian so someone would be offended 10 minutes into season one episode one🙄and the show would be cancelled 🤦🏻♀️
YEEEEEEES
Like Rick Steve's Europe, but it's Mateo Lane's Mediocre America.
Matteo would make an epic city guide 😂
With his accents, languages and humor he would be fabulous!
Omg imagine him guiding you through a city and always having 'some tea to spill'... That would be such a great thing for him to do: He would make so much money. People would pay him (no matter how much he charges) double the amount just because he knows what he's talking about!
"Not them throwing Audrey Hepburn amongst all the gays" legit made me lol!
I mean, she is a gay icon after all lol.
The whole video was hysterically funny but with that said I almost fell over when you said the northern Italian won’t have blood but his southern Italian will. That summed up the whole peninsula. I enjoy all of your videos and one of these days I’d like to see you in person. You’re a breath of fresh air angst many good comics. Being a game in myself I really understand the well of your humor. Keep up the great work and keep making videos. Thanks so much for making me laugh just before I go to bed at night.
Cares so little about Pinocchio he fucked up Geppetto's name and called him Guiseppe. 🤣
Excuse you, his name is Guiseppe Geppetto. Matteo's clearly on a first name basis.
🤣🤣🤣 Geppetto is the diminutive of Giuseppe and he was also called Polendina by the kids where he lived.
@@carolineluciamichalski2804 and now I've revealed how little I know or care about Pinocchio lol! But thanks for the info, did not know that! Closest I've come to anything Italian is Pizza Hut.
Wrong. The name Geppetto is a Tuscan diminutive of the name Giuseppe (Italian for Joseph).
Hahaha, considered that Pizza Hut comes from Kansas and the owner wasn’t even half italian…means that you haven’t come very close to Italy. Pinocchio is a beautiful book. In Europe every kid reads it at least once. Give it a try or give a real pizza that doesn’t come from Wichita a try 😉
“A southern Italian will definitely have blood on their statue” hahaha you got that right !
I love this, funny with a little spin on it, adds a spice to his humor, man has a true gift, being fabulous and funny.
The entire row of leather fetish merman tree ornaments in a year-round Christmas store in Little Italy is simply awesome.
That’s gay rights
Someone bought one of those for me one year, now I know where he got it! 😂
“Only Italians celebrate violence” 🤣🤣 so wrong, yet so funny.
“If you taka my space, I breaka you face!” *These are facts* 😮😂
please, if you ever get in drag, Cannoli Queen HAS to be your name!
I need an entire tree of beefcake Mermen. Holy shit.
I love your vibe Matteo-curious, intelligent, utterly disgusted and mildly amused-you crack me up. Thanks for another fun romp in NYC. 😉👌💗
They have them on Amazon! My mom said I should start collecting them so she'd have an excuse to see hot guys on the Christmas tree lol
@@tenshikaren Nice, good to know and your mom is right! 😉👌
I love these Mateo complains videos!!
I love love love every time Matteo mentions his criminal past at Michaels.
I completely understand.
It would never occur to me to steal from nice places like Macy's...but something about useless craft supplies .... 😂 Lol
5:34 As a Quebecer, Matteo mistaken them for Swede is fair
because of the strong physical or vocal resemblance😆?
I heard the accents from Lac St-Jean and Stockholm are very similar... (I'm from Montreal, for the record) (edited for typo)
@@IsabelleAProf I was more thinking of the similar flags.
I think the snow and short summers we share affect our character in a similar way
You’re also right that a Swede and a Quebecer that aren’t fluent in English sounds the same in English
@@IsabelleAProf hahah. Im from lac saint-Jean. I think its true, we have that guttural "R" that is very unique in Quebec.
Maybe we sound alike… I can’t really hear it. Here are some Swedes talking English:
Previous prime minister: ruclips.net/video/S087OHdCG8I/видео.html
Alexander Skarsgård and Swedish slang: ruclips.net/video/KZBNfn3Qo7I/видео.html
How to do a Swedish accent: ruclips.net/video/2T7kvXuytIs/видео.html
as a former 4.5 year michaels employee, i can attest my eye doctor and I are both deeply traumatized by glitter.
from 6:35 to 6:48, matteo is walking around saying the food names with his hands in his pocket, juuuuust like my nonno would do 🤣
im impressed by your language skills. you know so many languages and your accent is always on point.
well he is Italian lol
@@wewenang5167: He is American but with a family of Italian immigrants where he learnt the language.
He is a quarter Italian and quarter Mexican. He is as much Italian as he is Mexican. But hides that fact. His father is Irish.
@@matteooliveira1200 really?! I thought he was half Italian and half Mexican
Yes, his mother is half Mexican and half Italian. His father is Irish . He said it once before, you would never known because he really is desperate to convey being Italian. My friends father is Japanese and Filipino , the mother is American( mix of Western European of some sort. It would be odd if she was walking around speaking Japanese and forcing the stereotypes but was never born in japan, is as much Filipino as she is japanese, but only talks “Japanese this, and in japan this and walking around in little Tokyo its kind of cringe .” I get being proud , but it’s weird because it comes across contrived and forced. My friend is proud being Japanese/Filipino, just used her as an example .
Matteo: 2 scoops of gelato, i gotta go to gym
Me: 2 scoops of gelato, i'm having this again after dinner
🤣
The tourist group you were following were from Quebec.. You can tell by the flag one of them is holding , and if you listen very closely you can here " Ben oui Ginette, on part bientôt" 🤣
Flag, sloppy French, both excited to be there AND can't wait to leave. That's us.
They need to make a Matteo Mermaid ornament holding a bottle of K!
The christmas store really needs to start stocking THOSE rupaul christmas ornaments
Thank you for always bringing some laughter into my world.
Matteo you need to have your own podcast.
I think he does
Check out _Inside the Closet_ with him and Emma Willmann! It's hilarious 😂😂
I love Matteo. He just saying whatever he wants to with little humor. I love when he saw the gay ornaments lol 😂 they must be on K or G 👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️
Thank god, more Matteo content. I already binged the rest.
This was such a fun look at Little Italy actually!
Little Italy is so cleaned up!! Used to live there about 15 years ago
I wish I had Matteo's lung capacity he never stops for a breath. I love his channel I always smile from begining to end .
OMG, the Foozie deep cuts. Miss Foozie is still working!
I used to see Matteo around the UES from time to time on the street around 2017-2018. And he does this fuckin purse lipped smirk when he realizes you recognize him, no matter how discreet you try and look at him
Those ornaments are fantastic. This holiday season I plan to sneak similar ones onto random Christmas trees around town. Hopefully places like Chick Fil A & Hobby Lobby will have trees up.
Why waste your time and money?
Hands down the funniest travel show I’ve ever watched. 🌈 More more!
"I wanna see a dual between all the cannoli kings" 😆
I was just in NY and missed little Italy, thanks for showing it.
Omg those ornaments
I'm dead
“Everything from Neapolitan nativity sets to gay circuit party tree ornaments” _they really do have it all!_
Enjoyed your tour of Little Italy, and will add this to my next visit to NYC, especially for that Christmas store and the dozens? of CANNOLI KINGS!!👑
😅😅😅"That one retail worker looking overwhelmed!" I spit my coffee out, that was so funny!😂😂
Chicago Italian here and I agree that our Little Italy is lame sauce compared to east coast. Boston’s little Italy blew me away. Grazie for the laughs!
this is amazing! loved the tour specially that last store. Now I want a Matteo Visits Arthur Avenue video!
I feel like Little Italy exists so that incredibly provincial Americans can feel like they're eating "foreign food."
Most Americans claim to be “foreign” anyway since their great, great, great grandfather’s uncle’s sister was from Ireland, or Italy, or wherever.
@@arturobandini4078 Can you really blame them though? Whenever I'm abroad I feel like I have to immediately follow "I'm American" up with, "but not like inbred Bible thumping trash American."
I went to college in Paris and people were genuinely surprised that I was both American and cultured. I'm like, "Yeah, any parent who has taken their kid to Disneyland, but has never taken them to a major art museum, or The Smithsonian, or whatever, should have their kids taken away from them."
@@Bunny-ch2ul because the US embraces being anti-intellectual and refined while at the same time encouraging diversity and inclusivity. It is strange.
Lmao he is right about chicagos little Italy
LAST time I was in Little Italy there was a festival going on at night with tons of people and one of the stands had THE MOST GORGEOUS Italian guy working the counter and I must have walked back and forth 20 times just to stare at him. Rice to Riches is TOTALLY worth a stop when you are in Little Italy.
Armssss!! 🤩🤩
It wasn't about the candied almonds it was about the ceramic trinket box they came in at weddings AND YOU KNOW IT
We had just pastel mesh bags filled with those
@@eda5927 my family is extra for no reason
@@villaintina5522 to be honest they are great entertainment for when you don't want to talk with the family members
I swear my family had some of those petrified in their china cabinets dated back to the 1950s!
Love the dad shorts🤣 but that’s okay I’m currently in Skechers 🤣🤦🏼♂️🤣
Matteo wears them dad shorts well! 😉
@@jeffpetrie7744 Matteo wears everything well… he probably wears nothing well too.😏
Go back and get those gay christmas ornaments!!!
The only thing that I don’t like about this video is that 8 minutes is too short. It should have at least 2 hours!
Right! I could’ve watched a whole special of this alone
(5:35) Matteo is handsome and funny ... but doesn't know the Flag of Quebec so he's relatable.
They're both blue with some kind of cross 😆 The irony is that he wears a souvenir tshirt from Magog in some of his RUclips shorts! I love him for that...😊
Im so glad I found your channel, Matteo! You are so damn cute AND fucking funny!!!! You make my day.
That was fun. It was like I was there. Cool I can cross it off my bucket list. Thanks Mateo for bringing us along ( if I had enough $ I'd buy u the whole display of gaiety)
Love your videos 👏👏👏
4:30 **waves while emptying RV into storm drain** "Shitter's full!" LOL!
Can confirmed, ex Michaels employees get triggered by glitter and the smell of cinnamon
This give me life! It’s like a Coco Peru video!
I love that Last scene with the mafia style Last supper painting
The blood on southern Mary & Jesus statue 😂😂😂👍🏼 amazing
Love how talks about how great Little Italy is with an Italian themed smoke shop behind him😂
The shade he threw on Chicago's Little Italy is totally fair haha my favorite Italian spot is Club Lucky in Bucktown
The yasification of Christmas continues. And now I know this year's tree theme.
I need these videos to be longer please!
Matteo is literally my fav comedian and that's not just cause we share the same first name.
We need a video of Matteo and Nick decorating a room for Christmas
I love this guy so much
Looking at the merman ornaments like, "BE STILL, MY HEART!!!"
Hottest gay guy on RUclips (except for maybe Amp & Kristopher)
Also I ❤️the idea of a gay Xmas tree 😂
I want to hang out with Matteo! He's so much fun! 😍
He’s so great! 💜
Please come to Leeds, UK someday! I would love your commentary on our little Yorkshire City.
This guy! Jo Koy turned me on to him and he's amazing! But I thought he said he was Mexican at another time and I've heard him speak a little bit of German now hearing his Italian🤌I love this guy!!!🧡
Love the circuit section of the Christmas store too 😂
I need to know where to order those Circuit Party Christmas ornaments!!!! Lol
You need to make more of these tours / roasts
Subscribed! This makes me laugh so hard.
LOL I had to pause the video and come down here! I used to work at Michael's too and I am indeed triggered by glitter xD a couple weeks ago, my bf and I were at a thrift store and he put a piece of fall decor in the basket and I was immediately like "no, absolutely not". And when he asked why I pointed out that it had glitter on it and it was going to get everywhere! He quickly saw reason and put it back but it had already gotten glitter on the other things in the cart!
Omg....so funny..Love you Matteo! Cant wait to see you in Pittsburgh!!
Was interesting to watch! You`re always funny! Thanks for sharing Matteo! Ciao!
Watching Matteo eat gelato and flex his bicep? Sounds good to me
I need more videos from you!!
Well a Christmas shop in little italy have a sense if you only think that here in Naples we have an entire street dedicated to the presepes ,and the street is fulled of them during all the year🤷🏻♂️
and of course all of the current celebrities are featured in caricature and busts. Gregorio Armeno is a wonderful place in a truly magical part of an incredible city - apart fromt eh rest of the country!
You can have a relative or your favorite celebrity figure built into a nativity scene. I thought Shaq O’Neil & Margaret Thatcher angels flying around baby Jesus were wild until I saw a Donald Trump wise man! *Gurl I was DONE*
Sits on his face and says LIE to me! LIE to me! Lie Lie Lie... hahaha
Gay Italian circuit party Christmas decorations. Mwa! 😘🤌
“Ooooooh a transexual flag, how progressive!” 😂😂😂
Love this man...........
Yassss! I DO want you to become the Cannoli Queen. In fact, I want you to have a whacked-out get-up, like Tina Turner in Tommy, and come out of a swing door kitchen with a hypodermic needle full of cannoli filling.
Omg you are awesome love your humor and your recipes 😍 ❤️.
I too gasped in excitement about those mermaid ornaments
Love the hashtags on this video 😂
Man, I was born and raised in sardegna Italy, and your Italian is better than mine lol. You’re awesome X0
This is so good!!!!
after watching this video and your shorts, gotta say that you're one of my favorite stand ups 😂
have you been to the (original, as i'm told) little italy in the bronx? and would LOVE to hear Matteo speak with a 3rd generation Italian American who swears they speak Italian ... the type who cuts off the ends of words
Christmas Prince is THE BEST! 😂❤️😂
Who else didn’t know they needed Mateo in your lives. If I come to Manhattan to visit my family I want a tour
Every comment made me laugh hysterically😂
Love your channel and your comedy. You had me lol I'm from Chicago, I know Miss Foozie the image needed to be blond but it does look like her, she's still working can't keep a good queen down.
I love the shoutout to Miss Foozy! I miss her.
I want every single one of those gay Christmas decorations
5:30 Quebec!
As a Mexican who's never been to Little Italy, I would be thrilled to have Matteo be my tour guide 😂
Eminently enjoyable!!!