Matteo Lane Goes To Starbucks In Italy With Francesco De Carlo
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"You know what's strange? There's no smell of coffee. I don't smell coffee." Nothing is more funny than real life. Love Francesco!
There is something in that very sincere laughter of Matteo that tells me he is using that as a joke in his shows
I had to stop the video on that one, I was laughing so hard! 😂
I thought he said cock, I need help 😭😂
Which is weird because i have never been to a Starbucks that didn’t smell of burnt coffee beans.
The guy behind them reaction 😂
9:01 “I don’t know if I like it… I don’t know what I’m drinking - or, eating?”
Glad to see you got the authentic Starbucks experience.
9:30 As a lesbian who always orders oat milk and espresso, I understand Matteo's justification perfectly lmao
It's really hard to explain how something is just inherently gay to straight people, and oat milk with espresso is one of those things.
@@miss_elaineous_ At least some of us want to learn and understand these things.
In this case, is it a health conscious thing or an environmental/animal rights thing ...? Or is it just a trend?
I order chai with oatmilk
Now that I think about it, I became obsessed with oat milk and espresso right in the same time frame that I came out as a lesbian 😂
@@Vxjx15 Okay, now I'm _dying_ for an explanation! 🤣
I am actually italian and living abroad, and I came to like Starbucks.
The important part is you don't have to consider it coffee, but just a place where to get beverages, and some of them are coffee flavoured
Btw the italian starbucks have the exclusive coffees with olive oil, one of them is actually ok-ish and one is terribly awful
And Italian Venti cafe latte has one more shot of espresso than American ones. I - an American tourist ordered one with an extra shot like I always do- had the only jitter next to the Duomo
Anch'io 💙
They have olive oil option in drinks at U.S. Starbucks now. Its called the Oleato line of drinks.
It actually is good.
@@danmur2797 i heard they were planning on extending to some foreign starbucks, guess they did it in the end
They hated it so much, they drank almost the whole thing.
They did it for the video lol.
Well it pure sugar and they paid for it. What do you want them to do, throw them away?😅
Fake happiness... that's a perfect description. I'm writing that down.
Francesco was adorable this entire video
The cutest snd most accurate review 😂😂
Another too funny video! Just loved it! And you two seriously look like magazine covers...omfg! Exactly what magazine remains a random proposal... I'm thinking everything would be a good fit! 🤣🤣
Matteo just wanted to get his lips on Francesco’s straw.😂😂
me only watching this video to see what merch they have LOL
For some reason it saddens me to know that there's now Starbucks in Rome. I'll chalk it up to tourists and kids wanting to be trendy.
Btw, it seems that Matteo has been really hitting the gym lately. Sun's out, guns out!
Mateo Mateo Lane funniest guy on RUclips
Thanks to Starbucks for sponsoring this video!
As a Minnesotan, please (and I can’t stress this enough) go to Caribou Coffee instead of Starbucks.
I live in Rome and I had no idea there's a Starbucks :o but I know I wanna meet Matteo and Francesco.
We don't need Starbucks in Italy!
My friend once said "Would anyone really go to Starbucks if they didn't sell milkshakes?"
Wouldn't it be ironic if Starbucks invite Matteo to promote their coffee in an ad
Fact Francesco! No smell of coffee in a coffee shop is such a big 🚩
Also big facts: How is the things related.
Thank goodness, here in Uk Starbucks started to disappear. Maybe just my area
In 2007, I discovered a Starbucks in the Plaka area of Athens. The barista told me never to order the Greek coffee there because it was trash. I stuck to traditional Starbucks drinks instead. After all, there are a million places to get Greek coffee in Athens; the only reason I went to Starbucks in Athens was for the wi-fi.
I have never been to Starbucks and I never will. I don't get why people want to pay that much for a tiny amount of coffee and a bunch of different types of sugar
You're buying it for the caffeine and, also, you can have it black. You don't need to put milks or sugars in it at all.
I love how Matteo went from speaking Italian to the barista then asking for a “iced oat milk latte” in the gayest voice ever 😭 I love him
“it’s not coffee, it’s not ice cream, it’s fake happiness” 🤣🤣
NY Starbucks is where you kill time and change your clothes between auditions.
Ooo, good to know!!!
Or steal tp. And just sit the hell down in crappy weather.
Nice to see another dancer here lol
Ahhhhh that's spot on we are living the same life I'm ded 😅☠️
Change clothes because of sweating or maybe shitting yourself?
I love seeing Matteo with Francesco... so hilarious 😂😂
🤌 what is this...Fappuccino?
There's food involved here?!? 😂 You know what's strange? I don't smell coffee...
"Where can people find you Francesco?" Graveyard or hospital 😂😂
As someone with an Italian father, I commend you on your use of the hand emoji as the _universal Italian gesture_ in your post! 👌👍😂🤣
@@LillyTheLonelySock it's the only way 😄
“am i drinking or eating”
@@ToughLuckHaze"you have to come [for dinner] Francesco, it's my last night..."
"Well, it's my last night too..."
😂😂 hopefully he wasn't injured too badly by the Frappuccino
cringe and ridiculous
Francesco trying desperately to be positive about this is the funniest part
"I smell croissants, I smell depression, but I don't smell coffee."
GOD, I LOVE YOU MATTEO. I cannot wait to see you in Boston in November.
As a Minnesotan, I’m offended Matteo is visiting Starbucks instead of our own personal shitty coffee franchise…Caribou Coffee.
Caribou is actually better
@@juliagarb Yessss. They are finally reopening again in Ohio.
it is better, but would i trust them to protect matteo lane? i dunno, i think caribou might be a little more conservative than starbucks, especially if he went to like apple valley or maple grove or wherever? i havent been back in 10 years, are those still rurally suburbs lol? the places with the mills fleet farms. Like if you see a mills fleet farm, Matteo, turn the FUCK AROUND
Discussing if Caribou is better than Starbucks is like deciding if The Pussycat Dolls or Danity Kane were better
This is why I love Matteo! I’m going to go watch the Olive Garden one again🤗🤣🤣
A perfect double feature!
When he and Nick were under attack?
That vid was epic
The Olive Garden was much funnier than this. This is not one of my favorite Matteo videos.
I've wayched that video twice already & sure I'll keep going back for more. It lives rent free in my brain forever now.
My other option is a hate crime" - When I tell you I left this earth.💀
“I think I’m too old for this shit” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Starbucks in Italy is the highest form of Blasphemy 🤘😈
It just seems like a sin to order Starbucks in Rome! When I was in Italy, I couldn’t wait every morning to go to the Bar and order a cappuccino or an espresso or both or two of each. The Italians knew I was American and would laugh, but I didn’t care. It was so amazing. And the gelato, don’t get me started.❤
You ordered espresso and cappuccino TOGETHER? MULTIPLE TIMES? Is your heart ok? Do we have to worry?
@@vanessavidotto6856😂
Damn Matteo, you got a license to carry those ?!? 🔥🔥
That Starbucks will do well for the same reason all Starbucks do well. White girls in their 20's. You were surrounded by their prime costumers 🤣
Those girls in front on line are dressed like it’s the early 90’s!! I knew I should have kept all of my overalls🙃
They've come back around again as "fashion".
I don't know if this comment's been made already, but i need a series with Matteo and Francesco visiting chain restaurants in other countries and roasting them, ASAP!
Hilarious! Former CEO of Starbucks, Howard Schultz has often said that his concept for Starbucks originated from his early trips to Italy and experiencing cafes there.
And he adapted to American taste....its OK. I like my coffee with 2 or 3 shots of ristretto & almond milk... but I drink this at home. When in Italy a simple doppio macchiatto is perfection
Howard Schultz is a monster who is anti-union and abuses his employees. He’s a horrible boss.
Schultz: It's like Italy BUT WITH SUGAR they'll love it
Schultz must have had a very horrible caffè experience in Italy. Maybe was not Italy at all! 😂
Francesco should have more gigs around the world, i've watched some of his shows in London, in english and he was great. Matteo help him !!
I can't believe they have Starbucks in the center of Rome. 😅 Maybe it's the only place where you can have a cappuccino after 11am or even after a dinner? Francesco drinking Frappuccino is just hilarious. 😆
It's an American chain. Non American people just love American chains. Look at what's happened to Kuwait. They brought American fast food for the US soldiers stationed there, but it made Kuwait one of the top in the world for obesity. They studied why and the main reason is "Anything American is popular here." Go anywhere in the world and Americana is popular from movies/tv to clothes to food to words.
@@IDiggPattyMayonnaise Yeah exactly its a fad with young Europeans they want to try American things and at some ages it is 'cool' to be doing these things
I would've died if they would've called you "Potato"
I love how “è un caso?” turned into “is this a case?” 😅 what he meant to say is “is this a coincidence”, just a little FYI for all you non Italians out there haha ❤
At what time stamp?
@@aydeesoto8425 1:25
I tried ordering a frappuccino without sugar once in a Starbucks. That is when the barista's brain malfunctioned. For all I know she is still frozen behind that register ...
the barista equivalent of a Windows blue screen 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way that he was full of life in the beginning then quickly transitioned into someone that looks very nauseous is fucking sending me💀💀💀🤣🤣 I’ve never seen someone down a frap that fast lmfaoooooo
He just wanted to get it over w/asap lol.
Take him to Olive Garden!!! 🤣🤣🤣
How did Matteo know that I use Starbucks as therapy! LOL
Post Frap Regret..
When the barista didn't expect Francesco to be an Italian ordering in a Starbucks.
I bet the baristas that work there are t even native Italian 💀😂
This was awesome! I was in Rome last October and just after we landed we went for coffee. One of my travel companions tried to order a mocha. She got a cup of hot chocolate with a shot of espresso. I laughed almost as hard at that as I laughed during this video.
That is what a mocha is! 🤣
I'm confused.. A mocha is hot chocolate and coffee.. Why did you laugh?
they got the correct drink. that's exactly what it is.
Okay guys, I looked it up because this also confused me. A Starbucks mocha apparently consists of: chocolate sauce in the bottom of the cup, an espresso on top of that, foamed milk on top of that until the cup is almost full, then fill the rest up with whip cream and sprinkles.
Sorry but Starbucks isn't coffee, it's milky sugary liquid. Poor Italy 🇮🇹 they are being insulted, they have good local coffee !!!
I love how everyone from NYC tells everyone else where they are from "in New York I always order blah... blah... blah..." :D and it's not just Mateo :D EVERY new yorker I've met does that, usually in the first 30 seconds of meeting them
And his guns make me so thirsty! :O
Starbucks sells sugar, not coffee lol
Francesco wanting to frantically finish the frappucino without knowing means the starbucks sugar rush got to him
Matteo's biceps are looking strong.
Matteo looks good. 😍 those arms 💪🏻🔥🔥
That moment when Matteo was like "I feel like we're about to enter a haunted house." I could just imagine somebody dressed as the Starbucks mermaid with white face and green outlines popping out of the store and them going "Ahh!"
(Well, I would be "Ahh!" Those two would probably just be like "Girl, where did you get that outfit? You know it doesn't smell like coffee in here?"
Starbucks in Rome is 100%for the American tourists. It’s for the American tourists who were bold enough to travel, but too afraid to try new foods. As an American I know there is a level of comfort/familiarity that many people need even when they travel.
Starbucks is consistent because all of it is burned lol
It's like therapy for white woman. Truer words, Matteo, truer words. *as I (a white woman) sip my Java chip frap*. Thank you for getting it. Also, you're right. It's not that Starbucks is good necessarily, it's that if you live in the middle of nowhere, it's the best option around.
I love the Starbucks' confidence in branching in the place where coffee and croissant are heavily critiqued.
ahahhahahahaha
What a shame. I remember years ago when Italy said they would never allow Starbucks there.
Only Matteo can make queuing for Starbucks entertaining.
These remind me of Conan's remotes in every good way
WTF are Italians doing at a Starbucks. They have proper coffee and Starbucks is now all the rave? I guess the world truly is coming to an end… 😔
Years ago I was in Barnes & Noble Carle Place, NY and the Starbucks employees were handing out cinnamon dolce latte samples. First time I ever had it, and I was hooked for years. I'm over it now. Thanks for the memories!
Is that the one next door to where the Tower records was?
@@kaydaw24 Yes!
"I smell depression...." LOL!
"It's a hospital"🤣🤣 that is such an apt description
Oh my god if Starbucks in Italy isn't the most American ugh. As one from the state where it originated, I'm sorry. It was real coffee and a cafe decades ago, kids weren't welcome.
Yes! I got Starbucks in Turino in May, waiting at their huge train station. They also made it with olive oil, I loved it. Francesco ❤ brilliant. “There’s no smell of coffee…”
"This is my last night too" I died
As a Starbucks barista, Matteo saying "Starbucks is also hospital, honestly... or it's trying to look like one." Is the funniest shit I've ever heard.
AFTER the 12:00 mark for those of you who use CC like I do because I'm partially deaf in both ears ...It has Matteo saying STARFUKS which IS probably what he felt like! Teehee!
I just want a show of Matteo as a tour guide. And to be on one of his tours.
Me too! He’d be good at it. I swear he is the Jack of all trades.
I can be a mermaid S L U T 👐
"because my other options is a hate crime" 😂
Damn Mateo looking buff. Good work man, I'd love to swap arms with you. Haha. You can have my hair too, you know as a spare batch lol
Loved this video! PS James Hoffman did a great review of the oleato coffees (coffees with olive oil) at Starbucks in Italy (he went to one in Milan) but has apparently since removed it as he doesn't want to support Starbucks when it's not supporting its workers (illegal union-busting and beyond). All revenue from that video has been donated to Starbucks Workers United.
I love how international he is. Very charismatic man.
In the middle of Minnesota you go to Caribou Coffee. Not Starbucks!
-Caribou Barista
Whenver Matteo makes a "white women" joke, I start laughing cause omg this is like totally real but then I remember... I AM a white woman! :/
(never been to Starbucks, tho... phew)
The best part is Europeans get confused when you say white woman because we identify so strongly by our nationality first 😂 "what white woman? From which country??"
OMG "fake happiness" I fricken love it and am totally using that.
I don’t drink coffee but I want to go to a Starbucks and order a cup of fake happiness 🤣🤣
Francesco ormai è diventato londinese e si scorda le parole in italiano 😂 01:50 Si dice FRAPPÈ in italiano. (Il frullato è quello con la frutta. Il frappè è quello col gelato).
C’è poi la crema di caffè ❤
Whyyyyy are people waiting in line for Starbucks in ITALY?!? 😭😭😭
So sad 😂
Next they will be in an Olive Garden ordering Fettuccine Alfredo!!!
Because Americans first they export their taste then they do tourism without the risk of not finding their watery coffee that tastes like a sock, their hamburger, their mac&cheese (aiuto!🤢)....
Was he ok?! He slammed that thing 😂 that’s so much sugar consumed in so little time…no wonder he looked like he wanted to go to the hospital lmao
It was impossible for me to not smile/chuckle through this whole video! So good. (i kept waiting for the sugar rush to hit him and when it did i felt legit bad for him. he was not prepared for that ; ) Thank god its located right next to a pharmacy 😂
Awwww Matteo's boyfriend in the corner at 6:20 so cute!
if I'm in Italy, why the hell would I go to Starbucks?
It's called irony . . . .
Drinking coffee with a straw should be against the law.
The experiences of animals are real and matter. Their suffering is identical in nature to your own. It harms us when we take pleasure in cruelty and violence.
😂😂Starbucks Frappuccino means Fake happiness
Not coffee, not ice cream, it's fake happiness 😂
I think what Francesco was experiencing when he could not stop consuming his caramel frappuccino was a *sugar high* . Sorry Francesco, now you're screwed -- that sugar-monkey is firmly clinging to your back. You might need to go to rehab. A visit to your Nonna fir Sunday dinner might work as effectively
Tuve la misma reacción que el 😂😂 También no me sentí bien, creo por tanta azúcar 😢😂😂 Nunca más
Trying to get a cup of coffee at a Starbucks after 10:00 a.m. is nearly impossible. The "barista" will look at you with attitude and offer to do a pour over. Ironically, Starbucks cannot make a decent pour over. I used to spend hundreds of dollars yearly at Starbucks, now I doubt if I spend $50.
You'd think Starbucks would have learnt after their failure in Australia which has had Italian-style coffee for several generations. In their few remaining outlets, the only customers seem to be Asian students and tourists fixated on the Starbucks (and KFC!!) brands.
Francesco reminds me of an Italian Pete Davidson 😂
He's funnier than Pete Davidson 😅
"I'm really excited for you to get this Frappuccino. I think you're really gonna hate it."
Matteo punking his friends, Vol. 523.