The introvert in me is seeing Matteo's casually talking in a full crowded place like a super power. Add to that talking about them in front of them, that's amazing.
Well, if you watching this alone, he only talks to 2 people the cameraman and you, everyone else around him is in his own little bubble and does not care what he has to say ( at the monent ). I know it´s easier said than done, but you are the person that cares the most what others might think about what you say /said. Same goes for child´s/babys nobody really cares about your crotchgoblin as much as you do. Just don´t try to think so much about what others might think about you, most of them you will never see again in your life.
I know it reminded me of the SNL Titanic skit where Bowen Yang says as the iceberg..."I'm sorry to the Titanic, which is insane...because you ran into me!" lol
Mateo found an excuse to get out of his apartment and moan about fresh lemonade or Cannoli King. This is the content never thought we all deserved. Icon
Lol Matteo is freaking awesome!! He almost makes me want to test how gay I am lmaoo jkjk I really do love this mans tho, not only one of my favorite/flavored comics, but he also makes ordinary life seem so much more exciting. I'm from a small town, so I see the farmers market stuff a lot but honestly Matteo you make me wanna go to them more
I think these walks Matteo goes on have started to grow on me. I'm obsessed. The humour, the general commentary, the Italian facts and what things are seen as blasphemous.... Never change Matteo. Never change.
the way that he happily throw himself into the fair and then gradually turn the feeling to 'walking into the valley of shadow and death' is so relatable
The “spiral sausages” are “parsley & cheese” and are DELISH. However ANY sausage & pepper (and zeppoli with powdered sugar) consumed at San Gennaro are stunning. You disparaged those 3-layer “rainbow” (marzipan) cookies, I’m destroyed! 😒🤣
Matteo I never comment on videos, but two things: your hair is amazing, you do not need any random passerby's hair. You're golden. And second, that Chris was able to keep any camera so steady in the crowd of carb-and-pina-colada-drunk New Yorkers is frankly Emmy-worthy.
I found you through comedy clips, and I loved you, but this video made me love you even more. I'm an argentinean learning Italian, and I love hearing you speak Italian, and learning that you also know Spanish was a gag, you're great
Hey Mateo! My wife was Italian and I have two daughters that are half Italian. She passed and now I'm married to a great guy!! Go figure. But I relate to all the Italian parts of your heritage! Love your trip to San Genero fair!! Their grandparents has all the characteristics of your Nono. Oh and every time we visited them they wanted to us furniture and pictures from their house..LOL luv you man and keep up the fantastic posts Mateo!!!
Need all those magnets! My aunt's fridge was PACKED with those. I would rearrange them when I was there so they made sense. I mean obviously the nylon baby face goes in the garden section, not with the tiny toaster - duh.
Last fall we traveled true Italy and Sicily. Cefalù was so lovely. We loved Sicily. I'm in a electric wheelchair because I'm ill and got a flat tire in the center of Palermo. And in no time the guys that drive Tuc Tuc cars to show the tourist around, helped us repair the tire, told us were to eat and what to avoid. We saw real Italy and the food...omg 😋. It was the best time of our lives. We love Italy. Lots of love from the Netherlands, Daniëlle 🇱🇺🙋
Most of the time when native English speakers switch to other languages to talk to non-native speakers it’s pretentious and cringe af, but not at all when Mateo does it. Genuinely enjoyed this video. Thank you!
Matteo is fun, quick, smart, funny, entertaining, and a joy to watch. Im not sure how his video ended up in my feed but im a now fan and I want more. Sending love from Los Angeles 💛💜
Discovered Matteo Lane over a week ago and I love when he roasts places, it's great,😂Also the amount of confidence he has is AWESOME and I just love his videos. ALSO hello fellow Spanish speaker! (Wish i could speak Italian tho, as well)
I love how Matteo is at an Italian Festival being accosted by the most Mexican drink ever.... PIÑA COLADA!!! I want a Strawberry Margarita real bad now.
Me: *slightly inconveniencing someone" Them: "I'm sorry" Me: "You're fine" It's my go to. It was my fault, but you apologized, so I'll forgive you. LOL.
@2:00 Tomatoes and potatoes are from Central and South America, to be specific. Also, pasta is just modified Asian noodles, as Italians didn't originate that either (but don't tell them). AND coffee is from Africa (Ethiopia, mostly). Basically, everything Italians think they invented is from somewhere else. 🤷🏽♀
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The introvert in me is seeing Matteo's casually talking in a full crowded place like a super power. Add to that talking about them in front of them, that's amazing.
I feel the same way!
Nobody's listening. So see your I trovery is just on your head. Get out. Laugh, talk with pe. Laugh at people
I love to watch people do dumb shit!!!!
Haha. Yeah
I think working out 🏋🏻♂️ gives your confidence.
Well, if you watching this alone, he only talks to 2 people the cameraman and you, everyone else around him is in his own little bubble and does not care what he has to say ( at the monent ). I know it´s easier said than done, but you are the person that cares the most what others might think about what you say /said. Same goes for child´s/babys nobody really cares about your crotchgoblin as much as you do. Just don´t try to think so much about what others might think about you, most of them you will never see again in your life.
Hes a real New Yorker
I love that you walk into someone backwards, they apologize and your response is “your fine”
😂
I caught that too.
i know i was like wait is that normal to say?? lol
Parting a crowd like the Red Sea 👑
I know it reminded me of the SNL Titanic skit where Bowen Yang says as the iceberg..."I'm sorry to the Titanic, which is insane...because you ran into me!" lol
This is giving me "forever single, angry with the world, Italian aunt in her late 50's who takes care of her old parents and lives with them" energy!
I never thought I needed an Italian boyfriend talking to me in spanish until now. Looool cutest accent ever.
I can talk spanish which a strong german accent to you if that's doing it 🤣
I’d take either of these options out 😂🖤
I thought his Spanish was going to be better cause he already speaks Italiano.
@@hernalexito I speak Spanish and my Italian is atrocious 😂
@@hernalexito oh a criticizing gay guy, that's refreshing 😉
3:20 the old lady agreeing with Matteo about the people who like dippin dots was 👌
I was looking for this post. That was a cute moment.
Yeah me too, there is a similar one I love that was a space clone that is way better. I never get it when other options are out there.
Let’s just be honest, Mateo wanted to go to this fair, he used the video as an excuse
Are you insinuating that wanting to go to this festival is a bad thing?!?!?! LOL
Your Spanish is amazing!! You are a little walking comedic genius with all the style and funk we all desire to have!
@@dorothygale1104 It doesn’t sound like they were insinuating anything.
well, duh!
Exactly 💯 and he also prances around like a trained monkey but feigned annoyance when he was recognized. What a little b*tch
the fact that the only person with his identity blurred was the one dude trying to show off for the video is so hilariously petty, love that
I love these videos. Never get tired of Matteo roasting locations. 😂
Mateo found an excuse to get out of his apartment and moan about fresh lemonade or Cannoli King. This is the content never thought we all deserved. Icon
Don't forget the pina colada!!
Lol Matteo is freaking awesome!! He almost makes me want to test how gay I am lmaoo jkjk I really do love this mans tho, not only one of my favorite/flavored comics, but he also makes ordinary life seem so much more exciting. I'm from a small town, so I see the farmers market stuff a lot but honestly Matteo you make me wanna go to them more
"I've never seen a sadder bear and I've been to bear pride" 😆
He just sneaks these little gems in there like it's the easiest thing in the world, right? 😆
I think these walks Matteo goes on have started to grow on me. I'm obsessed. The humour, the general commentary, the Italian facts and what things are seen as blasphemous....
Never change Matteo. Never change.
Can someone give this man a show where him and Nick go into different places?
the way that he happily throw himself into the fair and then gradually turn the feeling to 'walking into the valley of shadow and death' is so relatable
And so predictable.
2:26 Chris was caught lackin’ 😭
The level of shade thrown in this is INSANE 😂😂😂
Matteo is your neighbourhood nonna who is unimpressed at everything
I like how Matteo says he likes seeing so many grey shorts and then it cuts to a closeup of sausage
The “spiral sausages” are “parsley & cheese” and are DELISH. However ANY sausage & pepper (and zeppoli with powdered sugar) consumed at San Gennaro are stunning. You disparaged those 3-layer “rainbow” (marzipan) cookies, I’m destroyed!
😒🤣
I love how unabashedly savage Matteo is in front of literally hundreds of people
Matteo I never comment on videos, but two things: your hair is amazing, you do not need any random passerby's hair. You're golden. And second, that Chris was able to keep any camera so steady in the crowd of carb-and-pina-colada-drunk New Yorkers is frankly Emmy-worthy.
The guy at end waving & was totally blurred out...LOL
I love how Matteo sounds straight when he speaks Spanish
I found you through comedy clips, and I loved you, but this video made me love you even more.
I'm an argentinean learning Italian, and I love hearing you speak Italian, and learning that you also know Spanish was a gag, you're great
This was exhausting to watch 🤣
"there are some weird people here including myself" got me lool
2:27 the timing was impeccable 😂
Who made that slapping sound! Lol!
@@patricialdv5220 He did when he said "Whoo" he clapped just in time
I thought that lady smacked her own butt😂😅
I came to the comments specifically to see if anyone caught it. I WAS NOTTTT DISAPPOINTED
The woman agreeing with you 💀😂😂😂😂
I found my new favorite channel. Love you, Matteo!
"Maybe don't smoke when there are a thousand people around you."
Yes!
I went to San Gennaro last year, it’s the kind of thing you do once and you think ‘I don’t need to do this again’.
Agreed James. I’ve lived in Las Vegas for 18 years and been to the SGF twice; the second time simply because we had friends visiting from out of town.
Hey Mateo! My wife was Italian and I have two daughters that are half Italian. She passed and now I'm married to a great guy!! Go figure. But I relate to all the Italian parts of your heritage! Love your trip to San Genero fair!! Their grandparents has all the characteristics of your Nono. Oh and every time we visited them they wanted to us furniture and pictures from their house..LOL luv you man and keep up the fantastic posts Mateo!!!
Need all those magnets! My aunt's fridge was PACKED with those. I would rearrange them when I was there so they made sense. I mean obviously the nylon baby face goes in the garden section, not with the tiny toaster - duh.
duh lol.
I’ve never seen a sadder bear and I’ve been to bear pride. Omg 😂
'I'm sorry.'
'You're fine.'
I don't know why but that killed me 🤣
That pokemon just fainted 😂😂😂
I was ecstatic to see the Italian-accent Spanish come back. Love!
DIRTY PIKACHU 😂😂😂 Sounds like a drink lol
I'll never get over that dirty Pikachu 🤣
matteo looks so mature. love the silver fox look he’s going to have the fashion twinks after him in droves.
You actually looked annoyed that that lady followed you hahahahaahana
Right? But why? It was such an awkward interaction... made me think twice about seeing him in person.
Nothing says “Italy!” quite like Usher’s “Yeah!” blaring over a thousand food stands. 🤷🏻♂️
On 2 separate occasions no less. 😂
Picture it: New York, 2022... a beautiful young peasant girl visits the San Gennaro festival...
(I'm sorry.)
Last fall we traveled true Italy and Sicily. Cefalù was so lovely. We loved Sicily. I'm in a electric wheelchair because I'm ill and got a flat tire in the center of Palermo. And in no time the guys that drive Tuc Tuc cars to show the tourist around, helped us repair the tire, told us were to eat and what to avoid. We saw real Italy and the food...omg 😋. It was the best time of our lives. We love Italy.
Lots of love from the Netherlands, Daniëlle 🇱🇺🙋
"MORE free lemonade"
Loooved the Jiminy Glick reference!
I love u made the decision to blur the guy who obv didnt want to be in the video! Also the shade is so on poooint👌🏼👌🏼
Thanks for the tour Matteo...one thing I didn't know was how Italian Usher is. LOL!!!
Love all these old Usher songs playing - directly thrown back to my childhood 😂 and even then the song was already 5 years old 🤣
I can't wait until the new Game of Thrones spinoff, War of the Five Cannoli Kings.
Most of the time when native English speakers switch to other languages to talk to non-native speakers it’s pretentious and cringe af, but not at all when Mateo does it. Genuinely enjoyed this video. Thank you!
Matteo is fun, quick, smart, funny, entertaining, and a joy to watch. Im not sure how his video ended up in my feed but im a now fan and I want more. Sending love from Los Angeles 💛💜
This video is so good!!! You’d be so good at travel vlogs
I'm shocked, the way he never shuts up is Insane! Love it.
I seriously thought he was going to break into a hot Tarantella on the hood of a car when that band started playing! 😂
I am 100% here for a Jiminy Glick reference.
Visited NY 25+ years ago and rode that ferris-wheel at the SG Festival! Have since quit drinking.
“I’ve never seen a sadder bear in my life and I’ve been to bear pride” 😂
I'm giddy just imagining the new levels of chaos Nick would've brought to Matteo's energy here.
Mateo’s Spanish is pretty great! I love the Puerto Rican presence (Piña Coladas) at the Festival 😂❤
As an italian from Napoli that makes me laughs a lot! Also 8 dollars for a sfogliatella, wow!
Matteo had me rolling in laughter tonight. Good job
I love the side eye looks he gave people if they looked at him too long lmao 😝😝
The silver foxness of it all though....
Discovered Matteo Lane over a week ago and I love when he roasts places, it's great,😂Also the amount of confidence he has is AWESOME and I just love his videos. ALSO hello fellow Spanish speaker! (Wish i could speak Italian tho, as well)
You HAVE to watch the video where him and Nick go to the Olive Garden in Times Square.
You made it sound way more exciting and fun than it appeared. Maybe I had to be there. 😙👏
Matteo not realizing that there is a Cannoli King next to the Cannoli King
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aww who is Stanley
You can win a bear with bedbugs 😂😂😂 and the shield replenish 🤣🤣🤣
The thumbnail has me dying!! I can tell this is going to be good. 😂
The hands behind the back thing is also an every old Asian man walking around as well lol
Matteo looks so disappointed that he couldn't get any balls
Of rice.
Me barely speaking one language. Matteo casually giving people a menu of language options and then speaking fluently.
Gurl I screamed when you talked about the shield keg from Fortnite. I would love to be on a Squad with you Bob, and Monet.
6:14 Matteo saying he hates those italian 'rainbow 3 layered cakes' made me SOOO WET, lol cuz i fucking LOATHE those vile things
You know you're at a New York street fair when you see the Mozzarepa stand
"Fkn dragon just walked by" lmao
You're like, if the Tasmanian Devil just showed up to talk shit instead of physically destroying everything. 🤣
Matteo lookin swollllllll
Come to the Italian festival in the North End here in Boston. You won’t be disappointed.
Couldn’t take my eyes off his biceps…totally rocking that sleeveless shirt! Sorry about Stanley :-(
You're going to Italy!!!! Get it and forget it!!!🤣🤣🤣
I did not just get a Michael’s ad rn
This was so entertaining. Informative and hilarious. I had the same Barbie ❤ those glasses!
Love everything you put out, Matteo! I can always count on you for a good laugh.
Jimminy Glick LOL what a random reference. i've lived in nyc for 20+ years. went to san gennaro once... never again.
The food magnets made me laugh and reminded me of my grandma
I love how Matteo is at an Italian Festival being accosted by the most Mexican drink ever.... PIÑA COLADA!!! I want a Strawberry Margarita real bad now.
Hearing you politely speak in Spanish to the Granny was heartwarming 🥹♥️🙏
Your word is gospel! That festival looked like any "avenue" at the Maryland State Fair! Canoli King(s)!!
Me: *slightly inconveniencing someone"
Them: "I'm sorry"
Me: "You're fine"
It's my go to. It was my fault, but you apologized, so I'll forgive you. LOL.
Ugh, I’m glad you went and not me 😅 There’s going to be another one in NJ, you should go check that one out to compare and contrast 😊
I love that Little John was scoring this video.
God protect him...this looks like a major superspreader event.
For some reason Matteo speaking Spanish to an abuelita was kinda sweet 🥺
@2:00 Tomatoes and potatoes are from Central and South America, to be specific. Also, pasta is just modified Asian noodles, as Italians didn't originate that either (but don't tell them). AND coffee is from Africa (Ethiopia, mostly). Basically, everything Italians think they invented is from somewhere else. 🤷🏽♀
i love your narration. always a fun video.
no olive garden?
That grandma felt disrespected!
This video sent my anxiety into overdrive. Jesus!
Matteo 🔥 biceps.
He needs his own Tv show!!!Helped cheer me up funny funny gay-Oops Guy😂