Matteo Lane & Nick Eat At Olive Garden
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- Опубликовано: 30 авг 2022
- Matteo Lane & Nick Eat At Olive Garden
We went to Nick's favorite restaurant in the world.
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I came back after Matteo's new special JUST to confirm how accurate his Nick impression was and now im never gonna be able to unhear Nick as an irl Squidward 😂
Same!
This 😂😂😂
What’s interesting is Matteo’s impression sounds more like Roger from Family Guy or Paul Lynn, but Nick himself sounds like Squidward.
SAME lmfaoooo
SAME. he's not wrong whatsoever.
Nick has the soul of a rich lady’s tiny purse dog. Snappy, thin, and easily scared. God bless his little gay heart.
🤣🤣🤣 Perfect description!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think I just peeed myself!
I love it!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
best comment ever lol
Thee absolutely best description of Nick!! Like was just waiting for the Chanel wolf fang coat and the Pearl necklace.
Holy shit and biscuits!!! Too funny. Matteo's description of Nick is so spot on 6'4", 120 lbs, full head of hair, wears women's blouses, carries a purse and talks like squidward. 😆
I feel like Squidward would canonically have a frightening near-death experience at the Bikini Bottom Olive Garden, while trying to hide from SpongeBob and his shenanigans. 😂😂
I know! 😂😂 After watching this, I can totally see him saying “let’s go, Lindsay Lohan!” 🤣🤣
I understand his appeal 😅
Absolutely accurate AF lmao
And wears hospital gowns in public for reasons even he doesn't understand.
after watching Matteo's special, I'm just picturing Nick "helping" post-surgery Matteo up six flights but cursing like he does after the plates break and I'm wheezing
"Let's go, Lindsay Lohan!"
Nick is an icon. He looks like a tall glass of milk, sounds like the illegitimate love child of Squidward and John Mulaney, and has the personality of an middle aged twice divorced jewish woman. I love him.
I have never heard such a perfect description of the attributes of a human
This was a beautiful description of him 😭
I love Nick, too. But your description as the “illegitimate love child of squidward” made me howl.
“Tall glass of milk..” 😂
Spot on description! 😂😂
When the plates dropped, that was all of Matteo's ancestors letting Nick know how they feel about Olive Garden
Ancestors? The Irish ones?
LMAO
...his Mexican ancestors are probably just glad they now have less dishes to wash! and we love the Olive Garden, 😋!
😂😂😂😂😂
Omg I thought that too!! 😂😂😂
There’s something really sweet about seeing a comedian with a friend who makes them laugh this hard without even trying.
I love the "the Fu*k is that thing!" expression as the child runs past..
That is my favorite part!
we so need a video of Nick babysitting a four year old and requiring a therapy session after "It LOOKED at me with it's four year old eyeballs!"
I’m screaming because the way Mateo described Nicks voice in his special is sooooo spot on 😭😭😭
Just like Squidward!
Facts!
Exactly spot on 😂
perfect cartoonization of it
Nick’s voice does not sound anywhere near as squidward-y as Matteo’s impression, but it’s still a very funny impression
Please Netflix, please…..Please give Matteo and Nick a travel show… Can you imagine how funny it would be to see them visiting other countries together
I would watch them go anywhere together - groceries, laundromat, hairdresser, anywhere. Their bickering is gold.
They could remake literally anything and cast Matteo and Nick in the lead roles, and I'd pay money to watch it. 😂
Omg yes anything
Why. Why Netflix? Such a stupid request.
I would watch them go do their taxes 😂
Nick jumping and screaming when the plates fall, like there was a mob hit in the olive garden!🤣💀
Hahahaha
This is funny as hell. And it was just like that.
Honestly, I appreciate that the other waiters first asked "Are you okay?", then "What happened?" when the waited dropped the plates. That's a healthy work environment here
I was thinking the same thing. It was really nice to hear in the bg the workers caring for one another.
"I don't even look at calories. It's a holistic lifestyle." is my new life motto!
Since watching Hair Plugs and Heartache now I can’t unhear Squidward 😂
Bro I straight up can't believe he so casually said something so fucking funny. Like I'd have to sit down and brainstorm and still wouldn't be that funny
I am so living by that motto 😂 ❤Nick for that.
😂😂😂😂
This is the most authentic Olive Garden experience ever captured on film.
Absolutely 💀
9:44 we’ve all been there
“On film” lol
Noisy.
Except they cut out the part where they ask for their bread sticks. I'd like to see how they handled it.
I love Nick. He was so kind to the wait staff but fiesty with Matteo. Sweet and sour. Hysterical.
I need footage of Nick going through a haunted house, nothing would bring me more happiness.
I found the video and it made my year.
Can we applaud Nick for fearlessly wearing a white shirt at an Italian restaurant, and it being spotless on the way out!
He's not letting a drop of OG go anywhere but in his gullet!
@@Corbomite_Meatballs Maybe that's why he got the Alfredo.
All hands up. He is the GOAT
Ofcourse. He's gay, duhh? *snaps fingers.
Jokes, he just seems cleaner than Mateo I reckon. 😂
it's not an Italian restaurant, it's an American-italian restaurant, the most part of the menu has no Italian dishes.
MORE OF THESE PLEASEEEEE! go to cheesecake factory, rainforest cafe, literally anywhere just go together, eat and crack jokes 😭😭😭 my soul needed this
Cheesecake factory brown bread is so good 😭
Yes yes yes ❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂
I wish Matteo wasn’t gay I am so in love
@@susanburke9343 ....ok..
Yes, yes and yes! ☆☆☆
I'm slightly in love with you guys! ♡
The way Nick just shoots out “it’s always your fault” without an ounce of sarcasm 😂😂😂
Matteo…..
“We’re taking pics eating here because this is rare for me”
Nick, deadpan….”she didnt ask” 🤣🤣🤣
I love a good effortless read!
Nicks my new favorite person!
Lol he’s just over selling Olive Garden just to annoy Matteo and the fact they got the worst table in the entire restaurant is hilarious. Lol to be right near the kitchen entrance and also have a plate breaking disaster. Golden content!!!
"the worst table"....they got gay seated. I'll get the place was half empty.
@@danlong3050 or they told the host they planned on filming and seated them away from other patrons.
wait is this the alex palmer I know in the bay area? that would be so amazing
lol this was the comment i was looking for
I love how nick is extremely happy but he sounds like he hates this whole experience
Matteo is just hating it all but sounds so happy lol😊
It’s cuz they are total besties. I love their dynamic.
The thing about his reaction is that he's right on. They use too much salt & garlic. Everything one orders tastes the same.
Soundtrack of my sex life.
Pan dulce me mueraaaa
They compliment each other so well 👬🏻.
"Audience, did you know dessert is Sugar?" I love this.
Nick’s voice is very soothing. I love how Nicky would not let Matteo’s snobbishness to stop him from enjoying his food.
Whenever I hear Matteo do impressions of Nick on his specials, it sounds comical to me, but when I come back to this video every so often to watch it again, I get enlightened and go "oh that IS Nick's sound."
Love this video
6'4 a hundred and twenty pound Squidward.
He definitely does not sound anywhere near as squidward-y as Matteo’s impression, but it’s still a funny impression
Would you say you two are well read? Truly it comes across that way and the American Gothic had me like😮 but Nick would be left ... I wish my gauzy tops were also still well maintained after a GD Red sauce dish Jesus H Christ!!! 😘 💋
Nick saying, "I don't enjoy you, but I keep coming back for more." 🤣🤣 I just love Nick and his transparency.
He's not transparent. He really is that white.
Ikr? 😂
“Every moment with you is torture” 😂
Matteo is to him, what olive garden is to everyone else 😂
Nick is just like a feral cat. I love him.
he’s the kind of feral cat who’s just comfortable enough with humans to come around and yowl for food lol
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!😝😝😝😝😝😝
Yak yak yak yak
Given Nick's nervous disposition, Matteo, you need to take him to a haunted house this October.
this, pls and thank you
Pleeeease
yess!!!
Liking coz we need it!!!🔥🔥
YESSSSS
Nick's dry delivery of "When you're here, you're queer" was absolutely everything.
Nick needs to be in every video. Best comedic duo of the decade.
That should be OG’s pride month slogan
Hopefully he won’t be in every video. He’s a bore.
Agreed!
The absolute best part of the video. 😂😂😂
Noooooooo
“The amount of old navy in here …” 😂
Every single time I watch anything with Matteo and Nick I am always in pain from laughing so hard. I need people like this in my world. You two are amazing. Thank you for bringing so much joy to the world.
I vote for Nick taking Matteo to all of the chain restaurants and just documenting their reactions
When Nick said, “You can just throw the plate on the floor, they’ll pick it up” to the waiter… LMAO I DIED LAUGHING !!!
Matteo trying to maintain his composure in an Olive Garden is everything. 😂
I'm not gonna lie, this video has gotten me to eat at Olive Garden more than any official Olive Garden commercial
I think I speak for all of mankind that the internet deserves more Nick content. Thank you Matteo for sharing this gem with the world.
NOMG I want to be their official faghag, pretty please.
Matteo is my favorite for sure but Nic does bring a lot to the table , his dry wit, intelligence , and he gives Matteo back what Matteo throws out……, they both should have a show together ….., maybe that’s in their future ……Matteo is my love ; love nic but in a way of like , borrowing a cup of sugar from a neighbor
I didn't know I could laugh so much at 2 ppl eating at an Olive Garden. Nick is having the time of his life with the food, while Matteo was behaving like a 5 star Italian chef that was fed "Chef Boyardee" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #AmazinglyHilarious
He was a chef! And an opera singer!
I love them together Matteo and Nick --love them together I’m a fan of both of these super talented guys --love them , they make my freakin’ day!
@@KINDaf Really?! Damn
Haven’t laughed this hard at Olive Garden since the Italian grandmothers ate Olive Garden. One of them said something like “who made this shit?!”
😂😂😂😂
Nick is so hilarious with the dropped dishes
I feel like Nick is actually an immortal 300 year old who gained his power when he screamed too loud during the French Revolution 😂
Matteo's body language while the server is talking about recognizing them is everything. Leaned away and as far back in the corner as he can get 😂
Total contrast with Nick leaning into every word 😂
The moment where Nick is savoring the fried lasagna while Matteo is about to throw up… is priceless.
It almost looked like he was getting even sicker at Nick’s wonder at the “machine” we know better as a cheese grater.
5:00 😂😂 the spirits of Italians are attacking Nick for insinuating that Italians would like Olive Garden if they just tried it
I love how much Nick makes Matteo laugh 😆
You should go to every restaurant that Nick likes and do this same style video. This could be a show. I'd watch this all day.
they could also go to a super pretentious Matteo approved restaurant and Nick being like "Why is there foam on my tiny little piece of cucumber on my tiny piece of lettuce? THis is not food." While Matteo is sooo happy
Yes, let's call it "Comedians in chain restaurants, getting diarrhea"
Make sure they throw more plates.
Good on Nick for being aggressively himself. Love it. Real "odd couple" vibes haha
Unapologetically himself and we love it
I really don't think Italians would find Olive Garden so bad if they didn't go in expecting their Nona's dishes. Also, most restaurants do over-salt to encourage drink sales.
Bottom line, you guys are hilarious❣️🤣
As a non-Italian just s.o. from Europe. This doesn't look like Italian food. It just looks American. The bread looks soft as shit, that is not bread and for sure not Italian bread. Why would you fry a lasagna? The pasta is drowning in sauce (I contraire to an Italian could accept that, but it doesn't look too good tbh). And Italians have sweet deserts, but they taste like sth, this looks like sugar with icing and fluff. I'm very inclined to believe Matteo that this is just garlic, salt and sugar. And overcooked pasta is bad.
It's got not even sth to do with mamma's dishes. It's got sth to do with working taste-buds.
Ah yes and I don't believe that an Italian would like any of that food. Italians have a deep hate for wrongly prepared dishes as well as for the people preparing these abominations, especially when it's declared Italian food (which this isn't).
If I ever come in the doubtful glory of eating at an OG it would be only to see how bad it really is. And I am already expecting nothing.
I keep coming back to watch this episode. You guys are so funny
You can truly tell the level of friendship between Matteo and Nick based on how heavy the insults are.
Matteo has found someone that actually makes him look butch. Bravo!
💀💀💀
Brava!
Brava!
😃🤭🧡
So... what's exactly wrong with your life that you felt the NEED to call these guys effeminate?
Don't answer, that was rhetorical.
"We're under attack!" 😂
You literally see glass fly out of the kitchen 😂😂 what were they doing having a plate fight in the back😂
The timing on the dishes dropping was immaculate lmfao
Matteo’s face this entire time just screams “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.”
I thought it screamed "Why am I putting this stuff in my mouth? And swallowing?"
Olive garden is so under-rated. I'm glad nick shares my appreciation for Americanized Italian food
You two are too fucking adorable!
I'm not even upset that Nick isn't as much Uncle Arthur as he is in Matteo's imitations.
You two deserve a show. The dynamic is so addicting.
I agree 💯 percent!!!
When you're a person who can make a professional comedian consistently crack up, you're just naturally funny
I've watched this several times over several months, it's pure comedy gold! I laughed so hard at these two, especially Nick! Hilarious 😂
I think I have watched this at least five times and I laugh just as hard every time. I love these two so much! Nick is so beautiful, nearly see-through, and Matteo is so funny and the perfect foil here. Thank god for the dropped tray. Material for days. 💚💚💚
The cut from Matteo saying "no we're not sharing the intro" to just Nick doing it be himself is absolutely hilarious to me
Nick is adorable in his honesty. "I eat like a five year old."
Give these two a show right now. I laughed so hard, thank you!
I can’t with Nick. He’s such a Queen lol even has his purse 😂 👑 ❤
After all the broken dishes… Nick says “The Ambiance”… and then starts coughing and choking… I think I cracked a rib from laughing so hard! 😂🤣 Lastly Nick saying “You can just throw them on the ground…they’ll pick ‘em up.” 🤣😂 DEAD 💀
😂😂😂😂😂
The way Nick looked at that kid destroyed me. 🤣
Crying 😭. I waited my whole life for this f-ing hilarious dichotomy. Impossible to properly thank you enough for lengthening my life with the laughter induced right here.
Omg when that little kid stopped and Nick noticed him 😂 the face he made and the silence 🤣😂 I almost choked laughing
“Holy shittin’ biscuits!” has to be one of the funniest phrases I’ve heard someone utter when surprised by something…
Nick is the most hilarious side man ever. I’m surprised Matteo doesn’t bring him on stage with him.
daaaamn drag her lol
Unfortunately Matteo would overshadow him with his stage presence and Nick being unintentionally funny wouldn’t do as good in front of an audience as he is when he’s just being himself in front of his friends , he would have to force the jokes and puns and that would feel unnatural for someone who’s quiet spoken and funny without trying as Nick.
He actually did when I saw Matteo in Cleveland last weekend. He called Nick on his cell and interrupted him playing Fortnite - Nick was not amused.
He certainly brings Nick's presence on stage by talking about him frequently. You can see here how rich the material is!
He did 2 days ago. Search on “Matteo Lane: The Advice Special.” Nick comes up at the end. The whole video is hilarious.
I keep coming back to this video whenever I’m bored at work. Love you guys together.
I return periodically just for Nicks moment of, "Oh my god! We are under ATTACK." 🤣
Literally pissed myself from laughing so hard! 😂 “we’re under attack”, “I think I shat myself” and the look Nick gave that kid made me squeal!! Matteo’s facial expressions and laugh said it all. And how in the world did the person filming not lose his/her sh*t? Best video to date!
I about died when that kid was wandering around
Right? How the hell did the camera person keep it together that whole time?
Nick’s look of disgust at the random child. I died. Like “who does this child belong to?”
If Netflix doesn’t give the two of you a sitcom, they are nuts. I’ve seen this about a dozen times, and I laugh harder each time I watch. Thanks
I think I've watched this video 30 times!!! The chemistry between you too is excellent
Hilarious 😂 I am crying!!! Nick is a sweetheart, and together you make a fantastic hysterical pair! Please do more shows together!
Nick had my ass SCREAMING from beginning to end. "THIS IS A WAR!!"😅 We all need a friend like him, someone who pretends he absolutely detests you to keep you humble🤣😭
“Jumping Jesus Christ” took me out! Lmfao Every Nick response is so hilarious because he’s dead serious.
the "Jumping Tit" was also pretty good lol
I watched your impression of Nick in Hairplugs, then watched this.😂😂😂 How could he be exactly like that?
This is my "feel good" video that I watch literally once a week to get me through life.
I just came back for another viewing after watching the "Aliens" podcast.
Nick is the precocious tween that consistently reads you in crowded places, and it's always amusing but devastating. Matteo is the fun, introvert uncle that hates all the activities that Nick picks for them to do, but still takes him because Nick is his favorite nephew. It's a joy to behold. Thanks for another one! 💗✨
Best. Description. Ever!❤
😂
I haven't laughed this hard in a couple of years. This was inadvertent comedy gold. You two had me in stitches!🤣🤣🤣
The third plate drop/crash had me in tears. And everything else.
Hysterical! It was the energy of all those nanas who are rolling in their Graves over an Italian descendant eating at a chain Olive Garden!
Same here… I was expecting to be entertained, I wasn’t expecting to spew my drink due to sipping at the wrong random moment of hilarity. Absolute gold!
Nick was in rare form in this one!!!😂😂😂
Your friend Nick properly makes u snort and giggle..gotta love a friendship like this...priceless!!
"The amount of Old Navy at this restaurant is incredible.." 😂😂😂
Edit: Matteo's face while eating Olive Garden is hysterical, "It tastes like salt!" Definitely a real Italian guy there 🤣🤣🤣 He hates it.
Appetizer = salt, entree = garlic, dessert = sugar
Olive Garden in a nutshell
These two together is a masterpiece. When Mateo asked Nick if he wished he was dead and he responds with “No, but I wish you were” I died laughing 🤣🤣
You guys are absolutely a riot!!! I seriously LOL at "the dance of the seven veils" 😂 ...the kitchen noise in the background was fantastic too. Nick is the best!!
i’ve rewatched this so many times and it still makes me howl 😭
Please do this all over NY. This is the series we didn't know we needed.
Seriously! We need this in our lives!
Omg nick had me dyinnngg the whole time. I spit my coffee out when he said "it's the ambiance" when the plates crashed again 😅😭💀
This video is the funniest one Matteo and Nick have done. Each time I watch it I have to try not to wet myself I’m laughing so hard. 😆😂🤣
this is the funniest fucking thing ive watched in a while 😂 i love this
You two need to pitch a Gay Odd Couple reboot to Netflix or someone else. You two are so hilarious together. 🤣
I'd totally watch that.
HELL YES! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
The childlike wonderment of Nick when the guy comes out with the parmesan is truly precious.
This was so great!
I had no idea how accurate and funny Matteo’s impression of Nick was.
So awesome!
7:06- [broken plates clatrering]
Nick: "The ambiance..." [choke, choke, gag, cough, spits out food caught in throat into napkin]
4:30 “Holy shit’n biscuits”. I swear every time Nick is in a video I learn some awesome new phrases. 🤣
Omg thank you for sharing this is the most I’ve giggled and laughed in a while! 😂
I love how Nick makes Matteo laugh. Nick is so natural 🥰 This kind of BFF. 🥰
"Audience, did you know that a dessert is sugar?" This was hysterical!