Matteo Lane & Nick Make Mac and Cheese

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  • Опубликовано: 25 апр 2023
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  • @ZoraTheberge
    @ZoraTheberge Год назад +2958

    I would be obsessed if every video was in a different kitchen that Nick is trying to sell.

    • @tsgorman
      @tsgorman Год назад +41

      YES!!! This!

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel Год назад +25

      LOVE this!

    • @itsthepens
      @itsthepens Год назад +83

      Oh my god YES. ‘Cooking pasta in apartments for sale’ is such a mood. It’s already a great series but this is the pointless and brilliant addition we didn’t realise we needed until now!

    • @multifandomz8221
      @multifandomz8221 Год назад +9

      yes!

    • @biancanolin9986
      @biancanolin9986 Год назад +8

      Here for this!

  • @Channelobunnies
    @Channelobunnies Год назад +1047

    "LITTLE peppery . . . there's a grit to it." Amazing. Nick is the best.

  • @medicineflies
    @medicineflies Год назад +1357

    i like how nick still needs the instructions even though he's been making this for years

    • @montananerd8244
      @montananerd8244 Год назад +35

      45 years of making Kraft, 10 years of cooking lessons & very skilled, but ya always need to check b4 you start making substitutions lol!

    • @DKF_oli
      @DKF_oli Год назад +24

      And as you can see, even with instructions available, he still totally ruined it, so… 😂

    • @Empx77
      @Empx77 Год назад +1

      Ich q

    • @shellysara3934
      @shellysara3934 Год назад +1

      Right 🤣

    • @jaspertheirmajesty9771
      @jaspertheirmajesty9771 Год назад +1

      just like me fr fr

  • @gratefulbread7
    @gratefulbread7 Год назад +899

    After watching Matteo’s new special I just have to say… his impressions of Nick are spot on!

    • @anope9053
      @anope9053 Год назад +46

      right?????? i was like "holy shit he wasn't kidding"

    • @SaudiaTate
      @SaudiaTate Год назад +39

      He does sound like squidward lol

    • @JuniperJupiter23
      @JuniperJupiter23 Год назад +15

      I was not expecting him to look like he does from the voice. xD

    • @hilsimp
      @hilsimp Год назад +1

      Yes came here to confirm and I'm impressed

    • @jakeryan9469
      @jakeryan9469 Год назад +5

      I can't NOT hear Squidward (or Paul Lynde)

  • @elizabethivy1337
    @elizabethivy1337 Год назад +818

    "Your shoulders look like a curtain rod from behind." That was so out of pocket, I can't 🤣🤣🤣

    • @montananerd8244
      @montananerd8244 Год назад +50

      I love how he turned "wow you have broad shoulders" into an insult lol...

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 Год назад +15

      As someone who has had very broad shoulders since my teens that one hurt lol. Had a friend even refer to my back as a square once.

    • @alexdatoss8962
      @alexdatoss8962 Год назад +1

      Dedt ☠️☠️

    • @ImVee10
      @ImVee10 Год назад +17

      Anybody else see Carol Burnett as Starlett O’Hara?

    • @mermaiddiyartist8119
      @mermaiddiyartist8119 Год назад

      😂😂😂

  • @cheekynandosss581
    @cheekynandosss581 Год назад +439

    Mateo and Nick laughing their asses off at ‘a little peppery’ made me so happy 😂😂😂

    • @tamralistan
      @tamralistan 6 месяцев назад +1

      I am dying! 😂😂

  • @verenicelopez7490
    @verenicelopez7490 Год назад +719

    Mateo is the comedian but Nick is the hilarious star of these videos!😂

    • @raleighmann3368
      @raleighmann3368 Год назад +8

      Nick is also a stand up comedian

    • @GaiaGalaxy420
      @GaiaGalaxy420 Год назад +4

      Mateo was hungry, I know how that feels 😅

    • @Raspy978
      @Raspy978 11 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@raleighmann3368he's actually not Matteo just forces him to open for him and I don't even think he writes his on jokes

  • @nnn248nnn
    @nnn248nnn Год назад +123

    Nick's level of sass + confidence while also being terribly skittish (as am I) is such a wonderful mix of entertaining. x)

    • @marylanddairyproducts2411
      @marylanddairyproducts2411 11 месяцев назад +1

      Anti typical nerdy earthy childlike and wtf...he is just so comfortable in his self. I adore that😮

  • @jbaby362
    @jbaby362 Год назад +260

    Matteo heckling Nick and Nick starting to get actually annoyed killed me, they have such a good relationship

    • @marylanddairyproducts2411
      @marylanddairyproducts2411 11 месяцев назад +1

      Brilliant healthy and honest. how a marriage should be but they don't seem to see it yet. So who's Ross and who's Rach?
      Until they do? Nick? IM the dairy queen baby. 🎉

  • @drubert1981
    @drubert1981 Год назад +39

    I always forget that Matteo isn't exaggerating Nick's voice in his comedy.

    • @nicanonymus2491
      @nicanonymus2491 4 месяца назад +1

      Right? The first time I heard Matteo talking like Nick I thought he was exaggerating….but no. 😂

  • @shawnalajame7888
    @shawnalajame7888 Год назад +49

    “ I think it’s great…” “A little peppery…” “There’s a grit to it…” hahaha

  • @jazzyw540
    @jazzyw540 Год назад +423

    “If a car ran you over I’d sleep soundly”
    “And I’d still be right!”
    This perfectly sums up nick and mateo’s friendship dynamic 😂😂

  • @rachelrox96
    @rachelrox96 Год назад +210

    I love the absolute chaos that Nick gives us every video

  • @jamesgravely4952
    @jamesgravely4952 10 месяцев назад +29

    Everyone has “that friend “. You know what I’m saying. That person who gets you. That one who knows exactly what your thinking just with A look. Y’all seem to have that. The chemistry is amazing. I could not help but smile watching your interactions.

  • @amotts8326
    @amotts8326 Год назад +71

    I burst out laughing when Nick said “it’s a little peppery” that was too funny

  • @shellycaballero543
    @shellycaballero543 Год назад +80

    Nick always has me in tears 😭 he’s just being himself. He has so much character.

    • @marylanddairyproducts2411
      @marylanddairyproducts2411 11 месяцев назад +2

      My dream is to wake up and find Nick with nothing but a big bowl of canoli in my kitchen lying on the table 😅

  • @Vilnia
    @Vilnia Год назад +31

    The moment Nick realized that Matteo only said three instead of four cheeses. And then at the end when he no sold that missing Provolone. Soooo funny !

    • @robbyel3958
      @robbyel3958 2 месяца назад

      This look on Nick's face when he tasted the cheese was pure gold.

  • @Aqweius
    @Aqweius 11 месяцев назад +26

    I cannot get enough of these two😅🤣😂 They just slay, spill the tea, and play off of each other better than the bitterest of Drag Show contestants... Why don't they have a series on a streaming service already... 🤭

  • @bostonreese4807
    @bostonreese4807 Год назад +106

    Their chemistry is unmatched. Bravo!

  • @msannthrope_2049
    @msannthrope_2049 Год назад +67

    😂This is amazing. I love Nick and Matteo together. Nick's Celtic dance and Matteo's Liza Minnelli took me out!! My fave Kraft Mac n Cheese is the shells w regular "cheddar" cheese.

    • @catsarefancy9053
      @catsarefancy9053 10 месяцев назад

      I agree! I used to eat that all the time!

  • @kevmagill5163
    @kevmagill5163 Год назад +43

    I would've loved a cut at the start of Matteo's Mac n Cheese for a segment of Matteo and Nick going out to find grated provolone. Hilarity ensues, then back to the kitchen to continue with Matteo's FOUR cheese macaroni. Because more time with Matteo and Nick would be hilarious!

  • @KevinTorres091
    @KevinTorres091 Год назад +35

    I absolutely LOVE Nick! Pure comedy when he makes these videos with Matteo. 😂 The facial expression when he tried the “cheese soup” took me out. 💀💀

  • @saturdayschild7835
    @saturdayschild7835 Год назад +44

    As per usual, I am in tears. God, I love Nick!!

  • @xingcat
    @xingcat Год назад +63

    Whoa, a $2.5 million apartment! I wonder if that's the first time Kraft Mac & Cheese has been made there?

    • @marylanddairyproducts2411
      @marylanddairyproducts2411 11 месяцев назад +4

      Mac and lobster with gouda fetta dried tomato and champagne maybe and Nick Smith is a total hottie 🎉

    • @marolborrough6355
      @marolborrough6355 10 месяцев назад +2

      If i bought that, I would have to eat that every day just to pay for the monthly dues

  • @FocusedVoices
    @FocusedVoices Год назад +19

    Nick's "Gorganzola Dolce" 🤖 was hilarious. He's so charming and adorable. Love you two together.

  • @TheAndyLP24
    @TheAndyLP24 Год назад +11

    10:54 that was absolutely hilarious. I love Nick'S facial expressions

  • @dinodiner1939
    @dinodiner1939 7 месяцев назад +6

    Whenever I feel low or sad, I find a Matteo and Nick video to cheer me up.

  • @everettedl
    @everettedl Год назад +12

    Mateo's face when he tried Nick's mac and cheese. "I think it's great" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @adamk2101
    @adamk2101 Год назад +4

    I really connected with “don’t throw away the box because we need the instructions…”

  • @twostepcub
    @twostepcub Год назад +12

    the "White cheddar" is "spicy" omg the caucasity lol

    • @rileycannon
      @rileycannon 2 месяца назад

      And how spicy the BLACK PEPPER was?

  • @TKGTV
    @TKGTV Год назад +17

    I love the smugness in Matteo’s “Your pasta’s now completely stuck together,” because Nick kept no pasta water at all 😅

  • @platypusputin8067
    @platypusputin8067 Год назад +36

    Nick should film a cooking video in all of his listings. Think of the publicity!

  • @troyritchiemusic
    @troyritchiemusic Год назад +32

    Just lost my English bulldog on Monday. You two and John Mulaney’s new special are helping me find laughter through this heartbreaking time.

    • @katelarge4169
      @katelarge4169 Год назад +3

      We lost our retired racing greyhound a few weeks back. He was an old man but it’s never easy, you can never say ‘let this be our last day together’ - whatever the circumstance, it’s always a shock. I’m really, really sorry for your loss and I agree, thank goodness for some great content to lift the heart a little ❤️💔❤️

    • @raych999
      @raych999 Год назад +2

      Sorry for your losses. They truly become part of the family. All we can do is make their short time on this planet as special as possible. Gonna hug my dog a little longer tonight.

  • @kimemerson5732
    @kimemerson5732 Год назад +26

    OMG, you both are hilarious together, as always! (NOTHING will ever top your visit to the Olive Garden though!)

  • @rickgarms7656
    @rickgarms7656 Год назад +20

    You guys have such a crazy, hilarious, dysfunctional (on camera) relationship. I'm guessing that it's probably the same off camera IRL. Your duo-collaborations are always entertaining. Cheers Guys. PS, Starting with a bechamel is always my ticket to success.

  • @Ford_prefect_42
    @Ford_prefect_42 Год назад +17

    I love Mateos face watching him pour the shells in

  • @nateejl
    @nateejl Год назад +5

    He really does sound like Squidward 😂

  • @MarianoTufro
    @MarianoTufro Год назад +15

    You two are getting funnier and funnier doing videos together 😂😂😂 Please keep them coming 🥳

  • @dimazmurbongardo9234
    @dimazmurbongardo9234 Год назад +3

    I LAUGHED SO LOUD WHEN NICK BLUNTY SAID IT WAS PEPPERY 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you two are the perfect combo, pleeeasee make more videos with nick sooooo fun!! 🙉🙉🙉🙉

  • @ot7stan207
    @ot7stan207 Год назад +3

    nick "but think of the memories" is peak mom material

  • @chrisonYTtour
    @chrisonYTtour Год назад +38

    I love hanging in the kitchen with you two💕 Pretty sure I put on weight just watching Matteo cook his mac’n’cheese

  • @Michael-Oh
    @Michael-Oh Год назад +11

    Why does Nick vaguely sound like Squidward ?

  • @ericxsweat4599
    @ericxsweat4599 11 месяцев назад +1

    3:07 “His Silly Rabbit… 3 ppl will know” I am definitely one of the 3! Your niche references are hilarious. The Mars Attack reference in your special lmao

  • @NeverEndingKarla
    @NeverEndingKarla Год назад +4

    These two are my favorite pair on the internet. I need moreeee LOL. The curtain rod comment had me HOLLERING.

  • @laceym1226
    @laceym1226 Год назад +52

    A Matteo and Nick video is an instant boost of the happy brain chemicals 💖👍👍

  • @anais3337
    @anais3337 Год назад +4

    I think the best thing about the videos these two make together is you can tell how much they enjoy each other lol, every mean comment is met with joyous laughter and it’s so fun to watch!!

  • @frenchfriar
    @frenchfriar Год назад +5

    This was SO cute, and so much fun.
    What a gorgeous kitchen!
    I love the way you guys tease each other.

  • @dannysimion
    @dannysimion Год назад +6

    Hahaha, I love when you have Nick join alongside to make some dish. The banter is hilarious and most amusing.

  • @montananerd8244
    @montananerd8244 Год назад +5

    Kraft neon yellow cheese with elbows. The rest are imposters !!!!! BUT, you must prepare it like fine food. You reserve some pasta water, sub like 3 T sour cream for the milk, use real butter but cut the qty a bit (I don't like to taste the butter separately), and you whisk the powder into the melted water and dairy goo. Then you fold in the drained pasta that you cooked with a teensy bit of oil, no salt, cuz the yellow sauce has way more than homemade even, you won't want salted noodle flavor.

  • @davi20
    @davi20 Год назад +5

    I LITERALLY almost spit out my velveeta mac n cheese at the same time you guys did when Nick said, “LITTLE peppery”😂 😂❤

  • @jlife9092
    @jlife9092 Год назад +2

    I lost it at the 'too peppery' bit.... Oh my Load, this is so hilarious!

  • @WankiTank
    @WankiTank 10 месяцев назад +3

    I DIED at the hand behind the spoon ahahahahaha this was just so perfect

  • @Forge17
    @Forge17 11 месяцев назад +4

    Nick: HOW MANY CHEESES DID YOU SAY!?
    Matteo: If a car ran you over I’d sleep so peacefully

  • @BeautyGuruMel
    @BeautyGuruMel Год назад +15

    I genuinely ♥️ these two together! Always makes me laugh 😂 and laughter is the BEST medicine in this crazy world! 🌎 Thank you both! Matteo if you ever come to the St. Louis area…. I will be in the audience!💯😊

  • @denippon
    @denippon Год назад +6

    I love you two. Matteo, your comedy is already pure gold, but you two together are so absolutely wholesome in the most chaotic good way possible :D Thank you so much for sharing and brightening up my day :)

  • @Benbenbenbenbenbenbenben1
    @Benbenbenbenbenbenbenben1 Год назад +6

    Now this is the content I’ve been waiting for! Love you two guys and your hilarious videos

  • @juanitagutierrez402
    @juanitagutierrez402 Год назад +10

    As always these two giving me a reason for laughter. If I ever have the energy I will do Matteo’s recipe, but for now I will stick with Nick’s recipe minus the pepper ☺️☺️

  • @Phynecone
    @Phynecone Год назад +1

    You two are absolutely hilarious and the banter GAWD!! hahahaha

  • @ramzisinno1
    @ramzisinno1 11 месяцев назад +1

    Don't you dare stop the Nick and Matteo videos

  • @BrooksSeveer
    @BrooksSeveer Год назад +4

    Relationship goals.

  • @rmboothe
    @rmboothe Год назад +56

    I think next time it would be hilarious to have your friends at the waiting to blind taste test the two dishes (similar to asking your friends about the Jack o lanterns)

  • @robertp457
    @robertp457 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love this so much!!! Nick was so right asking Mateo if it’s his segment, but also Mateo was right about saving the pasta water and his concern about the amount of pepper being added.
    It’s all so much fun!!

  • @qwerfy34567894749
    @qwerfy34567894749 Год назад +2

    Love how confident mister Mateo mans is even though he regularly commits many a cooking sin himself lol

  • @eliodorocastillo725
    @eliodorocastillo725 Год назад +2

    The way Matteo’s mouth unhooks itself so he can get all the cheese sauce from that wooden spoon is inspiring!

  • @zachtarbell4238
    @zachtarbell4238 Год назад +5

    OMG! These two are just hilarious together! Keep it up with these videos you comic duo lovebirds you!

  • @Rednebula89
    @Rednebula89 Год назад +2

    OMG yes, loved every minute of this! Need you guys on my life!

  • @deecohen1383
    @deecohen1383 Год назад +1

    Love Nick so much! Always such a fun vid w Nick along for the ride.

  • @ExperimentNo626
    @ExperimentNo626 10 месяцев назад +3

    I could watch Nick make Matteo insane all day

  • @leenash4188
    @leenash4188 Год назад +6

    I have laughed so hard watching this. I ended up buying the ingredients for Matteo’s version and it was fabulous!

  • @angelicarojas5278
    @angelicarojas5278 Год назад +1

    PLEASE!! More Mateo and Nick videos (I enjoy so much the bloopers ) 😂❤😂❤😂❤

  • @ginat.8064
    @ginat.8064 Год назад

    This cooking series is the best thing on youtube, I love this friendship so much!

  • @msopha884
    @msopha884 Год назад +4

    If I ever got sick, I want Nick to take care of me. I probably won’t get any better, but I’ll probably be laughing the entire time.

    • @kenburns8721
      @kenburns8721 Год назад

      I dunno... Getting Matteo home from the hospital ("Let's go, Lindsay Lohan!") seemed like a freak show. Matteo could have died from hair plugs, under Nick's care, and would have required a closed casket!!

  • @mermaidrocksoapcompany6540
    @mermaidrocksoapcompany6540 Год назад +5

    Nick makes Matteo look like a lumberjack.😊

  • @lindabarragan8055
    @lindabarragan8055 Год назад +1

    Yea you guys are back on here together 😂😂😂😂 omg I love it 🥰

  • @vacbrewernut
    @vacbrewernut 10 месяцев назад +1

    Love the interaction between the two of them. I love the recipes and I always experiment to improve.

  • @sazji
    @sazji Год назад +3

    I was laughing out loud over and over, this is gold. :)

  • @AllySimply
    @AllySimply Год назад +4

    I love their energy 😊

  • @praszHUANG
    @praszHUANG 10 месяцев назад +2

    You two is the dynamic hilarious duo... and honestly, I do enjoying your friendship... and you both seem matched by heaven... FYI, I am a rookie here, first time enjoying 3 episodes of them in a row...

  • @davidslife989
    @davidslife989 Год назад +2

    LOVE the chemistry between these two!

  • @bigsky14
    @bigsky14 9 месяцев назад +3

    listening to Matteo pronounce cheese names makes my eye twitch

  • @thetroothhurtz
    @thetroothhurtz Год назад +5

    You guys are a ray of sunshine lol

  • @Lord_Baphomet_
    @Lord_Baphomet_ Год назад

    I genuinely laughed very hard at this… you need to keep making these WITH Nick!

  • @Alex90680
    @Alex90680 10 месяцев назад +2

    I like how they’re self-described best friends. They’re more like frenemies in the videos I’ve seen 😆

  • @carlosantoniobonillamarin4466
    @carlosantoniobonillamarin4466 Год назад +3

    Love your videos together are hilarious 😆

  • @linakallen2849
    @linakallen2849 Год назад +4

    Most shocking moment in the video was when Nick announced that he´s a top

  • @samanthaz2131
    @samanthaz2131 Год назад +1

    Love how this is in the kitchen of the house Nick is trying to sell! I think it would help it sell. Them cooking in New York real estate for sale should be a series!

  • @liamaraujo8306
    @liamaraujo8306 Год назад

    you guys hangin out is literally the best content i've ever seen

  • @anneglass8084
    @anneglass8084 Год назад +3

    I absolutely adore you both 💜

  • @bjorkapologist2834
    @bjorkapologist2834 Год назад +3

    i’m mr sterlings right hand arm… man:) i’m mr sterling everything… i’m his confidant.. his best friend… his silly rabbit:)
    his WHAT
    his silly rabbit:)
    does he call you that?
    no:)
    LMAO as soon as you said horribly racist man’s assistant i knew exactly who you were talking about.

  • @nuko5882
    @nuko5882 5 месяцев назад

    Am loving all Matteo and Squidward pods! Their friendship, constant roasting but never getting offended is magic. Congrats guys!

  • @pierz1981
    @pierz1981 4 месяца назад +2

    I swear Nick sounds like Roger the Alien from American Dad!
    I have to say, I'm a little disappointed that you didn't have a whole Schitt's Creek bit when you were "folding in the cheese!" 😂

  • @workinprogress3609
    @workinprogress3609 Год назад +3

    I NEEDED this belly laugh!

  • @angelaa1039
    @angelaa1039 Год назад +4

    Matteo’s pasta looks so delicious 👏

  • @Trendyflute
    @Trendyflute Год назад +1

    Too many moments to quote in this!! Shoulders as curtain rods, ruining mac and cheese with pepper, "off nights", and the return of Liza 🤣

  • @ciram9082
    @ciram9082 Год назад

    I love these 2 Bareback Contessas. Keep the cooking videos coming Matteo, I love them!

  • @Enterprise1701J
    @Enterprise1701J Год назад +2

    Jesus Matteo’s Nick impression is startlingly accurate 😅

  • @borsettonicolo218
    @borsettonicolo218 Год назад +4

    Caro Nick, devi sapere che in Italia la pasta ai 4 formaggi è di solito una pasta che si fa in casa con i formaggi che si trovano.
    Assicura che il 99% delle volte i formaggi rimasti non sono 4.
    Quindi la ricetta di Matteo è ancora, se possibile, più autentica con meno formaggi.
    ❤😂 Love you both.

  • @DG-gh6iu
    @DG-gh6iu 4 месяца назад

    I have been obsessed wtih these two for a bit now. My goodnees; their freindship feeds me.

  • @cyl742
    @cyl742 4 месяца назад

    omg I love these two! i always end up with sore cheek muscles from laughing!

  • @JVillasBoas
    @JVillasBoas Год назад +3

    find it peculiar that no one has yet to comment on how good the jeans fit Matteo!