Matteo Lane & Nick Go To The Scariest Haunted House
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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I hope you took Nick to Olive Garden afterwards to relax 😂
not after their last olive garden video
I mean... Judging by their taste for Greek traditions, I doubt Nick would be able to relax lmao.
One plate crash and Nick is seen in the ER with an IV bag and EKG.
You cannot be serious.
Good one!!😂❤
@@JumpCutThis wasn’t there 2 plate crashes? The second one really finished him off 😂
“Omg! It’s Chris Evans!” That dude just made Matteo’s day. 😂
after watching nick& matteo at Olive garden i was obsessed. I world go to olive garden work nick any day,!!!!!!!!!
When did he say that?
Matteo is using Nick as a shield. True friendship right there.
After seeing Nick's dramatic responses to the plates dropping and breaking at Olive Garden, I just knew we were in for a scream-fest. Wasn't quite expecting him to finish up sounding like he'd chain smoked a packet of cigarettes and downed a fifth of whiskey, though 😂
my favorite was him just stuck saying oh oh oh oh oh no jesus oh oh oh!!!
Sounding like Darlene from the Wawa 😂
This did not disappoint!
OMG this was freaking hilarious!!! We all knew that Nick being easily startled by noises would have us laughing our asses off at every time he got scared, but who knew that with each OH MY GOD he'd shout that he'd also be critiquing all the haunted house actors performances LOL. It was like watching an angry chicken running for his life though a KFC slaughter house while verbally bitch-slapping everyone in his path LOL
Absolutely hysterical 🤣. "OH my God; why, why, why!?" I actually snorted 😅🤣🤣😂. So funny. You need to make this a yearly offering!
"I would like you not to know me" 😂😂😂
Nick you are just toooo much!! I think I peed just listening to you never mind the creepies. I'm still rolling with laughter and tears. Mateo you took it well👍😱👻🤣🤣🤣🤣
The OH MY GODDDD sends me every time
Omg Nick is hilarious lol. The whole thing just just Nick “oh my gaaahd!” And Matteo laughing. Nick’s voice is so funny, and his voice doesn’t match his face lol
Just saw this vid, love both you guys. Have to confess, this is my favourite, laughed so much. Watched it more than once!
knowing the owner of this place and some of the staff makes this a gem to behold
I literally pissed my pants 😂😂😂🩳 You guys need to do more videos together.
Not Nick referencing Ivy Oddly! Omg 🤣 the accuracy ....
This is so entertaining... it definitely deserves waaay more thumbs up 👍
Absolutely fabulous, thank you!
You guys , are soo much fun!!
Love you guys..
I could not stop laughing, Nick is the best, did you guys go for dinner with Molly after? 😂😂😂
These haunted house attractions occupy a strange place in my heart. I obviously admire the creativity and passion that goes into creating something so gloriously absurd, but watching numerous videos about them makes me realize I'd never under any circumstances actually go into one. I don't want to have to talk to people... D:
"RUDE, I'll see your ass in hell!" My favorite comment. 😄
Nick’s conversation is GOLD. I haven’t cried from laughing this hard in a long time 😂😂
Choked on my breakfast watching this- Nick’s raspy ass voice at the end 😂
loved it when Matteo suddenly begins to sing Emotions by Mariah
This is so hilarious!! 😂😅
I could watch this all day
Why did this remind me of my morning commute on the subway? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had to turn up my oxygen from, "OMG Strobe Warning" to "I think we handled that well". " Give me 3 seconds, I'm sweating, pissing and shitting my pants" " Jesus, Jesus". Your fans need more. OMG Haunted PT 2. Great laughs, keep them coming...go do a haunted hayride and corn maze 💀🎃
Omg!😂😂😂Do you know how many times I watched this??😂😂
Take him ghost hunting
Jesus sh@t biscuits 😂😂
Jeeezus! Oh My God! Holy Shit! Nick you are freaking awesome. You crack me up😘
Nick is hilarious!!!
Now we can compare hunted house with Olive Garden
A Sicilian funeral 😅😂😂
Scaring yourselves for entertainment, I’m a fan
I want to travel the world with Nick
🤣🤣🤣🤣 this was fucking hilarious!
Let me get down the stairs! Oh Shitballs!
Comedy gold 🏅💛
This was the FUNNIEST video EVER. Somebody get these two a show!
He does sound like squidward or the alien from American dad.
OH MY GOD!
Molly is a star
oh my gawd
Terrifying!!!!!
Ya Marys
Absolutely love Nick ❤️🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Nick chastising the actors and trying to lecture them while he and Matteo wear adorable costumes had me rolling.
Best comedic duo on RUclips.
100%!
random ladies: “we have buzz lightyear and woody to protect us🥺”
nick: “we are certainly going to be of no help.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 got me
I can't imagine a better person than Nick to visit a haunted house with! LOL
Now add bob and monet?! Done
Patti?!
I love the backdrop art of the clowns. That's some amazing artwork
Facts.
“We can’t walk three feet without you people ruining this!” Me going out in a well populated area.
Same honestly lmaoooo
Being a scare actor for so long, Nick is just blood in the water for us. He’s the type of guest that is so much fun to mess with and talk about him with other scare actors.
I agree! I used to know a scare actor and he loved when people would react/engage like that
How did you get into the job? Are you an actor?
I'm glad to hear it because I'd worried it was the opposite. Some of the actors looked like they didn't know how to react. It does seem like a fun job, however difficult it might be to avoid CoVid variants in close quarters with an audience like that.
@@clairepettie oh yeah. Last year, our final night, I somehow got COVID from one of the guests. Even though I was boosted (still am), I was out of commission until Thanksgiving.
This year was vastly different (and a lot more fun).
@@Sethger I was asked to in 2000 and it was fun. Didn’t think anything of it. Fast forward to 2016, my partner, Mark, suggested we should try out to be scare actors for Knotts Scary Farm’s sister park, ValleySCARE (Valleyfair). And it was like riding a bike. When you get that first scream, it’s addicting. I scare acted at three different haunts since then. This year was different because I was hired to be a main character in the land I was in for a more family friendly event. It was a big paradigm shift, but I had so much fun!
Nick & Matteo pause to acknowledge chic wall treatments in the haunted house is just fantastic.
I know Matteo is the professional comedian, but Nick is the funny one lol. I could watch Nick dramatically experience anything. Please send him on a Louisiana swamp tour.
LA SWAMP TOUR lmaooooo what an incredible fuckin idea. I would die of laughter
Nick is the set-up guy- seriously how has Netflix NOT given Nick a special yet? They’re just a hot mess express lately, Matteo could singlehandedly rescue this dying brand.
That would be awesome.
They are a duo. Matteo is the straight man in these bits. He sets Nick up to be funny. Not a competition, a team.
Matteo is the Robin Williams to Nick's Nathan Lane
Omg... Matteo busting out Mariah when Molly screamed killed me
YESSSSSSSS 🤣😂🤣
That was my fav part of the whole video lmaoo
Im on a train right now and cackled out loud
Everybody needs a Nick. Matteo and Nick have me full on tears and snot LOL. "Holy Shit Biscuits" I'll be watching this one on a loop for days.
The best
At least when it comes to going through haunted houses, I am the Nick. My friend group thinks it’s funny but I get jump-scared easily.
“Ma’am I’m gonna need you to give me three seconds. Count to the three” 😂 Nick is just gold I knew this was gonna be good after watching the olive garden video 😂
The 'Yvie Oddly?!?!' took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
SAME
ME TOO
Screamed when he said that
DEAD
My favorite observation is that whether it’s a haunted house or walking down the street to get groceries, Nick’s level of … uuhhh Nickness … is 100% consistent 😂
"Jesus, cock sandwiches" is now my go-to phrase that I yell. Thank you both for being incredible humans.
Matteo breaking into Italian at 5:50 was perfect.
"Your BrEAath!!!"...he/she took that one personal. Like, that is not even part of a costume. 😂
I woUldNt
Well… actually
"I think I handled that well." I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The Lohan's have been though alot" - Matteo Lane 2022. That shit took me out ☠
“I would like you to not know me.” 😂 Nick is a riot 😂
Alternate title: Nick being sassy and saying oh my god for 11 minutes
I’ll watch it! 😂😂😂
Or: Woody and Buzz return to Sid's Room: Horror Edition.
“I’ll see your ass in hell too.” 😂😂😂
JESUS MOLLY, WE'RE NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM YET!!! LOL
“Don’t threaten me with a good time”. Everyone needs a Nick in their life.
Nick does not have a lick of charm when talking to other people. But what he does have is the most hilarious reactions 😆
Nick is so ambiently funny xD
“Last time I was double team in a hallway wasn’t like this”
Nick is soooo hilarious.
Definitely wasn’t with two women either 🤡🤣
"It's too much! YOU'RE DOING THE MOST." 😂🤣😂🤣😂 NICK HAD ME ROLLINGGGGG...
I agree, it’s way too much😴💤
The actors absolutely ate that up. I would feel so uncomfortable just having a clown cry and scream in my face, let alone 3 of them.
Surprised there wasn't a "You've got a friend in me" joke from Nick, but it doesn't matter, this video is gold!
Happy (early) Halloween! Now onto my rewatch of the scary godmother...
The "jesus! Shit biscuits!" Had me pissing my pants!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love haunted houses, but I act just like nick!
PLEASE start a podcast together. You all are so fn hilarious!
Gotta respect what it takes to run a good haunted house...even if it's similar to what's offered on Grinder...
"Jesus, let me get down the stairs!" That's me at a haunted house.
Ok. You guys need your own show. I'm rolling on the floor here.
OMG, Nick carries on in the tradition of Charles Nelson Reilly and Paul Lynde! This was absolutely hilarious!
"I think I handled that pretty well" - Nick
I watched in hopes that these two would give me courage to go to the haunted house my lovely friends are forcing me to go to on Halloween....still scared haha
You got this :-) - I get so nervous every time my friends drag me to a haunted house but once you’re in there it goes by so fast and it’s a lot of fun ! And the feeling after is actually rewarding :)
The nerves before tend to be more scary then the event itself. Trick your brain into expecting the worse and its never that bad in the reality of it. It's also a good adrenaline rush and a level of excitement because you went through one. Just be sure to not hit or kick the scare actors, I have almost done it a few times since that's how I react
I go through them literally screaming at everything. But then i laugh. Just know, nothing will happen to you and noone will touch you.
When people jump out and you don't like how scary they are or how close they are just yell, "you dropped your phone" It'll work to get them to break character and look around at least once, and you can scuttle off to the next terror.
Go with somebody who will hold your hand. I went for the first time with a friend who is a total G in the haunted house and it was great because I was having a heart attack but they were smiling hahaha
Nick is freaking hilarious at all times. Literally anywhere. And Matteo constantly breaking into song even in such a scary and high stress environment SENT me 😂. I love this pair omg
Statler and Waldorf the early years 😂 my stomach hurts, im crying, this is SO good. Nick is so funny and Mateo dying laughing at him makes it so much funnier.
I love the way Matteo is just a spectator in Nick’s show, this guy « oh my god » is so funny 😂
"Yvie Oddly?" 😄
Nick has the greatest phrases literally ever 🤣 Matteo's laugh is amazingly contagious! I would love to hang out with these two just people-watching
How Matteo is just laughing at Nick and protecting him the whole time🤣
I never clicked on a video faster. Give these two a show.
This was everything I needed in my life today. I could literally watch you two read the phone book and it would bring me immeasurable joy. I beg you, please take Nick to an amusement park and drag him onto the biggest coaster you can find.
You two are hysterical together! I love watching your reactions to Nick! Love you Matteo!
just judging off of Nick's reaction during the *battle at olive garden* I knew this would be a good one
Came here after Matteo refered to the scary house in a I Never Liked You podcast. 😂😂😂 It's hard to scare me and I love to see people getting scared, I would love to go here with Nick!! 👻🤡🔪
"Well there's no God in you that's for damn sure." and "Yvie Oddly??" sends me. I am in tears over these two 😭😭😭
Nicks commentary was EVERYTHING. 😂
"I feel like im at a Sia concert" I literally laughed out loud.
Nick had me in tears! 😂 Especially when he said “it sounds like I smoked seven packs of cigarettes!” 💀🤣
We're doing shots every time Nick screams "OMG!" Needless-to-say, we're all on the way to the hospital with alcohol poisoning.
Nick screaming "why why why" at 5:25 made me think he and Mateo would make a great Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding for Halloween next year...or maybe just brunch next week. Whatever man, there's no bad time to dress like an ice skater.
My favorite part was when Nick yelled “Awoh my gaaaaawd” 😂. He’s so funny and Matteo’s impression of him is so on point.
Omg Matteo is right. Nick sounds just like Squidward I'm pissing myself.
I love that the hat stayed on whole time.