sometimes as a chicana i feel weird not being able to speak spanish super fluently even tho it was actually my first language but then I hear how confidently people like matteo say they can speak spanish and then I HEAR how they speak spanish and I feel better about how much I can speak lmao
Same here. I still hold back sometimes but I try not to because people really do appreciate the effort of you trying. Sometimes they'll even help you to pronounce or say things more correctly which is nice.
I would’ve loved to have known what was going through that man’s head who was standing right behind Matteo when he said he was gonna bring the Boba Fett mask to a sex party 🤣
This was fucking hilarious and great. As a native New Yorker (from the city! Big difference people), I needed this roast of time square. We all need this. 👏🏽😂
The guy turned directly towards the camera listening in on what he was saying during the second mask he would “walk into the sex party wearing” had me weak.
I lost it at the Sailor Moon reference because thats exactly what I thought when he picked it up. But I specifically remember Usagi saying "oh Darien!" in the voice Mateo made. I just feel seen lmfao
The fact that the mango was the best part confirms Matteo as my spirit animal. The best mask/helmet for him is an apolonian warm metal one, with crystaline feathers around the eyes. Hawkgirl style, "Emily Ratajkowski 2019 met gala"-esque. Change my mind.
That M&M wall is a dangerous game when your 16. I spent $50 accidentally. Ate none of it. Cause I forgot about them in my hotel room. Field trips for kids ya know. Also love the Frankie grande slander. Keep it coming.
Ursula is the best. She did exactly what she said she would and yet everyone got upset about it. She’s just teaching Ariel how to be a feminist. Don’t give up your voice and unique body for a man, girl.
Hmm, I guess it's time to tell off Netflix. I'm personally offended that they haven't offered/given you a special. At least, I got to see you live in Miami. That was a blast! Thank you for the gut busting laughs.
Just stumbled upon Matteo on my RUclips recommended - he’s fluent in multiple languages, I adore his Chicago accent, he’s effing hilarious, and hot as hell I’m dying over here
Lol i cant with u, too funny. U remember me of (Miss Coco Peru) type of vibe, like when she goes around and roast places/ stuff etc.... She makes me laugh as well. =D
This further reaffirms my disinclination to ever waste time, energy, money and effort to be in that part of the world, especially this part. It looks like a horrible tourist trap magnified a gazillion times.... UGH....
Well, Times Square is a special little chunk of Disney-fied tourist dystopia in a really fascinating city. New York is not a place I’d want to live long-term, but I’m really glad it exists; it’s just it’s own reality.
@@sazji best quote from a song...."Live in California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Live in New York city once, but leave before it makes you hard" Wear Sunscreen by Baz Luhrmann
I normally watch your shorts. But now all I get are thumbnails of your flexing while on podcasts 🤣. But definitely glad I found your content, always fun
GIVE THIS MAN A NETFLIX SPECIAL! Personally I vouch for him because the only other person who was able to make me scream-laugh besides Matteo was Louis CK.
Fantastic! I love all the comments when you were shopping! I really would love to see you in a Netflicks or other major network special .I hope all is well with your stand-up and life in general.
My x husband LOVED Times Square! We had to go to NY at least once a month for work, I hate crowds ( and people) so it was a hellish experience for me. Also saw Lion King on Broadway, Beauty and the Beast! That was super fun! Love your impressions of a straight guy and a gay walking! Funny! ❤ from Florida! 🌴
😂 I love you went for peanut butter first! I'm literally eating them right now! Also, peanut m&ms is considered the healthiest of all candy apparently 🤷🏻♀️
"There's a specific type of gay that would wear this, and that gay is Frankie Grande" lmaoooo
It was funny how he brutally burnt him but, who is he? 😅🤣
@@ricardorojas3872 Ariana Grande brother.
Oh I wheezed when he said that
Scientifically proven I hear.
Honestly Netflix should give you a special
Fr I would live for that
Agreed
....on a platter begging our Matteo for his forgiveness
I cannot describe how frequently I busted out into full blown belly laughs while in a crowded nail salon. You're incredible
sometimes as a chicana i feel weird not being able to speak spanish super fluently even tho it was actually my first language but then I hear how confidently people like matteo say they can speak spanish and then I HEAR how they speak spanish and I feel better about how much I can speak lmao
ps i know he's part mexican my point is that his spanish is not perfect and neither is mine so maybe I'll stop feelin bad about how I speak it lolol
@@averyanahi hahah i learned italian first then spanish, so i speak spatalian haha
Same here. I still hold back sometimes but I try not to because people really do appreciate the effort of you trying. Sometimes they'll even help you to pronounce or say things more correctly which is nice.
@@matteolanecomedy Lol. My grandma spoke Portuñol.
I grew up thinking my Spanish to was perfect, and better than any of my cousins, until I started using it a professional context. Umm, no mijo.
I like how you touched the sparkly thing despite the Do Not Touch sign. I stan an unbothered queen. 😂
The Italian accent when you speak Spanish! I love it.
"Not like cats where everyone looks like they have Hep C" made me spit out my coffee.
The cackle that came outta me when he said that 😂😂😂
The effortless charisma and wit is Matteo's way of letting everyone know, "You ain't never had a friend like me".
I’ve been binging on Matteo all month….He is so naturally funny!
I would’ve loved to have known what was going through that man’s head who was standing right behind Matteo when he said he was gonna bring the Boba Fett mask to a sex party 🤣
Honestly this is the best, it's like walking around the mall with a friend.
Yeah, but NONE of my friends are this incredibly hilarious! 😂
do this at every city you're touring in Matteo! love it!
This was fucking hilarious and great. As a native New Yorker (from the city! Big difference people), I needed this roast of time square. We all need this. 👏🏽😂
The guy turned directly towards the camera listening in on what he was saying during the second mask he would “walk into the sex party wearing” had me weak.
The thing about there being no more baritones in Broadway is SO TRUE!
I lost it at the Sailor Moon reference because thats exactly what I thought when he picked it up. But I specifically remember Usagi saying "oh Darien!" in the voice Mateo made. I just feel seen lmfao
The fact that the mango was the best part confirms Matteo as my spirit animal. The best mask/helmet for him is an apolonian warm metal one, with crystaline feathers around the eyes. Hawkgirl style, "Emily Ratajkowski 2019 met gala"-esque. Change my mind.
That M&M wall is a dangerous game when your 16. I spent $50 accidentally. Ate none of it. Cause I forgot about them in my hotel room. Field trips for kids ya know. Also love the Frankie grande slander. Keep it coming.
Dude, as a native speaker, your spanish was pretty good :) You speak spanish with an italian accent and I speak italian with a spanish accent lol
I love your sasss and sarcasm! Always good vibes with you Matteo. Can't wait for your next comedy special 👍🏽
you're so right about broadway voices and the lack of lower voice colors! You should post more of you really singing!
I listened to the new Broadway recording of my favorite show, Caroline, or Change. And i kept thinking this has no darkness in the low notes.
Ursula is the best. She did exactly what she said she would and yet everyone got upset about it. She’s just teaching Ariel how to be a feminist. Don’t give up your voice and unique body for a man, girl.
Matteo speaking Spanish just made him the sexiest gay guy I've ever met thanks to Instagram.
Mateo: “who the hell is getting almond m&m’s??” Guy in grey shirt: “…”
Hilarious as usual, but when you started talking about Sailor Moon that was the icing on the cake of how awesome you are 🌙✨
Please go to LA and collab with Miss Coco Peru. I feel like you two would really get along lol
Dude you are too funny. Netflix please give this man a special!
Ugh! I freakin adore you Matteo. Everything you do is so entertaining. Please keep the content coming!
The license plate that says “Mateo” is still being made at Attica. The boys would like you to go up with John for a fitting.
Omg but the Simpson's reference! And the Sailor Moon!! Omg were meant to be friends!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
He speaks Spanish with an Italian accent xD
Matteo: I'm such a Chicago Stan
*eats a hotdog with JUST ketchup"
The cheek, the nerve, the audacity, the gall and the gumption!
Fellow Maleficent fan here and yes, Disney really dropped all the balls with her. Two movies and this is STILL happening?
Me emocioné mucho cuando Matteo comenzó a hablar en español 😭 pero al mismo tiempo, me dio mucha risa por su acento italiano
Sharp, witty, hilarious and adorable.
Beats any m&m combo.
I’m bordering on stalker obsessed.
😋
Matteo, I love you! Netflix must give you a special, period. We should start a petition! ❤️
“Mexican heaven” lol! I feel so seen right now, mango with chile Tajin was my favorite after school snack growing up.
I live under a rock and discovered you today. Been belly laughing all day, Thank you !
Hmm, I guess it's time to tell off Netflix. I'm personally offended that they haven't offered/given you a special. At least, I got to see you live in Miami. That was a blast! Thank you for the gut busting laughs.
4:55 RIP legendary comedienne Pat Carroll, who just died - she voiced Ursula.
I NEED to see Matteo entering a sex party with a Zerg helmet on 😂😂
Most sex parties do not allow cameras/phones to record at their event.for privacy reasons. So good luck w/that lol.
"...you know how much dick I would get?" I just got told off for waking up my BF screaming with laughter at that.
Matteo I was in Times Square in 1980 wonderful place to people watch. Memory serves there were no food vendors allowed. Thank you for the update tour.
I’m surprised but I shouldn’t be that Matteo sounds like an Italian speaking Spanish.
Just stumbled upon Matteo on my RUclips recommended - he’s fluent in multiple languages, I adore his Chicago accent, he’s effing hilarious, and hot as hell
I’m dying over here
Oh my absolute!! You just brought me right back to New York! Love this!! ❤️❤️🐩
2:50 Attn: Ted Sarandos, Netflix Content Heads, et. al.:
GIVE! MATTEO! A! SPECIAL!
Metteo Lane deserves, everything!!
He deserves his own show!!!
Clips bought me here. Now I want that special. NETFLIX LOOKING AT YOU
finally!!!!! someone who does only ketchup on their hotdog and only cheese on their burger! we are a beautiful but dying breed
Perhaps dying because of that abominable ketchup condiment choice. Ketchup belongs on burgers. It's somewhere in Leviticus, I think.
Only in America where people identify themselves based on condiments on a fast food.
Mango con tajin, Best part!!! Amo tus videos Mateo.
Spanish with a heavy Italian accent
Hahaha I know. I’m sorry
@@matteolanecomedy don't be! Is very charming
hahaha I enjoyed the Italian Spanish
@@matteolanecomedy All good. It's like my name-Spanish with a heavy Italian accent!
ICONIC TBH
Lol i cant with u, too funny. U remember me of (Miss Coco Peru) type of vibe, like when she goes around and roast places/ stuff etc.... She makes me laugh as well. =D
Fighting evil with moonlight
Winning love by daylight
Never running from a street fight
She is the one named Sailor Moon!
Netflix, give this man a special!
"Not like Cats where they all look like they have Hep C." 🤣🤣🤣
Need more of these! And maybe bring some guests along like Schulzy
We need more Mateos in the world to bring balance to the force.
6:42 my favorite baritone has always been Howard Keel in "Kiss Me Kate" and yes.... bring the baritone back!
Yes finally someone notices...where are all the baritones! We need more bari songs!!!
This further reaffirms my disinclination to ever waste time, energy, money and effort to be in that part of the world, especially this part. It looks like a horrible tourist trap magnified a gazillion times.... UGH....
Ok but I want to try all the different kinds of M&Ms
Well, Times Square is a special little chunk of Disney-fied tourist dystopia in a really fascinating city. New York is not a place I’d want to live long-term, but I’m really glad it exists; it’s just it’s own reality.
Damn lol who pissed in your mouth?
@@sazji best quote from a song...."Live in California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Live in New York city once, but leave before it makes you hard" Wear Sunscreen by Baz Luhrmann
@@eoincampbell1584 there are other locations to visit.
"Ok, no shade but....vanilla ice cream cone.....that's a low point" ....is shade, no? 😆 🤣
Love the roast series and the new stuff ,great work
I normally watch your shorts. But now all I get are thumbnails of your flexing while on podcasts 🤣. But definitely glad I found your content, always fun
GIVE THIS MAN A NETFLIX SPECIAL! Personally I vouch for him because the only other person who was able to make me scream-laugh besides Matteo was Louis CK.
Love you Matteo .. enjoy NY. Also my husband Darren Marshall knew you year ago when starting out. Hugs 🫂
All these bulls are bottoming 😂😂😂
The price hikes of Netflix, but we can't get this gem A SPECIAL???
Netflix give this man a special!!!
6:58 I love that you referenced to Oklahoma because nobody ever does and that’s where I was born and raised. Oklahoma City.
Yoooo im so glad youtube shorts recommend me your channel you are hilarious
"Gay squirrels love NY". There's a NYC tourism slogan
I learned who Frankie Grande was yesterday. Now I'm here.
Fantastic! I love all the comments when you were shopping! I really would love to see you in a Netflicks or other major network special .I hope all is well with your stand-up and life in general.
2:33 I’m ashamed as a Chicagoan you ordered ketchup on ur hotdog
I'm still waiting for Netflix to give you a special!! That 2min time you got on Stand Out wasn't enough for meee
Almond and chocolate is an iconic duo, much better than peanut
You have to love the mango with Tajín!!
Okay the way they semi-planned the last shot, the reflection in puddle is actually beautiful
The green M&M joke killed me. She is working in a library now hahahaahh…
Lmao I work at that Olive Garden and that JLO ad creeps me out 😅😅😅
"we have enough problems, we can't be adding chocolate cake to cheese cake" 😂
The gasp following the, "they have pretzel m&m's?". Are they still your friend?!
You are my favorite. Please keep doing you and bringing the world joy
Guy is a natural, just killin it!
Omg. Too many people. Thanks for the tour. Now I will stay clear of it. Lol
My x husband LOVED Times Square! We had to go to NY at least once a month for work, I hate crowds ( and people) so it was a hellish experience for me. Also saw Lion King on Broadway, Beauty and the Beast! That was super fun! Love your impressions of a straight guy and a gay walking! Funny! ❤ from Florida! 🌴
@netflix needs to give you a special.
Same with the gay kid sparkly affliction, Sailormoon's Ginzuishou being S tier.
This dude is legit funny. He needs to be bigger then he is.
@Netflix GIVE THIS BOY HIS SPECIAL ALREADY!
I was here just yesterday so now I’m frantically looking around for myself in the background
Omg I heard you inhale sign and thought you’d be perfect for a Bird Cage reboot! Pleeeeeease do it!💜💜💜💜
😂 I love you went for peanut butter first! I'm literally eating them right now! Also, peanut m&ms is considered the healthiest of all candy apparently 🤷🏻♀️
Oh my god you are hilarious and very on point!!
Thanks for the tour!😊
He's absolutely right about eliminating baritone parts
The part of no Broadway musicals having bass or baritone parts anymore is so true. 😢
6:50 This voice... 7:20 That walk! 😃👍🖤
Yes strong agree. Anytime anyones in a store with name plated things the Bort Scene must be performed in full.
Hell yeah. The mango with Tajín is the best. May wanna try cucumber with Tajín. Very popular in Mexico too