and then all his friends are gonna be like "No! you gotta put your head in the game we're the wildcats!" and Zack will be like woow you guys sound even gayer than me
Absolutely. I remember being humiliated by an adult, my own teacher whom I idolized. What's more, he did it repeatedly. It was 1962 and hearing Matteo say that brought back that shaming. Lasting scars.
@@jewfedmuzik it's a measurement of pitch. middle c, with which most musicians orient themselves and their instrument, is C4, or C in the fourth octave. C7 is extremely high. To put it in perspective, female sopranos are generally expected to range from C4 to C6, which falls and octave short of C7. However, I'm sure that this is his whistle range, which tends to extend to D7 (the second note of his trill). Ariana Grande can hit a E7, one note above Matteo. So yeah, it's pretty high (but it also sounds quite uncontrolled so--)
Funny thing is, the guy that played sharpays brother actually wanted his character to be gay, and the director thought it's a great idea but Disney said no and enforced a shitty love story with that piano girl or sth, but they were literally like "he's gay and everybody will know it" Thats why he switched clothes with Chad, it was a *wink wink* to the audience, and then there was an additional scene on DVD I think where Sharpays Bro and the guy that loved Sharpay just made out
@Solitary Dreamers what I said 😂 sharpays brother is gay af by the decision of the actor and the director, and there should be a gif/video somewhere with that making out thing
I'm straight but so glad to see gay becoming accepted by the wider population. I've never been able to figure out why anyone would care who someone (adult) wants to love. But then I read the Buy Bull. Leviticus 20:13. It even supports slavery! That book has a LOT of explaining to do especially when its followers claim the moral high ground.
@@youngstudIL i'd think as a gay man you'd have more compassion empathy etc for him. you'd never say that about a straight comic talking about heterosexual things. he's not shoving it in ur face, he makes jokes about his life and hes gay so what do u want him to do? listen to his podcast called inside the closet, maybe itll give u some insight. sorry u feel ur own shame about being gay that its hard for u to watch another gay men be successful. check ur self plz
@@shiraz9986 Dismissing common sociocultural hallmarks as "stereotypical" is how you end up telling black kids they aren't allowed to sound like they grew up in a black neighborhood
I can't believe that he didn't include the fact that batman.m indoctrinate young children into his cause and then ruins around his parents' basement in tights.
Racism, sexism,, homophobia... yep, all learned behaviors. Doesn't even have to be overt for them to figure it out. Kids will notice when someone looks or acts different to them or others in their friends group but it's not until those differences are pointed out & labeled as "lesser" or "other" by friends & family that it becomes an issue. Peer pressure, socioeconomic standing, geography, cultural history & media exposure all exacerbate the issues if we aren't actively working to Fix It. Speaking of: I will never understand why DeSatan is going out on this limb... kids smart enough to take AP African American studies? Yeah he's lost all of them already... he's just giving them fuel for the fire, another reason to protest & call them out. And one sure fire way to get ME interested, to get ME to read or learn something... is to tell me no. (I only WISH I'd had access to this kind of class when I was in HS. Luckily my AP History teachers worked a LOT of it into the curriculum, but still...a dedicated class? So jealous!)
Matteo is one of those comedians who consistently delivers in every video I've seen, don't forget to show him some algorithm love and click the like button
Every Disney Character Is Gay - Elsa Doesn't need a man LET IT GO! - Cinderella tempts prince charming with a glass slipper - 7 dwarfs live together....where are the women dwarfs - Every man falls for gaston in beauty and the beast - Kuzco (emperors new groove) every woman he's presented with he rejects
...really good social comment, I remember being up a tree wearing a lovely flowing quilt as a cape and my older brother laughing at me. It hurt so much I never spoke to him again. He is 73, I am 65. He destroyed our relationship. thanks for being you, your wonderful. x
It’s called a “gay accent” & its a very real phenomenon that’s been studied by linguists. They even made a documentary about it. We still have regional accents too so I for example have a gay, southern accent. 🤷🏼♂️ It’s not intentional. I remember trying to hide it when I was a teen & closeted. By the end of the day my throat would be sore from straining my vocal chords trying to “sound straight” by speaking with a lower voice. Good times (not) lol 😂
Omg! Same. I have always spoken in high pitch and when I force it 'down' it kills my throat. It took me years to learn how to feel the difference between my natural 'pink' voice-which is my default setting and the 'manly' voice I never utilised. Turns out that my default setting is speaking from my larynx. When I'm tired, smoked too much or barely slept, I speak from my diaphragm and a lot lower. But I have to consciously 'switch'. I have heard that the pitch isn't the giveaway. It's the pattern of tone. 'Femme' voices tend to end in upward inflections when speaking. 'Butch' voices tend to end in downward inflections. I have heard men with very high pitches and nobody told them they sounded femme. Its the pattern of tone.
I had that thought pop into my head. Why some gay men have what people to consider "gay voices' would love to know what they found out. What about woman do some have a lesbian or butch voice. Being serious not making fun. Anyone know or can direct me to info?? Thanks in advance
Between the creases in his arm muscles and the fold lines on his shirt, I was so distracted. So I watched it again and kept wondering: "Why not short shorts, Matteo?"
This is hilarious! As a gay man, I honestly hate the stereotype (perpetuated by gay men) that being gay equates to non-athletic or non-masculine. I love that I was a gay kid who played with balls (wink wink) rather than dresses or shoes. Although, I will say that most gay I know can't throw a football. Interesting.
"Well, Zach's gonna have a secret to share with everyone."
LMAO
😭😂
😂
That has me dead lol
and then all his friends are gonna be like "No! you gotta put your head in the game we're the wildcats!" and Zack will be like woow you guys sound even gayer than me
"Every Disney character is gay"
_Thinking about that time a whole bar of guys were admiring Gaston_
Plus it was confirmed his sidekick IS gay and loves him.
Well, have you _seen_ Gaston?
@@hanburgundy4317 lmfao right???
@@hanburgundy4317 I remember watching the animated version of Beauty and the Beast. So many of the guys loved, admired him, even his sidekick did.
@@iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992
Well, it's not... very hard.... to see whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao
"It's always the adult who shames you." A little bit of heartbreak in the middle of a comedy routine.
I totally felt that 💔
I think comedy is at its best when there is a kernel of truth in the routine...makes it funny and true at the same time
Absolutely. I remember being humiliated by an adult, my own teacher whom I idolized. What's more, he did it repeatedly. It was 1962 and hearing Matteo say that brought back that shaming. Lasting scars.
@@DavidKerley I'm so sorry that happened to you.
Jup my uncle was always the one calling me a sissy when I was a kid... Nobody else did at the time...
That intro was like, “Mariah who? Ariana who?”
Imagine cover when? lol
Where
Melanin Casanova please don't put Mariah and Ariana in the same sentence
Please don’t compare Mariah to anyone
Pasquale perrone Mariah is no bueno now.
He is right. Barbie has been criticised for so many things yet Batman and Superman are golden with all their flaws
Chris Pacman Clearly you never met fandom...
Women are just never happy. Hahaha
Superman? Dude come on u didn’t even try
what flaws?
give me a break
"It's hard to play football when you're RUNNING IN THESE HEELS!"
We stan a Queen
And we do
C7 - D7 whistle at the beginning. Word!
Lol dude :-)))
He used to sing opera
What's that mean?
@@jewfedmuzik it's a measurement of pitch. middle c, with which most musicians orient themselves and their instrument, is C4, or C in the fourth octave. C7 is extremely high. To put it in perspective, female sopranos are generally expected to range from C4 to C6, which falls and octave short of C7.
However, I'm sure that this is his whistle range, which tends to extend to D7 (the second note of his trill). Ariana Grande can hit a E7, one note above Matteo.
So yeah, it's pretty high (but it also sounds quite uncontrolled so--)
Very limited use if you cant enunciate in whistle register
the difference between the Gay Voice and the way he said "my friend" killed me. i fucking love this guy.
“That’s why I think they should call it ‘fruit by the foot’.”
10/10 this guy is great 😂
Matteo Lane: if Freddie Mercury and Liza Minelli decided to have a baby.
That's fitting, since her husband was gay.
Omg, now that you've said it, yes!
LOL that's my head-canon now
And Matteo has an amazing Liza voice he does often.
For the first second I was like, damn this dude is getting all the ladies... wait. Lol
lilchadaldrich it be like that
He’s getting all the boys. He’s fine, trust me
I saw him. And then I heard him. And my first impression changed so fast I got whiplash.
I think iys funny tyey all scream for him but none will get him lol
lilchadaldrich more like, all the loadsssss🤣🤣🤣🤣
No one laughed at that "deli worker face" joke but it was spot on 🤣🤣
Highlight of all his jokes
Okay - anyone else smelling a hint of Freddie Mercurys missing brothers son ?
That is very specific, so no.
Nope. Not even near
I was wondering who he reminded me of
@@gwynneththomas5822, t ruuew
Yes
Sharpay is a femme lesbian and you *cannot* change my mind
Funny thing is, the guy that played sharpays brother actually wanted his character to be gay, and the director thought it's a great idea but Disney said no and enforced a shitty love story with that piano girl or sth, but they were literally like "he's gay and everybody will know it"
Thats why he switched clothes with Chad, it was a *wink wink* to the audience, and then there was an additional scene on DVD I think where Sharpays Bro and the guy that loved Sharpay just made out
@Solitary Dreamers what I said 😂 sharpays brother is gay af by the decision of the actor and the director, and there should be a gif/video somewhere with that making out thing
@@croissant2882 I always thought that her Brother was gay lol. He looked gay, he talked gay, he dressed gay ASF😂it just wasn't confirmed but WE KNEW!
@@croissant2882 sharpay's brother was obviously gay. they didn't even need to confirm it tbh
Sharpay and Ryan's parents hit the gay jackpot
I'm straight but so glad to see gay becoming accepted by the wider population. I've never been able to figure out why anyone would care who someone (adult) wants to love.
But then I read the Buy Bull. Leviticus 20:13. It even supports slavery! That book has a LOT of explaining to do especially when its followers claim the moral high ground.
As a gay man thank you
@@EDAN-VIRO As a straight man, you're welcome.
That spelling is amazing and I’m using it
@@Userhandle7384 Thanks, my wife noticed the similarity, she's good at that.
tHaT bOOk does explain much. You should try reading it.
shot everytime he reconfirms he's gay
sportyp dear god no you don’t want this to be the last thing you see
anal everytime he reconfirms he's gay
@@ledf2012 That was a fun weekend
sportyp I’m gay but even I got tired if heading him say it... Stop shoving it in our faces.... 😒
@@youngstudIL i'd think as a gay man you'd have more compassion empathy etc for him. you'd never say that about a straight comic talking about heterosexual things. he's not shoving it in ur face, he makes jokes about his life and hes gay so what do u want him to do? listen to his podcast called inside the closet, maybe itll give u some insight. sorry u feel ur own shame about being gay that its hard for u to watch another gay men be successful. check ur self plz
*GENDER ROLES* cue angry face
Me too, man, me too.
.... that couldnt be a gayer introduction
I LOVE IT
Well, if we are happy with stereotypes lol
@@shiraz9986 And we are!
I’ve seen gayer
@@shiraz9986 Dismissing common sociocultural hallmarks as "stereotypical" is how you end up telling black kids they aren't allowed to sound like they grew up in a black neighborhood
This guy can draw, tell jokes, and is insanely handsome. UNFAIR 😭😭😭
he can sing too
@gay blackboy grosss.
😆
...and is incredibly intelligent and can SING!
And speak five languages
I thought that whistle tone was someone from the audience whistling 😯
I was getting luigi vybes should have known he was Italian
Him: i’m Italian and also Mexican so from here up I look like…
Me: A younger Freddie mercury?
Him: a deli worker
Dude you’re funny. I lost it at fruit by the foot. 😂
I DIED WHEN HE SAID ABOUT BATMAN LMAO
it's funny because it's true :-D
Was that a joke? The 'fruit by the foot' was the only real funny bit.
I can't believe that he didn't include the fact that batman.m indoctrinate young children into his cause and then ruins around his parents' basement in tights.
I want this guy...like *WANT* him
Fight me for him.
u forced me to be greedy dude...then i want *BOTH*
and fangays...
Edward Chen Beat me to that. You know what? We’ll share ;)
@@takeru91 I can do that definitely.
That’s actually a crazy observation
It’s never the kids who care, it’s the adults
Kids only start caring after they learn it from the adults
True, but when adults shame you, the impact is much heavier, at least it was to me....
Racism, sexism,, homophobia... yep, all learned behaviors. Doesn't even have to be overt for them to figure it out.
Kids will notice when someone looks or acts different to them or others in their friends group but it's not until those differences are pointed out & labeled as "lesser" or "other" by friends & family that it becomes an issue. Peer pressure, socioeconomic standing, geography, cultural history & media exposure all exacerbate the issues if we aren't actively working to Fix It.
Speaking of: I will never understand why DeSatan is going out on this limb... kids smart enough to take AP African American studies? Yeah he's lost all of them already... he's just giving them fuel for the fire, another reason to protest & call them out. And one sure fire way to get ME interested, to get ME to read or learn something... is to tell me no.
(I only WISH I'd had access to this kind of class when I was in HS. Luckily my AP History teachers worked a LOT of it into the curriculum, but still...a dedicated class? So jealous!)
Matteo is one of those comedians who consistently delivers in every video I've seen, don't forget to show him some algorithm love and click the like button
IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE INTRO??! DAMN THOSE HIGH NOTES
Wow, is this guy terrific. He’s hilarious. I love how fresh and energetic he is. I want to see more comedy from him.
Matteo belting that whistle note is just, *chef's kiss*!
Well Zack is gonna have a secret to share with everyone😂😂😂
he's so funny
thank him hire him
willam, i love you
@H D look at this offended progressive
No hes not
I felt he came off unnecessarily gay.
my favorite thing about stand up is how abrupt the endings always are
Mateo is so daddy it hurts 😭
I just cant see the 'daddy' in him?
@@MsNovazz you can see the daddy in him if his dating an older man
First of all. Mateo is entirely twunk.
Daddies have sex with women to produce a child, thus becoming a daddy. This thing will never do that, by choice.
youwantthisdog thing? Calm down, and go back behind the closet.
Why was it called “every Disney character is gay”?.. cuz of that one joke?
Joseph Bianco it was the hook to get you here, it worked.
Clickbait
Facts..
LMAO, that was my response too. I thought the routine was funny, but the one Jafar joke was like, okay, that's the name of the routine?
No, that's not why lol
You dont need an acting career you need to be a singer. Damn that whistle note was unbelievable!
This guy's timing is off the charts. Loved it!
4:23"Well it's it's very hard to catch
When your running in this HEEEELLLSS"
Well hell yeah! Especially stilettos...when it's muddy. NOT TODAY!!!
One of the best 6 minutes of my life
Dillonely Guy THAT’S WHAT *_SHE_* SAID!!!!!
@@kungpaopizza2126 🤣
@@kungpaopizza2126 🤣
Someone give this guy a Netflix special please! Have seen his short clips and always leaves me wanting more!
😂😂😂Fruit by the foot
omg.... lol
Before I had a concept of what gay was < under 10 and in the 1960s>I called all the camp tv personalities I loved "funny uncles"!
I wish my gay uncle was this funny on the daily. We usually gotta get him drunk before he starts throwing gay jokes around! Lol #GoodTimes
George Washington Did your gay uncle pull out?
2:33 "The Richard Simmons of Space!" C-3PO!
I like how comfortable he is😂😂
3:32
He should've ended the Jafar joke with "He also wants to stroke the lamp!" 😂
Loved the insight about Barbie's impossible predicament
WOW, how the hell did he hit those Mariah Carey whistle notes?! 😱
I read he actually was an opera singer first....he is awesome!!!
Practice!
Classically trained.
Confirmation just in, Jafar is the only Disney character.
Scar?
Gaspar's little sidekick
Colton Turbville scar tried to get with nala tho In a deleted scene.
And C3PO
Excuse me ? Have you forgoten our gay prince Ryan Evans from High School Musical ?
Well, homeboy can get it.
Hot talented funny.
I love Mateo so much I’m so happy to see so many people watching him!!! He’s sucha delight!!! Oh YES Honey!!!
I remember seeing him at my college live. Probably my favorite memory of last semester.
jesus this man is hot!
@gay blackboy oh,
@gay blackboy Unless you're into tantric, that's usually how that is supposed to go.
yea tantric is about not cumming cause you would lost your energy or some shit idk
@gay blackboy tantric is basically edging... but like... FOREVER
Ya dick pigs
Okay the "fruit by the foot" joke killed me! 🤣🤣🤣
i would LOOOOOOVE TO HAVE HIS VOICE SO BAD...I MEAN THAT MARIAH NOTE AT THE BEGINNING, DAMN BOY...YOU ARE SO FAB
"C-3P0, the Richard Simmons of space!"
HE REALLY DOES HAVE DELI FACE
I heard this exact bit on a JFL compilation on Spotify, and I still think about it like 4 times a week lol
Damn, that whistle register!🤯❤That alone is a rare skill, but the comedy is superb!!
And the genie in Aladdin? "Fabulous Harry, love the feathers". 😂😂 Damn it, now I want to watch Aladdin.
Stopppp he's so naturally funny I love him 😭
I was not expecting that type of personality to come out of that body. Like he has a mustache and a muscle shirt, come on.
@@bluespectralmonkey what no he looked more like one of then jersey shore douchebags then a gay guy lol.
this is a recent look many gay men have now. your gaydar is off, buddy!
Slight correction...he has a MISS-stache and a muscle SKIRT.
Anything more fitted than a potato sack is going to be a muscle shirt on those shoulders and arms.
Who else thinks he looks similar to milo ventimiglia?
They're both Italian :)
@@RickVietsub no, they are not Italian, but they have Italian origins. it's different
"You idiot I'm gay!" needs to be a ringtone/reaction gif
‘The Richard Simmons of space!’ 😂
He looks like every guy who's called me fat on Grindr
Every Disney Character Is Gay
- Elsa Doesn't need a man LET IT GO!
- Cinderella tempts prince charming with a glass slipper
- 7 dwarfs live together....where are the women dwarfs
- Every man falls for gaston in beauty and the beast
- Kuzco (emperors new groove) every woman he's presented with he rejects
he's got potential
lmao hes a very famous comedy. who the fuck ru??
...really good social comment, I remember being up a tree wearing a lovely flowing quilt as a cape and my older brother laughing at me. It hurt so much I never spoke to him again. He is 73, I am 65. He destroyed our relationship. thanks for being you, your wonderful. x
That dear lord kills me everytime. 😉😄😄😂😂😂😂💀
And the genie in Aladdin is also gay. Loved that.
"It's always the adult's who shame you...".
Never a truer story.
Another great set by one of my favorites. A true legend. Keep coming back for another listen.
The only way i'm going to start a conversation from now on will be in my whistle register lmao omg that was awesome
It’s called a “gay accent” & its a very real phenomenon that’s been studied by linguists. They even made a documentary about it. We still have regional accents too so I for example have a gay, southern accent. 🤷🏼♂️ It’s not intentional. I remember trying to hide it when I was a teen & closeted. By the end of the day my throat would be sore from straining my vocal chords trying to “sound straight” by speaking with a lower voice. Good times (not) lol 😂
Omg! Same. I have always spoken in high pitch and when I force it 'down' it kills my throat. It took me years to learn how to feel the difference between my natural 'pink' voice-which is my default setting and the 'manly' voice I never utilised. Turns out that my default setting is speaking from my larynx. When I'm tired, smoked too much or barely slept, I speak from my diaphragm and a lot lower. But I have to consciously 'switch'. I have heard that the pitch isn't the giveaway. It's the pattern of tone. 'Femme' voices tend to end in upward inflections when speaking. 'Butch' voices tend to end in downward inflections. I have heard men with very high pitches and nobody told them they sounded femme. Its the pattern of tone.
I had that thought pop into my head. Why some gay men have what people to consider "gay voices' would love to know what they found out. What about woman do some have a lesbian or butch voice. Being serious not making fun. Anyone know or can direct me to info?? Thanks in advance
Between the creases in his arm muscles and the fold lines on his shirt, I was so distracted. So I watched it again and kept wondering: "Why not short shorts, Matteo?"
He was wearing his "minthing jeans", are you people never satisfied?
OMG! “Fruit by the Foot” 😂😂😂😂😂
He looks like milo ventimiglia or however thats spelled.
1:27 I didn't agree at first when he said it but literally two words and he NAILED that shit! xD Hahahaha
I need more of him. I laugh so hard.
He killed me with his C3PO impersonation
Barbie has indeed taken so much smack and yet keeps trying her best 🤣🤣🤣
i love him
edit: i actually started the video after writing my comment and the whistle tone has made me love him so much more
I just made your likes 69
your welcome
FUN FACT: The guy who animated or designed Disney characters like Jafar and other was gay. Makes sense
Just saw him on Flagrant 2 and he cracked me up. So funny
I just really thought he would Sound Like "Hey my friend!"😂
The beginning scream sounds like when you opened your car door from the inside after you locked it and it started an alarm
Hey. *Leave Batman alone* . He has enough troubles already
Bet you his parents don't give him any trouble
Why there are always underrated comments like this one floating around not receiving the number of likes they actually deserve?
my wig was SNATCHED as soon as he busted out that whistle tone, girl, he could have just ASKED to borrow my wig!
every second of this is pure gold 😂
“Fruit by the Foot”😂😂😂
Omg. I’m in love. 😍 Funny & handsome ...I mean
Omg that screech at beginning is amazing!
Matteo is an awesome talent. Two snaps and a twist!👨❤️👨
This is hilarious! As a gay man, I honestly hate the stereotype (perpetuated by gay men) that being gay equates to non-athletic or non-masculine. I love that I was a gay kid who played with balls (wink wink) rather than dresses or shoes. Although, I will say that most gay I know can't throw a football. Interesting.
I love Love LOVE him! I want to see more of him everywhere!!!
I want more!!! 😭😭😭 Love his comedy!!
Why does he look like he’s related to Charli and Dixie Da’melio lmao
Like their facial features lmao
You can always be overdressed, but you can never be underdressed.