Matteo Lane - Men Don't Know how to Talk to Gay People
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- #MatteoLane on coming out to his dad, Peter Pan, and being flamboyant as a kid.
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Coming out to one's father by singing a Puccini aria( written for a soprano). Works for me.
I always sing our local Italian festival for my opera company as a strolling street singer trying to raise money and awareness for the company. Everyone always wants to hear this aria. At first I would say "that's Loretta's aria, can I sing you something else?" . Eventually I learned it and sang it and sadly, it raised more money than Largo from the Barber of Seville.....and its much easier to sing.
A Puccini aria begging daddy to let you marry the man of your dreams!
is it from madame butterfly?
@@psychologicallyspeaking It's from Gianni Schicchi, the third of the one-act operas in Il trittico (1918).
@@roddo1955 i love this comment. Bless you
Extra layer of meaning...the lyrics he sang translate as: 'Oh, dear daddy, I like him; he's beautiful'
Grandpa 👴
I actually think that’s where he was going with a joke. You just have to be knowledgeable of opera or Italian in order to get the joke. I think most people just laughed because it’s a guy singing soprano.
i laughed cause no carro means no car in spanish so i kinda read in between the lines 😂
Ah, the Soprano National Anthem.
@@fefiforum No. It's "dead daddy". Babbo is papà o padre, in dialetto toscano. Babbo--> babbino (dad--> daddy).
“If anybody rules, it’s Janet Jackson” 😭😭😭😭
I would have said Madonna in that era
He wasn't wrong.
@@johniii8147 I dunno. He referenced c&c music factory which is definitely more Janet than Madonna
3:02
Ms. Jackson if you're nasty.
Straight guys do insist on calling gay guys "buddy" as aggressively as possible.
If they only knew the gay meaning of that word
Yep lol I'm so glad my bf is lighthearted. He will be like "hey wanna hear some tea?" If theres drama lol
@@DaninMaine what’s the gay meaning…?
@@SmuggyOcelot A "buddy" is a casual sex partner you hook up with on a semi regular basis. It is a short form of "f***buddy"
@@SmuggyOcelot
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Comedian, opera singer, oil painter, he's just insanely talented. I wish he'd sung more of the aria, because his voice is gorgeous
He also speaks something like 4 languages!
Don't forget cooking!
Wtf were you listening to? Sounded like a crowd of dying cats 😆
Do you mean that or are you just being argumentative to start something? Just curious because I thought it was beautiful, and Mateo is actually a trained opera singer. So I am curious what you are hearing, maybe your device doesn't have great sound??
@@MommyOfZoeAndLiam I didn't even know how to respond to an insult like that. Thank you for replying and asking what I couldn't find the words for. I definitely agree, the issue is on his end, because Matteo sounded gorgeous to me - like the trained opera singer he is
“Steve! I think this one’s gayer than the other one” I DIED 😭
already crying laughing at the "everybody dance now" but at the "badap bap bap" I completely lost it!
How many people don't love C&C Music Factory?
whats the badap bap bap song?
@@joezhou7491 "Gonna Make You Sweat" by C&C Music Factory
that took me out 😂
As a bisexual: "half and half" resonates
Lmao same 😂
as a bi man same lmao
Yeah, Indeed
But you always prefer one more than the other so which ever you prefer more of is what identifies you.
@@trinistar1930 no tf it doesn't💀
His delivery of this joke has gotten better and I like now how he uses a faster pace. I think he’s also gotten more confident.
Yeah the differences are subtle, but they make such a difference. Really makes you appreciate how difficult stand-up is
yeah he's gotten funnier for sure! I appreciate this kind of pace usually but he is funnier faster
I love him, and you’re right, it really makes you realise how hard they’ve worked to get the delivery and pacing right for them. I could watch him all day! Oh, but not in a creepy way…😬
Lmao my sister and I are both lesbians and our dad is… “proud” too
My friend is gay. His younger brother is also gay. There was a third sibling, their younger sister. Yep. Gay. Mom's batting 3 for 3.
I'll bet he is.
@@OkRennie11 knew a family of 9 kids and 6 were gay… this was 30 years ago. Another 2 out of 3. Another the only two children, both sons. This is likely more common than people realize.
@@OkRennie11 my boyfriend too. His middle brother came out 1st. Then my boyfriend and then 3 years ago his oldest brother came out. 3 out of 3. But luckily his parents are super cool with it. Infact we moved from Germany to Spain and live 2 blocks away from his parents. Guess I'll see them later, like every night 😃
@@IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS erm... yeah of course it's common to run in families... being gay is genetic not a choice... thought we all knew that now. Most of the women in my family are bi.
The "everybody dance now" killed me!! I went back to rewatch just that part and even though i knew it was coming i still choked on my pop tart laughing when he did it :'D Its just the way he does it!!! It cracks me up.
Lesson to learn: Do not stick food in or around your mouth when you know you are going to watch or re-watch something funny.
I'm straight up eating a pop tart right now as well dude. 😅
Also, never drink things while watching lets plays of horror games with jump scares, whilst using headphones. The jump scares happen when you least expect it, at the most inconvenient times.
I love when comics laugh at their own jokes.. it's like they're having so much fun 😜
YES!!!!! They're having fun and I also think it's strategy. 9 times out of 10, when someone sees a person laughing and having fun, they're going to laugh.
I do that too 😂
I do that too 😂
Y'all ever heard about that guy that gets with dogs!? If not, its the Same guy with the whole, 2bears 1 kool-aid. lol 😆 betrayer Kristen! Laughing and killing and having the best time ever! Jelly honestly
Yeah... It's a shame that he's not funny.
Wow, this guy is good. In complete control. He dares to insert surprisingly long periods of silence... which would be deadly for a less-seasoned standup.
it's so gay of him to actually be an incredible singer but joke about it.
Wut
@@luxitos2867 ✨COMEDY✨
This guy is so damn funny and one of the nicest people I’ve ever met!
You met him? Where, and what were the circumstances, if so?
@@tigergreg8 he came to UF for pride month and did a small show!
And so damn 😍
I put on Disney songs and sang along to ‘Some day my prince will come...’ I turned out massively straight...acting.
Massively straight huh...
for me it was the little mermaid. and you guessed it I'm so straight... acting.
I did Ethel Meman impersonations.
😂😂😂😂💔
@@tomtomlinson4826 I couldn't sing, and so I did Jayne Mansfield impersonations.
Love following you, had a ton of gay friends and lesbian friends and my dad who cam out at 65! Lost some in the 90’s from AIDS, we moved away from Chicago after 30 years and miss my friends. Love listening to you as it brings back so many wonderful memories.
The fact that he sang the "everybody dance now" bit in a higher key than the original. DAMN
honestly that's not particularly unusual for a trained male performer when a capella. his vocal bridge is probably too close to the original key to risk ruining the bit so he shifted it slightly up to prevent his voice cracking. also since he's (clearly) a tenor it was probably easier for him to go up than try to sing a lower key in his chest voice with the same level of bombast. he's a great singer though.
This whole comment section is like “you can be gay, just don’t talk about it. And if you do talk about it, don’t do it like that. My best friend is gay!”
😂😂😂
Yuppp you see it with minorities all the time. I've seen remarkably similar statements about black people all the time, including from my own parents :/
Every straight person who says that should be required to follow their own advice. No talking about their date or their spouse. No public affection allowed. Absolutely no mention of heterosexuality allowed. See how they like it.
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You should come back to the comment section now. All of the top ones are super positive. As they should be.
my stomach muscles now hurt at 9am due to how much I’ve laughed at this comedy segment. And that ladies and gents - counts as my pre-holiday gym workout.
Amen to that 😂
So much better than crunches.
I am extremely in awe and jealous of his singing pipes, like damn, release an album already.
I was painting my nails not even looking when I heard "Everybody dance now" and i almost died...
The visual of "Steve.... I think this one is gayer than the other one!" Had me in stitches omfg
The day when you don’t have to “come out” and you just show up with your boyfriend or girlfriend and nobody acts stupidly weird will be a good day for equality and the human race. I’m straight, but I figure if everyone were like me, the world would be a boring place. If you’re happy in your own skin, that’s what’s important.
Someones a SJW
@@thewelfarian2721 lol
Hey dude, thanks for being an ally! Our community needs more people like you!
@@thewelfarian2721 More like they’re a normal person.
strange ppl here
I laughed so hard I think I woke the entire family. Brilliant humor.
His power is such that his laugh peaks people into being woke
Start to finish couldn’t stop laughing, and I think i’ve even heard this set a couple times. I freaking love this guy!
Agreed, I've seen it before & it's still hysterical.
He likely has!
Oh I was wondering if anyone thought he was very funny.
I only laughed once so I was interested if anyone not in the audience laughed.
He is hilarious!!!! That part about the gynecologist…. Oh my my!!!
"EVERBODY DANCE NOW!" with a spreading open gesture 😂 That's the moment I hit the like button.
“ Steve, I think 🤔 this one’s gayer then the other one!” 👀
😂
I'm gay and my late sister was a lesbian... so my parents saved alot of $ by not having to spoil grandchildren! 🤣
I mean, we have kids too... especially lesbians 😜
Oh who knows. You both now have the option to have kids should you so choose.
That’s a good thing ig..
@@johniii8147 5 months later but just wanted to say underrated joke lol
@@johniii8147 he said "late sister"... 😭
Absolutely killed this set. Matteo is great 🔥
That falsetto is genuinely impressive.
But damn the dude can really sing.
Yes, he was a legit opera singer before doing comedy
Mateo Lane always makes me laugh. He’s charming funny, and very talented.
Jajaja, wth is going on on my vagina
You’re incredible man. Every video of yours I watch is amazing. I either die laughing, or learn something useful in the kitchen. I’m saying that with my dad being a Michelin chef too! The way you make Italian food makes so much more sense than how I was taught. I want to see, or hope to find a video of you making pasta from scratch. That would be tops brother lol.
Laughing so hard at the end I could feel my vocal cords clapping bro the ending took me OUT
that "badapbapap" at the end was flawless
"What is happening in my uterus" 😅😂🤣
Just look for the mirrorball...
If this comedy thing doesn't work out, he should try singing.
He did, that's why he's a comedian (seriously). He also was a successful illustrator & still does that in his spare time.
Too true
I think he did a thing of "if the jokes are crap, remember the awesome singing" 🤣
I think that he performs as an opera singer.
was gunna SAY
It's unfair how talented this guy is.
EVERYBODY DANCE NOOOW! 😂😂
Same, growing up with my baby Bubba. An old VHS recording showed up of all of us chilling at the house in the Summer and him singing at the top of his operatic voice to Whitney Houston on a Christmas album...Love you, Bubba!!
that last joke with the Uterus Disco ay be my favorite joke.
That was a beautiful voice.
That completed me. I feel him so hard. Except it was me in roller skates and a picnic table cloth reenacting Xanadu in my backyard which was paved with brick so it never ended well. No matter HOW committed I was to the Olivia Newton-John-ness of it all. 😹
BAHAHAHAAH!! 🤣
Me lip syncing Diana Ross in the mirror with a hairbrush as my mic. Sometimes you just gotta let it rip!🤣
It was Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You in my bedroom mirror with a comb for me lol
Bad girls. Moms purse.
Wonderful visual!!
Moms are always such a fountain of comedy. I think we all have great stories, but so far his are the best!
I was on a trip with my mom in Europe and it was one of those trips where everything is planned out. One night I had a little too much wine and started telling all these “funny” stories about my mom and she was sitting right there. She was a good sport though. But seriously, she’s like a comedy goldmine.
@@simplicitylost lol, dear mom. Your existance has made mine possible in too many ways- the most lucrative has got to be your endless supply of comedy.
Moms are stories. Dads are trauma.
One of my favorite Matteo Lane videos so far!
love the Janet mentioning 🤩 his brother was/is soooo right about that 🤩
"...that can't be right..."
"BA DA BA BOP"
I'M DYING
This whole bit is just an excuse for him to flaunt his operatic abilities and honestly im here for it
I love Mateo. I love his sense of humor.
No u don’t
@@jeanakatherine9369 hahahahahahhaahah ok
@@jeanakatherine9369 posing as a black person I see, I am important to you. But I give you no space behind a false identity. If you are going to come to me, do not pose as someone else like a coward b.
@@everythingdana9322 what??? I was just kidding wen I said no u don’t…..I meant no harm…I don’t know where all this hostility came from….damn
I don't remember seeing this guy before. A great new comic. Life is good.
"You don't seem gay."
"Uh...thanks. You don't seem straight."
“Let’s meet in the middle and be bisexual”
Matteo should write an opera about his childhood. It would be faaaaabulous!
one of the most effortless version of o mio babbino caro that ive heard 💖💖💖💖💖
Oh my god he is such a talented singer! 😍 The Janet Jackson anecdote cracked me up
Mateo is great, love his humour so relaxed and easy. 🤩🤩
I sound like siren head when I sing, but it is still fun to try.
AHHH LMAOOOO "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW" Now that's an awesome uterus
This guy is really funny, but that singing voice, Wow. Honestly, it sounds like he could go professional with that.
He was a professional opera singer before doing comedy.
🤣"everybody dance now"🤣
finally found matteo!! he opened for hasan minhaj in dc today, i was sooo impressed by him!!
That "If it's on sale" voice [1:39] turned me on so much.
He gets better and better every video !!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤
Is choking on coffee worth it when he sings, "Everybody dance now?" Why yassss!
" Steve...I think this one is gayer than the other one!" What are the chances?
I have to stop watching comedy late at night. Neighbours can’t rest in peace. 😂
I lost it at EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!
Holy shit, i fell out of bed laughing when he got to the gyno joke...
holy shit, that was hilarious
4:23 had me in tears 😂
Funny stuff Matteo!! Hope to see more material!
he is funny. I was chucking along...then the end he completely cracked me up. I lol'd a solid minute. Hilarious.
Damn that was some good Aria
its amazing how much Matteo has grown since this
He might be 5’6” but he’s got a 6’5” personality 😍🤩
5'6 is NOT SHORT! It is perfectly normal!
Ahem...I am almost 5'7 so I am like, a lot taller than he is.
I absolutely love his story about coming home from preschool and singing to the birds in the tree in his back yard like a Disney princess. That and his cousin's sparkly dress up shoes! He must have been adorable.
I love you Matteo! You are SOOOO FUNNY and extremely talented!!
Such talent! Love him he is so fun and entertaining!
You are GREAT!
I started seeing your clips a couple of days ago and I haven’t stopped laughing since! You’re refreshingly new and so hilarious. Can’t wait to see you live! 🥰🥰
He's refined his set since this
You are the WHOLE PACKAGE!!!!
I’m starting to get obsessed with this comedian! 😍 he’s goooooooood ❤️
MATTEO You are so one of my favorites!!! I can't wait to see all of the wonderful things you have coming your way! Love watching all that you do! And I'm a straight white girl. Who also lived in Miami Beach for over a decade.... but still 🥰
Hilarious, such a natural comedian
That last joke absolutely killed me... Mateo is a legend
Janet Jackson! 🤣 Well, we queers are a part of a rhythm nation, so…
Absolutely hysterical. Love Matteo!
Heart breaking how hard he has to work the straight crowd for them to understand the jokes, but ALSO! What terrific microphone control. A virtuoso
It's times like that I'm glad I speak Italian. 😄
This suddenly became my new favourite standup routine. All hail Matteo Lane!
Such a good singer
That was criminally short!
Somebody please pick me up from the floor 😂😂🔥
I died at “Everybody Dance Now” 😂😂😂😂
1000 percent true men don’t know how to talk to gay men at all
@The RussianFront please don't be Russian
Gay men are "true" men. They just aren't *heterosexual*
What exactly is a "true" men? Lol
I think Matt Nelson meant,"1000 percent true. Men don't know how to..."
See, they don’t know us gays don’t know how to add mental comma when we read comments
I adore you so much, you are so funny and personable and a beautiful person
Oh Matteo, we missed you honey! 😂😂😂😂
11 months ago, love his surgeon and trainer. I love this guy so much
THE ONLY THING I HAVE TO SAY is move on stage. The rest is so good and perfect!