Matteo Lane | I'm Bitter
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- Опубликовано: 21 мар 2024
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"Two middle-aged lesbians paying their mortgage on time"
The DREAM
I did not expect his recreation of the music to be so good, amazing!
Yeah forgot for 2 sec that he's a trained opera singer. 😅
His singing is amazing! So is his comedy!
I'm 24, closeted and living in a small country-side religious Town in italy and I'm soooo bitter.
Also the Heartstopper syndrome is real
Dude, get out of there. :) (I know, I know, easier said than done…)
ouch... sud immagino?
Immagino che anche in veneto o simili non sia una passeggiata.
@@glitch84-maybe not in Venetian, but in Venezia? Come in. Gayest place on earth.
I don’t know enough about Italy to know this… but are there safe places for you in your own country? Gotta be right? Jesus, I’m such an American. I know nothing. I just wish I could hug you and help you.
For what it’s worth, you’ve got a middle aged dumb American rooting for you. Stay safe.
My neighbors think Matteo is hilarious, too. To clarify: I live in a hole in the wall where the “walls” are actually made from toilet paper & toothpaste. I’m cooking while watching this & shrieking bc it’s…Matteo & I just heard a mocking shriek from the other side of the “wall.” It was as accurate as Matteo’s documentary music impression. I need to crawl into my oven now. 🫠
That brings up even more questions
@@KEeosFight If I have to guess, he lives the dream in NY 🤣
@@kreaturenand paying about 5k a month- which was a bargain.
as a closeted 20 yo who cries in the dark to "I Rise" by Madonna, I feel very attacked rn lmfao
Do you need to talk? Are you safe?
Hugs to you, stranger. Great song choice, but you shouldn’t have to live that way.
@@83gemm hey! Im okay 😄 thx for the virtual hug
I totally get this. Queerlings today have no idea how hard it was before.
He's a natural!
*except the wig
@@homoerectus6953 Haaaa
He had hair surgery
@@homoerectus6953 its not a wig =)
@@ChillandQuill i know it was a cheeky poke has his hair replacement...lol
British narrator = learning = truth.
OMG I think I'm turning into Matteo. Middle aged, working out too much, thinking about hair transplant. 😱
And that's a bad thing? 😂
This man is great 😂🎉
He's fabulous!
Hey, Matteo, try "coming out" in 1968 like I did -- with my first partner.
Are you comfortable talking about how that went? I’d love to hear it. Thank you for being brave enough to be yourself even then.
@@83gemm Coming out in 1968 meant accepting one's being gay and keeping it within the gay group of friends we established. We were not public about it. We traveled within a circle of gay friends, went to the dance clubs which mostly were located in less desirable neighborhoods. There was a network of shared information as to where to go, safely, including which beaches in the summer.
Babes I can’t get over your hair!!! It looks fantastic!!!
He's doing a show here in Montreal this Saturday at L'Olympia...
That singing tho!
He's got a very good point about gay prides. I remember going to a few prides in my own country (I'm not gay) because it's a shitty country where it's not ok to be gay and I wanted to stand up for what I believe are human rights. When I moved to another country, I went to a pride there for the same reason and realised that no-one gives a shit if you're gay or not, people are just living their lives and letting others do the same. It was totally fine to be gay, it wasn't a deal at all. And I was like, yeah, that's how it should be. So I stopped going to prides. I have nothing against prides but in some places, I don't see the point having them, it's just a bunch of people in colourful clothes dancing around. Which is fine, get together, have a good time but for me, there's no meaning to it.
honey, just google why Prides are matters if you really interesting. it's all explained long time ago.
What a weird comment. You explained in the first AND second half why people go: one, to stand up for human rights, and two, dancing and having fun. No need to be such a hipster about it.
No. Even when some kind of equality is achieved, there are ALWAYS people who want to fight back and they will try to remove the rights lgbtq+ have obtained. Look at the abortion law in U.S. That could happen to anything people have earned.
There are already people talking about overthrowing the marriage equality law (act?). The moment we lower our guard, it's when we risk losing our rights.
This goes for anything, not only lgbtq rights, but also women rights, workers' rights, etc ect
Do you think once a marginalized group gets rights they just stay that way? Minority communities have to fight to stay visible and maintain every inch of social and legal acceptance we've fought for. We can just lay down the baton and go home. The moment that happens we will lose it all again.
Seattle shoutout! Thanks Mateo, we love our pyramids 😁
Well done
Sooo funny 😸♥️
Love him check out his RUclips his RUclips he postes he some of his stand up there so funny
you are the best..... love your pants!!!!
I love his singing voice, sounds rlly like he should just go and enter as the background singer for the next Huge Arabic Documentary :D
Great stuff, although it scared me, a little. I have a daughter who's just come out. Obviously, she's accepted by her mum and me, no questions, but we have a second daughter who's twelve... Is she a ticking gay time bomb? 🤣
Usually if it’s a twin couple or 2 sister they are both gay
@@Noname-lw6hpno lol, ur getting it wrong, if people were not gay before its BECAUSE of social influence (they were just not comfortable saying it or even exploring it). Now, people are more comfortable being what they want to be and loving who they want (the only influence social here have is to make people do what want to do, its not a trend or wtv this isn't tik tok lol) No one is gay just cuz it seems cool lol (anyways for the most part im sure there are some exceptions and that does not include people who are still searching themselves which is still fine if they're not sure yet)
@@Noname-lw6hp lol, go read a book.
@@Noname-lw6hp So all the straight couples birthing gay children throughout the centuries just TOLD them to be gay.... yeah, that makes sense.
All twelve years old girls are ticking time bombs!
Lmfao 😂😂😂
He’s seven years old, when was he IN the closet?
Me too Matteo... Me too... But I'm still kind of happy for them. Like I fought for this. Enjoy your freedoms kiddos.
I've stopped trying to come out. I just exist and if people wanna get to know me then talk to me 😄
You are right. We own people no explanation about what we are and frankly at the end I think nobody cares
@@claudiodusi1956 of course they cares. Ppl always cares about other's lives, the whole entertainment industry from Homer to k-pop about it!
So don't ask don't tell, huh. Never works.
@@sufyanlowel4631 Why doesn't it work? What even is there to work? And what is your definition of "care", the superficial one?
And to the original comment, I take it that you do tell people honestly if they ask about it? Doesn't that pretty much mean you have already come out? Or are you actively hiding and/or suppressing that you are gay? It's not like people have to walk around starting every conversation with "just so you know, I'm gay", honestly this would actually be a bit annoying if this were the case lol.
Perhaps I'm misunderstanding the comment, if so, I'm sorry.
@@ruud9761 blah. blah. blah. you're so ashamed of yourself
ThankU! For calling out British accents on narrators of American documentaries! I've had it
Aliens did it. I know, because I have watched all 10 seasons of Stargate SG1. LOL!
My dad told everybody when i was 4 years old . he just wanted to make sure i knew how to defend myself .
i realized he was right when i was 11, as soon as puberty started but i waited to come out at 14 .
We love you Matteo! 🏳️🌈
I get it.
But like. Dont we want it to be better?
two things can be real
I think it’s the price for things getting better. Younger people generally have NO IDEA how much better it is. (I said generally!)
I’m 41 cishet female and I was talking to this 20-year-old gay lad who had never heard of Matthew Shepherd. I was like, oh damn. I mean, awesome. He doesn’t exist in that world. But… ugh. I have a better understanding of his community’s recent history than he does. Just because I was around then as an outside observer. That feels icky.
He also asked me why Cher was such a big deal and I had to walk away. 😂
He’s funny.
Love this white concept that if an ancient colored civilization did something impressive like the pyramids for sure they must have had alien help
You are still so young.
I watched the same documentary
Lol
Your user name is soooooo subtle and peaceful!
@@naomiarram5187
Lmfaoo
@@naomiarram5187and correct
@@ThatColin Because breaking a ceasefire (as Hamas did on October 7) is "starting it"?
Or would you prefer to go back to the 1929 massacre (19 years before the State of Israel was founded)? Or the unilerateral withdrawal from Gaza almost 20 years ago? Or any point in between?
Maybe go all the way back to the Ottoman conquest?
Know some history before you mouth off, Colin.
@@naomiarram5187 no i’m talking about 1948 when Isreal started the actual war to gain control of the country of Palestine.
When my son came out at 12yrs I gave him a cashmere sweater. We live in a VERY liberal city
Hhj😅😅😅
omg so early!
Hello…so early! 🎉
Such early
27 gay who's still closeted and can't ever come out in his own country... Bitter af
You’re still very young. I hope you see things change or can get somewhere safe.
Call me crazy.. Somehow I think that man on the stage.. He may be a homosexual! 😮
We are regressing very rapidly though and society is likely going to be even more anti gay than decades ago.
7 years old is too young to really know, though.
I'm sure you say the same about heterosexual children
Yep! It's gay agenda! We must protect our children! Poor kids, take them to the priest, it helps.
@@glitch84- Of course not, lol. Hell, kindergartens have little "wedding days" where they pair up opposite gender children and go through all the motions of a traditional straight wedding with cake and pictures! No one says a peep about that, but the second they pair up two boys there'd be a f^ckin' MELTDOWN from parents.
7 is too young lmao… Tell me you’re not a homosexual without telling me you’re not a homosexual. I’ve known I was a homosexual since I’ve had conscious awareness… 😂 that’s kind of key in the ‘born this way’ theory.
Seven isn’t even too young for OTHERS to know. Lol.
I used to be a classroom aide and I remember after my very first day I was so conflicted because there was this one boy who I thought, oh, he’s gay. Then I instantly felt like a bigot projecting prejudice on a little kid.
So I very casually said to the classroom teacher, “Hey… is it possible to know if a six-year-old-“
She immediately said, “Yes, [childs name] is gay. You can’t work in elementary and ever try to act like sexuality is a choice. You can absolutely tell.”
And I generally could. They’re all adults now and I stay in touch with some (small town). I’m so happy most of them grew up comfortable enough to come out. One girl(woman now, although I’ll always see her as the little one crying on the first day of school, love her heart) just got married and she and her wife look so dang happy.
Besides, I knew at 7 that I was heterosexual (although I didn’t know the word). I knew boys were cute in a way that girls weren’t to me. Why wouldn’t a homosexual kid know the same way?
Not funny.
A lot but nothing has really changed. This guy is one of the most overrated comedians on the circuit. Predictable act….
You also used YOUR TIME to watch it and hate on someone 🥲
A of his material has not changed when you watch enough of him over time. I'm nearly done.
I went back to university and am usually read as an ordinary undergrad age (I'm 29). I was hanging out at the pride centre a couple months ago and someone said, "I didn't even realize I was queer until I was like 15" and I just 😳 what do you mean you didn't even until???? It was truly a different era for me when I came out!