A Christmas Story Live - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  5 лет назад +465

    CHRISTMAS SEASON IS HERE!! What Christmas movie should NC review?
    Check out the new Commercial episode here - ruclips.net/video/AGOhCxkPSog/видео.html

    • @dopefootcallahan8909
      @dopefootcallahan8909 5 лет назад +6

      Please please please check out Cooper's Christmas. It's such an underrated hilarious film that needs someone like you to bring it to the limelight! Please Nostalgia Critic!

    • @patj.scahill979
      @patj.scahill979 5 лет назад +12

      I’d recommend Deck The Halls or Jingle All The Way 2!!!!

    • @CharlessMovieChannel
      @CharlessMovieChannel 5 лет назад +6

      Ritchie Riches Christmas Wish.

    • @justinyates5558
      @justinyates5558 5 лет назад +5

      I soooo wanted you to review this, because it is an abomination!!!

    • @Heisenkirk2000
      @Heisenkirk2000 5 лет назад +6

      Olive the other reindeer

  • @kaicreech7336
    @kaicreech7336 5 лет назад +680

    The guy playing the dad is trying _really_ hard to make this work, you have to admire him.

    • @amarikristopher8409
      @amarikristopher8409 2 года назад +58

      Knowing he’s voiced Mickey Mouse in the new Mickey shorts and Darkwing Duck in the Ducktales reboot, I can get why now.

    • @MrFoolD
      @MrFoolD 2 года назад +19

      He seems like he could loose his shit at any moment.

    • @K-lg5hk
      @K-lg5hk 2 года назад +8

      He’s also in Hannibal as one of the killers of the week lol

    • @StefanSaba
      @StefanSaba 2 года назад +15

      He also played Moe in the Three Stooges movie, which the performers of the three were the best part of that movie lol

    • @matthintz9468
      @matthintz9468 2 года назад +13

      @@StefanSaba they were! This guy, Sean Hayes, and Will Sasso were actually really, really good! They should've set the movie in the 30s, 40s, or 50s, sort of Tim Burton-Batman style, where the movie is set in the 1980s/1990s, but looks kinda like the 1940s. That would have been the best for that film. The 2012 pop culture references really date that movie.

  • @leenut91
    @leenut91 3 года назад +511

    I finally figured out why this special really doesn’t work. In the original, Jean Shepherd said childish things like the soap poisoning bit and the hierarchy of dares with a real seriousness and gravitas. He spoke as an adult with the tone of someone who still believed all these things, even though logically you know he doesn’t. He takes his younger self seriously because that was what was real at the time. This is how he saw the events he went through. Broderick says these lines like he’s trying too hard to sound childlike, like he’s reciting a story to little kids and talking down to them in the process. He sounds like an adult making fun of his younger self, rather than an adult taking himself back to a past headspace and living in it, which is what Shepherd did.

    • @mrbakedbeans8950
      @mrbakedbeans8950 3 года назад +41

      That and Jean actually put effort into talking

    • @ExplorerDS6789
      @ExplorerDS6789 Год назад +5

      When Jean died, A Christmas Story died with him. They should have left the franchise there.

    • @smol-one
      @smol-one Год назад +5

      I'd argue that it sounds like Broderick had three days to learn the script and is still reading off cue cards. Like he's not even registering the words.

    • @ExplorerDS6789
      @ExplorerDS6789 Год назад +1

      @@smol-one He could have just watched the original film and followed along with Jean Shepherd when rehearsing, but I guess like most performers in stupid remakes, they want to do it "their OWN way", because they re "actors."

    • @garycrowley1745
      @garycrowley1745 10 месяцев назад +1

      I been debating with myself which is worse, this or the god awful 2012 sequel. If I had to choose it would be this .

  • @climbinguphill
    @climbinguphill 5 лет назад +998

    Nostalgia Critic's unabashed hatred for Matthew Broderick makes me laugh every time

  • @artman2oo3
    @artman2oo3 3 года назад +263

    Actually I find it funny that the father receiving that “major award” was made into a huge musical production because that’s really how the father saw the situation.

    • @CarolePowell-q2z
      @CarolePowell-q2z 24 дня назад

      I think that Matthew Broderick was Amazing, also I remember During the Pandemic and Christmas would be Difficult to Celebrate, My Husband Adam, our Five Children, our 3-year-old son named Ben, our 5-year-old Daughter named Ruth, our 7-year-old son named James, our 9-year-old Identical Twin Son and Daughter named Joshua and Miriam, and I would watch This Movie, and during the next few hours, we would gather in the Living Room, Adam and I would be sitting on the couch, Ben, Ruth, James, Joshua, and Miriam, would be sitting on the floor, we would each have a bowl of Hot Popcorn with Hot Butter, and Salt, we would watch This in spellbound Silence.

  • @londonjackson8986
    @londonjackson8986 5 лет назад +866

    When you realize the SpongeBob did a much better and much more entertaining Broadway Musical, despite the fact that most thought it would suck, is very sad!

    • @kirbysuperstar5494
      @kirbysuperstar5494 5 лет назад +8

      Yup

    • @issacenjoyer6898
      @issacenjoyer6898 5 лет назад +8

      Can't agree more

    • @OfficerFriendly2006
      @OfficerFriendly2006 5 лет назад +7

      @@londonjackson8986 between that and lights camera pants, I can see where you're coming from.

    • @at-rexontheinternet1388
      @at-rexontheinternet1388 5 лет назад +1

      YES!

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 5 лет назад +6

      London Jackson but... I actually saw the REAL musical for A Christmas Story... I’m 90% sure that the songs from the live show are actually from the musical, and yes the musical was GOOD

  • @perrilewis180
    @perrilewis180 2 года назад +448

    The thing about the author is that he's not acting. He's reading a book outloud. You put emotions into it naturally

    • @maggiewayland5770
      @maggiewayland5770 2 года назад +43

      Yea but with acting you’re supposed to put emotion in regardless

    • @ryanred1525
      @ryanred1525 2 года назад +7

      @@maggiewayland5770 Yeah but the other guy isn’t

    • @MrFoolD
      @MrFoolD 2 года назад +15

      And he's still better then Matthew

    • @billnumber3324
      @billnumber3324 Год назад +10

      @@maggiewayland5770 I guess somebody forgot to tell Broderick that. I have respect for him as an actor, but he was miscast here.

    • @TGWTGCensored
      @TGWTGCensored Год назад +13

      Eh, that's debatable - when we read novels out loud in English class, the students did it with such little emotion that the teacher literally said he could get the same results from a text-to-speech program. The reason the author was able to get so much emotion out of it was because... well, it's his own goddamn story, based on his own childhood, so *no duh* he feels passionately about it.

  • @dgallup0
    @dgallup0 5 лет назад +476

    The problem with this special was Fox. Everything Fox added was garbage. The original Broadway production actually did a spectacular job at converting the original into a musical that was respectful and truthful to the original. Fox just shoved in a load of filler to pad the run time and cast a bunch of big names who couldn't even sing or act the material properly. Everyone involved in the original Broadway show was passionate about making sure at its heart it stayed the little family story everyone loved. Peter Billingsley (The original movie Ralphie) himself was one of the original producers of the play, as well as a good friend of mine who directed me in this musical when I did it. The most important thing to the production is a good actor playing Jean Shepherd. He is the heart and soul off the production. Broderick was probably the biggest of many reasons this live-show didn't work.

    • @dayzshasings8146
      @dayzshasings8146 5 лет назад +38

      Exactly! The Broadway play had more personality to it. This looks like an Old navy commercial. =/

    • @chazofalsa
      @chazofalsa 5 лет назад +15

      @@dayzshasings8146 welp at least Jesus Christ Superstar Live! Was better...

    • @carlrood4457
      @carlrood4457 5 лет назад +3

      @@pedrocanas470 Disney is only buying FX of the Fox TV properties. The Network is remaining with Fox.

    • @h193013
      @h193013 5 лет назад +4

      I was in the show last year and we’re doing it again this year. I may be biased but I think we were better.

    • @thestwinner680
      @thestwinner680 5 лет назад

      Somehow, I blindly believe that. :P

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 4 года назад +363

    Seemed like the only actor trying in this show was the dad. Best improv, singing, dancing, and general funny delivery out of all the other performers.

    • @Briosification
      @Briosification 3 года назад +22

      I gotta admit, I've rewinded the part when nc compliments his skills, cause he is actually carrying the other characters in terms of singing and dancing.

    • @davidstone281
      @davidstone281 3 года назад +14

      Maya Rudolph didn't give a shit about it. She was clearly there for the paycheck.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Год назад +1

      @@davidstone281 I heard she had just recovered from something when she did this so that might be why she gives zero fucks

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah and Anna Gastier was no slouch either.

  • @Tekking101
    @Tekking101 5 лет назад +433

    Never thought I'd comment this. But thank you Doug for including Carrot in this video. This was the crossover i didn't think i needed but am glad i received.

    • @Spectra651
      @Spectra651 4 года назад +10

      Hey there, Tekking! Never expected to see *you* here!

    • @dontcallmechris8677
      @dontcallmechris8677 3 года назад +4

      What is carrot, I need help

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid 3 года назад +12

      @@dontcallmechris8677 Carrot is the rabbit girl from One Piece, whose picture shows up when Critic says we bizarrely have enough sexy rabbits. She's the one in the tank top with "RABBIT" printed on it.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 3 года назад +12

      @@ElFreakinCid ironically she's the adorable one of the collection....... Because that judy hopps is suggestive as fuck and I can't make eye contact with it

    • @Spectra651
      @Spectra651 3 года назад +3

      @@dontcallmechris8677 Carrot is an anthro rabbit girl from the anime 'One Piece.'

  • @No1WasHere7
    @No1WasHere7 5 лет назад +246

    9:15 The reason he talks about the bullies like they're people is because they were. The book a Christmas Story is based on is a collection of memoirs from the author's childhood. They just modified the stories to all happen around Christmas and a few minor alterations. Scott Farcus was a real person, but he was Todie Greens sidekick, not the lead bully. They made Scott the leader for the movie because he had the more intimidating name.

    • @Mariokemon
      @Mariokemon 5 лет назад +28

      even MORE reason why the author speaks with such conviction, but Brodrick phones it in

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 4 года назад +19

      @@Mariokemon "Matthew, did you learn your lines?" "I swear that I did".

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid 2 года назад +17

      Fun fact about Farkus' name too, it's a variation of "farcas", which is "wolf" in Hungarian, and this is why the wolf's theme from Peter and the Wolf plays when he's onscreen.

  • @goob_goob_gooby_goob
    @goob_goob_gooby_goob 5 лет назад +271

    Love the Christmas jacket, Doug!

  • @armandotorres8962
    @armandotorres8962 3 года назад +71

    Am I the only one who feels like the guy who plays Ralphie’s father in this deserves legitimate praise. He’s the only one who seems like he’s trying. He can sing, dance and make the strange dialogue this live special has sound natural. Give that man praise!

  • @MightyGazelle1
    @MightyGazelle1 5 лет назад +429

    "Under the sink! Under the SIIINK!"
    great work as always 😂

    • @bucwhovian8305
      @bucwhovian8305 5 лет назад +9

      MightyGazelle I was thinking "wait you mean they DIDN'T make a song out of that?"

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 5 лет назад +4

      🚰
      🤓

  • @nova2512
    @nova2512 4 года назад +370

    *The scene about the girl learning to type was put in to fill time while they set up for the next scene*

    • @areyouderock
      @areyouderock 3 года назад +55

      Wow even though it’s an understandable reason the scene still makes me confused,they could have just have a scene where it actually sticks to the plot while they set up a scene

    • @areyouderock
      @areyouderock 3 года назад +13

      Oh right that would mean the musical would have actually been a little good.

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 3 года назад +14

      @@areyouderock I kinda liked the Hanukkah song though. At least it gave Anna Gastier a singing number unlike her one cameo scene from _Gepetto._

    • @gregorymirabella1423
      @gregorymirabella1423 3 года назад +4

      @@rogue7723 yeah, her singing sounded good.

    • @gregorymirabella1423
      @gregorymirabella1423 3 года назад +5

      what they should've done with the spelling test thing is cut to broadrick sitting outside his house talking about all of the punishments he's had over he years. then when the car pulls up he could talk about how this was the most terrifying of them all because he didn't know what would happen. THEN it continues like normal. and for the girl, they could do something similar where he talks about learning not to lie or something. but that would mean the special would actually be kinda good, and that's obviously not what they were going for here.

  • @robinlaceisalsohere
    @robinlaceisalsohere 5 лет назад +969

    4:00 Nostalgia Critic actually had to search up "sexy bunnies" to get these pictures.
    Think about that...

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 5 лет назад +141

      The sacrifices one does for the sake of entertainment.

    • @JCIce007
      @JCIce007 5 лет назад +75

      He's on some kind of watch list now.

    • @robinlaceisalsohere
      @robinlaceisalsohere 5 лет назад +6

      @Raye Reviews what do you think i am, a sicco?

    • @klimmr
      @klimmr 5 лет назад +25

      Or, he just had to look up the word "bunnies" on the Internet.

    • @h8makingupnames
      @h8makingupnames 5 лет назад +10

      And he left off the Bullet Club Bunny Girl, which is the hottest one lol

  • @ExplorerDS6789
    @ExplorerDS6789 4 года назад +193

    One of many problems I see with Christmas Story Live, in particular, is how the Old Man is portrayed. He's too jolly. He's supposed to be tough and grouchy, but with a heart of gold. That's why his character is so relatable, because most people have a father like that. Chris Diamantopolous is really good actor, having done perfect imitations of Robin Williams and Moe Howard, so he could've done a good version of Darren McGavin here.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 года назад +4

      Isn’t he the new voice of Darkwing Duck

    • @ExplorerDS6789
      @ExplorerDS6789 3 года назад

      @@mrcritical6751 You mean it ISN'T Jim Cummings? How the hell did that happen?

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 3 года назад +2

      @@ExplorerDS6789 well in the context of the new Ducktales series Jim is still voicing Negaduck but in that series Negaduck is Jim Star the ego driven out of work actor who used to play Darkwing on TV who went crazy when he found out they were making a Darkwing Duck reboot movie without him. Meanwhile Chris voices Drake Mallard but in the context of the show he was an up and coming actor who got the role of Darkwing in the movie but after the movie was canned due to Jim attacking the set he was inspired to become Darkwing in real life

    • @bowlr9794
      @bowlr9794 3 года назад +8

      That’s why the outburst about the lamp is totally out of character and doesn’t make sense, the dad in this one is too nice.

    • @amarikristopher8409
      @amarikristopher8409 2 года назад +2

      He’s also Mickey Mouse in the new Mickey Mouse shorts

  • @tiltking9645
    @tiltking9645 5 лет назад +864

    4:00
    Huh...Doug referenced Carrot from One Piece as a hot bunny girl...I'm honestly proud of him

    • @eliyafethsoto1309
      @eliyafethsoto1309 5 лет назад +78

      One Piece is FINALLY sticking into the mainstream again!

    • @alfredhinton9962
      @alfredhinton9962 5 лет назад +32

      Eliyafeth Soto heck yeah
      We are too exposed to dragon ball z gt and super! They had their time now it’s time for the new generation of action manga!

    • @alfredhinton9962
      @alfredhinton9962 5 лет назад +17

      Tilt King yeah!! Does critic wantch one piece for the story or the “plot”?

    • @tiltking9645
      @tiltking9645 5 лет назад +30

      Doug, our Savant, please reference more anime! A few more JoJo memes from Rob and we can really nail this thing!

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 5 лет назад +23

      @@tiltking9645 I'm surprised his brother has yet to place a jojo reference in any script somewhere.

  • @daemonsparta
    @daemonsparta 5 лет назад +422

    "Eight crazy nights" OH GOD, ADAM SANDLER FLASHBACKS!

    • @kathyspencer5744
      @kathyspencer5744 5 лет назад +22

      TECHNICAL FOUL 🎶

    • @geraldinewoods254
      @geraldinewoods254 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 5 лет назад +8

      daemonsparta mentioning that movie is a technical foul!

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 лет назад +3

      And that is one of his BETTER films!

    • @Gamertag3608
      @Gamertag3608 4 года назад

      @@TheSmart-CasualGamer i perfer Eight crazy Nights to shit live show u know whut they rename it to Shitmas Story Live

  • @moviemaniac9034
    @moviemaniac9034 5 лет назад +296

    I bet if Doug ever watches "Peter Pan Live!", he'll still love Christopher Walken as Captain Hook.

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 4 года назад +14

      That casting made sense unlike Broderick in this mess

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 4 года назад +8

      "He had only one place he could hide that hook".

    • @robertparker6280
      @robertparker6280 3 года назад

      Omg I can see that!

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 3 года назад +3

      For some reason I keep thinking of Christopher Robin from Winnie The Pooh anytime I hear Christopher Walken

    • @BreadHart
      @BreadHart 3 года назад +5

      @@jareththegoblinking3191 check out "Barinie the Poo" it has Chrisopher Walken as Christopher Robin

  • @TheReviewingNetwork
    @TheReviewingNetwork 4 года назад +73

    Chris Diamantopoulous really is the lone highlight of this lackluster effort, the guy is one of the most talented underrated actors out there and he's great as the Old Man. Anybody who can not only do this but also put together a great Mickey Mouse and Moe from The Three Stooges deserves WAY more attention than he gets.

    • @marquis911
      @marquis911 3 года назад +6

      I love him as Mickey so much. He made the character a lot more interesting in the new shorts.

  • @mr.moviemafia
    @mr.moviemafia Год назад +121

    Ironically, the recently released “A Christmas Story Christmas” starring the original actor who played Ralphie is pretty solid!

    • @samuelbarber6177
      @samuelbarber6177 Год назад +18

      Recently watched it this Christmas. It’s surprisingly pretty decent and doesn’t just feel like a cash grab. I guess Peter Billingsley had actual creativity and heart to put into it or something. I’d actually love to hear Doug’s thoughts.

    • @crowkid5553
      @crowkid5553 Год назад +1

      ​@@samuelbarber6177well he has a story credit

  • @austinkruse7610
    @austinkruse7610 5 лет назад +282

    The problem with Christmas Story Live is it tries to make the original too kid-friendly

    • @kathyspencer5744
      @kathyspencer5744 5 лет назад +41

      No the problem is hip hop dancing in the 1940s. Pure Madness

    • @austinkruse7610
      @austinkruse7610 5 лет назад +7

      Kathy Spencer that too

    • @CatLives9
      @CatLives9 5 лет назад +26

      No cursing either.
      "Be sure...to
      ...drink...your....Ovaltine.
      Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? SON OF A BITCH."

    • @ECL28E
      @ECL28E 5 лет назад +18

      @@CatLives9 Also, Schwartz's mom smacking the shit outta him

    • @axesoccer7887
      @axesoccer7887 5 лет назад +10

      And not advertising it as a musical did hurt the special.

  • @AnnualDaniel
    @AnnualDaniel 5 лет назад +593

    Lets just hope they dont make a "A Christmas Story 2 Live"

    • @axesoccer7887
      @axesoccer7887 5 лет назад +48

      DanielTheIdiot don’t give them any ideas.

    • @friendsfreak
      @friendsfreak 5 лет назад +29

      I... I hate that that image is going to be in my head now.

    • @datbear2754
      @datbear2754 5 лет назад +8

      DanielTheIdiot NER! THEY CAN HEAR YOU!

    • @PowerGlove79
      @PowerGlove79 5 лет назад +7

      Couldn't be any worse than the movie

    • @datbear2754
      @datbear2754 5 лет назад +3

      PowerGlove79 I'm sure they can find a way

  • @cross172
    @cross172 5 лет назад +137

    Summarize this musical in 4 words:
    BIG-LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!

  • @wahlflower3517
    @wahlflower3517 5 лет назад +130

    21:22 My brain actually started tuning this terrible song out and replacing it with "Cheer Up, Charlie" from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Thank you, brain.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 5 лет назад +9

      that's a good brain mine just gets more annoyed

    • @gpk1982
      @gpk1982 5 лет назад +3

      Yes!!! I'm not the only one!!!

    • @baileebrowning5609
      @baileebrowning5609 5 лет назад

      Huh, me too surprisingly

    • @silverselkie1692
      @silverselkie1692 5 лет назад +1

      Mine went to moments in the woods

    • @burningsexuality1540
      @burningsexuality1540 5 лет назад +1

      So you swapped a terrible song with another terrible song?

  • @Hapasan808
    @Hapasan808 5 лет назад +138

    5:58 "He looks like Harry Potter turning into Gollum!"
    I'm crying in laughter at this. It's so funny when it's so true!

  • @TheDunnDusted
    @TheDunnDusted 5 лет назад +198

    I'm sorry, but that Maya Rudolph joke should have been edited in earlier in the video, would have worked twice.

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 5 лет назад +10

      I thought the same thing

    • @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102
      @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102 5 лет назад +3

      Looper joke, right.

    • @bloodybutterflygaming1242
      @bloodybutterflygaming1242 5 лет назад +6

      Exactly what I thought when it came up.

    • @vasvas8914
      @vasvas8914 5 лет назад +9

      Nah, then he would've remember that moment when Maya starts singing and wouldn't send himself back to correct himself thus creating a paradox of parallel critics.

    • @bloodybutterflygaming1242
      @bloodybutterflygaming1242 5 лет назад +13

      @@vasvas8914 or it could have been a "Ah, so that's what that was about. Better make sure I do that now." moment.

  • @thatsmyOPINION
    @thatsmyOPINION 5 лет назад +127

    25:14
    A Christmas Story live: *"What were you expecting?"*
    *Awkward Pause*
    Me: *"I-I... don't know-"*

    • @TylerBevanOfficial
      @TylerBevanOfficial 4 года назад +4

      That's My Opinion 25:13

    • @louis8487
      @louis8487 4 года назад +5

      That scene was legitimately hilarious.

    • @WillCWilson
      @WillCWilson 4 года назад +2

      "Dang it, that means I have to say I laughed once in this!"

    • @sort187
      @sort187 3 года назад +1

      Not this.

  • @DareToBeDeviant
    @DareToBeDeviant 5 лет назад +177

    What classic will Fox ruin next?
    Casablanca LIVE
    Citizen Kane LIVE
    The Godfather LIVE
    Gone with the Wind LIVE
    Singing in the Rain LIVE (from jaunty tunes to updated Hip-Hop)

    • @urahara64360
      @urahara64360 5 лет назад +19

      Actually it's Disney's problem now

    • @DareToBeDeviant
      @DareToBeDeviant 5 лет назад +2

      Mwahaha. It's inevitable. Production studios big and small are running on fumes so it's only a matter of time they recycle one of the above.

    • @ThomasBahamas
      @ThomasBahamas 5 лет назад +3

      Goodfellas LIVE

    • @raudello3666
      @raudello3666 5 лет назад +7

      How about...
      Lord of The Rings Live
      Star Wars Live
      Pirates of the Caribbean Live
      Harry Potter Live
      It's like Fox is becoming more unoriginal.

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 5 лет назад +2

      A Christmas Story was already awful this is better.

  • @SilverPlayer2002
    @SilverPlayer2002 5 лет назад +213

    Critic, it's about time we've had the "Olive, The Other Reindeer" review.

    • @nivlacdrawoh312
      @nivlacdrawoh312 5 лет назад +9

      Oh my god, thats actually real

    • @hummingbirdcake1902
      @hummingbirdcake1902 5 лет назад +8

      I just looked it up. I didn't recognize the title, but recognize the movie. I thought it was some weird dream I had as a kid

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 лет назад +3

      I remember it. It was awful.

    • @dnasty312
      @dnasty312 5 лет назад +2

      What's wrong with Olive?

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 лет назад +2

      I can't actually remember, I just remember really disliking it.

  • @ConnorNotyerbidness
    @ConnorNotyerbidness 5 лет назад +104

    YOUR REVIEWING A CHRISTMAS STORY? OH YOU SON OF A - wait the live version? ABORT ABORT

    • @DrewFr33m4nn
      @DrewFr33m4nn 5 лет назад +8

      Connor notyerbidness *_TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING_*

    • @melikememe2911
      @melikememe2911 5 лет назад +4

      Fall back fall back !!!!!!!

    • @victorconway444
      @victorconway444 5 лет назад +20

      So that's what all the screaming was about at the beginning of the video

    • @eliyafethsoto1309
      @eliyafethsoto1309 5 лет назад +2

      *you're

    • @BlackGoldSaya
      @BlackGoldSaya 5 лет назад +2

      You new here? He loves Christmas Story for some reason

  • @Lilithsurrency1989
    @Lilithsurrency1989 3 года назад +145

    Can we just give the dad actor credit for his improv

    • @jeremiahhester6408
      @jeremiahhester6408 3 года назад +10

      I thought he was Benedict Cumberbatch 😂

    • @RedMoonSolitary
      @RedMoonSolitary 10 месяцев назад

      A real professional for sure

    • @RichV20
      @RichV20 9 месяцев назад

      He didnt really do anything with the "improv". He had a golden opportunity to improv a funny line, but didnt.

  • @StarWarriorCentral
    @StarWarriorCentral 5 лет назад +73

    You know, I made a comment earlier this year about how the Critic has a Halloween jacket but not one for Christmas (despite loving Christmas so much), and whaddaya know...

    • @joeman8173
      @joeman8173 5 лет назад +3

      He must of saw your comment.

  • @MaxmadV8
    @MaxmadV8 5 лет назад +515

    That kid is creepy. It's like Simon from the chipmunks came to life!

  • @adamgrunther1367
    @adamgrunther1367 5 лет назад +140

    After watching this live special, you may WANT to shoot your eye out.

    • @alyssalawry2226
      @alyssalawry2226 5 лет назад +5

      I want to shoot my brains out after watching this.

    • @sketchydude8431
      @sketchydude8431 5 лет назад +6

      I got six bullets, who's joining me in a trip to hell?

    • @TheOriginalJphyper
      @TheOriginalJphyper 5 лет назад +3

      After hearing the mother's off-key singing, I think my ears are a higher priority.

    • @codysonic1
      @codysonic1 5 лет назад

      They’re busy with certain things right now

    • @megalodon7916
      @megalodon7916 5 лет назад +1

      It wouldn’t be enough. You could still hear the singing.

  • @nukamangaming8172
    @nukamangaming8172 5 лет назад +89

    When the mom started screaming Ralphie in the car, I honestly thought of Winnifred Sanderson yelling for her Book in Hocus Pocus.

  • @lary6420
    @lary6420 5 лет назад +114

    DOUG 2 HAS ESCAPED!?!?
    FIND HIM QUICKLY!

    • @wahlflower3517
      @wahlflower3517 5 лет назад +12

      Honestly, I betting Doug 2 is the one responsible to the noises outside the studio. Probably didn't get the message that they are not destroying the universe this holiday season.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 лет назад +3

      We must find him before he hurts himself.....

    • @Here_is_Waldo
      @Here_is_Waldo 5 лет назад +1

      The start of the Nostalgia Critic Cinematic universe, perhaps?

    • @anirudhviswanathan3986
      @anirudhviswanathan3986 5 лет назад

      Doug 2 is Chester A Bum.

  • @alayna001
    @alayna001 5 лет назад +54

    Me and my dad watched this and we both had the same problem with it. It loses all realism (music aside) that embodied the original so well. My dad was born in the '40s, he remembers his parents being the same way when he was a kid. Stern, though they loved him, and the term "wait 'til your father gets home" was meant to make kids straighten out and act right or they were getting an ass whipping (yes yes yes, studies and spanks are bad but this was the '40s we're talking about). The kids (especially Ralphie, being an eldest child), made him remember his childhood, from standing up to bullies without fear of persecution for standing up for yourself, or fantasies that far exaggerate anything mimicking reality, to disappointments that made you sigh and say 'son of a bitch,' without your parents around or you were getting the aforementioned ass whipping. In this, it rips you from the nostalgia - and tries to modernize it to make it 'cool'. But it was fine, perfect, just the way it was, because it was so real. I still laugh at the original father - because he reminds me of my own, some big authoritative 'hardass', but at the end of the day - you knew he loved his kids (seriously watch when Ralphie opens up that BB Gun and tell me the dad doesn't light up with him). What made the original great was that those who lived in those times remember it fondly, and those who didn't get a peak at it from a child's point of view (Yes I know the world wasn't perfect in the 40s, but from a child's view it's just charming).

    • @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102
      @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102 5 лет назад +11

      And it makes sense that Ralphie would think so fondly of THIS particular Christmas, because it was the one of 1940, the year before we entered World War II.

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 5 лет назад +3

      When a day in infamy would forever echo, the sounds of war, distrust and begotten loss. The calm before the storm if you will.

    • @kathyspencer5744
      @kathyspencer5744 5 лет назад

      I'm also pretty sure people did not hip hop dance as well 🤔

    • @literarylady1125
      @literarylady1125 5 лет назад

      I really liked how the original dad stood up for Ralphie in him not wearing the bunny suit. "You look like a deraged rabbit" first time this year watching it, that line was so funny 😁🤣

  • @RRyleM
    @RRyleM 5 лет назад +40

    15:21 Amahl and the Night Visitors is my personal Christmas tradition, thank you for shedding light on this wonderful opera.
    Also for anyone who doesn't know about this opera I highly recommend it. It's about an hour long and it's available on youtube. There's one in color made decades later and it's just as good.

    • @melissalayson7275
      @melissalayson7275 Год назад

      My mom and I love Amahl and the Night Visitors. It's a favorite Christmas tradition to go see that Opra almost every year.

  • @aidangordon2713
    @aidangordon2713 5 лет назад +52

    26:28 Believe me, you should. It's not nearly as bloated or tacky as this, yet has the same rousing show tunes underpinning it - oh, and *THE ACTORS CAN ACTUALLY SING THIS TIME.*
    My family and I saw it in Boston last year. We all adored it and it even got me into watching the original in full. It's a great show and definitely worth your attention should it ever go back to Chicago.

  • @paradisecity0406able
    @paradisecity0406able 5 лет назад +146

    (BTW, is this A Christmas Story, or A Very Ferris Bueller Christmas?)

  • @wagesofsinn3881
    @wagesofsinn3881 5 лет назад +61

    I utilize The Christmas Story as a weapon. Every year I show it to my wife and by the next year she's forgotten about it because of the bland name. "Oh, you've never seen The Christmas Story? It's a great movie! Come on, we'll watch it together." This is why I've been married 14 years now.

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 5 лет назад +5

      Wages of Sinn keep it up.

    • @wagesofsinn3881
      @wagesofsinn3881 5 лет назад +3

      @Adrijana Radosevic Woah woah, hold on a minute there, kid. I never said I did this to get her to sleep with me. I do this because it's funny. Who in the world said this was about sex?

    • @jimmymelendez1836
      @jimmymelendez1836 Год назад

      *A Christmas Story

  • @redcandlejm3155
    @redcandlejm3155 5 лет назад +420

    Coming Soon: Tom and Jerry and A Christmas Story

    • @rattailtony2900
      @rattailtony2900 4 года назад +32

      I still haven't come to terms with the fact that I live in a world where this is a completely legitimate possibility.

    • @jaycerrito3142
      @jaycerrito3142 4 года назад +12

      Since they're owned by the same company it could happen

    • @drdespair3651
      @drdespair3651 4 года назад +9

      Don't give WB ideas!

    • @smallboxstudios8831
      @smallboxstudios8831 4 года назад +9

      I wouldn’t be surprised if that actually happened

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 4 года назад +4

      DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT!!!!!

  • @cemarz
    @cemarz 3 года назад +42

    Hey now, respect to Shepherd. He was a professional talker. That he could out-talk an actor isn't odd at all.

  • @johnnywilkerson8834
    @johnnywilkerson8834 5 лет назад +274

    I want to see the Star Wars holiday special performed live.

    • @lastguyminn2324
      @lastguyminn2324 5 лет назад +36

      I think that would kill George Lucas.

    • @Linkfan007
      @Linkfan007 5 лет назад +5

      Haha XD

    • @RettMikhal
      @RettMikhal 5 лет назад +17

      Are you really giving Disney more weapons?

    • @MrMuxix
      @MrMuxix 5 лет назад +18

      With guest star carrie fishers corpse puppeted.

    • @a.thompson5518
      @a.thompson5518 5 лет назад +11

      Now your just asking for WWIII but I guess I could laugh myself to the end

  • @lastguyminn2324
    @lastguyminn2324 5 лет назад +257

    Maya Rudolph has a lot in common with Pierce Brosnan...two very likeable stars who should NEVER, EVER SING!

    • @urbanpreppie05
      @urbanpreppie05 5 лет назад +20

      I’m confused...maya rudolph has sung before. Quite well too. What on earth happened?

    • @the503creepout7
      @the503creepout7 5 лет назад +11

      wanna really blow yer mind? look up who Maya Rudolph's mother was.

    • @Valentina-ng4hh
      @Valentina-ng4hh 5 лет назад +13

      @@urbanpreppie05 She has a voice for soul or jazz, if she is given the right material she can do it.

    • @Sugaprincess2500
      @Sugaprincess2500 5 лет назад

      Last Guy Minn AMEN

    • @ChrisNeufeldMusic
      @ChrisNeufeldMusic 5 лет назад +1

      Last Guy Minn You think THAT’S bad? You should hear Maya in “Big Mouth” on Netflix (e.g. “I Love My Body”)!

  • @Sandlot1992
    @Sandlot1992 5 лет назад +366

    well it could be worse, I think the Nostalgia Critic should review Jingle All the Way 2 next!

    • @galesonic
      @galesonic 5 лет назад +38

      Wait what?!

    • @galesonic
      @galesonic 5 лет назад +10

      @Kristopher Shafer does it have Sinbad?

    • @snausages43
      @snausages43 5 лет назад +10

      galesonic No, but it has Larry the Cable Guy!

    • @douglasmitchum1488
      @douglasmitchum1488 5 лет назад +5

      Richard Canipe there’s a second?

    • @ivanv2924
      @ivanv2924 5 лет назад +5

      Just looked it up ......wow....WWE actor huh
      🤦‍♂️

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum 5 лет назад +121

    I love ya, Critic, but, I never knew this was a thing, and, I kinda hate that you informed me that this was a thing. I don't think I can handle the level of cringe that even a review of this thing would give me. I respectfully have to nope out of this. Still, merry Christmas!

  • @Brione30
    @Brione30 5 лет назад +133

    19:09 “Eight Crazy Nights”
    They really went there

    • @milesfriedman2109
      @milesfriedman2109 5 лет назад +3

      Brione it’s not referencing the movie

    • @PhantomFandoms
      @PhantomFandoms 5 лет назад +7

      My dad just got a shirt that says "8 crazy nights" on it for Hanukkah and I can't stop thinking about the movie with that term after the review and it took everything in me to not cringe from film memories

    • @wahlflower3517
      @wahlflower3517 5 лет назад +4

      I recently saw a TV channel showing "Eight Crazy Nights" as part of their holiday movie marathon like it should be a part of the holiday classics.

    • @spinlok3943
      @spinlok3943 5 лет назад +2

      Bring in Whitey and his screechy voice!

  • @greenroom1988
    @greenroom1988 5 лет назад +112

    I think you under sold Jean Shepard a little. He was more than just the author giving acting a shot. He had a radio show and was definitely a professional. Brodrick still sucks though! Lol

    • @Mr3DLC
      @Mr3DLC 5 лет назад +3

      Why couldn't we have had French Stewart for BOTH inspector gadget movies?!?

    • @Quandry1
      @Quandry1 5 лет назад +3

      I've come to the conclusion Broderick is under mind control and his wonky acting really are his cries for help to be saved from it.

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 5 лет назад

      Wasn't Broderick a robot?

    • @miahthorpatrick1013
      @miahthorpatrick1013 5 лет назад +1

      Agreed. When the critic talked about the original having great actors, great writing and great directing, he left out the GREAT NARRATOR! Jean Shepard is by far the best thing about the original movie.

    • @moviemaniac9034
      @moviemaniac9034 5 лет назад +1

      He's also the voice of the Father in the current version of Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress at Disney World.

  • @VexenDmitri
    @VexenDmitri 5 лет назад +108

    Fox would probably make a Home Alone Special that starts with Batman's parents getting shot in an alley .....

    • @robert23456789
      @robert23456789 5 лет назад +6

      that's would be the true meaning of christmas a little boy parents killed in front of him then have santa fly over going ho ho ho merry christmas what a wonderful day so much christmas cheer make it happen fox

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 5 лет назад +1

      LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @larsliljeberg3970
      @larsliljeberg3970 5 лет назад +3

      @@robert23456789
      But,seeing as this is a DC and a Batman story at that,the twist would be,that Santa claus turns out to be the guy who shot batmans parents in the alley. infact it turns out that batman was a really nasty child that year,so santa feelt he did not deserve his parents anymore so he took em away.

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod 5 лет назад +3

      DONT GIVE FOX ANY IDEAS!!

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 5 лет назад

      And then Batman would want to kill Santa because this guy is way too powerful and if there is just a one percent chance that he might turn evil, we have to take it as an absolute certainty.

  • @rmfgotenks28
    @rmfgotenks28 4 года назад +151

    The violence and chaos had nothing to do with his intro. It's Chicago.

    • @mithmoonwalker
      @mithmoonwalker 4 года назад +2

      dude, you remember transformes dark of the moon?

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 4 года назад +1

      Chicago has dinosaurs now?

    • @nicolepicone9199
      @nicolepicone9199 4 года назад +4

      @@tristanhartup4936 I wouldn't be surprised... It's 2020

    • @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151
      @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 3 года назад +1

      Just the Dauntless massacring the Abnegation.

    • @sushi0hifi
      @sushi0hifi 3 года назад +1

      The movie actually took place in Northern Indiana, about an hour away from Chicago

  • @giuseppeianniello1998
    @giuseppeianniello1998 5 лет назад +96

    Don’t get me wrong
    Bebe Rexha is a beautiful woman
    But it doesn’t match with A Christmas Story

    • @miahthorpatrick1013
      @miahthorpatrick1013 5 лет назад +8

      I thought that was her. She's probably the best part of this special.... For me at least.

    • @rosecandy8922
      @rosecandy8922 5 лет назад +5

      I thought that was Megan Trainor...

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 5 лет назад +4

      I think the idea is that Bebe and friends were gonna watch the movie so theyre technically not connected to A Christmas Story

  • @awilmart
    @awilmart 5 лет назад +34

    25:02, I agree. It changes a joke that hasn't really aged well, it's musical, yet it's done in a very simple and charming way. Despite everything wrong with this show, this is actually done about as well as it could be done.

  • @Macandbloo11
    @Macandbloo11 5 лет назад +214

    Man. It's hard to believe this narrator did the voice of Simba.

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 5 лет назад +17

      And I thought he was good as Leopold Bloom in The Producers. Did Nostalgia Critic do an Old vs. New about that?

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 5 лет назад +8

      @@louisduarte8763 I don't think so but that would be a good one.

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 5 лет назад +4

      @@dylansmith5206 Yeah. The just barely live action remake.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 5 лет назад +4

      I was about to comment that was Jonathon Taylor Thomas but you mean adult Simba, right?

    • @eadlynjune
      @eadlynjune 5 лет назад +6

      I mean it’s a sucky stage show, I doubt he was trying his hardest. Also it’s hard to be as expressive in a live show as it is in a voice room where you can move and do whatever the fuck you want. The good thing about having the narrator unseen in the movie is that if we saw his facial expressions and movements on screen he’d look silly, but just hearing it sounds fine.

  • @ChaseLofthus
    @ChaseLofthus Год назад +27

    This just proves even more that small town low budget plays are better, like I was just in a Christmas story the musical but he didn't even get paid but still did an amazing job and really payed justice to the original Jean Shepard. Also I don't no why but the songs especially you'll shoot your eye out just look and sound wrong like she's just putting emphasis in the wrong spots.

  • @IsleofJaya
    @IsleofJaya 5 лет назад +61

    4:01 Somebody call Playboy and let them know some of their sexy rabbits have escaped.

  • @Marco_Onyxheart
    @Marco_Onyxheart 5 лет назад +50

    The new kitty is still very adorable.

  • @moonpaw221
    @moonpaw221 5 лет назад +18

    As someone who has 80% of their family living in Anchorage and dealing with the aftermath of the earthquake, thank you Doug for directing attention to it. And thank you to anyone who donates, no matter how small you think it may be I can guarantee you, it helps.

  • @theultimitelifeform8548
    @theultimitelifeform8548 Год назад +63

    Broderick sounds like when it’s your turn to read a passage in school

    • @Melvinshermen
      @Melvinshermen Год назад +4

      I am still shock amc want him to be Walter White

    • @Cagebreaker
      @Cagebreaker Год назад +1

      I really question if he was the best guy for the job. They really couldn’t get anyone else?

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 лет назад +496

    ITS CHRISTMAAAAAAAS TIME, and what better way to celebrate is to return to the world of Leg lamps, Bunny pajamas , and bb guns that will shoot your eye out.

    • @michellerichardson1318
      @michellerichardson1318 5 лет назад +5

      THANKS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REVIEWING THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @thegameboy1785
      @thegameboy1785 5 лет назад +3

      And don't forget that memorable "Tripple Dig Dare" moment.

    • @mattyboy3576
      @mattyboy3576 5 лет назад

      @@thegameboy1785 *dog

    • @robbiebrewer9515
      @robbiebrewer9515 5 лет назад +1

      Doug's kitty is cute

    • @alexandersmith7061
      @alexandersmith7061 5 лет назад

      Happy Holidays!

  • @TheOriginalJphyper
    @TheOriginalJphyper 5 лет назад +87

    I don't think this thing could've had more Big-Lipped Alligator Moments if they had replaced the entire cast with big-lipped alligators!

    • @KawaiiPinkPunkStar
      @KawaiiPinkPunkStar 5 лет назад

      I forgot what that term meant

    • @HexManiacQuinn
      @HexManiacQuinn 5 лет назад

      @@TheRealNormanBates Thank you - I only hopped on this channel in the past 3-4 years or so and couldn't find the review where this term originated.

    • @sohum63
      @sohum63 5 лет назад

      I think it was the ferngully one, I had no idea what it was but stumbled on the review the other day.

    • @stormstrider1990
      @stormstrider1990 5 лет назад

      @@HexManiacQuinn It's one of the Nostalgia Critic's older running gags along with "ELEPHANT!" and "CHUCK NORRIS!". Doug stopped using them after rebooting the show, focusing more on visuals than simple jokes. I kinda miss those old memes, but the old reviews are all on this channel.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 лет назад +124

    By the Power of the Holidays
    I HAVE CHRISTMAS!!!

    • @buraki7
      @buraki7 5 лет назад +7

      Liberalator: I'll get you chris-man and censor the power of christmas once and for all!

    • @pinkiepoolgamerbrony2789
      @pinkiepoolgamerbrony2789 5 лет назад

      going the Whole She-Ra route eh

    • @unwelldanny7108
      @unwelldanny7108 5 лет назад +1

      @@buraki7 THE PIZZA HE-MAN
      YOU MUST EAT IT
      AAAAAAAAH

    • @corefrisk9275
      @corefrisk9275 5 лет назад +2

      And I say Chri I I stmas

  • @JohnWilliams-cr2sz
    @JohnWilliams-cr2sz 5 лет назад +23

    Mad props for mentioning Amahl and the Night Visitors. That is one of my mom's favorites, watch it all the time.

  • @theplaguegamer6216
    @theplaguegamer6216 5 лет назад +91

    Its like Son Of The Mask: a Christmas Special

    • @RandomManIncorperated
      @RandomManIncorperated 5 лет назад +2

      @LunarWolf I think that was a joke.

    • @majorbs1080
      @majorbs1080 5 лет назад +2

      Wait they actually did that? What a world we live in.

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 5 лет назад +4

      A FAMILY Christmas Special.

    • @thegamereaper5755
      @thegamereaper5755 5 лет назад +3

      DON'T give them any ideas...

    • @ryankoplien9310
      @ryankoplien9310 5 лет назад +1

      @LunarWolf why the hell u ask that? Of course they fucking did not make that!

  • @SwordOfTheRaven
    @SwordOfTheRaven 5 лет назад +212

    Why was Brodrick even on screen? It should have been a voice over with Bryan Cranston

    • @samuelstensgaard4828
      @samuelstensgaard4828 5 лет назад +34

      "The BB gun is not the danger I AM the danger."

    • @CX462
      @CX462 5 лет назад +19

      Ralphie: Say my name
      Scott Farkus: Ralphie
      Ralphie: You're Goddamn Right!!

    • @Melvinshermen
      @Melvinshermen 5 лет назад +1

      SwordOfTheRaven fun fact brodrick was going to be Walter white

    • @inshan3st3r
      @inshan3st3r 4 года назад +6

      "A kid with a red rider BB gun shoots his eye out and you think that of me? No! I am the one who fires!"

    • @elizabethsmith7224
      @elizabethsmith7224 4 года назад

      Theater wise it would have made more sence to have him backstage narrating,probably would have been very difficult tho.

  • @AkuTenshiiZero
    @AkuTenshiiZero 5 лет назад +47

    Matthew Broderick falls into the same category s Jeff Goldblum, they are the awkward nerds (except Goldblum is the awkwardly charming nerd, while Broderick is the awkwardly awkward nerd). Maybe it's just because that was the hero archetype of my childhood, but it never bothered me. Or maybe it's because I am an awkward nerd myself. It kinda hit peak cringe with Napoleon Dynamite and we never looked back.

    • @carlrood4457
      @carlrood4457 5 лет назад +5

      Actually, Broderick's best roles are not the awkward nerd. In War Games, Ferris Bueller, LadyHawke, etc. he's actually a bit of cocky asshole but had a charm that made you love the guy.

    • @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794
      @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794 5 лет назад +3

      I wouldn't say Goldblums bad. Hell he's one of my favorite parts in whatever Wes Anderson movie he's in.

    • @jaredohlstein7355
      @jaredohlstein7355 5 лет назад

      @AkuTenshiiZero
      Well said

    • @Melvinshermen
      @Melvinshermen 4 года назад

      AkuTenshiiZero he was going to be Walter White

  • @Guntherson220
    @Guntherson220 4 года назад +68

    It honestly took me a minute to remember Broderick was in fact in Lion King when he brought it up.

    • @Melvinshermen
      @Melvinshermen 4 года назад +2

      Guntherson220 the werid thing with Matthew Broderick is he was going to Walter White on breaking bad is either him or John Cusack and is amc idea
      Bryon cranston was vince gilliam First choice but amc was like No and talk about walter White should be John Cusack or Matthew Broderick

    • @liampatrick3110
      @liampatrick3110 4 года назад +5

      Did you forget About Ferris Bueller?

    • @Guntherson220
      @Guntherson220 4 года назад +6

      @@liampatrick3110 Who could forget about Ferris Bueller?

  • @graysonchristian2668
    @graysonchristian2668 5 лет назад +62

    I didn’t know the author narrated the original. I always thought it was Adam West

    • @robertdaw3364
      @robertdaw3364 5 лет назад +4

      He also makes a cameo. He's the old man at the mall who tells Ralphie and Randy to go all the way to the back of the line.

    • @AirborneSurfer
      @AirborneSurfer 5 лет назад +6

      You should find recordings of his old radio show. It's absolute brilliance! Basically the narrator from A Christmas Story telling even more silly tales about his life!

    • @sarahmcmann5253
      @sarahmcmann5253 5 лет назад +2

      Grayson Christian I thought that was him too

    • @thestwinner680
      @thestwinner680 5 лет назад +2

      LOL A Dark Christmas (k)Night ;P

    • @graysonchristian2668
      @graysonchristian2668 5 лет назад

      Sarah McMann oh good I was thinking maybe I was the only one.

  • @ZombieDragQueen
    @ZombieDragQueen 5 лет назад +163

    Matthew Broderick: "That's a lot of Christmas."

    • @Emerald_King_
      @Emerald_King_ 5 лет назад +2

      He was good in that one thing

    • @waddupjd
      @waddupjd 5 лет назад +1

      Lion King was his only good redeemable movie

    • @IsmailofeRegime
      @IsmailofeRegime 5 лет назад +2

      @@waddupjd I liked The Cable Guy, where his bland personality actually plays well with Jim Carrey's character.

    • @Stardevoir
      @Stardevoir 5 лет назад +3

      Personally, Ferris Bueller and WarGames were the two movies with him in it that were good in my opinion

    • @ZombieDragQueen
      @ZombieDragQueen 5 лет назад

      @@Stardevoir Yeah but it's such a cliché. If you want nerd cred you pick "Infinity" (1996) and if you want hipster cred you pick "The Freshman" (1990) 👍

  • @zardox78
    @zardox78 5 лет назад +39

    The fact that they did this is hilarious. It's like that comically exaggerated version of Scrooge they were putting on within the movie Scrooged. What once was clear parody is now shrugged-off reality.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 3 года назад +3

      To be fair, there's also a joke in there about there being eleven sports channels.
      There are fourteen Sky Sports channels.

  • @SomeBody-mc1km
    @SomeBody-mc1km 5 лет назад +73

    18:12 that actually sounds like Nostalgia Critic lol

    • @KBGVideos1
      @KBGVideos1 3 года назад +9

      That sounded like actual Nostalgia Critic for a minute! Take it away!

  • @ukotoa1639
    @ukotoa1639 5 лет назад +237

    Is anyone else surprised that Fox never made a X-Men live show?

    • @Destine064
      @Destine064 5 лет назад +9

      They did

    • @Destine064
      @Destine064 5 лет назад +14

      @@FlameOnTheBeat but its a little different and is connected to the x men and its also called the gifted even though they don't add storm, Cyclops, jean etc so they added new mutants that we never seen

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 5 лет назад +7

      @@Destine064 Yeah, they're like the X-Men's C-Team, and they're fighting enemies not shown in the movies, like The Purifiers. No Sentinels, though, I don't think they have the bidget for giant flying purple robots.

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 5 лет назад +10

      There are two: The Gifted on FOX and LEGI(X)N on FX.

    • @Jackal_El_Lobo34
      @Jackal_El_Lobo34 5 лет назад +4

      YOU SONS OF...
      *SONS OF BITCHES F O X*

  • @jupiterscrybabyy
    @jupiterscrybabyy 5 лет назад +49

    Disturbed by Maya’s singing in this special. I swear this woman can sing!

    • @HD-fd7tn
      @HD-fd7tn 5 лет назад +4

      wishuwazmeh121 I think she was sick when this was filmed

    • @Lordeightbane
      @Lordeightbane 5 лет назад +2

      She can actually sing but I think she did only high notes granted I only saw her do high notes singing back on SNL

    • @labbaby189
      @labbaby189 5 лет назад +5

      It's twice as bad knowing her mother was Minnie Riperton.

    • @Lonsoleil
      @Lonsoleil 5 лет назад

      Can she, really??

    • @theblocksays
      @theblocksays 5 лет назад +1

      @@HD-fd7tn Walken was infamously ill in the Peter Pan live too, what the hell!?

  • @goldbat4healing105
    @goldbat4healing105 5 лет назад +56

    I think the teacher just killed the girl. The teacher is under investigation.

  • @ccjr.allsorts
    @ccjr.allsorts 5 лет назад +46

    Sant and his reinbe--deer
    Reinbeer
    He WAS drunk.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 лет назад +291

    4:00 Come on Doug, admit it. You like bunny girls. 🐰

    • @X_Leonhart
      @X_Leonhart 5 лет назад +42

      geardog24 Well, he actually had to search for those images...

    • @ImAFatNerd90
      @ImAFatNerd90 5 лет назад +9

      Wrong kind of bunny girls

    • @BugsyFoga
      @BugsyFoga 5 лет назад +12

      I know I do 😁

    • @redtiger8275
      @redtiger8275 5 лет назад +21

      He always struck me as a cat person

    • @pamelaphillips620
      @pamelaphillips620 5 лет назад +26

      Carrot is best bunny girl

  • @robinlaceisalsohere
    @robinlaceisalsohere 5 лет назад +174

    If I had a nickel for every time I liked this live special, I'd be in debt.

    • @robbys5236
      @robbys5236 5 лет назад +1

      So, 1 cent?

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 5 лет назад +3

      Robby S but wait... that’s too much... no one LIKES this

    • @robbys5236
      @robbys5236 5 лет назад +1

      Well, you aren't counting the people in Antarctica.

    • @Giratina1999
      @Giratina1999 4 года назад +2

      Do you want your Nickelback?

    • @ImADeity
      @ImADeity 2 года назад

      @@Giratina1999 no no I have enough fun shoving a cactus between my ears

  • @thefreelancequeen
    @thefreelancequeen 5 лет назад +53

    My family TRIED to sit through this, the lamp song made us give up.

    • @lukeperkins1024
      @lukeperkins1024 5 лет назад +4

      I feel you. Me and my family gave up watching it when the BB Gun song played.

    • @kaiiheenjik1668
      @kaiiheenjik1668 5 лет назад

      *LÄMP*

    • @datbear2754
      @datbear2754 5 лет назад +1

      PorkyTheKing same we thought it looked good when we heard of it and slowly ripped out our ear drums

    • @Newfiecat
      @Newfiecat 5 лет назад +1

      We fast-forwarded through ALL the musical numbers and it STILL sucked.

    • @datbear2754
      @datbear2754 5 лет назад +1

      Mandy H it's soooo bad there is nothing good about it

  • @bluemagoo9332
    @bluemagoo9332 5 лет назад +91

    If it’s by FOX then that means we’ll get Family Guy Live.

    • @Melvinshermen
      @Melvinshermen 4 года назад +3

      EliAndButch YT or the Simpsons live

    • @kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94
      @kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94 4 года назад +1

      Not gonna lie tho that does sound interesting

    • @patrickgowen324
      @patrickgowen324 4 года назад +2

      @@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94 Yeah I have to admit while it be horrible it be case where we have complete interest on it (like watching a train crash but nevertheless)

  • @dan_evilrobot
    @dan_evilrobot 5 лет назад +44

    6:51 Oh my God is that child actor who play as Ralphie is scary as hell, his about to eat my soul!

    • @Sh0tgunJust1ce
      @Sh0tgunJust1ce 5 лет назад +1

      It's like that scene from Faceoff with Nicolas Cage orgasming over touching that girl's ass.

    • @doom7ish
      @doom7ish 5 лет назад

      Set him on fire!

  • @fghdkjlfkghfc
    @fghdkjlfkghfc 5 лет назад +300

    1:13 - Oh, don't worry, that's just the sound of everybody evacuating tumblr.

    • @alucard347
      @alucard347 5 лет назад +6

      Yep.

    • @thebaronanative8289
      @thebaronanative8289 5 лет назад +10

      Flack Jacket all the rule 34 artists have to evacuate, even the one who make the worst fetishes.

    • @fghdkjlfkghfc
      @fghdkjlfkghfc 5 лет назад +7

      @@thebaronanative8289 So the dinosaurs are the artists with the *really weird* fetishes?

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 5 лет назад +4

      What people HAVENT had a dinosaur fetish?

    • @farkbett699
      @farkbett699 5 лет назад

      @@jareththegoblinking3191 I got a BIG one

  • @jgfear
    @jgfear 5 лет назад +37

    This is exactly what they were spoofing in “Scrooged”.

    • @angrytheclown801
      @angrytheclown801 5 лет назад +6

      jgfear Scrooged did it better, and you could totally see her nipple.

    • @JCIce007
      @JCIce007 5 лет назад +1

      I can't wait till they remake The Night The Reindeer Died.

  • @fleakletheotter
    @fleakletheotter 5 лет назад +19

    Had my first viewing of Christmas Story lately. There sure was a lot of crying, but Ralphie was awesome (That smirk he gave to Santa clinging on the slide was spot on), it had a tremendous amount of Christmas spirit, and you were right when you said how real it felt.

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 лет назад +66

    *_Legend has it that the kid who licked the pole was still stuck to this day..._*

    • @Mothman1992
      @Mothman1992 5 лет назад +6

      I actually live by Warren G. Harding Elementary in Hammond Indiana and got pictures of myself with my tongue stuck to their flag pole (I brought a thermos of coffee to free myself though)

    • @kirkoli5001
      @kirkoli5001 5 лет назад +3

      Believe it or not, he’s a porn star. Have fun on IMDB folks.

    • @kirkoli5001
      @kirkoli5001 5 лет назад +2

      Whoops nevermind, forgot this was live action.

    • @jimmymelendez1836
      @jimmymelendez1836 Год назад

      @@Mothman1992 I used to live in a house that was across Warren G. Harding Elementary.

  • @HurricaneDDragon
    @HurricaneDDragon 5 лет назад +63

    HOW COULD MINNIE RIPERTON’S DAUGHTER BE A BAD SINGER?! 😭
    Ana Gasteyer should’ve been Ralphie’s mom. Her singing was way better.

    • @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102
      @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102 5 лет назад +8

      Funnily enough, Ana Gasteyer also bears more resemblance to Melinda Dillon (the original Mrs. Parker) than Maya Rudolph does.

    • @Rye-like-the-bread
      @Rye-like-the-bread 5 лет назад +8

      I’m surprised that the Nostalgic Critic didn’t even comment that about Maya Rudolph

    • @HurricaneDDragon
      @HurricaneDDragon 5 лет назад

      Rye G-therz ikr?

    • @literarylady1125
      @literarylady1125 5 лет назад

      @@Rye-like-the-bread he might not be familiar with Minnie Reperton's music.

    • @pocketsizeforyourtravelcon3325
      @pocketsizeforyourtravelcon3325 5 лет назад

      Ana Gasteyer has actually sung on Broadway and in live theater!

  • @Omnipotentmonkey
    @Omnipotentmonkey 5 лет назад +35

    3:59 DOUG IS AWARE OF THE EXISTENCE OF ONE PIECE! DOUG! ONE PIECE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

    • @Omnipotentmonkey
      @Omnipotentmonkey 5 лет назад +4

      @@motor4X4kombat So the alternative is that Doug Walker was forced to type 'sexy furry bunnies' into google...
      Option A and Option B are equally brilliant in my eyes.

  • @AriochStarr
    @AriochStarr 5 лет назад +70

    I personally hate watching live shows because of just how cringey they are.

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 4 года назад +2

      My dad and I were not crazy impressed with ‘Sound of Music Live’ but liked Carrie Underwood as Maria and the wonderful Audra McDonald as Mother Superior. I watched ‘Peter Pan Live’ but who was in charge of the audio department was a wretched failure as you could never hear the songs (particularly Christopher Walken’s solos) and the speaking lines got muddled constantly. I skipped every one after that because they’re boring

    • @elizabethsmith7224
      @elizabethsmith7224 4 года назад +2

      @@LucyLioness100 Hairspray was pretty good from what I remember.

    • @SoapCkat
      @SoapCkat 4 года назад

      Same

  • @sarahwalter7198
    @sarahwalter7198 5 лет назад +89

    I hate the excuse that "it's live doing it in one take is hard give them credit" uh HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF BROADWAY?!

    • @MegaKaitouKID1412
      @MegaKaitouKID1412 5 лет назад +22

      Broadway is a stage show on a stage set with stage conventions. Audience have a pretty big willing suspension of disbelief when approaching those, entirely related to understanding the limits of the medium and they're especially notable because Broadway shows tend to push the medium to its limits. You can have actors exit the set and have a different background lower and then walk back on and the audience believes that they're now in a different location, for example. Broadway also has months of rehearsals to prepare and then those months pay off with selling tickets for daily or even twice daily shows for months on end. Not only do casts perfect it in rehearsal, but it becomes a well-oiled machine over time due to sheer number of actual performances. Live specials like these, though, use some stage conventions but mostly try to make a live performance look like a normal movie, meaning the sets are realistic and intricate and the actors have to move set to set, with multiple cameras and cuts and different locations, and the cast performs it once meaning they don't have those months and months of rehearsal and then daily performance to absolutely perfect it. The actors also tend to be movie and television actors, not Broadway actors, so they have a different level of comfort with live performance.

    • @burningsexuality1540
      @burningsexuality1540 5 лет назад +5

      This comment is so fucking idiotic. Doing a well-flowing live performance is impressive anyway, Broadway or otherwise?

    • @amorfm4071
      @amorfm4071 5 лет назад

      MegaKaitouKID1412 well maybe they shouldn’t hire regular actors....

    • @stevenscales4967
      @stevenscales4967 5 лет назад +5

      I worked on this production and I can tell you, this is nothing like doing a Broadway production. We were all constantly on the move (cameras, actors, rigs, backdrops) all on an acre of WB backlot. So, people don't like the production. That's fine, but give consideration to the amount of effort put in by the hundreds of people involved in pulling off such an ambitious endeavor.

    • @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102
      @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102 5 лет назад +4

      @@MegaKaitouKID1412 Actually, Christmas Story Live DID have months of rehearsals. I read the kid actors actually had their own tutors so they wouldn't fall behind on their education when they weren't rehearsing.

  • @TSBJunkie
    @TSBJunkie 5 лет назад +81

    How does a film go from being one of the most underrated of all-time to the most overrated of all-time? Modern-day American marketing.

    • @madizzle90
      @madizzle90 4 года назад +3

      I partially blame TBS.

    • @eatatjoes6751
      @eatatjoes6751 3 года назад +1

      @@madizzle90 I think TBS pulled it out as part of an Iron Giant dealio/prank/employee break, and then TNT followed up with it and we've been dealing with that for 20 years running.

  • @elijahthomas4231
    @elijahthomas4231 3 года назад +15

    I love how his sponsor segments are entertaining, even if it's small, it's worth watching.

  • @lordkarasu2263
    @lordkarasu2263 5 лет назад +41

    The narrator is the author of the book? That’s neat.

  • @mr.moviemafia
    @mr.moviemafia Год назад +29

    Disney saw Maya Rudolph in this and thought: Hey, why don’t we cast her in our musical sequel to Enchanted?

    • @brianjacobson297
      @brianjacobson297 11 месяцев назад +1

      "Badder" was the best thing about Disenchanted.

    • @RedMoonSolitary
      @RedMoonSolitary 10 месяцев назад

      @@brianjacobson297 I mean I love the personality and charisma Maya brought to it, she clearly put in her all. But let's be real, it was Amy carrying the music.

    • @leoprince691
      @leoprince691 10 месяцев назад

      What's funny and ironic is Maya Rudolph's mom was a professional singer (Minnie Ripperton) that had a #1 hit. Apparently that musical talent did not translate well into her daughter.

  • @halfdemonprince
    @halfdemonprince 4 года назад +18

    18:24 To be fair “A Market For A Miracle” is the best song in the show. Ironic how a song about Hanukkah is the best song in A Christmas Story.

  • @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794
    @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794 5 лет назад +65

    Why do I have a feeling Fox would turn Charlie and the chocolate factory into a Live Musical?

  • @switchtalent123
    @switchtalent123 4 года назад +35

    I didn’t know the original was narrated by the author.
    Acts circles around the “actor”

  • @Joker3384
    @Joker3384 5 лет назад +29

    I always wondered growing up why A Christmas Story was such a classic to be replayed over the holidays. It’s sequel and this live action show showed me why. How is it that people still don’t get what makes this movie so good all these years later?

  • @kykylikeitlikeit144
    @kykylikeitlikeit144 5 лет назад +44

    Hey, The Wiz Live was good! Especially compared to the Motown movie...

    • @marquis911
      @marquis911 5 лет назад

      He reviewed it a while ago.
      I want him to look at that one because I love that one.

    • @Thatonegirl989
      @Thatonegirl989 5 лет назад

      Ky, Ky Like It, Like It that movie terrified me as a kid lol something about it made me so uneasy

    • @greatwork25
      @greatwork25 5 лет назад +2

      @@marquis911 he reviewed the 1978 one, not the 2015 one.

    • @zachhaywood1564
      @zachhaywood1564 4 года назад

      A total frontal lobotomy is better than the Motown movie.

  • @Funloverparty
    @Funloverparty 5 лет назад +94

    Either Nostalgia Critic or his Editor is questionably aware of Sexy Rabbits

    • @waddupjd
      @waddupjd 5 лет назад +2

      Or his brother Rob

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 лет назад +4

      Rob is aware of Carrot from One piece and we have to live with the knowledge that he...... Might have done things while thinking about her.

    • @varti546
      @varti546 5 лет назад +1

      Malcolm is a furry and in the sonic first viewing Doug himself implies he is a furry as well :P

    • @jeremiahhester6408
      @jeremiahhester6408 5 лет назад +5

      @@varti546 I watch his Space Jam review, if doesn't feel like it.

    • @Kazzy234
      @Kazzy234 5 лет назад

      @@jeremiahhester6408 maybe that was a long time ago before he became a fury.