Best of Simon Cowell Against Mental People

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  • @TheRisky9
    @TheRisky9 4 года назад +9597

    "Are you single? Married? Have kids?"
    "I'm Clark Kent."

    • @sandraenomis2833
      @sandraenomis2833 4 года назад +110

      Oh come on I thought I was the first one who thought of that 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @evildustbunnie9187
      @evildustbunnie9187 4 года назад +10

      😂😂😂

    • @jaja9008
      @jaja9008 4 года назад +9

      @@sandraenomis2833 EVERYONE thought that, not only you! :P

    • @sandraenomis2833
      @sandraenomis2833 4 года назад +5

      It was more of I hope that no one else put it on here yet 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheRisky9
      @TheRisky9 4 года назад +6

      Oh, lots of people put up Clark Kent comments already. And they're all amazing.

  • @leenooraidy8150
    @leenooraidy8150 4 года назад +42017

    I kinda wanna see Gordon ramsay and Simon Cowell roasting each other

    • @dfrizzel2228
      @dfrizzel2228 4 года назад +340

      Leeno's life yeeessss

    • @Pepe-zw8xi
      @Pepe-zw8xi 4 года назад +2158

      Gordon would clap him until he knows how to do a good chicken sandwich.

    • @magic-zn9ot
      @magic-zn9ot 4 года назад +454

      FUCKING RAWWWWWWWWWW

    • @hharrybboy
      @hharrybboy 4 года назад +55

      YESS!!!!

    • @razzdazzler9196
      @razzdazzler9196 4 года назад +407

      That's how black holes are made

  • @thorbeorn4295
    @thorbeorn4295 3 месяца назад +394

    Andrew is a legend! "Should be fairly obvious at this point" LMFAO

    • @youssefnaifer1602
      @youssefnaifer1602 29 дней назад +9

      He has a point

    • @Lebowski333
      @Lebowski333 28 дней назад +9

      ‘I also like waiting around…’ 😂gold

    • @vinobody
      @vinobody 22 дня назад +3

      @@Lebowski333 you know that song?

    • @Lebowski333
      @Lebowski333 22 дня назад +1

      @@vinobody I just think he’s funny. What song?

    • @vinobody
      @vinobody 21 день назад +1

      @@Lebowski333 watch the vid again and u'll get it...

  • @ImmortalExplorer
    @ImmortalExplorer Месяц назад +113

    The way he says 'I'm here auditioning for American Idol, it should be fairly obvious at rhis point ' had me in stitches.

    • @Maximum_rizz_
      @Maximum_rizz_ Месяц назад +3

      Same 😂

    • @edb8139
      @edb8139 8 дней назад +1

      I know, right?! Those judges have NO sense of humour!!!

  • @AvengeBasketball
    @AvengeBasketball 5 лет назад +4900

    First guy looks like evil Clark Kent 😂😂😂

    • @witnessmycats1505
      @witnessmycats1505 5 лет назад +30

      True lol.

    • @mikerotch6068
      @mikerotch6068 5 лет назад +114

      He looks more like the scarecrow from Dark Knight

    • @tommyluio5509
      @tommyluio5509 5 лет назад +6

      @@mikerotch6068 no he doesn't u weirdo his head isn't made of hay

    • @blackpanther-yr1ep
      @blackpanther-yr1ep 5 лет назад +21

      True Clark focking Kent from smallville

    • @psyche1526
      @psyche1526 5 лет назад +12

      Damnit. Someone had beat me to the punch.

  • @thatvolvoguy6565
    @thatvolvoguy6565 6 лет назад +21805

    The first guy is that moment when when sarcasm is turned on but you cant turn it off

  • @seangallagher1947
    @seangallagher1947 7 месяцев назад +1791

    First guy was actually perfectly in-key.

    • @SuperDarkmatter11
      @SuperDarkmatter11 3 месяца назад +75

      he was not lol

    • @averyetvspecial1487
      @averyetvspecial1487 2 месяца назад

      No he wasn’t, and he had no other technique to speak of… and was a total dickhead. Hope he’s homeless by now.

    • @brentnichols3071
      @brentnichols3071 2 месяца назад +180

      @@SuperDarkmatter11 not perfectly, but he was pretty close. His voice was cracking a bunch. Does he sound good enough to go pro? No.

    • @SuperDarkmatter11
      @SuperDarkmatter11 2 месяца назад +45

      @@brentnichols3071 No, he needs a lot of work. Theres a reason he didnt go through bro and its because he cant sing and he has zero social skills

    • @brentnichols3071
      @brentnichols3071 2 месяца назад +8

      @@SuperDarkmatter11 lmao what do I know about music. I’m no expert.

  • @Fun2Draw-Kids178
    @Fun2Draw-Kids178 3 месяца назад +825

    the first guy actually sounds pretty good. He was just spitting facts

    • @darkno6493
      @darkno6493 2 месяца назад +25

      By acting like a 15 year old?

    • @JonathanVachon777
      @JonathanVachon777 2 месяца назад +37

      ​@@darkno6493 and how do you act yourself? 2 years old?

    • @bradpitt839
      @bradpitt839 Месяц назад +6

      @@darkno6493oh you just got roasted 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gloryshadow8710
      @gloryshadow8710 Месяц назад +46

      @@darkno6493 They asked him why he was angry and he answered them. They clearly looked for confrontation. If they didnt want to hear, they didnt need to ask and escalate this further.

    • @TurncoatCharles
      @TurncoatCharles Месяц назад

      ​@darkno6493 you gotta admit those questions have always been so stupid. Why are you here? To be rich and famous, no fucking shit. What brought you here? To be rich and famous, no fucking shit. It seriously is a dumb question and he is just being honest. The panelists are fake hollywood douches who cant handle when someone doesnt do everything they say like a trained puppy. A normal response from the panelists would be to recognize that it is a stupid question and someone finally showed up to point it out. It takes someone with no brain power to say, are you ficking kidding? Im here to be a singer. I thought it was refreshing someone finally said its a stupid question

  • @hope2046
    @hope2046 4 года назад +43126

    the first guy is literally me trying to talk to anyone.

    • @majinvegeta3284
      @majinvegeta3284 4 года назад +286

      Whyyyy are you gayyyyhhhhh.

    • @majinvegeta3284
      @majinvegeta3284 4 года назад +143

      @@hope2046 you are gayyyhhhhh

    • @hope2046
      @hope2046 4 года назад +248

      Majin VEGETA Yes

    • @majinvegeta3284
      @majinvegeta3284 4 года назад +100

      @@hope2046 you are attracted to femalehhh.

    • @hope2046
      @hope2046 4 года назад +177

      Majin VEGETA well I’m actually pan.. lol

  • @markdost1476
    @markdost1476 7 лет назад +2289

    I like the first guy lmao

  • @DASKITTYKATZE
    @DASKITTYKATZE 25 дней назад +34

    The first guy was good! And he did apologize. And did his thing. I'd vote for him.

  • @catblanc8874
    @catblanc8874 4 месяца назад +345

    andrew’s attitude would blow him up on tiktok and get him a cult following i love it

    • @barryflynch
      @barryflynch Месяц назад

      you love an absolutely horrible person, you're everything wrong with society

    • @suzystar3
      @suzystar3 Месяц назад

      Lowkey he just seems kind of autistic and too direct. He doesn't seem like a bad guy or to have malice at all he's just a little too honest.

    • @racher4593
      @racher4593 27 дней назад

      People who think of the fame hags on tik tok as legitimate artists make a very good argument for eugenics. To keep things clear for you, that's a bad thing.

    • @XcaliburW
      @XcaliburW 27 дней назад +8

      Andrew would casually attract the weirdest people though.

    • @Yourmomgoestocolledge
      @Yourmomgoestocolledge 19 дней назад

      Only because 90% of the under 25s are total crap humans.

  • @amaracea
    @amaracea 6 лет назад +30560

    “You hear that? Everybody? I’m single”

  • @Waynetheexecutor
    @Waynetheexecutor 7 лет назад +4491

    Am I the only one who think Andrew look similar to superman?

    • @ioiuhbg7908
      @ioiuhbg7908 7 лет назад +15

      Kashwayne Hudson evil twin

    • @michaelblasijr
      @michaelblasijr 7 лет назад +1

      Kashwayne Hudson nope

    • @keki4578
      @keki4578 7 лет назад +1

      Kashwayne Hudson andrew was right, he was winning

    • @Sweetgirl-ev6bs
      @Sweetgirl-ev6bs 7 лет назад +1

      Kashwayne Hudson wow😍

    • @HarryPotter047
      @HarryPotter047 7 лет назад +29

      he looks like he`s got a woman in the boot of his car

  • @designsbyisaac
    @designsbyisaac 7 месяцев назад +254

    Ian Bernardo has 2 therapists, but one is for the other therapist 😂

    • @rumbarumba1
      @rumbarumba1 3 месяца назад +9

      I'm wondering how he has survived in the bronx 😂😂

    • @bobermoment
      @bobermoment Месяц назад +3

      He’s hilarious

    • @Lekgolocator
      @Lekgolocator Месяц назад +12

      @@rumbarumba1the Bronx are trying to survive Ian Bernardo

    • @bbz232
      @bbz232 28 дней назад +2

      Literally every therapist has a therapist. It’s advised that they do therapy.

    • @leonid123ful
      @leonid123ful 26 дней назад

      That is brutal. True. But brutal. Thank you for your wit.

  • @Rosasmith23678
    @Rosasmith23678 6 месяцев назад +122

    "Go to an audition where they lie to you" "We're not gonna give you any love" I love Simon hahahaha😂

  • @thepleasantjudge4278
    @thepleasantjudge4278 4 года назад +4569

    *You hear that everybody? He's single.* 👀

    • @bruisesandbuttercups7290
      @bruisesandbuttercups7290 4 года назад +87

      @@carlossantana2177 you're an abomination. mental health is something people are born with or they get it from a traumatic event. its not a choice don't harass people. do you harass people with chronic illnesses? no. so don't harass people with mental health.

    • @mentalmondai
      @mentalmondai 4 года назад +132

      @@carlossantana2177 I like how you have the audacity to claim someone is an abomination to mankind whilst also capitalizing every first letter of every word in your sentence.

    • @dta-doubletimeanimations7689
      @dta-doubletimeanimations7689 4 года назад +4

      Ellis The Adult lmao

    • @DivinityHades
      @DivinityHades 4 года назад +13

      @@mentalmondai I'm dead😂😂😂

    • @GhostCrowGamer
      @GhostCrowGamer 4 года назад +18

      @@carlossantana2177 I agree with Buttercups we are all one Race HUMAN regardless if he was right or wrong in his actions it shouldn't define him as a thing. It's "THAT" kind of thinking that causes racism and bigotry.

  • @luhlucas18
    @luhlucas18 4 года назад +4373

    "Im a superstar, you can ask any one of my therapists"
    😂😂😂

    • @Lcrddrf
      @Lcrddrf 4 года назад +49

      He actually mental tho lol 😂

    • @farhandar4226
      @farhandar4226 4 года назад +9

      😂🙏

    • @jeffyjeff6916
      @jeffyjeff6916 4 года назад +16

      Yeah gloryia 😁

    • @marialimon4138
      @marialimon4138 4 года назад +18

      That says a lot in itself. 😳

    • @Cihanxxx
      @Cihanxxx 4 года назад +5

      Ha ha ha nice one 😁😁😁😂😂😂😂

  • @RIPdixiecarter
    @RIPdixiecarter 24 дня назад +30

    Judge:"Why do you seem tense?"
    Auditioner:*Answer honestly*
    Judge: "I'M ANGRY AND I HATE YOU" >:(

  • @15kuki
    @15kuki 2 месяца назад +35

    I’m being serious. He’s not a jerk, he was an individual who was clearly on the spectrum. Neurodivergent people come off as rude or callous to neurotypical people. But most times it’s not them being rude, they just view the world from a different lens. They just process and communicate differently. In a lot of ways my heart goes out to him.

    • @15kuki
      @15kuki 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Tocinos learn how to spell

    • @Tocinos
      @Tocinos 2 месяца назад

      @@15kuki Sorry. New-age.*
      Let's not pretend like you aren't making up fake words like "neurodivergent" when you really mean retarded.

    • @Tocinos
      @Tocinos 2 месяца назад

      @@15kuki Learn how to not make up words like "neurodivergent"

    • @15kuki
      @15kuki 2 месяца назад

      @@Tocinos your an idiot

    • @15kuki
      @15kuki 2 месяца назад

      @@Tocinos you’re an idiot

  • @joydarling
    @joydarling 4 года назад +2653

    the fourth guys face was like
    👁 👁
    👃🏻
    👄

  • @aniafaiq
    @aniafaiq 4 года назад +14976

    the first guy is literally me talking to my teachers when i was fourteen

    • @mohamedaitbelaid2585
      @mohamedaitbelaid2585 4 года назад +308

      Well im still talking to them that way even now

    • @orthodox_daniel08
      @orthodox_daniel08 4 года назад +33

      same

    • @N7Lambo
      @N7Lambo 4 года назад +30

      literally?

    • @scarletkinder4096
      @scarletkinder4096 4 года назад +354

      Teacher: if jimmy has ten bars of soap and Johnny takes two, how many bars of soap does jimmy have??
      You: I don’t think it’s that interesting of a question actually

    • @aniafaiq
      @aniafaiq 4 года назад +34

      @@scarletkinder4096 Can relate

  • @uprisemusic2428
    @uprisemusic2428 2 месяца назад +45

    Dude blew it when he mentioned "my two therapists"

  • @austinjones9171
    @austinjones9171 8 месяцев назад +37

    “It’s not funny. You’re not good at anything” lmaooo damn Simon

  • @wolfgangamadeusmozart8177
    @wolfgangamadeusmozart8177 5 лет назад +4379

    "I really don't like your singing."
    "Well I dont really care."
    "Good."

  • @mythilivenugopal4864
    @mythilivenugopal4864 4 года назад +4891

    Andrew looks like he's secretly superman or something

    • @tonkacat
      @tonkacat 3 года назад +17

      🥰

    • @shantebarze1068
      @shantebarze1068 3 года назад +90

      Yes clark kent when superman is not is uniform. The dude could play on smallville or something he would be a good superman.

    • @thenman23
      @thenman23 3 года назад +4

      daredevil

    • @arthurwaring
      @arthurwaring 3 года назад +5

      @@tonkacat tf

    • @lt.turdmunchies8576
      @lt.turdmunchies8576 2 года назад +2

      @@thenman23 Hell no

  • @user-sj9vf1mv5u
    @user-sj9vf1mv5u 3 месяца назад +83

    6:19 Ian: "When America sees this, they're gonna forget about Taylor who, Carrie Underwhere, Fantasia When.." HAHAHA

    • @valeriodivi1563
      @valeriodivi1563 16 дней назад +3

      He’s got Jack McFarland from Will & Grace’s personality lol

    • @user-sj9vf1mv5u
      @user-sj9vf1mv5u 12 дней назад +1

      @@valeriodivi1563 Haha that is true, to some extent. Though Jack at least has way more charisma

    • @TashMagesh
      @TashMagesh 9 дней назад

      Read this as he said it. 😂

  • @EliasWolf77
    @EliasWolf77 20 дней назад +11

    *Singing Autistic Clark Kent Exists
    Simon: that offends me for some reason

  • @handsomesquidward5906
    @handsomesquidward5906 6 лет назад +17073

    Simon: And you’ve got very very bad energy.
    Andrew: Aww man.
    Best response ever

  • @ginolorenzo4117
    @ginolorenzo4117 4 года назад +1846

    First guy still got a yes from Simon.. that's a win for me lol

    • @mcmajestic7095
      @mcmajestic7095 4 года назад +10

      Amen brother haha

    • @ea6102
      @ea6102 4 года назад +16

      he was being sarcastic lol

    • @idioyjohnathon2054
      @idioyjohnathon2054 4 года назад +12

      @@ea6102 no

    • @RozenHusky
      @RozenHusky 4 года назад +8

      Probably because he didn't want to die when that guy came back to shoot the place up lol

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 4 года назад +8

      His voice wasn't even that bad, definitely didn't give off a good first impression unfortunately.

  • @joematteoli2822
    @joematteoli2822 6 месяцев назад +37

    Gloria is still on the run to this day💀💀

  • @derfderfson
    @derfderfson Месяц назад +57

    First dude was just an introvert trying to explain his anxiety to a group of extroverts who will never understand lol.

    • @george_3252
      @george_3252 Месяц назад +8

      He was definitely not an introvert
      He was pissed because he had to wait and had an attitude

    • @derfderfson
      @derfderfson Месяц назад +5

      @@george_3252yes he was.

    • @george_3252
      @george_3252 Месяц назад +7

      @derfderfson3836 OK that makes sense now, you and him share a lot in common lol

    • @luxy4prez
      @luxy4prez 28 дней назад

      i felt bad 😢

    • @derfderfson
      @derfderfson 28 дней назад

      @@george_3252 ?

  • @roro-rx7cq
    @roro-rx7cq 4 года назад +3547

    “You hear that ladies I’m single.”
    *me an 11 year old sat on the sofa*

    • @mittensfamily5051
      @mittensfamily5051 4 года назад +39

      I am also an 11 year old sat on my Sofa

    • @dylansenior7372
      @dylansenior7372 4 года назад +34

      Mitten I am also 11 years old and sitting on a sofa
      Have we just created a paradox

    • @roro-rx7cq
      @roro-rx7cq 4 года назад +7

      Dylan Senior 😂

    • @daisyross6683
      @daisyross6683 4 года назад +9

      Prįńçē ŸtŠ u don't have to be rude abt it

    • @gabethespaceape3686
      @gabethespaceape3686 4 года назад +20

      Prįńçē ŸtŠ calm it bud, you need a warm glass of milk?

  • @davyzardo3815
    @davyzardo3815 7 лет назад +3390

    the first one is a character

    • @luka9917
      @luka9917 7 лет назад +1

      how come?

    • @raredoll
      @raredoll 7 лет назад +80

      Davy Zardo I'm friends with him on facebook 😂

    • @luka9917
      @luka9917 7 лет назад +7

      Lucy Monroe can we become friends too'

    • @reegankay9799
      @reegankay9799 7 лет назад

      Lucy Monroe what is his name?

    • @luka9917
      @luka9917 7 лет назад +1

      Reegan Kay Noooo i mean't you and me XD

  • @meganairod7070
    @meganairod7070 6 месяцев назад +38

    The first one seems straight out of a "it's always sunny in philadelphia" episode

  • @Wormz101
    @Wormz101 3 месяца назад +16

    2:54 she has a point, but she cant be mad at the dude for being on edge from waiting. ESPECIALLY 3 HOURS. Any normal person would react so if they had to wait that long for something whether its their dream or not, its called being human.

    • @boulevard14
      @boulevard14 27 дней назад +5

      But then she said she was angry at him and doesn't like him. Her emotions erupted for no good reason.

    • @georgehornsby6882
      @georgehornsby6882 13 дней назад

      You’re ridiculous lol. Literally everyone auditioning has to wait in line.

  • @aaronharrison3800
    @aaronharrison3800 5 лет назад +5038

    The first guy gives me serious Clark Kent vibes

    • @TheTenaciousDog
      @TheTenaciousDog 5 лет назад +47

      EXACTLY

    • @rowanfisher9451
      @rowanfisher9451 5 лет назад +17

      I know right!

    • @aaravshukla8175
      @aaravshukla8175 5 лет назад +19

      Clark kent from mission impossible 😂🤣

    • @midnightcountess7408
      @midnightcountess7408 5 лет назад +58

      I dunno about that... he kinda gave me the Jeffrey Dahmer vibes... but that's just me.

    • @andyc6542
      @andyc6542 5 лет назад +7

      You’ve essentially copied the top rated comment here saying that it’s funny this guy is never around the same time as Superman.
      Try and be original with your comments, especially when you’re ripping on the top liked comment.

  • @midnightblues9895
    @midnightblues9895 4 года назад +3846

    "why are you here?"
    "for american idol"
    job interview: "why should we hire you?"
    me: "cause you're hiring"

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 года назад +26

      My, you're a dense fellow.

    • @eva-ss4cg
      @eva-ss4cg 4 года назад +7

      Yesssss

    • @SharonBoo0305
      @SharonBoo0305 4 года назад +7

      Good luck with that attitude.

    • @maahrooreekee4295
      @maahrooreekee4295 4 года назад +7

      Retarded comparison

    • @midnightblues9895
      @midnightblues9895 4 года назад +17

      @@maahrooreekee4295 bad comparison tho it may be, t doesnt matter. at least some people liked it. maybe a few even laughed or smiled. i dont know.

  • @hanniphampiz
    @hanniphampiz 4 месяца назад +40

    "give me your love, give me your love, give me your love
    "no we are not gonna give you any love"

    • @karingoodman4999
      @karingoodman4999 3 месяца назад +2

      😂 had me laughing too haven't seen these in years

    • @musiclover-cn7tb
      @musiclover-cn7tb 21 день назад

      ​@@karingoodman4999lol 😂😂😂

  • @Mari-xx2tc
    @Mari-xx2tc 6 месяцев назад +5

    bro the gaslighting and guiltripping with Andrew is crazy, she asked him what made him angry, and he responded that he was tired of waiting. He also does have the right to be tired of waiting. It’s not that big of a deal.

  • @KhalilEats
    @KhalilEats 2 года назад +10857

    Andrew was just socially awkward & it twisted into a whole mess 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @merkYouInCodLikeIBlinked
      @merkYouInCodLikeIBlinked 2 года назад +661

      thats what I was thinkng like damn... and his cover was not bad by any means

    • @sswaaayzeeee3786
      @sswaaayzeeee3786 2 года назад +45

      @@merkYouInCodLikeIBlinked foreal

    • @famousramus2288
      @famousramus2288 2 года назад +15

      Exactly

    • @lunatic2178
      @lunatic2178 2 года назад +131

      These were all scripted btw

    • @MICKEYISLOWD
      @MICKEYISLOWD 2 года назад +123

      He was playing them ffs! Like he didn't even know where the entrance was? He prolly went home and was having a real laugh about it.

  • @jckon
    @jckon 5 лет назад +4337

    ‘What brought you here to audition?’
    My answer: My mum’s car

    • @carlinpadgett2796
      @carlinpadgett2796 5 лет назад +76

      I'm in me mum's car
      Get out me car

    • @jckon
      @jckon 5 лет назад +3

      Carlin Padgett Haha

    • @hannahllado2298
      @hannahllado2298 5 лет назад +19

      I'm in my mum's car.......Vroom Vroom......get out me car.....awwww

    • @isamarina488
      @isamarina488 5 лет назад

      @@carlinpadgett2796 ma

    • @dimitris_zaha
      @dimitris_zaha 5 лет назад +11

      Simon: what brought you here
      You:my mum's car
      Simon: *thinking* not sexually active

  • @VikingerOnYT
    @VikingerOnYT 8 месяцев назад +28

    You can smell some of these people through your screen 🫣😂

  • @OfficialCxL3
    @OfficialCxL3 Месяц назад +16

    🤣I love simon on the first audition, then giving the dude a yes

  • @morior3082
    @morior3082 4 года назад +12620

    I think andrew is a good guy but communication skills and anxiety ruined it for him

    • @ignitemare7859
      @ignitemare7859 4 года назад +47

      THE ONE +1

    • @bridget8135
      @bridget8135 4 года назад +295

      My brother has autism and he acts very similer is all

    • @taco2728
      @taco2728 4 года назад +273

      Ya those judges are real assholes sometimes.

    • @taco2728
      @taco2728 4 года назад +106

      I have autism.

    • @markmedina5275
      @markmedina5275 4 года назад +382

      THE ONE they totally backed him into a corner. Granted, he did start off rough with the “it should be fairly obvious” comment but he did immediately become apologetic. He was clearly ‘on edge’ as they said but aside from the rough start he was fine and they wanted to keep pressing the matter. I feel for him, i’ve been there.

  • @macayladishman2354
    @macayladishman2354 4 года назад +1482

    I love how Simon liked the first guy 🤣😂

    • @shyguy929
      @shyguy929 4 года назад +131

      He was the only one judging his voice and not getting a strained vagina over his attitude

    • @carl9939
      @carl9939 4 года назад +7

      @@shyguy929 Your kidding, right? He was the first one to tell the guy he could leave.

    • @shyguy929
      @shyguy929 4 года назад +21

      @@carl9939 and yet hes the only one who said yes...hmmm

    • @carl9939
      @carl9939 4 года назад +2

      @@shyguy929 he was gonna have him leave the room tho????

    • @MrInCrim
      @MrInCrim 4 года назад

      I think he just said that to be cheeky and rile up the other judges.
      He did have a decent voice but he knew it wasn't good enough to get anywhere in the competition and dude was like glaring directly at him the whole time. He knew he had no place in the competition, dude was volatile.

  • @DonaldJPump24
    @DonaldJPump24 Месяц назад +13

    "Why dont get a job down in the port when its foggy" might be the most disrespectful insult ever broadcasted. I wish tv was good again

    • @anonymousreviewer169
      @anonymousreviewer169 28 дней назад

      what does that even mean? what sorts of jobs are offered at the port, and its correlation to fogginess?

    • @IHardlyNoah
      @IHardlyNoah 28 дней назад

      @@anonymousreviewer169 a human fog horn 🤦‍♂️

    • @anonymousreviewer169
      @anonymousreviewer169 28 дней назад +1

      @@IHardlyNoah I wonder what percentage of people had this go over their heads (like myself).

    • @user-lo3su2qj3t
      @user-lo3su2qj3t 23 дня назад

      He's referring to the olden days when prostitutes would sell them self's to sex starved sailors at the docks or ports I think it happened in Liverpool after the 1st World War. & there's a reference to this from the uk comedy blackader which was set in 1485 or so when thay need to make money so baldrick dressed up as a woman and sells himself.
      And saying do it when it is foggy just means no one would want to have sex with you if thay could see how ugly you are.

  • @marianamendoza7263
    @marianamendoza7263 4 месяца назад +13

    I,m don't gonna stop until have my star of fame.
    "Ian Benardo 2023".

  • @AdlerPostHC
    @AdlerPostHC 2 года назад +4771

    "I am a superstar, you can ask one of my therapists"
    Sorry, that line rocks.

  • @noastrength
    @noastrength 5 лет назад +2339

    "You got very bad energy"
    "awww man"

  • @Sanaa_K_Mohamed
    @Sanaa_K_Mohamed 2 месяца назад +6

    I think when Andrew said that he was on edge from waiting, I think he meant that he was anxious for his audition. Also, I think his entire audition, he was trying to be confident, and funny, trying to have a sense of humour to portray a nice personality. He should've gotten a chance, they didn't judge his singing, they judged him, and to me, that means they didn't do their jobs.

  • @marybirdsell8450
    @marybirdsell8450 8 месяцев назад +6

    I love Ian, he should go into improv. Also love that his hair is super short but wears a sweat band.

  • @vargadavid2803
    @vargadavid2803 4 года назад +1369

    "I am a superstar, you can ask one of my therapists"

  • @drelezar7745
    @drelezar7745 2 года назад +9101

    “I’m here auditioning for american idol, should be fairly obvious”
    The way he said that was genuinely funny 😂😂

    • @dazem8
      @dazem8 2 года назад +455

      i never understood why they asked contestants that question, "why are you here today?" obviously they are there because they want exposure/to follow their dreams

    • @mattsmith6108
      @mattsmith6108 2 года назад +154

      LMAO. Absolutely burned Cowell haha

    • @lourenssianturi4373
      @lourenssianturi4373 2 года назад +14

      yess,, i am here for singing, i had unique lower voice.

    • @lourenssianturi4373
      @lourenssianturi4373 2 года назад +6

      or i am here to perform some trick. i hope you like it.
      but he choose. i am here for auditioning. should be fairly obvious. (are you dumb Simon Cowell? thats ridiculous question.)
      not nice at all.

    • @nero4772
      @nero4772 2 года назад +14

      @@dazem8 it's just a simple question but u need to be critical to why it was asked, like we both know u are here to audition but give us the other reason why u are there. Replying like andrew was is just having a very low social skills or just a smartass as they said

  • @Addis-KiddanErmeyes
    @Addis-KiddanErmeyes 4 месяца назад +3

    When Ian said “that’s not my phone that’s yours” I died 😂

  • @russellellis4251
    @russellellis4251 16 дней назад +4

    "That's not my phone that's yours💅💅💅💅💅"

  • @callummillo859
    @callummillo859 2 года назад +6231

    Simon: your RUDE AGGRESSIVE and you've got very very bad energy.
    Andrew: ᴼʰ ᵐᵃⁿ

    • @iameternalsunshine
      @iameternalsunshine 2 года назад +230

      we love andrew

    • @connorharrell3072
      @connorharrell3072 2 года назад +14

      @@thecomedypilot5894 wow u must be a teacher

    • @rib4149
      @rib4149 2 года назад +4

      @@thecomedypilot5894
      Capital*

    • @rib4149
      @rib4149 2 года назад +10

      @@thecomedypilot5894 A capitol is a building in which the legislative body of government meets. We say "capitalized" and not "capitolized." Look your shit up before you preach it.

    • @pythagoreanteacher1558
      @pythagoreanteacher1558 2 года назад +7

      @@rib4149 who da fuck cares if he spelt it wrong. Did you understand clearly the point he was making ? Ya fukwit.
      Get a real life

  • @m.s.a.s9194
    @m.s.a.s9194 4 года назад +2495

    The first guy: you know that song?
    Simon: SHUT UP YOUR REALLY PUSHING THE BUTTONS

    • @apeachonahill8059
      @apeachonahill8059 4 года назад +30

      He was aggressive with the judges for no reason sooooo- *smart*

    • @rickamortist8665
      @rickamortist8665 4 года назад +197

      Yo back up. The guy was probably having a damn heart attack. Stage fright on audition are killer stressful at times

    • @m.s.a.s9194
      @m.s.a.s9194 4 года назад +3

      ricka mortist yeah

    • @dhiaboumaiza7932
      @dhiaboumaiza7932 4 года назад +24

      @@rickamortist8665 a lot of pepole are frightened when they are on the stage but they don't all act like pricks

    • @rickamortist8665
      @rickamortist8665 4 года назад +58

      @@dhiaboumaiza7932 you didn't act like a prick. I've been at auditions and sometimes things come out quicker than what I can think, nothing I say is rude or meant to be rude. But others and maybe conceived asrude. When he asked if they knew the song he could have genuinely just been asking if they knew it

  • @DrugzMunny
    @DrugzMunny 6 месяцев назад +3

    "I'm in there?"
    "Yes, you are. You're having an out of body experience."

  • @isaacfarrar-lievesley444
    @isaacfarrar-lievesley444 6 лет назад +1947

    Simon: You've got a bad energy
    Contestant: aww man
    😂

    • @davidkov6750
      @davidkov6750 6 лет назад +35

      Isaac Farrar-Lievesley sounds exactly like morty from rick and morty

    • @hliasunknown
      @hliasunknown 6 лет назад +29

      they should gived him a yes cause he was good who cares about his badmood

    • @bm2619
      @bm2619 6 лет назад +4

      Isaac Farrar-Lievesley I just read this comment as it happened.

    • @ipoststuff1841
      @ipoststuff1841 6 лет назад +4

      Isaac Farrar-Lievesley I guess they dont know how many famouse people are angry

    • @dollyd8048
      @dollyd8048 6 лет назад +2

      Isaac Farrar-Lievesley lol

  • @LorenceFillers
    @LorenceFillers 7 лет назад +1644

    Simon Cowell, the Gordon Ramsay of Music

  • @thomasrendleman5387
    @thomasrendleman5387 Месяц назад +2

    Ian Bernardeau after hearing you sing Gloria, I have to have therapy😂

  • @patmccaffery1543
    @patmccaffery1543 4 месяца назад +2

    That last geezer...what a joke. My cat even ran from the room when he started 'singing'. 😂😂

  • @yourlocalalien3790
    @yourlocalalien3790 7 лет назад +3906

    the first person looks a tiny bit like clark kent with those glasses. kind of.

  • @lucifranz4280
    @lucifranz4280 3 года назад +5222

    Simon saying yes for the first guy was so wholesome lol. The other judges were so butthurt.

    • @eduardovega3960
      @eduardovega3960 3 года назад +103

      I think he just say yes to not make him feeling bad 😂

    • @lucifranz4280
      @lucifranz4280 3 года назад +258

      @@eduardovega3960 Well but he smiles so there was something honest there haha

    • @botete0090
      @botete0090 3 года назад +224

      he say yes because the guy has a talent

    • @LiterallyGod
      @LiterallyGod 3 года назад +68

      He sees himself in the kid

    • @bobananana6781
      @bobananana6781 3 года назад +241

      @@eduardovega3960
      Old Simon wouldn't care. If his feelings were hurt, he'd say no without batting an eye. I just think Simon knew that he was a good singer, and the dude wasn't inherently rude. I think he was just nervous, and that came off as anger.

  • @lei5072
    @lei5072 5 дней назад +2

    If I were a judge, I would have said yes to the first guy, Andrew. He sounds good...

  • @NoroVideos
    @NoroVideos Месяц назад +19

    The first guy is me trying to fit in society with my social anxiety

  • @bakaneko3189
    @bakaneko3189 2 года назад +6213

    Simon: "You're rude, Agressive and you have bad energy."
    Andrew: "Aww man..."

    • @nickparfait8179
      @nickparfait8179 2 года назад +339

      then proceeded to vote yes for him lmao

    • @josh18230
      @josh18230 2 года назад +134

      @@nickparfait8179 He only said that as a joke because everybody else had voted no before him.

    • @thomasbuck303
      @thomasbuck303 2 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @zellty423
      @zellty423 2 года назад +135

      This was all a skit. I feel bad for the guy because he basically had the role of playing a d-bag. They always have “fake” contestants during auditions to make the show interesting and raise ratings. **Btw I got all of this from an interview with tmz,** he isn’t crazy and it’s sad that the truth is buried. All of this to make an interesting moment on a shit show.

    • @psycronizer
      @psycronizer 2 года назад

      @@zellty423 yeah, I was thinking that because no one could actually be THAT bad, apart from an insane person, but many of these deluded fragile people have been fed bullshit by their over doting parents etc. giving them a totally false sense of talent etc...

  • @ktmtxt
    @ktmtxt 5 лет назад +1968

    " I'm a star, you can ask my *THERAPISTS* " has to be one of the greatest sentences I've read ♥️

    • @ad-ll6he
      @ad-ll6he 5 лет назад +47

      Even better: "how many do you have?" "2" XD

    • @KyuubiSam
      @KyuubiSam 5 лет назад +37

      I thought he said "you can ask *one* of my therapists"

    • @6_a_6_y
      @6_a_6_y 5 лет назад +4

      I thought you'd *hear* a voiced sentence not read

    • @ktmtxt
      @ktmtxt 5 лет назад +2

      @@6_a_6_y realized that when I wrote it before posting it. So it was OK xD

    • @c0rd3lia_summers5
      @c0rd3lia_summers5 5 лет назад

      TwelveAngryMonkeys me talking to my family

  • @andrewhardie8138
    @andrewhardie8138 5 месяцев назад +1

    American craziness is on a whole other level haha love it.

  • @lorisgavranovic7219
    @lorisgavranovic7219 4 месяца назад +1

    i need more of this

  • @yuh3277
    @yuh3277 5 лет назад +2244

    I was straight, then I saw Ian Benardo...
    And I became even straighter

    • @deafricanwarrior6725
      @deafricanwarrior6725 5 лет назад +27

      100% correct

    • @jjplays7961
      @jjplays7961 5 лет назад +24

      How straight can one get

    • @Ben-cq8hn
      @Ben-cq8hn 5 лет назад +9

      Hahaha his audition was so good

    • @zenberryflood
      @zenberryflood 5 лет назад +30

      In my opinion Ian should be a comedian because I can see him being that a lot more instead, he legit sounds similar to bo burnham.

    • @yuh3277
      @yuh3277 5 лет назад +8

      _ Bluberryflood _ eh, I only hear it a little and Bo only sounds like Ian when he is trying to sound gay

  • @am-wr6ws
    @am-wr6ws 5 лет назад +1596

    "I am a superstar, you can ask my family, my friend, one of my therapists..." ME

    • @hoosierrebel6016
      @hoosierrebel6016 5 лет назад +3

      Amber P. mOoD

    • @wurmpy3162
      @wurmpy3162 5 лет назад +22

      im making that my future yearbook quote. 😂

    • @dirtywash4890
      @dirtywash4890 5 лет назад +3

      3 syllables...Hall e wood.lmfao

    • @law180degrees2
      @law180degrees2 5 лет назад +3

      Failing that you can ask my pet hamster!😂

    • @jordantaylor6602
      @jordantaylor6602 5 лет назад +4

      I love him. He’s been on like every talent show 😂😭

  • @randycooper5272
    @randycooper5272 19 дней назад +3

    First guy is a future serial killer

  • @liquidpig
    @liquidpig 28 дней назад

    “Why don’t you get a job at the port. While it’s foggy.” That killed me

  • @meredithking3357
    @meredithking3357 3 года назад +5411

    i feel so bad for this first guy i really think he just doesn’t follow social cues well

    • @simon824
      @simon824 3 года назад +288

      On the spectrum fo sho

    • @rme1383
      @rme1383 2 года назад +23

      may be he was like rain man

    • @CherryFrog321
      @CherryFrog321 2 года назад +481

      Yeah, I can see how he came off as kind of rude in the beginning, but those women overreacted. He was obviously nervous, but then chilled out and was trying to apologize but they still kept insulting him for his "attitude."

    • @kweenkong2281
      @kweenkong2281 2 года назад +44

      Same thing I was thinking I hope he’s doing well

    • @bruh-ch3hb
      @bruh-ch3hb 2 года назад +48

      ​@@CherryFrog321 +++++++ i hate when they overreact like this

  • @evie7982
    @evie7982 4 года назад +2527

    The first guy is literally me. I try and be sarcastic but it sounds like I'm being a bitch and then I end up not talking

  • @LittleMissEmerald
    @LittleMissEmerald 4 месяца назад +1

    The second one was SUUUUUUUCHHHH an escalatiooon!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @laurabattle638
    @laurabattle638 3 месяца назад +1

    Lmao 🤣 "I'm auditioning for American idol, should be fairly obvious" 😂😂😂
    Fair enough answer, as it was a stupid question

  • @z.matsuko
    @z.matsuko 5 лет назад +3043

    The second girl... Her voice vibrates like a Wii Remote

  • @GeForce1080
    @GeForce1080 4 года назад +2325

    99.99% of the comments: talking about the first guy

    • @Sansastories
      @Sansastories 4 года назад +27

      He's totally us dude

    • @effortlessproductions
      @effortlessproductions 4 года назад +39

      Well, for a reason. I do feel that the judges read him wrong.

    • @effortlessproductions
      @effortlessproductions 4 года назад +6

      However I did hear some people assume he was an actor but I’m not really sure.

    • @rickyd.989
      @rickyd.989 4 года назад +15

      Those judges are not there to play games. They’re looking for people who can make it in a difficult industry. Misunderstood or not he does not have the persona to make it

    • @fernandobernal5863
      @fernandobernal5863 4 года назад +7

      Hell yeah. Why aren’t we talking about Ian Bernardo 👌👌👌

  • @Amina_gaming102
    @Amina_gaming102 6 месяцев назад +10

    The first guy is giving serial killer....🤣

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion 22 дня назад

      I thought he was just autistic.

  • @willmoore7582
    @willmoore7582 2 месяца назад +4

    These individuals are comedy gold - simply hilarious, thank you, keep 'em coming 😂

  • @brun3ttebiche871
    @brun3ttebiche871 4 года назад +3032

    Telling someone to “take lessons” is actually really constructive compared to just telling them they suck.

    • @immanuelak2643
      @immanuelak2643 4 года назад +12

      agree

    • @Latoos976
      @Latoos976 4 года назад +5

      Yeps

    • @NarinaSerobyan
      @NarinaSerobyan 4 года назад +3

      Izzy Allison
      This fifth episode right here where the woman try to sing was also bad if not yet pull the plug out of the episode in 2013

    • @amylee2739
      @amylee2739 4 года назад +1

      @@immanuelak2643 sorry but like, you don't

  • @wyvttschvrf6545
    @wyvttschvrf6545 7 лет назад +2684

    "Why isn't anybody CWALLING, CWALLING GLORIA"

  • @mad_scadd89
    @mad_scadd89 28 дней назад

    I laughed out loud just from reading the title of the video 😂😂😂

  • @ryleefiermonte1897
    @ryleefiermonte1897 6 месяцев назад

    “i am a superstar. you can ask my family, one of my friends, one of my therapists”😭😭😭

  • @nickcastle8269
    @nickcastle8269 7 лет назад +3416

    Yo lowkey the first guy, Andrew, wasn't a bad singer at all

    • @Crusher888
      @Crusher888 7 лет назад +44

      true

    • @brandonmut2432
      @brandonmut2432 7 лет назад +208

      Nick Castle He's not tone-deaf, but definitely needs some lessons. With practice, he could probably be a pretty good singer.

    • @Crusher888
      @Crusher888 7 лет назад +2

      Brandon MUT true

    • @fabu-zw2zs
      @fabu-zw2zs 7 лет назад +3

      Better singer then me....

    • @DilophosaurusDillonIrani
      @DilophosaurusDillonIrani 7 лет назад +18

      He was actually good

  • @daawesomesteve9386
    @daawesomesteve9386 6 лет назад +868

    "I'm a singer, a dancer, and a superstar. You can ask my family, my friend, or one of my therapists."
    I laughed too hard

    • @cajunvedafox5557
      @cajunvedafox5557 5 лет назад +5

      Loved it 😂

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 5 лет назад +3

      DaAwesomeSteve
      😂😂😂😂

    • @jacobdecker7074
      @jacobdecker7074 5 лет назад +3

      Yes this was super funny though he was probably forced to sing like that and forced to act like that because producers only like the intertainment of the viewers that watch there show. Literally you can be sewed up to 5 Mil for not doing what the tell you to do

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 5 лет назад +4

      Pcxl Killer
      Honestly, so many gays act like he does, so you don't even need to ask them anything plus no, stop being paranoid.

    • @hannahhefren9736
      @hannahhefren9736 5 лет назад

      DaAwesomeSteve ikr 🤣

  • @ciaradiam0nd
    @ciaradiam0nd 7 месяцев назад +1

    5:45 “no we’re not gonna give you any love” 💀 Simon is just a SAVAGE

  • @theheroboy1
    @theheroboy1 2 месяца назад +1

    The first guy probably broke the record of having the worst communication skills in history

  • @tand6845
    @tand6845 2 года назад +13626

    Andrew is a fine example of how anxiety can make or break your career, tbh, life in general.

    • @user-ez8le1rp3x
      @user-ez8le1rp3x 2 года назад +247

      This is not about anxiety, just no-name bitch crying about honest answer to a question she asked.

    • @metalraccoon2259
      @metalraccoon2259 2 года назад +468

      Andrew is an example on how NOT to talk to famous people or people known for working with them.

    • @user-ez8le1rp3x
      @user-ez8le1rp3x 2 года назад +128

      @@metalraccoon2259 Like what, anwsering their questions?

    • @texnkid
      @texnkid 2 года назад +416

      @@metalraccoon2259 But what they did was wrong, though. If you can’t work with neurodivergent people, then don’t judge.

    • @metalraccoon2259
      @metalraccoon2259 2 года назад +385

      @@texnkid the music business doesn't care if you're neurodivergent. Im neurodivergent myself and I never get a break for just being neurodivergent. When he said it was from "waiting all day", and there are people out there literally living on the streets waiting for their big chance into the spotlight, it makes perfect sense why that struck the judges the wrong way. You gotta know how to talk to these people if you want to be let in to this business. This dude would probably go really far by just simply working on his social skills and learning how these people think/make decisions so he'll know how to talk to them in a way that gets them to wanna work with him.

  • @PatricksCrazyPlace
    @PatricksCrazyPlace 7 лет назад +2274

    Its funny how that first guy is never around at the same time as Superman. Hmmmmm.

  • @YaBoyFerid
    @YaBoyFerid 6 месяцев назад +3

    I feel so bad for the first guy... he was so panicked and awkward and they just turned it all against him instead of hearing him out. most underconfident people would react the same way if they were in a room full of famous people they're trying impress all while being filmed. his singing was really nice and he should have gotten a chance!

  • @thomasmunoz4331
    @thomasmunoz4331 6 месяцев назад

    It's Clark Kent! Right down to the awkwardness and humiliation! 😂😆

  • @inactiveuser42042
    @inactiveuser42042 7 лет назад +5005

    The first guy looked like Superman from the original movie

    • @euphoria4907
      @euphoria4907 7 лет назад +12

      sameeeeee
      thats my personality when i grow up :3

    • @tatimc6581
      @tatimc6581 7 лет назад +7

      Honesty is Confidence that's sad

    • @WildFireRs
      @WildFireRs 7 лет назад +5

      stop

    • @monarchdumpling1153
      @monarchdumpling1153 7 лет назад +45

      The Crazy Wolf Girl I was thinking that! Good looking guy who is single, but I can see why.

    • @Sweetgirl-ev6bs
      @Sweetgirl-ev6bs 7 лет назад +14

      Monarch Dumpling she is bitch

  • @MartineBMusic
    @MartineBMusic 7 лет назад +1918

    "You can ask one of my therapists"

    • @stressed2289
      @stressed2289 7 лет назад +107

      Margo B "how many therapists do you have?"
      "2"

    • @mycookiehasnoname
      @mycookiehasnoname 7 лет назад +87

      I love the "you can ask my friend", non-plural

    • @jaelyn8153
      @jaelyn8153 7 лет назад +27

      I FUCKING DIED

    • @huntermullen2412
      @huntermullen2412 6 лет назад +35

      The dumb shit that comes out of these peoples mouths it is just amazing

    • @erika6789
      @erika6789 6 лет назад +18

      Margo B I'm dead lmao

  • @armydoc11301966
    @armydoc11301966 3 месяца назад +1

    Andrew: Clark Kent Took a dose of criptonite before his Audition

  • @beccaxannxx
    @beccaxannxx Месяц назад

    lol “rear and ready right through there” 🤣