@Pluralofvinylisvinyls It wasn't scripted. I have first hand knowledge of his this show specifically operated. Every contestant went through anywhere from 5 to 10 phases before. Leading them to obviously believe they had talent before hand. That's why you get the outrageous responses because they were set up. Not scripted. It's why all these shows have a sob story now instead of genuinely exploiting delusional people for a comedic factor.
No no no, that vocal coach earned that money even if it was a scam. Could you imagine hearing that? ... For 10 years! I only heard it briefly, and it made me want to run into oncoming traffic. i'd imagine this is worse than waterboarding. Someone in the government get that woman a job at Guantanamo Bay.
Who's telling these people they're great at singing? That's just cruel to let them get to this point and make themselves look like fools on national TV.
@@roblox-jr8lb nah. If you took the time to listen to the original song, it was nowhere close. Every single note was offkey. He sounded terrible and his singing is very nasal-y. It's horrible. Yall are just as tone-deaf as he is if you think that was even decent. lol. The problem is none of these people have ever been told "no". I'm willing to bet their "friends" are the ones who set them up for failure rather than pulling them aside for a heart to heart and telling them the truth, and sparing them the embarrassment. Smh.
Great comment lol...and so true...it was 1st 2nd 3rd once and the rest just went on their way no problems, now little Johnny who ran last gets as much praise as No1 and no lesson learnt
A lot of people record themselves and they think they're good when they're not. I've been on a lot of online karaoke websites where you upload your songs. Some people are good, but nobody tells the bad singers that they suck. They don't want to be mean
My question is, why are/were people STILL singing that song? It was beaten to death decades ago ... I can't imagine the judges would enjoy hearing it even if it WAS sung well :P
Thank You. they sell diplomas in the college book store. they are worthless if you just give them away as participation trophys. The bimbo who asked me if I want fries with that had a degree in gender studies.
IKR! I'm pretty good at sport and would usually get Gold or Silver. Then I see these snowflake soy boys get awards for doing nothing and I just laugh at how pathetic they are!
You can kind of understand some of it, the nerves ruin what may be otherwise better performances but if you can't get over the nerves then you aren't going to handle the real deal like Jewel said which is why it doesn't matter what doctorates or coaching they have, if they can't show they can sing under pressure without going off key then they're going to be shown the door.
These people legit had family, friends and co-workers, neighbors and probably even strangers encouraging them the whole way! 😒 I swear, I'd kill my momma if she hyped me up to go audition on live TV! 😂
I'd like to know what about their human mind cannot understand how bad they are. Seriously interested to know, there's got to be a deficiency somewhere, I'd like to understand it.
I simply can't understand how contestants can go from normal speaking voices to complete cartoon sounding voices of delusional insanity the moment they start to song. 😂 LMAO
Honestly, he was just singing from within and didn’t mean no harm. He is not cut out to be an American Idol but Simon should not have been so disrespectful.
Brenda, 10 years training and a degree in vocal performance!! Is it possible? What boggles my mind is not that the people themselves don't know they can't sing, but none of their family or friends ever told them either?
Brenda: Do you think I'm ready to perform live yet, it's been 9 years? Vocal coach: Almost there. I say we sign you up for just one more year. Card or cash?...
I believe in making children feel good about themselves.... but parents being honest with what their children can't do is just as important to them.... false confidence creates narcissists.
Let's make sure that kids have something to feel good about.I'm sure there is something in each one that can be developed to be better regardless of how far they can go with it.There's several things that I can do that is decent and I'm glad I'm capable of it.However,there are people who are very much better than me and some not quite as good.I enjoy doing them anyway,but I won't go on national TV to embarrass myself with it.
@@axo9813 My mom told me the same thing.That and the cat sprinting out of the room.So I just sing out in the middle of the desert near Palm Springs,Ca.So if you're near there and hear a strange sound out there and the animals running away from it,don't worry,it's just me.
@@axo9813 lol. My dad used to tell me I couldn't carry a tune if he put it in a bucket for me...... but when he did give me compliments I believed him.
I wish someone would shoot the word narcissicist and put us all out of misery. Omg the therapists that have been produced from RUclips University is on a cosmic level. False confidence creates no need to look up definitions before categorization. Sheesh.
My Mom td my brother when he was obsessed with being an actor at 10 HE WAS NOT AN ACTOR. IT WASNT IN HIS PERSONALITY. He has a lucrative carreer in aviation. Thanks Mom. 😊
The problem is that their friends and family listen to their awful voices and tell them how good they are instead of being honest before they embarrass themselves.
The ones that are really bad are actually hired by the tv show for rating they need them, let be honest we all see these shows to make fun of the ones that cant sing
@@danielzertuche7053 There really are people that bad or worse that their family and friends tell them are . Here is a good example from a local music page that i am on that a girl on there posted. ruclips.net/video/i-PDO-Z9IDk/видео.html . I like to encourage people to be musicians, but the people around these people need to tell them the truth so they don't go on tv and embarrass themselves.
It's very obvious shed a well-trained singer clowning on national television. Lol. Seriously her mistakes are so meticulously intentional...lol hilarious
I had a friend who thought she could sing. She would try out for live bands for years. It was actually sad that she couldn’t hear that she was not singing in key…
Got a cousin that can't sing a lick but by golly she sings at every funeral, every chance she hits. It's excruciatingly painful. Why her family doesn't tell her...smh...I'm embarrassed for her
@@andrewcrich8474 Exactly. There is no shortage of people who seem to be born without the ability to see (or hear) themselves in any other way than their idealized self. They just can't. And I must say, it's a gift! How great that they are, obviously, being chosen to audition for just that reason. The incredibly generic/derivative performers who do end up passing the audition, are boring af. We need more of these failed auditions. May they never stop.
@@andrewcrich8474 I don’t know, I honestly can say I’ve never met someone in person so delusional. Don’t get me wrong I’ve met some narcissistic folks but no one I’ve met said they were so good at something that actually stink at! But that I can remember that is.
@@jinaedinisci159 nah it's exactly the comment I posted just now, she was carried by Mel C the entire time, all four of them were. They couldn't sing a note. The same was true of Banarama, one actually good singer having to carry two average ones, which is why both groups did harmonies to disguise the fact they were shit individually.
Why don't they say "you're way way way off key"? Like it's really obvious and clear and should be constructive honest criticism- even if it is still negative. They/Simon just says things like "you can't sing", but specifically they are tone deaf or otherwise cannot hit keys.
Simon, is just very honest. And these people need some real honesty . I’m watching and listening on my computer, and my ears are hurt. Some of those singers voices, like nails on chalkboard. Horrible .
@@tylersmith8045 Yep. The distinct possibility of the show's exec crew hunting down "the worst of the worst" at every nearby karaoke bar & convincing them to "audition" has ALWAYS BEEN a suspicion of mine🤔
I'm so glad this exists. I was sitting in a nice area having lunch, watching videos and minding my own business. Several young people, who had plenty other areas to choose from, decided to sit by me and have a loud conversation about all the vapid meaningless crap young people care about, so I searched for something horrible and found this video. Turned up the sound and soon they left. Thank you!
@@siaitsme6800 Well ,if you are going to sing in front of thousands of people .You better be able to sing or it's a moot point. You're forgetting it is a talent show. I did think they screened them first.,???, I would not let my child get up there if he couldn't sing and he was in chorus .Lol,but he doesn't have that talent.😈💥💥🤕
"Is there anything I could do to improve?"...
Simon: "leave.." 😂
🤣
OOOOO BADDA-BING,and close the door on your way out!!!!!
Well she took the advice 🤷♀️
Savage
I just saw that clip, "LMAO".. "Leave"....thanks
That first woman actually paid a vocal coach for 10 years who took the money and never told her she had no talent for that.
That's how you stay in business as a vocal coach
@@kxmodeLmao 🤣
lol
The vocal coach wasn' t good
This Coach must have been deaf from greed.
No way I could wndure to listen to her longer then a minute and not tell her that she can't sing.
They gave you ten years of training because you were willing to pay them for 10 years.
😭😭😭😭
Yet I have seen a 9 year old win Hollands Got Talent. Point is you have it or you don't. These should have realize they have nothing
Nah, it wasn't bad what she can do probally. But the way she did it, that was a bit, you know, off.
RIGHT😂
BINGO!
You don't sound like the Eagle's, maybe an "eagle". Simon is hilarious at times 😂
Saying that shaky voice is little Derek is crazy work😂😂😂😂
he was too bad of a singer
@@Batticiawell these people can’t sing they needed the comment
Gordon Ramsay and Simon needs to collaborate on a show together like this 😭😭
people would hang themselves🤣🤣🤣
The insults would be epic!
Oh, no ..... can't have that too many critics.... Put lumps in the gravy !!! It makes it unappealing.
That would be hella fun!
YES!
The more I get older, the more I understand why Simon is the way he is haha.
Literally, it must be exhausting to argue with dumb ppl
The older you get the more you relate to Simon fr
Us a l-l03
@@retrotaco11fr
Yesssssss
That first girl is the definition of never being told no in her entire life. Cracked me up her look of confusion
I think she's a liar. She reminded me of Fiona Harvey.
It was a scripted performance.
@Pluralofvinylisvinyls It wasn't scripted. I have first hand knowledge of his this show specifically operated. Every contestant went through anywhere from 5 to 10 phases before. Leading them to obviously believe they had talent before hand. That's why you get the outrageous responses because they were set up. Not scripted. It's why all these shows have a sob story now instead of genuinely exploiting delusional people for a comedic factor.
@@kyled387 the creators of the show have even admitted to a lot of it being scripted. That woman wasn’t delusional, she was acting.
No no no, that vocal coach earned that money even if it was a scam. Could you imagine hearing that? ... For 10 years! I only heard it briefly, and it made me want to run into oncoming traffic. i'd imagine this is worse than waterboarding. Someone in the government get that woman a job at Guantanamo Bay.
"That's a note I've never heard" 🤣🤣🤣😭
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who's telling these people they're great at singing? That's just cruel to let them get to this point and make themselves look like fools on national TV.
Exactly - I would kick my friends as$ after one of these auditions if I was them! lol
That's the point of this show, as bad as it is, to laugh at people who can't do something they think they can do.
To answer your question - soft / bitch ass parents not being brutally honest and telling their kids they can be whatever they want to be
This is obviously staged!
The first one was gr8
Douglas when he hits the high notes crosses his arm each time lol
I wish I had half the confidence that these contestants have
Right! That must feel awesome.
I do but singing is a talent of listening to urself B4 u put urself out there
@@Handy_Lnoted Some people really can't hear it.
That's not confidence, its called delusional.
The confidence is great. But they need the talent also. Just made fools of themselves
Legend has it that to this day Douglas is still standing in a corner of that building trying to sing living on a prayer.
Sweating profusely and walking in circles too.
Is he still doing that weird thing with his arms?
Netzines l am moving to out of space 😅😅😅😅
nah, they took him to a safe place. he's in a soundproof rubber room where he can keep going forever
@@bridgette6538
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You dont sound like the Eagles... ...maybe an Eagle".
He don’t sound bad
I actually kinda liked it. He could improve if he put the effort in.
He actually kinda sounds like Uriah Heep's ex vocalist from Conquest album John Sloman lol.
@@raymonds7492 right!! i feel like he can really sing and he was on key most of the time he just needed to relax on saying the words 😭😭😭💀💀
@@roblox-jr8lb nah. If you took the time to listen to the original song, it was nowhere close. Every single note was offkey. He sounded terrible and his singing is very nasal-y. It's horrible. Yall are just as tone-deaf as he is if you think that was even decent. lol. The problem is none of these people have ever been told "no". I'm willing to bet their "friends" are the ones who set them up for failure rather than pulling them aside for a heart to heart and telling them the truth, and sparing them the embarrassment. Smh.
This is what happens when kids get participation awards.
A most brilliant comment!
The best comment
😂😂😂
Amen! We're all winners 🏆 B.S. you have to lose. Taking the lessons out of life is detrimental!
Great comment lol...and so true...it was 1st 2nd 3rd once and the rest just went on their way no problems, now little Johnny who ran last gets as much praise as No1 and no lesson learnt
Simon is so brutally honest.. do these ppl ever record themselves and listen to it???😳
And just because you know the words.. does not mean you can sing😂
@@vickilambert9229 I laugh at my daughter... she actually has a very good voice but she never knows the words or thw tune. Lol.
A lot of people record themselves and they think they're good when they're not. I've been on a lot of online karaoke websites where you upload your songs. Some people are good, but nobody tells the bad singers that they suck. They don't want to be mean
@@vickilambert9229 we
@@Kenfederalway we what??
The guy singing My Heart Will Go On was changing keys with almost every note…That’s talent 😆😆😆
My question is, why are/were people STILL singing that song? It was beaten to death decades ago ... I can't imagine the judges would enjoy hearing it even if it WAS sung well :P
You're right, really a very special talent, one in a billion😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He was like the immortal Schubert, modulating from a key to another all the time. Pure talent.
“There’s a note I’ve never heard” killed me
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I have a degree in vocal performance."
Sums up the state of American education. Pay the bill, get the bullshit validation.
Thank You. they sell diplomas in the college book store. they are worthless if you just give
them away as participation trophys. The bimbo who asked me if I want fries with that had
a degree in gender studies.
Lmao so fucking truee
🤣🤣🤣
I'm sorry but she kind of reminds me of that make-up Guru on RUclips Jamie something? Someone please help me I forget her name.
Fuck college. Get in the trades make money and build real life skill.
The tragedy of these auditions is that somehow all of them were encouraged to sing, & had no idea that they couldn't.
You would think they would have video them selves .
I'm pretty sure they're paid actors..
Maybe they just wanted them find out for themselves since they weren't listening to who ever told them they couldn't sing.😂
It is called delusion.
That's the problem nowadays we only praise our friends even if they're bad else they'll go somewhere else to get praised.
Living on a prayer? More like living on a respirator.
Facts.
As for prayers, he doesn't have one.
😂😂
this was a dumb stupid comment.
“You sing like a 3 year old girl, you dress like Latoya Jackson, you got a beard” 😂😂😂😂😂 5:33
😂😂😂😂 “the whole thing was like… too weird.”
Why?
@@doyouevendab77are you really asking why 😂
@@SAKESAMURAI-fk8mjvery cringe worthy, I was embarrassed for them.
😂😂😂😂
Self-awareness is the biggest casualty of this generation.
Lmao this was the previous generation. Gen Y not Gen Z Altho it’s only gotten worse with this new gen 😂
Must be part of the generation that got an award in school for everything they did.
@@ryanlitster8993 yes. That started in the 70/80’s lol
IKR! I'm pretty good at sport and would usually get Gold or Silver. Then I see these snowflake soy boys get awards for doing nothing and I just laugh at how pathetic they are!
@@s.islington "I got an I am a winner" ribbon for 4th place once. Threw the stupid thing away. Even at the age of 10 I knew be when I saw it.
Douglas thought if he just nailed the "woooooo-oh" part, that's all that mattered.
His was so bad 🤮
You can kind of understand some of it, the nerves ruin what may be otherwise better performances but if you can't get over the nerves then you aren't going to handle the real deal like Jewel said which is why it doesn't matter what doctorates or coaching they have, if they can't show they can sing under pressure without going off key then they're going to be shown the door.
😂😂😂
DOUG LAS
"touches young kids all around this world" LMAO
Randy's laugh after lol
I'm surprised this comment doesn't have more likes
I was literally like 😳
Lol. I thought, "Well that came out wrong."
Wow. Anyone dressed as Latoya Jackson, and touches kids all over the world can't be trusted with as a role model for all new vocalists. Just saying...
Yeah, not the best phrasing
2:12 "Um, I just like how he touches young kids all around this world, you know."
I don't know how they didn't burst out laughing at that comment.
Too close to home. 😅
They weren’t about to acknowledge the worldwide operation
@@Chichimee he haw he saw
Touches their hearts. 😅
Chris hansen would like a word...
I love how Randy will rock out to the song even if it's bad and then in the end he's like "It's a no for me dog." 😂🤣😂
That girl who went to learn singing for ten years, her teacher should be jailed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She could her sue her singing teacher. A dance school lost a case because they kept encouraging a student so she would buy more lessons.
The singing instructor found a fool to pay off her holiday house
Totally. So sorry for her, but hey, at least she believed in herself.
She should demand a refund.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Proof that passion does not equal competence. It's a hard lesson in life, but we ALL have to learn it in different ways.
These people legit had family, friends and co-workers, neighbors and probably even strangers encouraging them the whole way! 😒 I swear, I'd kill my momma if she hyped me up to go audition on live TV! 😂
Lack of self awareness also.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
My mom would never give me this advice .
Some ppl dont tell anyone probably
Douglas was having a full blown melt down
he sounded like he was going to vomit
I think he was autistic
@@jilliansilveira7511😂😂😂😂
Till this day, I bet Douglas is still trying to sing "livin' on a prayer" lmao 🤣 😂 😆
I can imagine dogs howling when he sings.
He can sing in asylum
I thought he'd barf at the end of each line..
Why does he do that with his arms
why is he so out of breathe!~
Ten years of training, a degree I'm vocal performance, why, why, whyyyyyyy😂😂😂
Simon-" I'm so sick of that why nonsense " Her - 🎶"WHY WHYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"🎵 🙉 😂
her name was Karen
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Simon: “You just murdered 3 songs”
Jesse: “Hmmm”
Simon:”4”
😂😂😂
Loved that part 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂🤣😂
Hahaha 🤣 😈😈😈😈
He did not hit ONE not correct.
The second guys actually has potential if he did alot of vocal training
Facts
So many of these bad singers on the show have a lot of potential, but are just too overconfident or arrogant to get the help to fulfill that potential
he know how to sing😅
YEAH HES PRETTY GOOD!
The things is he sound nasal that’s where he is problem is
Douglas "I was rough on that note"
Simon "The one note?"
When Simon asks you a question he already knows the answer.
Lmao, he’s such a mf baiter…
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 THESE are what made American Idol fun
Lmao these clips had me hollering😅😅
Ever since Simon left the show it became lame
I'd like to know what about their human mind cannot understand how bad they are. Seriously interested to know, there's got to be a deficiency somewhere, I'd like to understand it.
yes
These are what made me watch
Poor things, their grandmother's told them they could sing and they believed it.
Their friends gaslighted them.
they got mad at Simon also... poor things
I simply can't understand how contestants can go from normal speaking voices to complete cartoon sounding voices of delusional insanity the moment they start to song. 😂 LMAO
5:33 Simon: you sing like a 3 year old girl, dressed like Latoya Jackson, you’ve got a beard……
Randy: *lives for Simon’s insults* 😂😂😂😂
I was thinking more El Dabarge….
@@TheSpaLife69 omg fr!!
Welcome to the american school system
Honestly, he was just singing from within and didn’t mean no harm. He is not cut out to be an American Idol but Simon should not have been so disrespectful.
Read this exactly as he said it.
Derek had potential. Wasn't terrible actually. Maybe needed some training to finesse.
I think his voice is trainable and he can learn control, I agree too.
Dude was only 19. He needs time to grow into his voice and find his style.
just what i was thinking
I 💯 agree! He definitely has potential
he really wasn't bad, better control than me for sure xD voice just comes off a bit strange. dont think its fair to put him in the 5 worst auditions
"Douglas, they're gonna take you to a safe place." - Simon
I suspect that the last auditioner -Douglas- was trolling.
😂 Yes, he must have been 😂
Even though it was bad....the second act(derrick) doesn't actually reach the level of bad to where he should be on this list
You missed the hair
Yea he wasn't that bad. I wouldn't put him on a stage but he didn't deserve to be ridiculed. Maybe just... Humbled lol
Uhh yea he does. He sucks bad.
He wasnt bad really. He just sounded nasal. He certainly was not the worst I have heard.
he was trying ti imitate other people. he was in tune and had good collocation yet he was imitating someone nasal
"Jesse, why did you come back in the room?" That was brutal.
I think jessie is a trans man. Lmfao
Simon is just soooooo,,, brutally honest. I love it.
Imagine that with his wife and family. Hell.
@@PetiteLicorne id love it
Randy laughing in the people faces 😂 and they're standing there like😢.
Randy is aa talent less toad
Dont feel bad its all staged anyways
Brenda, 10 years training and a degree in vocal performance!! Is it possible?
What boggles my mind is not that the people themselves don't know they can't sing, but none of their family or friends ever told them either?
that's why honesty in nowadays is a hard to find :D
Because they don't want facts to hurt their feelings... She's fucking useless.
Brenda: Do you think I'm ready to perform live yet, it's been 9 years?
Vocal coach: Almost there. I say we sign you up for just one more year. Card or cash?...
Maybe it was a money scam.! Ouch !!! Lmao I don't believe she any training at all but if she did ,she better get her money back.
@@aguswahyukurniawan4820 It has been replaced by politically correct ,which is a 🤥 It is a nicer way to say it.
Aw I kinda felt bad for LaToya Jackson. He seemed really sweet.
He's from a really bad area. I got my two tattoos in Reading PA.
I actually got MJ vibes when I saw him but after all even latoya the whole siblings have similarities
Instead of LaToya... he can be Toyota Jackson.
@@9thninjaNet 😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha poor Latoya..aka
GEORGE CUMZ
“Can I go get some water because I’m real nervous right-“😂
Two seconds after he returned, I was convinced he'd say "Now I gotta go to the bathroom".
but all my friends say I have talent! They ain't your friends.
😂
It’s absolutely amazing how these people can get up there and make such a fool of themselves, the last guy was hilarious 😂 !!!
That was brilliant. 😄😄😄. I think I might be coming back to this one.
Douglas won that round, he definitely livin on a prayer!
He won on Delusional Idol.
I respect Simon fot being honest, straight and committed to his principles. If you’re rubbish, he’ll say it in your face 😂
This is how I am and somehow everyone gets mad at me
The level of human delusion is astounding, it's both hilarious and sad..but more so hilarious. 😂😂
Randy KILLS me with his laughing. I can’t say that enough. 😂😂
the only funny thing about this show at all
Especially when he hides behind his papers 🤣
Randy is cracking me up😭
When Randy and Paula start laughing, it’s hilarious 😂😂😂
I believe in making children feel good about themselves.... but parents being honest with what their children can't do is just as important to them.... false confidence creates narcissists.
Let's make sure that kids have something to feel good about.I'm sure there is something in each one that can be developed to be better regardless of how far they can go with it.There's several things that I can do that is decent and I'm glad I'm capable of it.However,there are people who are very much better than me and some not quite as good.I enjoy doing them anyway,but I won't go on national TV to embarrass myself with it.
@@axo9813 My mom told me the same thing.That and the cat sprinting out of the room.So I just sing out in the middle of the desert near Palm Springs,Ca.So if you're near there and hear a strange sound out there and the animals running away from it,don't worry,it's just me.
@@axo9813 lol. My dad used to tell me I couldn't carry a tune if he put it in a bucket for me...... but when he did give me compliments I believed him.
I wish someone would shoot the word narcissicist and put us all out of misery. Omg the therapists that have been produced from RUclips University is on a cosmic level.
False confidence creates no need to look up definitions before categorization. Sheesh.
My Mom td my brother when he was obsessed with being an actor at 10 HE WAS NOT AN ACTOR. IT WASNT IN HIS PERSONALITY. He has a lucrative carreer in aviation. Thanks Mom. 😊
"Is there anything I can do to make it better?"
"Leave."
Lol!
Casting couch 🤷🏾♂️
These people are legends in their own minds
I wonder if these people ever recorded themselves singing, I don't understand how people that can't sing are so confident.
OMG LIKE FOR REAL LMAOOOOOO😂 I CANT-
The problem is that their friends and family listen to their awful voices and tell them how good they are instead of being honest before they embarrass themselves.
The ones that are really bad are actually hired by the tv show for rating they need them, let be honest we all see these shows to make fun of the ones that cant sing
@@danielzertuche7053 fr that's true lol
@@danielzertuche7053 There really are people that bad or worse that their family and friends tell them are . Here is a good example from a local music page that i am on that a girl on there posted. ruclips.net/video/i-PDO-Z9IDk/видео.html . I like to encourage people to be musicians, but the people around these people need to tell them the truth so they don't go on tv and embarrass themselves.
I could listen to Randy's
Laughing All day .
His laughing is infectious
Laughter
Agreed.
Yeah! His laugh is brilliant!😂😂😂😂😂
With a lil training Derrick would’ve been good. He probably stopped singing after his audition tho.
Agreed
... he should have stopped singing through his nose..
OMG! 😲 WTF!!!!!
Ugh no.... He sings out of his nose. Look at his hair! Haha
@@europianbobwhat's wrong with his hair
"Dressed like Latoya Jackson with a beard" 😂😂😂💀💀💀
I actually described him as the love child of El Debarge and Janet Jackson.
simon: "jesse, you just murdered 3 songs in a row."
jesse: "🎵we-🎵"
simon: "4."
it's a pity he'd tone deaf, he certainly does know a thing or two on how to sing
Brenna: "Is there anything I can do to improve?"
Simon: "LEAVE".
DAMN, Simon!!!!!😳😳😳😭💀💀💀💀
It's just Simon being straight shooting Simon.Nobody's gonna fire him since he's Da Boss!
A fucking legend
It's very obvious shed a well-trained singer clowning on national television. Lol. Seriously her mistakes are so meticulously intentional...lol hilarious
The best one hahahha
He ain’t wrong.
“I was rough on that note”
No truer words can be said.
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rough ain't the word. he beat that note down with a hammer, stole its wallet, then hit it with a brick after it gave up.
These poor people are just now finding out that their mother loves them very much and that she is tone deaf.
I had a friend who thought she could sing. She would try out for live bands for years. It was actually sad that she couldn’t hear that she was not singing in key…
Yeah they don't notice
Lots of time key or pitch doesn’t even matter because their tone is so bad. That’s me, I think.
Got a cousin that can't sing a lick but by golly she sings at every funeral, every chance she hits. It's excruciatingly painful. Why her family doesn't tell her...smh...I'm embarrassed for her
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I don’t understand that either! 🤣
Why didn’t you tell her shes tone deaf
I swear they pay people to do this. They can’t really believe they sound good!
Right, need some funny scripts for views.
@@generaloutlaw3213 yea I get the reason. But… it’s sooo obvious lol
@@truckercaralson570 I'm not so certain. You must of met people more deluded than this. I know I have!
@@andrewcrich8474 Exactly. There is no shortage of people who seem to be born without the ability to see (or hear) themselves in any other way than their idealized self. They just can't. And I must say, it's a gift! How great that they are, obviously, being chosen to audition for just that reason. The incredibly generic/derivative performers who do end up passing the audition, are boring af. We need more of these failed auditions. May they never stop.
@@andrewcrich8474 I don’t know, I honestly can say I’ve never met someone in person so delusional. Don’t get me wrong I’ve met some narcissistic folks but no one I’ve met said they were so good at something that actually stink at! But that I can remember that is.
This is an excellent example of why friends and family shouldn't be a judge of talent especially when it's this bad.
No one will, ever, beat the "Pants On The Ground" guy. He was pure talent unleashed!
I nearly passed out when Simon got on #3 😭😂 he said it’s even weirder with a beard 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just said thatt😅😂
Each of these auditions must sound amazing in the singer's own head.
OHW my EARS!!!!☠️
"Should i try again?
- Sure."
Epic 🤣🤣
Everybody at the group home wondering where Douglas got to.🤣🤣🤣
"Oh my god i wanna inspire people like Michel Jackson inspired me"
Simon: " no you are not. You are not. Savage😂😂😂😂😂
Victoria Beckham as a talent show judge is the height of irony
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@keithw9290...it truly is! I thought it was just me who thought so.
Je trouve aussi ! 😂
@@jinaedinisci159 nah it's exactly the comment I posted just now, she was carried by Mel C the entire time, all four of them were. They couldn't sing a note. The same was true of Banarama, one actually good singer having to carry two average ones, which is why both groups did harmonies to disguise the fact they were shit individually.
Should have Mel c on. That girl can sing.
If the second guy does vocal training and stop the mess he would have a great voice.
First girl too.
Maybe he could learn to not sing thru his nose.
@@PetiteLicorne She claimed she had 10 years of vocal training and a degree in vocal whatever...so what you heard is her best.
@@PetiteLicorne Strongly doubt that. 10 years of vocal training didn't do the trick. More years is not gonna do the trick. Time to give it up.
Why don't they say "you're way way way off key"? Like it's really obvious and clear and should be constructive honest criticism- even if it is still negative.
They/Simon just says things like "you can't sing", but specifically they are tone deaf or otherwise cannot hit keys.
It wasn't funny. It was just mean.
Because that doesn’t give them ratings
Douglas is the kind of mild-mannered guy that probably has his parents buried in the basement.
Douglas is a serial killer 😂😂😂
I unintentionally lower the volume when they sing as to lessen the degree of embarrassment I somehow feel and I’m not even there.
Oh god you put it into words yes! To save face!
The last one is an absolute riot haha
😂every time Randy’s on this show I’m in bloody stitches listening to him giggle 🤣🤣🤣
Jesse was right, he hit notes Maria Carey couldn't have:)
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Douglas invented the XFactor sign/arm gesture before it even existed 😂💯
well you can't invent something that exists dude
Simon, is just very honest. And these people need some real honesty . I’m watching and listening on my computer, and my ears are hurt. Some of those singers voices, like nails on chalkboard. Horrible .
With a voice like his he not only need a prayer but one for new vocal cords.
I knew to wait and watch the whole thing for your comment to kick in and that was golden. 😅🤣
Wait for the puke!!!!!it's coming lol
randy’s little laugh he does whenever someone performs bad makes me die of laughter lmao
Douglas was on another level 😅
Douglas was "on the spectrum"...of delusion.
He must have been a paid actor. There’s no way 😅
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Yep. The distinct possibility of the show's exec crew hunting down "the worst of the worst" at every nearby karaoke bar & convincing them to "audition" has ALWAYS BEEN a suspicion of mine🤔
He is gay
Ricky Bobby didn't know what to do with his hands.
The level of delusion is just incomprehensible.
😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
A lot of people talk about simon but i respect his honestly.
Nothing beats the last one 😂😂😂
I'm so glad this exists.
I was sitting in a nice area having lunch, watching videos and minding my own business.
Several young people, who had plenty other areas to choose from, decided to sit by me and have a loud conversation about all the vapid meaningless crap young people care about, so I searched for something horrible and found this video.
Turned up the sound and soon they left.
Thank you!
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old grumpy bastards gets irritated by teenagers having fun. what else is new. grow the fuck up you perpetually irate idiot
That's brilliant!
Funny
"Hes not happy" 😂 lmfao no simon..u just destroyed the mans existance 😅
The good old American Idol days.
Lmao
Posh spice judging people singing. Her only talent is - f**k-a-footballer.
Paula Abdul: “ooh, that’s a note I’ve *never* heard” 💀💀
I love the way randy laughs and keeps on laughing 😂
Every time I think I can't carry a tune I watch this stuff. I'm pretty good.
The blonde guy kinda did have a good voice, he just need to get vocal training. Hope I wasn't the one hearing that.
Yes... he was not that bad... with training can be better...! 👍👍👏
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@@siaitsme6800 Well ,if you are going to sing in front of thousands of people .You better be able to sing or it's a moot point. You're forgetting it is a talent show. I did think they screened them first.,???, I would not let my child get up there if he couldn't sing and he was in chorus .Lol,but he doesn't have that talent.😈💥💥🤕
Yes.. Aside from the fact that he is nasally and sounds like Pee Wee Herman after sniffing glue..
I agree. He needs voice lesson to improve. Not that bad 😀
Kannier... are you on crack listening to this blond guy?