Simon Cowell Most Savage Moments - Insults Edition

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  • @mychemicaljulia
    @mychemicaljulia 7 лет назад +6838

    simon cowell and gordon ramsay should have a show together

    • @smileyguyfilms7874
      @smileyguyfilms7874 7 лет назад +36

      I must have that!

    • @kitaninaweston7067
      @kitaninaweston7067 7 лет назад +7

      mychemicaljulia yessssssssss

    • @elinfelicia382
      @elinfelicia382 7 лет назад +114

      mychemicaljulia I'd imagine they'll be the best of friends.

    • @kelly_xoxo
      @kelly_xoxo 7 лет назад +63

      mychemicaljulia a singing and cooking show

    • @session1422
      @session1422 7 лет назад +10

      mychemicaljulia and jeremy clarkson

  • @ryano709
    @ryano709 7 лет назад +2826

    believe it or not, Simon is doing these people a favor

    • @smolshay
      @smolshay 7 лет назад +92

      ryan owesney There's a guy at my school who has a channel on RUclips and he honestly thinks he can sing and its terrible and i hope he tries doing this so that Simon can take him down a notch.

    • @justsomeguywhodoeswhathewa4591
      @justsomeguywhodoeswhathewa4591 7 лет назад +16

      I belive you.

    • @kenobrien6474
      @kenobrien6474 7 лет назад +15

      Cheyenne Watson what's the channel pls

    • @emma62346
      @emma62346 6 лет назад +4

      ryan owesney true

    • @TheMruczyslawa
      @TheMruczyslawa 6 лет назад +1

      ryan owesney sure they do. i wóuld hand my head downn

  • @TheMarionick
    @TheMarionick 6 лет назад +1123

    Bucket list:
    - Travel around the world
    - Have a happy family
    - Get insulted by Simon Cowell

    • @srkian1990
      @srkian1990 4 года назад +19

      @Jeremiah Carlos I want a show of Gordon and Simon roasting people

    • @AnitaMoyles
      @AnitaMoyles 18 дней назад

      I love to be simoncowellised 😂😂😘

  • @pizzacat1923
    @pizzacat1923 5 лет назад +598

    "Do you think i can improve or anything?"
    *"Oh, yes. Don't sing again."*

  • @brandonmut2432
    @brandonmut2432 7 лет назад +2221

    I think the only reason he's so harsh and brutal to these people is so that it is really clear to them that they're wasting their time pursuing music. It's best to not build up their hopes and have them leave thinking they can still do it. They should pursue something they're better at.

    • @ximenacerezo1590
      @ximenacerezo1590 7 лет назад +65

      Brandon MUT you get it! Thank god!!!

    • @DaveMorgan
      @DaveMorgan 7 лет назад +83

      Brandon MUT yep and there's no law against being an asshole. People live in this fantasy world of what should be. Simon gives a dose of what is.

    • @ZVizoNaleo25
      @ZVizoNaleo25 7 лет назад +5

      yes ,true that

    • @x50music
      @x50music 7 лет назад +3

      Trúe, a lot of these people have potential I think, The attitude and rude behavior of some of them just make them look bad..
      Also, I'm trying to grow my music channel, I make edm/pop music, can you please help me reach 50 subs, I'm so close! :)

    • @iwannabeanarwhal
      @iwannabeanarwhal 7 лет назад +48

      Brandon MUT Dude, his job is to tell people they suck in the most savage way possible, I think he just enjoys it.

  • @valenciavazquez8515
    @valenciavazquez8515 7 лет назад +1496

    I died when Simon said "Did you eat them?"

  • @hellogoditsmesatan7169
    @hellogoditsmesatan7169 5 лет назад +323

    I swear Simon Cowell just looks up insults in his free time.

  • @kimessex4011
    @kimessex4011 5 лет назад +407

    All of the judges are great but Simon is the best judge of all he can tell in seconds if a person can sing or not

    • @tomdonaldson6948
      @tomdonaldson6948 4 года назад +2

      Kim Essex I mean it’s not that hard

    • @no7581
      @no7581 4 года назад +3

      susan boyle 😂

  • @ccs898
    @ccs898 7 лет назад +1989

    Do an insults challenge between Gordon Ramsey and Simon Cowell

    • @ccs898
      @ccs898 7 лет назад +30

      *Ramsay

    • @StruckByEvil
      @StruckByEvil 7 лет назад +14

      Cally Cheng Ramsey would slay Simon

    • @Kennychan770
      @Kennychan770 7 лет назад +11

      Will i think ramsay does insult a lot than simon

    • @sahirsood
      @sahirsood 7 лет назад

      Cally Cheng j

    • @kittykat4956
      @kittykat4956 7 лет назад +16

      Simon is an insult machine and supper rude to all the people! like if you agree!

  • @briannahaydu3814
    @briannahaydu3814 7 лет назад +403

    he may be mean but he has an exquisite vocabulary 😂

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 7 лет назад +2

      That_ PugLife he called one of the groups 'disillusioned', I don't think that's even the correct usage of the word

    • @briannahaydu3814
      @briannahaydu3814 7 лет назад +1

      mackhomie6 what's your point

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 7 лет назад

      That_ PugLife my comment was the only response to yours, so take a wild guess

    • @briannahaydu3814
      @briannahaydu3814 7 лет назад +6

      mackhomie6 I was just saying that he has a good education that doesn't mean that he's a walking dictionary

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 7 лет назад

      That_ PugLife well I don't know anything about his education so I'll take your word for it, even if the video seems to contradict you somewhat

  • @mzumno
    @mzumno 5 лет назад +180

    Girl:"oh cmon you've gotta give me a chance, someone gave you a chance once"
    Simon:"Well I was good at what I did"
    Fcking love this man xDDD

    • @fvtii284
      @fvtii284 4 года назад

      b a m b u s me too, but am I the only one who actually finds him attractive 😂😻

  • @rudinapllana9425
    @rudinapllana9425 6 лет назад +347

    Girl: *sings*
    Simon: *you just killed every cat in Denver*
    6:56

    • @warart9624
      @warart9624 4 года назад +4

      Hey there....I'm Deaf now

    • @fvtii284
      @fvtii284 4 года назад +1

      Dayummm, Love him so much 😂💯😻

  • @hihi-qo9gc
    @hihi-qo9gc 6 лет назад +3099

    I can just imagine Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay sitting next to each other while roasting and insulting people while clinking their champagne glasses against each other

  • @luzluna8358
    @luzluna8358 6 лет назад +1098

    "You are everything we are not looking for"
    Savage 😂

  • @elyssiawhelan2033
    @elyssiawhelan2033 6 лет назад +131

    "Hey gimme me a chance everyone gave you a chance"
    "Yeah....but I was good at my job..?" LMAO

    •  4 года назад

      A person ABSOLUTE MADLAD

  • @homersimpson8824
    @homersimpson8824 5 лет назад +67

    "You are everything we are not looking for." lmao

  • @nightstar2400
    @nightstar2400 7 лет назад +443

    I love how he told her she had a bad attitude but still called her sweetheart. That British charm.

    • @iswearimnotafurryanna2729
      @iswearimnotafurryanna2729 7 лет назад +10

      Abby Mattingly Omg I love your profile pic

    • @96_stars22
      @96_stars22 4 года назад +1

      That's cowell for you

    • @knxcholx
      @knxcholx 4 месяца назад

      I think that woman was strung out on something. Drunk maybe. I don't know. But, she was a nutcase. Also, I don't think she had washed her hair for weeks before that 💀

  • @camillaellinghaus819
    @camillaellinghaus819 7 лет назад +522

    Why is everyone calling him rude? He's not being rude, he's being as honest as you can possible be

    • @aow3834
      @aow3834 7 лет назад +5

      Camilla Ellinghaus yes but also has many unnecessary comments like for that black guy

    • @angel455dix
      @angel455dix 7 лет назад +1

      Silent Wind I feel like at that point he spoke first before thinking sadly

    • @sabrinacarpenter2699
      @sabrinacarpenter2699 7 лет назад +1

      Luthfil Lutz thighbone

    • @idoneakw9996
      @idoneakw9996 6 лет назад +5

      Camilla Ellinghaus I think he is rude and as honest as you can possibly be, the two seem to be mutually inclusive with Simon...

    • @thejellybeanpotato5627
      @thejellybeanpotato5627 6 лет назад +1

      Hell ya he doesn't care if they are different he is just honest and treats all of them the same

  • @sadianaseer4930
    @sadianaseer4930 5 лет назад +111

    “It is not good enough”
    “Then what is”
    “You leaving”

  • @sarahlouise9433
    @sarahlouise9433 5 лет назад +113

    “You just killed every cat in Denver” IM DECEASED

  • @TheFaarf
    @TheFaarf 6 лет назад +579

    "I can sing.."
    "Just not in tune"
    Perfect

    • @jdwhea
      @jdwhea 6 лет назад +1

      Just not in tune maannn

  • @BennyR92
    @BennyR92 7 лет назад +768

    2:15 seriously the left guy wasn't terrible but why the hell did the take his friend to this audition xD

    • @iwokeuplikethis118
      @iwokeuplikethis118 7 лет назад +19

      BeFoRe #Bestie

    • @isxxc3855
      @isxxc3855 7 лет назад +2

      To the audition

    • @kweno1022
      @kweno1022 7 лет назад +21

      BeFoRe the right guy was so bad

    • @michaelhertzler6952
      @michaelhertzler6952 7 лет назад +24

      It's possible that they only sent the left guy through. They've done stuff like that before.

    • @aaron_4384
      @aaron_4384 7 лет назад +47

      BeFoRe come on move your body, come on move your body

  • @coocaak
    @coocaak 6 лет назад +241

    " I can sing. "
    " Yes, not in tune. "
    OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @rockstaraccount5461
    @rockstaraccount5461 5 лет назад +49

    9:18 Contestant: "Im fun, excited and different"
    Simon: "Well I agree with the third one"
    omgg im deadddd lol

  • @ignacioberango
    @ignacioberango 7 лет назад +199

    -"You are very handsome"
    -"Tell me something I don't know" LMAO xD

  • @Noah-xd5fh
    @Noah-xd5fh 6 лет назад +1345

    girl: "your very handsome"
    Simon: "tell me something I don't know"

  • @tedkakarounas
    @tedkakarounas 6 лет назад +61

    "You got the personality of 3 pencils when you sing"
    Golden.

  • @Bean-mr8sf
    @Bean-mr8sf 5 лет назад +56

    *"You're mean"*
    Top 10 most savage comebacks to savage insults

  • @llavishxd
    @llavishxd 6 лет назад +1343

    "I'm a gospel choir"
    "Did you eat them?"
    I can't deal with such a level of savagery..

    • @javinfehr5590
      @javinfehr5590 6 лет назад +38

      Some ramsay level shit right there

    • @ceeleegee825
      @ceeleegee825 6 лет назад +15

      Funnily enough, a gospel choir did come out and they rocked!!! If you can find the clip, it's worth watching

    • @ceeleegee825
      @ceeleegee825 6 лет назад

      mhm izme Yes there have been plenty of them. They're all pretty good!!

    • @xPippoxD
      @xPippoxD 6 лет назад +6

      I loved that the guy who was singing even went along with the joke :P

    • @azadev
      @azadev 5 лет назад

      666 like you have.....EVIL

  • @kimtov3734
    @kimtov3734 7 лет назад +547

    Simon Cowell + Gordon Ramsay = 🎤 The best show

    • @noeldahl6867
      @noeldahl6867 6 лет назад +13

      Kim Tov no Simon Cowell VS Gordon Ramsey

    • @olliedobney9450
      @olliedobney9450 6 лет назад +4

      Kim Tov Jeremy Clarkson would make it better

    • @KrumpOcake
      @KrumpOcake 6 лет назад +2

      *at 69 likes* Lets change that...

    • @enamay9195
      @enamay9195 6 лет назад

      Agreed

    • @leahcunniffe8822
      @leahcunniffe8822 6 лет назад +1

      they would get on sooooooooo well

  • @KaNe1493
    @KaNe1493 6 лет назад +31

    "Nothing like a good spanky"
    "Horrendous"
    Omg that part got me

  • @herlucifer7680
    @herlucifer7680 5 лет назад +47

    *“you just killed every cat in Denver”* IM DYING 😂😂💀

  • @zaccahill6366
    @zaccahill6366 7 лет назад +806

    It seems like Simon Cowell feeds on people's tears and sadness.

  • @grahamblack1961
    @grahamblack1961 6 лет назад +950

    What Simon says to them is nothing compared to the abuse they have to endure if they became famous in the music industry. If they can't take Simon, they wouldn't survive in that world.

    • @bobthebear1246
      @bobthebear1246 5 лет назад +27

      Except that they wouldn't be famous in the music industry, 'cause they suck ass. And not the good kind.

    • @AlexanderNovak0
      @AlexanderNovak0 5 лет назад

      oh please you speak if you want to survive you need to be cruel...grow up ... i tever took cruelty i rather kick your ass and im doing real fine

    • @nectarichard6775
      @nectarichard6775 5 лет назад +7

      You just opened my eyes!

    • @lmaololz6853
      @lmaololz6853 5 лет назад

      Except for the fact that they can’t get through with taking shit from Simon or without. Because they killed all the cats in Denver :)

    • @starry-blossom2306
      @starry-blossom2306 5 лет назад +5

      If you can't get through Simon you'll never make it to the world.

  • @ahrrydepp493
    @ahrrydepp493 6 лет назад +283

    3:12 the blonde guy was good but that wierdo ruined it

    • @krumplekookie9181
      @krumplekookie9181 6 лет назад +31

      Ahrry depp
      I think it made it better

    • @rudysquires86
      @rudysquires86 6 лет назад +12

      Ahrry depp I am not totally sure but I think they were ant and Dec pranking the judges

    • @jackgg818
      @jackgg818 5 лет назад

      Ahrry depp b

    • @raulraj9207
      @raulraj9207 5 лет назад +5

      Agreed

    • @caleanderson3575
      @caleanderson3575 5 лет назад +30

      mom-“yes you have to bring your brother”

  • @mementoghosty
    @mementoghosty 4 года назад +37

    *Good singers:* Omg I'm so terrible at this.!!
    *Bad singers:* I'm _obviously_ the best!

  • @alixmcrae9848
    @alixmcrae9848 7 лет назад +932

    Simon Cowell is the like the only reason I watch these kind of things!

    • @alixmcrae9848
      @alixmcrae9848 7 лет назад +21

      My fav one is when he said get out I'm going to lunch and as he said it he was already half way out the door!! 😂

    • @astridsprincessleah9953
      @astridsprincessleah9953 6 лет назад +4

      Pizza Lover Lol he is the God of Savage people and the King of Roasting

    • @CloroxBleach-ud2ou
      @CloroxBleach-ud2ou 6 лет назад +1

      Aliyah Hubbard what about Gordon Ramsay

    • @muun279
      @muun279 6 лет назад +3

      Pizza Lover same. he's my favorite. he doesn't sugar coat.

    • @Mj-pq3ur
      @Mj-pq3ur 6 лет назад +1

      Pizza Lover i know right😃😄

  • @bubblegumbitch1465
    @bubblegumbitch1465 6 лет назад +262

    Simon reaches the level of brutal honesty that I want to have

  • @JammiH
    @JammiH 6 лет назад +11

    Simon Cowell's commentary is a stand-up comedy by itself.

  • @jakefunaki5635
    @jakefunaki5635 4 года назад +34

    Love him or hate him he’s spitting straight facts

  • @czarnestopy4243
    @czarnestopy4243 6 лет назад +337

    And that's why Simon's my favourite judge 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DarkFiend69
    @DarkFiend69 6 лет назад +534

    It's insane that there are people who sing horribly and somehow believe they sound good.

    • @isabelmorinigo5795
      @isabelmorinigo5795 5 лет назад +31

      And the ones that can sing dont think they can.

    • @mysteriousgirl6946
      @mysteriousgirl6946 5 лет назад +13

      shows like the X factor hire actors to make the show more interesting

    • @justalittle_out_there539
      @justalittle_out_there539 5 лет назад +1

      I believe my voice is absolutely disgusting, but all my friends say I sing beautifully, and I don’t know what to think. 😂😂

    • @solarsystemresident
      @solarsystemresident 5 лет назад

      @@mysteriousgirl6946 I actually won't be surprised if that was the case but... are you serious?

    • @jesussequea1562
      @jesussequea1562 5 лет назад

      There are, indeed there are.

  • @marsha1315
    @marsha1315 5 лет назад +49

    Guy Starts Singing
    Simon: Get out.. just leave
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @finalfroggitapproaches6418
    @finalfroggitapproaches6418 6 лет назад +39

    Simon’s subtle obsession with pens is my new favorite thing. “My pen has more charisma than you.”
    “You look like a pen salesman.”
    * bites pen *
    * points with pen *
    *PEN*

  • @bobdickens3674
    @bobdickens3674 7 лет назад +297

    Anyone realize that british celebrities like ramsay and cowell are the most critical judges?

    • @cocob0l0
      @cocob0l0 7 лет назад

      R R Damn straight. Btw I love your profile picture

    • @larryisreal2854
      @larryisreal2854 7 лет назад +4

      Bob Dickens im german and we have a german simon cowell his name is dieter bohlen and he is just like him but not so serious he makes fun off them mire

    • @L14M
      @L14M 7 лет назад +1

      because we don't fuck about

  • @Crazykirby6131
    @Crazykirby6131 7 лет назад +3028

    Never thought about how hard their job really is listening to that for hours...

    • @BennyR92
      @BennyR92 7 лет назад +107

      getting paid a lot of money to say to other people that their singing is rubbish sounds like a funny job :D I mean they have to do this for a couple of days every year until only good singers are left, so it's not that hard.

    • @Crazykirby6131
      @Crazykirby6131 7 лет назад +60

      Its a dream job and that is the only hard part about that :D

    • @torisession2535
      @torisession2535 7 лет назад +21

      Crazykirby6131 I couldn't do it I would be laughing at some of them I couldn't do it lol

    • @Lucario9d
      @Lucario9d 7 лет назад +11

      Crazykirby6131 yet there's no work involved

    • @tied2dye1
      @tied2dye1 7 лет назад +37

      Yea it's so hard being an ASSHOLE Yea I know

  • @chazzerine7650
    @chazzerine7650 Год назад +8

    What's great about Simon is that he is actually helping these singers, and the music industry as a whole. The sooner they realise they have no musical talent, the sooner they can get another well-paying job that they actually have a chance in.

  • @joshmansfield6101
    @joshmansfield6101 4 года назад +24

    "I had a really dry throat and I was really nervous"
    "Amy Amy you could lay in a bath with your mouth open and you still couldn't sing"😂😂😂

  • @MRLINTN
    @MRLINTN 7 лет назад +651

    "Congratulations you just killed every cat in Denver"
    "We just put through a giraffe"
    I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MRLINTN
      @MRLINTN 7 лет назад +39

      Braaaaaaaaaaaaah , "She has a penis" nooooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 "it's bigger than mine" for fucks sakes hahahahahahahahahhaha

  • @wassup3941
    @wassup3941 7 лет назад +749

    I hate it so much when they have a huge entry and plans for the future.. And they're awful 😂

    • @stephencurrygoat7532
      @stephencurrygoat7532 7 лет назад +12

      RandomFromShou right and when they're all nice and good backstory and then are bad

    • @markus-4383
      @markus-4383 7 лет назад +62

      you hate that? thats what makes this show funny

    • @ejscorp
      @ejscorp 7 лет назад +58

      That's the best part. They give some sob story and then they get crushed.

  • @jamessmithe5490
    @jamessmithe5490 5 лет назад +112

    On the other hand when Simon sees real talent he supports the hell out of them. e.g. Grace Vanderwaal, Darci Lynn

    • @olbcansat9726
      @olbcansat9726 5 лет назад +4

      James Smithe Susan boyle

    • @boston_8213
      @boston_8213 4 года назад +10

      He knows what will make it and what wont within seconds of the audition. Probably has a pretty good idea based off of intuition right when they walk in.

    • @florencedomingo7096
      @florencedomingo7096 4 года назад +2

      How about Marcelito Pomoy

    • @yoshuaisnotok8794
      @yoshuaisnotok8794 3 года назад

      Calum sccot

  • @bsgang2.0
    @bsgang2.0 5 лет назад +29

    I bet he rehearses his insults before each n every show😂😂😂

  • @TheLolmylove
    @TheLolmylove 7 лет назад +992

    I've no shame to say that Simon is my spiritanimal

  • @mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580
    @mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580 7 лет назад +177

    I lost it when Simon said, "You just killed every cat in Denver."
    Also, the last guy is my spirit animal.

    • @PurplePinkRed
      @PurplePinkRed 7 лет назад +5

      Mangetsu / Der Deutsch Gamer Yessss! I lose it when he says: "Yes, you have personality, but dogs have personality!" The way he says it with the pauses in between... So funny!

    • @iswearimnotafurryanna2729
      @iswearimnotafurryanna2729 7 лет назад +1

      Mangetsu / Der Deutsch Gamer xD

  • @nmj530
    @nmj530 6 лет назад +45

    Guy:Someone needs to put you out your misery
    Simon:OUT
    🤣🤣💀💀

  • @jeannetpierre1
    @jeannetpierre1 6 лет назад +95

    I like that "Penis" song at the end!!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tmphelps1980
      @tmphelps1980 5 лет назад +1

      Wait, WHAT????????????????????????????????

    • @sweetsweet81
      @sweetsweet81 5 лет назад +2

      That was so funny!!!

    • @dtramirez0611
      @dtramirez0611 5 лет назад +12

      That was real funny, unfortunately Ray Jessel passed the next year in 2015, i wish we could of heard more! RIP Ray
      Side note: Ray had a very successful career in his line of work, look him up!

    • @NatalyaVDBrock
      @NatalyaVDBrock 4 года назад +1

      Lol me too 😂😂 so unexpected

  • @aprilbenosa6743
    @aprilbenosa6743 7 лет назад +68

    "Can I do something else?"
    "Leave."
    savage af damn

  • @sano6608
    @sano6608 7 лет назад +78

    "Can I do something else"
    "Leave."

  • @hayleywellington2808
    @hayleywellington2808 4 года назад +20

    Girl: “Squeals” Simon: “you just killed every cat in Denver” oh my god I’m crying lmfao

  • @garrellagacha2023
    @garrellagacha2023 5 лет назад +25

    "you've got the personality of three pencils when you sing" why'd that have me ded 😂😂

  • @marilyngore1227
    @marilyngore1227 6 лет назад +445

    7:07 Simon: what do you think i'm going to say to you?
    Andrew: No?
    Simon: Correct! Goodbye i'm going to lunch.....
    I fell off my bed XD

  • @meghanan5360
    @meghanan5360 7 лет назад +425

    I don't know why but I love Simon. he does that for their own good because he wants them to try other things than singing.

    • @BanditLeader
      @BanditLeader 6 лет назад +26

      Or the person has potential of being a singer, but they need to practice, which is what he tells them

    • @danvitty5442
      @danvitty5442 6 лет назад +3

      Or wants his show to get better rating because that's his character

    • @MsSaxoBeat257
      @MsSaxoBeat257 6 лет назад +4

      "He does that for their own good" lol
      He probably couldn't give two shits about these people. It is one thing to criticise the singing but it's another when you are rude and insulting their appearance.
      As someone mentioned it's just for ratings and mantainning a persona.

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 6 лет назад +1

      tomoe Jasmine true

    • @theberserkerarmor6511
      @theberserkerarmor6511 6 лет назад

      tomoe Jasmine You could’ve at least capitalize “he”.

  • @tesianata
    @tesianata 5 лет назад +44

    The before,during & after weight watchers... Damn!! Lol

  • @kuenzangjamtsho8636
    @kuenzangjamtsho8636 5 лет назад +15

    "Yes you have personality but dogs have personality"

  • @desireedriver6390
    @desireedriver6390 6 лет назад +519

    Girl *sings*
    Simon- u just killed every cat in Denver

    • @crypticcryptid4702
      @crypticcryptid4702 6 лет назад +6

      Desireé Driver
      My cat was with me and he just jumped and ran away when that came up.

    • @Haxprocess
      @Haxprocess 6 лет назад +2

      Desireé Driver sings?

    • @giselevanhounten8366
      @giselevanhounten8366 6 лет назад +1

      Girl *whistles

    • @gensink3575
      @gensink3575 6 лет назад +2

      Desireé Driver “sings”

    • @killuazoldyck_
      @killuazoldyck_ 5 лет назад

      atleast now we have a way to reduce cats population 😂

  • @Onlyicedmilk
    @Onlyicedmilk 7 лет назад +123

    "this is not good enough"
    Well what is?
    "you leaving"

  • @itsmariaxx3167
    @itsmariaxx3167 5 лет назад +42

    Her:So I look like a man
    Simon:No no, you look like a man dressed as a woman.
    Me: *dead*

  • @amandarussell9688
    @amandarussell9688 6 лет назад +5

    We need more brutally honest people like Simon in this world

  • @blisssound5136
    @blisssound5136 6 лет назад +502

    Simon: That's a weird place to stop
    Her: Oh ok-
    Simon: No no I'm glad you did...
    Her: * heart break *

  • @sjsjdjfjf5116
    @sjsjdjfjf5116 7 лет назад +323

    Simon cowell is the nicer version of Gordon Ramsey

    • @emlin2005
      @emlin2005 6 лет назад +61

      Cmarshmello he's the Gordon Ramsay of the music industry

    • @serena6739
      @serena6739 6 лет назад +4

      +Emma Lin theres no gordon ramsay of the music industry. they are both themselves in either chef or music industry so....

    • @tommiboi6911
      @tommiboi6911 6 лет назад +13

      SHUT UP U IDIOT SANDWICH!!!

    • @adriafg3578
      @adriafg3578 6 лет назад +20

      Cmarshmello I think they would make an awesomely savage team.

    • @massivesket5500
      @massivesket5500 6 лет назад +10

      Simon's roast are better, Gordon Ramsay is just screaming and swearing all the time (don't get me wrong i fucking love Gordon Ramsay)

  • @frostedscript
    @frostedscript 6 лет назад +24

    8:28
    "I AM A CHOIR"
    -"Just you?"
    -"Did you eat them?"
    "dHDghH?!"

  • @BelowMinimums
    @BelowMinimums 5 лет назад +12

    "they looked like the before, during, and after of weight watchers" goddamn xD

  • @ollieuce1965
    @ollieuce1965 7 лет назад +74

    Simon: "Just you?" Guy: "Yes I'm the choir." Simon: "...Did you eat them?" I died. 😂😂

  • @kcfireball439
    @kcfireball439 4 года назад +8

    18:12 "Actually, it's about talent so shut up you two". Beautiful quote from the one and only Simon Cowell 😂👍

  • @iandreelara
    @iandreelara 4 года назад +6

    “Did you eat them” 😂💀

  • @thejellybeanpotato5627
    @thejellybeanpotato5627 6 лет назад +567

    I love how Simon treats every one the same like actual human beings he oesnt care wetter they are different he will just be honest it's awesome

    • @nicoler.wunderink_2874
      @nicoler.wunderink_2874 6 лет назад +10

      The Jelly Bean Potato well your2 right, he doesn't discriminate

    • @justinschreiber813
      @justinschreiber813 6 лет назад +3

      KissFromNicole _ your he discriminates against the good and bad

    • @fatihatribak7398
      @fatihatribak7398 6 лет назад

      The Jelly Bean Potato well ifu like bullies. Here your match!

    • @shamusmurphy1031
      @shamusmurphy1031 6 лет назад +1

      No it’s not I would beat the shit outta him

    • @lizmcall9278
      @lizmcall9278 6 лет назад

      The Jelly Bean Potato x

  • @aishariaz4707
    @aishariaz4707 6 лет назад +234

    It's a difficult job..Simon is a genius... i really like him.

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 6 лет назад +5

      Aisha Riaz me too

    • @sweetsweet81
      @sweetsweet81 5 лет назад +1

      I do too

    • @buddhimazoysa2255
      @buddhimazoysa2255 5 лет назад +2

      I disagree. Simon is great. He has given life changing oppertunaties to so many people who deserve them. But, he is not a genius. Most of these performers come with a hope in their hearts. Simon just tares them apart. There are so many nicer ways to say no.

  • @SD-mp1ve
    @SD-mp1ve 5 лет назад +10

    "You just killed every cat in Denver."
    IM CRYING 😂😂😂😂

  • @ThePianoGamerPianoGaming
    @ThePianoGamerPianoGaming 6 лет назад +21

    "more like Mariah Scary"

  • @armyxxblink1554
    @armyxxblink1554 6 лет назад +511

    Simon: last year I said someone is the worst singer in America, but I think you're the worst singer in the world.
    Me: wait until you hear me sing

  • @Jorythebest98
    @Jorythebest98 6 лет назад +87

    Simon is like that friend that tells you you have food stuck in your teeth before you go out into the world and embarrass yourself 👏🏻

  • @cheryltunmore8901
    @cheryltunmore8901 4 года назад +6

    "well this is my first audition so...."
    " well I'm not surprised and it should be your last" 😂 😂 😂

  • @adityamittal7128
    @adityamittal7128 4 года назад +8

    Me: that wasnt that bad
    Simon: Terrible
    Me: Terrible

  • @vipershock2569
    @vipershock2569 6 лет назад +134

    He's not rude he's... RUDELY HONEST

  • @StruckByEvil
    @StruckByEvil 7 лет назад +361

    Before, during, and after weight watchers.. LOL Simons a savage. Good shit.

  • @JuneNelson
    @JuneNelson 4 года назад +9

    No one :
    LITERALLY NO ONE:
    Someone : 7:56
    Selling replay buttons 7:56 7:56 7:56

  • @Realswisher97
    @Realswisher97 6 лет назад +6

    Simon: “group is horrendous”
    Guy: “nods”

  • @petertalks301
    @petertalks301 6 лет назад +58

    The “yeah but I was good at what I did” KILLED ME”

  • @j.m.b8661
    @j.m.b8661 7 лет назад +349

    I like how Simon is straight up honest and all the other judges try and sugar coat it

  • @padmeamidala4.20
    @padmeamidala4.20 5 лет назад +9

    6:57
    “You just killed every cat in Denver “
    Lmao😂😂

  • @mc.jazzer6771
    @mc.jazzer6771 4 года назад +3

    When Amanda said that was “ utterly rubbish” I started laughing like crazy 😂

  • @weeaboo_weirdo
    @weeaboo_weirdo 7 лет назад +59

    "Someone gave you a chance once!"
    "Yeah but I was good at what I did"

  • @NobleWish
    @NobleWish 7 лет назад +186

    I think the Ushur in that "P-Diddy & Ushur" duo would have been better off alone

    • @pudloaf1391
      @pudloaf1391 7 лет назад +9

      100%

    • @valentinegh0st404
      @valentinegh0st404 7 лет назад +11

      I think it was lowkey a comedy act

    • @leftoverbagel9014
      @leftoverbagel9014 7 лет назад +1

      NobleWish That was beautiful.

    • @schloob
      @schloob 7 лет назад +11

      He didn't sound too bad on his own but the other dude doing "ya come one" ruined it

    • @mae92302
      @mae92302 7 лет назад

      NobleWish yes that's exactly what I was thinking

  • @Sabdoestarot
    @Sabdoestarot 5 лет назад +6

    “You’re a choir? Did you eat them?” 😂😂😂😂

  • @ibitoyeibitoye7478
    @ibitoyeibitoye7478 6 лет назад +27

    Nothing like a good spanky😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leoroemer6085
      @leoroemer6085 4 года назад +3

      Ibitoye Ibitoye Horrendous... absolutely horrendous. 😆

  • @Cxcxzxc
    @Cxcxzxc 6 лет назад +275

    "You look like a pen salesman" 😭😭😪😂😂 Simon kills me

  • @luka9917
    @luka9917 7 лет назад +66

    ''You're very handsome''
    ''Tell me something i don't know...''.

  • @jannettemainah981
    @jannettemainah981 6 лет назад +83

    Her: 16:29...i knw am sucking up.....bt u are really handsome....
    simon: tell me something i dont knw😂😂😂
    me:dead😂😂😂😂

    • @SpoonLegend
      @SpoonLegend 4 года назад +2

      what episode was that lmfaooo

  • @Tootsie-yj1rz
    @Tootsie-yj1rz 5 лет назад +19

    Contestant: so I look like a man
    Simon: no no you look like a man dressed like a woman
    Contestant: so I look like a drag?
    Simon: you do a bit
    😂

  • @jack456000
    @jack456000 6 лет назад +141

    "You just killed every cat in Denver" LOL

    • @coaster1070
      @coaster1070 5 лет назад +4

      Unfortunately its true

    • @sweetsweet81
      @sweetsweet81 5 лет назад +1

      That was so funny....and true.