Simon Cowell Best Insults PART 1 | SAVAGE
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PART 2: • Simon Cowell Best Insu... 
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"I don't mean to be rude, but..."
*gives legal depression*
Lol😂
😂😂😂
Idek if legal depression is a term but FUCK this is good
It’s even funnier because legal depression doesn’t make any sense
@Stephen Sharp oh you must mean medically diagnosed depression. Or clinical depression.
"Is there anything I can do to improve?"
"Yes. Leave"
😂😂😂
CHRLE 😂😂😂
Zac Rigby he is so savaaaaaaaaage!!
Zac Rigby 😐-----😎 #Savage😎🖕
maddiepenguin06 Just say he is... Lol
Simon Cowell knows no race, age, ethnicity, or sexual preference. No one can escape his wrath.
Echo SD Gordon Ramsay vs Simon Cowell, make it happen.
You mean his harsh comments
Basically in terms of insulting,
Gordon is like a raging volcano while
Simon is a chilly mountain
@@annmin2308 His comments may be harsh but they're harshfully truthful.
@@annmin2308 truth hurts. Also why is it people get butt hurt over jokes. Irl there are going to be assholes who say mean things to you, are you going to start crying about or go on with your life. People are way to sensitive nowadays
“One of the worst voices I have ever heard in my life”
Says that 4.5 million times
It just gets worse for him💀
Yes because it's ONE of the worst, he doesn't say THE worst every single time
I always joked to my sister he says that every time hahaha
@@ironcross3449 lol yes he does
@@Blaz1ngFury he doesn't, he says its ONE OF THE , not THE ONLY, get some hearing aids
"I don't mean to be rude, but" *proceeds to pierce your soul*
😂😂😂 I am dead
TXV1300R LMAO I LOVE IT 😂
Lol.
Reality check in a time where praising kids has become the substitute for education. Simon has a hard and frustrating task.
😂😂so true
“I don’t want to be rude, but..”
*_completely destroys contestants life_*
Lmao
Apple Juice exactly, what if the contestant loved to sing and Simon made them feel like they can't sing
I agree😂😂😂🖤
Apple Juice lmao yes
Lmao
“Is there anything I can do to improve?”
Simon: you can *leave* 💀😂
😂😂😂
Gordon Ramsey: *infuriating insults*
Simon Cowell: *soul-crushing insults*
Talebale AJ Gordon Ramsey legit can destroy Simon in a roast battle
@Critical Critical i mentioned it 5 months ago bruh
Simon Cowell is the Gordon Ramsay of the Talent Industry.
ItsDfockingFour "You sound like your vocal cords are FROZEN!"
Master Chief YOU DIPSHIT ITS RAW!
"Is that song fresh?"
"Um, no... I don't think so."
" _You don't think-_ Fuck me!"
Hanji Zoe
Oh look! Little kid uses fonts!!
ItsDfockingFour OMG YES
Simon "that's a weird place to stop"
Girl " oh oh"
Simon " I'm glad you did"
Now that's savage.
I skipped to a random place in the video and stopped EXACTLY at the vide you quoted.... who’s calling the FBI
Spot*
Lmao Simon seems like happy when he says the word "No" and "Leave"
I didn’t understand till I say it 😂😂😂😂
@@kyle32ful omg me 2 i swear
Imagine if Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay had a insult battle
There would be blood on the walls
World war 3 boi.
Epic
Oh boy that's gonna be good
It would bring about the apocalypse
Contestant: "You're mean."
Simon's thoughts: "Yes. And you can't sing. The door is that way." :D
"it's a beautiful song when you are not singing it"
🔥🔥
Yes LMAo
I agreed it
omg i-
Savage
"You couldn't win this competition even if you were the only contestant in it " 😂😂😂
Pure Savage
😂😂
Sharon: proceeds to cry laughing
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
in a million years. 😅
As harsh as he may sound, he’s actually the only one that is completely honest and doesn’t beat around the bush.
His comments is exactly what i think i'd say to the contestant. Every time he says something that's brutally honest, i screamed "THANK YOU" to him lol
That's fine. Harsh truth about ability and talent. But don't make fun of their appearance lmao roast my inability if you want but not if I'm anatomically imperfect 🤣
"You couldn't win this competition if you were only person in it."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
All his sentences start with something like:
"Not to be rude..."
"Nothing personal but..."
"Don't take any offense but..."
and they are all so offensive...
they dont all start with that
And "can i be honest with you?"
Simon is the best
Ready Set Studios even the other judges start laughing when he says that stuff cuz they know😂😂
@@ketansajwan8071 yes he does😂
Simon: "what do you think I'm going to say to you?"
Contestant: "No?"
Simon: "Correct, get out"
😂😂😂😂😂
He didn't say get out he said goodbye
@@thetreeandthesun7880 your point is...... It was a mistake oh well
Marley's World 😂😂🤣🤣
HAHAHAHA the best
@@Samantha-oh5rq they were just correcting u smh
I want Gordon Ramsay to judge Simon's cooking and Simon to judge Gordon's singing 😂
"What do you think I'm going to say to you?"
"No?"
"Correct. Goodbye."
LMFAO
before during and after weight watchers LMAO
M. O.G. right I was so dead
M. O.G.
Abhimarn Mkn
M. O.G. That part killed me!
M. O.G.
Simon: "You are so awful, in fact, I'm so confident the other judges will say no, that I'm going to say yes"
When did he say that?
Whoa when
Yeah when
omfg thats beautiful
He didn't say that, but I'm going to like, so I'm ur 700th like. :D
“You couldn’t win this competition if you were the only person in it”
💀
-"There's anything I can do to improve?"
-"Leave..."
She could have avoided this 😭🤣
" I was a wedding singer.."
Simon : * *Laughing* *
"How many of them ended in *divorce*?"
damn
Manan Hingorani hope the guy had ointment for how bad Simon burned his ass
That was rude tho
Actually Me Yeah, but it was funny
@@2410jrod ugh
Nathan Nguyen That’s neither here nor there because.....wait for it.....I....DON’T CARE
If Gordon Ramsey and Simon faced off the world would probably split in half and blow up the whole universe
It'll end the entire universe. They'll probably have an epic roast session.
It would be like thanos just half of everything gone
Gordon is way worse but yeah
@@akiraholland457 gordon just screams whereas simon has hot fire roasts
@@akiraholland457 Gordon Ramsay to kids: Aw dont give up I'll help you
Gordon Ramsay to adults: YOU ARE FUCKING UP EVERYTHING
Simon to anyone: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Gonna tell my kids that this was Gordon Ramsey.
Take 100 likes
"i dont wanna be rude"
*proceeds to say the most rude thing known to man*
"Don't take this personally--"
"I don't mean to be rude, but--"
"Not to be rude, but--"
Ginger Bread girl "I don't wanna sound unkind, but--"
Please don't think I'm rude but--
"-but you have to be the worst singer I've ever heard in my life."
*proceeds to bring you to the depth of hell with his magical words~*
“With the greatest respect, I think-“
I don't get why people even go there if they can't sing. Seriously.
Nella Alexandra If a friend of mine come to me and sings for me i would probably say that he can sing just to see how hard simon fucks him up. just kidding.
***** I think everyone would do that xD
Probably just for fame
Nella Alexandra Cuz they believe !
Nella Alexandra they manipulate their mind that they're better than SELENA GOMEZ HAH NO . Nobody bedder dan ma gurl Selena
“Is there anything I can do to improve?”
“Leave” 💀💀
Everytime i feel down i come here and let Simon cheer me up
Simon Cowell is hated cause he's honest and he doesn't give people false hope
Well, to each to their own...
He is not hated
Yamoti taga Moyong
*lies*
@@yamotitagamoyong5284well Simon Cowell is doing his job. And he never gives anyone false hope to end up suffering at the end.
No that’s not being honest that’s humiliating a person and making them feel bad, u can be honest by saying your opinion instead of humiliating a person and being a mean disgusting person
“Is there anything I can do to improve?”
“Leave”
HAD ME DEAD😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Same yooo😂
SAVAGE
MEEEE TOOOOOO
Imagine having judge panel of Simon Cowell, Gordon Ramsay and The Rock.
“You couldn’t win this competition, if you were the only one in it.” 😂😂
Simons is proof that you don’t have to touch anyone physically to hurt them.
Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay both proved that lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@brendan594 BYE AND ABBY LEE
Well he was able to hurt them becuz he was a judge the contestants respected him and his opinion but what simon was doing was wrong .. You can say No without being rude and mean.. If you speak to someone like simon does next day probably you'll be on a hospital bed
He did
“It’s a no.”
Person starts crying
Simon: smiles joyfully
5:21
8Ightz Same doe
Lmfao!
That part was brutal.
@@loganmiller5967 It does get pretty tragic though. One of the contestants in the UK show stabbed herself in the neck and killed herself.
“you nasty man” had me dying of laughter
"that was a weird place to stop"
"oh...w-"
"No! im glad you did"
thats amazing lol
Simon: "That Was Terrible..."
Performer: "Really?!"
Simon: "No, It Was Dreadful."
“You couldn’t win this competition if you were the only one in it”
Thats harsh😂😂
something al bundy would say lmao
Which part?
in a million years
I am harsh😂
@@iamharsh1411 this is true
I really don’t think Gordon Ramsay would stand a chance against Simon😂 How calm Simon is makes everything so much more savage😂
"You couldn't win this competition if you were the only person in it" 😂😂
“It looked like the before , during ,and after of weight watchers” 😂that had me dead
😂😂😂😂
lmao imagine if he said that in today’s world, people would go crazy💀
I burst out laughing at that one! I'm going to hell!
that was shit joke, making fun of fat people is beneath him..
Dave M you’re too sensitive
Simon Cowell: *‘Does insults calmly’*
Gordon Ramsay: *‘Does insults shouting’*
Yeah pretty much
Yea Gordon’s a chief tho
@@bbes4185 chief?
i just want an insult battle between the 2
donovan it would be close
“Don’t take this personality but your the worst singer in the world”
"I'll agree with the third one" 😂😂 I love Simon.
*to 5 year old*
"probably one of the best ones we've seen!"
simon: "I didn't like it"
IKR, that was the best part.
I died when I heard that
I'm very glad he didnt go all out on that kid. He often goes overboard on the insults, and I dont think he would've ever recovered if he did then
Joe Smith yes me too
Aditya Pokala yes
5:06 "Is there anything i can do to improve"
Simon : "Leave" XD
*Loooolz*
Teray' Dax I read this as it came on and it made it even better
Ouch
😂😂😭😭💀💀💀💀
"They were like the before, during, and after of weight watchers." Omg😂😂
"It's my first audition."
"I'm not surprised and it should be your last"
Fuck. Savage lol./
5:06
Woman- Is there anything I can do to improve?
Simon- Leave...
Simple but perfect!
RandomGamer 420 I can’t believe someone hasn’t replied
RandomGamer 420 The best comment I’ve seen all year
Her face after he said that lol
Wow likes are at 666
@@skipelash3384 I haven't even seen this comment since I posted it, I think this is the most likes I've ever had on anything I've ever posted/commented hahaha :')
*''I doN't mEan tO Be ruDe bUt-''*
-Simon Cowel(all his life)
Not all the time he said it only once
@@justblessed9358 once in a day*
Came here just so hear the “Before, During and After of Weight Watchers” insult. Was not disappointed.
"They look like the before, during and after of weight watchers."
Holy crap, imagine someone saying that in 2022. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes 😂
Same lmaoo
This world is going to shit, cause everyone gets offended by everything, everyone is sensitive, and I hate the fact my daughter even has to grow up in this world these days
i only like when he destroys rude, deluded, overconfident contestants.
LuxuryJesper True
@LuxuryJesper Not to say he should only judge rude and arrogant contestants so harshly, but I only really enjoy hearing it when he does that. When he is being harsh and blunt to people who seemed nice, even though it's fair, it just makes me feel bad.
xzg13 nice people who are clearly nervous don’t deserve that much honesty
LuxuryJesper Well he is just brutally honest as well. If you’re not straight with them they will have false hope when in reality they can’t sing at all.
All the replies are fighting over how harshly he treats them yet none of you are pointing out the fact that basically all talent shows are completely fake
"Okay, Andrew. What do you think I'm gonna say to you?"
"..No."
"Correct. Goodbye."
LMAO 😂
hubba bubba
"Okay, I'm going for lunch!"
Gotta love him 😂
😂😂😂
Can you imagine hearing all the praise from your family and friends. Everyone around you saying "wow you have a beautiful voice". You take this to heart and try to hone your new ability. Everyone is unanimous. Your voice is immaculate. You finally get the stones to audition in front of some of the most accomplished people in the field. Only to hear "you can't sing"
Girl: So I look like a drag?
Simon: You do a bit.
Me: 😂😂😂
I don't think she looked like that at all.
Simon always calls someone 'sweetheart' before low-key roasting them 😂
Music Lover It’s like putting on an airbag before hitting the wall
Where does he even get his jokes from that fast. My brain is just waayy too slow to think of these legendary insults that fast. What a legend
Well when your British and a professional, kinda comes in the description
it's called wit
@@zzarias and having a script and notes on each and every contestant
most of Simon's insults: "you might be the worst singer in _______"
@@scerpalman yeah that's cause of me :)
OMG THAT LAST ONE THOOOOOO!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
“You’re mean. Especially you, Simon. You two are nice, but you…”
OMF I’M DYIIINNG!!! 😂😂😂😂
"youve all had a nice night out haven't you?" shading the whole family
"What do you think I am going to say to you?"
"No"
"Correct.... good bye..."
🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
I'm going for lunch
Aced it
LMAOOOOOO
😂😂😂👌
I felt bad for that guy bc he seemed like a nice dude lol
I'd audition just to purposely see what his insult for me was
Jared Beilstein lmao same
SAME
SAME!!
He will insult your grammar
Jared Beilstein I was literally planning to do that XD
6:16 This conversation could NEVER happen these days.
Contestant: "Is there anything I can do to improve?"
Simon: "Leave."
Funniest line I've heard from Simon
nice Voice quality is not meant to anybody.,and that's the reality
He wants to be real,that's the point of his judges,if they are getting hurt (then sorry)
I love when Simon smiles while giving an insult. Like he is content with himself lol😂😂
Pink Simmer For real. 😂
Pink Simmer is your picture a Imvu? 😂
Prob cuz all his insults are soo awesome
He has killed millions of dreams
DominicR 117 ???
DominicR 117 he's given a million reality checks..
DominicR 117 good
ZOIDYYYY
Are you killed millions of dreams
This kind of honesty is so refreshing. Like a cold sip of water after a workout.
Simon Cowell exists...
Gordon Ramsay : Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary...
He said 'Dont take this personally' 😂😂😂
Sajida Hussain "*
Sajida Hussain 310th❤️
🤣🤣🤣
Don't take it personal. Every time she moves on she says, don't take it personal.
Alexa 😂I LOVE THAT SONG
Simon: That was terrible.
Contestant: Really?
Simon: no dreadful. 😂😂😂😂😂
3:20
@@lizapureday4458 legend
Hes so soft now, i love this 😅
Simon is a whole mood 😂😂
Has anyone noticed that before most of his insults he says "not to be rude" or "don't take this personally"😂😂😂😂
Niamh Burrows or "can I be honest with you"😂
"I'm exciting, fun and different" "I'll agree with the third" 😂😂😂ded
3:35
Simon: "That's it? Oh ok, it's a weird place to stop..."
(Contestant starts again)
Simon: "NO! I'm glad you did!"
"I have absolutely no idea how you got any encouragement whatsoever" 😭😭😭
"I Don't Wanna be Rude" Yeah Says Simon...
Simon says "get off the stage if you cant sing"
"That's terrible"
"Really?"
"No, dreadful"
Simon is savage 😂😂
“Don’t take this personally, but *personal insult*”
The most honest and brutal judge of all time. The Gordon Ramsay of the music industry.
"Your mean...especially you Simon." CRACKED UP!!!😂👏
Fluffy Cloud you're
Arpita Das-Darn auto correction!
Fluffy Cloud your mean
Fluffy Cloud SAAAME 😂😂😂
PepsiLord13 your mean pepsilord13
“I’ll give you a tip for future auditions...
*Don’t*
@Shrek Shrek has sister?
Girl singing at 3:24
Simon:"what happened?"
Simon:"Is that it"
Girl: "Yeah"
Simon:"Oh OK so we need a place to stop"
Girl:"oh oh"
Simon:"I glad u did I'm just saying"
Me:I love this man to bad u know😂
“I don’t want to be rude, but”
*proceeds to ruin their whole life*
"it looked like the before during and after of weight watchers"😂😂😂😂😂😂
BalloutMoney_ TM lol got me dying inside
Funniest thing I’ve herd 😂
it looked like the *before, during and after weight watchers* 😂
Leticia G that was savage af lmao
Leticia G I died when he said that! Hahaha 😂😂
Lol 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
666th like ;)
We need criticism like this back
The industry too soft now
I know right. I do think some of these comments are a bit too much, but people nowadays aren't told that they're terrible at something anymore. That should be brought back
you know he crushed people's dreams, even kids' and made a girl kill herself? he's a bad person and ruined lots of lives
@@bunnybunsbunny constructive criticism... look it up
@@Roy_Al_Blak202 He could give Critiscm without being a Asshole
"What do you think im gonna say to you"
"No"
"Correct, Goodbye"
Got me there💀
2:24
Love him or hate him, hes spittin straight facts
@@jadekinard3453 Ancient Vedic saying: "Speak the truth, but speak sweet truth."
I love how mean he is without having to raise his voice
Daddy Level: *100*
Haha yep.
What type of dads have you heard of lmao
@@daedricwarrior7546 thats not what he's talking about XD
@@nicholaschan4199 it is lol
"DADDY"
He's famous because he's extremely strict.
That poor wedding singer man 😂. Got absolutely obliterated
He’s the Gordon Ramsay of talent shows
Except he's much calmer.
@@rhc3n720 Except he's much aggressive.
Brutally honest.
@@butterduck7051 more brutal than honest
Gordon Ramsay is the Simon Cowell of cooking
contestant: “ i’ve had no professional training of singing”
simon: “no... there’s a surprise of the century”
Tbh I love watching Simon Cowell roasting people! HAHA it is just amusing.
4:39 he flips him off 😂