He has a point. A excellent point. You don't go through life showing up at job interviews (which is what this basically is) saying "I'm no good but you should give me a chance." It just doesn't work that way.
It's also funny that the relaunch of American Idol hired 3 completely shameless ass kissers to be the judges. Lionel (who tries to be everybody's father), Katy (who is a complete attention whore beyond belief), and Luke (who is trying WAY too hard to be Simon Cowell).
Simon: Have you taken singing lessons? Contestant: A few... Simon: Who's your teacher? Contestant: She lives in Montana. Simon: Do you have a lawyer? Contestant: No, I don't have a lawyer. Simon: Well, go get a lawyer and sue your singing teacher. #SAVAGE
"Did you really think you can become the next American Idol?" "Yes." "Then you're deaf." What I was thinking when he said that: 1.DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! 2.SIMON IS STRAIGHT SAVAGE! 3. This is the MOST SAVAGE THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!
Thst one wasn't that good.. this one time a contestant said "I'm a wedding Singer" Simon was like: "how many of them ended in divorce?" That was probably one of his best ones lol The fact that he says it all so calmly and with a monotone voice just adds to it lol
Simon: “do you do singing lessons” Girl: “Yes I do” Simon: “Whose your teacher” Girl: “She lives in Montana” Simon: “Do you have a lawyer” Girl: “No I don’t” Simon: “Get a lawyer, sue her” I CANT BREATHE💀💀💀💀
I once fantasized of Simon Cowell; buddy-up to the actor Richard Tyson. I once portrayed Richard Tyson as; the American Indian Tribal Chief, Standing Pat as a form of a reenactment.
The way he insults someone, for a second you thought it was gonna be an advice or something positive then he just says the punch line and just kills your confidence 🤣 damn Savage
I love that Simon is always honest. He’s actually trying to help people and tell them the things other people are too scared to say. He doesn’t let people go on and embarrass themselves.
Same Rebecca, same. I personally am not vocally talented, so I would never actually get in front of him like that. However I have been criticized for my writing, and I encourage ALL criticism, especially harsh criticism. That way I have experienced the worst I can, and other words won't hurt me. Life is harsh and mean. Simon Cowell is a walking comparison to how life really is. If you can't handle it, then you really won't survive out there.
I think it's kind of good how honest about them not having careers in it, because so many people around them that care and lie to them so they spend so much time chasing a dream that won't happen and it's good that he helps honestly tell them how they need to move to something else
5:56 "do you have a lawyer?" "no i don't have a lawyer..." "get a lawyer, and sue her..." then he should've said, "if you get another teacher, and you still can't sing, write an apology to your old teacher" lol
Simon: "who's you're teacher?" Girl: "something something Montana" Simon: "do you have a lawyer?" Girl: "no" Simon: "ok get a lawyer and sue her" ( 5:51 ) I was SHLEEEP CUHHH
Pretty sure they wouldn't even fight. They'd walk, arm in arm, through London, setting idiots on fire with their words alone. If I could see that happen, even just once, I'd die a happy man.
I wanted to go to American got talent because Simon cowel wasn't there but now I can't go both because he is now in American got talent and in Britain got talent
If ur good enough to get through, Simon being there or not won't matter. But seriously before u do participate look urself in the mirror and be as honest as possible to urself.
I hope you do go and give it a try.... him being there or not won't matter if you are good. Just don't take his honest insults seriously just cause he is serious.
15 and have massive crushes on Simon and Gordon. Maybe I just like the meaner people... 😕 Either way, these "Best Insults" videos always leave me in stitches, especially as he is so quick with his comebacks. 😂 To be honest, I don't find Simon rude, and there will be a few who agree with me. Simon is being honest, and I think that that is kinder than giving people hope where there is none.
Jessica The Dancing Clown I love him too but he is rude because he could just tell them thatt they're bad without insulting them saying "you're a loser" "you're useless " "worst singer in the world "
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Randy: "Unfortunately you're not ready"
Paula: "Unfortunately you're not ready"
Simon:"Unfortunately you'll never be ready"
Savage lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣... I nearly passed out
1ANDonlykellybaby its good to see you replying to a 1 year old comment
And the videos on here are much older then your comment.
yeah but it doesn’t make any sense to the fact that you’re replying to an old comment, not an insult btw
I had no idea that your response was that old.. was just simply connecting with a post that is all.
"oh come on give me a chance someone gave you a chance"
"yes but i was good at what i did
cruel totodile
If he means making people feel bad, then yes
He has a point. A excellent point. You don't go through life showing up at job interviews (which is what this basically is) saying "I'm no good but you should give me a chance." It just doesn't work that way.
aN ecellent point
"do you have a music teacher,yeah down in montana,do you have a lawer,no,get one and sue her"
EleFante i was dying at that
"I'm sorry I just have a really dry throat"
Simon: "You can lie in the bath with your mouth open and it still wont fix anything"
Reptiles lmaoii
bruuhhh 💀💀
Rosa hi
+drink me it will save you Why is a bleach greeting me? I am scared for life.
Randy’s laugh to that comment makes you laugh even more.
"My pen has got more charisma"😂😂😂
Lol
😂
What is charisma please
@@saizami3632 confidence and charm
Fr
Am I the only one who actually like Simon? He's just being honest.
No, I LOVE Simon. Such a savage. But he does sometimes take it a bit too far. You have to admit that at least.
i love him
Hate the show. Enjoy him.
Yea me too
I love Simon. He tells it like it is, he knows talent when he sees it, and he is very experienced in this type of stuff:)
"i think you just killed every cat in Denver" LMAO
Sky Gaming hahaha
Sky Gaming I actually laughed😂
Lol same
Sky Gaming NO THE CATS!!
I live In Denver and I agree
It's funny how people can't handle real judges, brutally honest judges. I love Simon
Tower Tube I do too.
Me to, @Tower tube.
We live in a world where people can’t handle criticism not surprising with these whiny people …
It's also funny that the relaunch of American Idol hired 3 completely shameless ass kissers to be the judges. Lionel (who tries to be everybody's father), Katy (who is a complete attention whore beyond belief), and Luke (who is trying WAY too hard to be Simon Cowell).
"Yes, you have personality, but dogs have personality."
Damn, Simon.
Simon, the judge version of gordan ramsay.
Zainab Bashar Gordon Ramsey is the chef version of Simon. Simons been known longer!
Gordon is known to cuss and yell at pretty much everyone. Simon tells it like it is.
Zainab Bashar I think Simon insults more educated and polite and he actually make compliments on the ones that are good, shake hands, hugs and cries.
Gordan is a judge
Zainab Bashar I always thought that too lol
I died at the "You killed ever Denver cat." line.
Every cat in Denver
I know
Da Moose how come you're still talking
Cause I can
Me too.😂
"Is there anything I can prove on or anything?"
"Yes, don't sing again."
Anything.... omg, your profile picture scared me lol
Catherlorals I thought it was a dead bug on my screen
Me too
Damn i really thought there was a fly on the screen when i saw your picture
💀
Contestant: you don't have any talent
Simon: I have a talent at buzzing people
Simon: Have you taken singing lessons?
Contestant: A few...
Simon: Who's your teacher?
Contestant: She lives in Montana.
Simon: Do you have a lawyer?
Contestant: No, I don't have a lawyer.
Simon: Well, go get a lawyer and sue your singing teacher.
#SAVAGE
Shanta Pai
I LOVED THAT PART LMAO
Shanta Pai it is called a Tarsier
Shanta Pai i agree
Best line ever.
Shanta Pai my fav part of all of this
"sell a record with subtitles" 😂😂
"Oh come on you gotta gimme a chance someone gave you a chance amiright?"
"Yeah but I was good at what I did"
🤣🤣🤣
“Looks, personality, talent, no”😂😂 so harsh
you just killed every cat in Denver😂😂😂😂
OMG I died at that one
Sarah Hughes OMG!
Those poor cats hahaha
When I first read the comment I thought, I can't be that bad, then I heard it 😂
s- Who's your singing teacher?
- This lady up in montana
s- Do you have a lawyer?
- No, I don't
s- Get a lawyer, and sue her.
That was awesome
Paolo Sbalchiero that was my favorite one from him ahah
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@@StEpHeNno22 no you're not
He's not rude he's brutally honest.😆
"Did you really think you can become the next American Idol?"
"Yes."
"Then you're deaf."
What I was thinking when he said that:
1.DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
2.SIMON IS STRAIGHT SAVAGE!
3. This is the MOST SAVAGE THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!
"4. I really want food rn" is my final answer
i lovee simon but i really felt bad for that guy at the end
@@melvinfarrugia3825 what are you even talking about
Thst one wasn't that good.. this one time a contestant said
"I'm a wedding Singer"
Simon was like: "how many of them ended in divorce?"
That was probably one of his best ones lol
The fact that he says it all so calmly and with a monotone voice just adds to it lol
Simon is my spirit animal
addy b hes already an animal because his surname is 'cow'ell
He's an animal, that's for sure, but he's got no spirit. Like if you agree.
love
I disliked because I don't agree.
Haha best comment
"you just killed every cat in Denver" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
that honestly killed me xD
Dis joint had me dead
I died 😂😂😂😂😂
Deeeeeaaaaddddd!!!😁😭😷
"If I were to hire a rug...I'd hire you." DEAD 😂😂😂
“You look like one of those creatures that lives in the jungle with those massive eyes”
Brutal
I died when he said 'you look like one of those animals in the rainforest with big eyes'.😂😀👀
Matt Warwick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
+Denis Whyt 😂👍
+Tommy Jennings I know I was forgetting what it was called to 😂
I think he meant Lemur
+Venzena XD yep
I absolutely love how honest Simon is.
Treasure 12723 same
i agree he IS a LITTLE harsh sometimes but atleast he is honest
rose girl
He is harsh
LAS Kids you realize the real world is much crueler
AGREE
Simon: “do you do singing lessons”
Girl: “Yes I do”
Simon: “Whose your teacher”
Girl: “She lives in Montana”
Simon: “Do you have a lawyer”
Girl: “No I don’t”
Simon: “Get a lawyer, sue her”
I CANT BREATHE💀💀💀💀
Savage lol
"Unfortunately you'll never be ready" 😂😂😂😂
nadia sheikh That was the funniest shut ever
Randy's chuckle with every insult Simon throws out is almost just as funny as the insults themselves.
"oh haghagHagH"
I once fantasized of Simon Cowell; buddy-up to the actor Richard Tyson. I once portrayed Richard Tyson as; the American Indian Tribal Chief, Standing Pat as a form of a reenactment.
You might say that; the Batman TV series casting director William P. DeAngelo wasn't thinking straight.
The Batman TV series cast and crew members; have criminal stereotyped people, by race and nationality origin.
Louie too!
"Horrendous with a capital H" LMAO
More like, Hugh-Mungus
Indie Guide HOW DARE YOU DISGUSTING PERSON!
Fadzilicious Seriously? Again?! This happens to me evrytime I say my god damn name?! Stop it, get some help.
Indie Guide HOW DARE YOU! DISGUSTING! DISGUSTING!
I am confused.
4:22 "You could lie in a bath with your mouth open and still couldn't sing!"
I have never cried so hard in my life!
The way he insults someone, for a second you thought it was gonna be an advice or something positive then he just says the punch line and just kills your confidence 🤣 damn Savage
FR-
" the only good thing about the performance, was the end. " lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"whos your teacher"
"a holistic vocal coach
yuri plisekyt nice reference ;)
yuri plisekyt
OMG LOL
Hahahahahahaha nice one😂
LMAO
stfu
I love that Simon is always honest. He’s actually trying to help people and tell them the things other people are too scared to say. He doesn’t let people go on and embarrass themselves.
Not only judges them on their terrible voices but also their appearance just to make them feel worse 😂😂
Good one!
But they will be on TV, magazine covers, album fronts, posters, etc. Looks are very important.
Simon makes honest opinions and people says he is mean and rude...what is this world
his honest opionion should not be 'youve killed every cat in denver" it should be "i dont think this is for you" learn the difference rebeccca
I don't think he is rude I like him he makes good opinions and tell the truth -.-
Same Rebecca, same. I personally am not vocally talented, so I would never actually get in front of him like that.
However I have been criticized for my writing, and I encourage ALL criticism, especially harsh criticism. That way I have experienced the worst I can, and other words won't hurt me.
Life is harsh and mean. Simon Cowell is a walking comparison to how life really is. If you can't handle it, then you really won't survive out there.
Rebecca RGF I totally understand what ur saying and also agree to some extent but commenting about people looks? really not needed in my opinion.
Occasionally Simon might say something that is actually kind of rude.
Unfortunately you'll never be ready lol
Their reactions were so funny XD
GromMedia that killed me
“That was extraordinary.”
“Thanks.”
“That wasn’t a compliment.”
4:53 awww i feel bad
the way he clutched his heart
He said "last year I said someone was the worst singer in America , you may be the worst si get in the world "😂😂😂
Kenyon Hall aim literally just at the part
Kenyon Hall did u know when he judged on xfactor same guy auditioned and Simon said yes on his rapping
That was so mean that person came back and got 3 yes
Simon is by far, definitely, my favorite judge.
“Get a lawyer and sue her” the funniest sht ever😂😂
“i can sing”
“just not in tune”
i started cackling
wow Simon is the master of roasting XD
I wonder how many suicide notes have "Simon Cowell" in them
Welcome to your tape
Tha- That joke you just made, I can't anymore XD
lol
Kane Garvey damn...tape #10 geos to Simon Cowell. Welcome to your tape
TacticalNuclearMuffin omg ikr XD
Simon has always been brutally honest, people either like him or hated him, he didn’t give a damn. He made American Idol huge.
"Go get a lawyer and sue her" nearly killed me lol
Constructive criticism XD
slapthed00dle 60% of these are constructive criticism and 40% is plain rude and dream killing and i love that 40%😂😂
dantruswell less of the “XD”
"I can sing!"
"Just not in tune."
P L E A S E
He's down to earth and just speaks facts and doesn't give em false hope
1:39 I'm still laughing 😂
VidSungWrite you still laughing?
Just curious..still laughing?
6:10
Performer:"Haaaahawowowowowow owo ohhhh"
Simon: "What was that?"
(laughs hard) XD
HAHAHAH
Yep i had to hold in my laugh so my mum wouldnt know am watching somethingo
"i can sing"
Simon: "Not in June
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
kevv5437 12 : He said Tune
kevv5437 12 : He said Tune
Connor O'Rourke-Whelan hahahahahhaa
"There is much chance of you being a pop star or a rock star as me flying to moon tomorrow morning for breakfast" 😂😂
"..it's never going to happen.."
😁😃😂
That was such a savage line lol
"was it really that bad?"
Simon: "Worse that you think"
Huge Oof
There should be an Oscar for this man! He's so savage!!!
"U killed every cat in Denver."
Simon is the best at insults
#2 Gordon Ramsay
#3 R. Lee Ermey (AKA Gunnery Sergeant Hartman).
He was
Al Bundy is up there as well
I think it's kind of good how honest about them not having careers in it, because so many people around them that care and lie to them so they spend so much time chasing a dream that won't happen and it's good that he helps honestly tell them how they need to move to something else
Simon got balls for saying those savage things straight 😂😂😂 what a guy
I love this guy 😃😃
me too #nohomo
Alexandra de Sousa same
if i had to hire a rug i would hire you 😂😂😂 lol i died
I know you commented this 2 years ago but I am crying rn
At first I heard a rock 😂
5:56 "do you have a lawyer?"
"no i don't have a lawyer..."
"get a lawyer, and sue her..."
then he should've said, "if you get another teacher, and you still can't sing, write an apology to your old teacher" lol
Ahead of his time, we need people like him more now than ever.
Nowadays he would see the courthouse more than ever, his comments to the contestances in 2023 would not be possible.
Simon is literally me
Goredsox795 same
Goredsox795 well its not every day youbsee simon cowell in youtube comments. Hello there simon cowell
Same.
Same honesty
Hahaha!!! Simon is SOOO #SAVAGE!!!!!!!
""induvidually you sound horrendous and together you sound even worse" 😂😂😂
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"You could lie in a bath with your mouth open". #SAVAGE IM DEAD 💀 😂🤣
HAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING GREAT! Honestly I think your channel is way underrated good shit my friend!
“And you look like one of those creatures that live in the jungle with those massive eyes”😂
lmao that did it for me
"But i was good at what i did."
😂😂😂😂😂
Unfortunately you will never be ready 😂😂
What made it funnier was that Randy and Paula said he wasn't ready yet
"If I was looking to hire a rug, I'd hire you" xD
Randy is just there for the ride. A front row seat of Simon destroying kids
“Get a lawyer and sue her”
Killed me😂🙌🏻
Seriously, I want to see Simon and Gordon Ramsay in a fight. They both are so honest it hurts. Though Gordon can be way more hurtful.
autumn yates The main difference is that Gordon doesn't hold back
I think Simon would win 😂 Gordon screams and Simon just flames on people
Yes then Dr Phil is the judge🤣
@@astrosway200 It's hard to tell since both are excellent bullshit cutters.
Gordon do only cursing and shit, Simon delivers internal destruction that kills people inside.
Simon: "who's you're teacher?"
Girl: "something something Montana"
Simon: "do you have a lawyer?"
Girl: "no"
Simon: "ok get a lawyer and sue her"
( 5:51 )
I was SHLEEEP CUHHH
"Horrendous with a capital H"
This man invents new insults 😹😹
“ You just killed every cat in Denver” 😂😂😂😂
"you just killed every cat in denver
The shade
I am laughing my ass off 😂😂😂
Simon sure gets creative with his insults
4:46 hurt my heart tho
Gordon Ramsey VS Simon Cowell who do you think would win? xD
Dalia Hamdalla team Ramsey... He will fry his raw ass haha
Pepex BADUM TSHHHH
Pretty sure they wouldn't even fight.
They'd walk, arm in arm, through London, setting idiots on fire with their words alone.
If I could see that happen, even just once, I'd die a happy man.
sergeantassassin3 True
sergeantassassin3 same
I wish that Simon was my dad he is awesome
who knows, maybe he is...
😂😂😂😂
I wish i had a refrigerator
Jamaad Knight That comment, jesus christ xD
Randy:
Unfortunately you’re not ready yet.
Paula:
Unfortunately you’re not ready yet.
Simon:
Unfortunately you’re never gonna be ready.
LOL 🤣
5:04 I love simons face
We need more people like simon in this world
I died at "If I were to hire a _rug_, I would've hired you."
"You just killed every cat in Denver" 😂😂😂😂
"The only decent thing about this audition was the end."
Me:😂😂😂Man, preach!!
I wanted to go to American got talent because Simon cowel wasn't there but now I can't go both because he is now in American got talent and in Britain got talent
Bomby 13 What is ur talent?
Ville Väliaho Being a wanker on RUclips Maybe?
Ville Väliaho my talent is magic
If ur good enough to get through, Simon being there or not won't matter. But seriously before u do participate look urself in the mirror and be as honest as possible to urself.
I hope you do go and give it a try.... him being there or not won't matter if you are good. Just don't take his honest insults seriously just cause he is serious.
He's the best judges I have ever seen.
1:39
SIMON IS SAVAGE
Girl:Alalallalalalalalala
Simon: You just killed every cat in Denver
15 and have massive crushes on Simon and Gordon. Maybe I just like the meaner people... 😕
Either way, these "Best Insults" videos always leave me in stitches, especially as he is so quick with his comebacks. 😂
To be honest, I don't find Simon rude, and there will be a few who agree with me. Simon is being honest, and I think that that is kinder than giving people hope where there is none.
Lara Snape-Baggins same 😂😂 bad boys 💖🔥🔥🔥🔥
Jessica The Dancing Clown I love him too but he is rude because he could just tell them thatt they're bad without insulting them saying "you're a loser" "you're useless " "worst singer in the world "
I agree
I’m 11. Do I have a problem 😂
Simon just broke Keith's heart 😂
Can we get Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay in the same room and just insult each other 😂
You could lie in a bath with your mouth open 🤣🤣🤣
Honesty... Simon is to quick with comebacks what a skill
Ashwin's "Whatever" killed me 😂😂