Lol hahahaha 😂😂. Guy I've been told I have the x factor Simon well no you haven't. What should have been said... They told you that so you end up looking like the fool on national TV.....
I love how Louie looks at Simon every time before he starts laughing as if he's looking for his approval and checking his reaction lmao this is so precious 😂
What Mr cowell behaves like is a spoiled rotten brat,a damn spoiled rich kid who's accustomed to getting any and everything he wants,he seriously needs to grow the hell up!.John M Guinto
He's definitely less "mean" now but him being brutally honest in some ways actually helps people in the real world, even though he's about as brutally honest as you can get... and then there's Gordon Ramsay
youre fucing 10 years old if you think that this is the kind of truth that is right, he is right when someone cant sing but that doesn't give him the right to insult and laugh over others
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 I know all this stuff already and I like both Sharon and Ozzy cause they are intelligent and have a sense of humor. Take your issues elsewhere.
I believe this and I believe they have 9 or more lives. When I first got my cat he was so little so I didnt think it was bad to let him sit on my seat by me. He made it to my window, which was cracked. He jumped out, I saw him bounce , I pulled nm over and got him He did get a broken leg and the vet did tell me he would do it again. Please dont yell at me. I'm a good kitty mom Iade a very bad judgement. Hes always been a wild man
Judges when there’s a bad audition Louis: immediately starts laughing; asks for a second song Sharon: gets a case of the giggles Simon: looks at them like they’re crazy then hits them with the “can I be honest with you?” Cheryl: 👁👄👁
I love Simon as he never sugar coats or beats around the bush and he’s usually right when it comes to vocals. Being honest is usually mistaken for being mean which is also what I go through but that’s because people prefer being lied to rather than telling them the truth. Simon is a great judge and I adore his “savage” comebacks. 😂 he makes me laugh.
"There is as much chance of you being a pop star or a rock star as me flying to the moon tomorrow morning for breakfast. Never gonna happen." Daaaaamn! This one was so cool xD xD
I'm feeling really bad for all these cats getting stepped on ..lol I accidentally step on my cat, he always under foot, and I feel bad and always check him. I live him
Simon Cowell makes these sort of shows. Even though his comments sting sometimes, they are brutally honest. It's what most of these ppl need to hear that comes from him.
"You couldn't win this competition if you were the only one in it" - Simon Cowell LMAO!
kaputmonkey ,😂😂....possibly Simon’s best quote ever!
Probably my favorite comment 😂
Lol hahahaha 😂😂. Guy I've been told I have the x factor Simon well no you haven't. What should have been said... They told you that so you end up looking like the fool on national TV.....
j d, “in a million years.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Simon, Sharon, and Louis are the best judge combination ever
Yeah Sharon's awesome never really liked Cheryl.
@@SealAngel 0àaààaaaaaàaàaaaaa££££∆∆∆££
Pop pop pop is pop pink
I don’t like that other judge Danni and Sheryl. I like sharon
Amen hallelujah
Dont forget about randy jackson
4:44
“What’s your definition of average?”
Judges: “You”
*Simon you’re contagious* 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Louis: you sounded like you were in pain
Simon: or possessed
😂😂
maybe both? 😂
I laughed so much at that
The ppl that don’t like Simon are the kind of ppl that get offended when you tell them the truth in their face
_Ohhhhhhhhhhh_ *Burnt* 💣🔫
👏👏👏
😂😂
He exploits artists that get far in the show, look into it.
Aint that the truth
@Brian Landers *We're in the 21st Century.
Laryssa Samira ..deluded egomaniacs don’t like Simon.
Simon: do u want me to be honest with u?
Me: ohhh here it comes
"Honest" or anything with the root word "Honest" is basically Simon's bad word.
Well almost always.
Why am I strangely attracted to Simon's meanness
Same
Probably have a strange fetish
He is refreshing
@@semerehaile2473 probably...maybe I just have Daddy issues lol
@@WarriorWomanWaWo have fun dealing with it
"Why are you here?"
"I want enormous bags of cash!"
Legendary
Ima start using that at job interviews 😂😂
When the bank asks why you are here.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh my god it's so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
Simon always says what all the other judges are thinking.
I agree at all! Bravo.
I believe other judges also can speak for themselves as you can see even in this video.
I love how Louie looks at Simon every time before he starts laughing as if he's looking for his approval and checking his reaction lmao this is so precious 😂
It seems to me that he rather seeks support/confirmation as in "Guys can you believe it, do you hear it too?"😂
It’s like an employee looking at the boss. That’s how I can summarize it.
You couldn’t win this competition if you were the only one in it.
In 1 million years.
Whenever I’m having a bad day I come back to this video 😂😂😂😂
Me too... 😂
Hahahaha me too
Suzette Leier Same here lmao 😂😂😂
Same here lool. Glad to see we are on the same page @Suzette
ME TOO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Simon cowell is the best judge
absolutely
Yeah I agree
Jesic
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Jesica Dea
We will subd u jesica
Simon: How do you think that went?
Singer: Brilliantly!
Simon: Thought you'd say that!
😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂
Simon is the only reason I watch these. I love his brutal honesty.
Asswin : What is the definition of average?
Simon & luei : you...!
😂😂😂😂😂
You put ASSwin instead of ASHwin
Gacha mermaid uwu No no he got it right 😂
LuEi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The spelling
I *LOVE* Simon, his -honesty- savageness just brightens my day
Heyy How'd you type that?
It's really honesty. He only becomes savage when contestants argue or they are atrocious. But he always tries to be tactful first
Simon Cowell: the only judge with any backbone.
Louis is developing one.
Howard Stern and Piers Morgan were also very honest.
Carol YOUNG Louis always has one watch the first ever episode him and Sharon were brutal more than simon
What Mr cowell behaves like is a spoiled rotten brat,a damn spoiled rich kid who's accustomed to getting any and everything he wants,he seriously needs to grow the hell up!.John M Guinto
He broke his backbone falling off a bike...🤣
"You sounded like someone stepping on two cats. For, like, a minute".
That last bit killed me lmao... just the precision of the analogy 🤣🤣
Simon's facial expressions are even funnier than the actual auditions 😂
Best judge ever.
simon isnt mean, hes honest
Honest in a mean way
@@rockon795 brutally honest is the term
He's both
He's definitely less "mean" now but him being brutally honest in some ways actually helps people in the real world, even though he's about as brutally honest as you can get... and then there's Gordon Ramsay
youre fucing 10 years old if you think that this is the kind of truth that is right, he is right when someone cant sing but that doesn't give him the right to insult and laugh over others
Simon: ...something odd happens to your voice when you sing, it's like someone is there... hahahaha
The guy who said: "I want enormous bags of cash", was just refreshingly different. And i really liked him.
Yeah that guy was hilarious
"MEN OF ENGLAND WHO DOTH PLOUGH THE FIELD "!!!
Yea....and they sell their souls for attention & humiliation. How sad.
Sss
King of the road hit the streets. Oh dear.
3 reasons why simon is the best judge:
1.He’s honest
2.He’s honest
3.He’s honest
4:44 I’ve never seen Simon not on the end of the judges table 😱
Right!
Loui: it sounded like you were in pain
Simon: mumbles* or possessed
"It's like a cave, I never seen something so big in my life"
😂😂😂😂
S H A R O N ! ! ! 😂😂
How's Ozzy doing? Is he off the bat's yet? 😂😂
Does anyone else feel like Loui has got funniest face ever 🤣
yeah!
Yees
Especially when he laughs or rather whizzles😂
Simon is my all time favorite
I love when the judges try so hard not to laugh, but end up doing it anyways🤣
Simon critique of Holly Jarvis was freaking hilarious 😂😂😂
And terribly mean. I am ashamed to find myself repeatedly watching and really really laughing
Like if Simon gives the best advices👍
Advices ?? 🤦♀️🤦♀️
Yeah,he is just being honest which is good,and atleast he is not lying to people
The worst. He just try to entertain the people who watch this show. He never give any advice which is useful.
T h r u t h h u r s t s
maybe not advice but he is honest and does not lie to them
"you sounded like you were in pain!"
"...or possessed..."
that killed me LOL
I love how Louis laughs without control hahaha 😂
I actually miss this part of Simon and this judge team
He still has it in him!
this should be named simon cowell being honest
Simon can roast me any day
why wait? go to r/roastme and you'll get your wish
@@elleofhearts8471 Getting roasted by Simon is a little different than getting roasted by a bunch of neckbeards that live in their mom's basement.
@@K-lg5hk lol you have me rolling 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
I love louis each time he start laughing i die lol
4:39
Louie : “everything was very average”
Ashwin : “what’s your definition of average?”
Louie and Simon : “you”
😭😭😭
"I've been singing for 20 years" ....I don't think he has been singing for 20 days.
ThatGothicChick I don’t think he’s been singing for 20 hours.
Awsome Edits more like 20 minutes
Miguel Guzman probably not even 20 seconds.
@@awsomeedits6192 may be not even 20 milliseconds 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Soumya Panicker not even 20 Microseconds.
“So, David, why are you here today?”
*I want enormous bags of cash*
A bit upfront but there we go... XD
I love Louie and Simon’s face, trying their best not to laugh. 😆😆😆😆😆.
05:44 love that reaction, Simon is so not hiding his emotions, I like it.
5:41 is the face I make when someone starts giving me a life lesson or an advice
LOL
We all luv a strict judge😂😂😂
It would be worse if Simon was a judge in a courtroom I mean he would give longer sentences to those who commited very dangerous crimes.
U can literally see Simon judging you as you walk in!!! Wow, love him! I want to sing infront of him someday
Simon is Gold!!! It’s not the same if he doesn’t give his honest opinion..Sharon is the sweetest and Louis is adorable. Best trio ever!!!
1:21 "ive been told that by people" well did you expect your dog to tell you?
When Simon said, "someone stepping on two cats" I completely lost it 💀💀
When the wife of Ozzy tells you she couldn't understand what you were saying.
SHARON. Also, Ozzy was drugged by his doctor and he also has a Parkinson's. But go on mock a sick man and his loyal wife.
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 I know all this stuff already and I like both Sharon and Ozzy cause they are intelligent and have a sense of humor. Take your issues elsewhere.
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 conspiracy theorist much
“What’s your name?”
“Raj”
**PTSD flashbacks from Hells Kitchen**
10:48 , farts runnin through my head
Simon Cowell when judging is 👌😂
Curiosity kills the cat ...I rest my case😂😂😂😂
I believe this and I believe they have 9 or more lives. When I first got my cat he was so little so I didnt think it was bad to let him sit on my seat by me. He made it to my window, which was cracked. He jumped out, I saw him bounce , I pulled nm over and got him
He did get a broken leg and the vet did tell me he would do it again. Please dont yell at me. I'm a good kitty mom Iade a very bad judgement. Hes always been a wild man
@@aprilsilvers381 Noone was actually talking about the cats though
Holly sounds like she's singing through her nose
From her boots.
I guess there are weird people all over the world, not just in America!!!
Well duh
Yes imagine - there's life outside America
I love Simon. Someone has to be completely honest to these people.
Simon Cowel is to X Factor what Gordon Ramsay is to Kitchen Nightmares
Judges when there’s a bad audition
Louis: immediately starts laughing; asks for a second song
Sharon: gets a case of the giggles
Simon: looks at them like they’re crazy then hits them with the “can I be honest with you?”
Cheryl: 👁👄👁
I just love Simon Cowell even tho most people hate him he has just the best humor
Edit:Thank you guys so much for the likes 😀
Honey, most people like him. You're not as special...
I'm gonna go audition for one of these shows just so Simon can roast me and whoop me back into reality.
Lewi: “Sounded like you were in pain”
Simon: “or possessed.” 😆😆😆😆
I too would like enormous bags of cash
Simon is Soo brutally honest.
But that's why I like him😆
Pause the video at 5:42 😂
Damn it 😂😂
I love Simon as he never sugar coats or beats around the bush and he’s usually right when it comes to vocals. Being honest is usually mistaken for being mean which is also what I go through but that’s because people prefer being lied to rather than telling them the truth. Simon is a great judge and I adore his “savage” comebacks. 😂 he makes me laugh.
Simon is sooo handsome!!
I have seen most of these acts before, and every time and come on these videos am never over them
"Like someone stepping on two cats".
Lol 'what's your definition of average?' Louis and Simon: 'you'
"... It was like looking into a cave" Had me dying of laughter 😂
Love him, he's not mean, just brutally honest, which is refreshing
These were actually hilarious😂
Watching these auditions makes me question if i am saddist to get pleasure from others pain 😂😂
No Ariel? Come on.. xD
Louis s confused look at 2:44 always gets me. Lol
I can't be a judge,I can't
These videos are a form of therapy, it makes my delusions seem insignificant 😅
This lifted my spirits 😂😂
5:32 how my friends look at me when I take a joke to far
I love it when a contestant with the personality of a turnip thinks they have what it takes.
In fairness turnips have more personality than any of these people 🤷🏼♂️
My cats are triggered by Simon using cat sounds as insults!!! 😻😻😻
Raj is the perfect example of why being nice to people to save their feelings just hurts them in the end.
What would the £50,000 have been spent on? Seriously.
"There is as much chance of you being a pop star or a rock star as me flying to the moon tomorrow morning for breakfast.
Never gonna happen."
Daaaaamn! This one was so cool xD xD
That makes me laugh every time 🤣
“I’ve never seen anything so huge in my life.” 😂😂👏
Good singers: Eh I don't know how good I am.
Bad singers: I'm pure quality!
"Someone steping on a cat like a minute"....
I'm feeling really bad for all these cats getting stepped on
..lol
I accidentally step on my cat, he always under foot, and I feel bad and always check him. I live him
@@aprilsilvers381 lol
You know that's why we love him!
Simon Cowell makes these sort of shows. Even though his comments sting sometimes, they are brutally honest. It's what most of these ppl need to hear that comes from him.
simon and louie you make me smile and sharon and louis they loved your show amazing love you
Raj get your money back and go see a holistic vocal coach.
Yes, but a generalist NOT s specialist
A*
@@SillyParasaurolophus That sounds familiar 😂😂😂
Become a human being NOT just a NUMBER
@@gimo80 say whaaat!? She's actually dead? Source please!
simon isn’t rude, he is simply honest straight forward. thats all
Yeah; he is. He doesn't pull any punches if you're not a top notch singer; when they're good, great, amazing; he tells them with the same enthusiasm;
Sometimes Simon is such a mood
It was like someone stepping on two cats, for like a minute 😂 😂
Bruhhhh Simon be making me laugh with these comments😂❤️ love him tho❣️
4:06 I started making memes a long time ago and this man was my first meme ever
Meanest? He is just pointing out objective truths!!
Is there an X Factor channel just for bad auditions?! I want one!! LMAO!