Familiarity Breeds Contempt Ft. AquaFPS - Ep. 92
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- Опубликовано: 16 июл 2024
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👏Featuring: @AquaFPS @TheGamerHole
0:00 - Aqua On PKA
4:01 - Unhinged Viewers
6:00 - Bizzle
8:25 - Room Decorations
12:13 - Gambling
15:26 - Plans With Strangers
19:29 - Amnesia
21:54 - Pretending To Like Movies
28:40 - Golf
31:17 - Unsupervised Idiots
37:58 - Family Of Bots
45:00 - Too Much Family
48:36 - Pauly Shore
51:13 - Shoenice
56:45 - Neighborhood Animals
1:13:52 - Aqua Is Soft
1:19:44 - OCD
1:26:01 - Out Of Shape
1:47:10 - Schwans / Food
1:52:17 - Feels Dumb Man
1:55:59 - Childhood
1:59:30 - Weed
2:07:54 - Childhood Diets
2:13:28 - Built Like A Dwarf
2:19:51 - Gamer Pains
2:23:00 - Body Parts
2:35:20 - Doctors
2:41:54 - Crazy Kids Toys
2:48:12 - Boys Being Boys
2:58:33 - Insect Killers
2:59:38 - Everything Piss
3:23:14 - Bryan / Summary
3:25:21 - Piss On Stream
3:29:50 - Janitor-Core
👏EDITED BY @Stalltt / stalltt
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Trading Bryan for Aqua is like trading a homeless dude for a more talkative homeless dude.
Aqua's chat has to BEG him to show body parts. Sam commands him ONCE and he instanly caves. That is true power.
Years of mental conditioning into being his little slave
The riddle of flesh.
That. That is true power. Flesh is stronger boy. What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?
Lmao Sam demands aqua to disrobe 😂
@@bagingospringo4396 Sam commands, aqua obeys
* guest describes traumatic life experience *
Poob: "That's awesome"
It’s actually so funny how often this has happened
At least his «that’s actually hilarious» phase has ended
the funniest part is, he actually thinks its awesome, because his small goblin brain considers anything that seems like a movie cool
He means awe striking
plug for the people
That athletic greens ad was the best one yet. The dead look in Poob's eyes as he reinvigorated himself really sold it.
yeah how he burps and looks like hes about to throw up
I saw all that powder at the bottom, prollt tastes like dog shit😂
Poob’s eyes watering as he downs that baby shit colored slurry is just the icing on the cake
@@danbackslide2957it's so crazy that the company makes them drink one on camera and makes them grin and bear it.
There's another channel that does the same ads, almost word for word and then drink the goo. I thought it was a bit. But now I've learned that whoever does the ads for that company is fkn hilarious.
You could even see the shit sludge at the bottom of the cup when he finished
Bryan is being even more silent than normal
I was thinking the opposite, to be honest he talked more this episode than most.
Who's Bryan?
Was he? Didn’t seem any different from other episodes.
@@kevindiehm7404 guy next to bill
@@elzarik8087wait, but I thought that was one of the three Sams
Man it's hilarious seeing Poob read a script
That and when he started chugging AG he started looking like he’s almost going to puke That was iconic.
@@therealav77 You can tell that the only reason why he did that was because of the money.
The family reunion i always hoped for. So proud of my 3 dads 😭
Brian taking after his father and being absent 🤣
@@igotchuoncamera3012😂
Honestly this episode rocked. The intro had me cackling, Stalltt's edits and comments had me giggling, all three hosts had great commentary, only thing we were missing was Bryan's stoned-ass thousand yard stare.
He's offscreen, Sam just powers him on for podcast appearances every couple weeks.
Poob doing an actual spit take at sam being called a "little beanpole" by his family is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time, thanks boys
I just want to take a moment and appreciate the intro, now that its back every time I hear random clips with the music it feels like home... good stuff
I'd they take it away again we'll have to take drastic measures. We'll have to take something of equal value from them
@@blackbaron9544sams family
Thanks Aqua for sitting in on Poob Story Time
Bryan is so vocal this episode its insane hearing these fresh takes and intelligent remarks
Bryan looking good in this one
They should've put a still image of Brian sitting in the dark, also adding sniffles in the background every so often.
They probably just have hours and hours of footage of him sitting still and saying nothing lolll
Can't wait to see the crew give Aqua what he deserves.
A knuckle sandwich?
A ham sandwich
some really good Cookies
@@camjakeeg yesss
A deep wet kiss
Aqua thinks he can sweep that homeless man incident under the rug, but we remember. Never forget
Watching poob drink that horrendous swamp goop was the funniest shit I’ve seen in a minute
I love how poob reads the ad script word for word and does not make eye contact once with the camera
It actually makes me relieved to learn that Abby now has enough free time to go back to school. It either means Sam is pulling his weight or the kids are grown enough.
Most likely the second option.
@@midgetman4206definitely the second option.
Putting this out at the same time as PKA is fightin words
Kyle's is too stoned and wouldn't leave his house
K🎉 27:59 😮😊TRQ-20
K 28:21 28:21 j😊😅h😊
Kj 28:26
Poob: I never knew my grandpa.
General Sam: That’s nice…
Wow Brian talked more this episode they usually does.
i just watched this podcast in the shower, i didn’t realize how much I miss brian😔😔
did you shower for 3 hours
@@burritosalesman I also shower for 3hours. It’s the only safe place where I can listen to this content
@@burritosalesman gotta make sure i’m clean☺️
@@burritosalesman I’m not surprised it takes General Sam fans 3 hours to clean themselves, gotta get through all the cracks and crevices lol
glad to have aqua on agin its been a while
In school my sex ed teacher said you can't pee with bonner. I shouted out that's not true and the whole class including him just stared at me for what felt minutes.
I would have offered to show them
Lmao bonner
Gotta say, Bryan's on fire today! He's more talkative than he's been in months!
He has really come into his own
Bryan's AquaFPS cosplay is really good.
Bryan was absolutely golden this episode
I swear to God Poob always gets me with the leaning in and making out bit
Always be here when it drops, will never finish the whole thing.
Hearing Sam say "God I used to love swans" is pure gold as a German, since "schwanz" is pronounced similarly and means "cock" haha
Aqua is such good vibes, need more guests like that. This was a great podcast, thanks Stalltt
Dying thinking that poob messed around with one of those old kid science kits that had real radioactive isotopes.
Sam's interactions with his neighbors are like Tim Robinson skits
I betcha Aqua never would have thought he would be the “normal” neighbor with kids now
I can't wait till John McAfee is invited back on!!
Poob is becoming more an more insane with every episode and i love it.
Poob ripping a wort out of his tow is absolutely metal.
Ackwa really does put off good vibes. Sam on the other hand definitely triggers my fight or flight response. Poob is somewhere in between.
We got aqua on! I’m gonna do unspeakable things to homeless people to celebrate!
👀
Speak about those things.
Have Papa Stimpee back on!!
Everytime I watch these it feels like I'm just hanging out with the boys. Great content much love
Stalt killing it with the intro again
"I have seen so many hunks."
-Sam, 2023
listening to them talk about being potty shy has been somehow the funniest thing i heard in weeks. why do they go so far in depth
Sam's hide and seek story reminded me of when I played hide and seek and hid under a boat covered in beetles for 4 hours not realizing they gave up trying to find me
Poob: My dad needs to be careful because he gets tested for drugs occasionally
Also Poob: Lemme just put that on the internet with my whole face saying it
It's pretty on brand for the first podcast with aqua in over a year to have the longest chapter in an almost 4 hour long episode is named "everything piss"
its always a great episode with aqua, i havent been watching for a bit but this one got me started binging them all again
Sam's shit eating smile and sly comment on pencil drawings during that podcast sent me
Cool to see Aqua back. Good episode
im so happy bryan is talking again after the accident
thank you for the podcast they put me to sleep very fast! Your mundane stories do the trick thanks!!!
Dude I was eating when poob went into that wart story, Jesus Christ.
Let’s gooo the boys have been dropping consistently love it
Would love to see Sam Interview Tim Wells, bow hunter.
3hr aqua episode, what more could i ask for?
The three of them is gold. Love the episode
I feel the pee shy thing. It got pretty bad at college, I couldnt pee without headphones.
Poobs toe story is the wildest thing i've heard this year
I really like Sam and Aqua getting along. By this I mean Sam not bullying Aqua and Aqua leaving the homeless alone.
LoL. I was actually excited to hear the golf banter!
This is real brave inviting Aqua on after what he did to that kitten in that video.
Best way to get over Urinal anxiety is to just pick a point on the wall in front of you and juat focus all your attention on that point, think about why that smudge hasnt been cleaned, or whether or not that crack in the wall could be holding mold, or why the eyes in that painting keep moving.
I've never used a urinal before, and i've only ever sat when I peed, and I have 0 shame
~5 years ago, I had some geriatric crypt-keeper looking coot using the urinal next to me, and he got piss on my shoes.
have this on a side monitor and in my periphery i keep seeing aqua move and think "oh its not a cardboard cutout"
i genuinely enjoyed the golf talk
listening to your podcast while grinding from 44 to 60 makes it almost enjoyable.
Damn two podcasts in a week? Thank you stalltt
I love that Poob did a whole sponsored segment and didnt name the company until he read the URL
I listen to podcasts at the gym and I honestly can't stop laughing at your guys jokes mid set I burst out laughing
Sam has diabetes…just ask him about his foot
which sam 🤨
@@sugmalad5088 Sam.
Sam almost lost his foot he told me on a stream
@@sugmalad5088 which Sam is your favorite?
The glowstick video ,thedad is actually amazing ,he starts talking about the shirt to distract him al the while the dad is being calm and doing everything he can to find out what to do. 10/10 dad
great to se aqua back
I didn’t realize that Bryan wasn’t in this one until an hour in.
I’m a shy pisser, but also agree with Sam’s reasoning. In NYC I was using a urinal once and a homeless guy came in and started shooting drugs behind me as I was taking the longest piss in North America. That addict could have done anything 🤣
Also once while using a urinal at a bar the bathroom bouncer let like 10 girls in… they were all wasted and were harassing me while I was still peeing.
There’s also the fact that all urinals splatter a little.
P😊😊😊pññ
Sam, poob I watch you guys a lot and always laughing non stop keep up the great work.
I had that lead molten toy station, that was amazing. Almost burned the house like 4 times but hey, that's the 90's
3:09:00 I'm with Stallt on this one, the Handicap stalls are like the size of the Taj Mahal
and they have the railing you can grab on to when you really have to buckle down and push out a monster
I've been doing that for like 8 years now with my keys, I probably saw a prison movie where the guard had the keys on a rope swinging them
It’s surreal listening to both PKA and this podcast
Thanks for the bountiful amounts of podcasts, gonna make alot of sleeping and journies easier
Poob looking like he's got a plAN
I do the same thing in the car. Def not just a RUclipsr thing.
"sam actually looks well adjusted to the discord" Of course he is the guy has a family and a stable life.
poob being a steve erkel style character to that gym teacher lmao
So nice of the gang to remember and retrieve aqua from the camping trip location after he thawed out.
I relate to the piss issue hard, but if you even think about it it gets worse
how to fix the drip: use 2 pieces of toilet paper and clean tip directly, wipe up bottom of shaft and flush paper, no more pissy pants
Numbness in the fingers like that is usually carpal tunnel syndrome and you can get some compression gloves from Walmart and compression socks and it will usually fix that stuff
Poob - I too am pee-shy in the exact same way lol. One way I've begun to be able to distract myself is by running through multiplication tables that I'm unfamiliar with. "Modal" multiplication like multiples of 7 starting from 6, so 6, 13, 20, 27, 34, etc. For me, it was so bad that if someone was waiting to pick me up out front of my house IN THEIR CAR, I wouldn't be able to... It was horrible.
I just imagine a little car going up a hill, when the car's at the top and just starting to go downhill I can pee freely
I fell asleep while listening to this and had the trippiest Forehead Fables-induced dream ever. I'll need to restart just to see if I dreamt half the podcast or if it was real.
Brian arrives to the podcast at 3:16:02
Violated
This trio is actually worth listening to.
Did they put an old man filter on Aqua?
Man, I'd love to see you three (or more, the more the merrier) play some Minecraft or something.
Y'all really oughta dive into a mod pack, or if you're going for something a bit more easy to embrace for a quick episode/series, The Aether mod recently got updated👀
Dude Aqua is the kid Brick from that show that the dad is the janitor from scrubs.
This was fun. Aqua is a cool dude. Super chill.
Poob was actually tilted by sam lmao
For some reason that ad read was the funniest fucking thing ever